TT: What /v/'s doing this coming winter ball.
And since we constantly get questions from morons who can't lurk for more than 5 seconds, have newFAQs for newfags:
>What is the Winter Ball?
A thing that happens every year where boards ask each other, and then draw OC and scenarios for the pairings that happen. Right now it’s gonna happen on the 30th.
>Okay, so who're we going with?
We're going with /x/.
>Isn't /a/ with /v/, though?
/a/ rejected us to go with /sp/
>Is there somewhere with all the current pairings listed?
There's a steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanball, but it hasn't been updated in awhile (God dammit Flopsy get on that shit). There's a few infographics floating around (their accuracy may vary, though; some things may change here and there).
>Is there anything I can do to help?
Make OC.
>OC?
Original content like drawings, animations songs, creepypasta, and other stuff like that (I can’t believe I have to explain this).
>Alright, that makes sense, but what's /pol/ doing here? And what's this contest I keep hearing about?
Tl;dr: /lgbt/'s trying to make /pol/ go with them, so /pol/ is trying to get /x/ so they don't have to (even though /x/ asked us weeks ago and we accepted). /pol/'s justifications for this range from "BUT /V/ HAS NOTHING IN COMMON WITH /x/" (false; horror games and vidya creepypastas) to "EBOLA-CHAN IS OUR DAUGHTER" (true, but it doesn't mean they get first dibs).
The contest was made as a way to decide once and for all who gets to go with /x/ (probably by /pol/ since /x/+/v/ were already official before they started shitting it up). We're not going to back down, so we're in this for the long haul. It ends on October 20th.
>So what the fuck is actually going to happen?
I WISH I FUCKING KNEW.
Also useful links:
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki:How_to_Write_Creepypasta
http://www.4shared.com/zip/TloS4qu1/sai_110_full__brushes.html?locale=en
deader than dead
>>267802036
Yesterday we were considering /e/. I think there was a strawpoll where most people voted to bail the fuck out of the ball. Then second was /e/.
>boards having a winter ball
This sounds kind of fun, how do I join? xD
>>267802491
Yeah, people wanted to stop fighting with /pol/ since we were bros and decided to go with /e/.
I think a couple guys were making OC already.
>>267802491
>>267802676
Stop shilling, /pol/.
We're still going with /x/.
>>267802952
Last thread was big enough to be archived.
A LOT of people wanted to end it with /e/.
>>267803228
/pol/ is notorious for it's samefagging and shitposting.
Cut that shit out.
>/pol/ doesn't have a q2pt2 nazi board chan.
Sadface.
>>267803091
Mods were rather accurate in deletion of shitposters fucking up these threads.
Just saying.
So, where is everybody?
>not going out with /vg/ or /vr/
You fucked up
>>267803852
>going out with your tumors
>2014
>>267803852
>incest
>>267803852
>being a homo
/vex/ master race. Think about it, combination of vidya, ecchi and spooky.
>>267804220You are a Vex simulation.
>>267803967
But incest is wincest
>>267804334
Not homocest.
>>267804310You're a bad game simulation
>>267804220
Only /u/ gets to have two dates, apparently.
>>267804696
says who
>>267804723
That's just how those crazy-ass dykes operate.
>>267804220
I still want to see this editted into
/x/
/v/
and /e/
respectively
we're not taking /e/. Not until we've gotten /x/ anyway.
>>267804920
/pol/ won't let that happen. And /x/ won't be happy if we try to threesome them after making them lose /pol/
If anything /x/ would rather go with us and /pol/ instead of us and /e/.
I say we just go /e/ and end this though.
Reminder that Ebola-chan is actually the daughter of /a/ and /pol/, not /x/.
They cheated on you before you even knew about it, /v/.
Are you going to let simply go?
>>267805110
/a/ just drew art.
/x/ and /pol/ are clearly realted in terms of the concept of ebola chan.
/a/ just likes being drawfags.
>>267805110
NTR is my fetish
>>267805039
Jesus, be less obvious, /pol/.
>>267805110
Honestly, whichever choice doesn't make /pol/ involved with us I'm on board for.
