Sum up a video game with a Spongebob quote.
make me
Wait a minute, Patrick... I'M the maniac!
SOILED IT
>"Firmly grasp it"
>Clown has disarmed Security Officer
>"FIRMLY grasp it"
>Clown has disarmed Security Officer
>"FIRMLY GRASP IT"
Eeeeeeeeelsssssss
"Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb" - Patrick
>I lost something once........I lost something I couldn't live without......my identify
>“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
>what is every hard-mode enemy ever
"Normal size and fully functional"
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
Oh these aren't home made, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.They're bombs.
>demon souls
"how tough am i?!?"
What's this thing made out of?
REHASHES!
>>275444742
What's so great about dumb old Texas anyway?
>"Why"
>>275451750
>HAHAHAHA, IT'S A GIRAFFE!
"It feels like someone WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"
First go like this, spin around - stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot - Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then...
This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... Advanced darkness.Dragon's Dogma
>>275451867
holy fucking shit
>Sonic Adventure 2
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Sandys a girl?!?!
SPRINTING YES I JUST GOTTA KEEP SPRINTING
>>275451325
>Not Clone Hut Jr.
"Would you like another cloned moveset with an edgy twist, palette swap?"
"What? I am not a palette swap!"
"I am sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate you are indeed a palette swap."
"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"You can't hide what's inside."
>>275444742
That's it mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
>>275451995
"WOO! Yeah! Shake it! Shake that bubble butt!"
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
>>275444742
>Spongebob
>Good
>>275452381
>I don't understand the point of these threads
>And Gary and Lary are real different than Jerry.
Time splitters FP
Dehehehehehehehehe
"A five letter word for happiness? Money."
Rock...Bottom.
EA's roller coaster tycoon phone game without paying.
>Alright money, I mean kids! It's time for the grand unveiling of MONEY, I mean Krabby Land!
At least I'm safe inside my mind!
>>275452205
top fucking kek
i hate when people say all 3D sonic games are bad. SA2 is golden.
"Well the way I see it there are three possibilities. One, you put the dime in me pants, two, ya put the dime in me pants, or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!"
He's squidward, you're squidward... I'M SQUIDWARD!
>>275452678
We also would have accepted:
Now I'm gonna kick your butt twice as hard.
>>275452874
I forgot the fucking image.
I love money-ay!
>>275446804
underrated post.
keked
>>275446804
Would have also accepted pic related
>Oh shitlords, if only you could hear how dumb you sound right now. With all your talk of imaginary cronyism. You caught me in a good mood. I'll humor you. Why don't you go tell them all about how it's really about ethics in games journalism.
I'M ON PATROL, I'M ON PATROL, I'M ON PATROOOOOOL!!!
"You know these were white when I bought them"
-Pink Dick
>>275453728
Status report!
He's not in the poison sea urchin beds.
Well, look again!
He's not in the leech farm.
Well, look again!
He's not in my thoughts.
Well, think again!
>>275453546
>Sum up a video game with a Spongebob quote.
>VIDEO GAME
>SPONGEBOB QUOTE
You posted neither.
>Murder: Soul Suspect
>>275454047
>sperging out over a /v/ culture thread
>not knowing "I'm With Stupid"
Suck my dick
choke on it
>Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!
>>275452572
>I was born post S1-3
You need to be 18+ to post in this site.
Patrick, I don't think wumbo is a real word.
![1358565222_4639_magicka[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JEAfPGG.jpg "1358565222_4639_magicka[1].jpg")
>HINGA DINGA DURGEN
STILL NO PICKLES!
>Oh Puh-lease, I have no soul
>“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”
>>275454325
>He watches Spongebob
kek
>>275454572
He said he was born before spongebob. Meaning he watched probably as a little kid. How dumb can you be
>>275444742
How young are you faggots to honestly have watched this shit tier show enough to quote it? How underage are all of you>?
>Turn around, stop! Double take 3 times! 1, 2, 3! Aand PELVIS THRUST! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it aroouund toowwn. Then you this and this and thisthisthisthisthis this this and then...!
ALIEN HUNTING, ALIEN HUNTING!
>>275453546
I bet all she really wants is a good old fashioned dicking.
>>275454839
Ingredients:
1% Evil
99% Shitposting
>>275454901
best one ITT
>I will now assault your mind with subliminal messages.
>>275454572
>watches
Watched. Do you know how fucking old Season 1-3 are? You probably weren't even born.
>>275454901
>>275454965
samefag
>>275454951
No anon, making and posting unironically in a Spongebob thread is shitposting. Kill yourself.
>>275455159
>He watched Spongebob
ayy lmao
Chocolate? Did you say...chocolate?
>shitting on SB threads
/v/ hasn't been taken over by tumblr and reddit they said.
