What video game characters had the hardest lives?
I need more people who deserved it.
Wei Shen deserved it.
>>285055871
>Randall Clark
Such a sad story
Big Boss did not have a harder life than Snake
>>285056070
Why? Because he murdered a scumbag drug dealer?
Did snake really have a harder life than the guy who is just a spine and a brain at this point?
>>285056128
>I think I can finally do it. Blow my fucking brains out all over this goddamn cave.
>>285056256
Raiden has a family that loves him
hardest life possible,but he still deserved it
>>285056665
Plus he can benchress approximately 600 tons
Meanwhile Snake busts his ass saving the world time and time again and gets nothing for it but an early death, and not even the heroic soldier's death in combat that he deserves
Ludger Will Kresnik
>>285056924
snake had plot armor so its unlickly he would ever die n combat.
>>285055871
Saber had a hard life.
>>285055871
Asura helped prop up the rest of them, he deserved it somewhat.
Alan Wake didn't have a shitty life, he had a shitty couple of days.
>>285055871
Where is Johnny?
>>285058276
he didnt have a very hard life but he deserved it.
>>285057917
I want to protect her smile.
>>285055871
>MacGrath
>deserved it
Why?
>>285055871
SMT 1 hero
Garcian Smith
>>285058276
>he didn't have a very hard life
>Ends up being a meth addict cuck and gets his head smashed by Trevor
>>285056828
>He deserver the hardest life possible beacouse of his parents issues
Yeah, fine.
>>285055871
>Max Payne
>not right next to Isaac and the survivalist
>>285058383
I do too, Saber deserves nothing less.
>>285055871
>abraham burden
>arbitrarily picking a character no-one on /v/ knows nor cares about and will surely ask questions about and google
Viral marketing, nice.
>>285057917
Has that hack ever written a character without a forced tragic back story?
>>285058851
Other than a few pantomime villains, I can't think of any for the Fate series.It suits me fine though since I like bleak stories.
>>285055871
>you'll never play as Randall Clark in a true post-apocalyptic Fallout game
He was the only redeemable part about Honest Hearts.
these two didn't deserve it.
>>285059435
he did
he killed a guy
Nerevar and his already hard and fucked up life that was finally getting better ended with him being back stabbed by his best friends and wife and them going against everything he stood for.
>>285055871
all dem newage game characters. die in a fire, kid
>>285055871
Why Ethan Mars deserved it more than a head of security of a major biotech corporation? He never asked for this, but he should have known the possible consequences of his job
To be honest, I don't think he deserved such a shitty end. Him getting slapped by the police for having an affair, maybe.
But his death felt just unjust.Close casket funeral could also mean he survived and we will get L.A. Noire 2
>>285059501
>last of his species and is doing his damnedest to preserve or revive it
>aligns himself with people who could do either who promise to do so
>none of them intend to back that promise and try to kill him when he asks then to honor that promise
>becomes a complete broken shell in 5
>is possessed by a dragon god in 6
>killed off in 7
>>285055871
Cole but no Alex Mercer?
Thoroughly fucking deserved it
Nameless One - hardest possible - maximum deserved it
>>285059435
Lee slightly deserved it
Clementine definitely did not deserve it
I think Clementine has a harder life than Lee did though because she's so young
Max Payne, by definition, had one really shitty day.
>solid snake having a life that hard
>big boss not clipping off the side of the picture for how hard his life was
>>285060483
He deserved it though, he was already a violent asshole.
>>285055871
This guy had a pretty long and horrible existence and deserved everything untilhe redeemed himself
>>285060259
They did such a hack job with Mercer, he could've literally chosen to be an eternal god emperor of man but instead he blew it on his retard plan and emo feels.
Needs moar SMT
Hardest life possible, deserved it?
Lucas and his father should be here somewhere
>>285056128
Can someone post a screen-cap of his notes ?I've only looted his body (if I remember well.)
>>285060627
this. he's literally the ultimate man and they give him the personality of a faggot
hurr durr feel my pain
Aleph from SMT II, in the line between Jonh Price and York.
>had a really shitty and hard life
>died for our sins
>No Reptile
>No Kenny
>No Clem
>No Lee
>No Heavy
>>285060572
>Max Payne
>violent
Maybe in MP3, which I haven't played yet.
>>285060946
The Sniper was shot after being abandoned by his parents for the second time.
