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>>285438918
Any streams?
Five minutes
Five minutes of playtime
>>285439674
Not that I know of
PST, not EST fucking moron
Three hours left
Also, no streams, so not worth shit.
No HL3, L4D3, Portal 3, etc. will be there anyway. /v/ hyped for nothing as usual.
>>285439894
Just saw this.
http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
Is this for real? Are Valve serious right now?
>>285440231
>http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
That article was posted in the future so they must know.
>>285440231
GDC is a conference for game devs, there's very little press going to it, it's mostly for industry people showing off new tech, holding seminars, shit like that.
It's not a conference you'd announce your new game at, only your competition would be watching, not your brainwashed fans or media you've buttered up with gifts.
I don't know where /v/ even got the idea about the.
>>285440564
Get your click bait article out of here
>half-life 2 released six years after half-life
>2016 will be 12 years after half-life 3
Half-life 4 confirmed in year 2040
>>285440370
>in the future
How old are you kid?
I should think even preschoolers know about time zones at this point.
>>285440564
Maybe it got posted in asia
>>285440902
you lose
>>285440564
Considering it's already 10 PM where I live I'm sure it already the 4th somewhere. That said I have no idea how reliable the information is.
>>285440770
I wasn't expecting them to announce HL3. Probably not even Source 2 for Dota. But the article seems to say Valve canceled their appearance altogether. Granted I had no idea weather the initial announcement was confirmed either but I just assumed checking shit like that would be pretty simple. I'm assuming they have some sort of schedule planned for which you have to apply beforehand and I assumed that schedule was public knowledge.
>>285440975
It's a Taiwanese website. So I should think so.
> 5:08:23 PM PST Well, seven minutes after starting, the conference portion of the event is officially over.
> 5:11:24 PM PST And that's it for us! Good night, and I hope you enjoyed every one of those seven minutes.
>>285441152
No the article is saying they don't have a big press conference on the third. Which is true.
They have 2 panels today.
And then a bigger panel for Vulkan on the 5th.
guys wtf i looked up half life and morgan freeman is the protagonist.
wtf? how do u guys like this? lmao
i thought we hated black people....
>>285441784
lol u tk him 2 da bar?
Zoe Quinn is the Kim Kardashian of gaming. Famous for drama and sleeping with people rather than being good at something
>>285440564
It's not a proper article. They just took the news from Kotaku.
>>285442589
>only game is a text-based multiple choice test about depression
>speaking at a panel about humor as an industry expert
This is surreal. Is this real life?
>>285442589
well that's a lot less lucrative than being real kim k so i dont really give a fuck.kim way hotter too
>>285442589
White room, there really is no diversity in gaming
>>285439825
Five minutes. Five minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
>>285442617
did she cum talking to notgabe?
did I miss anything even mildly interesting?
>>285442968
>copy shit from kotaku
>post it tomorrow
>get paid
I fucking hate gaming journalists. Fuckin buncha casual hipsters getting paid for doing shit and havin access to time machine.
>>285440770
Except games *have* been announced there, many times in the past. Stop talking about shit you don't know anon.
So where will we watch it ?
Shitty and poor Unity had streams, Valve can't afford stream or what ?
>>285441051the game
>>285444905
>Valve can't afford stream or what ?
Because this is just a physics demonstration for devs you fucking retard. They aren't going to announce anything. Stop getting your news from /v/ moron.
Reminder that valve doesn't make video games anymore, and the half life series will never get another entry
Do we have to go trough the same shit every year?
Face it,there won't be a HL3 in our lifetime.
Where are the streams?
>>285445040
Why would we leave this thread when it's superior to yours.
>The news comes straight fromKotaku, who spoke to Valve marketing director Doug Lombardi to confirm the whole thing is a “big mix up”. Valve apparently has no plans to hold any kind of huge press conference today at GDC.
>It turns out the confused 3pm “event” is actually a game physics presentation from Valve programmer Sergiy Migdalskiy that aims at teaching “fundamental elements and practical considerations for using collision detection and physics simulations in games”
http://www.vrworld.com/2015/03/04/valve-wont-holding-gdc-2015-press-conference/
>>285446920
Yes, we knew this from the start
>>285446920
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
>>285447252
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
>>285446920
People knew that from the beginning. Did anyone honestly think any different?
>>285447372
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>285447556
KISS THE UGLY
LEAVE THE PRETTY
>>285447556
>>285447252
>>285447372
>>285447702>tfw moot is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
>>285444005
nigger all you can see is the backs of their heads
>>285447252
>>285447372
>>285447556
>>285447702
That just takes me back. Back when I thought Berserk was going to end soon, back when anime was good, back when gaming was awesome, and I was patiently waiting for Episode 3, back when Portal 2 seemed impossible.
A-at least I got portal 2, right?
>>285448068
That's the spirit anon. Keep your head up.
>>285442589
this piece of white trash has no qualifications to give that talk or even be up there
>>285442617
I want to smack he in the face fucking slut
>>285450000
Nice quads.
>>285440231
>Are Valve serious right now?
Yes, nothing was ever going to be announced. They never promised anything. You were misled by stupid people
>>285447872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARuCujL4cY
5 MINUTES SHOULD BE PLENTY
HERE I GO
When does it begin?
So hype for the retards that don't know this is literally nothing getting BTFO
>>285450334
>They never promised anything.
Announcements usually don't come with announcements of their own.
