What happened to the dolphin video game thread?
Lets start one again!
is it cracked yet?
What the fuck is this about?
>>274804235
it's xstoryplayer
the newest version got released today
how do I get the girls to poop?
>you stupid
lel
>>274804159
I still have it installed from the original thread and subsequent streams. Did they change anything?
>6 hours till I can play this game
>>274804385
yea tentacled story line and fast sex option
fixed memory leak when?
>>274804159
Mods.Doing it for free.
>>274804598
i dont know every thread got deleted
This Thread shouldn't die.
what the fuck is wrong with mods
why can't we discuss video games
that engineer anon should come into the thread to give us some infos about the cracking progression
>>274805028
>tfw engineer
>tfw engineering school never taught me how to crack games
>tfw cheated out of good education
>tfw when
Any of you actually managed to get ingame with the new version? Game killed my toaster while still in options, had to hard reset.
SJWs deleted the old thread
>>274805614
yea i went ingame for like 2 minutes than i had to restart my pc
for those of you in the last thread: i got to try the later download link and it has the same problem, just incase if you're curious
>tfw no crack
>>274807141
Stop doing drugs and play the dolphin rape game.
Glorious reverse engineer anon is working on fixing the memory leak. He is almost done
>>274807380
Well that was fast.
I wonder what this fellow does for a living
x64 version is cracked
x86 version has some check on the exe, it could be cracked using a dll file that gets loaded in after the exe check and patches it but I'm too lazy to write that up
Anyway uploading the cracked x64 now
https://livechan.net/chat/v chatting here too btw
>>274807380
I want to believe
>>274807380
That consumption
>>274807380
>>274807502
Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.
Where are you finding these updates from based reverse engineer anon?
Download link for the game? I was too slow in the previous thread.
>>274807909
https://livechan.net/chat/v
>>274807968
It's posted in livechan somewhere
chrome://mega/content/secure.html#!ygpk1AbL!1rcFWAg5-e758xSp8hvA-kidpS4HkXiZ4l-xyKHK_pE
place this in your games folder, don't rename it
Holy shit it's been almost two years since this was fotm
>>274808364
https://mega.co.nz/#!ygpk1AbL!1rcFWAg5-e758xSp8hvA-kidpS4HkXiZ4l-xyKHK_pE
>>274808484
Thanks for the virus!
>>274808380
Those threads were magical for /v/. Anon killed a small developer's server, overloaded several streaming sites with hits and someone really did hide a shitload of dolphin porn in a download.
**http://rghost.ru/59479803**
**TORRENT**
>>274808484
i just used this crack and opened the game, fapped and my dick exploded
10/10 would botnet again
>>274808380
That shit convinced me to buy the game like a year ago.I hope they fucking finish the game at some point.
>>274804159
The fuck game is this?
>>274809389lurk more
>>274808484
thanks op for hot bitch in porn i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>274809091
>0 seeds
wew
Anyone streaming it?
>>274808380
This is vaguely related to the passage of time, it's just something that hit me suddenly. When did people stop using line break after the post number they're referring to? Like what I did in this message. I've been doing this for years, then I think yesterday someone commented that people don't do this on 4chan, as if it's some way to point out newfriends. Now I look at all these replies and suddenly I notice they really don't. What the fuck? When did this start? Why has my brain been filtering this? I'm so confused. Or have people always been doing that and I'm the only one who's been using line break?
I'm seeing links and Torrents but I don't know if it's bullshit. Can anyone confirm?
>>274810519
It's not something I'm used to seeing, but I'm not an autistic cuck who pays attention to that sort of thing
If the devs happen to stop by this thread, open a Patreon.
People are pirating the game because almost everyone is poor and life threateningly horny and a Patreon would help the rich generous fucks make everyone happy.
>>274810636
It's legit
>>274810519
It all comes down to personal posting style. Some people like using the break, others don't bother.