I was perfectly happy with /x/ but when /pol/ decided to wake up I know from that moment the fun stopped there.
>>267805236
>Suggesting a threesome with /pol/ to not fight
>I am a /pol/ shill
Nah, I just want this to stop. Whether we threesome wiht /pol/ or go for /e/ doesn't matter. Its a fucking made up ball.
Rerequesting this changed into /pol/-tan as he says "muh Ebola-chan" then "muh Ebola-chan, silly goyim"
And as it proceeds add in "This is usually followed by shillposting and shittily editted pictures"
/r/ing a recreation of the final two episodes of Clone High, but with boards. /vr/ is Gandhi, /v/ is Abe, /pol/ is JFK etc. Make a comic out of it or something.
>>267805331
Shh, it's okay, I'll pretend to believe you.
JustFOR YOU
These thread are pure cancer, board-tan always sucked, gtfo /v/
>>267805496
Why? are you so fucking stupid you cant even use ms paint?
>>267805695
Like I said before, I'm stuck on a mobile and I can't do shit.
what the fuck do you nerd actually do at the "winter ball"? is it just roleplaying shit or is it some gay ass nerd meetup or what
>>267805757
Well do it at home you fucking retard
>>267804696
>>267804815
No rule about us getting two dates.
Besides, we probably won't end up fucking but just playing horror games half naked after the ball.
>>267805803
plug dj
some streams something
synctube
one of those
lotta /pol/ shills in here
>>267805839
I have no PC.
Which is why I'm asking for this.
>people actually thinking there's rules
nigga just roll with whatever
Oi, lurking drawfags, how about churning out some OC?
How about we do some vidya-style comic strips like we used to do?
Like, reviewing somehow shitty horror games like Five Nights at Freddy and how jump scare games are utter shit.
do it for her
>>267806030
Somewhat shitty*
dumpin saved OC from threads because it's better than shitposting
feel free to dump shit that's not on shimmie
FORHER
this could not have less to do with video games
Time for spooky.
/e/ is a cutie tho. I actually think its better to go with them.
>>267806095
We tried yesterday, /pol/acks found the thread and shitposted in it.
Why can't we just do the smart thing for once and go for /e/ first and then see if /x/ is actually interested?
I'm starting to suspect that shitposters and /pol/acks are purposely stringing this along just so /v/ gets shit on a little bit more.
>>267803852
witch board are not participating?
/vg/ isn't, who else is staying home?
>>267806030
Where's Guts when you need him?
This sounds like a fucking load of fun.
>>267804583
It's like you have no taste at all.
>>267802036
neo /v/ shit
what a turn for a worse in 6 months
>>267802036
>Winter Ball
Stop this ciclejerk at once
>>267806375
>invites Tumblr faggots
What's the chance tumblr will come here tough?
>>267806428
>>267806478
No. Y'know what I hate /e/
I HATE /e/.
>calls our OC shit
>when theirs is about 90% traced shit
>>267806893
shh, let them keep thinking that
>>267806501
Nah, /vr/ is 90s. There were no gays in the 90s. Only super rad /ss/ stuff.
Would you fug /mlp/?
El Autismo
>>>/pol/37235112
We're dealing with /pol/ newfags.
Rest assured they're mostly underaged.
>>267807079
with the force of 2 titans
>>267806697
>/v/ and /pol/ are playing tug of war with /x/
>as /pol/ and /v/ are screaming at eachother, /v/ takes a moment to look around
>he sees /x/ crying and in pain
>he sees /pol/ screaming and being incredibly irrational and almost sees himself as that
>he looks at the crowd observing and laughing at the fools fighting with fools
>/v/ lets go and says "this is stupid"
>/pol/ screams at the top of his lungs "yes, I was right again! I'm always right!" All while holding /x/'s nearly unconscious body by the shirt
Besides, there's no reason to hate /e/.
>>267807118
That should be our wrestler name.
>>267806893
>>267807038
>>267805913
>poorfag asking for stuff to be done for him for free
>>267807079
with a cheese grater condom
>>267807160
exactly /x/ is scary.
At least most games involve ecchi.
lets just go with /e/. Represents our board better. How many boobs and ecchi things do you see in this board?
