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Meanwhile in medieval /v/
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>271770175
Bloody poor person!
>>271770175
Knave, please go the fields need work.
![The%20Viking%20Game%20(Hanetafl)%20resin%20&%20cloth[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PBATF7A.jpg "The%20Viking%20Game%20(Hanetafl)%20resin%20&%20cloth[1].jpg")
>the year of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, Anno Domini 1065
>verily, there be pepulle within this forum, even at this moment, who bought a Hnefetafl board, rather than Chess
Woe for these commoners, unfit to lick the stink off my boots!
>>271770116
>medieval
>post castle built in 1800s
murrican education everyone
>>271770175
>>271770116
>drank some water
>threw up for 5 days
damn bugged drinking mechanics
>>271770175
>us faggeth of ye olde times
>>271770364
>Butthurt chess fag
Let me guess you use a sword too?
>>271771018
I bite my thumb at ye', leper
May your mother be sodomized by the Ottomans.
mfw sword fags cant even get close
gg no re Long Bow master race
>Mining gold
>Not just taking it
>>271771662
>Not tilling your own field
>Just stealing randomly
I hope you enjoy what comes to you.
> jousting with iron suit
>tfw living in Constantinople
>tfw fucking Islam Justice Janissaries trying to change the name to Istanbul
>>271771815
I can't hear you over the howls your maiden is making after making her my new cum rag
>>271772016
>Not following Islam
Laughingsluts.tapestry
>>271770462
he probly just pulled a random pic off Google images. Don't be autistic, anon.
![[ching chong intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CdFCUeY.jpg "[ching chong intensifies].jpg")
>mfw yurofaggot still using longbows
>>271770364
>Engaging with plebeian games hailing not from fabled eastern realms.
Thou art but a Moor. Why must thou bring thine leprous pastimes to /v/? Dost thee even mahjong, Sodomite?
>Axe master race
>long reach
>Destroys shields easy
>Nice helmet fag, not anymore
Why pick any other weapon. Sword fags need not apply
>>271771662
Coal-faced Moor, return to thine ghetto.
>>271772531
Yes gweilo, do not buy native game! You no need support local industry! You buy from me and support mine!
ROCKSTATION HAS NOROCKS
That feel when my village was burned down by a dragon and the king just sits in his castle doing nothing. Why is he even the king I didn't vote for him.
>>271771018
not the same fine fellow you've been talking to, but I bet your one of those pussys that use bows & arrows because your too much of a filthy dirt poor commoner to afford a real weapon, like an axe or a sword.
They stole my profession!
Tell me about Cain. Why does he wear his helm?
>>271772531
> not playing the greatest game of all time
I shiggy diggy. You should GO fuck yourself
>>271773125
If I were to remove thine bubo, wouldst thou perish?
>>271772816
Art thou suggesting denizens of Cathay hold not in secret local holdings? Thoust head must be as empty as arrow loops. Swallow mine redpill, so that thee might then perceive present demons.
How will the plague affect video games?
>>271773125
Thou art a large knave!
>>271773684
For thee!
>>271772816
Ah the Oriental Merchant!
Truly our greatest ally!
Blacksmith masterrace.
>Can make all kinds of awesome armors, weapons and shit
>Spend all day making tools for peasantsCan't wait for the next war.
>doth yonder feminism and thine knighthood of the SJW
>>271773125
Perhaps thoust means why dost Cain carry the ass's jawbone? Tell me about Cain, why doth he carry the ass?
>>271773415
Duel me in veridic perspective you fancy. I obtained a rank 12 in my brief playing days.
>>271773743
'Tis a shame we're facin' obsolescence wif that Industrialism expansion.
>>271772661
> wanting to use a literal barbarians weapon
> not wanting to win constantly
> look stylish doing it
> and get mad pussy
it's a spear sword anon. A spear... mixed... with a sword...
>mfw platedfags rely on clunky, wench-tier steel armor
>mfw when I dodge all their strikes with my graceful chainmail
>can be used as a tool
>better armor penetration
>more powerful
>wenches dig axemen
Axe > Sword
>>271773934
4got pic
>>271770116
Chess has better graphics and AI than all of those other shit games.
>>271773934
Thoust art away with the fairies if he thinks mine halberd art inferior.
>>271773635
I not know what you say! You crazy! Nothing happen in my- their country! We- They not up to nothing!
>I share a castle with swordfags
spear master race. enjoy your short reach swordplebs
OBSERVE MINE 6
Orthodox master race
All these axefags are forgetting the true best weapon - the trusty mace.