>>274810519
Most people never did. I just looked through old screnshots and as early as 2004 most replies had no line break. From the little sample size it seems like using line breaks always hovered at 5-10%.
>>274808484
I keep getting invalid path errors with this bullshit
>>274810753
>cuck
it always amazes me how fast /v/ can run a buzzword into the ground.
>>274810519
i been here since around 09 i think and i never used it
looks good tho. then again most of the times i don't even bother using capital letters so my posts look like shit anyways.
>>274809091
>http://rghost.ru/59479803
this legit?
The fuck happened?
This memory leak shit is the ultimate DRM measure. It lets you start the game and load a scene, then runs it for 30 seconds half halfheartedly until your game locks up completely. Just giving you a taste and making you want to play more.
>mfw memory leaks are the DRM of the future.
>>274811373
It's the same with any insult here really. Abuse it until it loses all meaning and becomes just another word to throw around. i.e nigger, faggot, etc.
Where is game
Where is fix
No botnet pls
Any x86/32bit fags in here? REfag needs a tester for the x86 crack
https://livechan.net/chat/v
>Start game
>Runs like shit
>Turn everything down to low
>Still runs like shit
what the fuck is with this game.
>>274811974
Are you incapable of reading?
>>274812101
obviously not, I don't even know what YOUR post says
>>274808380
>tony hawk sick
STREAM WHEN
>>274811902
I have a 32bit os but I'm missing some DLLs, gonna try to fix this and get back to REfag
How to deal with this memory leak?
>>274813229
Use the crack from https://mega.co.nz/#!20ww2YqL!DVIpJghy_CTFIeA1TI5txhfzjm2sHMaDkD_i9VtPqSM
>>274812723
>>274812723
>>274812723
>>274812723
okay um so I managed to get the game to load and it works fine it the menu (it used to crash for me after 20-30 seconds there) but it still crashes when I try to start the actual game
>>274804159
somebody post the pizza one
man FUCK this collision detector
what do I have to set it to to teleport my semen?
Where is the actual game?
>>274813652
forgot pic
>>274813585
the d3d9.dll is in the same folder as the xstoryplayer.exe right?
>>274813868
yeah
>>274813773
>read your post
>oh i must be in the wrong thread
>scroll up
>it's the right thread
dis game mayne
last time i had this much fun was when i managed to get killed in some online dating sim
>>274813940
weird, maybe try changing video to use opengl instead of directx because it's directx that im hooking
>>274811604
0 seeds..
>>274813773
put shift to around 20 and the other on around 17
STREAM WHEN
That's the best way to enjoy this game, I just feel pathetic playing it on my own, but it's fun as fuck on a stream
Anything new in this version?
>>274814054
doesn't work either, fuck that
still, thanks for trying man, at least the x64 folks can enjoy it
>>274813515
Wait nigger are you trying to cheat me again?
>>274814662
it fucking works mate
what is this game?
SOMEONE STREAM
>>274808380
anyone got any of the streams from that time saved?
jesus some of those gave me best laughs of my life
Fucking board was down
The guy cracked it, it works fine now
>>274814789
>.exe
Nigga, post up the .DLL files or what ever i'm missing to run this, not some virus.
What am I supposed to do after the monster thingy gets summoned? The slideshows do nothing.
>>274815306
look for the porn slideshows
I also know it reacts to your dick but that's how far i've gone
>lustboi
what the fuck
i ain't opening this shit
how do you chose the older girls in Fast Sex?
>>274815062
WEHRE TO GET
>>274815650
I ran it in a sandbox and it didn't do anything.
>>274815650
it's a joke pal
it's just literally the game install .exe renamed
>>274815650
same guy here
I extracted the exe with 7zip, didn't run it
scanned it all
apparently it's safe
>>274811817
Has twat run it's course yet?
If not, I propose it's immediate use.
What site supports NSFW streaming?
