Describe a video game with a Spongebob quote.
"This isn't just your average, ordinary darkness... This is... advanced darkness!"
Who you callin' a cheeki breeki?
"The way I see it, there are three possibilities:
1. You put the dime in me pants,
2. You put the dime in me pants, or
3. YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!
>>271778456
I always have trouble comig up with quotes in this thread but well done, anon.
*dolphin noises*
"For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else...
Patrick! This trophy's for you!"
>I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!
"AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S A GIRAFFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
>"At least I'm safe inside my mind."
>"At least I'm safe inside my mind."
"I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!"
"OOPS! I guess I ripped my pants again!"
"Are ya ready kids?
...I can't heeeeeaaaaar yooooooouuuu!"
Hello! I like money!
"Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!"
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
"Firmly grasp it"
"Hi there, Spongebob! My name is Patback!"
Who the fuck even watches Spongebob
>>271778947
underrated post
Sir? I'll give you one million dollars for that hat!
>>271782036
literally ever single person that ever lived. granted i haven't watched it in over a decade but could probably quote the entire show. underage b& detected
"Spongebob, why? Why did you set me on fire, Spongebob?! Why didn't you write your essay?!"
>>271782036
People who actually had a childhood.
"So, how long have you two ladies known each other?"
"WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?!"
“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”
LIFE IS AS EXTREME AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!
"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
"Uhh, he's just standing there...menacingly!"
"Oh, that's right, honey! We don't HAVE a son!"
"Oh yeah!"
>>271778456
"Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so-"YOU DIED
>>271782575
>>271782575
ehehehehehehheheheheh
>>271782575
Jesus christ why was this so funny
>>271782575
I thought you and your band could play the bubble bowl
>>271783304
10/10
"GOIN' TO THE MOON!
MOON RIDE!
MOON RIDE!"
The machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Sounds like a lot ofOPLA!to make over a little krHEby patty, right?
"Be more assertive!"
"Beep-beep!"
"No, not INsertive!"
>>271783927
undercooked toast
>>271782575
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
You don't pay me, you don't even exist. You're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought
>>271784083
silly anon, the thread didn't say describe a dead on arrival meme with a spongebob quote, it said a video game!
>>271782575
I don't get it, is one of them deaf or something?
>>271783304
Toppest of keks
>>271784131
too good
ITT: Literally Reddit
![tumblr_inline_nbtakldOj51s0mtdo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dvXG7gb.png "tumblr_inline_nbtakldOj51s0mtdo[1].png")
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
"You used me...
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
That wasn't very nice!"
>>271784543
>"Fun, what's that?"
I WANT TO DEFEAT THE BIG MONKEY MAN AND SAVE THE 9TH DIMENSION
>>271784910
Perfect.
"You finished with those errands?"
>>271784376
That's a fucking spongebob quote?
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?!"
Oh my god! A floating shopping list!
Are you feelin it, Mr. Krabs?
>>271782037
This isn't reddit or tumblr you fag. Posts are leupboted. Go back to where you came from
>>271784969
>never watched Spongebob
"Did you reunite our heroes?"
"No, but I'm married."
>>271784694
Well F us for fedoras who shitpost together
![270231-Flappy-Bird-Teaser[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aru31l3.jpg "270231-Flappy-Bird-Teaser[1].jpg")
>>271777936
"Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."
Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!
>>271785190
U is for ur a fag
>>271784969
Yup
N is for niggers acting niggardly
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
"I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it I NEEEEEEEEED IT."
>>271785285
>/k/ not boomers
![maxpayne3-2072-2560[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cu85dIR.jpg "maxpayne3-2072-2560[1].jpg")
>>271785261
"Oh, cheer up, Max Payne, it could be worse!"
"Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose."
>>271785090
>>271784975
Feeling it hive mind
"Hey Patrick, how the *DOLPHIN NOISES* are ya?"
"We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!"
"Hmmm...I got it! Let's get naked!"
![manuhunt_still_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XPN2OkW.jpg "manuhunt_still_5[1].jpg")
>>271785532
"You mean you've never heard of... the hash slinging slasher?"
"I don't know, Patrick. But whatever it is...it must've eaten Wormy!"
>>271779276
We're using sentence enhancers!
"Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we'll get the funnel!"
![image_321630_620[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fzXgjzZ.jpg "image_321630_620[1].jpg")
>I don't need it...
>I don't need it...
I NEED IT!!
>>271779276
>>271785614
oops, I fucked up
>>271785713
I laughed
![Screenshot-GTA4-Niko&Roman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uu2yCbw.jpg "Screenshot-GTA4-Niko&Roman[1].jpg")
>>271785636
"Once, I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's COUSIN!"
"what do you usually do when i'm gone? wait for you to get back"
"Being grown-up is boring, I love being a baby."
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
![JB-QsLM4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eNLIKQC.jpg "JB-QsLM4[1].jpg")
>>271785941
"Hi, Kevin... I'm your biggest fan..."