Why do most look the same? are they western vidya characters?
>>285061352
>the fag that always tries to start shitstorms
>>285055871
>No Roxas
Shadow has to deal with fakers all day long
>>285055871
>Adam Jensen
>That close to "one shitty day"
Sure his life wasnt horrible like some others but it was certainly difficult
>>285059090
I don't think Gil does
he's just a prick
This guy signed for a new neat job, then went straight to hell for the rest of his life. He had no rest whatsoever too
Shit chart shit thread
>>285061780
You know nothing of the Epic of Gilgamesh, do you?
>>285061657
Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're not even good enough to be my fake.
>>285061782
I think it goes into the ''shitty day(s)" part of the chart.
>>285061780
He is a prick in F/SN but his backstory (The Epic of Gilgamesh) goes a long way to justify it.
>>285061327
and the sniper was a huge asshole so...
>>285061843
Not a damn thing
>>285059782
>kid
gee anon I hope I grow up to be big and strong like you one day
>>285058160
This. He was a great writer, that just had a shitty day at a cabin. His relationship problems I wouldn't call having a shitty life.
>>285062106
> DK
Clever.
>>285062106
>Megaman not deserving it
he's in clear violation of the three laws of robotics
>>285059937
Well Noire stories traditionally end with the main character's death. But he died a hero, so that's something. Mainly the hardness of his life came from the results of his affair which was 100% his fault.
>>285062106
>Olimar deserving it
He did it for his family, Anon.
>>285062226
He doesn't harm humans and he obeys the orders given to him by Doctor Light.
Granted he doesn't do a good job at preserving his own existence jumping into spikes all the time, but since that's in the process of Doctor Light's orders it's still not a conflict.
Also Mega Man's not an Asimov character.
>>285062376
he kills Wily
This guy is definitely somewhere in the upper right corner
>Angry and jealous whole life
>Replace your body and organs with metal just to fuck with the people you hate forever
>Die after couple millennia to the person you hate the most, ruining your life's work
>Body parts stripped and used by gangsters and druglords as mere production tools.
Where's Kazuya Mishima? Where would he be?
>>285062226
How so? He only ever hurts robot masters. One of the main reasons X was made was so he could circumvent the laws and potentially kill Wiley
>no melia from xenoblade
she watched her father and brother die right in front of her, her mother tried to assassinate her, her sister hates her guts, her entire race is near extinct, she gets the worst AI in the game, and she doesn't even get together with shulk
life literally punched her in the face, then raped her while stabbing her in the back
>>285062457
He honestly does not.
Have a quick, half-assed edit.
>>285057917
Please.
>>285062084
idk, if you only count HL1 i guess
but when you're put to sleep and awoken years later in a fucked up world where everybody counts on you to save the day when you just barely survived an alien invasion on your own... I don't want to live his days in black mesa, but i don't want the rest either really. His life fucking means nothing to him by the end, the games don't mention anything about his family and whatnot but he probably lost everything except 2 or 3 coworkers who still can't do shit without him. His whole life is a toy to the gman
>>285062861
>Kenny
>Deserving it
>>285055871
>No female characters
This is actually very interesting.
>Tryed to save his kingdom even his friends are just too stupid and without balls to do what you have to do
>Get corrupted and be know forever as a Traitor
>OP's image is full of "HYPER-REALISTIC CHARACTERS" that all have the same style
>Nobody jumps on it secret bait
>>285062946
>Meatlocker mishap
>Anger issues
>Cares only about his "family"
>Has crippling salt addiction
>>285063036
Female characters can't have bad lives or you get called misogynist
>>285062326
not to forget his command to burn civilians alive.
>>285063036
I guess Jack from ME2 counts.
>>285062807
> she doesn't even get together with shulk
Even the girl who was initially rooting for her and shipping her with Shulk abandoned her. At least she can legally marry two guys to comfort her.
>>285063176
maybe you are just a retard, anon.
>>285063135
>Implying he wasn't right with the meatlocker
>He knows when he's wrong when he gets angry, and apologizes
>His autistic son went zombie and his wife shot herself
>Not caring about this
And he has to drown out his sorrows somehow
>>285061352
because anime looks so different right?
>>285062326
Sugar Loaf, Ira burning ciivies. Afair was just the topping.
He tried to redeem himself by being the best and honest cop but couldn't win against corrupt criminals.
And not every Noire ends with character's death. At least not as hamfisted as LA Noire has done it.
