Change one letter of a video game and describe it, I'll start
Far Fry 3
A 20 something California college graduate decides to move out to an archipelago and work there as a chef
Sleeping Wogs
An undercover police officer goes to Uganda in order to infilitrate Kony's notorious Lord's Resistance Army
Duke Pukem 3D - A macho, wisecracking strongman with a bellyache fights alien scum with his stomach contents
Gaikatana - Turns out John Romero really does want to make you his bitch
Grand Theft Auto : Lice City - In this quirky, off-the-wall indie game, you are a young man living in a city with serious scalp-related hygiene problems.
>>285323762
Pet Set Radio Future. In a dystopian future, a radio broadcaster must report on the annual pet convention.
Dark Soups:
A young up and coming cook finds himself caught in the middle of an evil broth related crime ring.
Assassin's Breed - You are an assassin, but you are having fertility problems. Embark on an epic journey through the beautiful landscape of 12th Century England, so that you can find a way to pass on your genes.
Trash Bandicoot - A poverty-stricken marsupial must fight his way through a vast garbage disposal complex in order to save his girlfriend
Tattlefield - You are a school snitch who must bring justice to the war-torn hell that is the school playground.
Left 4 Deed- After returning from the gold rush, you find your mid 19th century texan saloon overrun by banditos. It's up to you to find the deed and retake your land.
Red Head Redemption - A stigmatised ginger attempts to achieve ultimate redemption by killing two of his former school bullies
Killing Flood- Play as the police as they attempt to save people in a city that has met severe flooding.
Noone Gives Forever - A kind-hearted British woman decides it's time to stop being so generous and embarks on a revenge quest against all the charities she has donated to
Guitar Herd
You are a shepherd blessed with the power of rock n roll who must herd his sheep by beating them in guitar battles.
Contract Sack - A disgruntled employee working a dead end job loses said job after breaching the terms of his contract
Homoworld
The new MMORPG based on the surprise indie hit Gone Home.
Canhunt - In this controversial stealth game, you are a homeless man obsessed with collecting enough cans to sell for food
World of Barcraft - Get drunk, get down, get laid.
Five Lights At Freddy's - You are the repairman tasked with fixing 5 faulty lights at some kiddie pizza place
The Order 2887
You play in a post-apocalyptic world where nazis control the video game industry. Being the last sane gamer left on earth, it's up to you to save the world from shitty games.
Wolfenstein : The Pew Order - The Nazis embrace Christianity, and it is your task to redeem the Church from the evil Nazis
Weed for Speed- In this wacky trading simulator, attempt to haggle your weed for amphetamines.
Skyrig
A magical essence has been found by scientists studying when studying clouds composition. Several countries have launched aerial essence conversion rigs in an attempt to gather the most magical essence.
RTS style, gather clouds for essence, buildings cost essence, units use essence when attacking. If out of essence units will use weak attacks and get wrecked so you have to balance your essence levels.
Zoom - In this amazing new 3D computer game, you are tasked with military reconnaissance using a high tech pair of binoculars
Paper Wario
Money money money money money money money money money money
Tonic Adventure - As a hard-working bartender, it is your job to source a sufficient shipment of tonic water for your establishment
Donkey King- You are the king of the donkeys in this brand new, top of the line indie simulator.
Q*Bort - A strange orange creature opens an abortion clinic
Billzone - A high flying water supplier executive fights tooth and nail against a political pledge to reduce bills
>>285323762
go back to reddit
Mount and Blade Barband - Start off by playing gigs in low life bars. Become locally famous and reach celebrity status.
KingMin : Life of Crime - In this Far Cry 4 origin story, you are Pagan Min, an up and coming criminal mastermind in Hong Kong
>PEZ
Explore a sugary dystopian future and solve candy mysteries in this Soylent Green-inspired pretentious indie masterpiece.>PEZ is made from US!>Tuesday pink PEZ day
Command and Conquer: Generars
The party-approved censored version of Command and Conquer: Generals, now with more communist revisionism.
Suake - In this gritty first person shooter, you are a dyslexic saudi sheikh hellbent on expanding your empire, whatever it takes
Ramen Rider - You ride around slinging ramen into the mouths of hungry customers.
Hitman : Blood Koney - In Agent 47's latest adventure, the master assassin is tasked with one massive hit, eliminating the infamous leader of the Lord's Resistance Army
This thread is a gold mine or I'm a newfag
L.A. Noise - A slightly less obnoxious version of our sleep sound generator Detroit Noise.
