MEANWHILE...ON MOTHER BASE /v/...
>>284964190
>HQ, HQ!
>Latrine ran out of toilet paper!
>Backup requested immediately!
Anyone here from San Hieronymo?
>I LOVE BIG BOSS SO MUCH
>I LOVE HIM SO BAD I WANT TO FUCKING MARRY HIM MY GOD OH
HQ! HQ! OP is fucking the goat again!
Guys, a cat stowed away in our latest curry shipment, what should we name it?
Who the fuck stole my roller blades?
Snake, I'm going to the play room, where's my damn fiddle?!
GUYS, BIG BOSS AND MILLER ARE FIGHTING IN THE SHOWERS AGAIN
>>284964972
Why don't you ask Paz?
>>284964972
>naming itWhat does cat taste like?
>>284965193
haha this is an epic meme guys!
keep up the good work :)
>>284965261
She's sunbathing.
I think that dike went out to check on her.
>>284964190
>we're not even anywhere close to TPP
>we'll get it Q4 this year if we're lucky
I want to chill in my mother base already.
>>284965748
>not even close
>implying we won't get it 5/5/15
>>284965539
>dyke
Hoooo boy, wait till Dr. Emmerich hears about this...h-he's not gonna start crying again is he?
KNIFE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ON DEEEEEEEEECK!
so chris from r&d said santa didn't exist
Can you believe that guy!
>>284965748
>>284965827
The hell are you two talking about and why aren't you on Intel?
>>284965827
>We get impatient and a small group raids Konami in 2016
>It's abandoned
>Kojima died at his desk 8 years ago after MGS4 came out.What the hell...
>>284965748
Did you play Ground Zero?
>"Guys, who keeps putting fucking cardboard boxes everywhere?"
>>284966257
Yeah, why?
Heard that a nuclear inspection team will arrive later today, hope they finish up quickly so we can get on with our business again
>>284966386
Then you would know mother base is destroyed.
Guys, I am pretty sure that I am a lot stronger than Big Boss, should I beat his ass?
>>284966470
This.
>no soccer on the deck till the inspection's over with
Who the hell are these people and why do we have to please them? Why did Boss authorize this?
>>284966809
I wouldn't, when I joined he took out me and 5 other guys while wearing swim trunks with only his bare hands, you might be stronger, but the man is insane.
Wait, Big Boss! This is my only job! There must be something you can do! Add more positions, replace another guy, put me in another position!! I have a C in Cooking...and a B in R&D! A B! Please reconsider terminating me!This is the best job I've ever had. I want to work for MSF. Big Boss, please don't send me away...
>>284966809
I wouldn't, whenever he even see's us fighting he always gets all fucking philosophical. Last time I had a friendly brawl with my soldier he took my fucking knife and stabbed himself with it.
I can only imagine what he'd do if someone tried to fight him
Has anyone seen Nuke around? He's one cute motherfucker.
>>284966931
That's only because he's a fucking sneaking bitch, I bet 1 on 1 I'll wreck him,
Would you guys a Paz?
>>284967220
I'll take your diamond into battle with me man.
>>284966809
>got knocked the fuck out and kidnapped
>fultoned to this rig in the middle of the ocean
>ended up in sickbay with 2 broken ribs and a collapsed lung
>"should I beat the ass of the guy who killed The Boss?"
LOL! Get back to patrol, Johnny. You ain't fooling anyone.
God damn it who keeps shooting all the frying pans?
How am I supposed to cook with these
>>284967308
Absolutely, dude. It'd be the bomb.
>>284964425
We prefer not to talk about San Hieronymo...
>>284967308
He's 16 you sick fuck
Hey guys, want to join a real army?Come on, I'll be your best friend.
>>284964425
Dude, leave that crap behind already.
Guys, we need to do something about all these armour vehicles. The attack choppers are fine, but we've almost crashed our cargo helicopter 5 times now carrying those fucking tanks to each warzone, only for Zeke to take out the entire enemy battalion by itself anyway. What's the point of these things?
Is it just me or does Mother Base look like Big Shell?
It's always fucking bothered me but I never mentioned it to anyone, I figured there was supposed to be a connection.
>>284967493
I'd love to explode inside her.
>>284967549>he
Shit man, Nile Crocodile got sent off to Capture the Enemy Base 06 with no backup, the fuck did he do?
>>284967691
I'd bring my nukes into her Costa Rica if you know what I mean...
>>284967725
A DUDE?!
