https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0G9-DwU2fI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SalDG__nY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKEsviMNOLI
English commercials for smash are out. Just your usual extra cheesy NoA commercial
>>264871870
>Doc Louis isn't fat
YOU HAD ONE JOB NOA
>>264871870
>Doc Louis and Little Mac
>>264871870
>that last one
Heh
Fucking finally
>>264871870
This made e laugh
>that guy who screams and expands dong
I need gifs and webms of that right now, holy shit.
>>264871870
>that black kid
>that kick
80's_apple_advert.gif
>no commercial where a hot slut turns into Rosalina
So when will we start seeing people in real life "settling it in smash"?
So wait, if you have a 3DS, you can morph into a Smash character ala Super Sentai/Power Rangers?
Shieeet need to get a 3DS
That kid on the bus can't act to save his own life holy shit.
>>264872536
Give me 2 mins
Is settling it in Smash a new meme
I saw one on TV where a guy suddenly turned big and started screeching and flying but the power went out before it showed who the matching fighter was
>>264873072
I don't like your tone. Let's settle it in smash
>>264873072
It's unknown as of right now. If only there were some kind of contest people could participate in to resolve this issue
>>264873331
Perhaps we can settle it in Smash.
>>264872536
EXPANDING DONG FIGHTER
Those were fun.
Dumb, but fun.
>eating greasy pizza while handling your 3DS
>>264873450
>That dramatic shirt opening.
Holy shit I was dying!
What an ugly mii
Made one as well.
>>264873584
Mine looks like that....
>thanks to smash and "SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" you will be able you settle arguments with people on /v/ through video games
thanks nintendo
>>264871870
They look like they belong in 1995 or something
>>264873704
Sorry anon, you have an ugly Mii
>>264873185
kek/10
would fuck little bus girl
>>264873648
>>264873450
>>264873861
what no gif of the black guy dancing in the background!? I'm ashamed and dissapointed in you /v/.
Us girl gamers, amiright?! xD
>Trailer 1
Of fucking course the girl won, that's how it goes in EVERY commercial advertising a game or toy or whatever the fuck.
>Trailer 2
Damnit my sides, that big dude screaming like a dumbass and then expanding his dong was great.
>Trailer 3
I don't even care that the Doc Louis isn't fat, funny trailer.
>Guy at the back of the bus picks DK
>>264873861
>not bara bus guy
fag
>>264873996
She's pretty good looking.
I find it hilarious that none of Jap ads nor any other ads around Europe had Little Mac
But US is pushing him big
>the girl wins because she's a girl
Oh I get it, girls don't play games.
>>264874074
Europe didn't like Punch-Out?
>>264874012
>>264874137
no it's because Smash is a party game and anyone can win
>>264874137
No, the girl wins because she's not a filthy casual. Seriously, who the fuck eats pizza and watches TV instead of fucking playing Mario Kart 8 or something?
When will they make a commercial that references the plane scene?
>>264874137
>he doesn't know any of the female PM players
>>264874247
>and anyone can win
Surely the reason why nintendrones like it.
>year 2054
>there hasn't been wars for decades because everything is settled in smash
Any Webm of the so called girl? I would like to see.
>>264873729
Holy fuck
I'm going to use this to settle every shitty argument here as soon as Smash 3DS comes out
first one reminded me of the old commercials
i don't see the problem OP
>"SETTLE IT IN SMASH!"
>rip off shirt revealing caption falcon cosplay
>"Dude, I forgot my 3DS today"
>Mom's Spaghetti
>It's ready.
>>264873648
He's hot as fuck.
All they had to do was remake this, it's the most sophisticated commercial ever created by humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K783SDTBKmg
>black kid and woman are irregular
>both white kids are white humans
oh ok
>settle it in Smash!
>oh wow this sucks
>settle it in Project M!
Settle the score by playing as classic characters you actually wanted in the free mod, Project M
Jesus why are these so funny?
Giggling like a stupid bitch over here.
>>264873934
I see this picture all the time, but I can't seem to reverse image search it. Who drew it?
>>264874626
because anyone wanted knuckles
TORNADO UPPERCUT
>>264874565
For you.
>>264874649
HEdrew it{/spoiler]>>264873934
>>264874589
>remake
just copypaste it, and add For 3DS instead of N64
Nintendo ads have always been silly.
>>264874626
I really wish Nintendo sent a C&D to them. The tears would have be delicious.
>the black guy pouring water on his head at the end screaming "YOU THE MAN"
holy shit im dying
>>264874626
aren't the project m little whiny bitches?
i thought they refused to release some new characters after one of them leaked the files
>>264874645
Because it's silly, lighthearted humor from a company that doesn't take itself too seriously
Terrible. Won't ever compare to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SalDG__nY
>>264874939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOPQze722f4
the jap ones are pretty silly too
>>264871870
> be on the bus
> some snot-nosed kids yells at some guy that he wants his seat
> rip of his clothes and pulls out a 3DS turning into so animu-esq faggot
> guy starts yelling with his 3DS and waitwhat
..
> HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKING DONKEY KONG
> they start to beat the shit out of each other
> get the fuck off at the next stop
fucking public transit
>>264871870
>all these manchildren
how is this supposed to sell to elementary school age kids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K783SDTBKmg
>>264875068
That's in the OP
>Top Tier
Daddy Mac training
>Mid Tier
Bus Battle with Dong
>Low Tier
Gurl Gamer Pizza battle
I think the commercials still deliver on the message. Smash was always our way of settling small disputes. Nintendo knows this and are using that line to realy pitch it towards melee player
>>264875083
>Sakurai is actively murdering many japanese children because they're scrubs
Truly he's doing god's work.
>>264875068
>>264875145
Aww shit, I linked the wrong one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K783SDTBKmg
>>264875239
Really? I never used it to settle anything. I just play with people when we want to kick the shit out of each other.
