What exactly are the problems that exist in Borderlands 2 that he created?
Everything.
Borderlands is just boring.
It still hasn't progressed from "shoot shit and manage your one fucking ability." Nothing has been added.
>>271473143
Anything in particular?
Memes and pop culture
I don't like it but I don't really care for it either
game was ruined by shitty scaling and bullet sponges.
Tutorial is awful also and mostly involves waiting for NPC's to say shit and it's real irritating.
>>271473028
Holy shit! I'm NOT Anthony Burch!
Life is awesome!
>>271473361
>Let's make a game based around using guns and getting better guns!
>Let's make all the guns ultra-shitty!
I dunno, faggot, what do you think?
>>271473513
God is good. Jesus loves you.He had created you in His image, be glad it wasn't in Anthony Burch's image.
>>271473513
I am though
>>271473028
>Date Unknown
>Location Unknown
>It has been some time since the event
>I have long given up on tracking the months
>The others have become feral
>Like most I am completely blind
>All is darkness
>The world is suffering
>Still not Anthony Burch
>>271473767Keep dreaming.
>>271473812How do you know? :-^)
>>271473916
I still have my WiiU
>>271473373
>Memes and pop culture
>I don't like it but I don't really care for it either
Pretty much this, but I will add that because of how overabundant these two are in the games, it doesn't really have anything to make it stand out from other series other than being used to reference things.
>>271473028
>tfw you realize you are anthony birch
>>271473028
The forced one liners, every npc being crazy for the sake of being crazy. Added way to much fluff dialogue. The unnatural way he made the sexuality of a character the defining aspect of them not just a trait
>tfw not anthony burch
>>271473373
Also the pre-sequel was absolutely destroyed by Anthony turning Torgue into a pedestal for him to spew SJW bullshit, and him doing strawman retaliations against people saying BL2 was full of memes.
>tfw secretly have a cuckolding fetish
>tfw i realize i will never be anthony burch
>>271474565
Why did his wife leave him again?
>>271474739
To let him explore his homo urges
>>271474739
She didn't want to share the Wii U.
>>271473028
>wake up
>realize I haven't played my Wii U in a while
>have a sinking feeling I might be anthony burch
>go to work and go home
>remember I own a wii u, it's just been broken for a while
>mfw I realize I was never anthony burch
>>271473028
>We exist in a world where people like Anthony Burch make videogames
the "writing" in those games boils down to a bunch of talking heads screaming memes at each other
>>271474635
I normally would just ignore that since I don't really like that. However, I heard there are a TON of sections in PS where you can't do anything until characters are done talking. Is that true? it might put me off a bit from even torrenting it
>>271474912
How did it break? I haven't heard of them breaking yet, anything I should watch out for?
Well anon... The results are in.
You are NOT the Anthony Burch.
>>271474938
>emptyhero
Who is this guy?
BL2 specifically? Not much, honestly. His writing was obnoxious and annoying, but not enough to ruin the game itself. Unfortunately, the game itself was also obnoxious and boring.
In the pre-sequel he goes full ham, though. There's a part where the game literally grinds to a halt for 5 minutes as someone explains to you how the friendzone isn't real and it's a misogynist way to view relationships, and that really sets the tone for how the rest of the game goes.
>>271475116
a bully
>>271474635
man torgue didn't deserve this.
>>271474938
He talks about GG people the way Chris Chan did the dam dirty trolls
>>271474938
SmegmaKing is my hero
>>271473028
Piss poor writing, dialogue that tries too hard to be humorous. Shoehorned bits about characters's sexuality.
That, and the general quality of the dialogue is just as eye-rollingly bad in BL1 so there was no improvement.
Honestly, Burch is just another retard who has a case of unwarranted self-importance because he thinks his writing is witty and clever when in fact no one thinks it is. There were a few lines in BL2 that made me chuckle but overally most of the dialogue was garbage.
