golf too
First for BR
>>265580363
First for Isabelle.
Maybe you should fuck off to >>>/vg/
>nintengaf isin't real
I can see the fucking general right there in vg
USE IT
>Alice-chan doesn't have the dlc
my mom die
>>265580529
Just hide the thread, nigger
whos the biggest shitposter in these mario kart threads
>>265580673
panchito
>>265580673
nips
tfw always settle for
>not last place
>>265580673
you
>>265580673
panchito or nips
>>265580673
Francisco and his fans
SEBASTIAN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>265580557
It's some loser who rarely plays
>Two Alices
I'm in heaven
>>265580673
Panshito
>tie
Nice game.
2/4
>>265581129
Oscar pls
>>265581140
>that bush fucking up my ice flower
>that tree that making it a tie
does holding an item behind you make you go slower?
>>265581538
No, but throwing red shells behind you and hitting someone does make people extremely mad.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VcBlTmA_Mcch19Inb4rlgKzIqEBzANGVP32NimsFhks/edit?pli=1#gid=0
>>265581681
i hope they go back to how throwing shells behind you worked in DS
>>265581129
W-why are you so mean
>>265581140
Did the ship set sail?
>>265581786
Explain? I've never played
>>265581010
WHAT DID I DO
>>265581861
yes
>>265581861
Not everyone need to know you took a shower or tomoko posting.
Seriously dude.
>>265581861
Fug.
Let me know when there is an open lobby
>>265581863
in ds, shells thrown behind you still held the momentum of you driving so they would start out slow but gradually speed up. It's better than in 8 where you can just toss that shit at mach speed behind you
Rip in piss Ryan
>>265582093
mach is way more fun
my favorite is the double tap, green shell from behind, then hit them again as you pass
>>265582093
Oh right.
>>265581943
You threw a green shell behind you at the finish line and it made me drom a lot of places
1/4 golf
>>265582226
mach is more fun, but it's just fucking gay when you're on the receiving end. Most times, there's not much you can do since it travels so fucking fast
>>265582032
>not wanting to shower with panshito
What are you, a fag?
>>265582190
Fuck you old man
>>265582415
Trying to join, putting me in an empty room.
>>265582331
Sorry, I was in the moment.
>>265582032
I want to know when he's showering.
>>265582657
I'll switch out in a bit.
Fatty inside drift is OP as fugAnd Wario's ass bothers me
>>265582739
You hit me again from behind that race too
>>265582832
>s-stop hitting me with items in mario kart guys
>>265583181
I never said stop, I'm enjoying the anger.
>>265582832You enjoyed it.
Golf status?
>>265583289
1/2 5/6
>>265583525
How laughed at will I be if I join having only bought it yesterday
>>265582748
So you can shower too and be naked as the same time?
Meteor you thief.
>>265583683
I also bought it yesterday Anon
Wanna n00b golfan?
>>265583698
That's lewd.Mmm maybe.
>Phil not voting for Wario Stadium
Ya blew it
>>265583289
How do I join golf?
>>265584160
I left to change setup
>>265584038
I bought it two days ago, m-maybe I'll come too
>Everyone in the lobby is as white as it gets
>>265584175
quick plan
vs
community
code search
enter 06-3393-7220-3806
>>265584175
Quick Round -> VS. -> Community Match -> Please wait... -> Code Search -> 06-3393-7220-3806
>>265584204
Hello Alice
HAHA RYAN GET FUCKED
HOLY SHIT
>>265584038
Sure, sounds good. Noob golf game
>>265584352
>>265584406
Thanks.Go easy on me. 1st time playing online with you guysI have no dlc
>>265584579
That whole race was a load of shit
best golf couse pick
>>265584990
Everyone honk at the poor man.
>SHIT SHIT FAGOON
WHY
>>265584990
>cheep cheep laggon
TRIAL BY FIRE
>>265585061
what should i report this as? spam?
because im pretty sure this doesn't belong in thread, just like it didn't belong on miiverse
1/4 n00b golf
Where is everyone
>>265585258
trying to join
>>265585061
All lewds/swears I've done have been deleted within a minute.
