"If you go and you eat a steak, if you pay $100 for a steak that tastes like the best steak you've ever had in your life, but it's only 200 grams, versus paying the same price for the worst steak you could want — but it's all-you-can-eat. There's an argument to be made that one is better than the other depending on who you are. If you just want to be full all the time then all-you-can-eat terrible steak, maybe that's for you?"
See what you fucking did?
http://www.gamnesia.com/news/the-internet-is-the-new-playground-for-bullies-says-the-order-1886-develope#.VOk4D_nF_ng
>they actually fucking think their game isn't short AND bad
Cry more.
>>284248949
>See what you fucking did?
Stop bullying me
>they're still claiming it was a speedrun
>our game is the best game ever so that excuses it being shorter than a british TV series
Too bad this is a $100 terrible steak, then.
>>284248949
So they're saying their steak is top-notch? What the fuck? These arrogant faggots.
>>284248949
Too bad The Order is a figurative $100 dog turd.
>calls their game a $100 steak
>has a schlocky plot that would get blasted in any other medium, some of the blandest gameplay seen in years, and made sacrifices for technical feats that don't even touch what other developers have accomplished
Difference is the 100 dollar steak tasted worse than a 5 dollar indie game
>I'm excited to hear what people who have actually played the game think about it, how do they feel about the quality and the quantity?
Well that's good, because pretty much everyone (including critics) who played it (that isn't neogaf) largely took a shit on it. But those people are all bullies who can't properly appreciate the 0.5oz steak they were served
You could say it's their reputation that's at steak here :^)
>everyone says your game is shit
>it cant be shit everyone is just wrong its a conspiracy
>comparing their game to steak in any form
This game is poor quality beef at best.
>>284248949
I like good stakes and I feel offended by that comparison.
>>284249478
Fuck off, Carlos.
>>284249587
You know a game is shit when it's AAA and even Kotaku is panning it.
>I'm excited to hear what people who have actually played the game think about it, how do they feel about the quality and the quantity?
Well the only people who would buy it at this point are Sony fanboys, so yeah they'll love it even if the really hate it.
>>284248949
God these people are so fucking despicable. Some enraged really should go push their fucking faces in the dirt for this travesty. They act like they've done nothing wrong. That none of this is deserved?
They truly believe their game was good enough to be considered a steak. At most, at FUCKING most they are just as good as the rest of the trashy food around and thats being kind. If it was amazingly fun like MGR i'd see why its a little short. But no, they're charging full price for a meh third person shooter with a meh cinematic experience. This industry needs and deserves a crash. These developers need to die and let some indie fags rise from their ashes. These developers have failed and its time to give some new people a chance. Hell, the fags who make games like besiege could make incredible games if given the resources. If these developers are making trashy rushed products i don't see the problem in them dying out. These consoles need to be erased as well, their monthly fees and other horse shit has ruined a lot of what consoles were. We need to wipe the slate clean again.
That analogy about steak made no sense
Yeah I can get an all-you-can-eat shitty steak buffet for 5$
I can also get a top quality all-you-can-eat steak for 5$, and I have access to steam, which in this fantasy world of steak is like access to tens of thousands of different steak places.
So why the fuck should I eat your steak.
I can find so much more steak for so much less and its so much better.
Fuck im hungry now.
>>284248949
>$100 mcdonald's cheeseburger
>have to watch a 2 hour documentary on the history of mcdonald's to eat it
>you get to take a bite every five minutes
>>284249587
Look at all these bullies.
>>284249587
>walking is now bad
I guess it's only good when it features lesbians.
>Trailers show lightning guns and fucking werewolves
>Developers later say gameplay isn't important
Talk about a bait and switch. Glad this is getting panned
>>284249587
>a dreary joyless lump of a game
>6/10
I like to bully.
It gets me off . Esp if theres a sub sissy to bully who likes it.
>>284248949
I don't like the chef.
>>284249687
The same people will rave about the next mediocre game like Uncharted or TES.
>>284249819
and at the end you realize its not a cheeseburger but a hamburger
Imagine going to a restaurant and paying $100 for a steak and its the worst steak you ever tatsed, that is the order 1886
Or I could go to Texas Roadhouse or equivalent restaurant and get a 10oz. prime rib for $16.99 enjoy my mother fucking excellent prime rib for a reasonable price and go home without feeling like I've been ripped off.
