Post vidyagirls that would make good girlfriendsin the real world
Not my waifu but obligatory
what's the last part supposed to mean?
>>288053094
a pathological liar, good choice idiot
>>288054042
As long as you're also a girl, sure
>>288054061
>Take them out of their game-universe.
>Put then in this one.
>Would she be a good girlfriend in this place?
Although her otaku fans would probably try to kill you on a regular basis.
>>288053094
Purest of waifus
>>288053664
Damn, I got here to post this and you beat me to it.
Good taste, tho.
>>288054440
I don't see what that has to do with anything, but ok.
>>288054716
Isn't she a massive slut?
>>288053094
No. I don't care what her motivation was, manipulation is manipulation.
She would be the best
I'd like to think so...
>>288054716
>idols
>having a love life
Pffffttt
Except not really.
>>288055175
She's just really passionate
>>288055064
I thought it was more that she's a bit of an exhibitionist.
Potentially still a slut, depends on where she draws the line. Like maybe she gets off on the sexual power fantasy of people admiring her.
Then again, a friend of mine is a bodybuilder. He's extremely committed to his girlfriend, but still looks for any excuse to take his shirt off in front of women.
>>288055064
Nah, she pretty much only has eyes for Yu.
>>288055712
That doesn't stop her from posing and acting lewd in front of millions
Would you be comfortable with that?
If only she was real;_;
>>288053094
>K over C
>ever
>loyal
>protective
>incredibly cute but doesnt flaunt it
>slightly shy about her femininity which only adds to it
>easy going personality that is easy to get along with
>>288056434
Best girl fo sho nigga
>>288055275
I see how it is. When a grill does it it's passionate, when a guy does it it's clingy.
Piss.;_;
>>288056434
>>288056529
She'd be a lesbian in this real world
>>288056684
>straight tomboyish girls
>not existing in real life
You need to get out more, anon
>>288053202SPANISHCLASS
You know it.
I mean, aside from... well, you know... that.
Yes, that.
Being___fat__and all that jazz.
>>288056684
m8, when was the last time you talked to a girl outside of your family?
>>288054786
>Will fix your clothes if you rip them
>Will make you stuffed animals, keychains or clothes just cuz
>Will have your back in a fight or defend your honor
>Would probably be into buttstuff
10/10 gf
>>288056434
I'm sorry anon but Chie is worst girl
>>288057195
Badtaste-kun pls
>>288057148
Lesbianism is incurable, anon.
But Shizune might be worth it, if you like the idea of being a stay-at-home dad.
>>288056434
Now playing for my first time. Immediately got the hots for Chie. Am "training" w/ her & the Devil hospital lady. 10/10 best waifu.
>>288056434
literally the town bike
>>288057401
She's bi
>>288057414
P4G, right?
Chie probably has among the best "holiday dates" scenes.
>>288057458
Literally Yukiko. Or are you telling me that you dont know what being a "hostess" in a Traditional Japanese Inn comprises of?
>>288057401
>Shizune
>Ever
BAHAHAHAHA NO.
I rather fucking get a job, mang.
>>288055978
>those panties
>>288057287
Sorry anon but Kanji-kun is best girl
>>288057616
>you dont know what being a "hostess" in a Traditional Japanese Inn comprises of?
I actually don't.
Educate me, anon
>>288058149
Don't you know? According to /v/, every job a woman could ever perform is an euphemism for prostitution.
Hostess? She sucks dick.
Sells flowers? She sucks dick.
Cop? She sucks dick.
Detective? She sucks dick.
Goat hypnotizer? She most likely sucks dick.
>>288058149
Lets just say you give her the tip.
And I don't mean money.
I don't give a fuck what anyone says I could totally soften her up while still keeping her dominant personality. You just gotta believe in the power of love.
>>288058350
Except in this case he is entirely right.
Please, go and to a cursory bit of research into Japanese Ryokan.
Yes yes.
>>288058350
>Hostess
She hosts your dick in her vagina
>Sells flowers
She sells her own flower if you know what I mean
>Detective
She has to get to the "bottom" of a "hard case"
>Goat hypnotizer
Too easy.
>>288058672
Trap?
>>288058149
>Educate me, anon
Traditionally, its the hostesses duty to "serve" her guests every need. In days gone by, this as pretty literal. These days it isnt so prevelant.
However, even these days if you are in an extremely traditional Ryokan in the heart of rural Japan and you have a lot of cash, it isnt unheard of for the hostesses to reprise this "traditional" role.