It took us 2 weeks to paint all of Mother Base orange, then Boss decides to change his mind and wants it PINK!
At least we have the intel strut done.
>>284967830
There can be only one Doc Croc.
>>284967678
Bss keeps bringing them, I suggest you talk to him, be sure to tell him that he should leave a tank that he defeated by himself on the field, he surely will listen to you
>>284967830
>talking about niles outside of /mgg/
niles pls...
>>284967681
The fuck is a "big shell"? That some kinda codename or something?
>>284967946
>>284967681
Its Kojimer being a lazy cuck
>>284967954
>pink
But that's clearly Golden White?
Ok fags, which one of you threw my shit off the rig, I am taking names. I swear I am gonna claim someone's tags today so you better start yapping.
>>284967681
Big.. Shell?
Anyone down for a soccer match?
I'll be waiting at the helipad faggots
>>284968173
Kojima? You mean that guy on the intel team?
He is kinda weird. I wonder why Boss and Miller like him so much?
>>284964190
Hey guys, has anybody seen Zadornov?
>>284966323
>1975
>he hasn't been in a cxardboard box with Big Boss
Fucking rookies.
STANDING
>>284964425
Yeeea..no, no, fuck that.
>>284968367
He's alright, I like him well enough. Always finds some obscure movie for us to watch.
>>284968497
What doorknob?
>>284968367
>>284968594
That guy handled himself pretty well on that cassette tape retrieval. Boss and Commander Miller saw the whole thing.
>>284964190
Hey guys any know what the fuck kaz is singing, for the party?
Also how the hell does paz know moon speak?
Yo kojima get your twink ass over here and tell us what the song is about.
>>284967572
Somebody call Big Boss, we got another fucking ghost in the base.
>>284968367
>70% of my existence is made of movies.
Is he talking about MGS4?
Hey guys, you noticed a lot more women around?
I'm not complaining but hardly any of them can cook a decent meal..
Every day
Every day this fucking asshole on top of C section throws a damn smoke grenade at the people below and then pisses down all over the place
those anyone knows who is this fucking shit so we can beat his lights out?
I know it is one of the guards from C Block.
Uh guys, Strut-F here. Shits on fire yo.
>>284966774
there's a new mother base
>>284964190
>Kitchen to Acquisitions, we are out of tendies. I repeat WE ARE ALL OUT OF TENDIES.
>>284968836
>>284968594
Oh shit I forgot, it's Friday! Tonight's movie night, what's Hideo got planned? Are we watching Fistful of Dollars again?
Has anyone else been to that Isla del Monstruo Chico was talking about?
A cat took me and Alligator there and we saw a fuckingwyvern
It was crazy!
>>284964190
I wanna fuck Cecile.
>>284968836
>>284969149
i had r&d develop some survellience in her room, still got a bootleg copy of miller tittyfucking that parisian princess
>>284968367
kek. Is this guy making fun of himself?
I mean, MGS=Movie game
>>284964190
>Boss! It's getting crowded over there, I-STOP PUSHING!!
I've seen Huey attach some small boxes with flashing lights to the key structural points of every strut.
Don't know what's up with that, probably nothing important.
>>284969147
Are you fucking high? You're starting to sound as crazy as Boss.
Guys, I don't want to bust the culinary squad's balls. They do good work. But I'm so fucking sick of curry. Costa Rica and Nicaragua are right over there. Surely we can go for a nice fruit salad or something for once. Someone keeps a single banana in the armoury, but I'm afraid to eat it in case it's really a grenade or something.
And what's with the lack of coffee?! I like mate and all, but it's right there. SURELY we could buy a sack?
>>284969124
How many fucking exotic animals is Boss gonna fulton here? That fucking bird gives me the creeps.
>>284965539
That was an odd audio file.
>>284969473
More snacks, too. I'm getting kind of tired of these "Dorito" things...
>>284969364
Yeah, maybe something to do with the IAEA inspection?
All I know is that I'm tired of rehearsing that same old shit every day
I WANT TO KILL SOME COMMIES!
literally the best song in any metal gear game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NVeWjYy5es
Is Big Boss slow in the head or something? I was talking to him the other day and he kept repeating everything I said.
Any of you think it's pretty fucking weird that Big Boss' voice changed from this cool sounding dude to a guy who doesn't talk much at all and slurs all his lines? How is that even possible for a guy's voice to change overnight?
Doesn't really sound like the Snake I know, what the fuck is up with that?