>>284249896
Kotaku smashed it the most
Funny how i never heard anything good about that site , yet....
Wow, he's literally saying that people are bullies for disliking his product.
>>284249959
At least those are games.
>>284248949
No, this can't be. They are crying like fucking PHIL FISHER
Did this retarded fuck actually imply that his 5 hour QTE movie is good in any way, shape, or form?
>>284250068
It was also sized like a quarter of a standard steak
The Order 1886 is like paying $100 for a steak and they serve you a plate of Steak-Umms.
Ah, so in the end...you're all just a bunch of bullies, huh?
This is just too good.
It's called The Order 1886 because there's only 1886 seconds of gameplay
>>284249587
>shittaku, ign and polyshit now to pretend to be "games journalists" and not bloggers
When will fucking gaming "journalism" die? It needs to end fucking asap.
>>284248949
>MUH HIGH QUALITY STEAK
This is the way I describe the Order;
>You pay 12 for a movie ticket on the high end
>Ten for a large popcorn
>Four for a large soda
>26 dollarydoos for one person to go the the movies
The Order is
>60 dollars
>No popcorn
>No soda
>Ignorant devs that cry about muh art
The Order is shit, and anyone who defends it is also shit. It's an overpriced movie that would get panned if it wasn't for the fact it's being pushed as some artsy bullshit.
>>284250324
That's insulting to Steak-Umms.
>>284248949
>The Internet is just a bunch of bullies
>I'm excited to hear what people who have ACTUALLY played the game think about it :^)
This sort of faggotry wouldn't be acceptable in any other business.
I hate video games.
Okay so me and a friend just finished The Order 1886 in about 3-4 hours yesterday.
Fancy graphics, I can agree with that, the game looks fantastic, especially the facial animations and such.
Too bad the game is literally BORING AS FUCK, within 15 minutes we were both bored as shit, the story sucks and the only two interesting characters are the Indian rebel leader and her little sidekick.
The gameplay is just so fucking bland, walk into room press context button, walk into next room, check high objects everywhere (WONDER WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN) shooting segment (with modern weaponry as well, because can't do anything actually fucking interesting) walk into next room, quick time event, walk into next room, context button press to examine something, walk into next room CHEST HIGH OBJECTS! gun fight, 10 minute cutscene.
Oh and don't forget the obligatory shitty insanely boring stealth level where if you die you literally just start back 5 seconds from where you die from.
Fucking hell the game is so generic and bad. They couldn't even do anything interesting with the steam punk 1800s setting like interesting weapons at least. I shit you not, you use modern weaponry in this game, automatic rifles.
The Order 1886 is awful, it is literally everything that is wrong with modern AAA gaming. Very pretty, but bland and boring as fuck.
>>284248949
>thinks the game has the same quality of a 100$ steak.
Its more like if you got five square centimeters of mcdonalds hamburger and called it a 60$ steak.
>>284250517
>Paper Mario quotes
Everytime
>>284250229
TES has content, but its not particularly well made content or fun content. It doesn't look good vanilla, the voice acting is poor, and the story is the worst part of it and the story is fairly short in all TES games. Is that an accurate way to describe TES? It can last 100 hours, but its not particularly memorable or interesting it just has alot of whatever it does have.
I played 20 hours of Far Cry 4 was it sure as hell was a mediocre 20 hours full of repetitive side missions and a boring open map.
1886 is a 6 hour mediocrefest so its not much better. It doesn't have good anything but looks and audio/voice work, and its sure as fuck not worth its price point.
He does have an argument though. I don't think TES games are worth 60 dollars because they are sold on 100 hours of awful to mediocre content.
Uncharted 4 is literally going to be the same as the last 2 games, and games in the past have been panned for just being more of the same. Except Naughty Dog gets a free ride when it comes to reviews.
>>284250517
>Giggle at the line
>Imagine Mario actually saying it
>Giggle louder
I love Paper Mario.
>>284250526
The Bargain Bin: 18.86$
>>284249587
>so overconfident in their pile of doshit they neglected to bribe the SJW press
what is it with retards and restaurant analogies
>>284249687
They are panning it because people are already shitting on it. I am pretty sure DA 2 was praised by the media before people saw how shit it was.
>>284248949
>$100 steak
The ego on these bitches.