Also reported :^)
>>265585061
its deleted because its unrelated to fucking mario kart you idiot
>>265585258
I'm coming
3/4
Join faster >>265585343
>>265585501
>>265585501
I keep getting told the code is invalid
>>265585336
>hey guys come play with us
>no
>maybe if i spam shit, call them faggots, and push my fucking political agenda on them, they'll want to play with me
>An update is required for online play. Do you want to download the update? (This may take some time.)
par general
>these putts
learn your place nips
inb4 the whole thread gets deleted because of these muh better chan shit
1/4 golfan
>>265585061
Go back to your hugbox Heru
>>265585707
>going to a website that is run by a jew and a cripple
>>265585707
no one cares if you leave.
just stop coming back saying "y-you guys are faggots for not leaving"
no one cares, no one misses you, you aren't going to argue your way into people actually joining your ebin "cause"
you want to go there, just stay gone.
S-sorry met, gonan get a drink.
>>265585819
told you
6/12 on kart
>comm error
Alright /v/, thanks for the races. I'll go eat something and maybe do other stuff, idk
>>265586157
I'll wait
Other n00bs who want to join?
rip bowser
>>265586356
Go back to your 6 players hugbox Juan and stop sending me friend requests
+2
I am doing pretty terrible
3/4 Golf
2/4 golf
Jesus Christ, I thought that was going to be an OB.
>>265587165
Scratch that, back to 3
What's /mk8/'s favourite band?Mine is Muse.
3/4
Should I start it?
>>265587305
Metric
>>265587305
>>265587305The Hives
>>265587305
I-I like Gorillaz
>>265587357
Sure
All these doc setups suck major dick but look good
rip wario
>>265587305anamanguchi
>>265587305
Rubber is my favorite band.
Ivo pls don't laugh
>>265587305AliceIn Chains
>>265587640
Back the fuck off???
>>265587305
Caravan Palace
>>265587594I haven't played in weeks
>>265587305T.S.O.L.
Oh shit bowser what are you doing
Ok now I am just messing up or is it this terrible course thats fucking me up?
>>265587968
It's the course.
>>265587968
the course. reason i call it slowgoon
>>265587758
What?
>>265587305
Dillinger Escape Plan
;_;
>>265587305
You probably never heard of them
>drifting full fucking speed into my bomb
uh..
>>265588794
pitting in lagoon need a bit more power.
that why your putt reach half way in distant from hole
Help kart's gon die
7/12
1000 points...that will do for the week.
Time to play golf and shit.
>>265589078
DON'T WORRY, KART. I'M COMIN'
>>265589056
Candy why are you back?
>>265589313
Inside I hope
>>265588283
buttmad whiteknight
Meteoris, don't waste all your power shots.
>>265589719
Y-yeah
>>265589380
someone from here convince me to come back.
>>265589409
I FUCKED IT UP
TOAD WINS
FUCK
>>265589815
I fucked up, I thought you had more than 2 at the start. Don't mind me, just being a retard.
3/4
>>265589865
Atleast you weren't 4th.
All my bullying is in vain
YOU GET A BIRDY YOU GET A BIRDY, EVERYBODY GETS A BIRDY
>>265588390
This is a false bear
6/12, get in here.
6/12
>>265590303That was the point
>>265590303
Your mom is a false bear.
>blue shell in a tiny lobby
Always hurts my ass
Part of me hopes that Phil really looks like his miibut I bet his name isn't even Phil
>>265590745
It's dr phil you dumb slut
>>265590745
Do you have an ojiisan fetish?
>>265590745
Looks like a pedophile.
>>265590816
this doesn't stop me from wanting him to be Dr. Phil
>>265590859nojii-sama
I'm fucking up now
>+3
It was my first time online but it still hurts
That was prettyfun.
Thanks Meteoris and Ivo
>>265591136
Fuck you, cunt.
>>265591295
I got +5 first time
2/4
>>265590745Secret__________
I want to bully Willow but the RNG won't let me
6/12
Get in here, niggas.
>>265591598
I know what your real name isBully
2/4 golfan.
>never realize phils mii is dr phil
>never realize nikkis mii is nikki from swapnote
WHAT ELSE HAVENT YOU TOLD ME DAD
Buyan the DLC
>>265591887good goy
>>265580673
>>265580754
>>265580776
>>265580789
>>265580815
>>265580886
Why am I feeling so dissapointed
>>265591841
I'm not your dad I'm actually your mom
>>265591841
alice is the bear
>>265591887
>>265591598
Don't worry Phil, I'll just bully you until you get your RNG back.
