Three weeks.
I actually preordered itfist time since 2003to get my local gameshop break the street date and get it at least a week before release. I can't fucking wait.
We would play it right now if it wasn't for the delay.
>>284686270
sickdark
>>284686365
Japanese cover.
>>284686365
I never thought I'd read such a great post in /v/. Seriously. I agree wholeheartedly.
you're fucking autistic you little dick faggot
>>284686818
You seem flustered.
>>284686527
Stop making me want to re-watch that show
>>284686936
>3DPD
Into the trash it goes.
Template, if anyone wants to use it for neat covers or shitposting.
>>284687124
As a person who waits to play the shit out of this game, I find them pretty hilarious
>>284686365
One of the very few well thought out posts I've ever read on here. You give credit where credit is due and yet you manage to balance it out with some pretty legit critisism.
What's with all the anime girl covers of Bloodborne. Why is this a thing?
>>284686365
I agree
>>284687375
NEET hour
>>284686365
This
>>284686270
this is one of the worst drawings i've ever seen
those proportions are real fucked up
just wanted to let you know.
>>284687375
Does it offend you?
>>284686365
Oh shit I agree
>>284687003
what show
>>284687534
Not really. Just curious how it got started.
>>284686365
Woah this guy is right
>>284687594
Nobody knows.
yo man where the fuck is that ign first video
>>284686365
+1
Completely agree.
I'd buy it and a ps4, if sony didnt charge for online.
$700 for 5 years of bloodborne is pretty steep imo, not only that it's the ONLY game that looks good on the ps4. It's offers nothing else imo. I'd rather spend the money on other things.
If it was $400 for bloodborne and online I'd totally buy it in a heartbeat, but as it stands sony can suck my dick, and this is coming from someone who loves their ps3
>>284688668
It's okay, I'm gonna enjoy it for us both my friend
>>284687375
Sony need to hype their only upcoming game so that the hype carries it for the next year or two until the next worthwhile exclusive comes out.
And NEETs on 4chando it for free
>>284686270
>Three weeks
Math was never your best subject was it?
>>284687124
How did I do?
>>284689616
It's actually 3 weeks if you don't count in this one.
>>284686270
When will the models be ripped so I can make werewolves have sex in gmod?
>Implying you wouldn't
>>284689985
cute/10
>>284689943
would pet
>>284689743
8/10
>>284689943
Holy shit I would kill for a VS game in the style of a Souls game.
Whoops, posted wrong image
>>284686270
do not use the korbo for your filthy pleb games
>>284687375
>weeb game
>gets weeb covers
>woah why.png
just because it's sickdark it doesn't change the fact that it's turbo weeb for neet faggots game, a real game would be neptunia, not this crap
>>284686365
https://archive.moe/v/search/text/Sony%20believes%20in%20diversity%20in%20games%20and%20taking%20creative%20risks./
Ruggarell thread
Whats up with this gay cover art bullshit? talk about the game you weebs or let the PCucks shitpost this this to death.
>>284690649
shut up sperg
>>284687534
>>284686270
>I actually preordered
good goy. I'm sure sony will give you a badge of honour.
>>284686365
Nice pasta you have there Ruggacuck.
>>284690649
But you can become a wolf in Bloodborne.
this is fun
probably a lot more fun than the game will be
>>284690512
>Licking the Logo.
Its perfect!
>>284689985
Looking good.
>>284691242
What is this from?
>>284691436
Do an image search m8
What's the point of this autistic shit?
>Implying it won't be GOTYAY
>>284687375
Sonyggers have nothing to play and they expect to entice more weaboos with those covers, yes they are really that sad.
Why these threads are not deleted on sight is anyone guess.
>>284691490
ah thanks, i keep forgetting that button is there, sorry
>>284690436
5/10
>>284690512
7/10
>>284690487
10/10
>>284690694
9/10
>>284690723
7/10
>>284690819
4/10
>>284690830
5/10
>>284691104
4/10
>>284687003
>show
This meme literally makes no sense.