FUUUUUUTURE!
>>271786030
Fuck she really makes me want to buy the new animal crossing, haven't bought one since the original.
Lack of NES games makes me mad.
>>271782047
The poor sap's not kidding! Didn't you hear? They found a full warehouse full of 'em. THEY'RE WORTHLESS!!
>You know what I'd like for my birthday?
>A booster seat?
>A booster seat, hot dog! I mean, no.
>>271786209
it's a pretty solid entry in the series, i still think wild world is better though
These threads are the fucking best. Why is the best show in the world spongebob.
Sandy, I forbid you to go after that big ol' worm. Y'all come back now, ya hear?
>>271784425
>deaf
One of them is clearly wearing glasses
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rHjmNpA.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>271786175
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."
>seconds later
"Okay, time's up. Now get out!"
>but I killed 20 people
"Yeah, on free kill people day!"
>>271786401
>is
Was is what you meant to say since modern spongebob is fucking shit.
>>271786371
is this photoshopped? hes tinier than an asian girl
>No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
24
"Gary! I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material!"
>>271786512
what about the other one?
>Well its no secret that the best thing about secrets is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly.
"we've been smeckledorfed"
>>271786614
I got a better one for you.25.
>>271785134
Calm down, it's just an /sp/ may may
>>271786586
He might've been shrunk a little for that particular image, but I remember someone linking a video showing that he pretty much is that fucking short.
You better believe there's a problem! I used to kiss the ground you walked on, Blandy, but after seeing this, I wouldn't even spit in your direction!gamesare supposed to be made by hand, one at a time! Not on a conveyor belt!
>here lies the Sonic fanbase's hopes and dreams
>what babies.
"My leg!"
>>271786079
literally the best quote in the whole show. 10/10 post.
LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE
"What do you do when I'm gone?"
"Wait till you get back."
Sandy's a girl?
>>271782036
Fucking everybody did
>>271777936
THAT'S HIS MANIAC SHRIEK, HE'S GOING TO ATTACK!
It feels like someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
![1858485-farmville_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ol3Bu18.jpg "1858485-farmville_1[1].jpg")
>>271786516
"That's it, mister, you've lost your brain privileges!"
"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK."
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY.
>>271787081
>Not Unity
>>271787081
>Not Ass Creed Unity
you fucked up, son
>we saved the city
>>271786928
Are you finished with those errands?
>>271786951t-thanks anon
>>271785261
I thought it was "I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."?
You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
>>271787246
>not Spec Ops: The Line
>>271786583
you're right, spongebob was the best, but it is shit now you are correct.
![Halo_4_box_artwork[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jhImiId.png "Halo_4_box_artwork[1].png")
>>271787121
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
Hey that looked like Squidward!
Hey that looked like Squidward too, in angry mob form!
![mega-swampert1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Ch9gAc.jpg "mega-swampert1[1].jpg")
I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS. NOW I'M A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME.
>>271787206
>>271787207
You could do it for a lot of games
>>271787312
>>271787148
>dying in a bomb-mind
>>271780108
LOL
"YOU USED ME!"
"FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!"
>no salty spatoon reference yet
I'm dissapointed vee
>>271787312
This is like the fourth time this has been used in this thread, and at lest the second time it's been used for MGS. c'mon man
“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”
>>271787549
top fucking kek
I can make, A MILLION OF ME!
>I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.
>>271784083
What the fuck is HE about anyway?
>>271780374
No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
What about aggressively NICE people?
>>271787426
Fucking hell
"now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz"
>>271786923
Thirsts were never quenched anon
>>271784969
Give me ten minutes, I'll show you the clip
>>271782241
>Char
![epic-meal-time-vs-totalbiscuit-john-bain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7SXZ8lI.jpg "epic-meal-time-vs-totalbiscuit-john-bain[1].jpg")
"Aw, cheer up Squid. It could be worse!"
"Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose."
>>271780720
I lol'd
>YOU WHAT?
"Goodbye everyone. I'll see you all in therapy."
>>271779276
Highly underrated post
“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
>>271785304
N is for niggas who can't help but take the bait
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
Wanna see me do it again?
“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”
>>271787901
Right here on this board named /v/!
>>271780720
10/10
"Out've my way! Out've my way! Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt!?!
SPONGEBOB I'M A BIG MAN, A BIG BIG MAN
EA: 1% Evil, 99% hot greed
"oh well i guess i'm not wearing pants today"
>every exploration game ever
>>271785164
Uncooked roast
>>271788047
>inb4 this turns into a post on redditnice ending rhyme, though
>>271787781
his knee looks like a dick
>>271786923
There's no way it looks that shit.
>>271783304
I wish we could stream spongebob, but I know Viacom would get on our asses quick
NOSFERATU!
>Hey, buddy…what the heck is that?
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
leedle leedle leedle lee
” We’ve been smeckledorfed!”