>>284248949
>these are the agenda pushing trash that console kiddies prop up
here they come for the internet
thanks again losers
If The Last Of Us was the "Citizen Kane" of gaming, The Order 1886 is the Ishtar of gaming.
>>284250701
He doesn't have a point. He doesn't understand the industry nor what people want. The Order 1886 encompasses everything wrong with Sony.
>>284250989
Americans
>>284248949
Are they literally saying their game is the best game ever?
>>284249587
Rofl
Stay mid kiddo.
>>284249896
The 6/10 is from destructoid. Kotaku doesnt give numbers.
This game gives me hope. It's going to lead to a crash, and a subsequent golden age for AAA games.
It'll get worse first though. I honestly thought we'd had it with DNF, but nope, The Order just dethroned Duke, and I guarantee something will dethrone The Order.
>>284251179
mad*
Autocorrect.
>>284251230
At least duke wasfun
>>284251139
Sony doesn't even own RAD m8
>>284248949
>they legitimately believe that their game is good
What a bunch of pretentious shits
>>284251230
The Last Guardian will dethrone The Order 1886.
>>284251179
*Stay rad kiddo.
Sry posting from phone.
Would you rather play a game with CONSTANT QTEs or an Old ass game like FEAR?
![mag-article-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NShWDjP.jpg "mag-article-large[1].jpg")
>Spend 5 years working on the game
>Admit gameplay is pretty much an afterthought all through its production
>Claim it's bullying when fans complain about lack of gameplay.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANTED THAT STEAK RARE! YOU'LL HAVE IT WELL DONE AND LIKE IT!
WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING THAT THERE'S HARDLY ANY MEAT THERE, THAT T-BONE LOOKS AMAZING!
YOU WANTED VEGETABLES TO ACCOMPANY THE STEAK? FUCKING ENTITLED ASSHOLE!
Why are people so god damned sensitive these days? If i made something i would want honest criticism, especially if my creation was a failure.
That way i could do this thing called "improve" and "be better".
But these fuckhueg cry babies with paper skin insist everyone is a bully because they are telling the truth.
It may be because i'm a blunt person, but i prefer the truth to a pretty lie. Fuck muh feelings.
![tCG4xu2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lgrO03W.gif "tCG4xu2[1].gif")
>>284251098
what anime?
I played the entire game in one sitting at a friends.Your friend is the werewolf at the end and you shoot him.
I would pay no more than $20 for this, there was absolutely nothing of note about the game. It was Gears of War lite.
>>284250642
>finished The Order 1886 in about 3-4 hours yesterday.
>lol i troll u XDDDD
Boy you sure fooled me!
>>284251359
Everything about F.E.A.R. is good except the game itself, the level design is so bad it makes HL2 seem passable.
>>284250083
No lie. I love Texas Roadhouse. That's a seriously great piece of meat. Probably the only chain outside of the crazy places like Mortons/Ruths Chris that I don't need to put sauce on the steak. None in south florida... :(
>>284248949
>The Internet is the New Playground for Bullies
>>284248949
I went to a really, really expensive restaurant one time for dinner. The food tasted pretty good, but when we were done I was still hungry. When we got back home, me and my dad had a doughnut each and some bread + butter. It was kind of bullshit, really. However, I've been to other expensive restaurants that had really good food and also good portion sizes (often smaller portions than in cheaper restaurants, but that's fine because it means you can get more courses in).
I can't really remember where I was going with this, but anyway 1886 is fucking bullshit.
>>284251456
>shitting on hl2
inb4 valve butthurt replies.
>>284251179
>gamingtrend
>canadian online gamers
>game over online
Literally who
>GameTrailers
Probably bought
>Merlin'in Kaznini
My sides
>>284251337
They paid there wages and development on this game for 5 years. They enabled it. The signed off on the milestones during development. They published it. They marketed it. They enabled Ready At Dawn. The empowered Ready At Dawn to make this because they think they know what is best for the industry. They think Cinematic Games are what consumers want.
>>284250801
Alright... youg ot me. I loled.
>>284248949
When a corporation gets so salty that they release a statement which amounts to "no but you're all wrong - our product is good; you just have shit taste" you know you've won.
>>284248949
Even if it's a fucking $100 steak, being "well done " is still going to make it taste like shit.
remember when sonyggers were shilling this shit to death like it was the saviour of the ps4?
cant wait till bloodborne sucks too
>>284251393
Boku no pico
>>284251456
This is how I feel about the new Syndicate reboot. It plays well but its everything wrong with modern FPS games and it also shits on Syndicate.