>fun
>foreign
>moderately intelligent but still kind of ditzy
>loyal, like extremely loyal
>>288058473
Your best case scenario would be to be the housewive.
You clean the house, take care of the kids, fix dinner, ask her about her day, give her a back(and foot massage), and maybe, if she isn't too tired, she'll let you grab her boobs or something.
And you'd be crossing your fingers all the time, hoping she's not cheating on you while at work.
>>288058837
brb going to nipland
>>288058481
Mate, she was written to be such, of course you'd say so.;_;
>>288058524
Sure, will do.
>>288058686
>this entire post
Pic related.
>>288058986
That sounds perfect.
>>288058986
This is exactly the scenario that I'd want except with more cuddling and lovey dovey shit.
>>288057616
Yes. I didn't even think about that happening! Now, I can't wait.
>>288057642
>Chubby
>Cute
Pochaco a best
Paladins are pretty great.
>>288058809
I don't know and I don't give a shit. All I know is that looks delicious to me.
>>288055978
>not superior Vanillagame with Cinnamon, Coconut, Azuki scenes fucking when
She would make a nice bed
No King?
You ain't even trying.
She'd be so chill and you could tag the world together.
>>288059978
She looks so soft
>>288060040
I like how this nigga thinks.
By definition most of the JSR chicks would be rather chill to be with.
Sans the Love Shockers. Fuck that.
>>288059131
There's no cuddling or lovey dovey shit in those sort of marriages, anon.
She'd come home from work every day exhausted and grumpy, knowing that tomorrow it will be the same thing all over again. She doesn't want romance, she doesn't want to talk about feelings, she just wants a warm meal when she walks through the door and to not be bothered by anyone so she can get some rest.
Sex only happens during birthdays or anniversaries, over the years you start to feel unappretiated and unfufilled, until you can't take it anymore and cheat on her with the poolgirl.
Guilt tearing you apart inside, you finally confess what you did, hoping she'd forgive you. She'd coldly tell you that she doesn't care, that she has cheated on you numerous times over the years, she doesn't love you anymore, and she most definitely doesn't find you attractive anymore.
The only reason she hasn't divorced is because of the kids.
>>288053094
> Typical manipulative "STOP ENJOYING THINGS!" bitch
> good girlfriend
Nope.
>>288059907
OH! OHHH! MY DICK!!!!! HELP!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANON?!
>>288059907
That's because Vanessa is superior.
>>288060374
......
Go on...
>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Wicked Sense of Humor
>>288056159
>posting a flattened pancake
>>288060040
This is actually true but for me she'd probably make a better regular friend.
>>288060596
wow, i managed to fuck up the memes..
>>288060571
Ramon pls goWon't diss yo taste, tho, Vanessa is also what dreams are made of.
>>288060374
>She'd come home from work every day exhausted and grumpy, knowing that tomorrow it will be the same thing all over again.
And that's why i'm there in the first place. To give her a hug and tell her that everything'll be alright make her treats and massage her back and then help her... release stress (in a bondage kinda way) if needed.
>>288060202
I don't know if she would necessarily be a good girlfriend,but she'd be a god-tier mistress.
>>288056681
I'm not turned on by her and it's creepy as fuck
It's only a double standard because you have none
Wesker
>>288061004Why would you do this to me!!?CURSE YOU, ANON!CURSE YOU, Link!
>>288061004
What's the difference?
>>288061539
In a perfect world? There isn't.
>>288060576
At that point you have to make a choice, you either keep up the charade for the kids and continue living in a loveless marriage, or you get that divorce and your kids and start a new life on your own without the financial stability you had with her.
>>288060954
And she'd appretiate it, for a couple of years, tops. Life just gets in the way, anon.
How do you plan to remain desirable and attractive for her?
>>288061004
>tfw you will never find a mistress to fall in love with and eventually have a rr marriage with.
>>288060916
I wish I had the Transistor's voice. The only male voice I like more is Liam O'Brien's.
Also, Red destroyed Sybil's heartand pussy. What's to say she won't do the same to you and abandon you for a talking sword?
>>288061398
What about...Alex Wesker?
>>288061770
rr?
>>288061724
Lets say I stay with her. Will she raise the child lovingly and just treat me like dirt, or will my child suffer as well?
>>288058481
>Impling I want to live in ScotlandI actually have no idea what it's like there. Any opinions?
>>288057616
> Or are you telling me that you dont know what being a "hostess" in a Traditional Japanese Inn comprises of?
are you intentionally being bigoted?