>>285452454
>Trying to crush the dreamers
Foul knave. What if the stars do come within reach on this fine eve?
Harf lief 3 cunfirmed
>>285442589
It was nice of cripplefag chan to make her popular and relevant.
Post yfw nothing happens
>>285452606
>Announcements don't usually come with announcements
But that's exactly what /v/ has been claiming
>>285450697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffpY7mR6r1M
>>285452660
Then we'll all be Icarus for a day
CINCO CINCO CINCO
>>285452914
downbloated, too meme
Gabe is just going to talk about their new VR shit they got going on
>>285452784
calling it now, its some random worthless information, like Gaben learning to use the toilet or something like that
Is there a stream available?
>>285452726
>forgetting your history
Nigger, this all started right here. The other chan (nice spam filter, by the way, whoever took Moot's spot), didn't get involved until much later.
>>285452784
mfw yfw nothing happens
My dads Gabe Newell. He is going to launch hl3 as a Wii U exclusive with amiibo support. Its a new Nintendo genertation, having them win the console war
>>285453102
I'm using this one
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1425411793421.jpg
>>285453417
mfw It was a shoot all along brother
>>285438918
>event begins as a highly decorated litter is borne onto the stage by eight well-oiled slaves wearing only loincloths
>they set the litter down and pull the curtains away, revealing a completely nude and resplendent Gabe wearing only a gold crown inlaid with jewels the size of his flabby fists
>the slaves disembowel themselves with bronze knives
>four virginal slave girls wearing white gowns bearing pure gold chalices walk out to Gabe and slit their wrists to fill the chalices
>they each hand their own chalice to Gabe and he splashes it back onto them, staining their pure white dresses red
>bags of fast food are brought to Gabe along with a pure gold scepter with an infant's skull on one end
>Gabe unwraps the hamburgers and stacks them into a greasy pyramid
>Gabe then proceeds to jam the hamburgers down his throat without chewing or even swallowing, using the skull end of the scepter to tamp the sandwiches down
>after he is done with his afternoon snack, Gabe clears his throat
"Since I am a caring Lord, you meek peons may be bestowed with a boon of my choosing. I am pleased to announce thatRicochet 2will be available on Steam for the low price of $49.99!"
>>285452454
>people who don't know most of the "proof" spammed today that it's no happening has been known since the beginning
Fucking newfags
>>285442589
>humor games
finally depression quest is getting the recognition it deserves
>>285453814
try harder
>Missed it
>/v/ hasn't blown up so I guess it was fucking nothing after all
Okay then I guess.
so whats the announcement?
>>285453938
Hasn't even happened yet
>>285452784
BLOOD SACRIFICE
>>285454037
There was never an announcement
>>285453351
People shoo'd them away because they were obnoxious faggots spamming irrelevant shit.
You have to be pretty fucking awful to be too annoying for /v/.
>>285454037
We still have an hour
>>285454045
when then (how long from now)
>>285440370
Nice to see when OC is reposted later.
The other one I made
>>285454045
HYPE WAS RESTORED
STREAM WHEN
>>285454037
there are no fucking announcements and there never was suppose to be any. It's just physics presentations
>>285442617
I-is she rubbing her pussy?
>>285453938
the presentation isn't for another hour
either way, nothing will get announced
>>285454045
Oh, well then call me when it happens and it turns out to be fucking nothing. Or don't I don't really care.
>>285443341
>>285442589
Let's be fair here.
Depression Quest IS the pinnacle of comedy/entertainment media
>>285454252
She has diarrhea but she has to do the interview
>>285454174
Never, it's a closed conference, the most we'll get is a live blog.
>>285454309
Yeah, I'll send you an sms instead.
>>285452606
Tell that to Square Enix.
>>285442589
haha thats what you faggots did to her. bring her into the spotlight, she's obviously making the most of it.
>>285454142
3:00 PM PST, aka, in about 48 minutes.
a
>>285444419
IRC she was sad.
>>285452784
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN
>>285454784
but thats how they always look after I have sex with them
oh god
>>285454531
'Kay.
>>285442589
>Famous for drama and sleeping with people
nah, she was already around before then.
First I heard of her she was casually being interviewed by giantbomb and hanging around. Was slightly baffled that a twine user (I wont even say developer) was there even then
there isn't even a stream
why would they announce something big without a stream
lol retards
>>285454829
AWW SON OF A BITCH
>Topics include numerical integration, contact manifolds, destruction, solvers, networking, and optimization.
HL3 sounds hella rad guys.
>>285455009
To let the hype slowly ooze from the conference and spread like a highly contagious virus.
>>285454729
that's what you get for not baleebing in ROMAN REIGNS
WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS
>>285455298
Gaben Reigns
soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q
>>285455409
>read this
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
Its on in 40 minutes
>>285455409
You aren't. It's a private conference so that only the elite can watch Gabe's blood orgy of filth and disease.
They're announcing hardware, no half life 3 everyone.
>>285455489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVnU4TeV6U
7.99chan
>>285455547
GODBLESS YOU
>>285452784
>presentation starts
>Gaben rolls on stage
>ultra silence in the audience
>Gaben looks down everyone without saying a word
>Gaben leaves
>presentation ends
>Gaben gives an interview a week later
>interviewer asks about what the presentation was about>I lost myself in the way of bathroom and ended up on stage
>there was no presentation
POST YOUR REACTION WHEN HALF LIFE 3 IS ANNOUNCED... TODAY.... AND IT ISN'T A DREAM, YOU'RE AWAKE.
