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The next GTA game is now set where you live.

Describe it.
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No it's not.
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>>285330765
Mexico
Mexico
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>>285330765
The mean streets of Clearwater suburbia.
I guess you could help with the Tampa-St.Pete sex trade or the shitty part of either
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>>285330765
Another GTA set in California. Nice.
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>Washington DC

mite b cool
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GTA: Blackpool & The Fylde

Anyone who's been there knows that can fucking work, easily.
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Modern day Vice City, only with more Mexicans?
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>Atlanta

San andreas 2
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Santa Clarita, there could be a Bully game here, but the only criminals are teenage drug users.
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>Achill Island, The largest island in Ireland

Enjoy hours of driving around bogs, mountains and like 4 little towns and about 6 little villages. Fuck it might actually work ok its small enough they they could make it to scale and have everything in it
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>Vancouver
>Weed dealing minigame
>hipsters everywhere to run over
>no niggers in sight

might be good.
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>>285330765

GTA Berlin

>shitskins
>mudslimes
>weak police
>no jail for crime
>leftist agenda everywhere
>lazy jobless assholes everywhere
>money for everyone
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A small town north of Seattle? It be like Trevors town except with more backwoods retards and less sunlight.
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>Rural Canada
The whole game would basically be exactly like Blaine County in GTA V, but instead of meth labs everywhere it would be moonshine operations. I'd buy it
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>>285331427
Also the only crime in the whole game would be from "sticky tom" the only dealer on the island, also enjoy being chased by only one "police" car because there is only one garda car on the whole island
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GTA6: Grubville

Be like the Trevor missions
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GTA Texas

yeehaw
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The micropolis of Concord NH. Finally the days of those overwhelmingly big cities are gone. 67.49 square miles of jammed traffic & uninteresting sights to see.
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>>285331608
I bet Sabin could suplex that train.
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>>285330765
>GTA: Santiago de Chile.
Probably boring gameplay but funny dialogues, all the people is angry.
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>>285330765
>Rural village in England

If it was like Hot Fuzz with a bunch of villages it would be 10/10
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>>285330765
>IRA bombings
>Secterianism
>chip shops
>City walls
>Bickering over the actual name of the town
>Drugs
>nothing but shit drivers
GTA Derry would be the worst idea for a game because it'd just be a simulation
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>All these americucks
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>>285330765
GTA: Vancouver
state of the art rain physics
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GTA Hull

Its shit.
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>>285330765
Lyon, France
Arabs instead of niggers, they steal phone and harass girls in front of McDonalds...
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Portland

Broke hipsters, unshaven women and garage bands on one side of the river, venture capitalists, bankers and tech startups on the other. Go back to bed Dan, this shit writes itself.
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>small village in Austria

A-at least it would be comfy, I guess.
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>>285330765
GTA: Long Island would be pretty terrible
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>>285330765
>anchorage
>meth is 100% pure so main story focuses around drug trafficking
>plenty of races black white asian native pacific islander
>literally only 2 seasons summer and winter
>in game playtime changes these, takes about 6 hours
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>GTA Ottawa

You play as Mad Mohammad, and your job is to threaten the Canadian way of life as hard as possible while the government continues to apply nonsensical crackdowns.
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It's literally the desert half of GTAV.
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>>285331927
>comfy
All I can imagine when ever I see someone use this word is a digusting fat greasy sweaty neck beard slipping his wet fungal infested feet into a pair of bunny slippers
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>>285331632
Isn't Red Dead Redemption out already?
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>Portland, OR
Rainy as fuck, themes about gentrification, play as a black girl from NE who don't need no man, driving is shit so half your transportation is public. 10/10 goty
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>>285330765
Alright. Imagine a tongue in cheek look at modern day southern california.
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>Cardiff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_yBtDAz3pA
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>>285332037
Pretty accurate.
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>>285330765
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ramsey,+IL+62080/@39.144259,-89.1104355,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x887442b66f593379:0x16421061b895b1c8