>>271473660
This. I spent hours looking for the assualt rifle(at best hi cap mag with mingun barrel). Found one after like a month. Find a semi auto that one shot kills mostly anything in new game+ modes. I just quit right after that.
>>271473028
The problem is, Borderlands 2 isn't a game about being a cuck, which is Burch's field of expertise.
>>271475218
heh
>>271475085
Thanks, Maury.
>>271475116
The hero we deserve....I think, not too sure about that one.
>>271475381
Doktor Phil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGaAsRsGcM
>>271475073
The gamepad battery is faulty. Waiting for a replacement in the mail
>>271475085
> me when I realize I'm not Anthony Burch
>>271475186
> how the friendzone isn't real and it's a misogynist way to view relationships
only ugly and undesirable people feel that way
im an average looking male and i knowingly and intentionally friendzoned multiple girls in highschool, its really not that weird to enjoy the attention and admiration someone gives you while wanting to return none of it
>Ashly will never be your sister
>realize I don't own a WiiU
Am I going to slowly turn into Burch? Or do I only need to have one then lose it for it to happen? If the latter is true, should I just not get one at all? I don't want to take any risks.
>>271475847
>you will never be Anthony Burch
>>271475240
>>271475116
a priviliged white bigot that thinks it's ok to tell a "nigger story" on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FobWdVD7RIw
>>271476063
Wait, EmptyHero ISN'T Bob Sapp?
>>271474334
>tfw Burch#s wife took your wiiU
>>271475226
All he wanted was to have people murder eachother in an arena and blow shit up
Where did it all go wrong
>>271475503
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>271475770
How does it feel?
I've never had a girl express interest in me, only pity.
>>271475865
You can't lose what you never had, so you never lost your Wii U to anyone in the past and even if you did lose a Wii U in the future, it will be a completely different event, therefore, you can proceed through life knowing you are not, and will never be, Anthony Burch.
>>271475770
>mfw i friendzoned 20+ girls in high school
>mfw friendzoned about 5 girls in college
>was asked to a threesome with 2 8/10 girls recently, "No, Thank You."
>most recent girl friendzoned really liked me, almost started to tear up when I declined her offer
Bitches, man.>mfw I'm gay
Goddamnit, Why can't I attract men as easily as I can women. ;~;
>>271476161
bob sap isn't even bob sap
>>271473812
>It has been some time since the event
DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT
IT WILL CAUSE DISTRESS
>>271476020
You know, it feels bad reading it in his voice.
![sapp-manga[1].jpg](https://4chanarchives.com/image/image-404.png "sapp-manga[1].jpg")
>>271476480
Bob Sapp is my dad.
>>271476301
Wow, that's cruel.
>>271476501
>>271473361
bullet-sponge enemies on high difficulties, good loot drops too rarely.
other than that it's a solid game that is better than the first one, you have to be autistic to care about few obnoxious characters.
>>271476020
>mfw there are SJWs who embrace him as one of their own
You know, Chris-chan could be our secret weapon against them.
The problem that I have with BL2 writing is that there is very little logic to the world, I just wacky for the sake of being wacky. Don't get me wrong, I understand that it's supposed to be over the top but you have make it somewhat believable in my opinion, otherwise it just gets boring real fast. The only thing I kind of liked about in terms of BL2 writing is that D&D referencing DLC, they way they touched the topic of a girl getting in terms with loss was kind of okay, I guess. She is still obnoxious though.
>>271475770
I know that feel.
>>271475503
I still can't believe kamiya replied to that.
>>271476959
>Our secret weapon
We can't even get him to make more shitty comics, You cannot control Chris
>>271476063
Wait, THAT'S EmptyHero? Haha, wow, that explains so much.
>>271473028LOL
>>271474635
>shitty character in a shooter
>dev aruging with someone on the internet
>game was absolutely destroyed
stay autistic v
>>271475503
>how much does a genuine review cost
EVERY.TIME.
>>271476020
Wait what? Did he get over his hatred of gays or something?