FUCK THE HATERS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlRVaQuaYY
>>285455839
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE /WOOO/ WORLD ORDER OF VIDYA GAMES BROTHER
>>285452784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSD_dwdgEUo
>>285455839
Damn son, I'm 4 of those and I don't even /woo/
11:15am-12:15pm: Physics for Game Programmers: Robust Contact Creation for Physics Simulation by Dirk Gregorius (Ended)
3:00pm-4:00pm: Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies by Sergey Migdalskiy
>>285443341
>>285443379
>>285444005
>>285449765
>>285453823
>>285454321
>>285454626
>>285454882
>>285442589
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHA, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKS DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.
>>285452784
Is that sips?
>>285455965
>>285456348
mfw yfw tfw
>>285455642
WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT
HOW CAN I GET EXCITED IF IM JUST GOING TO GET SECOND HAND INFO
>>285456383
My brain can't comprehend this webm, what have you done
>>285454451
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIAREAH
>>285455965
PCucks really are desperate for games
>>285452784
>>285455965
Fuck off, weeb.
Post yfw something happens
>>285456646
Well if itsn't our memester in person, we missed you buddy.
STREAM WHERE
>>285456646
>5 HOURS XDDDD
What if the announcement is that there won't be a HL3, ever?
Califag here, the moscone center's like 20 minutes from me, would have gone if tickets weren't literally thousands of dollars.
Anyway it's in EXACTLY 30 minutes as of this post.
Let's hope for some twitter feeds of what's going on in there.
>>285456684
That's basically it, but with more ritual suicides of Gabe's slaves.
>>285456802
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>>285456763
LOG IN TO STEAM NOW YOU RETARD
STOP FUCKING ASKING
>>285456802
You're 1 second off, nigga.
Kill yourself.
Suicide bomb the GDC.
>>285456646
this is epic
>>285456802
Allahu Akbar that place up
You'll be an hero
>big thing supposed to be happening soon
>No one knows where to watch it
Yeah something is happening :)
DID IT HAPPEN ALREADY?
>>285456796
I'd laugh my ass offThen cry a lot and eat lots of icecream
>>285456980
>Big thing is supposed to be happening soon
Nice meme bro
If HL3 is announced today it will be the best birthday present I getand the only
Already got ut4 coming and looking good
I'm happy with that
>>285457009
nie
>>285456928
fuck
I remember first seeing that picture years ago and not believing those clothes were real
when did it all go so wrong /v/
>>285452784
>>285456886
>>285456904
I ain't gonna throw my life away for a meme
>>285457093
sent ;)
>>285455965
>mfw
>>285457009
It's currently happening inside locked doors.
Valve isn't having a conference today.
Seriously guys
>>285457093
Happy birthday anon :)you stupid fucking faggot I hope you die of AIDS literally kill yourself already you fag
>>285457103
SHUT THE FUCK UP
STOP PRETENDING YOU'LL BE OKAY IF VALVE FUCKS US OVER AGAIN
>>285457152
Yeah, but you were 1 second off of your promised.
You shamed yourself in front of Allah.
What you did was haram.
There is only one thing to do.
>>285456746
I don't get this image, is he poking a finger into his skull?
new to the party
where do i watch this shit?
>>285457152
But it would be the most useful thing you'd accomplish in your life anyway.
>gabe will explode before hl3 is announced
>>285452606
They have a talk about physics and everyone thought it was gonna be a press conference. It was really a big game of "people being massively retarted in unison"
>>285457408
There is no party, shit, steam or conference
>>285452784
I KNEW IT!
>>285457408
Just follow the threads
It's basically a live ticker created by your good pals on 4chan
>>285457408
YOU DON'T YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. GABE'S RITUAL SLAVE SACRIFICE TO THE ANCIENT SUMERIAN DEATH GODS MUST HAPPEN ONLY IN THE PRESENCE OF THE SOCIAL ELITE WITH NO OUTSIDE INFLUENCE. SO THAT MEANS NO NEETS ALLOWED.
>>285440370
>fucking wow
WoW 2 confirmed for being bought out by Valve and finished by valve (proven by blizzard announcing they "canceled" it)
UGH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HALF LIFE??
*BANGS FISTS ON TABLE*
*STOMPS FEET*
FUCKING FAGGOTS WAGESLAVES CANT EVEN MAKE A GAME ON TIME
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
*GETS VISIBLY ANGRY*
*TELEPORTS*
FUCK VALVE, FUCK GABE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR HALF LIFE 3
BULLSHIT
UGH, *SIGH*
VALVE NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE I AM BOYCOTTING STEAM FROM NOW ON!!!
HA, *FLICKS HAIR*
WAIT WAIT WAIT
DID HE
DID HE JUST SAY STAY TUNED FOR A NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT??!?!?
HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT
This really happened.
My dog at Valve said so.
WHEN YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS EVER LEARN? WE'RE LITERALLY NEVER, EVER GETTING HALF-LIFE 3
FUCKING
DEAL
WITH
IT
If hl3 is announced this week I will make a post on a prominent gaming forum and raffle $50 paypal cash
>>285457308
They already did
They literally don't release anything but multiplayer stuff that has hats
That's all they do
Valve is dead for me
>>285457627
-2 good boy points
>HL3 gets announced
>for PC, PS4 and XBox One
Post yfw
>>285457093
It'll be a great birthday present for me too, anon.But not the only one. I have friends and family who actually give a shit about me :^)
>Stay tuned
>New game announcement
OH UASIASO WAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT
>>285452784
ara ara
>>285457630
>stay tuned
There is no stream and he isn't gonna say that to people in real life anon
Gabe wouldn't be so cruel. Would he?