>>267799323
>>267796123
>>267805096
>>267793007
>>267805361
>>267807227
>implying letting go wouldn't mean a life of misery for /x/
I'm not giving up like /tg/ did all those years ago.
>>267807319
Don't even let me start as this is not my personal blog.
But to sum it up, things have been rough to me.
I'm sorry that I can't provide OC myself but be yet another ideas guy.
>>267807062
>There were no gays in the 90s
Eh.
And you can always play pretent.
>>267807160
>not the one with /v/ saying "I wanna fuck that hole"
>>267807451
We need to protect /x/!
They have been raiding her, pretending to be her while shitposting everywhere ever since they set foot.
Which just gave me an idea for OC.
Draw /pol/-tan standing right at a mirror dressed as /x/-tan talking about how /pol/-tan is perfect for them.
>>267807160
>>267807589
Yoooo
>>267802036
Fuck you guys, whatever happened to staying in and having a LAN party with the other virgins instead?
>>267807589
>>267807712
Heh, I did that.
>>267807712
>implying this isn't proof /v/ isn't just in it to draw pron.
This winter ball thing is cancer
>>267805995
>>267806095
>>267807038
Really?
Really?
/x/ invites /v/ to a ball and you're already making this type of shit?
quality OC, /v/. Really.
Does this mean /e/ and /x/ are going to fight over us now?
>>267807847
You're cool.
>>267805496
Very booty-bothered African detected. You cannot stop her.
>>267807451
>>267807451
Anon /x/ is already dead.
She died after /b/ destroyed her, since then she's been raped by /mlp/, /d/, she even had a kid she didn't want with /pol/, she's a dead carcass.
/e/ is still a virgin along with /v/, haven't you ever wanted to see two clueless virgins try and figure sex out together?
>>267807883
No. /e/ has no date and would gladly go with us.
/x/ will be happy we stopped the shitstorm with /pol/
It works out.
>>267807996
>>267808013
Shill harder, faggots.
We're still going with /x/.
>>267807996
>sexualizing /e/
>sexualizing /v/
Is this the 4chan Winter Cup?
>>267808119
At the same time,together
who is /d/ going with?
>>267808130
No.
>>267808013
>>267807996
Doing the only think you're good at I see :^)
>>267808119
>not sexualizing /v/
GUYS
GUYS I JUST GOT AN IDEA
WHAT IF
NO LISTEN
WHAT IF
WE HOOKED UP /pol/ RIGHT
BUT WITH /f/
/f/ IS A NIGGER
>>267808210
/mlp/.
>>267808130
Yes
>>267808284
LOOK HE'S A NIGGER
>>267808284NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>267808235
Why do you want this shitposting war so badly?
Go away.
>>267808346
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>267808224
Oh. When is the 4chan Winter Cup?
>>267808346
/pol/ must be so confused right now
I know you guys are going with /x/ (I think), either way can you guys make some more /e/ OC?
We never get OC. ;_;
>>267808209
They're pure you sick bastard! Even holding hands is too lewd!
>>267808527
Why?
>>267802036
Fuck that I want cute traps instead of tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists.
>>267808548
yes they do, idiot. They have a drawthread with requests getting done all the time.
Fuck off.
>>267808372
>>267808372
>>267808412
OOOOOOOOOOO(monkey sounds)
WHERE DA HOOD
WHERE DA HOOD AT
HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE DA HOOD AT
OH, THEM NIGGAZ ACTING UP!? WHERE DA WOLFS AT?
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON PULL THAT
>>267808284
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THE GAME THAT'S GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE END.
>>267808548
We're already making /e/ /v/ OC. Yup. This is the way out of these cancer threads.
Just go with /e/ guys.
>>267808346
>>267808284
>>267808412
>>267808464
>>267808707
>>267808723
I fucking love you all.
I-I never expected our -tan to get any attention at all.
Thanks guys.
>>267808751
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F0Xx-oQKsU
yes goyim
go with /e/
leave /x/ to rot
To all the people spamming this thread, you're all newfags.
gtfo.
