Oh fuck. Is that a fucking package from FUCKING GAMESTOP I just got? Whatever could be inside?
Just post the pictures of the pictures of the system out of the box fgt. I want to see what it looks like outside of promos.
>>283119353
Hmmmm... Is it a dildo?
>>283119353
I hope you like pizza gaylord, because that's what you get for being so anxious to brag that you forgot to censor your address.
Just show us the statue so I can decide whether to sell mine for a quick $200
>>283119353
OP you already fucked up
Good job Brandon
>>283119353
Sup Brandon.
>>283119564
Well if he takes it down he will definitely get shit on. So he better man up.
Let us journey into this new, unfamiliar world. I shall be your guide. Together with this fucking knife we will open the way to a new tomorrow
Brandon, would you say you're a fan of pizza?
Anchovy pizza with malt vinegar?
>>283119673
Pls send cops brandon is suicidal
>>283119353
>Showing address
have fun getting dragon dildos in the mail
A copy of Evolve
>>283119353
any topping requests?
>>283119673
i relay like the look of that knife slip it sinde me
>>283119353
oh hey a fellow Floridian Hi!
>>283119657
It's already too late.
Oh, and you look like a fucking faggot Brandon. Especially with the Kingdom Hearts cover photo.
Also, how is Broward Community College treating you?
At least OP isn't underage like the usual idiots we get
rev up the exploding vans
>posting pictures of your full name and address on /v/
Not like it's /b/ but still not a very smart decision m8
>>283119820
None pizza left beef
OP here.
Well fuck. Pls no bully.
>>283119770
Maybe that was his plan all along bitchtrog, free dildos
>>283119886
This is why we aren't a cool state
>>283120151
ramon sounds like a mexicans name, are you a mexican brandon?
>>283119673
>>283119353
Nice house manNot even kidding, I think it looks nice
>>283120118
you might as well open the stupid shit anyways since you're fugged either way. Open the boxxu
brandon is a pretty cool guy
>>283120238
damn, that's not bad
>>283120192
...but we have seagulls how can that not be good?
>>283119353
Your mother's name wouldn't happen to be...Janet Acosta, born on June 22, 1960, would it?
>>283119890
>community college
How does it feel to be a failure, Brandon?
You faggots are the reason we can't have cool personal threads involving any personal information at all.
getting on the ground floor of an epic thread
>>283120238
OP, how much did your house cost?
I'm curious because I'm eventually going to be house shopping sometime in the near future and this looks pretty great.
>>283120384
>doesn't take the time to censor basic shit
we're just having fun with his idiocy anon, don't get so mad over it, you honestly think someone's even going to bother with this guy?
also by the way whats in the box, please post
So what's inside the box?
>>283120384
>4chan is an English-language imageboard website. Users post anonymously
fuk u
>>283120294
Might as well ride this gravy train down to hell
tomorrow OP will unbox his 200 pizzas and dragon dildo catalogs
LOLOLO OP FORGOT TO HIDE HIS ADDRESS
>implying that's his address
>implying he's not using his personal army to shit on someone
>>283120384
>hurr durr no bully
The guy is an idiot for not thinking this one through.
>>283120376
>not doing community +2 years at a university and save money
It's like you want to default on your student loans or something.
>>283120554
I hope it's Frosted Mini Wheats
It's a Shulk Amiibo
>>283120612
No I totally am. Honestly I find this more funny than anything else
Not like I really expect you guys to do anything anyway
>>283120554
>dat Josuke figure
I hate all people named Brandon
>>283119732
>anchovy pizza with malt vinegar
You sick bastard.
>>283120591
People are this stupid, so yes.
>>283120762
That's the best idea, insult the autistic beehive
>>283120554
YES! YEEESSS YOU PLEASE ME BRANDON!
All I wanted was to see whats in that box. Thank you.