>sturdy and dependable
>great for strength and constitution
>simple but effective
>disregards armor
>phallic as fuck
'Tis a man's weapon, ye womanly knaves!
>>271774386
SORCERY
BURN THIS WITCH
>>271774386
>>271774386
>>271773002
>>271774352
I cannot perceive thou sounds, for my arrow has strucken your throat!
Bow and arrows will purge the weak from afar!
FUCK
WHICH ONE OF YOU RELEASED THE FUCKING DRAGON
I HAD IT IN A CAGE FOR A FUCKING REASON
>>271774352
> spear
Why not a polearm? Best of both worlds.
>>271774386
PRACTITIONER OF THE DARK ARTS!!
>>271774386
is thou art a wizard?
>>271773639
what is a video?
>>271773002
>not picking up your trusty pitchforke and tearing the dragon a new arsehole
>>271774268
Foul and treacherous serpent, dressed in the guise of the humble merchant, why dost thou not flee to thine homeland from these Britannic shores? Perhaps thee hath no land to call thine own? Perhaps thou hath been exiled from all plains upon which thee hath tread thy cloven feet?
>Weapons
>Not alchemy and wizardry
I guess you stab each other too
>>271774676
Sounds like an oriental trick.
time traveler from 2014 here
ask me anything
This thread is absolutely epic.
>>271774917
What are video games like? Are they fun?
What thinkest thou of this tapestry?
>>271774386
we found a witch!
>>271773002
Bequeath thine codpiece
>>271774917
what is a "time traveler"?
>Catholics
fucking plebs, worship a real religion like Islam
>>271774415
> wanting to use a glorified club
>>271774917
Was Nostradamus correct?
>>271771542
Ich wolde thou telle that naught but Frenchemenne shirk the bowe.
>>271772661
Art thou schittel-wytted? The pycke dost shatter armour and eke shield press'd 'gainst it. There be nay no duk with a name that discount it.
Methinks thou belongest in the realm of Feminye.
>>271774917
*tyme
>>271772816
>gweilo
why didn't they just raise me with mandarin instead
>>271774754
magicfags need not apply
Hark! Yonder 4
>>271774917
I see sodomy is legal in thy tyme
Because you are a massive homosexual
>>271775123
What? Dost thou lackest the skill required to operate such a "lowly" weapon effectively? Me think it wise that thou shouldst considerbecoming proficient.
>>271774978
Imagine fighting in a war but instead in the comfort of your home
they are not fun
>>271775049
somebody that travels through time
>>271775127
Partly
>>271775154
English language changed you dirty nigger
>>271775321
Let I demonstrate my skills, with my 6!
>>271774917
Did thy mother drop thee from the battlements as a bairn, or were thou simply kicked in thy head by a mule?
>>271774981
*bow my head to thee in reverent manner*
>>271775440
how fares the English Empire?
>>271772308
>not being orthodox
do you even iconophile?
>>271775321
Nay, ye sodomite.
>>271775648
Thou art the sodomite, Moor.
>>271775580
Dost thou not mean Holy Roman Empire?
>>271775306
Are thou afraid of superiority?
Forsooth! What heresy doth this be?
>>271775440
What is a"nigger"?
It sounds frightening and generally unpleasant.
>>271775827
chivarly fags are the fucking worst
Any Mayan-fags getting Eek' Ch'uupal 4?
I hear it has better sex scenes.
>>271775580
England? Empire? Might you mean the kingdom of Merica?
>>271775827
'Tis a well-adorned paladin, ye anon, courting a fair maiden!
thou king is a fornicater
the sard
utmost of kekaus
reply knave unluss the a craven
>>271775880
>'tis
Fuck this cunt.
I mean.
Fucketh this cunt
Hello people of the book, have you considered joining our glorious islamic empire today?
>>271770175
American pls go
>>271775827
Forsooth this wretch art a sodomite. Thy hearth be a bondswoman's duty.
He dost thy duties for nary a shilling
>Spaniards do clap upon the ending of a merry performance
>the year of our lord
>1472
>1028
>worshipping a false emperor that doth rots on his throne of lies
I pray none of you fellows do this, for the way of chaos and ruin is far superior.
>tapestry related
WHOS /angler/ HERE?
>>271775915
Forsooth! Tell me traveler, how fares King Edwin?
>>271775859
Be blessed you do not have to deal with them
>>271775580
Pretty shit
>>271775550
Neither
Anyway I gotta return to my own time. I want to play some Xbox One games.