Why is /v/ such a friendly person now, this is fucking horseshit
>>267808842
you guys are fun to hang out with.
I suggest /pol/ to hang out there sometime instead of being this desperate.
>>267808656
>yes they do, idiot. They have a drawthread with requests getting done all the time.
Honestly, we don't:
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/e/1
>Fuck off.
O-okay. ;_;
>>267808589
>implying/v/ won't grab /e/'s hand, /e/ tries resisting and /v/ forces her to hold hands all the way home while everyone watches
>>267809021
>/pol/ hanging out with a nigger
hah!
>>267802036
fuck everyone in this thread
undiluted cancerous horseshit
>>267808963
You say that as if /x/ isn't already nothing more than a skeleton wearin an /x/-suitreal /x/ is in hiding in other board's basements
>>267807712
>>267808346
>>267809021
WHERE'S RED LIPS
WHERE'S SHOOP DA WOOP
>>267808998
I know you want /v/ to be more like reddit and tumblr. But this really isn't video-games. Take it to /b/ or something. Also fun fact; the person in charge of this is a tumblr dyke.
>>267809006
Because he wants to get laid.
/x/ is cool.
My vote goes to /e/
Cute fap material and it ends the war
>>267809006
We left our rage aside for the sake offriendship
>>267802036
>Winter Ball
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>>267809210
FUCK OFF ALREADY /pol/
WE'RE ALREADY GOING WITH /x/
>>267809076
ANON STOP! This is a SFW board!
It's too late now /pol/
>>267809208
I drew that and I say we go with /e/.
Anyone who thinks /x/ is still a good idea smells like a shitposter that really wants a big fight.
>>267809264
>Being this mad over imaginary balls.
Holy shit this ball thing is cancer.
Just go with /e/ and stop making cancer threads.
NOT VIDYA
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V
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>>267809351
>FUN
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>267807364
calm down aspie
/pol/ confirmed to be browsing our thread
>>267809374
No you didn't
>>267806501
Where's all the porn of them fucking?
>>267809351
Oh no. An image.
>>267809374
Fuck off you faggot
/pol/ & /v/ should go as friends
>>267809459
nooo shit
why do you think there's so much shilling right now?
>/pol/
Can you shills really stop saying this. The vast majority of /pol/ wants nothing to do with your winter ball. It's a mixture of /lgbt/ and /v/ shitting up our board. This is degeneracy. Kill yourselves. PLEASE.
>>267809412
>Tumblr is still trying to make /pol/ and /v/ fight
I want off Mr Shekelberg's wild ride.
Made this last night.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hreuannvqdu0zdv/vx.exe
>>267809551
Fuck off /pol/
>>267809006
/v/'s shtick was rage, not being a giant asshole to everyone who interfaces with him.
>>267809525
Those were proved to be cross-board shitposters.
>>267809459
>Herp derp I know everyone!
Fuck you and fuck your little shitpost war
>>267802036
Figures, /a/ is a total whore
>>267809626
We should make a visual novel next.
>>267809470
Maybe I would draw something if I wouldn't feel so bad about it. ;_;
If it's wrong, then why is it so goddamn hot?
>>267809626
Virus. (unless it's a false positive, but it's showing up as a virus)
Be careful, Anons.
>>267809593
All these people getting jealous of /pol/ asking a board out you wanted.
This shit is pretend. Why is everybody getting worked up?
Fuck. Just ask /e/.
>>267809551
It's okay, none of the boards want this. It's just a few idiots perpetuating it.
>>267809503
But what games let you kill jewish people? We need to come with something to awkwardly talk about
>>267809641
>you will never be violated by /d/
>>267809412
>>267809593
>THIS IS JUST ARTIFICAL FUN YOU WHORE
>>267809739
Shitposters love the fact that they can shitpost on /pol, /x/ and /v/ at the same time so they're really pulling for /x/.
>>267809735
My norton quarantined it.
Nobody open the "game"
>>267809695
>feeling bad
Who does that anymore
I love these character representations of the boards. Does anyone have a picture of the full 4chan pantheon? What does /b/ even look like?
>>267809735
It's not a virus, man.
