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And if I hear the word cuck I swear to the Elder Gods above and below
I saw the photos. Mike Matei's cock is fucking huge.
Guess the video game business needed one guy with a giant cock
>>287960094
BIG WHITE COCK
>>287960248
more like MONSTER white cock
>>287960094
Goddamnit Mike!
>>287960364
Did you see the photos of it? He is so fucking lucky. I would kill for a dick that big
>>287960486
It takes a lot more effort to keep it up.
>>287960607
Does it? It would be worth it I think. Matei's cock is almost 2x as big as mine =(
>>287960607
how u kno
>>287960987
The bigger it gets the harder it is for it to actually be hard because you need more blood. When was the last time you actually had your dick diamond-grade stiff and not just up like uncooked pasta that would break at the slightest bend? It's been a long while since your pre-teen/early teen years. You actually have to try to get your dick that hard. Imagine you had a 18 inch dick. You couldn't do anything with it because even if you do get one going, it's not actually up but pointing down with a sad and shy demeanor.
bp
>>287961608
his cock does look like it's drooping downward in pictures. You may be right. Still impressive to have a dong like that
/v/ sure does love to talk about dicks
>>287960136
>Elder Gods
>not the one and only god the Eldar birthed
stay pleb Gue'la
>>287961707
Big dicks are like big breasts. It's completely useless.
>>287961787
matei doesn't just have a dick. He has a god-tier-demon-cock
>>287961929
yeah man, size doesnt matter
>>287961929
You shut your mouth, big tits are great.
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed by flood
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity device by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inversely proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so low but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than james
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, web administration, etc.)
>mike matei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLAUGF0l-Eg
>>287961929
You got a tiny dick, don't you anon?
Bawk....
Bawk~cawk!
...CUCKOLD DOODLE DOO.
>>287962220
Matei is pretty nice to look at
Post a picture or I call bullshit
>>287961929
>big tits
>useless
>>287962413
>>287962286
I always wondered, why are big dicks seen as better? Wasn't it at one point seen as the mark of a dirty unwashed barbarian peebrain?
>>287962720
Women prefer bigger, thicker dicks because it makes them feel more full. And gives them more intense orgasms
I have the most average dick 5.5 inches. It's not so bad. I still made my ex orgasm fountains.
>>287962805
i think smaller dicks like that can do the trick too. Just that bigger fills them up more i guess
>>287962573
Holding Mega Man games really does make your dick look bigger
>>287962720
it's the same as preferring a tight pussy. are you for real nigga
>>287962968
i know right. give me a mega man game so i can have a schlong like that
>>287962805
>I still made my ex orgasm fountains.
....
>ex
>>287963104
lol good point. 5.5 inches and she's his ex lol wonder why
WELCOME TO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A BIG COCK
>>287963043
Fuck you Im keeping all of mine and rubbing my cock along all the connector pins so my dick gets Mega big
>>287960094
>tfw trap bf has a bigger dick than you
It's a weird feel.
>>287963683
Post sizes fag
Why is /v/ the gayest board?
>>287964047
gay website. Just look at the advertisement banners.
>>287964047
Mike Matei's cock is so big it made all gamers gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27oDFH32so
>>287962573
just look at the muscle memory. that wide grip at 3:14
not just long but THICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuGnkkVFY28
>>287964412
>>287964412
4:14 SHIT too focused on that cock
>>287964412
mateis cock is thick as fuck