>I made this one with my tears
>>275455287
>Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen... He was #1!
Oh, no. I've seen this on the late show. you ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards.
Pretty Patties.
Then...... HE GOT HIT BY A BUS! And at his funeral they fired him!
>>275452359every CoD game or shooter with sprinting ever
>>275452359
Tribes: Ascend?
>>275455931
Good one
>I feel like somebody... wants to sell me something!
>Any F2P game
IT WAS HIS HAT MISTER KRABS... HE WAS NUMBER ONE
>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>Heh. Stop joking. Tell him your name.
I am not a weenie!
>Kicking!? I wanna do some kicking!
>>275456370
>Am I ugly?
>MY EYES! MY EYES!
>>275454839
I know this is bait but I'm 20
>>275456335
I've got the million dollar hat!
>I don't need it.
>I don't need it.
>I definitely don't need it.
>>275452121
hownu.ru
Alien: Isolation
[dolphin noises]
Curse you Plankton, and your ability to join together and form a giant working human ear.
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR.KRABS
>>275444742
>You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be alright
>>275454062
>gender-swapping in Dark Souls II
My Thighs!!?!
>>275458206
10/10
>>275444742
>Wow, you guys are good. I’m the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It’s the perfect crime!
>Why don't you ask me later
>>275458623
Perfect.
>>275459165
>1 year later
>This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is- advanced darkness!
>>275444742
>So, you were an alien all along, and you didn't even tell me?
>I didn't even know!
>>275444742
>Have you finished those errands?
>Have you finished those errands?
>Have you finished those errands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW54a5dq7xU
>>275458206
Fucking lost it
>>275459920
Perfect
>>275451867
I love you.
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until 4
>>275444742
>"Make poses with me!"
>>275459127
That actually sounds like Men Levine's writing
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
>"Holy fuck Patrick, I can't believe you were dumb enough to fall for Sony's lies again and buy another video game system that has no games for it. If you can't shape the fuck up and spend money wisely I'm not going to help you anymore, I've been working my fucking ass off to get a raise from Mr. Krabs just to pay for your shitty decisions and you just won't fucking quit. Keep it up you 5 sided dildo and I'm done."
We don’t really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?
Mr. Krabs! It's not tainted meat, its painted meat.
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>"For doing absolutely nothing longer then everyone else, we would like to present you with this award."
>"I've got to protect my title."
Why don't we take Bikini Bottom...and PUSH IT somewhere else!?
>>275454839
>How young are you faggots
But anon. Spongebob came out in 99.
24 year olds watched this as a kid.
>>275444742
>"I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep."
>Now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me!
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME
>>275461149
Excellent
>>275461149
Also applies to Saints Row 3/4
The ceiling is right, Squidward, you're not a very good employee.
>Uhh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH
>>275461241
>>275461241
I don't get it....
>>275462006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW54a5dq7xU
IF I FLIP THE PIZZAS MR AZIZ WILL FLIP OUT
>>275462196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
Goddammit, why does my computer keep failing to copy Youtube links?
>>275461241
ah, memories.
>>275452972
>missing the joke
>>275458206
Every time.
>MOUNTAIN CLIMBING ADVENTURE
"Can you hurry it up? I'm running out of time cards."
I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me, wumbo.
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?
giseg
>>275464556
>not "so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one".
>>275460275
>>275460908
The most underrated posts here.
Is this the part where we start kicking?
>>275465176THAT AIN'TWumbo Wing
>You're good you're good... don't worry cap'n. Well buff out those scratches.
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
>>275453372
you're either a newfag or a redditfag
either way you're fucking stupid
>Remember, licking doorknoobs is illegal on other planets!"
>>275458206
Lold hard
>>275451615
10/10
NOT WHEN I SHIFT TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
>>275468227
heh
A five letter word for happiness . . . money.
>>275452359
Half Life 2?
>>275461546
Underrated
>>275461780
Top kek
>>275444742
The "I really wish I weren't here right now" button
>hello?
>I love you
"Well maybe it's just because you're ugly"
"You took my only food
now im gonna starve"
>life's as EXTREME as you wanna MAKE IT!
>>2754522051 is better
>>275457356
actually pretty good
lol
>>275458206
every thread this gets posted and every time I laugh at it
>>275460571
>>275461241
those were the best missions
>>275453129
Please don't open those old wounds anon... I can't take that again.
Dante come home...
;___;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8NGcO_OvqA
https://twitter.com/paultibbitt/status/542862854622162944
HOLY SHIT
People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
> IMAGINATION
>>275458341
wow, incredibly underrated post
Under a rock! Its so original!
>>275455656
>>275458206
![plankton-regular-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H2mEbRP.jpg "plankton-regular-1[1].jpg")
>>275473681
>Hey so how are you guys doing with SpongeBoOH MY GOODNESS
>NICK!!!