>>271775420
no, a mongoloid could use one. Not like a real weapon that requires training and finesse
>>271773415
I like your tastes in puns anon. 10 chickens out of 10 chickens
>>271776170
He speak of verses beholden of Satanic intent. Burn thee, I say!
>>271775827
There lies the white knight sodomite. Forever lurking in the zone of the comrades
>>271772016
That didn't happen until the 20th century, the Ottomans officially called it Konstantiniyye - but regularly called it Istanbul, "The City", just the same as the Greek-speaking peoples of Asia Minor and Greece also called it - Istimbolin. "The City". Everyone knew which city you would be referring to, because for most of its existance it was the grandest and richest city in the world.
>taking stroll with wife
>this knight begins to court her
course of action?
>>271771662
>>271772197
>not knowing King Ragnar intends for us to farm the western lands
>>271772197
Fucking snowniggers
>>271773002
That feel when I work for badde dragon and I have to put plaster around their dicks to make moulds
At least the pay is good
>>271770175
>Being a barbarian
>>271773079
>your
are you some kind of uneducated barbarian?
>>271776526
Sorry, but I am Nordic.
how doth thine stronghold come fellow bannermen?
etching related, installed a new stone keep
>>271776441
>Inform the men of his holdings he practices from the grimoire of Solomon
>Watch as they burn him at the stake
*tipth coif*
Quit your insensible role playing. I must concentrate on my studies for history exam.
R8 thou's armor, /v/.
>>271776249
Spoken like the pompous ass ye no-doubt are! Were thee truly versed in the art of combat, ye would realize that a skilled maceman would rightly strike down any warrior so foolish as to use a sword so flimsy.
>Wielding anything but a polearm
>965 in year of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
>>271776689
>coif
*counjours behind you and takes no form of chivalry*
> twf can't read yet manage to post
What sorcery be this?
>>271776808
Ostentatious/10
>>271776125
> not wanting chaos
>>271776863
'Twas a mercenary matter, ye petulant child.
One must now depart, countrymen. A pleasure it hath been to shitscribe with thee. Take care, ye men of letters.
>>271776808
>visible straps
enjoy yonder peasant removing thine armour with a plowshare
>>271776863
>bows head regardfully
>>271776808
Look Titus, a shelled rat.
A good stabbing will do.
>>271776808
2ith/10ith thine has enough reflective surfaces to blind his own men and attract many a kike to tear it off mid-battle.
I recommend ye to head to the brothel and partake in the blowing of many male rods.
I cant believeth captain of ye royal guadr doeth ith for nothing
>>271777073
>Sallet Helmet
>Gothic Armor
MINE MOOR!
Why doth Earl Gamers get such recognition? Have thoust never seen an Earl before?
NICE SWORD KNAVE
>>271774160
Strait Sword masterrace
>>271772816
>exits time machine
>sees this
>mfw
>>271776648
>no motte
2/16 wouldsn't visit on a tour of the realm
>The pope hasn't called another crusade yet
Proclaim the most opulent helm thou doth possess.
Ye video games of old are horse shit
-Wizard
>>271774415
And Karras said, 'Lay down thy hammer, friends, 'tis yesteryear's trappings.' And so we laid them down, and seeing this, Karras spoke again: 'Now raise up thy mace, The Builder shall fuel thee...and all the followers of Karras.'"
>>271777415
>>271777256
>sorcery
what hast thou magik got against yonder stake I ponder?
>>271777489
>>271777213
Lord Moot doth float near noble ladies whom fornicate with men of higher station.
Can thou be of lower station?
>>271777670
HERESY
>>271777386
thoust speak the truth, but yonder castle was garnered with merely a peasants fortune
thineself shalt be living off barleywheat again
>>271776859
while your winding up for a single hit, I can stab you over 10 times. I bet you're a filthy paladin, they all favor some type of typical smashing weapon rather then elegant blades.
>>271777670
Banish yon defecation from my sight
>>271777670
heresy
but also an enlarged codpiece?
>>271776125
>>271777053
What doth this be? Some faerie tale?
>>271777670
Heresy
THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!
rate thine new aquirement
rVIII mine lover
>>271778052
painted/10 thine spills his seed on the paintings in his own does he not?
Post thine comfortable abodes
Have you thanked thine priest of healing today?
>>271777805
Stab to thine heart's content, anon - mine shield can take it.
>>271777415
>>271778052
Yon maiden doth consort with beasts and fellow womenfolk
defecation/X would not under any circumstances engage in matrimony
>>271776808
Yea, noble-man, t'would make a display of great dishonour should such fine a skin be run through by bolt and bodkin, as to claim your buttock unto my possession.