Game download:
https://mega.co.nz/#!EFATTS5a!zEkZQdtEFeqrpJWOkZz7MGkUeu0B6z_2Q1XxcXI9SjU
Crack (x86 and x64, make sure you read the readme):
https://mega.co.nz/#!2x4SHQha!OBBqtuX4PCKVfyDfbVpcxyBnxX9c3_m4WNgGVQ_oepA
>>274817387
Steam
I see the stretchy penis is still a feature.
>>274818360
So it's aschlong?
Since I know at least one of you used it, someone go seed the tpb torrent of the first game.
Don't leave a brother in need.
>>274811373
that's 4chan in general's new buzzword, pay no mind to it
>>274818360
fun fact: you can pull yourself forward by dragging your dick
>>274818602
May God guide my penis
How do you sync the streams.
This shit seems impossible.
Everything else was straight forward
>>274818602
Too bad the old 2.1 ability to drag your penis while in a different view is now gone. You have to grab it then switch view and don't let go.
>>274817424
legit?
>>274818804
first: ~20
second: ~17
pro tipincrease the speed for a faster result
I accidentally my dick guys.
>>274819076
Wasn't this scene in one of the Hostel movies?
>>274818941
okay i see the top left screen changing now, thanks.
how do i do stuff?
>>274814247
Amen to that.
stream stream stream stream
When I get to the office, where the fuck am I supposed to go?
>>274821004
before i tell you that, tell me what to do with the creature in the lab?
>>274817424
>13 mins to play this shit again
Thanks based anon
>>274821094
this
>>274821208
i found out!
put him in the exit portal thing then close the thing
>>274821004
grab the keycard from the lab
What the fuck do I do when i manage to teleport the can?
>>274822136
put semen in it and do it again
>>274821530
>put him in the exit portal thing then close the thing
Showed him images, made him splurt the green stuff, now i'm not getting any prompts anymore. What do?
>>274822340
Keep doing it.
Enjoy waiting.
>NFOFIX2-MOOTYCLUCK.rar
Stream when?
>>274822335
how do i get erect
fucking video games
>>274822428
Showed him my dick. Now the game demands more simuli.
So how's the tentacle story/something? Im only interested in that
>>274822724
nvm figured it out
>>274822724
press p multiple times
>>274822769
grab the remote and press i
>>274808380
That was the greatest thread of all time.
All. Time.
>>274823151
>please no
You know, not to sound like a shill, but you could justbuyit
Why are the physics so good? I don't understand.
>>274823481
its not made in the unreal engine
why do I get 8 fps max?
>>274823650
get the crack
>>274823346
You can't, only people who pledged for their kickstarter thing get access for now
guys i'm missing textures in the office
Still waiting on that Oculus Rift support
>>274824083
I'd help you look for them anon, but it's almost 1am here and I'm too lazy to get off my ass
Where have you checked already?
>>274817424
Could someone re-up to mediafire or something?
Mega never works for me, after it hits 100% and asks me to save the file it just fails and says no file.
So what's new?
What do I say to the asian chick?
I put the crack in the folder, but it's still hogging the RAM and becoming unplayable after a short while, what the shit.
>>274825071
have you seen my cat?
>snail disappears
>"I think it's not in here"
>go to map screen
>no other locations
>no thought bubbles in lab
>do all the experiment again
>snail disappears
now what?
>>274808380
>several hundred gigs of dolphin porn
>Turn on projector
>Creature starts spewing at sex image
Now what? Nothing happens.
>>274825703
go out the door and explore
>>274825425
I have the same problem
>>274826402
keep going through the images, also take your dick out
>cyberdyne
lel
So in Terabytes, how much dolphin porn is it?
>>274823481
it makes up for having good physics by having terrible animations.
Are the feet in this game improved yet?
>>274827901
find a better fetish
>>274828018
Sorry, can't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>274828132
too fucking bad then¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's actually pretty impressive for what it tries to do. No shitty humor like in Bone Town (doesn't mean it's serious), the unity physics shit when you fuck or solve "puzzles" is actually kind of engaging and the graphics are also ok.