>>271477169
I mean more of our indirect secret weapon, they have no idea what he truly is.
>>271475085
Thank you sweet baby jesus
>>271475085
Holy shit I just realized Maury is 75 years old
>>271477432
He's a mentally disturbed tranny who yells and distracts people from real issues, if anything he's an asset to them
>>271476063
He's actually making a lot of sense. It all boils down to working hard and instilling a work ethic into your children will give them a good life.
I'm white but I had drug addict parents who didn't instill anything like that into me or set an example but I'm in the process of changing my life around and hope to be earning £35-40k a year by the time I'm 30 as a Cisco Certified Network Engineer. I'm not "privileged" by any means but I'm working hard and it's starting to pay off.
>>271477202
No more pathetic than the r/KiA mod who left for GamerGhazi and told everyone what retards his ex-colleagues were.
>>271476458
Are you immensely attractive or just outgoing? I didn't even know over 20 girls in high school.
>>271476458I'm the opposite. I'm straight but I have gay guys come onto me all the time and girls won't give me the time of day
>>271476458
>that spoiler
>mfw
Don't worry Anon, you'll find him one day.
>>271473028
Boring gameplay most of all. Not to mention a crap story and too many fetch quest crap
>>271477202
>r/gamerghazi
man those faggots must have been mad as fuck during last week's midterms
>>271478016
I'd say I'm moderately attractive, I hate admitting it but I am also smart as well. Could've also been that I know 5 languages and am into literature and poetry and what not.Mes bitches, je parle les langues d'amour. Mais mon dick n'est pas pour vous | hoes: *swoon* *swoon* *cry*Well, to be honest I think about 7 of them were genuine nice people. Alot of sluts really want to be with me though, those kind that just want a dick to suck. Now, I never outright tell people I'm gay, I'm pretty sure none of those girls interest in me knew, I'm not a faggot, just gay. Could also be me kinda pushing them away that they might find attractive? Like maybe they were thinking I was plaing hard to get? When in reality, I didn't want anything with them.
To be honest, having girls as friends... is kinda boring. I have tons of guy friends of whom I am not attracted to who are solely friends.
>>271478227Maybe, anon. Maybe, til then, I'll just sit here and cry whilst all these bitches and hoes drink up my tears. ;~;
>>271478223
>>271476674
I love the ending to this manga.
>>271478223
>>271479176
Err forgot to reply to ya.
Why dear lord can't we switch, you get teh bitches, I'll get the fags.
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuorVfoFuYA
>>271473028
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGaAsRsGcM
His writing is not funny which is a pretty big thing to fuck up in a game that tries to be funny for like 20 + hours.
>tfw got cucked hard the other day
>tfw it's still not as hard as Anthony Burch
>>271479176
>and am into literature and poetry
Probably this then, since I'm decently attractive myself, but think poetry is idiotic and can't bring myself to read 2pretentious4u book that most hipsters gush over.
I do know two languages thoughI'll be stopping at four.
>>271479176
Fuck, I love studying languages but I'm not very good at it.
My Mandarin game is somewhat strong though.
>>271479689
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGaAsRsGcM
10/10
How have I not seen this masterpiece.
>>271479689
I'm done. I can't take this anymore.
>>271473352
accurate.
>>271473352
>"shoot shit and manage your one fucking ability."
It could be a good game even with that. But it's not, but not because of that. It's because the shooting and the managing your ability isn't done well enough to be challenging or interesting. It's basically a clunky poorly optimized version of Halo mixed with a somehow shittier Diablo and slathered in hipster coating. It's really hard to make a game that bad.
>>271479878
I usually tend to read epics ancient-pre-1900 litterature so I always find somethign good. Have you visite /lit/ lately? I'm sure there can always be something to interest you there.
also
>>271479975
>>271479878
Which languages do you study?huo huei shou pu'tong hua, idearr
I don't even know if that is romanized correctly, that's as much Mandarin I know. lol
My main languages are English, Spanish and Italian with my secondary languages being German, Moonspeak, and French
What with Mandarin, Turkish and Portugues being languages that I have only looked into a bit.