>>271778173
Look fellow bannermen
a northener
jest at him
Hast thou experienced the visual entertainment known as Five Knights at Freddy's?
>>271778052
>thou shalt never lay such a god given-bodice
Why, by our Lord, does a man moveth forward?
>>271778052
thine wench has taken excess portions, has she not?
>>271778182
My heartfelt gratitude, barber.
>>271778258
thou peasant speak a veritable truth
I AINT PLAYIN' ANYMORE NIGGA HAND OVER DEMfair maidens
Hath fair anon learnt of the mohammadian concept of...Zero?! such nonce.
>>271778334
her lithe supple form hath imbibed much of mine potionsIN A SIMILAR FASHION TO THINE MOTHER
![overgrowth_cover[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/daARHTs.png "overgrowth_cover[1].png")
Brothers, gaze yonder at this tapestry and share thine thoughts with me.
>the year of our lord 1252
>not taketh the maidenhood of a wench on her tenth nameday
>>271778602
THE WORK OF ONE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTS
>>271778418
What sorcery is this that a man might have the skin of soot?
>>271778515
#arrowsloosed
>>271778630
O-OBSCENE!
>>271778602
dost thou lay with beasts?
>>271774386
WHAT VILE SORCERY IS THIS?
>>271778684
Verily, I too proclaim confusion
What is the device he holds within his filthy grasp
>>271778804
AY CHECK OUT THIS WHITE ASS HONKEY AINT EVEN SEE NO GUN
Is there a character stronger than Jesus?
And I’m not talking about New Testament Jesus. I’m talking about lost records Jesus with his ruthless miracle use and god accession and with rikidou techniques, his Papterus sandals, a Perfect deed record and control of his cross lifting powers and wall breaking, with Old Testament's God DNA implanted in him so he also has the seven deadly sins and plague release prayjutsu.
>>271778684
>>271778804
I hath travelled, yonder soot is of Moor origin
his alchemic contraption eludes thy intellect tho
>acquire new winter lodge
>step into it
>this happens
What dost thou do
>>271778173
>>271778970
preacheth for thy priest
>>271778910
What is the function of "gun"? Surely a sword would be the optimal weapon for engagements.
>>271778602
"VPON THE DAY OF IT'S RELEASE, WE SHALL PLVNDER IT!"
"HERESY! HERESY!"
"DO NOT CEASE IN THESE PLEASVRES!"
"YIFFE!"
>Fovre hvndred and fovre
>>271778186
> using a shield
too afraid to use a buckler?
>>271778970
Alteth-VI
>>271778789
>Questions sorcery
>Erects a tapestry that moves of its own accord
Thine pagan rituals shalt cease on this moment
>awaketh thine morn
>noth anthony burch
>>271779056
Ay! I hath traveled to that land and can explain the nature of this device! It is the way these vile beaths fling their excrements at each other, whoever is covered in the most is hailed their king.
>>271779220
praise be
>>271779056
LIKE A BOW NIGGA BUT INSTEAD PULL THE TRIGGER AND GO POP POP POP THEY INSTANTLY DEAD
THEE
You are at the local trading post with your maiden when suddenly this ruffian approaches and firmly plants his palm upon her buttocks.
What do you do?
YE
>>271778630
inb4 you are banished for opposing the law by which our Lord moot decree
>>271779478
Let loose the flood of sadness from mine eyelids, return to mine hut, and commit acts of onanism upon mine self
>>271779220
My facial expression when
Ye sad, uncouth curs. In mine heart I've naught but pity for peasants such as you. Have you nothing you may lay claim to 'pon the fair soil God madeth? Thou remainest unlanded, lurking in the furthest reaches of thine own parents hovels, with no prospects of marriage. And what doth thou doest? Thou amusest thineself with trinkets and baubles, flights of purest fancy with little bearing on anything. You throwest away your coins for this? Or worse, you takest them without recompense of the hardworking vendor? Good Lord Jesus Christ King of Heaven, I do beseech you, have mercy. There truly exists none lower than this collection of ne'er-do-we'lls what calleth themselves /v/.
>>271779478
Firmly remove him from mine presence
Why thoth posting board nameth "/v/"?
>>271778970
what game beith this
>>271777396
>TFW no longboat
>>271779828
Why dost thou attempt to plunge our merriments into ruin? Dost thou not have a wench to impregnate, phillistine? Remove thyself.