>>285457630
[citation needed]
>>285442589
apparently she just talked about Toom Many Cooks, for a while.
Kotaku says there will be no conference. Why should i trust you guys?
>>285457630
HOLY CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
If HL3 gets announced I'll write "Gabe's bitch" on my bare ass and post it on this same thread.
>>285457716
>Valve is dead to me
saying that with a steam library of 50+ games
>>285457803
Where are you getting this?
>NEW GAME ANOUNVEMENT
ITS HAPENFGJJFN
>>285457712
get a load of this high roller
>>285457803
>>285457630
OH MY DAMN OH MY GOODNESS
>>285457905
Gabe has sacrificed hundreds of child slaves to the Mesopotamian god of war in the past, his cruelty knows no bounds.
>>285457672
>weight
Every time :^)
>>285457794
Well I am getting a cheque in the mail, should arrive in the next couple of days.
>>285457803
>>285457630
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU READ THIS YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER
>>285457630
Sweet stream when there isn't one.
>>285455839
what's /woo/?
>>285457943
That's like saying the jews are fine because they make some job positions.
They turned into a greedy company that wants net gains over anything else and is willing to ruin their already existing games for it.
>>285457630
Nobody would lie on the Internet would theyWHERE?
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
OH YEAH TEAM FORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED
>>285457803
>>285457630
I can't tell if these niggas are trolling. Fuck.
NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>285458138
hes trolling you buddy... there's nothing.
18 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Valve isn't having a conference.
Dear lord you fags fall for this shit
>DID HE JUST SAY HALF LIFE
>>285458153
There's nothing wrong with jews
OH GOD IT'S GOING TO BE HL3 ISN'T IT
>>285458204
Remake of Left4Dead 2 on Source 2 more likely.
>>285456746
Yes. He has the greatest high.
OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY DAMN
OH MY GOODNESS
THEY GOIN HAM
>>285458204
>>285457803
>>285457630
Where the dicks are you even getting this from if there's no stream?
STAY TUNED FOR ANEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT
I CAN'T BREEEATHEEE
OH SHIIIIIITTTT
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
>>285458265
>mfw these game announcementfags are trolling
>>285458150a/woo/
Literally happening
da fuk is the stream?
How much longer?
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS LARGE WAISTED ONE
HURRY UP
>>285458328
THIS IS HOW BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE
Streams FUCKING WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I refuse to let myself get hype. i wont fucking do it.
I can't deal with the disappointment i'll feel.
>>285458349
POST SOURCE OR GTFO AND KILL YOURSELF.
BLOOD PRESSURE IS RISING
Holy shit. Friend at GDC confirmed its happening. They said there will be an announcment of a new video game
OH FUCK
THEY JUST SAID THERE WAS
A
NEW
GAME
ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP
OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING YESSS!!
Stop trying to trick me already
There should be a rule against this much tricking
Where can I watch it?
>>285458362
>GET IN HERE
>confirmed several times over that there are no streams
LINK FUCKING WHERE!!! pls guys i wanna see it pls
>"stay tuned for a new game announcement"
>"NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT"
Guys... i can't believe it... After allt his time...
i'm gonna cry.
>>285458450
THE FRIES
THEY BLEND SO PERFECTLY
NO NEW GAME THERE IS NO STREAM AT ALL
THEY ARE TROLLING
THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
LINK PLS.
>>285458586
>confirmed something not existing
Top kek, like you aren't in on it
>>285458349
>>285458204
>>285458236
>>285457803
I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF YOU FAGGOTS ARE TROLLING AND DON'T SHOW SOME SORT OF SAUCE SO HELP ME I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU STOP SHITPOSTING.
holy shit this stream is fucking wild, GET IN HERE BROS
WHERE IS THE STREAM
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES
There are no live streams
These fags babby trolling
HOLY FUCK ITS CONFIRMED!!!! CHECK THE BLOG!
>>285457740
Quit shitposting.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!!
nevermind, it's l4d 3.
>>285458450
THE BAITS, THEY WORK SO PERFECTLY
>>285458627
Probably.
>>285458627
Yeah I think I'm going with this guy.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON?!
DID HE JUST SAY THEY'D SHOWCASE THE ENGINE WITH A DEMO FUCK THIS STREAM IS SO LAGGY
HURRY UP FAGGOTS
This thread is bananas
HOLY SHIT NEW GAME ANNOUCNEMENT OH FUCK
I DIDN'T BELIEVBE AT FIRST
Is /v/ this stupid? At first I thought you were just playing around for fun but if you actually think anything is going to be announced you may be legitimately fucking retarded.
My dad works at GDC and said they were staying tuned for a new game announcement.
Just thought you'd like to know.
every fucking time
>>285457345
Yes.
>People call us "entitled" for demanding some kind of fucking information on HL3
Put it this way. If GRRM were in the middle of wrapping up the entire Game of Thrones saga, like mid-way through book 6, and then just... stopped. No information. He just didn't say a fucking word about it for seven years, gave no hint that he was even working on wrapping up the story, would all of the readers have a right to be fucking pissed? Absolutely.