>Win this one because I told you to
>BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO
ALRIGHT PINHEAD, YOUR TIME IS UP
>and I only cried for 20 minutes
>>275473140
>Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy spot their arch enemy, Reflecto, up to no good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeTRX9wt5Wg
>>275472570
>He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
Well, that's a spirit breaker.
>STILL ALIVE
Eh, I tried.
>>275474094
Fuck I need to go play that again.
I wonder if I still have the original disc..
FLOOR IT?
>>275475367
This would have been better if I used Portal 2.
>Uh, beef wellington?
>uh no your name.
>Uh, ermm the fork on the left?
>Stop joking tell him your name.
>My name?
>WE THREW OUT HIS NAMME!
>>275475426
Both this and my LegoLand disks are scratched up...
Spongebob: What do your normally do when I'm gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
>>275475541
You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!
>Civ 5 on easier difficulties
REV UP THOSE ENGINES BECAUSE I'M SURE READY FOR SOME...Wait, only 4 tracks? HELP HELP! MY LEG
>>275474881
>you used me
>for LAND DEVELOPMENT
>>275452274
FUCKING LOST
>Good people don't rip other people's arms off!
YOU DOODLE!!!! ME SPONGEBOB!!!
>>275460543
Dragons Dogma
>>275459165
>this time it's gonna work
>I can feel it
MORE LIKE, BELONGS IN THE TRASH!
"MEE HOY MINOY!"
>>275446804
>>275452101
>>275452902
>>275458206
Glorious
>>275458341
>>275459665
>>275461241
>>275465176
>>275474881
>>275475618
You're all glorious, but
>>275475820
Winner.
>>275477873
10\10
>>275444742 He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!!!
-they did?!
No, but are going to wait around until he does?
>I GOTTA DATE THE MARBLE!
>>275459920
kek
>>275463049
HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED
>Squidward smells...
>Goooooood.
Squidward! You're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we'll defeat the Pink Menace!
>MY LEG!
>>275453129
Best in the thread
>>275480447
>This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness
>>275472570
My favorite
![Grim_Fandango_artwork[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4YMaG9Q.jpg "Grim_Fandango_artwork[1].jpg")
Now you must acquire a taste for...FREE FORM JAZZ!
Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
>>275480446
>That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
Why the fuck was everything trash after the movie? What the fuck happened?
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>>275481276
The spongebob movie was 10 years ago
>>275479194
There are no upvotes on this site.
Go back to reddit.
>BUT WE SANG THE FUN SONG! I think I'm gonna be sick...how long...HOW LONG WERE PLANNING ON DOING THIS!?
>OKAY ITS TRUE! I used you to get the krabby patty ok? I just couldn't help myself, but then you showed me friendship! And now I realise...that's all I ever really wanted...
>Really?
>No not really, being evil is too much fun! AHAHAHAHAshivering isles not skyrim
>>275480824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxQ61b-gOo
>>275444742
>OHHH, It will be just like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
>“I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”
>>275444742
>You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!
![news_our_videos_of_mgs_hd_collection-12381[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f0TxR4l.jpg "news_our_videos_of_mgs_hd_collection-12381[1].jpg")
Oh, look! A cardboard box washed up on the beach...HOLY FISH PASTE, IT'S A GUY...!
>>275481276
because the original writer for the show left after he wrote the movie. Originally, the movie (cannon wise) was suppose to be the ending of spongebob. But Nick said fuck you we want money to the original writer and so he left.
![header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xTZ8gKO.jpg "header[1].jpg")
Let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen television...
Just so you could play in the box?
"So how long have you two ladies know each other?"
"WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
>>275482278
>>275444742
>Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.
The lid
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate, sweet sweet chocolate. I've always HATED IT
>>275444742
>"So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one."
>>275456335
>I'll give one million dollars for that hat!
![Metroid_Other_M_Cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cKiQ4yR.jpg "Metroid_Other_M_Cover[1].jpg")
>Hurray! That was great, Squidward! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original.
>>275473494
n-no;___________;
>>275482656
>SOILED IT, SOILED IT, SOILED IT, SOILED IT.
ALL RIGHT THEN. THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS-
>>275479497
no fist robots.
>>275455017
Heh.
>>275461241
Hey, fun fact, that's not the same Spiderman 2 game as the one on PS2, Xbox and Gamecube. The PC game is a very different and very bad game made in the Unreal engine. It didn't have the open world and I don't believe it had the pizza missions either.
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
That's not the worm. That's his tongue.
ALRIGHT, PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
>>275454316
Nice.
He's just standing there...MENACINGLY
>>275477467
Holy shit fucking glorious.