>>284965885
I thought Strangelove was bi?
>>284968906
I hope Paz is cooking tonight. She's the only one that can and I have a taste for that Pinto Gallo she sometimes cooks, despite it giving meexplosivediarrhea.
>>284969758
Yeah, he sounds all Kiefy.
>>284969742
Nah, I think he's just socially retarded
He tends to repeat what you're saying then gets all sweaty.
Then he just calls Miller on the radio for some "box time" or some shit like that.
>>284969147
No. Fuck you. Boss tried to pull this one on me too. South America is lush and dense and all, but there's no way you're making me believe there's a dinosaur or dragon or whatever on the islands. That's retarded.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to paint our mech hot pink and attach the booster rockets.
>>284966470
Yeah, I hope Alligator's birthday dinner won't be cancelled. I made him a ration cake.Think he'll like it?
>>284969758
>>284969846I think Boss has been drinking lately, I think he's depressed about killing The Boss again.B-but don't say anything to him, I don't wanna hurt his feelings.
I want to sniff Paz' used panties so badly ;_;
The fuck just happened? I was off of guard duty and some crazy asshole put a fucking balloon on me.
>>284969942
absolutely, once the inspection team leaves we fix up a nice barbecue on the upper deck for him
>tfw Cecile won't notice me
>>284969758
>>284969846
>>284969995
H-hey guys, whatcha talking about?
>>284969834
Paz is such a good girl she reminds me of my lil' sis, also I've seen her fooling near ZEKE's hangar a couple of times around midnight, should I report this?
>>284970095
Also, where the fuck am I?
>>284965193
Do you remember the way their penises flopped around and hit each other constantly? What good buddies.
>>284970095
>>284970172
see>>284966089
Welcome to MSF btw.
>>284970159
Oh. w-what's goin on Boss?
Didn't know you browsed MSFchan.
>>284969742
Dude the guy is a super old, super soldier or something, he has seen some shit. It is the same with all veterans, there is something odd on how they talk, for example this guy Ze..ahem.
Anyhow, the guy took one too many missiles to the head, so be respectful son.
Zadornov won't stop telling me what his stupid fucking name means.
>>284970251
Looking for the Boss.
VIC VOS!
>>284969619
Seconded, thirded and infinited.
I put that on from the moment I get up to the moment I go to bed.
>>284970251
Sometimes on my downtime when I'm not on a mission.
Oh, and I'm heading out. I'll brb, gotta go grab two little rascals at some detention camp in Cuba.
Lemme know how the inspection went...
Did you guys see that tape with Big Boss in a monkey mask laying porn magazines and TNT all over the enemy base? What kind of technique is that?
R&D master race WW@?
>>284970734
have a safe trip boss, we'll try to keep the base in one piece while you're gone.
Guys I think im in love with Cécile, what do?
I think this is a good thread to ask.
So I want to get into MGS since I never played one of their games. I just got a PS3 for 50 dollars.
Should I get the HD collection or Legends?
>>284970007
You feel it too, don't you?
>>284970910
Fuck off dude she's mine.
>>284969143
We are watching Escape from New York.
Again.
>>284969758
alcoholism
>>284970935
legacy
>>284970935
Buy Legacy collection, play in release order.
Do NOT play chronological.
>>284970910
>>284970972
Get in line negros
>>284970980
What's BB's obsession with Snake Plisskin??
>>284970897
Thanks. I just hope this mission doesn't blow up in my face.
>>284970935
Legacy:
>Metal Gear
>Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
>Metal Gear Solid
>Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions
>Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
>Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
HD:
>Metal Gear
>Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
>Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
>Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
HD doesn't have MGS4, so you should get this one.
>>284970171
I think she might be a closet otaku, probably just has a thing for giant robots.
>>284970935Legacy, it has extra stuff
Now get back on to Intel soldier, Boss' asking us to send another love box again
>>284970980
Man I love watching a Russell flick from time to time but 8 times in a row is just too much
>>284971143
>>284970972
Bring it fuckers, I'll wait for you on the hangar strut
can you get the HD / legacy collection for PS too?
like from the PSN?
i have a broken ps3, bluray drive infinite loading, but mgs 4 for it.
>>284970980
Looks like Boss is gonna miss out on this one. He'd like it, but he's still sleeping and it's been 7 goddamn years. Somebody should go wake him up.
Where's Ishmael?
>>284971058
>>284971071
>>284971262
Thanks guys. I'll buy Legacy.