>>283120762
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING GAY ARE YOU GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR ASS AND TAKE A PIC FOR US BRANDO
You're a trooper, Brandon. Pretty qt, too.
>>283120796
Josuke best jojo
>>283120762
>Toon link + Shulk amiibo
>>283120762
just enjoy the pizzas cus it looks like u can afford a few and u might be able to stick a few dildos up your ass also. Just show us whats in the box
>>283120762
>Toon Link
I thought you weren't going to be a faggot
Brandon should have played it off. Getting defensive will only lead to bad times.
Brandon, call your local pizza places. Tell them not to deliver, that you're getting pranked.
Do it fast.
>>283120912
>gamestop
>LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING GAY
well, you're not wrong, but not entirely right
you guys are easily baited.
most likely this guy posted it on his twitter/facebook/instagram and some faggot is trying to get you to be his personal army
things arent as simple as "haha look this guy posted his address"
>neo 4chan = dumb sheeple..
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX BRANDON
>>283120931Just Toon Link. Shulk's coming tomorrow
>>283120925
this is loss isnt it
>tfw you will never get to meet Brandon face to face
>tfw you will never snuggle with him while calling him Bradly
How can I cope with this?
>>283120953
it's not like you're forced to buy the fucking pizzas
that's like saying calling the police and issuing a bomb threat would make them storm your house, noone's that stupid
>>283121116
again
>implying anyone will do anything
lol
and even if they did, just google image search, image doesn't exist elsewhere, so it's pretty likely it's him
>>283119890
>>283119925
Would fuck
>>283120762
jokes aside, I might send you a pizza
maybe even pay for it
>>283121152
Nice McDonalds toys.
Brandon, I hope you get this message. The Doctors are trying an experimental procedure to try to wake you up from your coma. Please Brandon, please wake up. I hope you see this message somewhere in that deep coma of yours. We miss you.
>>283121168
By not being a faggot.
>>283121165
yes
but Josuke is still the best
>>283121172
Didn't you watch SVU? Don't you know about Swating?
If it's another fucking amiibo I'll lose all faith in Nintendo fans
These threads are always amiiboshitters or Club Nintendo morons
>>283121152
whathefuckthefuckingeyeananfuckinghellit'sevenworsethantheeutoonlinkwallfitting
>>283120481
>implying this fuccboi doesn't live with his parents
>>283120762
At least you have good taste Brandon. You fucked up big time but you are an okay guy on my book, now shows us the box and/or dick.
>>283121152
whats wrong with link's eye
is this the power of nintendo manufaction
>>283121257
I'd fucking kill for some free pizza
>>283121326
>>283121152
I fucking knew it
>>283119890
>Broward Community College
cowards from broward get sprayed in dade
>>283121152
>toon link
I am dissapoint.
>>283121257
Would you send me some pizza, anon? I'm starving.
>>283121351
That's called a glare you moron.
>>283121245
dude facebook pictures cant be image searched.
learn to internet, little sheep
>>283119353
What's it like in Fort Lauderdale?
>>283121478
I image search bitches all the time, what are you talking about?
>>283121152
Nice taste Brandon. Toon Link is the best looking amiibo
>>283121478
>implying
You're kinda new here aren't you? You'd be pretty goddamn surprised if you think that, and that sheep shit really doesn't help you
>>283121510
Apparently it's full of gays
>>283119353
You fucked up, enjoy pizzas.
http://nerdfighters.ning.com/profile/BrandonAcosta
christ OP
>>283120925
>dat loss edit
Why is it never not funny?
I'm going to hijack this thread with my own unboxing. Strap on /v/
>>283121802
That is from an embarrassing chapter in my life man
>>283119890
>nintenshit
>looks like a fag
why do they all look like fags?
>>283121916
>announcing what's in the box right away
Great job retard
>>283121370
>>283121470
I only have the money for one random act of kindness this week, so it's going to brave op
>>283121916
your fingers look gay
>>283121916
>Strap on
I like where this is headed.