>>284251682
Not really. I think /v/ abandoned the game completely when about a year or so ago the lead designer or someone said they put story and graphics before gameplay and that gameplay is just something they have to put in a game.
Maybe you were taking bait/shitposting threads seriously, because everyone shitposted the game.
>>284250642
You couldn't have made it more obvious that you've never played it. Watching a YouTube video for 5 minutes doesn't count as playing it. Pretty pathetic you put that much effort into that wall of text.
>They couldn't even do anything interesting with the steam punk 1800s setting like interesting weapons at least. I shit you not, you use modern weaponry in this game, automatic rifles.
Now you have to be fucking trolling. Do you know what "steampunk" is? Holy fuck you're a retard.
Are they going to call Sony bullies when Sony doesn't buy their studio?
>>284251618
>Platinum was Capcom's AAA Developer before they split off to form Clover, died, and became Platinum
>Nintendo and Microsoft give them the budget to make a game that ranges from AA to AAA and they show they know how to develop in those ranges, since they've even developed Middleware before
>Ready at Dawn is known for ports and PSP games
>Sony gives them the budget to make a AAA game
Why is Yoshida so fucking retarded?
>>284249587
i really feel like they are trashing this game to try and cover up the gg shit thats been going on.
watch them hype up the next shit sony game
>>284251327
I'll give you that. His game got a little better with DLC, and he'll always have DN3D and an endless supply of cheese and nostalgia to rest upon.
Who knows, maybe they can add something to The Order. It's getting sad how AAA games are though.
I freely admit I had/have fun with Shadow of Mordor, but sometimes I'd stop paying attention and think I was playing Assassin's Creed, then I realized there's a fuckton of games that emulate the freerunning thing.
>>284249587
So the SJW sites hate it? Why? Is it the next Hatred?
How full of yourself do you have to be to think for a second that you created the best game ever? Because that's what that analogy implies.
>>284252056
He's old and a suit. He's the guy that greenlights and finances games.
>>284250903
You should giggle all the way to 9gag, mate.
>>284250324
I just had to Google that. Why in God's name is that a thing!?
>>284252375
Nah, I think I'll just put the picture on my tumblr. Thanks, though.
Dana Jan went to the Brianna Wu School of Marketing
>>284252360
> Yoshida thought Demons Souls was unbelievably bad
He should be the patron saint of /v/
>Make a game.
>People criticize it.
>Nuuu pls stop bullying us we made this so perfect :'(
Developers like this will never be respected if they're not willing to listen to what people have to say so that they can better themselves.
>>284249354
The game critically bombed idiot
>Our game is good! Real customers tell us it's the best game they've ever played!
>It's just the bullies and trolls who give us a bad name
>people think the internet is a playground and we are bullies
>implying the internet isn't the wild west
>implying we aren't cowboys
>implying www doesn't stand for wild wild west
Who /www/ here? We can fight off this industralist nightmare if we band together boys.
![SuperPaperMario-MessageBoards[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yi6prI8.jpg "SuperPaperMario-MessageBoards[1].jpg")
>>284250678
This one is probably relevant to the thread.
>comparing games to food
can you be more of a /v/edditor
>WAAAAAAAH OUR GAME IS GOOD ITS JUST FUCKING TROLLS WHO DONT LIKE IT WAAAAAAH
This is the world we've created. We share air with these people.
>>284252360
I'm sure Iwata is older than Yoshida, right? And he's been at Nintendo not even half as long as Yoshida has been at Sony.
But somehow he knows how to do his job. Disregarding NoA. NoJ is perfectly fine.
Then again, SCEJ is perfectly fine too, but Sony gives more fucking money to SCEA now.
>>284250642
you clearly havent played it. The cutscenes are unskippable and they are 3 hours alone.
>do i fit in yet?
>>284252465
>Steak-Umms
food for old people anon
>>284252852
>Sharing air
>Not having your own oxygen tanks
>>284252739
> cowboys
> anything of merit in the wild west
Go home hollywood and take your cigarette myths with you.
>>284252056
>Sony thought people would be more interested in The Order than Bayonetta 2, so they put their money towards that instead.
>>284252930
Shuhei came from Sony Corporation. He's a suit. He doesn't understand game development. He's not a creative. Iwata was an accomplished programmer. He worked in the industry. Two people with totally different backgrounds.
