>tfw i'm going to main her in smash
>love her so much, want to marry her and have a baby with her
>her lips look so soft, i want to kiss her
I can't stop thinking about her
>>273217836
>her
I want to marry Samus
>>273217836
>Not using tittymonster MU
#thankyousamurai
>>273217928
Female Robin is canon.
welcome to the dark side friend
You can't marry a fictional character, retard.
>>273218068
I'd have no problem with this
>>273218130
Then how did hitler get married?
I fucking love Hajime!
Her lips are really nice
I want to impregnate Samus with my superior halal sperm.
>>273218471
>fish oil
It won't help you, Ankidrone.
>>273218130
Actually you can, like that Japanese dude who married his Love Plus character.
>>273218068
There is no canon apart from Chrom marrying a broad and Lucina being the result of it.
>>273218045
fuck off to /feg/ shitposter.
>>273218324
Post the second pic.
>>273217836
Welcome to reality where the most perfect person in your life will never exist. I've been living it for over 10 years.
>>273217836
>she will never get a figurine
>instead sluts like tharja and lucina get them
>>273218471
>arm hair looks like pubes
Uninstall life friend
>>273218254
Fuck off /a/, don't bring that ultra-mega-super cock-craving-too-hot-for-this-world-flat-chested slut here.
>>273217836
>waifu is the self insert character
Is it masturbation or incest?
>tfw main lucina because she's the best character i naturally do well with
>tfw i'm labeled as a waifufag
maybe i should just convert, /v/
>See new cute female vidya character
>Start thinking about her
>How would she be if she were real
>Take it to the point you can't stop.
>Start dreaming about her.
>Constantly wishing she was real.
>Keep on dreaming until a lucid dream happens.
>You start holding her, and kissing her as if it was real.
>Wake up feeling weird about yourself.
I can't be the only one.
>tfw you can't wait for all the waifu fags to get bfto'd when a female robin amiibo isnt made.
:^)
>>273221506
>>273221626
>>273221785
I wish rape wasn't illegal.
>mfw the best waifu in FE:A is yourself.
Is it really egotistical to find your own avatar really really attractive?
>>273219496
Best she'll get is an amiibo
>>273217836
I played this fucker in smash who was really fucking good with Robin, and before I could beat him he quit.
>>273219496
>No princess scales
>no Palutena scales
>>273221128
Welcome to over 10 years of my life
>>273220447
>maining babby's first Marth
>>273223289
nah man, marth is too constricted
>>273217836
>Robin is your waifu
>You want to marry her and have a baby with her
>You can marry and have a baby with literally every character in the game except Robin
lel
>>273217836
>tfw you get NTR'd by the game itself.
It's not fair at all.
>>273218471
Fuck you Zafar, go to bed.
>>273223794
> That plumb soft ass and tits
Robin really is best girl
>>273217836
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS A THOUSAND MILES
TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
>>273224353
THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL
WHO CRIED A RIVER
AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
>>273224650
Nigga, link that sauce.
>>273224812
Pink Robin is best Robin
>>273222241
>Implying the best Waifu isn't Lucina!Morgan (Or Tharja!Morgan to make it more fun)
>>273217836
so far I love Mordecai (from gc) and Garcia (from gba)
>>273223494
>Can't marry Morgan, best girl
She's too perfect