It is, however, a really lazily made thing I threw together in like three hours on RPG maker with zero knowledge of how to use it beforehand.
>>267809641
>/v/.
>Sex.
This is getting ridiculous.
>>267809739
Fuck off /e/You should've take /u/ offer when you had the chance
Check the shimmie, niggers.
>>267809593
>dat bulge
2hot
I wish I was better at drawing, I'd draw so much lewd /a/-tan...
>>267809915
We're going with /e/.
We could fight for /x/ until the cows come home, /x/ doesn't want to be involved with either board.
Please go with us, /v/, you can even have my virginity.
- /e/
Who is /vg/ going with?
>>267809894
also title screen.
>>267809992
That's pretty hot.
>>267810061No one
>>267809992
g-ghost handjob?
woo woo woo?
>>267810035
No, Anon. We need to teach those racist assholes at /pol/ a lesson.
/tv/ here.
Please stop shitposting on our board or else we will make the fire rise, bigger than you've ever seen.Thanks hotheads.This is your last warning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>267807873
Anon since when is porn cancer
>>267809882
I do. I just really don't like incest normally. But those two drive me fucking crazy.
>>267807873
>this form of OC is bad!
>wait, why?
>because I said so!
>>267810061
What does /vg/ even look like
>>267810146
We're not teaching them anything other than we're just like them!
Going with /e/ will provide more lewd OC, stop this stupid shit flinging and make us look better than /pol/
>>267810035
Fucking casuals go for the easiest route
I really want us to go with /e/.
>>267810274
chubbier /v/ with a general hat
>>267810146
>racist assholes
>>>/tumblr/
Fuck off with your tumblrshit.
>>267810319
But /e/ is full of used goodslike ur mum
I was one of the anons who originally agreed with the guy who wanted to bring this shit back. I was in the thread that started it this year and I've even contributed some drawfag stuff towards /v/x/.
But ever since this /pol/ & /v/ feud shit started, the >fun I was having has just tumbled down into nothing. Honestly, I wouldn't be angry if we just stopped this altogether.
Why can we never have nice things? How did this happen? Why does this ALWAYS happen?
>>267810280
Fuck off /pol/ shill.
>>267810071
This game is literally only four screens large.
>>267810381
Don't you have something else to shitpost about?
>>267810061
/vg/ is playing video games and making lewds,
like always
>>267810274
he's a general/gopnic slav
Why not both?
Why are /e/fags so desperate?
>>267810274
>>267810335
>>267810061
Why would /vg/ even look like anything?Nobody browsers "/vg/", they browse their generals.
Big generals can have their general-tans but this is just silly.
>>267810380
/pol/ takes shit too seriously and /v/ is autistic enough to seriously engage them.
>>267810181
Just do it
>>267810471
We could if shitposters would let us get /e/ first and then get /x/.
>/v/ laughs at people for doing autistic things in autism threads
>/v/ does this same thing
>Somehow this is fine though
I guess all those autism threads went full circle.
>>267810471
Delicious fresh oc.
>>267810471
>that hoverhand
10/10
>>267810481
by design they're never going to fuck. So they really, really want to fuck.
>>267810380
Because /pol/ got involved.
Shit was going fine until /pol/ newfags took notice they were going with /lgbt/ even though most of /pol/ doesn't really care and a good part still wanted to go with /lgbt/.
It's still the case of vocal minority with autism as icing.
/pol/ ruins anything it touches.
Hence why several times they weren't even invited and why, also, they weren't an option in the first place.
>/x/ asked us
>apparently /e/ wanted to go with us as well
even as a full time /v/irgin I gotta ask: why the FUCK would anyone go with /v/? especially considering what this board just went throughbut thanks, /x/
this 'board identification' shit is beyond pathetic, seriously
'/v/'? 'who're we going with?' 'winter ball?' what is this, fucking high school?
>>267810534
O-ok
Sharing OC I did for drawthreads
>>267810380
>>267810695
As shitty as we are, we're popular. We're like that one football player that's actually a total loser, but since he's on the football team everybody looks up to them anyway.
>>267810695
Even with our fame, we still are one of the top tier boards with OC.
Imagine OC as /v/'s penis.