Sony Japan is shit btw.
>>284252973
>breathing
>>284252687
fuck those cunts
>It's intended to be a cinematic experience
>Devs said gameplay was not it's focus many months ago
>People are shocked when it's mostly cut scenes
Goddamn people are dumb. Do you guys really come on /v/ just to bitch about a game you have no interest in? Is your life really that pathetic?
What is with video games and shitty food analogies? This stupid steak thing has me wondering why everybody just compares video games to eating. Are people this fat?
>>284253069
Considering Bayonetta 2 didn't sell after Bayonetta 1 didn't sell?
>>284253185
Yeah, this place should be a hugbox echochamber where we endlessly praise a "game" made by people who wanted to make a movie but didn't have the talent.
>>284251098
whats the source on pic?
>>284253208
America.
>>284251139
PS4 - $400 Bloodsouls machine
#4thegaffers
>>284252973
>Not having your own air farm
>>284253185
With everyone knowing this full well its in no way deserving of that fucking pricetag. What chump pays £60 for a 5 hour game with no re-playability and flacid gameplay, if this was like $20-25 then sure, create a cinematic experience, but it isnt, its a full priced game.
>>284249869
this, the order is a faggot shit game. but giving gone home points for being avant garde and then shitting on the order. thats a laugh.
DONT WORRY /v/ BOTH GAMES ARE BAD, IM NOT IMPLYING ONE IS GOOD, CALM DOWN
>>284251139
>"The game is just offering an alternative path to busy people"
JUST UNLOCK THEM ALL FOR FREE, THEN.
I knew when the only good reviews they could find for the commercial i saw on TV where three comments about how good the game looks visually it must be shit.
>QTE the game
>Cinematic experience
>The best steak you've ever had
I though it was basic knowledge that in PR, it's sometime best to shut the fuck up
>>284252163
SJW sites are only corrupt when it comes to indie games promoting their agenda. They are pretty honest about AAA games unless they are getting paid to lie.
>>284251393
>>284253348
>Not using google for non-hentai things
Even if it was the best fucking game in the entire world, I wouldn't play it because the presentation is shit. The letterboxing, the drab color scheme, and the motion blur just set it up to be an awful experience. Even fucking COD, the flagship of the brown and bloom shooter, actually has a light brown. Instead in The Order, you just feel like you're playing the entire game while having a shirt over your head.
>>284253108
I like Ape Escape, which Yoshida was a producer for, since he was one of the founders of the Playstation Project.
BUT, the Playstation was Ken Kutaragi's baby. Too bad something in his brain broke when they made the PS3.
>>284253469
> 5 hour game with no re-playability and flacid gameplay
Parrot.
Why does everyone just copy what some other retard on /v/ says? You didn't play it. You don't know how long it is outside of what a troll told you on /v/. You know nothing of it's replayability.
Fuck off or continue your pathetic trolling attempts since you have nothing better to do with your life.
>>284253576
And they were from GameTrailers, Entertainment Weekly and IGN. IGN, who gave the game a 6.5/10.
>>284251393
boku notantei opera milky holmes
>>284253646
nowadays I doubt they would let themselves be bribed. SJW opinion has turned so completely against the normal AAA development that if they praised one of them the others would declare them anathema and have them drawn and quartered by a group of translebian genderspecials for daring to not slag a game with a white male protagonist.
If it isn't being obsessively progressive then it's the enemy and must be destroyed.
Could be the best tasting steak I ever ate, but if it was only big enough to finish in a few bites, it wasn't worth the money. It will just leave me unsatisfied wanting more, which I am sure will be offered to me in additional bites for $15 a piece at a later date.
The Order is more like a TV dinner Salisbury steak though.
When the only compliments from reviews they could put in the commercials were about the visuals I knew something went down.
>>284253646
Seems like SJWs sites produce a net positive, since AAA titles make up the vast majority of game sales and are ultimately more important.
>>284251393
>>284253897
A producer is not necessarily a creative. Shuhei is not a creative influence on the projects he was producer on. You can even look that up on the Gran Turismo documentary.
>>284251139
>my fucking face when the best new games Sony has are all Vita games but they dismiss them and the system anyway
>>284248949
... "new" playground?
The shitpost was invented two seconds after the internet went online.
