I wanna die, /v/! I really want to die. Why did Nintendo do this to us? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!
Mobile games won't kill Nintendo, and it won't kill you, either. Calm the fuck down sperglord.
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Just report and move on.
>>287230256
sssshhhhhhh, you'll make him think twice about suicide.
>>287230043
HAHAHAHA BURN NINTODDLERS! FEEL THE PAIN!
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABBS?
Can anyone tell me why phone games are bad.
They're just phone games, time killers.
>>287230256
No, it won't kill nintendo but the quality of the games will go down unless they increase the size of the company and leave their current teams intact, and even then they haven't been so hot
I think it's time to build my PC
>>287230587
hey wait 10minutes to recharge
oh wait pay 2 dollars to instantly play
Hey your turn is over here lets play an ad
oh wait pay 5 dollars to turn off ad
hey you are having problem with this part
pay 6 dollars for more abilities
Oh no money?
I'll give you free stuff if you watch this video ad for 30sec.
>>287230587
>low budget
>controls for the mentally and mechanical challenged
>awful graphix
>awful memory and hardware limitations
and so on, enjoy your new phonetendo games
>>287230043
Gotdangit Bobby
I seriously want to see tomorrow's twitter caps of that WHAT WOULD MARIO THINK OF US autist
he will be beyond assblasted, confused and damage controling
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>287230751
DeNA is developing the software, this is just an ADDITION to what nintendo is already doing.
>>287230043
>Nintendo will make games for mobile phones
>I want to die
Meanwhile, parents are losing their kids in front of their eyes in the Middle East
>>287230043
Hate to break it to you but 4chan is a bubble and Nintendo is hardly relevant anymore.
They have to do something to keep modern and so that kids actually know their IPs.
>>287230938
>i-it's not us! It's shitposters!
Already thinking up of the new scapegoat, huh?
>>287230587
Big payoffs for little effort. Of course the chance of making the next Puzzles and Dragons is like 1000:1 but companies still just see the free money and little else.
Can't wait for the bubble to finally burst.
>>287231064
good
>>287230795
Out There, Hitman GO, King of Dragon Pass...
There are good pay once play forever games.
>>287230043
>Why did Nintendo just double their profits and announce a hardcore dedicated 9th gen gaming platform
I don't know, why are you retarded?
>>287231064
meanwhile I don't give a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CbWr0zO7Ac
>>287231064
>Meanwhile, parents are losing their kids in front of their eyes in the Middle East
What does that have to do with anything?
>>287230587
That's just it, they're time killers and nothing more. You don't sit on your couch in front of a tv to play a time killer, you sit on the toilet.
You don't sit in front of your pc to play a time killer, you sit on your toilet.
Mobile games tend to require much less concentration than full blown games do.
Nintendo believes they are saving face by investing into this venture, and they'll use micro transactions heavily as a way to try to accumulate funds.
With the phone/app market already saturated with plenty of time killers, Nintendo is doing nothing more than sealing themselves in a tighter bind.
>>287231064
Okay, but how is that relevant to me?
>>287231032
I'm afraid it succeeds so fucking much that they go mobile-only
>>287231221
>9th gen
>>287230938
No, no, this could potentially be catastrophic.
Or maybe it will be no big deal.
I can't really see a way in which this could be a good thing, though.
>>287231075
You're trying awfully hard.
>>287230043
>>287231420
You're pretty stupid and paranoid, OP
You're fucking stupid if you think Nintendo is going mobile-only or even porting their console games on mobile, they're just gonna have a new branch of products. This board is braindead, I'm fucking done.
>>287231168
>>287231235
>>287231263
>>287231356
Nintoddlers, everyone
Manchildren who sperg over mobile phone games, but remain eerily calm over war crimes.
>>287231206
>out there
tap to find fuel, the game
>hitman go
you can't be serious
>kodp
never heard of it
I never see Hoplite mentioned, it's great.
>>287230861
>controls for the mentally and mechanical challenged
>awful graphix
>awful memory and hardware limitations
This is different from DS/3DS games how?
>>287231743
>never heard of it
Get the fuck out
ill see you in balab garden
>>287230587
There's nothing wrong with them, but for me /v/ is the time killer.
If I have a couple minutes to spare I'll browse here, not play a dumbed down mario game on my phone.
>>287231731
>Nintoddlers, everyone
Don't you mean Phontendo toddlers?
Chill my nigga...
As if Ninty is going to die..
>sony makes mobile sony smash stars related game for free and for advertising
>LE EBIN SONY A JOKE NINTANDO WILL NEVR BETRAY US XDDDD
>Nintendo makes mobile games
>h-ha h-ha s-stupid sonygger! w-we d-dont care! there's n-nothing wrong with p2w g-games!
>>287230043
please see >>287229736
PHONTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>287231925
There are people already bragging that Phone Mario will be better than that Fat Princess mobile game.
>>287231731
>Manchildren who sperg
There's no need to use sperg since that's what Manchildren do by default.
>>287231461
Yes, the NX, the successor to the Wii U and 3DS, will be considered a 9th gen platform.
Here's what will happen
Nintendo will keep making console/handhelds as usual
They will release mobile games of their popular franchies as a "side dish". To draw in the casuals. They'll have some minor integration and work with Amiibo.
That's it. Nintendo will keep on trucking like always with some dumb shit on the side that we can ignore.
>>287230308
That fucking account is hilarious!
>>287231925
/v/ - Nintendogaf
You guys are such women I swear
Nintendo will be the second largest share holder of DeNA
DeNA has like a 1% ownership of Nintendo.
seems like nintendo will call the shots
>>287231925
I'll take "Shit that never happened." for $500.
But no really, not in entire /v/'s history has anyone outside a handful of people cared about phones. Just because you saw 2 posts complaining doesn't mean everyone was.
>>287232153
I wish.
>>287232084
Depends on how much monetary gain they get from mobiles. If it's oodles, ESPECIALLY with franchises like Zelda and Pokemon under their belt, it could go very wrong and hardware could be phased out.
Similar with the Spider-Man deal with Sony and Marvel, it MIGHT be a good idea economically because of the cancer that is casuals, but it could go either way realistically. I think anybody feeling worried/rage for either is 100% justified
>>287232084
This.
The fact that they're not going to port any existing Nintendo titles to mobile platforms tells me they want to keep this shit as separate as possible. Even if the NX device ends up playing 3DS games, it'll only be to cast a wider net.
They're basically aiming to dominate all of Japan's video gaming market in one fell swoop. They'd be absolutely retarded to put all their resources into this and drop their usual business and the fact that they only bought 10% of DeNA and only let them have 1% of NNTY in return tells me this can only be a side project.
>>287231925
but it's okay when Nintendo does it
>>287230043
Nintendo hasn't been relevant since the N64, now they have a chance to be relevant again and they actually get some decent hardware to make games on.
>>287231075
I'm pretty sure /pol/ is behind this!
>>287232397
>Phontendo
Q. Why did you announce NX here today?
>Our Next Generation platform is not directly related to this event. I just wanted to communicate that we will still be passionately focused on dedicated gaming platforms in the future. Immersive and well developed game, the kind that video game lovers love, will continue to be made as our Core Business. Without that explanation, we wanted to make sure pessimists didn't get the wrong idea.
>>287230587
Protip
The company Nintendo is teaming up with makes the worst sort of nickel and dime games for mobile. Look up mobage.