Literally.
>>284691242
What's even going on in that picture?
>>284687375
sony viral marketing. it's pretty crude and cheap, but effective.
>>284691640
9/11
>>284691719
Retards that do nothing but whine and do nothing to contribute are the worst cancer o /v/
So you've combined moeshit and BloodBorne? What does this accomplish other than making people hate BloodBorne more now, unless that was the goal, well done if so.
>>284691858
>>284687375
The Sony marketers are on /v/. In case you haven't notice.
>>284692013
Neogaf trying to force their shitty maymays here are the worst cancer of /v/. Just fuck off with this shit.
>>284691997
11/10 would fuck
>>284691640
>no bloodborne
And how are people supposed to get triggered? The PS4 sign alone isn't enough m8.
>>284691490
2artsy4me
>>284691320
2/10
>>284692063
Fucking EU covers
>>284686270
>>284686352
>>284686527
>>284687534
What's the point of those?It dosen't make any sense and it isn't funny either.
Maybe is just weebs being weebs...
>>284692356
>Asuras Wrath
>by FROM
My dick can't handle it.
>>284692424
Retards take a joke and run it into the ground without understanding what the point was in the first place.
>>284692424
It's just shills being shills and retards hopping in.
>>284691858
It sure is one of most autistic things that i saw on /v/ in a very long time
>>284692690
>shills
this don't make much sense
>>284686270
>get it a week early
How exactly does preordering let you do that?
>>284692812
so what does the limited edition come with?
def getting a hard copy of this
>>284692608
This actually makes the sickdark meme seem like a funny thing
>>284693024
Rugarell is a well known Sony shill on /v/.
So yes, it does.
>>284692812
That's Rugarell for you.
>>284693173
Would get the nightmare edition but don't want to spend 130€ on it.
Am I triggering shitposters yet?
>>284693314
>>284693435
>Nintendrones really think I'm this dedicated
I simple help the funposters. I didn't even make this thread. I don't even own a PS4 yet but I simply know it's the only console worth owning in 8th gen as I'm an adult and not a little boy playing little boy games aka Wii U.
>>284693480
Looks kinda cool.
>>284687124
heh
Post one called Cuckborne
>>284693583
>consoles
>worth owning
gud 1
>>284693435
What i don't understand is how posting things like this >>284693154 can be considered shilling.
it just seem like autistic weebs thinking that they're triggering people to me
bloodborne plz
I am going to try to word this as nicely as possible, because I know there are children on /v/ that cannot help themselves from getting over-emotional over anything they find offensive.
PC gaming is dying, it is an undeniable truth. Sales are dropping, less and less PCs are being sold, and the developers just flat out don?t care for you anymore. The only reason that developers stopped making PC exclusives is because of pirating. I don?t blame them, I wouldn?t leave my main source of income in the hands of thieving pirates either. Most of the exclusives PC gaming gets these days are poorly designed indie games, and that?s only the indie developers using you as a stepping stone because they cannot afford to publish games on consoles. To pay extra money to game exclusively on PC is the most idiotic thing you could possibly do in regards to gaming. Consoles and PC do the exact same thing video-game wise, and you would have to be an oblivious fool not to realize this, and that is exactly what you are if you use PC as your primary platform.
Valve, what /v/ proclaims as the savior of PC gaming, has even caved in to their own thirst for money and abandoned the platform of PC. They're making a console because they know that this will stop the pirates from completely destroying their profits. You have nothing left now.
>>284693154
who is this semen demon?
>>284686270
Can I join?
>>284693583
jesus christ
>been watching gameplay footage since its announcement
>looks boring as fuck
I'm thoroughly convinced most people are playing Souls games to re-affirm they are "hardcore gamers" and few play the games for sheer enjoyment.
$460 to gain some street cred with /v/irgins ain't worth it.
>>284693583
At least put your trip back so i can filter you.
>>284692013
>contribute is posting epic chinese cartoons with the bloodborne logo
>>284693690
Best so far.
