Things that interrupt your gaming.
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Cat laid down in front of my monitor (but till to where I could see everything) and watched me replay Red Dead Redemption yesterday. My cat's the best.
>>276180691
>door rings
>spend ten seconds choosing between answering the door and finishing the game
>fuckfuckfuck
>nobody at the door
>you lost the game
>>276181102
is this shitty alone and designed for mixing like captain morgan and sailor jerry's?
>>276181102
Is this shit any good? I wanted to buy some but they only had Captain Morgan.
my dog is a bro
if i'm playing games on my couch he always curls up next to me and chills
>>276180691
>home phone ringing
>>276181102
You've got good taste.
>>276180691
>Multiplayer match
>"I need help with the groceries"
>>276181281
I mix it with Coke Zero.
>>276181334
It's pretty tasty.
>>276181443
>>276180691
>playing intense match online
>cat jumps on my lap
>starts rubbing her face on my arm and lifts her butt into my face
everytim
>>276181554
Unless you're an alchoholic who drinks it every day there's no reason not to use real coke as a mixer.
Everything in moderation m8
>>276181498
fuck off mom, fucking sister is in her room doing jack shit
Dindin being ready
>>276181451
>actually answering the phone
That is why answering machines and voice mail were invented.
>>276181498
>can you take out the trash?
>>276181443
Nice girl hands
>>276181727
>answering machines
Pfftt no one uses that shit.
>>276181805
I call them "chef's hands" tyvm
> Online for 4 hours
> Start playing a game
> Suddenly, friend wants to start a conversation
YOU HAD YOUR TIME BITCH
>>276181498
>playing Monster Hunter on PS2 online
>have to go help with groceries
>keep shooting at wyvern to look normal
>quickly unplug ethernet cable
>go help with groceries and just look like my connection dropped
S-sorry man, but Jamaican patties.
>>276181919
how bout u cook me up a handjob bb
>>276182064
ITS MY TIME NOW
>>276180691
My wife.
>>276181554
Oh hey, Kendal. Didn't know you browse /v/
>>276181281
It's a good mixer, but Capt Morgans Private Stock is better and in the same price range.
And sailor jerry's is fucking garbage-tier
>*knock knock*
>Instantly quit everything, alt+tab and open a random tab on my browser to hide my power level and make it look like I'm working.
>"You okay anon? Haven't seen you today"
>ANON, DINNER IS READY
>>276182280
Can I fuck your wife?
>dad walks into my room from work
>in the middle of a online match
>starts talking to me. Just whats up and shit
>trie to be nice and talk while platying
>sees how much I get into it
>in a nerd voice, he speaks like he has braces "Destroying the village again, anon?
>>276180691
Sudden and overwhelming fear of death.
>>276180691
>gaming
ITS FUCKING
"THINGS THAT INTERRUPT YOU WHILE PLAYING GAMES"
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
ITS NOT A VERB
>/v/ - Video Games
>Anon you need to shower
>But i showered yesterday
>YOU NEED TO SHOWER EVERYDAY OR ELSE GIRLS WONT LIKE YOU
>dfw i have a girlfriend already
>all of my why
>>276182824
>>276182189
i'm a man
>>276181554
>>276181281
>>276181102
>Drinking spiced rum
Spiced rum is a fucking scam. If you're going to get a rum for mixing, get white/gold rum. If you're going to get a rum for drinking straight, get dark/gold rum.
Spiced rum is for casuals.
>>276182824
>Dad walks in
>playing a WW2 game
>Dad is super into WW2 stuff
>starts asking me about the game
>have conversation about history and shit
>and then
>"Why are you playing as the bad guys, Anon?"
>>276182824
damn your dad seems like a fucking bro
>>276182824
>destroying the village again, anon?
Hah
>>276183071
Unless you spice your own wine. Drop some cinnamon sticks and cloves in gold rum and let it sit in the dark for a few months. Shit is divine.
>>276180691
You interrupt playing video games to flip off your cat?
>>276182915
Just like racing isn't a verb right
fucking sperg
ITT underages
>>276183212
chuckled
captcha: catyn
>>276183253
Everybody can be bothered unless they're NEETs.
>roommate
>girlfriend/wife
>kids
>video games interrupt your cat
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>ferret walks in
>GET YOUR FOOT THE FUCK OFF MY FLOOR
>>276183417
i hate it when a new magazine comes out and i fucking cant play games until i finish reading whats going on in the world.
you and me both, anon
>>276180691
4 years ago I would have agreed with you, OP. But now my dog has cancer and I blame video games for interrupting my time with her.Time spent with your pet is never wasted.
gotta piss
gotta shit
gotta eat
gottago to work
>>276183073
My dad and I do talk about history a lot actually. Main reason why I got As in school and now college. In fact he got me into video games by introducing me to Wolfenstein 3d
>>276180691
Why would you flip an obscene gesture to a cat? That's cruel don't you know that cats have feelings too? What would you do if he called you a bad word? It wouldn't feel good huh
>>276183041
i'll take the handjob!
