>Notch Has Bought a $70 Million Mansion in Beverly Hills
Why haven't you made a shitty game in Java yet, /v/?
is that candy or fucking arts and crafts supplies?
either way; fat fucking jew.
>>276173929
Is that fucking candy in those glass columns?
Guess he won't life long enough to really enjoy his billions with that diet.
>>276173929
>billionaire
>buys a giant candy dispenser
He might be more autistic than the kids who gave him all that money
your face knowing he can easily open up another studio and make even more money with another shitty game just based off his name and brand
>>276174076
It's candy
>>276173929
>An entire gym in his house
You just know he'll use it once and then never again.
How much money did he get from Microsoft?
Anyway he better be more careful with his funds.. He could end up on the streets.
What would you do with a billion dollars /v/?
hope he dies from those sweets fat fuck
>lightning struck for notch's game, therefore it will strike for any dumb fucking game i put out
logic
>>276174510
They did buy the studio for 2.5 billion.
>>276174297
I think it came with the house
>>276173929
Why wouldn't he? He's a fucking billionaire.
>Beverly Hills
Could he be anymore of a try hard? Beverly Hills is where braindead Arabs and Armenians go to brag about status, as they've seen it in movies.
There are nicer communities than that in Los Angeles if you have that much money to blow.
>>276174564
put it in the bank
>>276174564
I'd probably buy the Supreme Commander License and hand it over to the FaF guys.
>tfw 10€ worth of that candy was financed by me
>>276174564
Buy my favorite hockey team to save them from the ukrainian jew owner
>>276174719
i would put it in all the banks
ALL of them
>>276174490
>implying he'll ever use it
>>276174683
>Palos Verdes
>Manhattan Beach
Man I wish I still lived in LA.
>>276174564
Fund the rest of the Skullgirls characters,
buy /v/ mansion,
a cintiq 24HD,
and buy a house and get better as an artist.
>>276174564
Buy a $70 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
>>276174564
Buy a nice house and live off the rest I guess.
>>276174076
>Not wanting your own personal supply of pompoms and googly eyes
>>276174832
No you don't. Trust me.
California is the uncleaned asshole of the United States.
This place is fucking terrible and everyone in the world knows it, especially the other 49 states.
>mfw i didnt buy his shitty game
funded by autistic kids pocket money
Because I don't have any ideas
>>276174510
>Anyway he better be more careful with his funds
Buying property is one of the best things you can do with money. "Buy property, because they aren't making any more of it."
>>276174564
>What would you do with a billion dollars /v/?
Honestly? I'd probably go out lots with friends and family. I'd do lots of investing into projects I like, give out scholarships, donate to charity.
I'd set aside enough money for me. Maybe budget myself a half-million a year. The rest would be given to those I think deserve it most.
he's just going to die anyway in like 20 years
>>276174564
Buy a $80 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
>>276174890
>Thinking you can be rich and a good artist at the same time
Nigga if I had a billion dollars I'd do drugs all day and have sex with attractive women, being poor is absolutely necessary to being motivatedThank God I don't have an insane amount of cash, I'd be a complete piece of shit
>>276174564
fund Jari Mäenpää's music production
>anita and notch
>both shitty people
>both made rich and famous by /v/
Thanks autism!
Good on him.
He made a quality product and made a fortune, /v/ is just bitter about it because he realized /v/ is irrelevant in comparison to Reddit for making money so he went there for advice instead.
>>276174564
bone flo
>>276174564
Buy $90 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
>>276175016
East coast shit detected.You're partly right, but I refuse to accept anything is worse than NYC.
As for California, I just want to live in the nice weather again.
>>276174564
Blow it in all the hedonistic ways that everyone else here probably would but not admit to.
I hate him so much
>>276175016
Stay jelly Missouri
Lol
I think I'd rather have a career where I'm doing something for the betterment of mankind
>>276174564
put together the best japanese game designers and hentai artist to create ultimate weeb game that caters to all possible fetishes but still has 10/10 gameplay in traditional sense
release it for free
>>276174564
I would put a lot of it into the bank and live of the interest and then open a nice, quaint coffee shop because even if I didn't break even I wouldn't have to care or worry about it and could just enjoy running a small nice business. I've always wanted to do that but I don't have the expenses for me and it's too risky.
I'd also give money to friends and family.