You brought this upon yourself
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>GTA Iceland
The only way this could be a good game is if the entire country was explorable.
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GTA: Riga
lots of slavs
lots of depressing commieblocs
lots of vodka
lots of squating
It would be like GTA IV if the whole game was set in Hove Beach.
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>>285331997
>Two seasons
>Not three
>Not Wet, Cold, and Construction
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>GTA Victoria British Columbia
>No guns in the entire game
>Collectable Orca statues
>Instead of shooting people you apologize to them and they stop fighting and apologize to you
>stealing a car is instant 5 stars because it's the only crime being committed in the entire city
>No way to make money, not even legitimately
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>>285330765
>Near Turku, Finland
Cold, cold, rainy, depressing, cold... idk?
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There are mods for Vice City and San Andreas renaming car names with Romanian once, but if the whole game was set in Romania it would be a horror game where you have gypsies instead of zombies
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Lancashire

I imagine it would be similar to los santos except replace niggers with sandniggers and it rains all the time
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>>285330765
GTA: Lagos

Holy shit this game has potential. Millions of crazy motherfuckers running around. Tons of shit to do. Big city, a terrorist group already there. Tons of criminals. Man that game would be awesome. You land at the airport someone cons you into giving them your luggage. The city is even conveniently split into several islands. It's like GTA was made to be set here
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>>285330765
Belfast, so could be an apt setting if it was set in the nighties planting car bombs, robing banks, shoot illegal italian weapons in the courtside in a balaclava.
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>>285331427
Ayy Irebro
Scotland here
I think a GTA V set around the Glasgow area would be pretty interesting
Lots of knives...
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>GTA 6:Los Puentes
>lots of rivers and bridges
>orchards everywhere
>mexican gang shit
>a bunch of dams
>big cities are few with little towns in between
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>>285331926
>>285332072
>Portland

southeast for life
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>>285330765
Well, it would be IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED
Guess it could include Center City, the Schuylkill river, liberty bell, shit like that. No big bad, just a shitload of petty gangs fighting over their street corners and stark contrasts between each street's quality of housing.
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>>285331483
This is GTA Toronto in a nut she'll but scratch the "money for everyone" part
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>los angeles
welp
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California

Wow it's fucking nothing.
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>GTA: Nashville
Every radio station plays country.
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Coventry

I can't even begin to imagine how bad the game would be, plenty of shit areas for it to be set in.
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We need a GTA in london or scotland or something rock star would it make it work so fucking well
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CJ YOU FOKKN MUPPET WHY DIDN' YOU FOLLOW THE BLUMMIN TRAIN FUKKN ELL
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>>285330765
>Canada

FUCKING NOBODY'S OUTSIDE
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>>285330765

A hole in the ground
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NYC

Great...
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>GTA in Memphis
>Jazz, Rock n' Roll, gang wars in run down suburban neighborhoods, adventures into the surrounding middle-upper class white neighborhoods and more black people than you can shake a noose at.

Might be cool.
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>GTA: Motor City
>City full of street gangs, Islamic terrorists, and destroyed buildings full of stuff to find.
>Hipsters and Jews to run over in suburbia.
>Tons of casinos, boat racing, fishing pond/lake hockey for mini games in addition to the usual.
>You can go over to Canada where everyone talks different and is really nice.

Would /v/ play it?
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>>285330765
GTA: LONDON
>All of London for you to explore
>Go to football games and kick the shit out off one side's supporters then leg it
>Candem is where your fence is located
>Council Estates make for easier thefts, but you better be careful of those chavs, innit
>LOADS EMONE oppitunities
>Wogs, Pakis and chinks for you to fight, then get arrested
>Once you get guns, you effectively overpower the police
>Stabbing
>more stabbing
>Go to Calais for a day to get cheap booze and fags to sell over here
I could go on, but that'll sum it up
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>>285332517
CJ YOU LOST THE TRAIN U FUKIN NONCE
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>York PA

At least you can go to Lancaster and have fisticuffs with Amish
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>Ohio

uneducated rural republicans, cornfields, hipster beer, and amish people

doesn't matter if it's set in cleveland, columbus, or cincinnati, because the only real difference is whether the poor people are blacks or hillbillies

imagine GTA V but even more boring, the only vehicles are pickup trucks and priuses, and replace Bruce with someone complaining about sports
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>>285332192
lots of russian gangsters
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It's GTA IV again.
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>rural Georgia town
>meth capital of the world
>no blacks
>endless sea of white trash
>endless country music

so terrible it might be entertaining
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Concord Massachusetts.

