>Sega takes down footage showing how horrendous the game actually is
>Is refusing to send review copies to reviewers until the game is actually out
>Big Red Button is composed of Naughty Dog and High Impact rejects
>Sonic Brand and quality control manager David Corless left months ago
Lel
>>271318285
This shit has been nothing but hilarious, holy fuck
Watched Part 1 to 3.
The glitches in this game is incomprehensible.
Plus, What they did to Shadow.
Lol I would buy this game just for me and play it when I get depressed. You know, Like an Antidepressant.
Someone post the gif.
Please.
>>271318618
When you're a reject from High Impact games, you've got problems.
>>271318285
Didn't see the LP. How bad was it?
>>271319553
>>271319885
>>271319919
Good Gracious
>>271319919
>>271320075
Good Fucking Lord.
>>271320075
Holy fuck, this is Battlefield 4 bad
>>271318618
haha, rejects of rejects
incredible
![1415166564372[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VQ3JGb1.jpg "1415166564372[1].jpg")
>>271320075
oh my gosh its 360 Sonic the Hedgehog again
glorious
>>271320075
lol
https://twitter.com/Cobanermani456/status/531900185153376257
>>271318618
>Heavy Iron Studios
>Shitty movie/cartoon games
>Battle for Bikini Bottom
>Disney Infinity
>The Incredibles
They have a few gems.
>>271319919
What am I looking at
>>271318618
No wonder they were fired.
>>271321476
Knuckles getting his Big Red Dick sucked while we stare at his Big Red Butt
>>271321189
>Worse than than the Werehog
How is that even possible
>>271321189
Holy christ.
>>271321769
Holy shit this is looking worse than 06. And thats impressive.
And that's why they should've let nintendo develop it.
>post yfw they made a game actually worse than 06
Nintendo should have blocked this project long ago.
At least the 3DS one looks mediocre.
>>271320895
Nigga BF4 was never this broken on release.
This is a whole new fucking level.
>Expecting a good sonic game since the Genesis era
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Remember when the beta tester for this game posted here:
http://archive.moe/v/thread/249200732/#249201803
>My team all love sonic as we actually work at Sega but its not a sonic team game
>For example dude I sit with reported a bug where sonic loses all velocity after a spin dash
>Big red came back and just said "design choice in the email with no other explanation
>Small things like this really piss us off
>>271321942
>>271321942
worse?
...
I was going to say that was impossible but I'm seriously doubting that now.
>>271322137
>Shitposting
Personally, I feel like the worst part of this is that googling Sonic Boom won't instantly get me the intro song to Sonic CD.
>>271321942
>>271321942
What's Sonic Runners?
>>271321942
>>271321942
>>271318285
I just noticed the demo is up for 3DS, should I try it just to experience the horror of it all?
>>271322380
This. I have to search for that shit now.
>>271322137
generations was probably the only one they did well, however it was ruined by how short it was. instead of remaking old stages and raking in the cash as DLC, they just did casino night and said "fuck it, we don't want money".
>>271322526
If you want. The 3DS game is more meh bad than funny bad. I got bored 5 minutes in.
>>271319919
>>271320075
The cartoon is okay though.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU MESS UP SOMETHING THAT WAS PERFECT IN GENERATIONS
JESUS CHRIST
>>271322425
Supposed working title of Sonic Team's unannounced game.
A guy who provided specific info about Boom back in June (how Shadow and Metal Sonic are introduced, Boom NPCs, etc.) talked about it being what ST is working on.
>>271322425
It's the supposed new Sonic title for next year. A /v/ poster proved himself to be legit a few days ago regarding his posts about Boom.
>>271322526
The 3DS version is boring, but it's not awful. Just painfully mediocre.
It wouldn't hurt to give it a try.
>>271322526
Wii and 3DS version are two different games and from what I'm hearing the 3DS version is alright. Much better than the wii u version for sure
>>271321942
>implying it wasn't part of the plan
Who wouldn't want to play a game worse than 06.