>>271481097
>I usually tend to read epics ancient-pre-1900 litterature so I always find somethign good.
That statement is fairly contradictory.
>>271481472
What I meant is ancient literature all the way to pre-1900. Then again I could've just said "anything pre-1900." But then most people just assume "ONLY RENNAISANCE LITTERATURE" just tried to make it a bit clear on the general span of time. Unless you are insinuating that there is no good literature pre-1900? I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
>>271479689
10/10
>>271476063
He has a god damn good point about not being able to convince people their parents are shit
>>271481097
I sorta know what you're trying to say.
ä½ ä¼šè¯´ä¸€ç‚¹ä¸æ–‡ã€‚
Something along those lines, I think.
I wrote a poem about Borderlands. I want to send it to Burch :)
Class variety makes this game great!
Unique guns to play around with!
Characters that are fun to follow!
Kilometers on Kilometers of lands to explore!
>>271477286
go away anthony.
>>271477708
he lives in the same town as me weirdly enough
>>271483162
Precisely. I remember I once worked for this one Chinese guy, his father knew nothing of English, looked to be around 80-85. Old man is just walking around seeing the work we were doing on his house, he comes up to me and says nothing but look.
>me: ä½ ä¼šè¯´ä¸€ç‚¹ä¸æ–‡ã€‚
His eyes lit up so bright to see a non-chinese/non-asian say something in Chinese.
Felt goodman.
Unfortunately I only knew few introductory phrases (i.e. I am.. I come from... I speak... etc etc.)
>>271479689
>that wink at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRUh7sb4c-M
AB's theme song
>>271475503
>grey delisle favourited the prostate pollywogs tweet
>>271473028
Literally the ONLY thing he did was write scripts and characters. He had nothing to do with anything gameplay related.
>>271479689
Fucking beautiful.
>>271486926
if only everyone had her sense of humor
>>271473028
he is like midas
but shit midas
everything he touches turns to shit
>tfw you're not Anthony Burch
>>271473028
CuckTales! Woo-oo!
Black bull ramming wifey
CuckTales! Woo-oo!
Slurping negro semen
>>271479689
God's work certainly shines on this anon.
>>271475639
Anothony Burch is going to be called Cuck Mangione from now on.
>>271486926
She knows her demographic
>>271476570
I've read everything he posts in his voice for years
Always makes it more funny
Post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
>>271489828
>>271489828
>>271489828
>>271489828
HAHAHA
Can you imagine? You wake up, frisbee your cum-crusted underwair out the window, take a shower, take a piss in the shower, then FINALLY look in the mirror, and you'll see you're fucking Anthony Burch!
I CAN'T IMAGINE
>>271489828
thank you merciful God
>>271483259
Same here.
Race variety makes the cuck game great!
Unique dicks for my wife to play with!
Sex that is fun to watch!
Gallons on Gallons of cum to cover my wife with!
>>271475116
Attention whore from /v/ who constantly posts screens of his ebin tweets so people will discover he sells books and buy them.
>>271489828
>>271477071
>I just wacky for the sake of being wacky.
I had a similar issue with the retail version of Stanley Parable. It went from a neat little experiment that was about games handle player choice to just being meta for the sake of being meta.
Seriously talking, why did his wife leave him?
>>271493042
He forced her into an open relationship even though she didn't want one.
>>271493042
Look at their wedding, it gives some hints of why their marriage didn't work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4
>>271492606
>>271493042
>cuck fag
>gets rejected by women so he turns to men and still gets turned down
>huge beta that thinks women can do no wrong
>frames a twitter post because a girl wrote it
>his wedding was a complete farce
>she tasted the black penis
take your pic
>>271493325
Is that actually him?
>>271493485
yeah
>>271493346
emptyhero plz. You're a funny guy but you whore yourself out way too much on here.