But since nothing has happened here in 200 years it would be set before the revolutionary war.

You're just a settler who wants to start a new life but you inadvertently get wrapped up in a group of fuck heads who want to fight the british.

You become a founding father even though you're just in it for the power and the pussy.

Yeah, it wouldn't work.
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>>285332706
Where's the funky bunch?
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>>285330765
>Miami
Well, it's probably gonna be in Vice City anyway.
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GTA Madrid

>easy mode if you play as a muslim (welfare, free housing, healthcare)
>Political corruption.
>niggers
>hipsters
>moroccans
>gypsies
>South americans

You were expecting paella and bullfighting? well, not here. Don't let your travel agent scam you.
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>GTA:New Jersey
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GTA: SCRANTON

>plot revolves around mobster uncle louis
>Mt Trashmore replaces Mt Chiliad
>driving is more engaging because of potholes and drunks
>every character smokes
>side missions to repel NY welfare scum
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>>285330765

>GTA Dreamland
>OG of Peanut Plains families
>Enemies of Cocoa Cave Ballas
>extorted by D.E.D.E.D.E
>I find out my sister is dating a Waddle Doo

best game
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>>285330765
New Orleans.

200% more aggressive AI and constant gang fights. Also, everyone is black.
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>>285330765
GTA: OUDENAARDE
I BET YOU NIGGERS CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT SHIT
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GTA: San d Niggers
You play as a mudslime going around raping british girls and getting away with it.
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>>285332885
>endless country music
>implying that's a bad thing
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GTA: Austin, Texas

>takes place during SXSW
>run down pedestrians getting out of the Cage the Elephant concert
>shoot up Whole Foods
>try to drive away but get stuck in traffic on mopac

mite b fun
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>>285330765
GTA: San Jose

Really uninspired R*
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They already made it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N8BTyY_Uyc
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GTA in the GTA?
I'd play it.
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>Yorkshire, UK.
I don't even know.
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>>285330765
detroit
niggers
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>Florianopolis

Not much to do around here.
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>>285333213

What the fuck is there even in yorkshire?
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>>285332997
Same...
>Hang out in dive bars
>commute to new york
>come back eat some pizza
>go buy some shit at the mall for one of your relatives
>get fucked up at one of your friends places while you debate whether or not to go out
>head to hooters for dinner hit on the waitress.
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>>285333051
I can. From around there.
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>>285333318
fields and pakis
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>finland
Already done.
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>>285333086
This.

>tfw country music has more feels per song than any other genre ever
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>>285330765
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>>285330765
>Amsterdam

Weed and hookers and moats, oh my.
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>>285333318
It's pretty nice here honestly.
Sheffield is a good place to live.
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>>285333381

I didn't think there were that many pakis in yorkshire.
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>>285333492
yeah, only anon and his family
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>>285333381
>southernwanker detected.
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>>285333492
Where do you think Bradford is?
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Chicago
>so a good Watchdogs
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>Knoxville TN
Oh boy I can... Climb the sun sphere or something
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>>285333213
More to do than Somerset, where I live.
There is barely any crime, minorities or drugs harder than weed.
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>All you had to didgeridoo was follow the damn train CJ
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Silent Hill with cars.
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>>285333541
>>285333539
Sanjed fuck off please
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>GTA: Phoenix
>random citizens will be carrying pistols
>mexicans everywhere
>Mcdonald's signs in spanish
>cars on the road will spin out of control when it rains or there is a dust storm
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>>285330765
Brazil.