>>284248949
What if you order a mouth watering $60 12oz steak. But they bring you 8oz of poorly cooked meat that tastes like bland hamburger meat?
Because thats more accurate for what he's trying to say.
>>284254241
Gravity Rush and Killzone are mediocre though. All the good games on Vita are third party.
>>284254216
>implying a single cent spent in the west on anime even goes to the creators anyway
>>284250567
Who the fuck actually buys shit inside the theater? Just go to a nearby grocery store and buy a bunch of shit for 1/8th the price.
>>284249587
>kotaku hates it
so it's actually good
>>284254487
Sony produced and publishes anime. A1 pictures is a studio Sony founded. There publishing arm for Anime is Aniplex. Both are making money on merchandising, IP leasing on original productions as well as what the networks are paying them to air those shows.
>>284248949
this game isn't even worth the food poisoning i'll have later on
>>284254586
I like theater popcorn. But I usually take candy from outside of the theater in.
>>284254216
Oh that reminds me. I love the OP for Eureka 7, Shonen Heart. TOO BAD SONY REMOVES IT FROM YOUTUBE.
>>284248949
What about a $100 dollar steak that is actually made mostly of soy protein and is only 200 grams?
>>284248949
What the fuck are they talking about?
>>284252687
this is like a perfect example for most devs nowadays
>>284254586
I remember going to the movies and seeing a medium popcorn for 5.99. Accidentally laughed in the cashiers face, woops.
>>284248949
the human eye can't see past 124 grams anyway
>>284251139
Sony doesn't seem to have any overarching plan. They let their studios do their own thing for the most part - Naughty Dog got to change things up with The Last of Us while Santa Monica developed yet another friggin God of War.
Hell, they were going to release The Order and Bloodborne in the same month and I think within a week of each other before BB got bumped a month. Which is fine, it's not like another month of dev on 1886 would have fixed it.
>>284251179
> 95
> CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
this shit writes itself
>>284254789
Ki/oon Music is a Japanese music label that is under the Sony Music Group. You have to protect your IP or you stand to lose it.
>>284251179
>Cinematic masterpiece
Why do I get the feeling that somebody who hasn't seen a single great film wrote this? I doubt this game's visuals and story could stand up to something like Chinatown or 2001.
>>284255517
Yeah like that time Sony put rootkits on people's PCs for wanting to listen to CDs.
Good times.
And while I'm at it, why the fuck don't slim PS3s allow for SD or Memory Stick connection? AND WHY WON'T THEY RECOGNIZE ANY HDD I PLUG IN?
>>284255794
I doubt the games visuals and story could stand up to fucking plan 9 from outer space.
>Adding fuel to fire
>>284255860
Because Sony don't own that technology and would have to pay money forward to the people that do. It's a cost cutting measure. That's why the PS4 has to be online so that it can register that the user wants to use the bluray player through online activation.
>>284248949
this analogy would work if the game wasn't poorly written and full of plot holes
they wanted to make a story driven game that focused on a more "cinematic experience" yet the game delivers a choppy story with uninteresting characters and a sever lack of world development and depth
multiple times while playing the game I was asking questions about things that had happened yet never was given an answer to them, and granted these weren't even very big questions.
Example:
why in the first few chapters of the game when you are fighting against rebels do they have half-breeds with them fighting along side them, yet later in the game the rebels are the ones that are actually fighting against the half-breeds and their Illuminati conspiracy?
if after drinking from the grail your blood gains super healing powers why do you have to drink it? since it is already pulsing through you what is the point of drinking your own blood? is it those little necklace vials that make the difference? if so please explain that.
where did these fucking vampires come from? why is it that lucian, a werewolf, says that he must defend his people yet is only ever found in defense of a vampire?
>>284251456
>the level design is so bad it makes HL2 seem passable
The level design is about putting you in combat scenarios against 5 or 6 enemies at once. They're supposed to be just about going into a room and killing bad guys in a different way every time. What else were you expecting?
Can't wait for Angry Joe to tear this game apart
>I'm excited to hear what people who have actually played the game think about it, how do they feel about the quality and the quantity?
>this game is short an sucks
>b-bully!!!!
>>284256187
The thing is, I have an SD/microSD/Memory Stick/etc... to USB adapter and that works fine. It just tells me there's an unknown USB device connected.
This is easily some of the biggest damage control from devs I've seen in a long time. Why don't they just admit they fucked up and that they'll try to make the sequel not as bad?