>Playing games
>Dog needs to go out to take a piss
>whines at me, let her out
>She just wanted to bark at some fucking birds
>>276181498
>its ONE fucking bag that she just didnt want to carry herself
>>276183041
>>276183534
damn that dog got old
>>276181498
>"Anon, could you take the trash out?"
>"Sure mom, will do it in 15 minutes"
>"WHY DON'T YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW ARE YOU TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T BRING THE TRASH OUT RIGHT NOW I'LL SELL YOUR NINTENDO!"
I never understood why everything always had to be done RIGHT NOW whenever I was busy enjoying myself as a kid.
>>276183664
Nice bait,pussy
>>276183749
because parents are dicks
>"do me a favor, but on my terms"
>dad was a sniper for the local swat team
>playing some fps
>"anon you need to use cover better"
>"Shoot him!"
>"stick with your buddies"
>ask him if he wants to play instead of me
>"no anon, i dont play video games anymore"
he is the worst fucking back seat driver
>>276183534
I feel bad for dogs.
They age like 100 years over the course of 10 years
How does evolution determine longevity? Why do humans and primates live so long compared to our other mammalian brethren?
>car crash on the highway
>i'm a carded EMT
>drunk gay roommate fucks his way through door
>loudly climaxes on my bed and passes out
gosh jeez
>>276181498
>mom asks me to take the garbage out
>do it without complaining because I'm a NEET and am lucky to be allowed to live here
>>276183841
>local swat team
wat
>>276183689
>>276183671
you guys are gay
>>276182103
>Jamaican patties
Oh shit this guy knows
>>276183956
you dont have a swat team?
>>276183895
fuckin magnets, how do they work?im making fun of how stupid you sound
>>276182696
>implying women put out after marriage
>ANON
>yes?
>ANON COME DOWNSTAIRS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
>you can tell me here i can hear you perfectly fine
>YOU BETTER COME FUCKING DOWN RIGHT NOW
>go down, ask what?
>can you get me a cup of water
>the kitchen is like 5 steps away
Why do parents think their kids are slaves?
>>276183253
Some people live with their parents while going to college.
I do. Can't bring myself to start dating until I move out because of it.
>>276183253
>24
>still in college
>college is in hometown
>have a job
>still live with my parents because fuck having to spend money
I... I think it's worth?
>>276181707
a niggers name is often "jack shit"
>>276183930
exactly how hard do you need to thrust to fuck your way through a door
>>276184076
underage b8
>>276180691
You haven't seen interruption yet.
Thing thing drains 10 minutes of your time just to eat.
>>276184149
>>276184079
>They scream to your room for you
>"yes, what is it?"
>...
>"ANOOON!!!?"
>"Yes, i can hear you, whats up?!"
>...
>"ANOON HELLOO ANNOOON GET DOWN HERE!!!"
literally every time
>>276184141
>>276183961
It's not gay if it's another Anon
>>276183895
>vet tech student
>in breeds class
>learn that the larger a dog breed is, the shorter its life span is (typically)
>little shits like chihuahuas can live forever while seven to twelve years is a long life for certain breeds
>>276183253
>thinking moving out at 18 and getting a job at the coal mines/factory is still a thing that happens
>all these fags still living with their parents
Get a job, get on food stamps, get a roommate and GET THE FUCK OUT
>>276181685
Mine inturrupts too, except he always demands to have his turn once I die.
>>276184192
>you have to be underage to live with your parents
Real life.
>>276183073
>"I'm actually a spy that's going to kill Hitler by infiltrating his guards dad"
best response you could give.
>>276184076
>mom yells to the basement for me
>playing Socom and shit and have to go up to see what she wants
>asks me to hand her the remote that is next to my dad
>they both laugh at me
>>276184408
>"what the fuck are you taking a picture for?"
>>276184373
do you know what memories are anon? no? then you must know what being an autistic retard is
>Start singleplayer game for the first time
>"hey bro get in ts"
>>276184548
>deflecting
Parasite detected.
>Playing games
>Hear Mom calling
>She's pissed
>"Why were you ignoring me?"
>"Sorry I didn't hear you Mom."
>"Stop lying." or "Next time turn your game volume down"
>>276184408
>"get the fuck out of the way wide load I'm capping here"
>>276183071
finally someone explains to me why I should stay away from it, everyone is like "spice rum is shit", but they themselves don't know why.
>Buddy sees I'm playing a single player story game
>"MAN! I got a great story, let's Skype"
>its fucking nothing
Every time
>>276184383
NVM.
You're a Homestuck fan.
Into the trash.
>>276184465
>not moving out when you're 18
It's like your parents actually care for you and love you or something.
>>276180691
Why is it so funny to curse, stay stupid shit or flip off your pets /v/?
I just don't get why it's funny.
>>276184526
>tell them get it yourself you lazy fucks
>"DO YOU WANT TO BE KICKED OUT"
>k
>get a job immediately and make more money than them and they now beg me for money
why did i put up with their shit, why are parents such scum?