>>271492606
>>271493346
Fresh OC
>School sucks
>Work sucks, afraid I may be getting fired soon
>Drinking isn't fun anymore
>Tired all the time
>Wake up every morning
>Get a daily reminder at 8 AM
>You are not Anthony Burch
>Face another day, resolute
>>271475085
>>271493745
He was nodding disrespectfully at him
>>271493745
Subtle
>>271489828
>tfw I'll never be Anthony Burch
Why live?
>>271475085
>>271479689
>HE USED MY IMAGE
>>271493745
>>271493869
GG has gotten really damn fun to watch since now it's just extreme people from both sides shitflinging with each other on twitter.
>>271475503
1 OF D BEST
>>271493213
Seriously? I always though that I was his wife suggestion.
Thing get more pathetic more time I hear about it.
>>271489828
There is literally nothing wrong with being Anthony Burch.
>>271476674
I was so disappointed the rest of this manga didn't have this kind of humor.
Also not enough scenes with the mom.
>>271494660
>I always though that I was his wife suggestion.
Nope. If you go through his twitter and ask.fm he has stated multiple times it was his idea.
![1409238769475[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lTxv8qG.gif "1409238769475[1].gif")
>tfw no matter who you are, or what you have done, you will never be Anthony Burch
>>271494912
>evil scientists may be at work right this moment to put spiders under your desk and transform you into anthony burch the next time you sleep
>>271494795
Or maybe he did that in order to make it appear that he is blaming himself because of male guilt and sex addiction and to make his wife look better?
>>271479176
Eh, I have a similar problem with girls, except I'm straight. My issue is that, being straight, I DO bang them. I swear to god, if there was a frequent visitor system for getting my peepee checked...
>>271495106
Burch is too dumb to think that far ahead.
>>271477862
Dude, are you me?
>>271494101
Hot damn this .gif is amazing
>>271494357
I'm still not sure what it is, I just wish people would shut up about it because I'm sure 90% of the people involved don't know what it's about either.
>still not anthony burch
>>271495436
It started out as a movement to get rid of corruption in gaming journalism but eventually just formed into two groups of idiots yelling at each other. I haven't even seen anyone from both sides of GG actually mention something related to video games in the past month.
>>271475186
didn't lileth and a few other guys rebuff him tho like he was talking nonsense
>>271495252
Lucky bastard. To be honest, I wish I didn't have any of those girls after me, they are just a bother to me. I have literally found no female in my life that would be considered useful as a friend. I can't understand why, could just be me being gay. I dunno. Seems most of them, when they realized I love video games put forth the whole "gamur grill" caard and Jesus that is the most annoying thing ever.
>>271475503
Wait...Obama does't have twitter right?
>Watching a documentary about autism
>Guy interviews the parents
>All of them pretty much look like they are dead inside
>Start feeling bad about the burden they have to live with
>Mfw I realize they avoided an even worse burdenTheir kid could have been Anthony Burch.
>>271496160
>I have literally found no female in my life that would be considered useful as a friend.
I've got one, and she's married. The rest are trying to passively get in my pants or trying to date me.
Oddly enough, I get propositioned by gay dudes all the time. I honestly just assumed it was easy for gay dudes
>be me
>install Borderlands 2
>play it
>it ain't that bad
>I get a headshot
>"cool story, bro"
>uninstall Borderlands 2
>>271496435
>be me
why do faggots keep saying this in their greentext stories? We fucking get that it's you for fucks sake
>>271475503
>Now I finally go outside and show my penis to children
>>271496423
Small correction: It's easy for faggots to get dates.
Unfortunately I'm just gay, If you were to talk to me for a day, you couldn't even tell I'm gay, which kinda adds to the problem of any guy taking a shot at me if they think I might not be gay. Hell, my best friend of nearly 10 years didn't know I was gay until just this recently.
>>271496620
>be me
>be autistic
>be shitposting on /v/ over people putting >be me
>can't understand why my parents are dissapointed in me
"Why don't I have any friends, /v/?"