I prefer my steak medium rare not burnt thanks.
Don't bully the devs guys! Its our fault their game isn't good!
>>284256383
He tweets and talks like a 14 year old kid. Why do people give a shit about what he says again?
>>284256502
>sequel
>>284256656
>>284256535
>He tweets and talks like a 14 year old kid
Thats redundant. Twitter's character limit is a big reason for this.
>WAAH, they made fun of our GAAAAAAME!
Oh my god, this is hilarious.
>>284256884
fuck yoshida.
he's the cancer that killed playstation.
>>284256914
Twitter's character limit randomly pushes his caps lock key?
>>284257160
>>284257238
so was pic related
>>284251139
>less first party games for vita
Considering the fact that the first party titles released on current gen consoles are unbelievably bad and bland this is actually a good thing.
>>284257393
It's not the result, it's the attitude.
Pay $60 for a steak the size of a matchbox, and they cooked it well done when you asked for medium rare.
>>284257231
He is using capitalization to emphasis his anger.It isN't aS If hE wAS tWEetinG liKE tHiS.
>>284249216
best blind speedrun in history
>>284257358
Sony is a different breed.
>>284257851
Pleas do not fucking tell me that this movie actually exists
>>284248949
What kind of retard would be satisfied with a 200gram steak that costs $100?
That better come with a fucking blowjob while tits slap me in the face
>>284257526
Eh I guess so. Still looking forward to persona 4 though.
>inb4 been out for 9 million years
Just ordered it cause I can't find it in stores.
Why was Bayonetta 2 so good?
>>284257358
Spoiler that shit I wasnt ready.
>>284257987
It was pretty good.
>>284248949
I'm guessing they didn't pay reviewers
>>284253920
>You didn't play it
No I watched it
>>284257987
It's not that bad. It's really self aware and knows it's basically a cash grab.
>>284257851
Say what you want about that one, the credits scene was the greatest thing to hit a mainstream audience in a while
>>284250280
But if it is that shit it is better that it is short. SO you don't have to spend so much time eating something you don't like
>>284251408
Don't forget it's all QTEs
>>284258094
The developers of The Order 1886
So if you're interested in starting an overpriced 100 dollar steak business, you know where to find customers.
>>284248949
Now these fucks are gonna think people don't like their game just because it's short and that they did nothing else wrong. This game literaly has tutorials for qte. the easiest thing in the world to understand. Christ
>>284256130
Brady guide?
>>284251408
The funny part isthe Lycan had the moniker "Sir Lucan"
>>284258562
>I can do this all day
Since when was a day 5 hours long?
>>284258942
Damn
>>284248949
I guess the steaks were too high.
Imagine being so fat you see a game and think of food.
>>284258562
PRESS TRIANGLE TO QTE!
>>284256383
He sounds a bit like DSP complaining when he complains about people with shotguns running at you.
>>284248949
I have a friend who is a massage therapist. She gives the best massages I've ever had. When she first arrived on the scene, she marketed herself hard and bent over backwards to get herself business at 45 bucks per hour.
Then, she eventualy lowered her rate to 30 bucks per hour, and her schedule is constantly fully booked. You can't get an appointment without making it two weeks in advance.
You can charge 100 bucks for the best tasting steak ever, and you can go the fuck out of business when people aren't even willing to try it because you are charging 2 dollars per gram.
Just like my massage therapist friend, she would rather get 1800 dollars per week (from 40 customers) by charging 30 bucks, than get 900 bucks (from 20 customers) per week by charging 45 bucks.
You can't bitch about the free market, nor can you call it bullying because we vote with our wallets.
>>284256383
>Is the order excessively blurry to you guys or is that just my poor vision again, some kinda resmampling effect going on yuck
lmao
If you don't buy a product because it's awful you are oppressing the creators of that product.
White people make me sick.
>it only lasted around five hours, including nearly 3.5 hours of cutscenes
>Dana Jan said that it was a matter of "quality over quantity"
Are we sure this wasn't secretly made by Kojima?
>>284259647
Not enough cutscenes and there was no sexy man ass so it can't be Kojima.
Did I do good, /v/?
>>284256383
Oh look at that. Angry Joe is actually angry for once
>>284260214
>Not $18.85
>You could pay for a $100 steak that's tiny and tastes like shit that you eat over the course of five hours
>There are still old games on sites like armorgames and newgrounds that you can play on a 4chan janitor's salary.