>>271322678
Is it really? Felt too Family Guy for my tastes in the trailer.
>>271322846
>>271322857
>runners
Bets on Iphone game or kinect bullshit?
>>271321942
only a matter of time
>>271322942
Is piracy on the wiiu possible?
Otherwise, definitely not me
>>271322678
How...that won't fix that Eldtrich horror of a game, especially when that show is supposed to tie in to the game.
>>271322857
Archive link?
>>271322971
You can just watch them here.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEHMqhHsi5QVwiLmnOEBRixesfdQq9G72
Ironic sega takes down game footage but literal copies of their TV show are free game.
>>271321942
oh my fucking god
https://plus.google.com/113516096689386196497/posts/XvnwhJWNCPU
I can't believe this autism is real
>>271322678
No it wasn't. The problem is everyone expected it to be as bad as the game, real fucking lame shit. However it ended up as meh and because of that it's being called okay/good when it's not even close.
>>271323161
Hoo boy. I will be busy today...
>>271322983
>Kinect
There was already a Sonic game there.
>>271323102
Have a pastebin of all the guy's posts.
http://pastebin.com/fPnQm7rU
>>271319919
Here's the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDCzoqhjP7M
I want rocky road icecream.
>>271322942
Well congrats, Sega got themselves caught with a shitty game! Now what's the next step in their master plan?
>>271323265
>I am not female dog sorry
kek
>no shadouge in the new show/game
>>271323275
It was your standard kids cartoon.
Nothing great, but nothing terrible either.
>>271322548
I already did.
._.
>>271321189
>Cobi is taking the piss out of the game too
Holy shit. You REALLY dun fucked up Big Red Butt.
>>271323102
Screencaps. Check the date, he's legit. Spot on from what we can tell.
So are we finally witnessing the nail in the coffin for sonic?
I don't think they can make another generation interested in this franchise, plus sega lost millions recently didn't they?
>>271323559
Robotnik is basically the Ice King.
>>271323373
>Crashing this franchise.
Why don't they just give Sonic games a rest for a few years and try to put together a team of people that know what the fuck they are doing when it comes to a Sonic game.
>>271323358
>threw it up the waterfall
>>271323765
...Which he's always been.
Personality-wise, Eggman is a manchild, just like Ice King.
>>271321942
>>271323765
He pretty much is. He is the only good character.
At this point I would like to see a game where Eggman is the main character.
>>271323904
Well beside the fact that this group had like 2-3 years to make this game I don't think it really matters how long they give some team to make it.
Also this is like Sega's only game that they make anymore, or atleast that's what it feels like.
>>271323904
That be like if Nintendo gave Mario a rest.
>>271323358
>everything to do with the ship
TOP KEK
>>271323559
That's the thing, it's standard. Nothing special. And when you have other programs that are not only more popular, but more interesting grabbing their attention, it's dead on arrival.
i actually really loved playing sonic adventure 1 and 2 and dont know why everybody hates it so much
>>271318285
>Naughty Dog rejects
More like the smart ones that didn't want to make movies for the rest of their lives. Fuck off, OP. Your underage is showing.
>>271321942
>>271321942
>>271323358
[peaceful music intensifies]
>>271323982
I didn't know that. Look man, I haven't watched or cared about sonic since he ate chilli dogs and had a game on the genesis.
>>271324178
They're fine games, they just aged like milk.
Whatever. As long as there's still fanart, I'm set.
>>271324259
>This assmad
Someone has an agenda.
>>271321942
>>271318285
>Sonic Brand and quality control manager
This sounds like the worst job in the world
>It's shit, again
>We're out of money, again
>Just ship it, again
>>271324259
>Defending BRB
>Ever
Get out. And don't come back.
>>271321942
>>271322034
This is more like BF4 and ET having a baby...and then letting that baby have a baby with Sonic 06.