>>271496620
>be you
>look in the mirror
>you're Anthony Burch
>>271475503
>Wheaton is a SJW
Aw, dammit.
At least his role was somewhat minor...
>>271496784
Dude you're so gay
>>271473028
Mostly shitty writing that loses whatever charm it had after an hour or so.
The real problem is the game. When you get to a certain point, enemies become bullet sponges in the truest sense and every area in the game becomes boring because of bullet sponges.
It's as if you've done the same thing billions of times over and the game becomes very samey, even though they have tons of DLC.
It is rather sad, because I like BL quite a bit.
Well not so much now, since I associate it so much with BL2, and I've already done everything worthwhile in it.
Eh, wasn't his fault the gameplay is balls.
>be having a shitty day
>get fired
>hobo pisses on me during walk back from work
>get home to find out motherboard is fucked up
>stub my toe on way to the bathroom
>look in mirror
>realize I'm not anthony burch
Maybe it's not such a bad day after all
>>271496965
Minor? Fuck Wil Weaton is a complete faggot SJW. He was constantly posting about Zoe Quinn and how shes a victim and how male gamers are scum and how Anita is like a holy feminist who will change the world. His role is not minor at all.
>>271496983
Precisely.
>pic related
>>271476063
I had no idea this fucker was so based
>>271497293
I was talking about the cartoon. But now it's ruined even more for me.
Thanks.
>>271497293
>>271479689
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
>>271497386
usually, his videos are more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkHMMLeUkpI
>>271473660
So much this.
BL1 was a shooter with strong rogue-like elements. Guns could be garbage, godlike, quirky or anything in between.
BL2 was a cotton candy canon factory with bullet sponge enemies that force the game to slog to try force you to play co-op whether you like it or not.
>>271497860
I stand by my statement.
Hesitantly.
>>271485519
whats wrong with his face
>>271497550
Jesus I wouldn't be able to stand being with a faggot like that, but it does get my cock hard.
>>271497542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJ1PcRE0j8
;-^)
>>271489828
>>271498343I don't speak Russian.
>>271499158
imagine if "anthony burch" was a status effect in your favorite japanese role playing game
Tiny Tina dlc was good
Torgue dlc too
Burch was a good writer, I'm admitting that, I think this SJW bullshit his autistic wife stuffed in his head fucked him up. Also seeing your wife fucking niggers while you can't even look at another girl must do crazy shit to you.
His sister was funny until she went full SJW because her fiance died.
Enough with the constructive criticism
>Memelands so bad lol XD XD Everything is so bad, I played anyway but so baaaaad cringeeeeee criiiinge. Love me /v/
>>271499370
>the enemy wizard is casting greater cucking
>sir faggotron is now Anthony Burch for the next 7 turns and must furiously masturbate while crying, also he lost a random piece of gear
>>271498928
>Russian
>>271499370
>be playing wii U
>generic moonRPG
>status effect: Anthony Burch
>game turns off
>wii u is transported into destructive void
>wii u gone forever
God no...
>>271499370
>>271499370
tidus succumbes to the anthony burch status
lulu rikku and yuna spit on him while auron khimari and wakka takes turns fucking the girls and shooting loads on tidus' face
>>271499552
He's the one that pushed for the "open relationship", not her. Which still didn't work out.
>>271475503
Holy shit, My sides. So fucking based. This can't be one person, that must be some bored comedians working together. Pure gold
>>271499645
>RussianIt's a joke, anon.
>>271500357
>Believing Burch excuse to prove he's not a betafag
>>271475503
>Grey DeLisle favorites it
Every time
>>271500431
I know thatyou baka tsundere faggot.
>>271500563
I'm not discounting he's a total loser.
I'm saying he couldn't save a sham of a marriage and handled it poorly.
You only really go into open relationships if the two of you are communicating greatly and have times where the two of you are going to be separated for extended periods of time, ie months.