>>276173929
>made in Java
Because the underlying fucking technology matters as OP's pic proved.
Idiots.
>>276174564
Move as far away from California as possible
Get a comfy small house in a deserted part of Alaska or something
Live off the rest knowing I'll never have to do another thing in my life
>tfw this i will never happen
>giant candy dispensers
>RIGHT OUTSIDE A FUCKING GYM
you guys know that notch is a big party animal right?
he owns a party company or some shit like that
.party()
http://www.dotparty.net/sanfrancisco/rsvp/
>Now in it's third year, .party()
is a traveling event series
created by Notch, and produced
by Production Club.
Our goal is to create unique
atmospheres that feature the
best electronic music acts,
top-tier production, and unite
gaming and music culture for
one amazing evening.
Recent events have featured
Skrillex + Diplo and Avicii.
>>276174564
>Buy an apartment in Tokyo and one in London
>Pay off all my family and extended families debts, give them all 500k each
>Cut all contact with them and never see them again
>Spend my life playing videogames, watching anime etc. while also wandering around Tokyo from time to time
I'd do things like leave a suitcase with 10k in it in a busy train/bus station and then stalk the person who picks it up. They can keep the money, I just wanna see how they spend it. I don't really care for million dollar mansions or sports cars, so a billion would last me a long time.
>>276175101
>Buy property, because they aren't making any more of it
it's land that the real suggestion suggest. People make more property as we speak
>>276175261
FUCKING THIS
you think she'd fuck me for 50mil?
I'd buy a bunch of land in Arizona, rather have land than a giant house surrounded by other people
>>276174334
but he hasn't and won't because he's lazy
>>276173929
who puts a bunch of candy dispensers next to a gym?
>>276173929
and to think that nigger used to come here
People who spend money like that end up broke as shit eventually.
Notch is a one trick pony, his wealth won't last.
why would you even have that much candy in the tubes like that? that shit would go off
>>276174564
Nuke the white house.
>>276174564
Two chicks at the same time
>>276175427
So lazy that he made 2.5 billion dollars in a few years?
Notch must be as lazy as you!
>>276175016
>uncleaned asshole
Man, what happened? I drove to downtown L.A. the other day, and it is downright fucking filthy and disgusting. Fat Mexicans everywhere, niggers, homeless encampments under overpasses, run down buildings, pot holes, graffiti.
Hell, I think the only people who actually show any pride in Los Angeles are Mexican teenagers who call the state "Cali" and are affiliated with gangs.
Just living in the Valley, my friends who are in their thirties still have to have room mates in spite of good jobs just to live in nice apartments.
What a disaster. The disparity in L.A. is so massive that it's becoming literally people like Notch on one end, and Mexican laborers on the other filling apartments with 10+ family members.
>>276174719
>good goym, fork over all your money to the jews!
>>276175016
The state has its faults but god damn, California isn't the worst state by far. I have no idea how you would come to say that it is the "uncleaned asshole"Louisiana is
this sack of shit used to post here asking for advice on his game, hell I think some anons just outright helped him with some of the code.you are goddamn right im jelly
>>276174564
Probably stash half of them away, give one-hundred millions to a friend in need and blow off the other half in investments, hedonistic stuff, new car, new house, whores, alcohol you name it i buy it.
>>276174564
Fund my vigilantism to remove evil and corruption from this world.
>>276175520
Not if you're a fat fuck and eat it all before then.
>>276175491
I guarantee he's already got a guy making it so he'll pretty much never go broke
>>276174564
Convince some person who rules france to sell me the french catacombs and then buy all of the worlds chocolate pudding and fill up the entire catacombs with chocolate pudding.
I really wanna see the reaction to something so surreal and weird happening. The hilarity of the shitstorm would be amazing and also we can call ipkfg[][;'./
>>276175403
>you think she'd fuck me for 50mil?
Probably. I always thought if I had billions that I might just rent out my favorite porn stars for the night. They're used to having sex on camera for a few thousand dollars. I'm sure Jynx Maze would suck my dick for 10 grand.
And yet hes still alone.
>>276175148
You know he'll just not do anything right? He'll sit on his projects and just be a lazy shit.