But for gods sake, why does everything take hours to do? Took me 2 1/2 hours to complete the whole thing as it now and that's by no means justified if I think about what happened in those hours. 80% of the time you just stand there and wait for speechbubbles to pop up or npc to execute their actions.
>>274829186
Its pretty crazy how much its trying to do. Its got typed dialogue with ai, physics, when you look down you can see your own dick, a plot, etc
>>274829669
>when you look down you can see your own dick
something something seeing your own feet in fps something something
How do you choose the other stories?
Or can't you choose the 2.1 ones in 3.0?
>>274825425
>>274826743
Yep, same here. Astounding to see it slowly eating it all away.
Looks really good though!
>>274829186
All of the animations except the sex-related ones are extremely smooth.
>>274830870
apparently you don't pay attention to walking animations or any of the animations the girls do.
>>274830738
the jew hasnt upgraded the older stories yet, this is a preview after all
i have the speed at max and the shift things at 20 and 17 but still nothing is happening what am i doing wrong?
>>274832145
up by 0.5 on both
>slime thing ports away
>i have to search for it
>go to second floor
>"this is where that cute girl lives"
>ring the bell
>do the only sensible thing as she opens and pull out my dick
>she gets pissed and storms off
>game tells me she won't help me now
>it wasn't lying
>no response no matter what I do
Don't tell me I have to start over
>>274833328
you can load.
remember to press f4, if you have further questions, f1
>Donated them $120 and downloaded official 3.0
>Memory leaks and game crashes
>Installed crack
>Works like a charm
>>274824009
You can. Just go to their forum. You still can donate and receive your 3.0 version right now.
>>274834198
>Installed crack
Make an emphasis here, a fanmade crack made by someone who wasn't part of the dev team in under an hour after looking at it for 5 minutes
>>274833328
Damn son, I just came here to say that.
>>274833495
I never saved on and loaded, took me to the menu. I guess there isn't any auto save.
Where are the streams?
>>274834198
piracy is ALWAYS the answer
>>274834198
I just want to say, god bless you.
>>274813642
>>274834920
Kek
This game is so bad.
Tell me when it gets more positions, and the animations aren't terrible.
The only thing its good for is messing with the physics, the sex shouldn't even be there.
Only on /v/ would a porn game get fixed in under two hours by some random guy. I love you guys.
on the xmoonstudio website it says there's a demo, is it good? worth it to download and try it out?
>>274835376
the dev is half jewish and decided to release new episodes in later version for extra payment
>I gotta make an excuse
Delivery man
Pizza man
IT department
invitation for coffee
paint salesman
insurance salesman
room service
what is her trigger word? I even talked about her fucking painting in the back of a wolf fucking a ninja and she got all mad at me
>>274834920
Ok, I have to give this game another shot now...
>>274835740
its the 2.1 demo, not the latest preview version
>>274835792
have you seen my cat?
>>274834920
You have to eat ALL the pizza
>>274835907
is it a good demo tho?
How to boost frame rate? It's usually at 20-30. I could run the last version at 60.
>>274835907
how the fuck am I even supposed to come to that conclusion? I don't mean to go full DSP but typable responses are open ended as all hell....whatever, thanks though
>>274835974
no idea, i played the full version.
but it looks like some of the webms posted here
>>274836089
the thought bubble when you arrived on that floor tells you that
>>274836089
Your guy says it in the bubble.
>>274836279
>>274836340
I must not have been paying attention due to the terrible pacing
>>274810519
I still find myself using linebreaks all the time, usually after I've conveyed an entire thought or message.
So basically you end up with my posts looking like this. I think it makes my posts easier to read.
>>274836418
Granted I never linebreak after just one or two sentences as I just did here.
>>274836392
the 2 first stories were depending on a text input, so there wasnt much waiting
Why can't I hold all this lostboy.exe
>>274836392
Yeah, I was standing around the projector flipping through the images it was taking him forever to move on to the next bit of dialog.