Calf Life - In this thought provoking, "deep" indie game, a young calf learns of his eventual fate at the slaughterhouse, and embarks on an epic escape quest
Soul Beaver - 3rd person indie platformer starring an inter-dimensional soul devouring beaver
Cities in Lotion : Strip club logistics simulator.
>>285328570
OP here, thanks mate, I'm doing like 90% of them hahah
F.E.A.T
A young, unknown man's quest to star in every single song on earth.
>>285328818
We could tell
but yeah some of these are funny and i wouldnt mind playing these games
Darkhiders 2
The second installment to our award winning "You're a black man avoiding the police" game.
Saint's Cow
A farm animal finds god after narrowly avoiding being eaten by a wolf.
Midnight Blub : Los Angeles - Play as an empowered LA feminist who regularly meets with her fellow feminists to cry about how fucked up the patriarchal society is
>f.e.a.t.
>uses feat. Instead
How about, fetish eradication action team where it you kill everyone with shit fetishes
>>285326692rock and roll
Cry of Bear
An emotional journey through the eyes of a forest-dwelling black bear affected heavily by deforestation.
>Sid Meier's Pilates!
Set up a chain of yoga studios and bend the competition to your will.
Star Tree - A sapling adventures across space in a floating ecosystem
>>285329304
Meant for
>>285329089
Aylien : Isolation - In a first for the games industry, a popular meme has been turned into an AAA video game. Play as an alien with an abnormally large penis, terrorising humanity.
>>285323762
The Banner Gaga: you must lead your cultish followers of Norse warrior-goddess Gaga against the Christians at Lindisfarne, in order to destroy their goddess Madonna.
Medal of Honour - A game where "honor" is spelt correctly
>>285329376
Oh I am laffin'
Brand - Develop a product a la Game Dev Tycoon until you have monopolized the market
Dankest Dungeon
You are a lord of a castle in medieval Europe and discover the secrets of marijuana. Unfortunately, spies from other castles steal that secret and an arms race to grow the most marijuana begins. The winner will have possession of The Dankest Dungeon.
Total Car: Attila
An aging mongol warrior gets a DUI
Monster Punter
You're a mercenary that is hired to punt dangerous monsters of different sizes over a fence inside a zooYou find out in the end that you´re being manipulated to actually punt the monsters inside a populated city, causing death and destruction
>>285323762
>Tatman: Arkham City
You play as a rag and bone man during the events of Batman(TM): Arkham City. Leftover costumes, corpses, undiscovered riddler trophies, it's all fair game for you!
Sonic the Hedgeheg - In this edgy indie title directed by blood_skull_boi84, you are an angsty hedgehog, who will embark on a journey that will culminate in a meeting with your worst enemy, Coldsteel.
FarmA 3 - A pharmasuitical simulator where the player can create custom scenarios and play other user created missions with realistic business models of pharmacy companies today, and in the near future.
God of Par
A savage Spartan general has to beat a series of Greek monsters in a golf tournament.
Biostock - You're an Iraqi warehouse woker in charge of keeping tab of Saddam Hussein's WMDs
World of Barcraft
You play as an up and coming owner of a new pub.
God Band
Choose a set of different mythological gods from different countries (Nordic,Greek, Roman, etc.) and duke it out in a battle of the bands
Jesus on vocals/lead guitarist
God on drums
Mary on bass
>>285323762
>Lesiege
Reddit makes a game about the Charlie Hebdo attacks. Player weapons include friendship, tolerance, benefits and atheism.
>>285329469
I have mixed feelings about how much I would actually want something like this.
Guitar Nero - You're play as an insane roman emperor who has just discovered U2
XCOM: Enema Unknown
Alien anal probes are everywhere and there's only one way to get rid of them.
The Incredible Bulk
An intense game using that wii fit board getting you in serious shape
Soup Hackers
You play as a nameless character who hacks his way into the new high end online soup simulator which has a conspiracy behind it.
Collect and mix various soups using you CUP to create even tastier soups.
Table
A young table grows up to avenge its makers.
>>285323762
Binshock: you play as a refuse collector in this epic RPG set during the British Winter of Discontent in 1978. As the strikes continue, do you ultimately give in to the public and make a deal with the Callaghan administration? Or do you stand your ground and drive Britain completely into the ground? Either way, watch out for the final boss fight in 1979...