Uhh guys? I found this weird long pillow outside Ocelot's quarters while I was on cleaning duty and it smells kinda funny. What do? Should we tell the Boss?
>>284970910
med team here, i can provide you with some tranquilizer rounds, stick the contents of it in her ration and she'll be all yoursplease don't tell miller i did that
Is Commander Miller a cosplayer?
I just saw him putting on a long white hair wig and wearing some weird cowboy clothes.
>>284971404
>>284970972
>>284971143
HUH! AND STAY ON THE GROUND AXOLOTL!
>>284964190
fuck, yesterday i had an idea to make a meanwhile on shadow moses /v/ thread but i forgot
dang it bobby, atleast this is cool
>>284971805
>>284971404
>>284971143
>>284970910
>>284970972
Sorry to break it to you but Miller totally fucked her already. And Gazelle. And Swan. And a couple others.
>>284971735
/mgg/ pls
>>284971805
>>284971904
Nigga, I will fight all of you.
>>284971640
Hoo boy another one, just leave it where you found it the jefe grande doesn't need to know
>>284971973
And I will fight you while you fight all of them and win her pure heart
THERE'S A NAKED GUY RUNNING AROUND
SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING?
>>284971640
>ocelot
who
>>284967681
>Mother Base
>looking like a shell
You need to get your eyes checked buddy. Get back to work
>tfw Alligator stole my Mate drink and Curry Paz made for me before being dispatched
Mother fucker now all i get to eat is month old rations till we stock up on more food. I hope he gets jobbed good during the mission
post yfw running around customizable Mother Base in MGSV
>>284972261
Nah that's just the new guy, Raiden. Apparently he's some Cyborg from the future, he's just training on the deck again.
>>284972261
How naked is he?
>>284972329
i'm already back and your curry was delicious
also who wants a free tank, just found that one "laying around" in the middle of the jungle
>>284964190
MAN OVERBOARD
>>284972213
*tips beret
M'lady.
>>284972441
Oh yeah I remember him, he's here to take out those cuban body snatchers right? Man talk about surreal
>you will never spend your days fishing off the side of your base with friends
>you will never save an animal and make it your armie's pet
why live
>>284970972
>>284971143
>>284971404
>>284971904
>>284971805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHp0s2wKajw
>>284965290
> I want some more!
>>284972405
>Running around customized Mother Base
>Have zoo filled with menagiere of goats
>Have staff filled with Russians and Africans that bend to your will
>They all salute you as you walk past them, ignoring the fact you mercilessly murdered their friends in front of their eyes
yfw
>>284972919
>Morpho's arriving at the RV
>this starts playing upon his arrival
Based Morpho. Always had excellent taste in music for infiltration and ex-filtration.
Anyone else find that little Chico kid kinda sexy? I bet I could fit his whole genitalia in my mouth.
GUYS, I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
>>284973367
>>284972919
>>284973384
FUCK. Forgot the track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_kyd6A-iw
>>284973149
>not kidnapping guard pairs
>not terminating the lower rank and fluffing it as the stronger one being forced to throw the weaker one off of mother base while the rest of the MSF chants "One of Us!"
Son please do you even initiation
Hey boys, can I join your MFF thing? Girls can be sneaky too xD
>>284973367
Guys, I... have a crush on Morpho. What should I say to him?
>>284973485
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q
>>284973501
GO HOME SOLDIER GIRL
>>284973367
>>284973513
This is Morpho
You guys realize Morpho is just our helicopter callsign right
there's more than one Morpho
>>284973501
Please we already have enough poon here
how about you go join FOXHOUND or something equally shitty
OH SHIT GUYS, I LOST DD
YOU GUYS SEEN IT?
>>284973384
Stop mumbling weird stuff in your sleep, Paz.
>>284973501
Not with the way YOU walk.
>>284973487
>implying that the daily knife fights on strut F aren't a sufficient way of initiation
>>284973623
Then why is there only one Morpho voice? Explain that, atheists!
>>284973501
We got plenty of battle tested women but unlike you, they're not autists
>>284973575
>mfw imagining flying in with this playing on the loudspeaker
>remember it wasn't out in '84
This is suffering.
>>284973942
oh damnit
who cares
>>284973762
Dude it's called a shitty radio, also we all play it up to see how long it would take you grunts to figure it out.
You don't think we only had one helicopter pilot, did you?
>>284968087
Main Map in MGS2
Why are you late reporting in!?