>>285063235
This is true. I wasn't even thinking about his backstory, just his actions in game. But yeah. The war stuff definitely adds to his deserving it
>>285063373
And that's why he's on the fence. He still does wrong, but he mostly does right.
>>285062106
>Sonic
>Not having the worst life possible if you consider the state the franchise is in
>Randall Clark
That was legitimately sad as fuck
>>285063476
If he mostly does right, he shouldn't be over the line for deserving it.
>>285063487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kMTxGxT7KA
>>285062106
>rockman
*unsheathes katana*
>>285062807
Seconded.
Her entire race being genocide-ed in front of her plus the fact she was NTR'd by shulk kinda pushes her into "hard life" territory.
She was raised as a princess before any of that though, so maybe she qualifies as having "the shittiest couple of days possible."Time-frames in Xenoblade get weird though. You can actually spend years of in-game time doing sidequests and shit, but the plot never advances past a week or two.
I'm thinking that Kratos would be somewhere in the top right corner
>>285062861
>reptile
>no Smoke
Top left box.
>>285055871
>not a single smt character
Am dissapointed
>>285063398
Yes. Western games all have identical characters. There have never been a good western game. Anime and all related media are the pinnacle of entertainment.
>>285063657
>She was raised as a princess before any of that though
Forced to wear a mask in public and being nearly exiled alone in her own villa. Her best friends were her guards and she hated her father until he died.
>>285055871
Gabriel Belmont. His life is fucking horrible.
>>285058473
Evil/Good split leaves him neutral on if he deserved it or not.
>>285063814
Nobody has played that, geek.
Where is the gender equality? I don't see any womyn there.
Hardest life
>>285063814
Edit it yourself. It takes 5 seconds.
>>285059937
He had a close casket funeral because he got torn apart by that water pressure.
>>285059782
>Post telling someone to die in a fire over vidja characters.
>Written by man over 20.
Gilgamesh should be somewhere in the top right, with the CCC version about midway up from the black line on the right also.
>>285063814
All of them are in the middle, towards the bottom.
>>285059782
Warcraft 3> War 1/2
Deal with it, nerd.
>>285064156
was it really life when he was undead?
>>285060946
He didn't deserve it
HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT
>>285064015
Lords of darkness is shit and so are you
>>285064262
>in the middle
SMT1 hero is maximum suffering though
>>285062465I bet that if 5 ever comes out Penelope is going to convert him into his bionics.
>>285063791
>Kerrigan
>not deserving it
>>285062465
>Sly 4
>Can see Clockwerk lurking in the background sometimes during levels
>He's even in the stone age chapter
NO
THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE
>>285062135
then educate yourself
>>285064492
Aleph (SMT II) suffered more than Kazuya (SMT I).
>>285064632
She didn't deserve getting converted into Zerg but after killing the Overmind, she deserved anything she got. Problem is, she got nothing. No just deserts for killing millions, for betraying and murdering heroes, she didn't even use the opportunity to kill Mengsk and partly redeem herself. Kerrigan deserved a lot more than she got but Blizzard's bad writing put "muh waifu" ahead of every sense of poetic justice.
>>285061103
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Randall_Clark_terminal_entries
>save the planet from demons
>get banished for saving the planet from demons
>save the planet from demons again
>get exiled from saving the planet from demons
>get chased and then banished for trying to save the planet from the dead
>gets killed for trying to defend himself from demons
Illidan did mostly nothing wrong.
>>285064476
>>285064743
>what are easter eggs
>what is canon time travel if you really want to stretch it
>>285058851
That's called characterization, anon, and I liked it
We know James had a shitty day, but did he deserve it?
>>285064526
Doubtful. The way time travel has been shown so far is that history can be altered to impact the present, and that there are no stable time loops such as what you are suggesting. In other words, history played out the way it did "before" time travel happened in the present, and then the present-day time travel allowed events to occur that didn't originally happen; everything that history was known to be before time travel was developed is the way it originally was without time travel's influence.
>>285060946
Max Payne kind of deserved everything after the events of Max Payne 1
>>285065384
Difficult to say. Don't his motives change depending on the ending? Like, either he did it because Mary was a burden on him, or because he didn't want to see her suffer.
He could go right on the line like Cole.
>>285065384
Was about to make this exact post.And no, not nearly as much shit as he got.