>>283121916
new 3ds
>>283121925
Hey Brandon, you seem pretty set on money and you probably have enough pizzas for yourself coming, why not toss me a free one?I'll show you my amiibo collection.
I have all of them.
I got one too
>>283121925
>mfw i tried to rp in a ff11 forum
Not enough dragon dildos in this thread.
>>283121916
Time to gut this bitchin box
>>283122106
Do you v-vant-t to arrrrrrrrpi
>>283121802
Welp
>>283121925
>Embarassing chapter
>Latest activity: Sunday
>>283122189
>>283119673
Why don't you fags own a good knife?
>>283122282
easy there, mr. edgelord
>>283121602
âž¹
>the newfag is calling me a newfag
im a software engineer srsly learn technology, you kids today dont know shit about anything
>not all pictures will lead u to a source with a mere image search
>>283122261
Those aren't his posts, it's the last activity in the thread.
>>283122282
>I'm also sending a few pizzas to your house right now.
At least ask what kind he likes, faggot.
>>283122282
everyone post a pic of what you think this fag looks like
>pic related
Ok, fuck you guys, just got my first pizza, I think it's mean that you guys make them make a pizza and waste gas to have them drive it to my house.
>>283122421
cool a salad
>>283122282
>implying you are
Post some proof nigga
>>283122358
>software engineer
>doesn't know that basic level shit
as long as you don't do work on social networks you should be fine
>>283122412
Oh I know, half of that was only there to show he wasn't active in discussions, but then I saw the groups section and the posts and didn't feel like changing it so eh
>>283122282
Damn, is your dick this small in order for you to feel like a big man?
>>283122282
Whoa easy there son, don't cut on does edges.
>>283122189
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>283121989
That's because I am gay
>>283122421
Why did you order a ear of corn? Why not just go to the grocery?
>>283122071
Santa Maria, CA, US 93458
thats all I got
>>283122503
Pics or you're a faggot.
>>283122282
You do know credit card apps get declined if you fill out too many in rapid succession, right?
And you can't just sign someone up as a sex offender, that's not how that works.
>>283122412
>implying you or anyone will do anything
>>283122489
see
>>283119890
>>283119925
Also
>Janet Acosta
>>283122282
Not cool man.
>>283122617
The guy left, I'm not going to ask him for a picture just so he can think it's me pranking the company.
OP here your all faggots and wont do shit
shut the fuck up
>>283122282
dis nigga. You deserve cancer. Even if OP IS kinda a faggot.
>>283122282
Get a load of this pathetic faggot
Brandon looks like a good goy
>>283122503
No one delivers at 11 pm. you and all other anons are faggots
>>283122752
OP doesn't have shit grammar, fuck off retard
>>283122627
I don't think he's serious.
OP I feel sorry for you, this pizza is on the house, paying for it in full, hope you like a large pepperoni pizza.
>>283122282
I'd play video games with OP. Same can't be said for this edgelord.
>WE R LEGUN XPECT US
>>283122719
> vanilla coke
Fucking gay
>>283122843
Weve already been over this faggor, learn to read the thread.
>>283122843
You're really late anon
>>283120238
Found his phone number: 878-8922
>>283122578
Ah shit it's from Domo Arigato nigga!
>>283122825
Pizza Hut does here, they deliver until 2 am.
Life is good.
>>283119353
The best I could do is a free magazine for you
>>283122503
Pics of pizza with the amiibo
>>283122071
I hope you didn't choose to live in Santa Maria California. California is awful.
>tfw nobody to send you a dragon dildo
>>283122968
is it a video game?
why is it fucking always webaio shit
Actual OP here
Fuck, had no idea this would spiral out like this. You fuckers are crazy
But do whatever you want I guess, I fucked up.
>>283122968
I've been wanting to buy from ami ami
How much is shipping usually?
Enjoy the korean bibles OP and the visits from mormons. I set up a date for them to visit.