>>271321942
I dont think it's worse than 06
I mean yeah its horrible but it's still not as horrible as the boring mess that was 06
I tried the 3DS demo and really liked itand have preordered it (come at me).But I don't think I'll get the Wii U one until I see more gameplay... or if they do a Wii U demo.
>>271320075
this happened to me playing the last of us. it doesn't really mean the game sucks
>>271322315
I can see it happen, but who knows till it finally comes out. Problem is, they're repeating history in making the same mistakes Sonic 06 made but worse since now they have the animated show to worry about as well (making deadlines a lot stricter).
>>271323718
Did you just censor "retarded" and "fucks off"?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>271319919
>>271320075
>spirit successor to sonic 06
Getting fucked on booze while playing sonic 06 was one of my fondest memories of last gen.
Looks like i get to do it again.
Day 1 buy and stream from me.
Now now guys, it looks buggy, but it's NO Sonic 06.
>>271325095
Screencap anon posted came from the Sonic Stadium site.
>>271323358
This...I didn't think a game could look this bad.
>>271323358
Holy fucking shit.
>>271325104
Stream it, it will be Thi4f all over again. I loved those threads.
Will they finally stop making sonic shit after this?
>>271324914
Yes it does
Wow man, even this guy hates it.
>>271323275
I thought it was pretty gud.
Its not Amazing World of Gumball tier, but its still pretty all right.
I liked how the CGI was done.
>>271325505
They won't, but I fucking wish they would, Sega has too many good franchises being ignored
>>271323358
Oh my goodness... yeeeah, I'm gonna wait to buy this.
>>271325559
It's over, Sonic Boom is dead.
Why is it suddenly impossible for anyone to make a good sonic game? What happened?
>>271324138
But there are also really shitty shows out there, and since this is Sonic and it isn't shit, then its probably not going to die.
Who knows, it might even grow to become great.
Only one boss in the 3DS game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBkcXmJjKs
>>271325179
This. Unless it has shit like skipping entire levels and hearing takes from previous audio recordings then it's no 06.
>>271325095
I didnt do that you fucking moron. The moralfag admin at Sonic Stadium did. I just posted it.
>>271325559
Goddamn.
>>271322983
>sonic runners
>sonic r
>yfw the next sonic game is a new sonic r
is the company to save this game.
>>271323358
How could anyone think this was even close to passable?
Where can I find the lets plays?
>>271325318
Wha? They used to cuss all the time on Sonic Stadium (a decade ago). Did something change?
>>271325782
>hearing takes from previous audio recordings
This happened?
>>271325807
>More 90's eurocheese music to inject into our veins
>>271325660
It isn't that they can't it's that they wont. They can put out a shitty cheap as fuck to make sonic game and people will still buy it. Although they are starting to push it with their luck.
>>271325660
The best Sonic games aren't even Sonic games.
>>271325559
When the biggest Sonicfag around hates this shit, you know it's bad.
>>271323358
>THAT SHIP MOVEMENT
holy shit my sides
>>271325825
Nice try carlos, but the formatting screwed you this time
>>271323358
GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT
nice game nintenyearolds
>>271323358
Garrys mod animation is better than this
>>271323358
Lyric's goons, they're... fucking off
>sonic thread
ok but what about the 3ds version, is that fun?
I'm gonna stick with the 3DS one, I actually fun playing that. It was a simple 2D platformer and I like collectables, so I like it.
>>271326261
Give the demo a try. It's not groundbreaking, but I really enjoyed it.
>>271326175
This is more of a mourning thread
>>271325735
Well, I've seen worse boss fights, but that ending was cringe worthy.
>>271325879
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3MWEHwvcnyM#t=644
10:44
>>271325879
Yeah, in 06 when you were playing as the robotfaggot you could fly across the level and go to an area and hear the commander guy's VA start talking and then a bunch of people burst into laughter and say some shit like "next take"
>>271326108
Don't know. He's at some VR company now. He and Aaron were the only sensible people at SOA and now they're both gone.