That's not being "entitled;" they got invested in the story and Martin would be an asshole for leaving them hanging.
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
I'm at GDC right now, posting from my Ouya.
Ask me anything.
>>285458587
Click for full resolution
>left for dead 3
ayyy lmao
IT'S NOTHING
THE FAKE HYPE IS GOING TO KILL ME
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
IT STARTS IN 15 MINUTES YOU NIGGERSright?
>this whole thread
I WANT TO WATCH THIS WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS???
>>285458627
Nice bait faggot.,=
>MFW THE TIME HAS ARRIVED
>AS IT WAS FORETOLD, AS IT WAS ONCE SAID IN HOLY POETRY
>OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED
>ALL THOSE ANONS THAT DIED WITHOUT HAVING THIS FEEL
>TODAY IS THE DAY WE HONOR THEM
>THE DEATHS WON'T BE FORGOTTEN
>ON THIS DAY
>THE DAY HL3 IS ANNOUNCED
>WE HYPE
>HYPE FOR EVERY SINGLE SOUL THAT CAN'T BE HERE WITH US
>HYPE LIKE WE NEVER HYPED BEFORE
Holy shit I can't believe so many of you are this stupid.
>>285458478
get hyped motherfucker
>>285458587
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE?STREAM WHERE?STREAM WHERE?
>>285458690
There is already a L4D3.
Any second now he'll burst in and confirm Portal 3, I fucking know it
>>285458695
THE TROLLS UP IN HERE ARE GOIN HAM
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
THE HYPE IS REAL!
>Reminder
>>285458742
YOU'RE THE BREAKER OF DREAM GO BACK TO HELL YOU DEVIL
>>285458815
of course it starts in 15 minutes, the first one was about GL next
anyone have the stream link
WE'RE BEING RAIDED, EVERYONE TAKE COVER
SOMEONE FIND OUT WHO IT IS
OH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD
>NEW GAME HYPE
>NEW GAME HYPE
>NEW GAME HYPE
>NEW GAME HYPE
>NEW GAME HYPE
WHERE'S THE STREAM
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
what....
>new game announcement
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
I CAN FEEL IT
>>285458821
>newfag cant find the stream
HAHAHAHAHA GET CUCKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>Last update about 2 hours ago
What.
steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
enjoy your cancer
>>285456671
kirby's dream course final boss
>l4d3
AYYYYYYYY
>>285439825
Five minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven. With this game, you only need five minutes, because it's so intense.
>>285458945
>Can't find a link that doesn't exist
haha, so funny anon.
>>285458902
lurk some moar
>this thread now
GUISE ARE YOU FUCKING READY
THE HYPE IS REAL
What's with all the /b/tards?
And don't give me the old
>/v/ is always like this
this shit's going bonkers
>l4d3
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
DONT BELIEVE ANYONE HERE THERE IS NO STREAM
THERE IS NO NEW GAME
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>Left 4 Dead 3
fucking hell GABEN FUCKING HELL
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement
IS THAT A FUCKING FADED H IN THE BACKGROUND?!!!!
HOLY SHIT IT'S TEAM FORTRESS 3 WITH CUSTOM HATS
I REPEAT: CUSTOM HATS IN TEAM FORTRESS 3
I've been drinking since noon, if doesn't happen I'll just keep drinking and drink myself to death.
>>285458386
Every time.I love it.
>>285458947
they're retarded and didn't send any field agents today, saying it was only boring physics stuff, so they're relying on other people tweeting about it
I hate them so much
CHU CHU
ALL ABOARD!
SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT NEW GAME. IT IS HAPPENING
>L4D3
Tuesday
We don't have a person on the ground on >Tuesday. Liveblogs will consist out of information that comes in through third-parties (Social media, forums, etc.) just like our Steam Dev Days liveblogs early 2014.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
THEY JUST UPDATED IT
"Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation"
HOLY FUCK, they're preparing for the server rape
HAPPENING
ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES TO GO UNTIL THE GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!
ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES TO GO UNTIL THE GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!
ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES TO GO UNTIL THE GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!
>new game announcement
>>285452784I wasn't expecting anything to begin with.
SOMEONE GIVE ME A STREAM LINK
FUCK
Link to stream? cmon guys what the fuck
>>285459078
I SAW THAT SHIT TOO MAN
>A Valve staff member just walked onto the stage and said that Gabe Newell has a special announcement to make in 3 minutes! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk.
>3 minutes
>3
>all that waiting
>left 4 dead 3
fuck this company
>>285458851
This shows nothing. Is there an actual stream?
>2015
>no stream
>2015
>no stream
>2015
>no stream
>2015
>no stream
>there are people who actually believe something is happening
Brace for bitter disappointment
OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG
OMG
HL3 ANNOUNCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
OMG
OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG
>>285459078
>h
>not a lambda
you blew it
>>285459078
What movie is that?
>This entire fucking thread.
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
>>285459173
There is none, we just have a bunch of kids in here tonight.
WE ARE QUICKLY APPROACHING A TROLLING SINGULARITY WITH THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT ITT.
BY GAWD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
HOLY SHIT GUYS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
GOD BLESS YOU /v/ AND GOD BLESS VALVE
>NEW GAME!!