GAYDAY 2 -
Hatred with blowjobs instead of bullets.
>>285325120
underrated post
Home: Total War - A real time tactics game on a grand scale based on your house.
Crash Team Lacing - In a Naughty Dog game tailor-made for special education, Crash and friends show you how to tie your shoelaces
Metal Slut
The original Run 'n' Suck
Crusader Kinks 2
Rape your way through Europe between 800 and 1500 A.D.
Ale of Empires
it's a sim game where you must start your own brewery and create the finest ales
>>285330327
would play
Cropico - Step into the shoes of a weed-growing dictator in this critically acclaimed strategy title
>>285327546
Neverwinter Tights
Take control of your aerobics class, and show them who's boss in this sports game set in Faerûn's most extravagant city! (Supports Xbox Kinect and Playstation Move)
RIFA 15 - As a fledgling drug dealer, it is your job to sell low grade marijuana in soccer matches across the globe
>>285323762
Deus Ex: Invisible WAP. You play as Alex D, a relatively unremarkable techie who is sent to isolate the cause of the boss's private wif-fi network not showing up in his network and sharing center. After a tutorial in which the player must actually turn his own computer on and off, it becomes clear to the player that dark forces are at work far in excess of a faulty network adapter...
>>285329994
Nanhunt
Slaughter your way through a retirement home to get revenge on your grandma.
Page - An angry newspaper writer sets out to do something that will surely get him onto the front page
Call of Duty : Black OP - You are OP and you are a nigger from the hood.
AC: Black Fag - You are gay porn star.
Tagged Alliance.
You are Joseph, age 11, and recess has just started. Who will you run alongside in this epic game of tag? Choose your allies wisely!
Sass Effect - Play as a black woman.
>>285323762
Dishonoree: sequel to Dishonored, this time the player character must portray the character doing the dishonoring, rather than being a passive recipient of other people's dishonor.
>>285323762
Garry's Hod: sandbox bricklaying simulator.
Rope: Total War
An intense team pvp multiplayer game of tug-of-war. The controls would be sort of like QTEs but really fast like osu
E.Y.E. Divine Cybernancy
You look fabulous in that dress! But will your mentor understand?
Final Mantasy
Travel through the epic world of a woman's wet dream! Your party consists of several tall, handsome, muscular, rich men, who must satisfy women and demons alike across the land.
>>285323762
Bone Home: Prove yourself the ultimate degenerate by figuring out a way to have sex with your house!
Mobster Hunter 4 Ultimate
You must hunt down the largest and strongest mobsters the planet has to offer. You wear their skin and faces for augments.
Everyone Posts, No One Reads
Come up with some great title and description, and then have no one read it! A good time for everyone.
Splinter Hell - Sam Fisher finally gets his retribution for all the lives he has taken over the years
Ace Wombat
You are a genetically engineered wombat, trained to be the greatest wombat pilot in order to wage aerial war against your natural predators
>>285331664
Would play.
>>285331845
>tfw ghost playthroughs
Hitman : Modename 47 - A genetically engineered human being goes on a murderous rampage - As Dr Ortmeyer, you are tasked with changing your creation's genetic "mode", to an ordinary person.
Ultra Street Lighter 4
The city of Darujhistan is in crisis; the vast reserves of natural gas which lit the city's streets with its famous blue suffusion have run dry, and chaos runs rampant as all night-time activities grind to a halt while thievery and outright robbery are commonplace in a now dark city.
As the only pyromancer in Darujhistan, you must find creative ways to light the city every night, while managing your days' time between sleeping, studying, spending money, and exploring to find artifacts to increase your arcane power. Purchase a grand pyre to ignite to light the city for a week, or search the catacombs outside the city for the legendary Scroll of Arkhamos - and ignite the sky itself in a conflagration that will last until the end of time.
Bubble Wobble - An insightful indie game into the plight of being a fat woman
Cishonored
Get your education, get your degree, oppress others and have an easy life. A disgusting tale of cis white male privilege.
Math of Exile
You're an accountant banished to the island of Wraeclast and have to haggle,barter, and swindle people to survive. So basically very little changes.
DRAGONBALL: Renoverse
The blue man group has accidently invented a musical time machine, and with the help of other popular Vegas showmen plan, to take over the world. Doc brown, along with the Z-fighters, appears on your driveway and asks you to lend your strength.