>>284251660
>HUEHUE le salty meme
>>284260307
I hope he makes a video and shits on Sony for ever allowing for this "game" to exist.
>>284248949
>if you pay $60 for a steak and they give you pig ear, you're going to be pissed
Fixed that analogy for you ready at dawn. Also making a good "all you can eat" game is really fucking hard. A lot harder than anything you ever did. I look forward to Bethesda shitting in your mouth with Fallout 4 in the coming months.
>>284260681
There is still yet to be a compelling open world game sadly. Deux Ex HR is the closest thing to it.
>>284260681
pig ear is actually pretty delicious if properly cooked. this will be more like pure pig fat.
>>284253208
because every human being eats you fucktard, except africans
>>284248949
>The Internet is the New Playground for Bullies,” Says The Order: 1886 Developer
What is this, an article from 2002?
>>284260932
It's alright. I've gotten it on occasions at Chinese restaurants. But it's about as far as you can get from steak while still being meat.
Also have you had pork belly? near pure pig fat can be pretty tasty too.
>capatcha: choose pictures of steaks
>>284250801
Kek
>>284248949
>100$ steak
>tastes like a refurbished mcdonald's patty
>>284248949
His argument would have merit if the Order wasn't a really really fucking dull game
>>284249352
Hardly figurative. I opened the box and was literally showered with dog shite.
Dear Ready at Dawn: Play Platinum's Metal Gear Rising, another game you can beat in 5-8 hours, and tell me your gameplay isn't shit. Your melee mechanics, your quicktime event ratio, your boss fights. even your batshit insane story. Tell me you did any of them right.
A godawful plastic steak that tastes like shit.
However it was in a fancy restaurant with expensive wait staff and it even came in a shiny packet.
>>284256130
These are truly the end times.
>>284248949
This on YOU, you assholes.
By focusing the argument on one very specific and very easily refutable point (the length), you've given credibility to the game creators who have (very easily) refuted your single, shitty argument.
Way to go.
Now everyone will think "Gamers" are ass blasted over length and not because The Order is a shitty game in general.
>>284251618
based kamiya
>>284248949
Overpriced Steak guys!
guys we should stop being so mean to game developers
all they want is money without working hard for it
>>284257358
Why are you triggering me
I was taking a massive, steaming shit. It just kept going. I needed something to release me from my self made prison. A word or thought that relaxed all my muscles and ended this torture.
"Xbox On" I yelled. And a metacritic score came out of my anus.
A brown "65" floats in my toilet bowl.
>>284248949
The best steak of the world is Japanese
>>284263531
Maybe they should claim harassment and set up a patreon. It's how everybody else is doing it
>>284252687
that is so airbrushed holly shit
I remember back in the day when your game got panned to shit publishers would go silent, the studio responsible would get layoffs, the money man would get fired and then all of a sudden they'd announce a game in a magazine people wanted
now they call you entitled
I bet you jews did this
wait who was the sony exec who said this was a good idea?
I'm going to japan soon, I'll mail him one of those blades nips an hero with
>>284248949
they messed up, the metaphor needs to involve eating poop somehow.
>>284248949
>people are actually using /v/-tier food analogies
well I guess that's better than talking about poop all the time
Not shilling /v/ I don't think the game is that bad.
Not worth $60, but it's just overall meh.
The gameplay sections are few and far between yes. And some stupid things like, searching through a bookshelf or opening a box require QTE's for no fucking reason.
But man this game would have been twice as fun with co op or some sort of pvp.
$20 would be a good pickup for this.
>>284265253
>>284265453
>mfw
>>284251139
Shadow Fall was actually pretty good, offered a lot more freedom than most modern FPSs.
Anyone got the game stats, like how much gameplay/qte s/cinematic time there's by chapter
I tried watching the playthrough on youtube. Couldn't make it past 10 minutes.
Graphics aren't anything spectacular, the story was generic and uninteresting, and nothing else managed to grab my attention.
This game is literally a modern day ET. Maybe even worse considering that game was made by one guy in one month.
And the fact that these guys are going full damage control instead of just shutting the fuck up is completely embarrassing.
This is what happens when art majors who failed out of the film industry try to get into gaming. This is EXACTLY what we want to prevent from creeping into this medium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3dAf1nK5Ns#t=8m22s