IT'S LEFT 4 DEAD 3
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
WHAT DO WE DO NOW? FUCK
>Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies
Half Life 3 is going to be announced during this?
where is stream?
I ACTUALLY LIVED TO SEE THIS DAY
To the guy posting Guts reactions, thanks bru.
>another zombie game
What is this? 2009?
So are you all shitposting or are you guys shitposting?
TEN MINUTES
E
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U
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK GABEN
>Valve has confirmed that it won’t be holding a big press conference at GDC 2015 today, contrary to rampant internet rumors of a Half-Life 3 reveal on 3/3 at 3pm.
>The news comes straight from Kotaku, who spoke to Valve marketing director Doug Lombardi to confirm the whole thing is a “big mix up”. Valve apparently has no plans to hold any kind of huge press conference today at GDC.
>It turns out the confused 3pm “event” is actually a game physics presentation from Valve programmer Sergiy Migdalskiy that aims at teaching “fundamental elements and practical considerations for using collision detection and physics simulations in games”
You stupid fucks. I'm going to laugh my ass off when nothing happens and everyone gets bitter despite Valve saying they're not going to announce a game. They'd save it for E3 if anything
>>285458932
Stream starts in 10 minutes.
Can confirm, the Valve's teleprompts at GDC hall are now having "Stay tuned for a new game announcement" caption on them, we aren't allowed to take any photos, I won't risk my license.
>this thread
I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A RAID OR A BUNCH OF 12 YEAR OLD WHO THOUGHT FAKING SHIT WOULD BE FUNNY SO THEY COULD TRICK EVERYONE WHICH STARTED WITH ONE SHITPOST
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation
Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation
>>285459293
Where did you see that it's L4D3?
twitch / valvegdc
twitch / valvegdc
twitch / valvegdc
twitch / valvegdc
twitch / valvegdc
you're all full of shit
>>285457103
UT4 looks like putrid shit.
Have a peek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAVSRvx3-gA
You all realize they the canceled press conference right? I'm not even kidding.
>mfw heard new game announcement
w-whoa...
Confirmed it's Left 4 Dead 3. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm happy, but it pretty much confirms that Half Life 3 will never come to be.
L4D3
L4D3
L4D3
L4D3
AT LAST
>>285459302
this would have been better if you included some actual terminology instead of repeating the word 'physics' twice. This title is redundant and unfunny as a result.
Stream
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDbWm4RPp10
>>285456646
*smug pepe*
>>285459302
No but I can't wait to learn all about fundamental elements and practical considerations for using collision detection and physics simulation in games.
>>285459293
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 came out last year you dumb shit.
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>>285459273
>falling for the bait
The only kids in here are the people who actually think there would be streams for a fucking developers conference
>>285459434
You suck dicks
L3D CONFIRMED
SOURCE 2 CONFIRMED
HL3 HINTED AT
MODS STICKY
>>285459428
You're a funny guy.
>>285459190
as stated about 40mio times. NO, THERE ISN'T A FUCKING STREAM
why you dump fucks thing they will reveal video games with no stream avaible only with someone blogging whats happening there
>Stay tuned for a new game announcement, steam universe will be down for 1 hour for bandwidth allocation
LEFT FOR DEAD THRREEEEEE
>>285458369
Is that pic real? I want to see a matador get fucked up.
>>285459365
>Valve has confirmed that it will be holding a big press conference at GDC 2015 today, contrary to rampant internet rumors of a Half-Life 3 reveal on 3/3 at 3pm.
>The news comes straight from Kotaku, who spoke to Valve marketing director Doug Lombardi to confirm the whole thing is a “big deal”. Valve apparently has plans to hold a kind of huge press conference today at GDC.
SHITPOSTERS GTFO
OH MY GOD EVERYONE CHECK STEAM INVENTORY!!
LEFT FOR DEAD 3
WOOOOW IT'S NOTHING
>L4D3
>people are still hearing new game announcements after 20 minutes
Why Gaben
>>285459365
I think they are all shitposting. No one would ever believe this silliness.
>>285459404
he's trolling
FUCKING MORE PORTAL 2 DLC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE EVENT IS BEING LIVEBLOGGED
ALSO PIC FUCKING RELATED
https://steamdb.info/blog/valve-at-gdc-physics/
>It's Left 4 cucks 3
Oh come on now
>>285459428
>didn't make it and stream gabe memes on it
step it up senpai
>NEW GAME CONFIRMED
>GUYS THEY HAVENT EVEN UPDATED, NEW GAME IS A LIE
>GUYS THEY AREN'T EVEN HAVING A CONFERENCE TODAY IT'S ALL A LIE
>mfw it's actually real
I'm going to go work my wage slave job, when I get back I better see a thread stickied and some half life music on loop.
I stopped caring, but you fucks opened up an old wound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXfWWrwrlQ
>>285459624
You think?
>these shitposting nig-nogs
Come on, guys.
>>285459302
>he isn't reading the news section on steam
It's like you don't even want to be a part of anything.
Stream link?
>>285459654
>more
>Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies
Sounds like the perfect event to make a big announcement.
>>285459547
Just like Nintendo revealed Pac-Man for Smash on a stream and not in a closed off conference room, right?
>>285457905
Gabe has fucked with everyone for so long just to keep a shitty meme alive.
YES.
HE.
IS.