I guess I don't need to describe it
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>>285330765
>the next GTA is written by Seth MacFarlane
Ay, it still wouldn't be as bad as the writing from V
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>>285332638
what's a wog? My amerifat is showing.
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>>285330765
>gta: saskatoon
>highest crime rate in canada
>freeloading natives fucking everywhere

yeah, that's about it.
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>>285333359
>TFW
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>>285333753
Americans call them wops
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>>285331307
Maybe on Hollywood Road or Bankhead.
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They already made a game featuring a hillbilly hell location.
The only thing they missed was the drunk drivers. People here make it a competition who can drive home drunkest.
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Grand Theft Auto: Ottawa

Street thugs consist of first nation people.
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Las Vegas.
Im pretty sure this has been done before.
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>Dunedin New Zealand

Worthless students burning couches and generally lots of people being stupid.
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>>285330765
>GTA Gƶttingen
impossible, there's nothing you can do here except drink and study
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>>285333669
Stay south and mad mudslime.
We don't tolerate your sort here in God's country.
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GTA: Seven Cities
>AI drivers are even worse
>shitload of niggers, rice-boys, dudes in the military
>underground drug trafficking and prostitution in the burbs
>ghettos hidden behind gates and nicer neighborhoods
>the strip club changes location every other month because some nigga got shot in front of it
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San Antonio

Literally all of the missions involve weed or tacos, usually both, and you'll never find any cars but mid size SUVs and pick up trucks
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>Miami

so literally just Vice City
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>>285333753
nigger/indian
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>>285330765
New Jersey

Lots of people pretending to be from the Jersey Shore (the reality show)
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>San Antonio
Wouldn't it be Red Dead? If not, then it wouldn't really be that interesting.
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>>285333753
a wog is a nigger.
Google golliwog.
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>>285333863
You can not tolerate mudslimes all you want, doesn't change the fact that they all live in Yorkshire
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GTA San Jose

Fuck dude, that already sounds like a GTA game.
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>>285330765
>GTA Paris
Get to rob tourists all day for maximum cash. Assault Asians tourists, still 0 star wanted level. Probably the most casual GTA of all time.
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>>285334078
Bollocks.
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GTA Milton Keynes

Boring as fuck tiny city with nothing to do. Hundreds of roundabouts. Few ghettos. Protagonists are pretentious business men trying to make a quick buck and get dragged into a world of crime when chavs out smart them and hold evidence over their heads.
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>>285331307
>Atlanta
my nigga
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>White Suburbs
No crime
Everyone's happy
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>>285334041
in Aus "wog" used to be a slur (it's just an affectionate nickname now though) for Mediterranean europeans
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>>285334147
Well I can't match that compelling argument, i'll be off now
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>>285330765
montreal
fucking multicultural as fuck
making fun of the shitton of liberals here
also crazy amounts of snow in the winter
it'd be fun to drive through a blizzard in the city
it'd be good
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>GTA: Fresno
It would be exactly like living in Fresno
>#1 in auto theft
>#1 in crystal meth
>Groups of mexicans, southeast asians, and blacks fighting for gang dominance
>Everyone carries guns despite being in California
>People regularly do 95 on the freeways
>Air quality is so bad that you wouldn't need to render more than a mile
All in all, this place is surprisingly not that bad. There's less to do than LA or the bay area, but it's still a great fucking city as long as you stay away from the area where all the crime happens
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>>285330765
GTA Detroit nothing changes
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GTA Corpus Christi
>Fat Mexicans everywhere
>Plenty of scetchy places to explore like back roads and the bay at night
>Main Villain is the owner of the refinery
>You live with an annoying family member but end up with a mansion late game
>You play a white guy AKA the minority
>You are actually mexican but your skin is white so everyone says youre a cracker
>Have to make yourway to the top of the foodchain
>You do endgame but realize its fucking Corpus
>Credits roll as the player decides if you even accomplished anything
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welcome to gta manchester

participate in side missions such as being homeless, vandalism and ket dealing. zero other side activities besides 3 gyms and a run down martial arts dojo, and overrated university courses

sounds like great fun
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GTA: Lichfield

Given that where I live is the closest you will get to a tutorial level in real life I can't see it being much.
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>>285330765
Florida
Vice City
What a great game that will be.
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GTA Springfield Missouri

Might be cool to have a GTA set in a college town. Plenty of drugs and rape here to keep things lively.
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>>285334326

Why would you want to live in a city which is periodically destroyed by hurricanes
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>>285334153
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>>285331096
Clwarwater/Tampa GTA would absolutely be the shit
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>>285330765
The town is annoying as fuck to drive around and it's surrounded by miles of absolutely nothing.