Nintendo power, baby.
>>267810695
Understand that /x/ is essentially /b/-lite and most people who browse /b/ also browse /v/. Heck most "/v/ oldfags" were refuges from old /b/.
>>267810686
Is this a maymay? /pol/ is by large a homophobic, racist and sexist board. Do you really think a vast majority of people on /pol/ want to even go to this ball, let alone with the most degenerates pieces of shit on this earth? You really need to go back to whichever shithole you came from.
>>267802036
>not choosing /lgbt/
>not choosing qt trap boipussy
>>267810695
/x/ was disorganized and asked /v/ and /pol/
/e/ wants us though because they didn't take /u/ and are desperate.
>>267810782
I requested that pic but missed the delivery, nice
>>267807978
>there actually exists some 14 year old fedora tipping autist that will want to set this as his desktop background
>>267810880
Stop falseflagging faggot
>>267809783
True. The op mentions /sp/ even though no one on /sp/ gives a shit about this autism ball.
Cross-boarder for both boards here
stop shilling in eachothers' boards. We could be making cool crap instead of flinging shit or trying to get the other board to go out with someone else.
There's options for both boards in case they lose so stop sucking the fun out of this. Make OC not war.
>>267804860
Seconding this
>my fucking dick
>>267802036
Fix'd.
Can we stop this shit, /v/?
/e/ plz
>>267811024
I did, shitposters just really don't want a 3 way with /x/, /v/ and /e/.
/e/ would probably be cool with it too given what the board is about.
>>267810854
>muh GG
yeah if it's not one shitposter (/pol/) I guess it would be another.
>>267810976
>Attributing literally ANYTHING you don't like to hipsters/fedoras
Part of the problem, Anon.
>>267810991
>falseflagging.
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>267811024
Fuck you, we gonna fight for a fictional date with a fictional personification of the paranormal board and we gonna like it.
>>267810925
>/v/ and /pol/
Aaaand here we go again with more shilling.
They asked /tg/ first, didn't work then went for /v/, we accepted, /pol/ got enraged how they weren't even a option and how /x/ didn't want anything with them even if the blatant samefagging on /pol/'s part.
Who is /tg/ going with?
>>267811125
I'm all for it
I was hoping for some downtime after the 77 threads
>>267810471
Woops, fucked up on that /x/.
Anyways, you guys should just chill and draw some /vex/ or whatever content.This gives me an excuse to draw male and female ecchi.
>>267810925
why doesn't /e/ go with /c/?
>>267811024
>We could be making cool crap instead of flinging shit or trying to get the other board to go out with someone else.
I did make cool crap though. Well, okay it was just crap, but I did make OC. >>267809626
>>267811081
>/pol/ can't produce OC by themselves but rather steal content, copy and paste because they can't draw and call it a day
Isn't that what reddit also does?
>>267811329
/c/, /u/ and /cgl/ are taken.
>>267810471
>those eyes on /e/
Thanks for the new fetish, anon.
ALRIGHT
HOW MUCH /polv/ LEWD DO I HAVE TO DRAW TO GET YOU GUYS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>267811145
Just ignore them and maxe some /v/e/x/.I bet if we try really hard enough, I'll beat /d/ and /mlp/.
>>267810735
Share it here or on /y/ when you're done
>>267802036
now THIS is autism!
>>267811214
But thats why /pol/ got asked.
/x/ complained in the thread that OP didn't include /pol/ so some of them asked /pol/ themselves.
Thats why we are in this mess.
Both sides are fucking delusional if they think only one board was asked properly. It was just a shitstorm.
>>267811280>male ecchi
Oh sweet baby Cheezus, yes. That's my fetish. Please, I beg you, do it. Now.
Be nice to eachother.
be friends /pol/ and /v/
>>267811390
well, who's left?
>>267811440
I ain't drawing more /x/ until we have /e/ first.
Shit gets ridiculous when people ain't wanna strategize.
>>267811280
If you feel comfortable enough, do
>>267804860
It's perfectly ecchi.
>>267811437
>Killing 4chan.
>4chan is alive.
>>267811432
Post it on /y/ and link it here.
