Hey /v/, let's play some ftl!
What ship should we choose?
>>283814632
The blue potato
The penis-shaped one
>>283814993
Potato mode it is!
First reply chooses difficulty, second chooses ship name, third-sixth are crew names
>>283815140
Hard.
You know.
Like my dick.
>>283815140
Steam Train.
>>283815140
USS Enterprise
>>283815140
Jamal
>>283815561
3 more names!
>>283815606
The cook
>>283815606
>>283815606
Wojack
>>283816090
1 more!
>>283816090
Lawrance
>>283816194
Brianna Wu
And we're off! where should we head first?
>>283816496
cock
>>283816496
Not the store
We arrive to see some faggot who wants to make us part of black history month
wat do?
>>283816701
Only faggots surrender to pirates!
>>283816701
Too stronk, surrender the crew member.
>>283816701
Let's fuckemup
>>283816752
and so it begins
now they want to surrender
wat do
>>283816701
Get'em
>>283816920
take em
>>283816920
Accept the bitch
>>283816920
Take our fuck slave as we earned it.
We got a new fukkboi
name and station?
>>283817195
Pig Pussy
Engine
>>283817371
already got someone on engines, sensors or doors?
>>283817472
Sensors
Alright, where to?
>>283814632
Choose the option that makes you install dungeon crawl stone soup and play that instead faggot. sage
>>283817634
North-northwest.
>>283817634
11 o clock
>>283817750
>>283817757
nigga WE ARE rocks
>>283817887
Explore the shit out of those rocks
>>283817887
Let's explore, what's the worst that could happen?
>>283817960
we get some fuel
where now?
>>283818059
3 o clock
>>283818125
Our pussy spotted something
>>283818252
LETS GO SAY HELLO
>>283818316
[VGS]
>>283818379
remove slugs
dedder than moot;_;
where to now?
>>283818379
Destroy oxygen n engines so he suffocates and cant run away
>>283818536
6 o clock
>>283818536
3 o clock
>>283818536
3 o clock again
>>283818657
>>283818676
nuthin interestin kid
>>283818771
12 o clock
>>283818874
I dunno
>>283818990
Never seen this option before, obviously we dock with that shit
>>283818990
DOCK THE ROCK
>>283818990
Yeah, go dock with it. What could possiblyexplode?
>>283819101
>>283819126
YOU FUCKING WHAT
>>283819181
Send someone into the door subsystem, flush the intruders.
>>283819181
i told you faggots to not trust in oil jews
>>283819181
It's fine, 2/5 of us are rock people! Lock the rocks in a room without oxygen to fight.
it don't matter the whole game is rng bullshit
>>283819181
Nigga, we got crystal ppl, fuck their shit up yo
we good
>>283819874
Let's go 4 O'clock
>>283819874
4 o clock
>>283819951
OOOOOOO
>>283820037
Ice them.
>>283820037
>military-grade equipment
WHEREVER I AM I MUST ALSO PILFER
ICE THOSE FAGGOTS
>>283820175
nice pun
we got some fuel and sheet
>>283820363
The closest one
>>283820431
more black history month
>>283820538
Im feelin bretty Lincoln-like, go all Abraham in their asses
>>283817195
That's a man baby!
>>283820720
Fuck em up.
Give them the proclamation of emancipation.
>been playing straight for a year and half
>RNG has stopped me from unlocking more than 3 ships
Getting real close to just cheating them all unlocked.
>>283820720
>>283820867
>tfw they jumped away
s-s-sorry /v/-kun
>>283821017
NEIGAR, DO YOU EVEN ENGINES?!
>>283821017
northeast
>>283821017
PUSSY ASS SLAVERS
4 o clock for great justice
>>283821017
head back to where you came from
seems reasonable
>>283821420
Tell them to fuck off
>>283821420
Except we don't negotiate with pirates, send them to the abyss of space
>>283821420
Whoa they have a big ship
>>283821526
>>283821559
Status: REKT
>>283821575
and also 1 shield, AKA pussy ass bitches
>>283821728
4 o clock
>>283821856
>>283822004
Oh shit, an actual meaningful decision, what will /v/ do?
>>283822004
Attack them but try to suffocate them so we can choose which slave we get
>>283822474
tried to, but couldnt
>>283822792
Oh well, looks like we only got 1 option
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>>283823442
>tfw
w-we still got this
>>283823442
How?
>>283823442
Anon, they had 1 low power laser and a low level blaster, how in the hell did that happen?
Did you really just get RNG'd that hard?
>>283823726
LETS GTFO
>>283814632
The one with the missiles.
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>283824225
I dunno man.
>>283824225
That seems cheaper than doing the upgrade yourself.
Besides, if shit goes down, its only 8 scrap
>>283824526
MOAR RICHES IN THE ROCK SECTOR
THIS WON'T GO WRONG
>>283824931
2 o clock then store
>>283825487
Become the Hackers known as 4chan
>>283825689
WHO IS THIS 4CHAN?
>>283825852
2 o'clock
>>283825852
4 o clock
>>283826076
Pick off the winnrar
>>283826076
We must help our fellow rockbros! SQUASH THESE MANTISES
Hey guys
OP here
sorry I have to run it's an emergency
sorry
>>283826438
o-oh
stay safe op!