Sounds boring as fuck unless it includes like all four neighboring towns.
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>>285332252
Lagos would be a pretty interesting city for a GTA especially since it's a large city most people don't know much about. I've been studying Nigeria and the place in general with the violence and corruption could be interesting for a game.
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>>285330765
Zaebok! :-DDDD
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>Los Angeles

Gee, take a wild guess.
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>>285330765
>Rogers Ohio.
>Back O' Beyond is the entire map.
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>>285333857
Which are incidentally the two only activities you'd be allowed to engage in in a German GTA anyway.
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>GTA Lamezia Terme
>Unemployed scum with shitty tuning cars
>Old style mafia where even the granny knows how to shoot
>Almost to places to hang around means no minigames
>Everyone goes to closeby cities where they actually have nightclubs and shit run by local mafias

Id play it. It would be ugly and boring as hell, tho.
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Canada
GTA:Chinatown Wars
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>>285330765
GTA: Argentina
A small copy pasted city from europe in the center of the map the rest would be fabellas from Brasil
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>>285333410
GTA Sheffield, playing as an overweight chav, listening to the Hallam FM Friday song while running over slovaks.

Seems like a fun game

Seems like the perfect
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>>285332171
Would be the right mix of East and West though. The setting could be a Western gang trying to establish hold in the East trying to wrestle away control from the weakened Russian mobsters.
Or set it in 90's and let us be a vigilante clearing the streets from Russian Fucking shits.
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>Describe it.
GTA: Depression
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>>285330765
>Everyone is dressed like your average Italian guy. Fat, balding, hairy, greasy and wearing a dirty wifebeater. Driving school is basically just drifting around piles of trash in Naples while avoiding storms of kids on their scooter attempting to murder you.

>The biggest challenge comes from the dating minigame where you have to find the cheapest Romanian hooker hanging on the road side at night.

>Laundering money feature removed from the game due to the government already having a monopoly over it.

Also niggers and "wiggers".
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>>285330765
>GTA : Sophia Antipolis
Nothing happens, ever, the end
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>>285330765
>cops fucking everywhere
>everybody has a concealed carry, so robbing anyone or trying to steal their car will get you shot
>nothing to do ever
Hartford is about 20 minutes away though, can we move the game there?
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gta kansas city
honestly could be pretty interesting
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>GTA: rural chilean town #85

All missions consist in you trying to not die of boreness
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>>285330765
>Calgary
An Arab immigrant runs around trying to beat up Vietnamese gangsters and oil and gas workers.
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>Muskogee
I don't even want to imagine how horrible that would be.
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small suburban town in west virginia
you see those mountains in the distance? you can go to them
otherwise it's fucking nothing
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>>285334652
>/pol/
>French news
>Yahoo
>MSE
Get the fuck out
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>>285330765
Set In the Appalachian mountains of West Virginia, where moonshining and pot farming is very lucrative but still highly illegal.
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>>285330765
Pittsburgh and the areas directly surrounding.
Story is about manipulative health insurance companies, and small towns with inversely sized drug problems.
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GTA: Arizona

your character starts in a mexican ghetto, while all the characters actively wish they were in california. after 10 minutes, you either take the freeway to california, or your character commits suicide.
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>>285335149
Where at in Wv?
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Racing on the 202 and the 51 would be fun
At least if they did make it they would include the other cities in the metro like Scottsdale or Tempe
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>GTA: Springfield
I suppose it's already been done, technically.
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>>285332463
>the only classic country station is AM with a weak signal
>SUVs everywhere
>every building is a restaurant or church
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>>285331349
Girlfriend lives down there. Wanna give me a ride?
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GTA Denver
>city gameplay is alright
>best part of the game is the mountains
>takes an hour real time to get to them
sounds like shit
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>>285334745
Unless it retains the animals from V that would probably be really shit.
unless of course
>Hillbilly crack dealers.
>lots of myths and legends snuck in.
You can find bigfoot somewhere deep in the woods
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>>285335339
eastern panhandle
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>GTA: High Desert

It'd literally be GTA: Blaine County. Not sure how to feel about this.
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GTA: Helsinki

Get into fights with drunkards and somalis, drink Lapin Kulta, a drink that's actually worse than PiƟwasser, and get confused as the subway stations keep changing their names.