>Beverly Hills
I don't know, I never really wanted to live in a 1 season-summer-long state like Florida, California, ect. Probably because I lived in Cali for half of my life and when I moved to Michigan for a month with my uncle when I was 17, I fell in love. I want to live in a place with four seasons, not somewhere where it's hot all the time and everyone's a douche. Because when I'm stuck in a circumstance where everything is the same and it repeats over and over again, I just get depressed.
That might just be me, and guess what? I don't fucking care.
>>276175543
IM TELLING ON YOU
I still dont understand why Minecraft is so popular. It never left the alpha stage of development.
>>276174564
Instead of wasting a tenth of it on a shit house in california I would buy a house in texas that is twice the size for a fraction of the price. Then with the rest of the money I would probably just buy enough food to never leave the house for the next 50 years and shitpost on /v/ all day.
>>276175320
we need more people like you anon, im touched
fucking hell I wouldn't even know what to do with all that cash
I'm happy in my 1 bedroom apartment
>>276175546
>>276174564
Put enough into savings so that I could comfortably live off of the interest for the rest of my life, then use the rest to pay off close relative debts and donate to charities that will actually use the money instead of pocketing it.
>>276175375
>Buy an apartment in Tokyo and one in London
>one in London
Why in the everloving fuck would you want to live in London?
>>276174564
>Buy a nice apartment in Boston
>Set up a record label
>Invest a good portion of it wisely
>Start a program where young children living in the city have an opportunity to camp up in the White Mountains and explore.
>Maybe start a charity and college scholarships for fledgeling musicians.
I think I like to see other people happy more than trying to make myself happy, as I don't think the latter can really be accomplished anymore.
>>276175309
Mexican detected.
Go back to Mexico you fuck.
You're half the reason this place sucks. The other half is the retarded white communist hippies everywhere.
>>276174564
>5'6
seems like she'd be taller than that
>>276174564
Buy a $100 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
>>276175707
What's wrong with that? Most women are terrible and their only value is sex.
>>276175546
>>276175552
>everyone who has money has done so through working hard
Hahaha holy shit anon, grow the fuck up.
>>276175375
Oh and I'd also pay to have my favourite games and anime get sequels.
I want a proper Darker than Black season 2 dammit. Also, Dragons Dogma 2. They can keep the profit, I don't even care if I lose a little money on the deal.
>>276175554
Mega corporations want cheap labour. Also Jews
>>276174564
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics.
>>276174564
Buy a beachside mansion inNew Jersey, a shitload of fine art I have no use for, then jerk off and get swept away by the tide.
>>276174564
I'd buy a pet Giraffe.
Then I'd buy video games.
Honestly, I'd probably use the money to make a decent arcade somewhere here in the midwest, where there is nothing like that. i dont care if it is a terrible investment, i want a place full of fightan and vidya games with tournies and shit left and right. Maybe a bar too, because im a filthy alcoholic.
>>276174890
>Fund the rest of Skullgirls
You have a kind heart. I like you.
>>276173929
Second dick via surgery, also a pet shark and gallons of that liquid lollipop candy. Also a bitchin beach house. And I'd buy ten million balloons, hire poor schmucks to inflate them all with helium, then watch them all float into the stratosphere.
>>276174564
Build the worlds largest candy dispenser.
>>276174564
Find all the games that could be but cannot because no funds (like Zero Escape 3) and fund them
>>276175641
There are a million "guys" trying to make it.
Minecraft was a once in a lifetime thing. It won't happen again for him.
>>276175912
If I had a million bucks, I would give a fuck cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks.
>>276175826
Because I'm Irish and London is just better than Dublin. The only other english speaking major city would be in America, and fuck living there.
>This is all /v/'s fault.
>>276175860
TV does that. Tom Cruise is 3'7
>>276175707
>His ugly wife left HIM
Can you even fathom how much of a useless beta he must've been for that to happen
>>276173929
I bet you he kills himself in 5 years. Screen cap this. Money can't buy happiness. See: Robin Williams
>>276174564
Everything. What couldn't I do?
Buy a house in Virginia,
Buy a house somewhere on the West Coast
Buy an apartment in Vancouver
Buy my mother a home with lots of land in Flawda and a second home in Virginia.
Give close friends and family at LEAST 500k or more each. Close family, probably a few million.
Save and donate most of the rest, living off and vacationing on the maybe 100 million I have left. Give the rest to my kids when I die.