>>284973942
Is everything alright friend? Because it's 1975
What the fuck is wrong with your boss?!
I was minding my own business, guarding this jungle area, when your idiot of a boss knocked me out and strapped me to a balloon.
I wake up in this shitty secret clubhouse and I realize that I can't return to that work ever again. They're gonna think I've defected! I need that salary for fucks sake! It was a comfy job!
And to make matters worse, your nitwit boss takes one look at me, goes "well, you're a decent fighter, but we're pretty much filled up with better fighters than you" and then he tells me to leave!
And go where?! You're the one who kidnapped me and now you're just throwing me out again because I don't live up to your expectations?
You guys suck!
>>284971513
See if you can get it new, MGS1 and VR missions are download codes
>>284974080
"Main...Map"?
"MGS...2"?
What the hell are you talking about?
>>284974291
Mmm, sorry. Too much of that "e-cigar" Huey gave me.
>>284974080
What the fuck is a MGS2? are you alright soldier?
>>284974421
BOOOOOO GET OUTTA TOWN
>>284972441
Someone tell me again when we got a time machine?
>>284974585
We Made it by accident, It was suppose to be a cardboard box tank
Any of you guys seen that movie that made about the boss when he fought in Russia during the cold war? I thought it was pretty good.
>>284972441
>Hornet cracks wise about Raiden's heels (because cracking wise is the only thing he's good at)
>turns into a wager that four people can't pin him to the ground
I can't believe I lost so much booze on that metal bastard. Where do I sign up for robot arms?
>>284974421
Hey come on now that's how 85% of us got recruited, you'll get over it and then you'll realize that this is a preddy comfy place, right guys?
>>284974585
Nah not a time machine. Hideo was mentioning something about stars and Schrodinger's cat a few days ago for the reason behind Raiden being here.Anyone else find Raiden a little...odd? He looks like something out of those old Astro Boy cartoons.
>>284964190
I'm no rookie, i'm a ten year vet!... but I still can't shake these problems with my stomach...
[groan]
Is anyone else having stomach trouble?
...Oh no not again... gotta go guys!
>>284974810
i have a plan to beat that robot guy
it involves nuke, duct tape and a knife
>>284974834You're fired!
HEY LOOK!
IT'S THE BOSS!
OVER THERE!
>>284974474
I feel there's something off about that wall...
>>284974585
It happened when we got the sauna. Nothing has gone right ever since we got the sauna.
Why do we have a sauna?
>>284974878
>Astro Boy cartoons
That stuff's for kids. You should be reading Cyborg Ninjas, it'll put hair on your chest.
>>284974834
Hey, I overheard the R&D folks talk. Apparently they've come up with a new way of knocking out enemy troops.
I'm not sure why, but apparently it'll result in a lot of us getting fired.
>>284975239
Is that where Huey came up with ZEKE's design? Seriously, it's a pretty big ripoff.
>>284974810
Where's that from?
>>284975038
I'm on board, luckily we got the nukes and knives but THERE'S NO DUCT TAPE EVERYTHING'S RUINED
>>284975098
BOSS? WHERE? WH-You're fired!
>>284975167
It does look like it is in need of some repairs.
Anyone else think Big Boss is really.. attractive? I mean, I'm not gay! But... you know...
>>284975554
Brother there ain't nothing gay about loving Big Boss
>>284975554
Miller pls
Shitter's full
>>284964190
>tfw every night I always hear the moanings of Cecile and Amanda from the room of Big Boss
I can't fucking sleep.
Guys, listen up. I'm about to blow your minds.
Have any of you heard of the Roswell UFO crash? I read this book recently that gave really good evidence that, well, what could only be described as a flying saucer crashed in the desert. The US government covered it up, said it was a weather balloon (as if they know anything about balloons), but some guys recently went through the original reports and found out that everyone was reporting it to be some sort of strange metallic object with bizarre writing all over it. And get this; some people think the military found BODIES. God damn aliens man! It sounds like some crappy b-movie, but man, don't you think it's weird that we've been seeing all this insanely advanced technology since the Cold War started?
Guys....I think the R&D team has been reverse engineering alien technology. Not that they've actually seen the aliens, but well, a lot of them are ex-CIA and if anybody has access to secret schematics, it's them. I mean, that stealth gun is ridiculous. There isn't a single thing like it on the planet. They HAVE to have stolen those documents from the top secret files at the CIA's HQs. I'm pretty sure Crysalis used UFO technology to fly. It's the only logical answer. And, I'm worried we're going to be in some serious shit for using it.