>Bloodborne tells the story of two monster girls who fall in love with each other, though their love is forbidden since they are from two different species. Also, they're girls, and girls can't love other girls.
>>284692812
>>284692424
just let them continue their weeb circle jerk,it'll probably die quickly
>>284693453
Why do europoors get all that sweet shit while americans get a digital soundtrack and a tiny art book? The fuck is up with that massive difference in quality?
>>284694047
Too blurry m8.
>>284694317
I like them legit. I think most people do. It's not even like they're actually difficult or anything. The only difficulty comes from not knowing whats next. Thats why they're all suddenly super easy on the next playthrough.
>>284694317
people are convinced they will feel the same from playing dark souls 3 years after demon souls even though its been less than a year since the last game came out. this game could kill the souls formula
somebody put this behind the cover, I'm shit at photoshop
This thread sure makes me ashamed of enjoying anime
Daily reminder that PS4 won 8th gen so it's best to just stop crying, go buy one, and have fun
No amount of shitposting will stop the PS4
It has sold 20 millions units and still going strong
It has all the 3rd party devs from both Japan and the west making games for it at a fast pace
PC is irrelevant
Wii U is irrelevant
Xbone is DOA
>>284695016
>>284694990
You should already be ashamed you degenerate NEET.
You've been a blight to mankind well before some autists put some make-believe sluts on a game cover.
>>284695016
Games are irrelevant too
Long live Cinematic Experiences!
>>284686365
that's a big butt
>>284695016
Consider this:
Why do I need to buy one while it has barely any games worth playing when it's already going strong and getting games in the future?
>>284691031
stay mad
This some new maymay?
>>284695464
for you
>>284695016
but where are the games boss
>>284695210
>look mom,i'm edgy!
>>284695016
>still going strong
it had the biggest sales drop after christmas in the history of console sales, that is why it hasnt actually sold 20m
>>284691181
no you are a WEREwolf, it's literally a whore wolf, not pure at all
>>284695591
>look mom, i'm a social outcast
>dealing with drivers, patches, hotfixes
>70% chance of an error message popping up when you first start a game, forcing you to deal with game files and searching forums to fix it
>unoptimized ports everywhere
>no games, basically just mobile, simulator and old strategy ones everyone has played thousands of times (Starcraft, Dota, etc)
>always-on DRMs infest game releases on PC, even Steam has problems going offline
>games, whenever they come to PC, get released months later (GTA V still isn't out for PC)
>some games just don't feel right on it (MGS, Final Fantasy), despite the controller support (which requires, you guessed right, drivers, patches, hotfixes etc)
>mod community removes the soul and director's vision for games released on the PC platform
>have to upgrade every 8 months, despite being stronger than consoles
>most likely than not, you'll be playing while sitting on a chair that's not as comfortable as your couch / bed
Remind me why PC game is good again?
>>284695717
It's not
>>284695695
>this projecting
why you are so insecure anon?
>>284695916
>insult someone
>muh projecting
nice meme
>>284695016
Fal would never bully anyone.
>>284695591
Most of us non-NEETs dont live with our mothers
Too bad youll never know that feeling, you permavirgin
>>284695717
man if this applied to today's consoles i wouldn't have bought a gpu
10/10 bloodborne thread m8ies
>>284695717
>That can be a thing
>Massive exaggeration
>Sometimes a thing, but not if you don't play ports.
>Ha. PC has so many games it's fucking stupid. My Steam library has like 190 games I haven't even played.
>That can be a problem, yes.
>That can be a problem too, but it isn't universal. Many games have pc versions when the console releases. Depends on the game.
>Lol wut?
>Because you're forced to use mods right?
>Also a lie. I've had my pc for 3 years and haven't upgraded a single thing. Can still play any game that comes out.
>Or I can route the display to my giant tv and play using wireless controllers and keyboard/mouse from the comfort of my sofa.
3/10. Apply yourself.