>>276174564
I'd have it converted entirely into coins and rebuild Scrooge McDuck's money vault. Then I'd hire people to dress up as the Beagle Boys while they hatch lame brain ideas to steal me fortune. I'd travel the world killing them once every week.
>>276176028
If we happen to have the capacity to make someone a billionaire why dont we just all make eachother billionaires? Then we can shitpost on /v/ all day long! Its genius!
>>276175850
>You're half the reason this place sucks. The other half is the retarded white communist hippies everywhere.
That's why I hate the bay area. Nothing but niggers and white liberals who are even more extreme than they are in the South of California.
>>276173929
>literally became a billionare by doing absolutely nothing
what a piece of shit dude, you damn right im jelly
>>276174564
buy a nice house away from the city (far enough to still have access to nice internet) buy everything i would need to not really get out of it very much, buy the best PC i can, all consoles, and all the games i would want, and save the rest i suppose, maybe donate most of it since i would have no use to that much money
>>276176025
Make the world suck my dick without a condom on?while i'm on the john
>post yfw you didn't give this fat piece of shit any money
if i had a billion i'd invest it in north korea
>>276176106
robin williams was always depressed anyways. being rich doesnt change that. a happy man becoming rich is now a rich happy person
>>276176106
Robin was broke
>>276176026
English is pretty much universal at this point, you could live almost anywhere only speaking it.
>>276176106
>Money can't buy happiness
anyone who says this doesn't know how to use it
>>276174564
idk go surf and do heaps of drugs and stuff.
and buy a sick car
and do more drugs
and fuck expensive bitches
probably be like the billionaire in Stretch
travel wherever the fuck i wanted
>post yfw you gave this fat piece of shit money and you still enjoy minecraft
>>276174564
>give 300 million to friends and family
>laser my eyes
>move to Spain
>start a game dev
>make supreme commander 3 and Heavy Gear 3
>create shitty tournaments with the profits
>>276176026
Why the fuck would you want to live in a major city instead of getting land and the peace that comes with it
>>276174490
Right next to his giant personal candy dispenser
>>276176170
>>276176026
>London
>Better than Dublin
HAH
>>276176149
He made a successful game
What is it with you guys being so jealous of someones success that you have to pretend they don't deserve it?
>Buying such opulent shit
First off I'll admit I'm jelly of the fat swede but I don't think he's that happy if he has throw money in such material crap.
If I had a billion fucking dollars I'd have lovely apartments all over the world for sure, but why own a 70 Million Dollar Mansion? That's just fucking overkill.
>>276175427
Like a good programmer should be
>>276173929
thats ugly. with the sort of money he has I'd buy a comfy hobbit home in a fjord somewhere and personally pay for high speed cable internet lines to reach it
>>276176170
Microsoft gave him more money than every single customer of his, many times over.
>>276175576
FUCK YOU! I like this place. Unless you are talking about New Orleans, then I agree.
>>276173929
>buying a mansion in a shitstain place like Beverly Hills.
He's as terrible at spending money as he as coding.
>>276174564
Pretty much Dan Bilzerian's lifestyle
Honestly I'd just buy a nice house here in my city, because I like my city
I'd rent rooms out to friends that wanted to come live with me, rent free
Use the money to keep the house eternally stocked up on whatever food I want
Eat out with friends, my treat, every night wherever we wanted
Would have a nice car to drive around
Go shopping for a lot of nice clothes
And then I'd still have absolute fucktons of money left
I dunno, probably just go out and fuck the world's best porn stars or something?
>>276176106
I heard he got parkinsons or some shit which is why he killed himself because he didnt want to be a gross cripple.
>>276174564
Make and support arcade business for five years.
Buy out surrounding eatery or store for cross promotion.
>1000 tickets from arcade is a free entree. (Limit 1 per month with thumb print, no lucky jews here)
>10000 tickets is 10% off all year for one person
Leave grandparents and father in charge of those.
Pay off paypal
Buy Vespa, mod to Haruko's paint job.
Month long road trip to LA fromto Detroit.
Find Vanguard Princess dev.
Shove 2 mil up his ass to make a new one.
Go ironically full jew myself and have money split across a safe in storage, the bank, a locked pocket in my bike bag, and an underground hallway with the initial lock hot gluedwith a pitfall where there is no escape if you go the wrong way.
>>276174564
Make the best game ever.