But you didn't hear that from me.
>>284975239
Hey guys I bought this while on a mission in Japland, what am I in for?
>>284974421
>C ranks
>>284975886
Chico go back to bed, it's way past your bedtime.
>>284975554
Boss, Ocelot is talking about you again.
>>284975386
Yep. Wheels accidentally put in a huge order for these with acquisitions and now we have an entire strut stacked with copies of them. The free stuff was nice at least.
Everyone in R&D is super happy about it though, so the Comandante is as well. Apparently a lot of these designs are adaptable into tech we can all use in the field. Don't know about some of it though. Issues 3 and 4 get kind of out there and a lot of the men aren't reading them because they think they're cursed.
>>284964190
Hi guys, I had this weird dream last night.
Let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This isn't one for the kids. OK, so there's this big pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.
Good thing it was just a dream, huh?
>>284976184
>Good thing it was just a dream, huh?
I have some bad news from the Intel Team... take a look for yourself.
>>284976184
Nigga what? There ain't no thing as a "walking tank" other than ZEKE, stop talking crazy
Hello msf, just here for a little inspection, please don't mind me
>>284976184
Not this shit again.
>>284975979
Hey, that's OUR word, maaaan!
You can't use that! You don't know what you're talking about! Stop the hating!
>>284976184
>>284976391
>>284976412Have you been dreaming about Johnny again?It's okay, it's hard getting to sleep with that guy annihilating the toilet at 3am every night.
>>284976469
Holy shit what's up with your face?
>>284976469
Alright, I'll notify Commander Miller...just make sure you don't break anything while you're here.
>>284976469
Nice fedora, faggot. How's that atheism going for you?
>Dream of cooking for everyone at MB
>Sent to I+D instead
...o-ok
I saw Ocelot at the firing range today. He was shooting those old revolvers from the hip and nailing every target dead on, it looks fucking awesome.
I think I'm gonna try that next time we're all practicing.
>>284976703
Atheist? Nah, he's just a Republican.
Hey guys, someone tell Miller that fucking Zadornov run off again.
>>284976717
But that just means you're really smart right? That's pretty good
>>284976983
No. The Boss had the Kitchen full of people already.
>>284976841
Goddamn it. One of us is gonna get fired for this shit...
>>284976841
I don't umderstand why we still keep him around, every goddamn time he escapes when boss isn't around, we gotta dispatch a full team to chase this faggot around
Guys, I just had a great idea. One of the Intel Team cliques got over how I screwed them out of some cigarettes and gave me Big Boss's exact birthday. It's coming up in May!
Anyway, this chick told me that there's nothing he loves more than surprises. So on the fifth, when the Boss is running alert drills in Strut A, she's going to lock down an access corridor with him in it and blast the alarms on full volume so that me and whoever else is up for it can surprise the fella with a big group sneak hug!
Who's with me?
>>284976570
that a long story, but to cut it short, This skull is who I am, my mark, my proof of humanity. I have no country, no language, no face - but I haven't lost my skull.
Btw could you lead me to ......the scientist located
>>284977431
location
>>284977431
You want to go meet science team? Sure, you sound like their kind of guy; intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
I'm working in R&D; why the fuck do we have to upgrade walkmans instead of starting the development of AK47?
>>284977431
>>284977676
H-hold up guys shouldn't we tell Boss about this?
>>284977696
C'mon man I gotta have my jams, am I right or am I right?
>>284977820
He's gotta meet Huey for the tour anyways right? Why do we gotta bother the jefe when he's out on his important mission
>>284969742
thanks motherfucker, The boss just heard you talking about this yesterday, now he doesn't even say a word, and now everytime he talks he sounds like a drunk canadian
>>284978058
He didn't talk to me for three hours straight, finally when I gave up he turned at me and said "Kept you waiting huh?"
>>284977997
You're probably right, worse case scenario we get a bit of scolding from the big guy
>>284978404
Too bad he's the boss so we can't call him out on his stupid jokes right?
>>284978564
I'm not having any part in this shit. If anything, the scolding will befor you.
>>284977820
>>284977997
>>284978564
No need to worry, me and your boss go way back.
>>284978916
>>284978747
Oh come on man what's the worst that could happen? It's not like mother base will blow up or anything and besides the guy just said they're old pals, he's just probably wants to have a couple of cold ones with the boss