>Olimar
>deserving it
maybe in Pikmin 2 where he's working for maximum overjew but in Pikmin1 he's just a lost space traveler who misses his family and desperately wants to get home
>Liquid-becomes an arm
>Solidus-becomes a skeleton and is still alive
They had pretty hard lives
>>285065148
>mostly
>>285065523
Lucas should be max. didn't deserve it and mid to high hard life
>>285065523
>Liquid-becomes an arm
Except no he doesn't, Liquid died at Shadow Moses. The arm was just a red herring to disguise the real reason Ocelot was becoming Liquid.
He didn't deserve it.
>>285055871
How do Sam Fisher/Ezio deserve it less than Payne? They're both career criminals who chose their path, Fisher could have had a desk job and Ezio could have stopped after having his revenge
>>285065654
Didn't mean to reply to >>285065523
>>285065806
>Sam Fisher
>career criminal
Snake deserved it, he was born evil and did nothing but propagate an evil agenda. Big Boss was a noble and good man who got dragged through the mud and got driven to extreme actions.
>>285062106
>Olimar in the top right corner
Fisher isnt a career criminal, you dingus.
>>285064476
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>285065392
Well how the hell else will he get his bionics? Remember, due to Thieves in Time easter eggs he is alive (or at least has presence) as far back as the stone age. When an evil mechanic with a the possibility of time travel flitting around that is the most reasonable answer.
>>285065867
He executes people on the order of Lambert you twat, stealth game or not, plus he was in the military
And don't even get me started on the abomination that is Blacklist
>>285066025
>being a government agent/soldier makes you a criminal
>>285065753
Godot did.
Diego Armando didn't.
>>285059660
>>285060309
>Lee deserved it because he killed a guy
Did he deserve to go to prison? Yes.
Did he deserve to see his friends die after all the good things he did for them? No
>>285066127
Killing people makes you a criminal
Also this is the first time somebody has used that meme against me, its kinda funnyblow it out your arse you trippy retard
>>285055871
Jackie Estacado should be way down bottom right.
>Orphan, gets picked up by a lunatic mobster and raised to be a hired killer for the crime family
>Uncle decides to turn on Jackie and calls a hit
>Is a host for The Darkness, who wants complete control and obedience and the Angelus wants him dead
>Crime family shoots his childhood friend and girlfriend in front of him while The Darkness makes him watch
>Finally suppresses The Darkness
>The Brotherhood come and fuck up everything else in his life so they can control The Darkness
>Darkness uses his girlfriend's soul as leverage as it's bound in hell
>He finally overwhelms and tricks The Darkness and frees his girlfriend's soul
>She's the fucking host for the Angelus
>
>>285062106
Samus?
>>285065980
Why does there need to be an explanation that requires Penelope? Nobody had any issue with an immortal owl prior to Thieves in Time, so why does it suddenly now need an explanation? Isn't is possible that he found incremental changes as history went on, and even replaced inferior robotic parts with superior ones when the technology allowed it? And isn't it also possible that he was just highly intelligent enough to develop it all on his own throughout history?
>>285066025
You sound like the kind of faggot that likes Ron Paul on facebook. Kill yourself.
>>285063791
>Gordon Freeman
>over deserved it line
what?
>>285062807
She also says she always thought her father didn't love her until just before he diedI want to give Melly a hug
>>285066239
No, breaking the law makes you a criminal. It's not illegal to kill someone if you were fucking mandated to kill that person by the government that would have to prosecute you.
>>285055871
All I see is western garbage and MGS.
>no Otacon
Where the hell do you place this guy? (pun intended)
>Thought he did the right thing saving Baal
>Followed Tyrael's order and went on a suicide mission to Travincal
>Made it, but too much of a coward to enter hell
>Spent rest of his life as a broken old man in an asylum
>Deeply regretted everything he ever did and died a fool for trying to redeem himself one last time.
>>285066386
I have no idea who your stupid american butpal politician is, go fuck yourself and whatever beliefs you have, stick them up your tight asshole
>>285066530
>herp derp a derp perp
He kills Lambert and directly OR indirectly all those people on the tanker for the JSA
Go stick a hot piece of charcoal down your throat
Bannon from World in conflict
>>285064156
Probably the best example in vidya of hardest life that didn't deserve.