>>276176130
Fuck my uncle is one of those extreme liberal faggots and he will not listen to reason no matter how many facts I use to prove my point.
So much jelly in this thread
>>276174564
I really don't know
I can't even make £2k last 4 months, so I guess I'll just spend a billion on videogames, weed and a castle to live in.
I'd buy a plot of land and make it into the best paintball place around though.
I'd go to Chernobyl too, I think it's really interesting and I'd love the scared feeling I'd get in my stomach while I was there too, it would be great.
I'd somehow try to make friends with famous people too, I'd love to play vidya and talk to some of the ones that I think are cool, I guess spending enough money and hanging out where they hang out will get me a foot in the friendship door.
I'd visit all the places I thought were cool and if there's any left I'd probably just keep it for a while and dip into it when I need it.
I'd fund a worldwide Death Grips tour too.
>>276176351
>Why own a 70 million dollar mansion
Why the fuck not that dude has pretty much unlimited money now.
>>276176287
With friends, occasionally, but i had my fun at the time
>>276176351
You have to consider location though. It is probably more along the lines of a McMansion, and you can probably get something of similar scale in a state like Oklahoma for under $300k.
But yes, people are such stupid fucks they'll proudly rip themselves off to live in California.
>all of you faggots have never been to northern cali
Southern California is fucking garbage and the only reason to go down there is for conerts
>>276176501
don't tell me you're not? who the fuck WOULDN'T want a billion dollars?
>>276176351
The mansion doesn't cost 70 mil, the land in a terrible fucking location does.
>>276176340
>deserves all this wealth for being a well known lazy piece of shit that hit a goldmine and instead of working hard to deliver on quality content decided to take his earnings and fuck off
Such integrity, such deserving of praise.
>>276174564
Finish my current degree, start a new degree, move back to my hometown.And browse a whole lot of /v/. I would probably die a fat slob looking at porn and bickering on 4chan, then leave the remaining $950 or so million to a handful of charities. I don't think I'd need more than a fraction of it for myself.
>>276173929
>shoes in the house
fucking americunts
![keikaku[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OKAWdz8.jpg "keikaku[1].jpg")
Say whatever you want, he deserves respect, made himself a millonaire(and others)with only one game
>POST YFW YOU ARE NOTCHS CHILLENS AND NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
>>276176618
notch is swedish
>>276176415
That'd be especially fucked up since he used to be in St. Jude's commercials.
>Why bother trying to fight your illness kids? Just die.
>>276176527
>that dude has pretty much unlimited money now
He doesn't own Minecraft anymore, Microshit does.
>>276176663
>notch
>have children
>>276176378
what has MS even done with it so far? maybe they'll make it part of common core
>>276176671
And he's already been tainted.
>>276176584
He had to make the game to hit that goldmine, if he didn't make it he'd still be in Sweden
He deserves it and would you like some peanut butter with your jelly?
>>276176317
It is for a shut in NEET who only ever leaves the house to get on the bus and go poke around game shops.
>>276176297
Because you'd get a shitty internet connection and if you feel like having a Twix you can't just walk 5 minutes down the road. I like my solitude, but I also like convinience.
>>276176214
I'd feel like a dick living in Italy or Spain and refusing to use anything but english.
>>276176772
>what has MS even done with it so far?
Seems like they're planning on making a bunch of DLC/expansions for it.
I can see my 10 euros from the alpha sitting right there in his terrible taste in decor
>>276173929
>Beverly Hills
Why the fuck? I'd buy out Öland and just kick it with the sheep.
>>276176772
They're make a story mode or some shit and repacking mods as DLC on cuntsoles.
>>276174564
put it in my money jar for a rainy day
>>276176772
Probably nothing, I would imagine their share holders were not pleased.
>>276175546
Right on
>>276174564
Buy somefriends
>>276176287
minecraft was cheaper than the thousands i spent on mmos
I doesn't look very homey. It looks like a 70 million dollar mansion.
>>276175261
This.
Notch is going to get so fat with a private chef. It's going to be disgusting watching this man balloon up.
>>276174564
Buy a cozy small house. Dress and act like a normal person to not draw attention. Help my mom pay off her debt. Save the money, but invest in some of it.
>>276174564
Put away money so I can live comfortably without having to work.
Get a better house in a better place, can´t decide where exactly right now, it wouldn´t be too decadent.
Finish my Lego wishlist.