Best to just play something else.
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>>285330765
>GTA Western NY
>spend 20 minutes trying to unbury the car you're trying to steal
>owner waits until your done then shoots you and drives away
>cops laugh
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>>285335316
You're not wrong. When i was in phoenix, everyone hated California on the outside, but were the first to ride your dick at the mention of going to l.a. or san diego.
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>Boston
It would actually be pretty good, especially if they were to make the world big enough to include other cities in the area.
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>>285330765
>Spokane, WA
Well we apparently have a high crime rate. But most of the crime is due to white trash. Would they make a GTA game out of white trash?
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>>285335861
>Would they make a GTA game out of white trash?
A good chunk of V is about white trash.
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>Memphis

>>>/f/

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?!
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GTA Baltimore. You either end up stealing your own car back or getting run over constantly by the second worst drivers in the country. Also something about the National Aquarium.
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>>285330765
>rich middle class white kids
>most that constitutes "crime" is underage drinking

Boring as fuck game unless as you play as someone from the black community down the road.

>GTA: Chagrin Parks Uprising

That would be fun as fuck.
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>>285333097
>try to drive away but get stuck in traffic on mopac

As an Austinite, I kekd
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>>285333016
NOLA here too... San Andreas 2, with muh katrina, muh food stamps, and mardi gras.

only niggers allowed
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>>285335861
>Would they make a GTA game out of white trash?

Every day I see more and more posts that convince me that no one here fucking plays video games.
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Literally gta 5
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>cape breton

So nothing to do but fly planes and ride on boats? At least the action with the police boats might get interesting
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>Ontario

nobody gets killed and when you bump into somebody your character says sorry
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>Chicago
>lots of niggers
>ereyone corrupt
>Gothic architecture
>hilarious accents
>huge swing in seasons

Sounds like a winner to me
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>>285330765

>NYC

They already did it, perfectly.

The only way it could be better if it was in the New York of Shovel Ready
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>>285330765
>live in boston
do i need to describe it? bunch of fake irish fucks talking about "the family" and "pride" and then getting fucked off of oxy's and going in and out of rehab.
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GTA: ReykjavĆ­k, Iceland

>polish gangs
>no high-rise buildings
>tiny city with lots of open spaces
>lots of hipsters to run over
>drug smuggling missions by sea
>explore the surrounding countryside
>possibility for some pretty cool off-road stuff

10/10 goty
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>>285330765
Brooklyn NY

Again.

Th-thanks Rockstar.
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>>285336251
So basically the McReary part of GTA4.
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GTA: No Minorities.
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>>285336486
take that, and mix it with the movie "the fighter", and pretty much
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>noth quebec
>99.99% white
>0 crime, last murder in this town was over 5 years ago

Boring as fuck.
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>>285330765
>winnipeg

people constantly asking you for money for booze, occasionally you get jumped by native street thugs. You aren't actually allowed to join any gangs other than a couple biker gangs because they're all native only. Prostitutes everywhere at night in certain areas
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>>285330765
GTA Flint, MI
>commit crimes
>cops never show up
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>>285329583
Tons of meth, a mcdonalds, and police don't give a shit about anything
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Grand Theft Auto: Chiraq

yeah, we already all this shit comin at some point, out in the field its already fuckin gta just better graphics
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>>285336765
oh also, cops dont actually arrest you for anything, just beat you up and drop you off in the middle of no where outside the city (actually happens here)
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There's a recreation of a doctor's office from my town in V. So it already is lolololol
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Like Boston, except with less people and way less cash.
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>>285331096
>mfw driving is more dangerous because NPCs are driving the wrong way
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>>285337076
ain't you a fucking retard? Im not gonna let it slide: act like a fucking man
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>>285337091
so, like you're from roxbury, or dorchester
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GTA: Naarvanlahti