>>284696397
just don't reply to ruggarel
>>284696035
>assuming things about people you don't know on a anonymous image board
It seem like projecting to me anon
>>284696141
Most of us non-NEETs dont live with our mothers
Too bad youll never know that feeling, you permavirgin
>>284696581
>assuming
But i know for a fact you like anime...
>>284695717
>most likely than not, you'll be playing while sitting on a chair that's not as comfortable as your couch / bed
How do you know how comfy is my crotch/bed?
>>284696761
>all people that like anime are NEET's
>want me to believe that this is not projecting
ex prime minister of japan claimed to like anime my insecure friend,you think that he's a NEET?
>>284697090
I wasn't the guy that said you are a NEET, i said you were a social outcast.
>guy from japan
>likes anime
yeah so?
>>284697350
lel
>>284697230
>guys that's not a neet/social outcast
>likes anime
I can give many examples to humiliate you more,just say the word
>i said you were a social outcast.
applies in the same way to what i said,so you still look like a insecure faggot to me,sorry
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE IGN UPDATE?
>>284697718
yeah whatever buddy
>>284697821
>yeah whatever buddy
it's always a nice thing to put retardeds in their places,good thing you learn the lesson anon
>>284698243
>retardeds
yeah sure buddy
>>284698321
>losing a argument
>time to find grammar mistakes!
kek
While I think this is stupid and uncalled for, the normalfag tears just for this is hilarious. Where do you think you are?
Presenting Bloodborne, the tales of reddit normalfags desperately fighting trough 4chan trying to find a place suitable for their cancer, and never finding it.
>>284698461
IGN are a bunch of incompetent cunts
N E V E R E V E R
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>>284698461
i don't even know what you're talking about buddy
>>284698461
>posting Bloodweeb images
>thinking he's not part of the cancer
>>284698845
>>284698746
Redditors pls fuck off
>>284699070
>redditors
>posting images that don't make any sense
>making a joke that don't make any sense
>redditors
It has nothing to do with anime,the joke is stupid because it has no point,I have nothing against anime/otakus/weebs or whatever but i think that this meme is incredible autistic regardless
Are weebs literal cancer?
>>284698461
>normalfags
>thinking that jacking off to cartoons all day makes you special
>>284699586
This thread is proof of that
Better pack up soon to the bloodborne general!
>>284697350
>NEET leaves his house
You lost me.
>>284701118
NEET=Not in Education, Employment, or Training
NEET is just a guy who doesn't work or study,he can leave home and do other things.
You're confusing the terms buddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori
>>284701471
Are you weebs this retarded?
>>284701581
Prove me wrong then.
>>284701581
Not every NEET is a shut in and not every shut in is a NEET. They just overlap a lot, but they're not synonymous
>>284701769
Oh really? It's not like that was a joke based on a stereotype or something.
>>284701471
>>284701660
>being this defensive
>>284701769
This reminds me of people thinking that weeaboo=people that like anime
>>284701921
>Oh really? It's not like that was a joke based on a stereotype or something.
>joke
>joke
are you this retarded?It's a real world problem and the terminology was created in the UK
I was dreaming about it last night and I'm afraid it won't meet my dream expectations
>>284702246
>NEET leaves his house
>You lost me.
That was the joke dummy
>>284697350
>>284701921
>being this defensive
so...you can't prove me wrong?Good to know
I can't believe I'm hyped for a videogame in the year 2015.
THREE WEEKS
>>284702762
Prove what wrong? This >>284701118
is a joke. You know what a joke is right? Stop sperging out.
>>284702360
Many people really believe what you said,so i don't the problem with the guy explaining
>that feel when no PS4 to play bloodborne
>>284702957
see*
>>284702973
I'm gonna play it for us both, qt
Can we please go back to discussing Bloodborne again?
>>284703634
Who's that?
>>284704259
Anita Shekelstein
>>284704259
Nobody, let's keep it that way.
man i REALLY hope that it won't flop
Destiny almost killed me
New footage
>>284704083
>i'm retarded mom
Why do the nips always get the best cover art?