Fund several movies, tv shows and videogames, of course the best works of fiction since the silent era.
Would have been nice.
>>276176772
I lol'd.because it's true, fucking schools are dumb as shit.
>>276176554
What part? The bay area sucks.
>>276176898
You'd have millions to spend on getting a decent connection and getting shit delivered.
>>276176663
>Be the children of a known autistic fatass
>Bear the shit genetics of said man
>Not even money can fix those shit genetics
I would suicide
>>276174683
All the true rich people live in bel-air
>all these people saying he's lazy
He's a made man, he doesn't have to fucking work anymore. He's gonna spend the rest of his life doing whatever the fuck pleases him, he doesn't have to succeed more than he has already.
You would do the same.
>>276174076
look how fucking jealous you are
>>276174564
Pay all the debts that my family have, study to work at my dream job since money is not a problem and just live happily.
Wasn't Notch married and got a divorce a few months before the MS deal.
>>276176554
>Northern California
>Good
The wealth disparity is just as bad there as it is in Socal, only difference is you guys are packed with niggers and we have all the Mexicans.
I'm so glad I fucking left Commiefornia, the rent I had to pay for a small apartment was the same as a lavish one in Las Vegas. And people are actually nicer in Sin City.
>>276174564
Real estate in Tokyo. Maybe a nightclub in Shibuya.
>>276176527
Because, it's not unlimited, but more than that because it's retarded. Having money shouldn't lower your standards.
For 70 million he could have had customized home the size of forty of those, his own fucking multistory gigantic base. He could have designed his home so that he could fucking drive a fucking corvette around inside the fucking thing just to get around and parked it in the kitchen because fuck the world, you need a corvette to go to the kitchen from your bedroom. He could have spent the money being awesome, instead he spent it on being a nigger trying to act popular because he's seen America in movies. He could have chosen from all sorts of prime locations and scenic areas and he chose to squat in an overpriced shithole for insane sociopaths.
daily reminder that people that hate on Java are fat NEET neckbeards that droppped out and will never EVER get a job and would be lucky to even get an IT job
also CentOS is best linux fucking deal with it /g/
>>276173929
>Why haven't you made a shitty game in Java yet, /v/?
Kids wouldn't pay for furry porn game.
>>276176991
Pretty much this in a way, it'll be impressive for the first year or so but after a while it'll start to make you feel lonely living in a massive house by yourself.
Not even a year, after a month you'd start feeling like shit.
>>276173929
Someone please explain to me how foreigners can buy property in the united states?
>>276177119
Money will fix shit genetics soon enough
>>276177067
>Lego
nice
>>276174564
>Buy the rights to Banjo Kazooie
>Sell like, 2% of it to Grant Kirkhope so he'll always be in the running to compose the next game
>License the rights to Nintendo since they're the only ones who still make 3D platformers
And then I'll do boring shit. Hire an investor to invest a decent chunk of it into stocks, put the rest into savings, travel around a lot, and then come home to live in a moderately modest house. I'll never let anyone know how much money I actually have, and it shouldn't ever come up in conversation since I'd be living an average middle-class life.
My kids won't even know how much money I have saved until after I'm dead, just so it won't ruin them. I'm a poorfag, so I'd be totally happy just being able to live in a decent-sized house and buy whatever vidya I want without having to wait a year for it to go on sale.
>>276174564
put the money somewhere safe and pretend it doesnt exist. Continue my studies so I don't look like a fat, useless, piece of shit who got lucky
>>276177204
>live in Grass Valley
>99% white
>only 5 black people who were all related when I graduated
Yeah ok guy
>>276177167
>He's a made man, he doesn't have to fucking work anymore. He's gonna spend the rest of his life doing whatever the fuck pleases him, he doesn't have to succeed more than he has already.
This nigga be right, he got his endgame while still being young.
Exactly what i want to do, fuck yes i'd do it
>>276177237
DART is better in every respect.
>tfw you wasted your life shilling a game from the very beginning so he could buy a house
gg i guess
>>276174564
Invest half of it in a movie I want to make. I won't care if it gets shit on, I just want to make it.
Another 100 million bux into investment of start-ups, stock etc.
Then I will live off the rest.
>>276177296
>worrying about how other people view you when you have ONE BILLION DOLLARS
I might feel different if I was rich, but the thought of a mansion doesn't really appeal to me. I'd like a big house, but not a mansion. I want a cozy home.