Fax Payne - A bored office worker decides to fax his co-workers some gruesome stories
Sass Effect
Let down your hair, be a naughty girl and get all the hot boys.
Lad Dog McCree - A western gunslinger decides to change his ways and live in England as an innocent lad
>>285332693
Max Tayne
Now this game I could get into!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Mall of Pripyat - A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. goes out shopping in Pripyat. Watch out for bandits and monsters!
Titanmall - An activist takes on the evil intentions of a shopping conglomerate hellbent on ruining his sacred town with a large shopping complex.
>>285332560
Nice
Runesgape - A homosexual goblin embarks on an epic quest to acquire a set of runes that will gape his asshole like never before
>>285323762
>Fire Emblem: Math of Radiance
All characters are now numbers. Instead of fighting, you solve equations to deal damage and your numbers move on graph paper to reach a certain destination or you must solve all equations on the graph.
Harder difficulties have calculus and lower difficulties are algebra.
>>285332982
They have a mall now?
Neat
Zestiny - The CEO of a large soft drinks manafacturer gets down and dirty in South America to find the best zest for his latest product
>>285323762
>Persone 4
You play as a Japanese exchange student who's spending a year at an Italian high school in Rome. When unusual sacrifices take place in The Colosseum, it's up to you and your friends to uncover the mystery. All of your personas are based on Greco-Roman and ancient pagan mythology.
Herbal Space Program
Can you get high enough to leave the planet behind?
The Bitcher - pretty much the same as The Witcher
MounterStrike - A serial rapist known only as the "mounter" commits unspeakable acts
Fetal Slug 3
Teen pregnancy turns into a nightmare.
Slappy Bird - In this simulator brought to you from the council estates of the UK, you are a promiscuous female NEET who is notorious for having a penchant for "catfights"
>Lotline Miami
you have to wait on the line to redeem your parking tickets before the Miami police impound your ride. Are you a bad enough to save your car
Farmageddon - An angry farmer decides to wipe out the competition with a large amount of nuclear weaponry
>Botline Miami
The German localization of Hotline Miami, where every enemy is replaced with robots.
>>285327115
>one letter
>2887
you fucked up
Faster Than Aight
Holla at dem hunnies and stick it to the man.
Destroy Alt Humans - A pissed off alien has a vendetta against the edgy loners of society
>>285325854
That's actually interesting
Pokemon Ded
nobody plays this game anymore
Blenderman - You play as the infamous "Will it blend?" host as he runs out of non-living objects to blend...
Half-Like: As newly hired games journalist Gordon Freeman, you accidentally cause the collapse of your publication when your review of a recent AAA game release as only "half-likable" causes a Financial Cascade scenario. All the sponsors pull their cash at once, and a team of 'professionals' is quickly sent in to silence you and your colleagues... permanently. Between them and the frenzied franchise fans battering down the building's doors to taste your blood, can you escape your Office Complex and make it to freedom alive?
>>285331458
Garry's Mad:
You play as a man named Garry who's just had enough.
Sinal Fantasy - You play as someone suffering from an acute case of sinusitis. It is your mission to find something which will finally alleviate of your mouth-breathing, sleepless hell.
>>285331827
I read them all, nigger.
Divinity: Original Bin
Religion is trash but now you can finally experience the mystery of where it all came from.
Mallout: Hundreds of years after the bombs fell, your ancestors found shelter in a huge futuristic underground shopping complex. Now the computer that controls the plumbing is on the fritz and unless you want to go swimming in your own sewage, it's up to you to leave the Mall and find replacement parts before the septic system breaks down entirely!
Turnout - A politician risks being deselected for election if he does not drum up enough support in his constituency
Minedraft
paint.exe
Doodle Hump - The Doodler finally learns to get along with the monsters
The Build: As part of a highly competitive circle of D&D nerds, attempt to construct the most broken character build in the latest edition of the game to prove your dominance over your fellows. Hunt for rare splatbooks in seedy game stores or in the darkest reaches of the internet, or debate with developers on their forums until they agree to 'release some errata'. Nothing's off limits until you have constructed the most mind bending, DM-breaking, game ending version of... The Build.
Tokemon - Gotta smoke it all
Lying Light - A pathological liar decides to accept his condition and lies to all the people in the land
>>285335915
>not The Guile
The character with the best theme in Street Fighter finally gets his own game.