3DS Final Boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBkcXmJjKs
>Ow the Edge
Why do people like Sonic anyways? They have always been pretty average games.
>>271324401
>>271325985
>Although they are starting to push it with their luck
Their audience is kids.
Kids don't care.
Sonic has a niche. Nintendo is one of the few companies still making games for kids.
But Nintendo alone isn't enough to satisfy young gamers, so Sonic is the next best thing, because compared to all the licensed-shovelware games for kids out there, his games are still pretty good.
>>271323358
>>271322191
>mfw he was right
>>271320075
they didn't even bother putting a huge death plane at the bottom of their level
>>271326470
Sonic games are iffy, for every good game there's like 3 or 4 bad ones
>>271326414
Reminds me of Rush's bosses.
Also,
>no super
>>271326470
Never really enjoyed them THAT much. But I think it's more the appealing nature of the design of the characters and maps that appeal.
Amazed that they still keep cranking these games out. It means they're still net positive over all these Sonic releases. Right?
>>271325878
I'm not a regular there, but the screencap was for a news post.
>>271323358
Holy crap man.
It honestly looks like a beta, and it's supposed to come out tomorrow.
>>271321942
>Big Red Button is composed of Naughty Dog and High Impact rejects
Let's not pretend for a moment that the majority of you were singing the praises for Big Red Button because it was made up of Naughty Dog rejects.
"The Westerners will save Sonic!"
Fucking hell, Sega. You had it with Colours, Generations and the racing game - why ruin a good thing?
>>271326470
I care about these two: I need a Sly Cooper-type game with these two and the robot with some Shadouge peppered in.
>>271324914
but the last of us sucks
>>271318285
Will they finally let sonic die?
Its like watching a Mario that had no idea how to get on with the times
>>271326470
Sonic's appeal transcends his games.
I miss Smilebit, that part of Sega was GOAT
So my expectations of this being on the same level as shovelware was correct. And to think I was somewhat optimistic that this game would be decent when I learnt former Naughty Dogs people were behind.
Good thing I'm not a sonic fan then.
>There are people who don't think this is worse than Sonic 06
Keep in mind that Sonic 06 was obviously rushed as fuck and went through multiple development cycles
They've had ample time to improve the game but decided not to and to make it worse, not to mention just look at who's developing it
>>271325878
Those people grew up and left / are not as active. Now it's new kids.
>>271326470
I grew up on Sega, it's basically brand loyalty. However, Sonic used to be a solid platformer and both Adventure games were fine.
RIP Sonic
>>271321942
>>271326782
>Shadouge
Disgusting
>>271323358
>Knuckles warping into the fucking cutscene after its already started
>Knuckles clipping into the fucking NPCs in the fucking cutscene
>Godawful dialogue and sub par voice acting
>No music cue to signal an enemy attack
>no visual or sound effects on the ship at all
>ship doesn't even have real animation, just floats stiffly into the scene and blatantly just disappears before it's out of the camera's sight
>Everything about the ship's shadow
$20MIL BUDGET AND 32 MONTHS OF DEV TIME, EVERYONE
>>271321942
>>271323358
>The good side of getting more enemies Is that I get to destroy more enemies
Did they hire a 6 year old to write this?
>>271326470
>Why do people like what I don't like? I don't consider any of them good so no one should consider them good either
Post your face when you realized Nintendo paid to keep this exclusive
>>271326470
The music.
>>271327064
>Knuxouge
Disgusting.
>>271321942
>>271327206
>mfw Nintendo sues Sega
>>271327064
>knuxouge
talk about contrived
>>271327210
this nigga gets it
>>271321942
>>271326507
That's not very compelling since today's kids would rather play CoD or Minecraft.
>>271327206
>>271326991
Someone shop Sonic Boom cover in there.
>>271321942
>>271327206
>>271323358
>THEY'RE ATTACKING
>[fucking nothing intensifies]
>>271321942
It was all Sega's plan to make the Wii U look bad.