How much money does the sony shill get paid per post?
>>284704918
God damn it. I shouldn't watch but I will.
>>284705301
4free
>>284705301
you mean weebshill right?
>>284704918
Whats with his coat blowing while opening a door?
>>284705775
sameshit
>>284705301
>Implying people aren't doing it for free
>>284705847
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind
>>284704918
Is it going to be an entire stage or just a single bossfight?
>>284705995
Probably just a boosfight with some more info. You can also see he gains Insight as soon as he sees the boss.
>>284705970
>Coat blowing towards camera
>Wind coming from enclosed room with no visible windows
Neat.
I wonder if I should put something on the shield?
>>284706468
It's the old air escaping. It's been holed up in there for so long, it rushes out because it wants fresh air, creating wind.
Someone please explain the covers. What do they have to do with the game? How does it promote the game? Are they for shitposting? How so?
They don't even have any gold face or anything.
HELP
>>284706785
How bout a golden face?
>>284707193
>What is fun
Holy hell /v/, how long has it been since you've smiled?
>>284707674
How is this fun? Why now? Why this game?
>implying this isn't new
>>284707193
Well, I'm going to mansplain it to you: It's always said that Japan has the best covers for their games. Anons took it to the point when a game such as bloodborne will have a pretty cover and the are memeing around that idea.
>>284707804
Not this guy but it's kinda fun to make covers. Why Bloodborne? Because Bloodborne threads are usually filled with shitposting and console war, it's a nice change for once.
>>284707804
What people find fun is subjective.
Oh wait, I forgot that /v/ can't comprehend differences of opinion.
>>284686270
It wouldn't be very fun if you got it a week early since the servers probably wouldn't be up or the devs would fuck with people who got it early by adding stuff like black phantoms everywhere.
>>284708249
I don't pay for Playstation plus at the moment anyway and want to experience Bloodborne completly offline and pure.
>no guides
>no multiplayer
>no help
>final destination
Already did it with Dark Souls 2 and had a blast.
#thisis4theplayers
>>284708517
You're gonna leak some stuff here right?But not too spoilerish.
>>284708603
Did she spill her cream?
Poor girl.
>>284708630
Probably, but I doubt somebody is going to read it between all the shitposting.
>>284708846
I just want a confirm on the new hollow form where you turn into a beast and have to hunt players to revert back.
>>284686270
You fucking weeb stop posting those stupid anime covers, it's completely unfitting and makes you look worse than the sickdark guy
>>284710512
No
>>284686270
Korbo cute
>>284712619
If I took that curse out, would you die?
>>284712943
It would be extremly painful.
>mfw I was the one who started this bloodborne cover art craze in some obscure bloodborne thread
>>284707674
>fun
>a ''Joke'' that don't make any sense
>Fun
At least do something concise that make sense,this shit is just autistic.
I'm missing the sickdark guy and that should tell you something
>>284715406
It was originally an attempt to replace the god awful cover of the official version. Here are all my versions of it. I eventually posted an exploitable one so people could make their own.
>>284688668
That's fair enough and I understand. If I had a gaming PC I'd probably feel the same. As it is with me having to use macs for work I'm happy with my PS4. It's the only way I can play wolfenstein, alien, the evil within etc etc. I am also quite fond of sony exclusives and am looking forward to uncharted, the tomorrow children etc. Plus I don't mind paying for the online as I always got PS+ anyway, which has been very good imo. My backlog is fucking massive because of it.
>>284707674
This is what weebs find fun?
God..
>>284686270
This is officially the most autistic meme on /v/ to date
>swing
>dodge
>swing
>dodge
repeat x100I never really liked the souls gameplay because of that
>>284686527
Alright, where is this chick from so I can just know?
>>284694514
Europe's get that version too, its the standard CE and the one I've preordered
>>284689743
>also on PC
>mfw i know this will happen because dark souls 1 and 2 sold like crack on steam
>>284717613
just like demon's souls
>>284715687