Watch Logs - A sick fuck installs webcams in every public toilet he can find, and remotely views them from the comfort of his home
Ferraria - The ultimate racing game for Ferrari fans
The Fast of Us - A zombie apocalypse begins, and only marathon runners can survive.
Betris - Use the power of microtransactions to bet real money against players in head to head tetris matches
Unsharted - An intrepid young explorer attempts to hold it in after contracting a severe case of diarrhea during his adventures
Battlefield : Bardline - A young medieval bard pens exquisite poetry in the midst of bloody middle ages warfare
>>285331515
>It is true that I bought that tacky dress...
>And yet... I did not wear it.
Tie Wonderful 101
An educational game about knots for Cub Scouts.
The Kims 4
A dollhouse game where you control the lineage of the world famous North Korean dynasty. Cult of Personality and Work Camp expansion packs sold seperately.
Devil May Fry - A demon has lost his edge and begins to contemplate whether he should send that job application to McDonalds or not
Tiief - A dyslexic rastafarian accuses numerous people of trying to steal his possessions
>>285323762
Fellout 3
You are a third generation A.I. in a society that recovered from an apocalyptic war and it's post apocalyptic horrors thousands of year ago whose responsibility it is to tell of the horrors of the wasteland to the people of the current civilization in order to scare them into never having a catastrophic war on the same magnitude again.
Portal 2 - An angry man with a trenchcoat, shades and a goatee is teleported into some weird puzzle game
Tales of Nymphonia
A sexy new attempt to save the Tales franchise with basement dweller pedo money.
>>285338535
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if there's a cheap flash game named that.
>>285338397
postal 2: A girl with a gun that shoots portals goes about her daily life, what could possibly go wrong?
>>285333725
11/10 would laugh again
God Of Car - You are a maverick car manufacturer CEO, nicknamed the "God Of Car". Act ruthlessly to stay at the top in this unique strategy game
Tenchi: stealth assassin
You play as Tenchi Masaki in an epic quest to ninja stealth kill all the freeloaders in your house.
Silent Hall - you walk down a really dark and silent hallway, are you brave enough to face whatever your imagination throws at you?
Bran Turismo - An elderly man must avoid the crowds at retirement home breakfast time in order to reach his desired cereal product
Minecroft
You are humanities last hope. Can you stop the Old Ones from entering our dimension using only your mad building skills?
Centiwede - This arcade classic lets you take control of a stoner, who happens to be a centipede
Minegraft - After a horrible mining/fire accident, you play as a miner who must undergo the difficult process of living with skin grafts
>>285328062
This needs to be a mod ASAP.
Left 4 Deaf
You play as a survivors in a world of deaf/blind zombies as you and three friend make your way (rather easily) to safety.
>>285328570
Maybe both!
Crusader Kongs II
A sequel to the AAA game based off of zealous dog chew toys. Spread both your plastic influence and wage religious war against heretical chew toys.
>>285339581
since thats basically the plot of the actual games i got a better one
You're a teacher and the bell has just rung, you must keep the locker hall as quiet as possible or else you may get fired
Day Y
you get scammed out of $20
>>285340528
i was expecting donkey kong reference, but this is even better
Fitman - A genetically engineered man who has let himself go sees the error of his ways and starts an epic Wii Fit integrated quest to become ripped
Cuck Hunt
Find the ideal beta male who is so pathetic even your dog will start laughing at him.
>>285340973
OP here, I applaud you
Danasty Warriors
You play as the great gangstas of the three gangdoms all fighting for there gang to rule all of feudal Detroit.
PakMan - A pakistani with a painkiller addiction begins to hallucinate ghosts
Parcraft 3 - You're a golf course designer and you must build them in such a way that everyobdy will only ever score pars
Shin Megami Tensei III - COCTURNE
First, you punched God, now you fist him!I'd fuck a Lilith into Oblivion.
Hemmings - It is your job as the manager of a clothing factory to prevent the workers from hemming the items improperly, in this indie strategy game that has an underlying theme of the tyranny of factory work
>>285334407
>mfw probotector
Pingularity - In this unique first person shooter, the lower your ping, the more you'll enjoy the game
LoZ: A Sink between Worlds
You play as Zelda with OCD. She really badly needs to wash her hands and there's disgusting bacteria everywhere. However, the only sink in the game is bugged and stuck between 2D and 3D. Will there be a green clad hero to fight to save hygierule????
>this thread
>The Bonding of Isaac
Do I even need to?