>>271326845
The irony here though is that Mario and Link star in good games. Sonic? 9 times out of 10 the games he stars in are crap.
>>271327206
>>271327206
>>271327073
>>No music cue to signal an enemy attack
Wat? Why would you want this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
About time someone uploaded the credits song.
>sanic game worse than 06
My fucking god, this is unbelivable. It's right before my fucking eyes. If someone would tell me this a while ago i wouldn't even laugh. I'm shitting from laughter right now.
>>271327210
Say that to my face fucker and not online
>>271327206
Can they sue for this?
>>271327206
>>271321942
>>271325989
What makes this funny as how true that statement is.
>>271321942
>>271327342
>Born just in time to experience Sonic 06 twice
>>271327434
WE ARE BRINGING YOU DOWN WITH US NINTENDO
YOU THOUGHT THE WAR WAS OVER
>>271327506
>3
>>271327446
I'm wonder if at some point the Sonic games even matter any more.
Most Sonic fans I know don't even give a shit about the games, they prefer the comics and music and shit.
>>271321942
I didn't think it was possible
>>271327468
For the purposes of the cutscene it would make far more sense to change to something that makes you wanna fight bad guys, than to have it keep playing the peaceful standard BGM.
That and it just makes the entire scene seem that little bit lazier.
>>271325825
Shit I fell for it
How the fuck can you make the 3DS version of something look so blatantly superior? Jesus, what a mess.
>>271320895
I mean dice actually fixed BF4, I doubt sega will ever fix this shit.
>>271327206
I'll post Nintendo's face when instead
>>271327669
F
I hardly knew ya
>>271325585
Did Sega make Ristar?
>>271327680
>tfw will now experience another Sonic dark age
>>271326914
They want to make the worst Sonic game so every game done before, and after it will be considered masterpieces.
>Yfw Jon and Arin will never get back together to play Sonic 06 and then go on to playing Sonic Boom
>>271327669
F
>>271321942
I don't think I could handle it
>>271327828
Yes
>>271327669
F
It's a fucking licensed subsidiary game from a third party company, i seriously hope no one that's an adult was surprised by this.
>>271323358
I just wanted a good one. Fuuuuuuuuck...
>>271327206
How much?
>>271323358
All i can see is that orb guy giving Knuckles a gummer.
>>271327816
>>271327870
>>271327914
Is this a thing now? I like it.
>>271327835
Cycle of life.
>>271323358
>that awkward pause after each line
Who the fuck approved this?
>>271327669
Thanks, anon.
F
>>271322132
Even Nintendo couldn't stop Sega from being shit.
>>271328005
I'm surprised no one has drawn porn of that yet.
>>271321942
>>271327669
F
RIP SONIC
>>271328162
I would if I could draw.
>>271327837
>Sega
>"Adventas 1 and 2 were received as average..."
>"Rets make a few shit game so piggus wirr think a ok one is on rike sonic & knukuru
>>271327913
Make another one of those! Increase the speed & add some more mobility options like swinging. That would be fun.
>>271328131
F
I hope whatever Sonic Team is making right now for next gen consoles is good. You screwed up BRB
Fucking hell just rehash the shit out of the boost mechanic until you can get something right
>sonics quality control left months ago
You mean fucking YEARS ago.
>>271327206
>>271325585
Franchises that i love and Sega has ignored or ran into the ground
Jet Set Radio
Panzer Dragoon
Shenmue
Ristar
Space Harrier
>>271327206
>MFW Nintendrones scream about how the Wii U has more exclusives
>It's garbage like this
>>271326470
Sonic 1 and 2 for the Mega Drive are still pretty good to this day, but the music is phenomenal.
Beyond that, it's gone the way of Final Fantasy.
>>271327669
F
No matter how shit your recent game has been, I'll always remember the great time I had with you in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>271328324
I miss this cheeky fuck.
>>271328293
Yeah Ristar is really good. It wouldn't sell at all though.