>>276174564
Pay off the mortgage on the place I'm living at right now. Save the rest, invest in stocks, maybe buy a few commercial properties to rent out.
>>276174564
Buy a new car with a new insurance, leave my tiny flat for a nice house, travel, invest in houses/flats I would rent... buy some new figures... put on rails personal projects... this kind of stuff.And I forgot to mention the whores to replace my two shitty ex-gf.
>>276177428
It seems like most people with mansions spend very little time in them. It's mostly an investment.
>>276174564
buy iphones to feed them to children in africa
>>276176045
After a year of marriage, which is how long you have to wait to get a divorce in Swedland.
Chick was a gold digger.
>>276175320
Ok, I am sold.
>>276173929
not gonna lie
I am jelly at his candy dispenser
>>276177428
I think the only way I could justify it is if I had a wife + kids. Otherwise I'd just have a nice condo.
>>276176106
>Make over a dozen classic famous films
>Kill yourself
>Everyone pretends they care for 2 weeks
>You're rarely brought up after that
Always surprises me how even the most famous people in the world are forgotten almost immidiately after they die. And it always annoys me how many sycophants line up to post cheesy poems and cringy comments on twitter. His own daughter posted some cheesy poem she found on google on her twitter when he hadn't even been buried yet. If any of them really cared about him like they say then he wouldn't have killed himself.
>ctrl-f 'Donate'
>4 matches
Ya'll niggers need Jesus.
>all these people saying they would donate a lot of their $1b
Like fuck you guys would, you'd blow every dime on bad purchases and maintenance costs because you have no idea how to maintain cashflows
>her face when she left him before he got the 2 billions
>>276177318
Eh thought you were in San Fagcisco.
Keep it quiet that your place is actually livable. You don't want the rest of that awful state knowing the truth.
>>276177389
Unless by investing in stocks you mean starting your computerized microtrading, you're likely just going to get fucked.
Start ups can be good the problem is why you're doing it. If you're looking for a great business plan you'll make money and shit on the world. If you're looking to improve the world, you're not going to make great money for the most part.
>>276177640
Damn straight. I'd move to Japan and get me a big apartment at the top of a skyscrapper.
I am not even a weeb, Japan is just great if you're rich.
>>276177669
>If any of them really cared about him like they say then he wouldn't have killed himself.
That's so wrong.
>>276177701
>these people wouldn't donate and somehow dick around to the point they waste 1 billion USD.
Have a little faith in your fellow man.
>>276177701
There is no cashflow. Just a billion dollars in my bank. I could buy every ship in STO, order chinese every night and get my cat a vet visit. Sounds pretty easy to manage
>>276174334
except Scrolls has done shit
>>276173929
>Wall of Diabetes.jpg
>>276177793
I hope Notch is pretentious enough to have someone make a Biography about him.
Would love to know what caused him to lose ez.
>>276175873
>and their only value is sex.
I wish that was a value most of them had. Most of them are generally shit at sex. Their value is more looking sexy.
>>276177859
>Japan is just great if you're rich.
Also if you're white apparently. Japanese business people love having white guys work in their company because it makes them look successful.
>>276174564
move out of america. make even more money in South East Asia, help in develop, have sex with beautiful Asian women the rest of my life
>>276174564
Set aside $100 million to make the greatest CUHRAZY action game exclusive toPC/Wii U, developed by the greatest Jap game designers in history. Then travel the world and fuck bitches without a condom, so that I can beat out Will Chamberlain for most illigitimate children. After enriching the world with my autismal culture. I will return to America and get shitfaced in every bar across the country, settle down in a state with lax gun laws, and proceed to become a vigilante for 6 months by killing douchebags and bribing cops. I will end my life at the fruitful age of 60 by firebombing every shit game studio and bragging about it on 4chan, streaming vidya as my house gets swatted.
>>276174564
Buy a cozy flat in Japen and some land on the outskirts of Japen, then build a cozy traditional house, with a cozy traditional interior and make my garage connect with the living room with a wall of glass so that I can look at my Lamborghini Miura Jota, Aston Martin DB5, Pagani Huarya, Jaguar E-Type, Toyota 2000GT and Daihatsu Midget whilst I take my meals or idle about.
I wanna see that fat fuck come up with a better use of money than this.