>>276184383
>homestuck fan
m8 i want to die in a pile of men and i'm still not gay enough to touch that.
>>276182064
>playing Stalker
>immersed as fuck
>friend asks me if I wanna play LoL on Steam
>ignore because he always keeps talking on and on and on
>after a while quit Stalker
>friend immediately sees that as a sign that I'm not AFK
>says ''hello?''
>after about 10 minutes set my status to ''Away''
>2 hours later
>he asks if I'm dead on Skype
>don't reply
>just want to play Stalker
>can't because he'll get suspicious when I'll go to offline mode
>just keep my status on ''away'' until he needs to go to bed
Sometimes I just need some time alone.
>can you pause it?
>its an online game
>just tell them all to stop for a minute
>yeah, that aint gonna happen
>>276184695
>It's like your parents actually care for you and love you or something.
Wait your parents don't like you because they don't want you to leech off them until you're 30?
>>276184748
Because you know they know and they can't do shit about it. Fuck you, cat.
>>276184695
i'm not a woman so i cant afford that
My bengal likes to hug me and sleep on my shoulders at the worst of times.
>>276184839
Your 'master' has such a small peon.
>>276184839
Then I'll get a handjob from him
>>276184871
Actually I don't think they understand. They probably think you are saying "what's up bro" or "want a treat" to them.
>>276184839
oh my
>>276184839
>>276184839
>hands behind the back but not bound together
>no mouth ring to keep it forced open
step it up
When the wife wants to tell me about her boring day at work, while I'm playing Smash Bros.
>>276184813
come play LoL with me already fag
>>276182064
>be productive all day
>do homework, clean room, etc etc
>decide to play a game
>mom: "YOU PLAY THOSE GAMES ALL DAY ANON"
>>276184825
>guys we have to stop attacking! Some dude's Mom on the other team needs him for a second!
>k
>>276184383
Not gay, but I'd totally fuck you in the ass while stroking your cock and gently kissing the nape of your neck. No homo.
>>276184668
>>276184794
lol that's not actually me though
this is all adorable
>>276184813
I'm glad steam has an offline option
Some people just can't take a fucking hint
>deal with mom vacuuming when I vidya for many, many years
>finally graduate college, move out
>find an apartment
>I can finally play vidya in peace and quiet!
>neighbor upstairs with OCD vacuums nonstop all day
Holy shit, /v/ is fucking filled with underaged.
>Wake up early
>Day off
>Parent at work
>Clean up as much as possible and get the house looking spotless except for locked rooms
>Study japanese a bit, practice drawing and study some more about that as well
>Friends invite me to play a match of DOTA
>Mom arrives home just as I'm starting a match
>"you need to get off that game, you've been playing all day; and don't lie and say you haven't."
Fucking hell
>>276183071
I like Sailor Jerry's mixed with store bought EggnogI'm sorry for such shit taste, I didn't know
>>276185319
>YOU NEVER CLEAN I DO EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE BY MY SELF
>she does fucking nothing ever
>>276184469
>Implying the nazis are the bad guys
GET OUT JEW
>>276181241
>not having a voip intercom/ip camera doorbellI'm thinking of setting one up myself just because
>>276185050
This image usage amuses me.
>>276185263
Not everyone can afford to leave their parents' home during or even after college you entitled shit
>>276185614
Glad you like it
>>276185458
>Work nearly 22 hours straight in the span of two days
>When I come home I immediately clean up any messes I see
>Decide to play a quick game since I can't sleep because of the caffeine effects in my migraine medicine
>"Why don't you ever do anything?"
>playing the game
>see hot girl in game
>have to stop and fap
Fuck you Rumble Roses.
>Living by yourself when you don't have a wife or children to raise
>Having a roommate, ever
For what purpose
>>276183749
>"Anon, could you take the trash out?"
>"Sure mom, will do it in 15 minutes"
>"okay, just be sure you don't forget about it, dear!"
Man, my parents were coolI miss my mom
>>276185631
>Couldn't afford to go to college
>Can barely manage to eat since I put my money into bills, studying material, and some games to keep me sane
>Friends in upper class who get fucking Dodge Vipers for getting A's on their college courses Crticizing me for not being out the house
>>276185926
It's cheaper to live in an apartment when 2+ of you pay the rent
>Finally some free time
>Sit down to play vidya
>Phone rings every 5 minutes, people knocking at the door all the time, my sister starts downloading some shitty Tv shows and my ping gets all fucked up, dad needs my help with something, etc.
Every fucking time. Its like they wait all day for me to open a game.
Every time
>>276184469
> Playing videogame peacefully
> Mom walks in barely dressed to talk about something
> Have to stop playing to masturbate
I hate this
Wait what?
It's not a good thing to live alone?
Will I be able to live alone on minimum wage?
>>276186047
>Friends in upper class who get fucking Dodge Vipers for getting A's on their college courses
Which courses ?
Because right now college is a unemployment trap.