Also special mention to Fei from Xenogears
>>285066756
JBA*
WALKER DID NOTHING WRONGThe player did
Lucas from mother 3 had a shit life lol
>>285066385
I'm not saying he does need an explanation, he is still a force of nature more than a character and really doesn't *need* one. But there is no reason not to postulate. And it is possible that he made most of his own mods but the fact that he has cyber-owls in the goddamned stone age means either he predates EVERYTHING and is a literal force of nature or time travel shenanigans turned him from a giant owl into the monster we know and despise.
>>285066584
His mistake in freeing Baal from the tomb is quite possibly the biggest single mistake in all of Diablo's lore considering what it resulted in (other than Aidan shoving the soulstone into his own head)
I kinda feel bad for him since he's just a simple over-matched human but I'd argue he deserved it. While he's in the asylum he just wants to be rid of the soulstone, not redeemed.
Definitely a constant hard life though, but who DOESN'T have a shitty life in the world of Diablo?
>>285055871
Michael Townly/De Santa deserved it
>>285067394
Or he's from a future where the Cooper clan lived out its full glory and he went back in time trying to kill them at the source, but failed in every era.
Would explain how he knows how to augment himself in case of extensive time travel way past his lifetime.
>Aqua: newly-certified keyblade master immediately tasked with searching for Master Xehanort, at the same time forced to rein in Terra's angst and console Ven's. Constantly has to clean up after Ven and Terra's messes. Has to put her dead master to rest. At the end has to defeat her both of her best friends under different circumstances, then sacrifices herself to purgatory so Terra can have some hope of salvation
>Ventus: heart broken in two, his other half the physical manifestation of all emotions. Used as a nothing more tool to create the ultimate keyblade, but manages to ward off his other half to prevent Xehanort's plan from happening, but at the cost of being put into a coma/being held captive by Sora's heart
>Terra: gullible retard who deserved everything that happened to him
>>285067394
Because it doesn't fit with the established rules of time travel. Don't get me wrong, the Penelope explanation does work, except for the part where it would contradict what has already been established with how time travel works in the Sly Cooper universe.
>>285062106
>>285062336
On one hand Olimar was a hard-working person looking out for his family (who themselves were greedy and took advantage of him) who ended up on a different planet surronded by giant monsters.
On the other hand he killed thousands of innocent beings in order to get him useless objects (like his piggy bank in pikmin 1 after the final boss) to keep or sell for profit.
All without realizing the pikmin were the only beings that loved him for the man he, was not just for his wallet.
>>285055871
>gets branded a kingslayer
>left for dead in the eyes of the people he served
>tortured for years
>dishonored and spat on throughout the game by the people he still fights for
>ends up killing and replacing his own brother and serving the nation he once betrayed to uphold peace
Good thing he never cared about honor and shame. He just wanted to save the innocent from the horrors of war.
Hardest life? For certain it would be thrall
>>285064925
> Reading it again
> Can't contain the sad
He didn't deserve it. But the Sorrows deserved him.
>>285064815
>>285061207
>Aleph
There isn't a spot far enough right for him to go on. Eternal torment through endless reincarnation can't really be quantified on that chart's scale.
Though he probably doesn't need to be that far down. He didn't have much choice, but killing God was always going to have severe consequences.
>>285067503
No stop. I don't want to feel this feel again.
>>285068168
You forgot
>gets replaced as the "main protagonist" by a shallow faggot teenager.
>>285068235
> Thrall
> Hard life
Nigga, pls
>>285068235
Maybe pre-Cataclysm.
After that he becomes godking of the multiverse with his orc waifu, becomes the strongest dragon despite not even being from the same planet as the dragons, then fucks off again without taking any responsibility for pretty much every bad thing that happened between the Alliance and Horde from before the beginning of Cataclysm up to now.
>burden
>implying that his life is ever over
I got you, OP.
>>285067503
if lucas were a line on this graph it would stretch out to infinity in +x-y
>>285068584
That's what makes it hard.
>Must forever live out a seven year time loop in which he wanders through a desert for days, gets tortured, has to cannibalize his friends, etc.
>Doomed to realize his plight each time only in the last moments before the loop begins again
>>285068106
He writes in the log at the end of the game that he believes that the small sense of direction he gave the Pikmin will allow them to work together on their own and not be the weakest, most preyed-upon species on the planet anymore. This is seen when he flies away and looks back and sees the Pikmin being able to take down a Bulborb on their own.