2 billions is SO MUCH MONEY that if you'd put it in the bank and lived off only the interests, you'd still be filthy rich.
Why the fuck is he wearing shoes inside? Where the fuck does he have to bounce to? He has no friends.
>>276174564
>retire
>give lots of money to my friends and family so they can all retire too
>hire an architect to build me an extremely nice house somewhere scenic
>fund video games that aren't shit
>donate whatever else is left to charity
>>276177802
When I said Northern Cali I meant anything above shithole Sacramento. Very nice and cozy, except for North San Juan and Chico unless you're a college student
>>276174564
build a huge wall around a $70 million dollar mansion
>>276177669
People can't grieve forever, Anon. I grieved over the loss of my grandmother for about a month, then accepted it and knew I had to move on.
>>276178035
>Sacramento
damn it anon, my heart is still tender
>>276176106
>Money can't buy happiness
The poorfag's manifesto
>>276174564
buy the HOMM series from Jewbisoft and make a REAL sequel. Also make a HOMM theme park in Slovakia or any slav city
>>276176383
New Orleans is the savior of your shithole state by letting people rent parades and drink in the streets
>>276174564
>fix up my parent's place and give my mom the house she always wanted
>buy a house in a nice neighborhood. Not too big
>buy every video game I want before the ps4/WiiU/XboxOne era
>build the best gaming pc of all time
>have giant life size sex dolls of all my waifus made with fleshy insides done in high quality detail.
>go on /v/ every now and then and show off
>>276174564
put 5 mil away for myself then open up investment opportunities for things like development of infrastructure in poor nations.
my time in afghanistan made me realize how, even though my life was shitty in america, i still took far too many things for granted
i want to find a way to help them, and i mean really help them. with 1 Billion i could change the world. maybe not for the whole world, but proper irrigation, sewer, etc, will change many many lives for the better
>>276178116
I don't really care how long they grieve for.
It's just surprising that you can spend decades building up your fame and it all dissipates in under a month.
>>276174564
build a goddamn castle, like Richard Garriot. Then, open up a bunch of arcades.
>>276174564
Buy some land, maybe 10 acres, get it fully fenced and shitpost on /v/ all day and get some more german shepherds
>>276178137
My hometown too, grew up in shitty apartments in a ghetto. I'd miss the place if my parent's car wasn't broken into every other week
>>276174564
Buy a 4chan pass.
>>276177669
Goes to show you
People dont give as much of a fuck about certain things
Look at someone like Kurt Cobain
That nigger killed himself like 20 years ago now and thats still considered "holy shit thats a big deal" territory, because of the impact it had on music and why he did it
Robin Williams was, sadly, just a good voice actor and sometimes funny/touching comedian
Congratulations /v/, you helped this fat idiot get his millions.
>>276174297
>implying you wouldn't want it
>>276175873
>>276174564
i would go to taco bell and buy ONE OF EVERYTHING
>>276177942
he made the mistake of releasing that around the time fucking Hearthstone came out
it never had a chance
>>276173929
I've never seen /v/ this jealous before.
>mfw his annual property tax will cost more than any of us ITT make in a year
>>276177403
>worrying about how other people view you when you have ONE BILLION DOLLARS
Well I can't eat the money and having sex with it sounds painful. I could maybe use it to fuck with people in incredibly complicated and extensive ways but otherwise I don't really see any reason to have it.
>>276177669
>are forgotten almost immidiately after they die
I guess that would make people with depression happy, that it's exactly what they hope for. To not bother anybody with grieving and remembrance.
>>276177976
Wii U is shit, best avoid it entirely. Also you don't need anywhere near 100 million to do that. 30 mil is what you expect of poorly managed, overmarketed and jacked up price for retarded shit like name brand voice actors and likenesses.
For 100 million you can make like twenty awesome games... If you released them in a series you'd build up your money to a more sustainable base. You'd lose money though because no one wants to play a CUHRAZY action game. They want to play a plodding, slow, and easy not quite action game.
You'd have to buy out reviews and even word of mouth will dent your influx since people will say it fucking sucks because it's too likely too difficult.
>>276174564
buy a mansion and fill it with super models who clean it in french maid costumes. Then by the end of the day they have sex with each other in the same room as me while I browse /v/.
>>276177318
>look up GV
>46 black people according to the 2012 census
lmao