>>265591841
>>265590816I find it funny that people notice it now after many months
>>265592112
S-stop
>>265592148
>>265592112
Pls get a room
3/4 for Golfan
>>265592005
Panchito is the new shitpost king
>>265592148
I try to think of Dr. Phil as little as possible
9/12
Git
in
heres
AHM FUCKIN UP
Should I start?
>Stuck in a bunker with lava infront of me
Help
>>265592214
Maybe soon
Sup Plein you look as gay as ever
Who doesn't have the DLC?
Plein, in yourgayestopinion, who is the cutest male mii?
>>265593393
That's easy, it's__you.
Rip bowser
>>265593751
I don't think i'll be playing after that.I am so embarrassed for being terrible
Rip k
>get distracted and miss my turn
fuck
>>265593971
Oh you're playing golf?Is that why we didn't see you on Kart yet today?
>>265594212I miss him already, more when Smash comes. RIP everything
>>265594345Is Adam your husbando?
Jesus christ
>>265594212
I had to work from 12:00 till 21:00 today which is the reason I wasn't on much today.And yes I was golfing I'll come on kart if you want.
>>265594519
Player husbandos are for delusional retards
Adam is golfing?
I want to play with him.
>>265594769
It's okay, actually I'm playing golf tooI'm practicing because I'm terrible
Thanks for the golf rounds Pachito, K and Candy.
I really need to get better at this game, I hope I wasn't a bore to play with.
Choking general
good golfing with you guys.
can someone put my fc on the doc?
2964-8586-7857.
>>265595332
The practice things in the club are pretty good for improving.
T-thanks, Plein.
Fuck you and your fancy golfan
"I'm the best!" - Toad, 1996
>>265595619
Thanks dude i'll check it out.
>Nips
I don't even feel like karting now
Well, shit.
>>265595513
Do it yourself, you faggot.
>>265595862
Why even go on? ;_;
Fugging barrel, tempting me so ;_;
Sorry I had to cut out early, I'll be back in like ten minutes.
Also, just got this and it wasn't even me.
>2013
>>265596270
>fucking up the eaglefug
>>265596021
i would but computer shit itself. phone and wiiu cant type shit.
>>265593048
Y-you too.
>>265593393
I dunno, I'd have to think about that. I'm not usually about looks so its not something I pay much attention to.Plus, my idea of 'cute' probably differs greatly from what most people would consider cute.
>>265595704I'm unintentionally messing up, I just keep fucking around after I do so people think I'm slowing down on purpose.
Don't tell anyone.
>Nips broke Golf
kek
>>265596627
have no idea what the hell happened
i'm waiting for you to make your shot and time ran out long ago... I'm scared...
Looks like I'll have to DC
>>265597125
I was waiting for you on my end
The same thing happened with Nikki a couple of month ago
2/4 GOLF
Let't try this again.
>>265597956
...connection error.
Appatently I'm not meant to golf any more today.
ded thred
>>265598929
Boohoo
How is the MK8 lobby looking?
>>265599202
Fabulous.
8/12
>>265599549
This is a beautiful screenshot.
>>265599969
you're beautiful
so fucking beautiful. i love you..
>>265599969
thanks i took it myself
>>265599969
No more cropped porn ofmy waifuplease.
>>265600321
I masturbated to your waifu
>>265600321
Alice pls
>>265600526
I masturbated on yours
>>265600647
You don't even know who my waifu is
>>265600738
It'sTomoko
>>265600526
>>265600640
>>265600804
S-STOP
Trying to reconnect, getting errors. Don't fill up on me, lobby ;_;
>>265600913
Just kiddingI masturbated on you
>>265600948
I'll fill you up m8
>All of these spacesluts
>>265601089
I'm still getting an error, so you won't fill me up any time soon, anon.
HEI HO VS HAHA
STRAIGHT VS GAY
BURGER VS KANGAROO
WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS?
>>265601831
Oh, themed lobby? I'll stay away then
>>265580886
>fans
>>265601907
No, it's not a themed lobby
>>265601907
It's not themed, I think he's talking about Ryan vs. Plein since they were both duking it out near the front for a few races.
>>265602664
>Ryan
>straight
What's the lobby at? Don't want to just wait in spectating hell if it's full
>>265602861
7/12
>>265602223
What are you implying
>two blue shells
>In a 4 player race
>>265602784
U talkin shit