>>288061886
Dude, NO!
>>288062218
Are you intentionally being retarded?
I love Chihiro Fushimi!
>>288062219
But you could put her in your backpack.
>>288062091
>haggis
>men in skirts
>fresh nubile sheep in their thousands
>beer
>ewan macgregor
Its heaven on Earth anon.
>>288059686
Chocola master race
>>288058837
It isn't unheard of but it's incredibly rare. Please stop making Japanese women into your submissive little sex fantasy.
>>288062374
Unless you get a muzzle, its not worth it.
>>288061724
>How do you plan to remain desirable and attractive for her?
Keeping fit and pretty. Staying on top of my hair and makeup. Always finding new dishes to cook and making sure that the house is always clean. Putting her on to new things that she may like. Going on trips or little mini vacations with her to make memories together. Buying new toys for play time and brushing up on similar techniques. Also you underestimate the mutual love we'd have for our kids. I'd be a god tier waifu given the chance.
>>288062338
Have fun with your friendzone
>>288062402
Ever see Nessie?
>>288062339
>that filename
Eh, it was alright. It wasn't subtle or nuanced, but it was alright.
Her voice annoyed me.
>>288061923
Role reversal. She's the "husband" or rather the dominant one who's more aggressive and wears the pants in the relationship.
>>288062091
>>288062402
Don't believe his lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CbedeDF5U
>>288062451
It really isnt rare, anon. Again, just a little research into it would tell you as much.
>>288062638
>that thumbnail
>>288062638
It's different when you're in love with her, Ukinojoe.
>>288062680
Thats the kind of relationship I want...
>>288062715
I have no idea who this chick is and what game she's from but that hair them freckles, that tight bod.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>288062451
>Please stop making Japanese women into your submissive little sex fantasy.
WHERE IN THE EVER LOVED MOTHERFUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
>>288056434wants to protect you
For real, she was already my best girl, but that line was what sealed the deal.
Seriously, that's the kind of person I want to fall in love with.
>>288062731
It might happen occasionally, might happen in red-light districts but to sit here and say that all ryokan hostesses are expected to carry out that duty, especially today is completely idiotic. I bet you believe Memoirs of a Geisha is based on fact.
>>288061923
Royal Rumble obviously
>not throwing your Bride to be over the top rope to secure your Wrestlemania Title Shot
she's simple as fuck
she doesn't act cuhrazyy and scream all the fucking time
she just ends up wanting to run an inn in a cozy small town
she likes horror movies and telling stories
she will always laugh at your jokes
she's a terrible cook, but is trying hard to be a good one just for you
no matter how many people want to complain about Yukiko being "boring" she's the best girl when it comes to reality
I'm fucking ready to run the Amagi Inn and live the rest of my life with her
>>288060202
My negro
>>288063035
Thats a man, baby!
>>288062713
Oh god.
I'm dying.
>>288061135
I came here to post this
good work anon
>>288063078
>all
Where did I say that? I specifically said that it is uncommon but more likely to occur in the incredibly traditional ones in rural areas.
And guess what? Im right. Its how they are able to survive, but getting salarymen there for some rumpy-pumpy.
>>288062713
I would go to the ends of the Earth for her.
>>288063243
>citation needed
>>288062949
Yeah me too but it's hard to find because most women who are like that don't advertise it and the ones that do are usually crazy and have control issues. Plus most of them are only like that in the bedroom and would make horrible husbands. Life hurts.
>>288057075
It's already a meme, isn't it?
>>288053094
Yo, has anyone actually had a decent girl at some point?
Has it ever filled the void that's so empty when you realize your best girl will never exist?
>>288063035
>that filename
Ketchup.
As in the commonly used pun Ash Ketchup.
Named Ash.
Ash Crimson.
You, sir, were being intentionally obtuse! How could you!?Freckles are top tier, tho. Good taste.
>>288060607
Mah nigga
>>288062059
It's up to you, and how good of an actor you can be. If you play your part well she'll be the best working-mom in the world and your kids will adore you both, and grow up with a happy childhood.
Or if you decide to be petty and passive-agressive then she'll lash out at you, arguments will become frequent and increassingly more heated and the kids will be there to see first-hand how their mommy and daddy hate each other.
>>288062537
You're a husbando, not a waifu.
How will you, as a husbando, remain desirable and attractive for her?
>>288063035
Hue. That's Ash Crimson from King of Fighters. He's a 17 year old French dude who likes painting his nails and touring cafes with his older sister Betty (the one in the front with blue hair)
>>288063309
By implying it's not rare, you are. It probably still happens way less than you think it does.