>>271788316
>He wasn't in the constant stream of Band Geeks at the Comfy Theatre during E3
>>271788531
Has anyone seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rtAOD96RXPE
>>271788683
I did see that
"It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!"
>>271788794
"It's an ALASKAN, BULL WORM"
>>271788794
>not Majora's Mask
You dun goofed.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEEEEEEEEEEET VICTORY YEAH
>>271782575
“Psst, Squidward, I’m working in the kitchen… at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I’m chopping lettuce… at night! Look at me, I’m swabbing the bathroom… at night! OW I burned my hand!… at night!”
>>271788794
>not minecraft
ITS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM
>>271782241
Hanako is thehottest
>>271789181
>Listen up you villain. I wanna eat my meatloaf and if you don't get outta here, then by the power in me. I now pronounce you man and wife!
>>271780347
>Not "I CAN MAKE A MILLION OF ME!"
Sandy: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “Not until 4″
"I call it bold and brash"
"I CALL IT BELONGS IN THE TRASH"
“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!”
>>271784969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGLfcajL9Mg
'
Here is the actual quote
>>271786774
I never played Kawata shoujo, but IIRC the pink haired one is deaf and the black haired one is mute.
>>271789595
We got a winner here.
>>271789760
Pink haired is normal, black haired is deafmute.
>>271787148
top kek
>>271789760
No. Blue hair is deaf and can't speak as a result, so pink hair is her translator for sign language.
>>271786774for you
>>271787949
Fuuuck. I was gonna do that.
SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
“Put those eyeballs back in your head, son!”
>"Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!"
>"..Bye Squidward"
>"You said bye Squidward twice"
>"I like Squidward"dragon age cisquisition
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
>>271789595
SpongeBob, this is the final straw. I'm going to move so far away that I will be able to brag about it. I would... I would rather tear out my brain-stem, carry it out into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, than go on living where I do now.
>>271789963
>>271789860The best way to get an answer around here is to pretend like you think you know and state something completely incorrect.Thanks for spoonfeeding;^)
>>271789860
Pink hair is a lesbian
>>271782575
>>271787729
Sooo, he's a drawing?
>>271783180
Holy fuck, I just dieded
>Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today
Did I? Did ISpec Ops? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me intokilling all the people?
>>271790437
And best girl
>>271789725
I love how he goes on to mention that he has a family after saying something like that. It's just so clever.
Can I have everybodys attention?
I have to use the bathroom.
>>271790613
Your opinion is fine, but my favorite is Hanako
"alright, first the lights,
then the phone,
and then...
AND THEN THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME!
oh wait, they always do that"
![OSE164_-_Snake_y_EVA[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9ctGo7d.png "OSE164_-_Snake_y_EVA[1].png")
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE
>>271790830
I still need to download this. Any good?
>>271791059
If you´re a fag that likes dicks, sure
Easy like Sundae mooooorrrrrnning.
>Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one millionth dollar!
>Great! What do I win?
>Nothing! Now get out!
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
>>271785941
Fits perfectly
>>271791320
>futa
>fag
it's like it's your first day on /v/
>>271791059
I don't even like cowtits yet it's 10/10 boner material, tons of ahegao and deep breathing.MC can grow a dick though, but you can hardly see the dick
>>271791320
which spongebob episode is this quote from?
>>271791380
![OkamiNTSCcoverFinal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iqBP54i.jpg "OkamiNTSCcoverFinal[1].jpg")
He's almost a quarter of the way there...
>>271791479
Guess I'll go check nyaa and see if they have it
>>271791597
>>271791681
http://nsfw.archive.moe/h/thread/3831393/#3831550
>>271791714
But I never use trips.
>>271791458
Agreed, futa isn't gay, it's just disgusting
"No, this is Patrick!"
![[oras externally].png](https://i.imgur.com/qoJqwlu.png "[oras externally].png")
>>271782575
![Shin_Megami_Tensei_Devil_Survivor_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lYeZpJ5.jpg "Shin_Megami_Tensei_Devil_Survivor_2[1].jpg")
My ice cream! It’s alive! AAAAHHHHHHH!
>"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
![[saving intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FMiUYsz.jpg "[saving intensifies].jpg")
The maniac's...
IN THE MAILBOX!
>>271792103
Is that what he calls it?
>>271792196
Can I have everybody's attention? ... I need to use the bathroom.
>>271791714
Do you hate it?
![char_57254[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5yO7xMB.jpg "char_57254[1].jpg")
Did I, Patrick? Did I? ...Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it!?
>>271787671
NoiceI wish it wasn't true
;_;
>>271791458
>liking dicks so much that women with vaginas offend you
>not gay
>>271778456
I was going to use that quote with San Andreas.
>>271792015
god dammit /v/
>>271792403
I like it
"Good people don't rip other people's arms off!"
>>271790505
exactly!
>>271792592
Futa on girl = Not gay
Futa on futa = Gay
Know the difference. It's like saying watching straight porn makes you gay when the majority of men focus on the girl.
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