>>271779828
Painting related, it be me with with my sword
Jjajaja mirad a estos plebellos hablar el ingles. Idioma de brutos y sajones. Tened un poco mas de resepto canallas y hablad lenguas derivadas del glorioso Latin , idioma de Roma el gran imperio.
>Implicando que no sois una manada de barbaros y brutos
>implicando que teneis comida
>implicando que producis algo y no os dedicais solo a robar y saquearos entre vosotros
Jjajajaja
>>271779970
It beith Tall Tale 2
![KneelingKnight%20green%20right[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/OR8bpXy.gif "KneelingKnight%20green%20right[1].gif")
My lord, the kingdom of Tumblr hath declared war on our fair lands! What course of action shall we take?
> Obtained the new Assassin's Creed Vnity Spell
> Perform the application of spell vpon thine self
> Spell isn't optimized for one to cast vpon thine self
> Only optimized in elixir state at same penceworth for a weaker spell
> MFW Spell turns me into a dickless chicken
>>271780047
I beseech thee, perish.
>>271780164
Ignore thy heretics.
>>271780164
ignor thy petty claims
>>271780154
moreth like "thoust can plant yonder acorn" 2
>>271780317
>>271780329
Thy both be of the mind of ignore.
>>271779570
Yet I do not hail towards this false king! He is bvt a traitor and spy for the enemy!
>>271780014
Yon merriments doth be constructed for small children, ingrate! Naught but children! How many seasons haveth thou lived?!
I deny God's existence.
>>271780154
is thy really a filthy ios game? What a crime
>>271780539
I doff my flatcap at you, sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBy_pkcsdzs
>>271780494
>My tastes consist exclusively of mature tapestries for mature knights such as mineself
Back to the fields, peasant scum.
I shall blowest thou all to hell
>>271780539
Thou shalt most assuredly burn for your heresy
brb alerting the nearest inquisitor
>>271780748
Nonsense, I've no time to waste on yon tapestries. Nor should you, as many moons as you've seen. How many times has the ice melted for you to still dally with ye olde "merriments"?
>>271780916
Why hast thou cast enjoyment from thy life
>>271781050
Because I endeavour for king and country, and am landed with wyf.
>>271779478
*unsheathe claymore*
Hum, nothing of an individual nature child.
>>271777095
Say that to my faceplate not via a carrier pigeon half-slave see what occurs
>>271770175
I came in here wanting to post this.
>all these poorbows still filled with fury over glorious crossbow
The war is balanced, get more training.
>>271776526
Bar babar! Bar babar babar!
>>271781167
>Laboring under the king
>Wyf
Thou must experience great joy in slavery to pay for your concubine and your unwanted sprout
![shot2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/VxzLkj5.gif "shot2[1].gif")
WOLOLO
Aye, should any of you knaves, brigands, jackanapes, currs, or scallywags ever DARE to challenge a man of my stature, I shall, with great haste, 360quickdraw thine arse quicker than the french line up to watch the guillotine. And do trust, you dog, that your death will be both humiliating and dishonorable. I shall beckon the wench you have dubbed "wife" to look upon your sorry head as I hold it before the portal to your sorry keep.
>>271781213
What in the name of the lord did thou just speak of me, thou minute swine? I’ll have thee know I ranked top of my class in the Knight Academy, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Rome, and I possess over 300 confirmed taken lives. I am trained in medieval warfare and am the top lancer in the entire army. Thou art nothing to me but another heathen. I will erase thee with skills the likes of which have never been seen before on this land, remember my words. Thou thinkest thou can escape with speaking such vulgar phrases to me? Rethink, swine. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and thine location is being traced right now so thou had best prepare for the maelstrom, damned fool. The storm that destroys the worthless trinket thou calleth thine life. Thou art damned, child. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end thee in over seven hundred ways, and that is just with my bare knuckles. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of His Majesty's army, and I will use it to its full extent to erase thine miserable buttocks off the face of the continent, thy little swine. If only thou could have known what unholy retribution thine little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thine cursed tongue. But thou could not, thou did not, and now thou shalt be punished, thy unholy beast. I will pour fury upon thee and thou will drown in it. You are bloody dead, child.
>>271770116
>unga bunga
>rockstop
>etc
>>271780539
>Get a load of this madman.portrait
That's like saying there is land waiting beyond the sea you imbecile or that we are the same as niggers
>>271781448
Hold thine tongue before it wears thin slobbering upon my war spear, ye ovoid, corpulent hardcake devouring peasant.
>>271781518
Be gone Slav