That's not to say that there wasn't implied symbolism with Yukiko but making the statement that "do you even know what ryokan "hostesses" do" is making a huge generalization.
>>288053202
Who is that? Yukari?
>>288053094
/thread
>>288063065
And just think.
When she qualifies as a Policewoman, you'd get to bone her whilst she wears it.
a man can dream
>>288063391
Nice.
>>288063169
I respect your taste, but I'd much rather have a reverse trap gf to solve mysteries andcuddlewith.
>>288063487
as much as I like Hitomi, she doesn't really get much real development does she?
Would you still date her even if she switched into Nemissa during sex?
>>288054220
My brother. Such a kind, selfless, and caring girl.
>tfw a girl will never cosplay as Naoto for me and love me
>>288063691
It happens more than you'd realise.
And especially in the rural Ryokans. The kind that Yukiko works in.
>>288063374
>literally an unfinished game
>>288063559
>decent
Who the hell do you think we are?
>>288063771
gross
>>288063487
Nemissa is better.
I want to protect that vacant stare.
>>288063886
Not him, but sounds outstanding.
>>288063959
shit taste detected. i bet you like that slut cunt junko, don't you?
Cute cuddly Pururut
>>288063624
Well, Roll's happiness is all that matters.
For her, I'll stick it out.
>>288063624
>How will you, as a husbando, remain desirable and attractive for her?
All of that stuff still applies to guys though... except maybe the makeup.. nope even the makeup!
>>288063759
Pro-tip:
Police women, and women in the military, cheat ALL the fucking time. With their superiors, with their colleagues and even with their underlings.
>>288063349
I would go to the ends of the earth for her as long as I don't have to stay there.
>>288063624
>It's up to you, and how good of an actor you can be. If you play your part well she'll be the best working-mom in the world and your kids will adore you both, and grow up with a happy childhood.
There's something about this that's warm and fuzzy despite everything else. Also why so bitter. Did you recently get divorced or something?
>>288063915
The struggle is real, my friend.
>>288064206
I don't think so.
>>288064384
Pro-tip: Generalising is retarded
>>288064384
That's why a judge would be the best waifu.
>>288064206
You kidding me?
There's noreasonto stay with someone like that?
>I'm stronger, I kill you
>you stronger, kill me
The teacher might be a soft ass pussy, but I'd rather that.
>>288063919
I don't really think that town could be considered rural at all. I know it's supposed to be, but it's really not. Again, like I said it's obviously meant to be symbolized there but that's not the issue at all. It's the same thing as the misconception that geisha continued to sell their virginity to the highest bidder when in reality that stopped long ago, and was very uncommon if not unheard of any time recently. I also wouldn't be surprised if they had hostesses at ryokans in red light districts do that sort of thing to circumvent prostitution but the way you're putting it makes it seem far more common than it actually is, and I'm frankly tired of people going over to Japan with the notion that every woman will shut up and do her job and take the dick if they're told to. It's harmful and I've witnessed my friends at the hand of this behavior first hand so just. Don't go saying 'yo you know that you can give some dosh to that hostess and she'll come rub your dick'. It's fine to acknowledge that these things happen but making it seem like the priority of their job? Come on.
>>288063863
THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE KNOWS EXACTLY WHATS UP!!!!
>>288063624
By doing constantly working to improve myself, same as she does for herself!
>>288064568
militaryfag here
women in the military are total fucking sluts, not in the good way either
I'm talking full on degeneracy
>>288063771
This.
>healthy narcoleptic gamer girl
Just don't let her operate any heavy vehicles.
>>288064692
Inaba is rural as fuck, anon
>>288064614
>you stronger, kill me
Don't act like underlings can't be a thing.
>>288064760
Thats because they started off as sluts, anon. Their job didnt magically contribute to it.
>>288064760
I hear that's unique only to Burgerstan's military.
>>288064789
Comparatively? I'm thinking of Hinamizawa from Higurashi-- that's what I'd deem as really rural. They've only got a one room schoolhouse.
>>288064130
>>288064745
I was talking about Juri.
You niggas, wouldn't have to go through that with her.
>>288064231
Best of luck, my man. Prepare for a galaxy of heartbreak after some very very good years.
Either Sully or Kjelle: the former would be fun to just screw around with day to day, and likes the stuff you like.
Kjelle would help you strive for self-improvement, both supportive, but willing to call you out when you're slacking off.