That wasn't his case, that was him desperately trying to keep a marriage together when it was already falling apart.
>>271475503
Do you think those people cry at night, /v/?If I was Patricia I would've killed myself a long time ago...
>>271497293
>Minor? Fuck Wil Weaton is a complete faggot SJW. He was constantly posting about Zoe Quinn and how shes a victim and how male gamers are scum and how Anita is like a holy feminist who will change the world. His role is not minor at all.
He's also a Reddit user, on top of all that shit.
>>271489828
>>271501472
Wrong one.
>>271497293
>>271496965
>>271501425
>tfw my sister watches his TV show
>>271501634
He has a TV show?
>>271501723
He's an executive producer of CuckTales, that new show Anthony Burch stars in.
>>271501723
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FXO31ZycI
>>271501634
>>271501723
Don't answer him, I don't want to know.
Would you bone Burch'sexwife, /v/?
>>271502126
Only if he is watching and only if its over his wii U
>>271499552
>TT DLC was good
Get the fuck out of here.
>>271502126
I would fuck her until she couldn't walk anymore.
Marry her like that fag did? Not even if she was the last woman on earth.
>>271475085
Thank jesus
>>271502126
What is her twitter like? Any hints to why she did it in the first place?
>>271496620
It's a Reddit thing.
>>271502126
I like her comics, so sure. I'd fuck his sister too.
Who the fuck marries someone who shares a name with his sister, by the by?
>>271502368
TT is helluva fun if you are high. You try it, make most shitty things good.
>>271502508
someone who secretly wants to fuck his own sister
>>271474739
Becuase he's a cuck.
inb4 epic memesters, unlike all the other shit you faggots spew he actually is.
>>271502126
why did he marry Jack White?
>>271501634
Tabletop is pretty good.
>I'd fuck his sister too.
I would stick my dick so deep into her ass that my cum would come out of her nose
>>271474739
>>271473028
I didn't like how New-U stations exist. They completely rupture the story and any importance of anything.
Everything in the story revolves around person x killing person y to progress, but no one really dies. ExceptRoland and Handsome Jackfor some reason.Really, all the bosses respawn. EvenBloodwing, whom Mordechai mourns.
I think it would have been better if the game went back in time to an invisible checkpoint or something instead. This way dying actually has meaning and value.
>>271493325
What about it, just how forced and informal it is?
>>271502508
what comics does she make?
>>271475085
>>271481097
I don't know what the chinese equivalent term for Romaji is but you're fucking disgusting for using it.
>>271501994
>hey ubisoft, women play video games.
>get used to it.
>[smug sense of self satisfaction intensifies]
i threw up in my mouth
>>271479689
top tier
Can someone fill me in on the whole Anthony Burch saga? Haven't watched HAWP in so long.
>>271476674
>>271479393
>>271494784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE
>>271501973
CuckTales WhooooOoooh
>>271503536
>There have been playable female assassins in the past
>A women was one of the well known developers in the games
>The game has a big following with female fans(atleast in 2)
Granted Ubisoft messed up but to claim they are sexist is wrong.
>>271489828
>>271495676
That's because the SJWs are trying to make it about muhsoggyknees.
>>271477862
>Cisco Certified Network Engineer
My nigga, I'm working on the same thing
>>271497550
>twinks
Is he actually a cuckold?
>>271495436
GG is trying to fuck with the advertisers while digging some stuff on them too. Its more of a consumer revolt than ethics since Zoe isn't relevant anymore.
In case anyone hasn't seen it
>>271505183
God, what a lanky motherfucker
>>271505183
>peace of shit
god damn
>>271505183
>AND a comedian
Damn, Burch really is a comedian, that's the funniest joke he's ever told!
>>271505852
Foolish anon.. He IS the joke.
>>271505183
>people who base their worth off their paychecks
>>271477862
>I'm white
>I'm not "privileged"
>>271505183
Who do we know that was anthony in that screencap?