Worm puked, 5 minutes later he finally mentions it.
I just want to take a moment to say, thank you based REfag
I've installed the crack, but when i try start the game i get an error saying MSVCP120D.dll is missing from my PC, but i do havev that file
Any ideas?
Anyone else get no texture for some stuff? Mostly doors.
>>274837037
thats a .net framework thing i think, get the latest from interwebs
>>274837110
open gl?
>>274837037
>MSVCP120D.dll
wait shit, that's the debug version, i compiled the x86 crack in debug mode
one sec and i'll recompile it for you
>>274837229
Radeon
>Accidentally piss on a girl
>Shes into it
>>274837357
open gl?
>>274837316
Based, thank you
>>274837316
Thanks, heres a classic Pirotess for you.really wish someone moddedher into the game.
I feel like my graphical fps is locked at 30.
>>274837037
https://mega.co.nz/#!20YFVLwI!mLOT_wIluE_OetLljxWtLFdl-ZKd56xKgoX2ILh2XSA
Try this, make sure you've set it to opengl in video settings before starting a game too
Let me know how it goes
I think there's supposed to be something here
>>274838153
yea, a torture device
>ask grill to pee for you
>she does
muh dick
>>274838153
Should be a stockade
>>274838012
It worked for me. However you have to edit the settings ini to opengl.
By sweet Athenas eyes Godspeed anon.
>>274838334
i still havent managed to get her into that yet
>>274838489
keyword is stocks, worked for me, but you need to pull a pin and open it up, then crush her wrists and necks to get it back on her, good luck anon
>this technology
>>274837851
This
It showing that my computer can run it at much higher fps, but it's lcoked to 30 for some reason.
How can I disable that?
>still no stream
>>274838457
can u post a pic?
I'm missing many textures in general
>>274838881
there's a stream right here
>>274838654
>>274839110
thanks faggot
>>274838012
Goes to the menu and then I choose a story and crashes. I have Radeon btw.
>>274839110
lol
>>274839360
maybe try opening up the settings.ini and make sure it says opengl in there, sometimes it doesn't save properly, if it says DIRECTX just change it to OPENGL
>>274839552
I did that. Seems more like a issue with Ati, some people are bitching in the forums. Shame.
>can't sync the streams
>>274839552
I will try updating drivers
>>274804159
This belongs in /h/
best girl
Do i have to keep dragging this ID card everywhere? Or can i ditch it after entering the office tower for the first time?
>>274841035
best waifu indeed
>>274841892
yes. i accidentally in the elevator while playing with my dick, shit is gone for me.
So is there a list of commands anywhere? I have a good idea but there are some commands that obviously exist but i cannot figure out what specific words I need
>>274842197
check the forums on their site
>>274841035
How do i get her to use the floor dildo?
>>274842185
oh god, fuck this thing.
>>274842952
u don't need the card faggot, it only tells you u need to get on the 16th floor
>>274842952
dont worry brother, the next time you warp to the office you will spawn outside the elevators, inside the building ofcourse.
the card is not needed
>>274838012
I think it works, but there seems to be another problem
I started the game and went in tge settings menu to change res, quakity etc., but before i managed to click on "apply" the thing stopped working until it crashed
After this i can't even start the game anymore, it crashes imnediately
Maybe it has to do with my crappy PC, but still weird
>>274843190
use directx instead of opengl
>>274839552
Radeon guy here
Now it works on directx vanilla, but crashes after a while. Are you sure that x86 d3d9.dll is reliable? If I use the game goes to the menu and when I choose a story it crashes.
>>274804159
All that technology
>>274843467
oh my god this is terrible
she wont even fight back
>>274843467
Wait a minute, her face is red for the hits or what?
>>274843836
Yup, TECHNOLOGY, man
>>274843836
yes
>>274843467
press ctrl+s in case if you dont know