Of course I'm a beta sub who likes tomboys, so take this with a grain of salt.
>>288064453
It hurts.
>>288055978
fucking agreed
Want a perfect girlfriend? Here she is
>>288065176
agree
Posting best CK child portrait.
>>288065046
Well, I'd like to THINK me and Morrigan would have a nice relationship.
But if she treats me as her slave and fucktoy, well hey. Thats fine too.
>>288064862
They are a thing, but I don't want that. I want someone I can call more or less my equal.
>inb4 people tell me why this is wrong
>>288061004
God damn it, now I gotta fap.
>>288065049
w2c qt musclegirl?
>girl
>>288065345
THERE ARE NO EQUALS
WUUUURRRLD OF STREEEEENGTH
>>288063726
Bump
>>288065046
>Best of luck, my man. Prepare for a galaxy of heartbreak after some very very good years.
I've pretty much accepted that that's life. Especially in my case. I don't really expect to have any good relationships but I'll follow them wherever they go. Now if only I could find a suitable mate...
>>288064113
as long as she can not transform
>>288063915
>>288064453
>>288065119
>tfw your current girl cosplaysRisefor you
>>288065758
I'm so sorry for you.
>>288065610
WANT STRENGTH!? FINE.
I'LL STICK TO PIC RELATED.
She even states so. She likes string people, man or woman.
Just get fit and go hit. Done.
Sounds like a good deal to me aside from the whole ME TALK LIKE THIS BURN BOBONGA BURN.
>>288063487
>>288064000
>NO wanting both
>>288053094
What do you mean "In the real world" though? I mean... just their looks and personalities? Do they have no powers or anything?
So if I choose morrigan she's just a hedonistic green/blue haired chick with a scottish accent but she isn't actually a succubus?
It's an important distinction. I'll bite. Katherine really could be a legit good girlfriend. I like your taste. We'd def fight a bit cause I'm a spender and she's almost certainly a saver. But honestly I want to change and start saving.
I posted Ashley Williams because we'd legit along. I like Miranda's looks more and she was great for my Sheperd, but I'm not entirely sure I wouldn't be friend zoned. But I think Ashley and I would actually get along.
>>288066105
STRING PEOPLE YOU SAY?
>>288058481
Literally the best girl of vidya
>>288059295
excellent taste my friend
test
>>288062680
>>288062949
>>288063365
The thing about those sort of relationships is that both the good gets rolereversed, and well as the bad.
>>288066207
I think it's just "a girl who can keep a relationship going" and not "girl who panders to my fetishes".
>>288066331
Meaning?
>>288066264
FUCKING TYPOS I HATE MY FAT FAT FINGERS
That looks cool, tho.
>>288065758
Depending on how fit she is, I could be feeling something ranging from jealousy to pity towards you.
>>288063781
I prefer the PCE version. Looks more tomboy.
>>288065121
Fuck i just want to cuddle with her
>>288066576
>That looks cool, tho.
I'm gonna assume you didn't get the joke.
>>288064781
I'd operate her heavy machinery, if you know what i mean.
I don't see why not
>>288066503
Tell me the good moments, and the bad moments, in a typical marriage. From the wife's perspective, I mean
>>288066682
it would be too perfect
She'd be jealous and possesive, in the good way.
>>288066807
I dunno... I guess going places? Getting nice things? Being surprised with gifts?
..... Not stumbling home from the neighbors house piss drunk because you went over there to help shovel snow off their driveway?
>>288066692
I dunno who that is, so enlighten me.
>>288066843
>filenameBELCH
>>288066738
Mah negro.
>>288066985HNNNNNNNG
She is kind, spunky, loyal and hella sexy. She'd be great
>>288053202
Who is she?
>>288062339
tippity top cream of the crop taste my man.
>>288066458
Then Ashley is my first choice. Oh wow. I forgot about Cassandra (DA:I) shoot. It's a tossup really. I'm gonna change my vote and go Cassandra. Also, I want to see Cassandra with her hair down.
I wish I could say I'd get along with Excella Gionne but she's downright evil and I'd end up having to testify against her in court. Isabella could be nice but I'm not gonna cuck myself in some open relationship and i'm not gonna have to wonder where she is everytime I call her and she doesn't answer her phone.
>>288067229
Ooh, good choice.
>>288067223
It's just a JoJo stand who incorporates strings in its ability.
>>288056159
Man, I felt sorry about Caesar. He didn't even get to kill a single thing, not even a shitty vampire.
>>288067229
You might as well be dating this one, anon
Ghost Princess