>>283122648
>Implying I won't fly over there and break into your house to steal that swag as fuck Tingle plush
I mean, I won't. But if I lived in FL...
>>283123060
>Amshel
>captcha: select all pizza
>>283122958
Fuck you bitch, vanilla coke so good I do enemas with dat shit
>>283123080
kind of looks like a cool gun handle that is pointing out of a dark void.
>>283122725
Well how does the pizza look, make us jealousand angry so we send you more
OP I just called a few escorts over out of my expense.
Enjoy~~
>>283122968
Time to remove the damn paper
>>283123156
Crazy fuckers are always on here man.
Good luck dude.
>>283123156
How about I drive for half an hour and hug you?
>>283123281
I sent it back to them, said I didn't order it.
sure is a lot of LEJUN in this thread, it's like I'm really on /b/!
>>283123060
>dominos
>>283123060
What kind?
>>283123156
I wish you good luck man.
>>283123156
Actually suggestion for you OP, call up all Pizza places around you, tell them that they might have gotten an order for you for delivery tell them to cancel them as they are all fake and are from people pranking you. I wish you the best of luck.
>>283123449
They deliver 24/7
> gamer gate shit gets deleted
> epic legion shit remains
Good job mods
>>283123325
HOLY FUCK IS GLORIOUS!
>>283122968
>>283123172
A lot better now that the dollar is so strong. Was like 1800jyen back in 2011/12
>>283123371
Did they say what kind of pizza? I guess they wouldn't say, just ask if you're the guy and ordered or not.
>>283123534
>not wanting free pizza
I don't get whats the point of sending pizzas you can just say you didn't order them and close your door. It's not like you have an obligation to pay for them. Only a real retard thinks this is funny
I'm not op btw
>>283123534
>>283123156
Forgot source, I've had this happen before, it's the best way to take care of it.
>>283123303
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!!
>>283121291shit hair
>>283122282
Damn, must be so fucking sad being this edgy.
No wonder people think /v/ is one of the worse boards, we have faggots like this.
Also, the fact there will be several orders to his local pizza place for the same fucking dude will make them not bother.
As for credit cards, you think that shit isn't checked? Niggers ain't going to give you money if you have no chance of paying it back.
As for sex offenders list, it's not that simple and anybody here could easily just tell them you're some edgy teenager doing it to "ruin somebodies life". The fact there is proof here will be wonderful evidence.
>>283123303
THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAAAAAAL
Wait a minute.
Is Toon Link a hot selling/rare amiibo right now? Like, people spending 30+ bucks on the little dude?
I saw 4 of the guys at Walmart earlier; they looked cool (better than the fucking original Link, holy shit), but I don't own a Wii U so didn't bother. If I can scalp those fuckers I might drive back and buy them.
Not gonna lie Brandon, I think you're very cute.
>>283122719
ohoho
I have waited long for the day that an unboxing thread actually ended in dragon dildos. It's not as common as you'd think.
>>283123410
cuba libre
>>283123649
It's not even suffering on OP's part, it's the workers that have to do empty work.
>86 unique posters
How many of you are making a poor delivery man's job strange?
Room for one more?
>>283123612
>ordering chibi shit
You know there's a Solid Snake Figma that's about 5x better looking coming out in like 2 or 3 months, right?
>>283123771
Sleep tight, Pizza
Someone send me pizza pls
6224 snapper Creek dr. Florida
>>283120076
This is, literally, the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet.
>>283120481
>goes to community college
>owns his own home
Nope
>>283123771
Sleep tight, Pizza
>>283123495
Hawaiian
>>283123449
see >>283123550
>>283123771
Sleep tight, Pizza
>>283123821
I'm just enjoying the fireworks before I ship out to pick up my n3DS
>>283123591
>spacing out greentexts
Fuck off Reddit.