9 FOR RICOCHET 3
> there are people ITT who are too stupid to find the stream or even ctrl + f the thread for twitch
It hadn't even started
>>285459657
>We don't have a person on the ground today so liveblogs will consist out of information that comes in through third-parties (Social media, forums, etc.) just like our Steam Dev Days liveblogs early 2014.
stop being a fucking retard
I love watching you pathetic fucks lose your minds over a fucking piece of shit video game
OH SHIT THEY RELEASED RED DEAD REDEMPTION STEAM VERSION!!
FUCK YES.
LAST GUARDIAN!!!!!
GUYS TURN ON STEAM!!
>Thread right now
OH MY DAMN
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
IT WILL SUPPORT VALVES NEW VR
FUCKING SLAVS, GET OUT
>>285459789
OHFUCK
>NEW GAME CONFIRMED
is just LEFT 4 DEAD 3
EVERYBODY GO HOME
>NEW GAME CONFIRMED
is just LEFT 4 DEAD 3
EVERYBODY GO HOME
>NEW GAME CONFIRMED
is just LEFT 4 DEAD 3
EVERYBODY GO HOME
>NEW GAME CONFIRMED
is just LEFT 4 DEAD 3
EVERYBODY GO HOME
>NEW GAME CONFIRMED
is just LEFT 4 DEAD 3
EVERYBODY GO HOME
LA PUTA MADRE
>>285459789
CUNFERMED
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
8 FUCKING YEARS ALREADY!!
COME THE FUCK ON GABE
>>285459789
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
The conference starts in 5 minutes.
You are just a bunch of trolls.
Fuck this thread.
Time to go wild in it.
>>285459758
From the start, this is what I've been trying to say. It's not for the fucking press. It's for programmers and other people.
Also, go die, dumb frogposter.
This thread is so fucked 1/4 of the people are screaming lfd3, 1/4 of the people are screaming hl3, 1/4 of the people are asking for stream links and saying it starts in 10 minutes, and the last 1/4 are calling people shitposters and lying
Nice thread.
>>285459795
can you please just post it again? The link posted before doesn't work and I would fucking cry if I missed this. This announcement literally means the world to me.
FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guys listen my friend is there on the ground at GDC.
Its happening confirmed
>event begins as a highly decorated litter is borne onto the stage by eight well-oiled slaves wearing only loincloths
>they set the litter down and pull the curtains away, revealing a completely nude and resplendent Gabe wearing only a gold crown inlaid with jewels the size of his flabby fists
>the slaves disembowel themselves with bronze knives
>four virginal slave girls wearing white gowns bearing pure gold chalices walk out to Gabe and slit their wrists to fill the chalices
>they each hand their own chalice to Gabe and he splashes it back onto them, staining their pure white dresses red
>bags of fast food are brought to Gabe along with a pure gold scepter with an infant's skull on one end
>Gabe unwraps the hamburgers and stacks them into a greasy pyramid
>Gabe then proceeds to jam the hamburgers down his throat without chewing or even swallowing, using the skull end of the scepter to tamp the sandwiches down
>after he is done with his afternoon snack, Gabe clears his throat
"Since I am a caring Lord, you meek peons may be bestowed with a boon of my choosing. I am pleased to announce thatRicochet 2will be available on Steam for the low price of $49.99!"
>DOTA2 DLC pack
oh...
OCULUS RIFT BTFO
>>285459657
>chair wang
>BBC meeting
>this thread
>RIGHT FUCKING NOW
WHO'S RUSING WHO
WHO CAN I TRUST
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL
i emailed gabe and he replied in a .wav of his heavy breathing and i think himself eating.
half life 3 confirmed.
OH SHIT GUNMAN CHRONICLES 2
A friend of mine at GDC reports the ground has started shaking, Gaben is on his way in.
>>285441438
>Half-Life was a mistake
> -Gabe Newell
>>285439825
Five minutes to Seoul, gentlemen
>>285459924
My dad is GDC, confirmed.
WHERE'S MY HL3 YOU FAT FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VIDYA WAR NOW
Holy shit you guys are retarded
>>285459657
>probably
>>285460008
My Dad is Gaben
>>285459789
Only a 3 can save us
PORTAL 1 DLC CONFIRMED
>>285454252
Bitches get soaking wet just by being within a mile radius of based Gaben
>>285459870
>8 FUCKING YEARS
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SHIT FOR A QUARTER OF MY ENTIRE LIFE ALREADY.
>Peggle 3: Peg-legged Pregnant Penguins DC announced with radical new physics shit and VR that will literally make you cum from your brain-stem.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THIS INFO
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE L4D3 ANNOUNCEMENT!
>tell everyone for days now "there'll be no announcment, there are too many signs that point to this not happening. We have the schedule/itinerary, and there is no streaming ffs"
>LOL BECAUSE EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE STREAMED M I RITE? OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ON THE SCHEDULE, THE ANNOUNCEMENT ISN'T GOING TO BE THE MAIN THING THEY"RE JUST GOING TO DROP IT IN AS A THROWAWAY LINE
you people are retarded, and I hope you feel retarded
but you won't
instead you'll get mad at Valve for not living up to a completely fabricated and ludicrous reality you built up in your head
bravo
>>285460063
CONFIRMED
>>285459973
Don't trust anyone on the net, mate.Not even trying to be edgy.
>>285460013
>>285459973
>>285459758
> mfw these frogposters die horrible, cruel inhuman deaths
:^)
>>285460063
OH FUCK
>>285460059
Gabe doesn't even have any kids you underage newfag FUCK
>>285459907
Thank you for the update anon, couldn't determine what was happening myself!