I'd argue that his stuff in Pikmin 1 wasn't really useless; outside of a few things they're parts of his own personal ship. Most parts are required for it to run, and everything else is fairly sentimental (it all gets sold by his jew boss as well, not by Olimar's choice)
He deserves it a lot more in Pikmin 2 but he doesn't really have a choice in either game
>>285068449
That stung too. But at least Vaan and Penelo both kinda fade out even harder into irrelevancy from the middle towards the end of the game.
>>285069009To be fair, one of the endings at least implies that the loop is over.
>>285055871
>deserved it
>Postal Dude
>grew up in a shitty town full of junkies,homicidal madmen,taliban terrorists...
>has a fat fuck annoying wife that always nags him
>every day people try to kill him
>fired from his job
>gets so annoyed from his wife he shoots himself
>wakes up
>apocaylpse
I mean come on the guy has such shitty luck
>>285068235
Definitely not after Cataclysm, he's ascended to near-god status in WoW, killed Deathwing and saved the planet, and has a loving family, and no one blames him for Garrosh (even though they should)
Arthas or Sylvanas are much easier picks, even someone like Uther
Illidan is an interesting choice because he went back and forth so much but in general had kind of a shitty life
>>285055871
wheres tatsuya
>>285069369
Garrosh calling out Thrall on his bullshit was so great in the Nagrand cutscene, it's a shame he was killed off by Thrall in that exact same cutscene though.
>>285069229
Postal 1 is the same Postal Dude.
>>285070001
That has not been proven i believe
>>285063791
ftfy
>>285063791
Wind waker ganondorf should be on there
>his entire race is forced to live in the danger
>they can barely live
>tries taking over hyrule without destroying too much
>hyrule gets flooded
>he wants to revive the kingdom for both his and the people of hyrule
>the asshole king floods the castle again with links help
>even in the final fight where he tries to take links triforce to save hyrule, he only knocks the kid that ruined his life out
>he will forever bee seen as a villain
i feel sorry for him
Magusar, Sympatha, Similia, the nameless sorcerer.
Hell, everyone has had a hard life.
>>285064240
There is no need to separate them. And Gil didn't really deserve shit despite being a dick, he's more like right side but middle on Y-axis. He saved humanity from slavery, set up the hero shit etc.
Where would Nier be on this graph?
>>285055871
How in the fuck did Big Boss deserve it? Also, how is he not all the way to the right? Did you even play any of the games? When you consider all the shit that he went through because of other people, he should be right next to Clark.
Didnt deserve anythin unless you play him as a dick
Super hard life
>>285055871
>Ezio having a hard life.
That fucking nigger doesn't know the meaning of it. Altair had a much harder life. Assassin from birth. Parents murdered. Best friend hates him and ends up being someone he has to kill. Mentor betrays him and he has to kill him. First love murdered. He ends up indirectly killing the next one. Son murdered by aforementioned ex-best friend. His brotherhood is then run into the ground and fucked over progressively with each new game.
He dies alone in a vault.
By the time Desmond basically renders everyone's struggles all for nothing, the Brotherhood is reduced to a bunch of useless faggots.
>Girlfriend tried to kill him in college
>Girlfriend pinned a murder on him in college
>Finally became a lawyer only to find his mentor dead in her office
>Has had to defend his best friends on murder charges many, many times
>His very best friend was kidnapped by a professional assassin, forcing him to defend a guilty man
>Later, that same friend was trapped beyond a burning bridge for days after almost being killed
>Tries to help more people, but gets framed for forging evidence, causing him to lose his job
>What's more, his client disappears and Phoenix has to take care of his daughter alone
>Hatches a seven-year plan to get his badge back while raising a little girl all by himself, getting framed for murder in the process
>Survives blunt force trauma to the head
>Survives falling from a burning bridge into a shallow, freezing river known for being unsurvivable
>Survives being hit by a car and flung head-first into a lamppost
This isn't even counting the time he was tricked into thinking his very best friend was BURNED ALIVE in front of his eyes.
>>285059782
this isnt even bait
this is the real him
>>285055871
aint 47 had a hard life? he was a clone and knows only to kill
>>285055871
rabbit didnt deserve it
>>285055871
jack bauer didnt deserve it and had the hardest life possible and his only friend is chloe
yes theres a video game of 24
>>285055871
Hardest life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOJ91H4mraU
>>285074515
The MoH reboot was shit, but damn...