>>283123856
>implying
>>283123156
>4chan rules
Bahahahhah
>>283123856
Signing up for credit cards doesn't ruin anyone's life, anyan. It only does if you spend money on them and don't pay it back.
>>283123839
>not liking cute things
Sorry I'm late to the thread. OP, don't mind the faggot, I'm sure he won't do anything. He seems too autistic to do anything.
>>283123856
Is that his actual SSN? If so OP, your fucked.
>>283123856
you don't need to do this man
>>283123612
here's a better picture that shows the figure itself
>>283123771
Sleep tight pizza
You kawaii fucker you
>>283120076
I was just talking about this today
I also just watched a video on security on the internet today as well
What the fuck is happening? It's like some sort of strange backwards deja vu
post cute socks
Your house is fucking nice bro.
Good luck on riding out this storm, just a few anons being edgelords.
>>283123303
I'm in the process of reporting you to the Florida Police Department for stealing somebodies identify.
Good job posting about it instead of just doing it.
>>283123156
Godspeed Op
>>283123856
Enjoy prison
>>283124010
You're correct, although it will slightly ding their credit due to the check all cards will run upon application and when he inevitably cancels it. Apparently that anon is in for the long haul.
>>283123856
If you really want to ruin his life, S his W house A man T
>>283123956
Not OP, but you're a monster. Now he has to go through the trouble of picking off all the pineapples.
>>283123907
It might be even more fun to send pizza to opa locka or little haiti
>>283123156
>how to contact 4chan
Ending the thread won't stop it sadly
>>283124078
Okay, sorry for calling it chibi shit, that looks pretty okay.
>reading jojo
You're a cool
![P62Z7bq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X6ijMDe.jpg "P62Z7bq[1].jpg")
>>283124125
>>283123771
sleep tight, pizza
>Purple paper
toastin in an epik bread
>>283124129
surprisingly only 170k
>>283124236
And that's a dildo
>>283123907
>dr. Florida
sounds like a cool cat
>>283124062
It's not
But still man
Damn
>>283123856
Dude no one fucking cares about you. Being an edgelord to some faggot won't make people like you. Fuck off.
>>283123856
>fill out form
>screencap
>close tab without hitting submit
wow l33t.
>>283124290
Good old Florida
>>283124290
OH SHIT IT'S NOT OP.
>>283123856
Wait, in the USA, they let you have credit cards without putting any bank details in?
>>283123771
Sleep tight, pizza
Why dont we send pizza to his neighbors?
>>283124078
Here's a pose I did with him
>>283123839
I never liked figmas. Nendos are fucking cute
Surprise! :)
>>283124325
You guessed it.
>>283124227
fuck you ash, you really hurt my feelings
>>283124342
Of course he's going to fill out the form and hit send, he's an empty husk of a person.
>>283124039
There is a time and place for cute things, but Solid Snake is not one of them. It just doesn't look right.
>>283119564
>ALAN
>>283124376
Yes
>>283124236
Are those fucking bananas
>always wanted to do an unboxing thread
>always get too excited to just open it to do one
Maybe next time
>>283124416
Post in butt
Sometimes when I come to 4chan, I won't just what kind of people are on here.
Are they really the lifeless adults living in their parents homes, the internet implies?
Then a guy spends his time gathering info on some random guy, to order pizzas and sign him up for credit cards.
It's funny, even though I know there are people that pathetic out there, I actually feel better about myself knowing I would never be so utterly useless to put time into something like that.
Op good luck man, I hope you can take some comfort knowing you aren't as much of a loser and some people.
>>283124438
Did I? I don't try to hurt anyone's feelings.
>>283124138
It's uploaded through the Darknet. Can't trace it.
Poor Brandon, he just wanted to show off his dolls.
>>283124182
shit taste confirmed
>>283124416
How is it that so many of you fucks decide it's a great idea to buy $100+ dildos?
>>283124441
Not cute things being cute are the best though
>>283123856
Epic for the win