Also nice meme, thanks for coming out tonight.
5 fucking minutes, I feel like sessler
>>285460013
>wanting HL3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o
>>285444419
Wrestler was telling a sob story
It still looks pretty hot
You jackasses could of at least waited until the thing actually fucking started.
3 MINUTES
HERE WE GO
GET THOSE HL3 POSTERS UP
>>285459789
>MFW L4D3 WAS ANNOUNCED
Guys, there's literally no hype. None at all.
>>285459907
no one cares about hl3 though because hl1 and hl2 are overrated garbage/v/ told me so
>MORE DLC
FUCK THIS I'M OUT
POSTPONED UNTIL MONDAY NEXT WEEK!
aww shit we were so close :(
>>285460063
OH BABY
Their presentation already happened, you can find it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
>>285460084
good job
>>285460132
I'll probably kill myself before HL3 comes out.
>>285460095
holy shit are there realy 54 year olds on /v/?
>>285460063
WE'RE SAVED
3 FOR H/lLF LIFE 3
3 MINUTES, HL3 CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>285459870
>boyhood its 12 years
>shit movie
HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF
Wtf is wrong with this thread.
Conference starts in 2 minutes, the stream also.
>>285460063
holy schmoly
>>285460109
>there are people that think this isn't just for fun.
It's only retards who jumped on the bandwagon that will be dissapointed, it's all just fun hype.
new thread >>285460148
new thread >>285460148
where is any of this information coming from?
Or is it all complete horseshit?
>>285460063
OH FUUUUUUCK
IT'S ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED!
>>285460107
ON THE STREAM BRO...L4D3 CONFIRMED
>>285460164
BRITBONG?
>>285460063
THREAD IS SAVED
POSTING BRIE FOR SAVING REASONS
>THOSE SWEET PHYSICS
>>285460275
WHAT FUCKING STREAM?
>>285460197
>8*4 = 54
Also, The Endless River is GOAT album 2014 for anyone who cares.
>>285460063
5 for new TF2 hats :^)
>>285460109
>completely fabricated and ludicrous reality
Expecting a game developer to develop games is ludicrous?
>>285460150
I wish I was as hyped as Sessler.
>>285460148
>>285460148
NEW THREAD
>>285460331
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HOLY SHIT GABEN I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
>>285459789
>get 9
>9 replies
>Ricochet 3
>3 is the 9th number
IT'S HAPPENING
>>285460213
TWIIIICE
>>285460197
>8 years
>quarter is 1/4
>8*4=
Come on, you can do better than this
OH MY GOD GABE IS HERE! IT'S HAPPENING!!
THERE IS NO STREAM GUISE, STOP FUCKING ASKING
>>285460164
>could of
>tfw I witnessed the birth of an epic new mass meme
VALVE FOCUSING SOLELY ON MOBILE GAMES FROM NOW ON
OH SWEET FUCK
>>285460247
Its all complete horseshit from shitposters
>>285460193
That's making me moist.
>>285460213
HOLY SHIT
CONFIRMED
>>285460247
ARENT U WATCHING STREAM? O SHIT ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THOSE PHYSICS
>>285460282
>>285460462
Holy shit is it that easy to tell?
>"the wait is over"
HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!
>>285460215
But it took 12 years to make.
>/v/ worked up into such a frenzy that its now hallucinating HL3
VALVE OFFICIAL UPDATE, NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT AT 3:33 PM
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>>285460063
Nice.
hey guys ;)
Autism is strong in this thread.
Ako
>"AND FINALLY THE WAIT IS OVER"
IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE!
>>285460673
THERES A THREAD ALREADY YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>285460148
This is the most hype anti-hype thread ever.
>LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CONFIRMED
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>Sergey Migdalskiy's talk about "Physics for Game Programmers: Physics Optimization Strategies" should have started by now. Let's hope this talk is more talked about on Twitter than the previous one!
>Please keep in mind that this is a developer conference, don't expect any announcements.
yeah
"Please keep in mind that this is a developer conference, don't expect any announcements."
It's literally fucking nothing
>>285460731
>Autism is strong
>Posts anime
>>285460150
is he having a stroke?
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A GOD TIER CONFERENCE
>>285460863
is there a streaM?????????////////////////
>Please keep in mind that this is a developer conference, don't expect any announcements.
If you expected anything else you should just get off this board.
>>285460978
what's your point, anon?
>>>>>>>>>>>
Please keep in mind that this is a developer conference, don't expect any announcements.
NEW THREAD:
>>285460593
>>285460593
>>285460593
>>285460593
>Please keep in mind that this is a developer conference, don't expect any announcements.
CONFIRMED
WHY WOULD THEY TELL US TO NOT EXPECT ANY ANNOUNCEMENTS?
I-IT'S HAPPENING GUYS
B-BELIEVE IT-
I CAN'T
IT'S NOT FUCKING HAPPENING
THEY DID THIS SHIT TO US AGAIN
FUCK
>>285461265
you did it to yourself
>Please keep in mind that this is a developer conference, don't expect any announcements.
translation
>please stop being so fucking autistic, why do you people believe we're going to announce HL3 every time we have a conference despite the fact we always fuck around with you, you autistic sperg manchildren
>>285461265
It's your fault for being stupid enough to fall for /v/ bullshit.
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