There is absolutely nothing here. Seriously. Just fields and forests, with the nearest neighbour about a kilometer away. I suppose you could pretend to play GTA: Stalker by running around the forests at night.
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>>285337308
Canada's New England.
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ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>285337520
>want to play a game set in France to kill muslims and nigros
>the moment you step into the country you don't know where to shoot

more like "le petit afrique d'europe" amirite?
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For all I know about America itt I'm guessing there's a lot of Mexicans everywhere that nobody likes
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Kansas City, Missouri.
It's a fairly large city with a lot of suburbs, but no huge geographical things of interest. The better parts of town are some of the coolest in the country, but downtown KC is the kind of place you don't want to visit at any hour unless you have a rifle in your door. It'd make for a GTAV-like story, as you could have one character from each big section (urbanized, ghetto, suburban, plaza).
I'm also a big fan of the city's edges being eventual just leaving a map area and your car blowing up or something instead of it being an island. I don't know how that would work well, but I kind of want it to happen.
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>>285337770
Not even Mexicans like Mexicans. Smelly, stupid and lazy.
What's to like?
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Turin, Italy

They add a parkour system
It becomes the new AC nemesys
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>>285333097
Itd be great

>Conservative state capital taken over by liberals
>Hill country, Small city, several plains

I think the setting would be conducive to their usually snarky atmosphere.
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>>285335471
>the only classic country station is AM with a weak signal
Fuck, I've got the same thing over in Kingsport.
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>>285337897
At least I don't have to mow my own lawn.
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> Bakersfield Ca
It's basically San Andreas with more mexicans, meth, and backwards-ass white trash.
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>>285337965
Austin has been liberal since the 50s bruh
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>>285337912
Turin it's like one of the few great cities in Italy. Girls were cute, city was nice, food was awesome. Fuck the rest. Id love to play a GTA with a city inspired on it.
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>>285330765
>Pinellas County, FL
So, most fucking boring GTA game ever aesthetic-wise?
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>>285330765
los angeles, basically gta 5 all over again.
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>>285338212
Ayy, some other unlucky anon lives here too.
Better enjoy this rain we're getting because it's gonna be all sun for the next 6 months
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I think it would be pretty entertaining, russia is a good setting and lots of reasons for mayhem.
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>>285337770
Here's the thing about Mexicans. About half of them are great. They're productive, they are nice, they'll do the menial work people don't want to do, and they're basically just another sect of white people. They aren't too different from Italians 70 years ago or anything like that.

The problem Mexicans, though, make up a huge portion of the population. They're thugs, gangsters, punks, they don't clean up after themselves, and they bring the property value down in every neighborhood they're in.

So most people don't like Mexicans, even though most second and third generation Mexicans are alright.
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>>285333894
This. Also, all the pedestrians are horribly overweight.
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>>285338259
Exactly, its like the liberal hub of Texas so theres always tension
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>Alabama
Get ready for hillbillies and racism jokes
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small town with over half the population being asian, and we have a very pretty -- but kind of social outcast -- girl who dresses up as miku

would play
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>>285336209
>You can run for political office in Chicago
>Game ends with you becoming mayor
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>>285338446
If you're not careful you could wind up dead!
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>>285338402
Gotta love that 115 degree weather
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>>285338603
>and we have a very pretty -- but kind of social outcast -- girl who dresses up as miku
LONDON
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>>285338634
Nothing bad would happen if you stick to the rules =)
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>>285332617
I'd buy
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>>285338446
baldy near the end wanted to start something lol until his friend held him back.
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>>285338603
I remember you.
Didn't you post a story about her in another thread?
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>>285338790
southern california

most of us know her since we see her around town so we just let her be. she always browses ps3 and vita games
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>>285338807
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>>285336296
GTA: EgilsstaĆ°ir
Iceland

>Might as well be farming simulator 2016
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>>285338917
Do you know if she has a boyfriend? Would she be into Asian guys?
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>>285337897
hey fuck you.
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>>285338915
i did, yeah
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>Moscow
It could be great if it's set in the 90s.
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It's the same thing just a little east of dtla
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