Then again the skill gap between my friends has always been at its largest when it comes to smash.
I can't stop listening to that warcry
>>264874074
american loves emotive, homoerotic muscly dudes
>>264873996
>>264875281
Holy shit this is awesome
>>264875261
>>264874626
>you actually wanted
Boy howdy, you mean the entire Brawl roster we already fucking got and dumbass Roy?
SETTLE IT IN SMASH
>>264875486
>That last one
my sides
>>264875486
jeuss that ds
>>264873861
You sick bastard.
>>264874452
Yes. YYYEEESSS!!!
>>264874512
>but on the surface he looks calm and ready
>to drop Bob-Ombs
Cringed hard
>>264874626
>characters you actually wanted
Banes not in it, CIA's not in it, Dr. Pavel's not in it, Masketta Man's not in it. Fuck Project M.
>you'll never summon your favorite smash bros character by posing like them
>>264872927
That's nothing, if you own a vita you can use it to turn invisible!
>>264875742
Mii fighters
>>264875742
And thanks to Mii Fighters you can play them in Smash 4
And don't forget the pilotwings stage
>>264874589
>All they had to do was remake this, it's the most sophisticated commercial ever created by humans.
Damn this looks like an acid trip
>>264875662
>black woman in the back of the bus
>>264875167
Only tier list I've ever agreed with.
>>264873774
and that's the good thing
Anyone got a gif of the dong transformation? Webm's don't work on my phone
>>264875780
No Smash Stands
>>264873774
Except they don't
Nice try noa shill
>>264875780
How the fuck do I pose as Villager?
>>264871870
Why are big guys always portrayed as bad guys in vidya?
>>264875704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
stop making me search up things
>>264875873
Someone scan those barcodes so that we can make a smaller reference image,brother.
>>264875486
Alright, you got me
>>264875780
>Wii Fit Trainer main
>Have to pose like her to summon her
>Can't into flexible for shit
just cosplay as manly tears
>>264875121
>get N or get out
Man they should bring that back
>>264876061
Big = menacing = valid threat to player
>>264875167
Agreed
>>264876153
First they need to give a console a better name instead of trying to surf on the Wii and DS's name again
>>264876061
The dad wasn't a villain.
And because its easier to make an underdog story when the villain is literally larger than the hero. Why do you think Mario is so small?
>>264876149
meant for
>>264876053
>>264875048
>nintendo is not for children!
>>264876092
here's CIA
>>264875927
>>264876061
Not just in video games.
>>264876248
>That dude at the end of the hallway who's confused, terrified and extremely aroused.
>>264875662
>On my way to claim NEET benefits on the bus.
>Playing on my limited edition yoshi XL signed by hitachi bosch, designer of nippon adventure pantsu 6: this time is semenal
>We stop and some new passengers board before tipping the bus driver.
>Some girl with her parents sit down in front of me and give me a strange room.
>Girl's backpack has I <3 Isabella patch sewn on it.
>Literally can't handle this.
>Stand up and scream "LETS SETTLE THIS IN SMASH", girl is visibly confused and parents look worried.
>Clomp over to her and scream it again in case she didn't understand I meant her personally.
>She's sweating profusely at this point.
>LETS
>SETTLE
>THIS
>IN.
>SMAAAAASSSSSHHHH.
>Play smash in prison now.
Thanks, Satsuma.
>>264874589
Too violent for today's world.
Also:
>WHY DON'T THEY JUST NEVER TRY ANYTHING ORIGINAL JUST STICK TO THE FORMULA
and when they do:
>WOW NINTENDO ALWAYS JUST COPYING THE PAST LIKE WHAT JUST MAKE SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE.
Nintendofags will defend this.
>>264876353
>said no one ever
>>264875096
I keked
>>264871870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K783SDTBKmg
ever beating this
>>264876353
children only appear in 2 of the commercial and they're playing against adults.
Nintendo is for children and adluts, it's for everyone.
>>264872092
NoA actually has multiple jobs.
>>264876465
Is "Nintendofags will defend this" and "it's ok if it's nintendo" a new meme? Because it's starting to lose meaning
>>264875281
>Melee's commercial
What the hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbTKOJ2j9u0
>>264871870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBQXXl87DM&hd=1
Japan did them better
>>264874739
The reaction of the old dude sitting next to him was great
>>264876465
Nintendo is just a company that can't win. Even they've accepted it. No matter what they do, someone will be mad at something so they've moved to just trying to make the largest market they can happy so at least less people will be mad at them.
>>264876231
I'll give you the Wii, what's that even about? we? DS is fine, describes the console.
>>264876353
It's for everyone.
Rated E doesn't mean 'for children only', though your retarded mind may think so.
I'm not sure if I prefer these "autistic people playing video games" adverts or my own country's "disinterested people playing video games" adverts.
>>264876697
Gamecube commericals were always fucking weird. Look at luigi's mansion.
>>264876697
>In one big brawl
SMASH BROS BRAWL CONFIRMED
>>264876697
Shit, I completely forgot this commercial
>>264876697
Early gamecube was a weird time for nintendo.
>>264876754
>Nintendo is just a company that can't win.
The only area they can win is the handheld market.
I want to settle myself under Rosalina's dress.
>>264876053
pretend to pull a weed
>>264871870
The Little Mac one was fucking great
>nintendo will never make non campy kiddie commercials for games
feels bad man
>>264876248
I'm gonna need a source on that webm
for scientific purposes of course
>>264876697
holy shit, that was edgy and so not nintendo
>>264876768
I think they're running dangerously close to the ground with the DS brand, name-wise.
DS, DS lite, DSi, DSi XL
3DS, 3DS XL, 2DS, New 3DS
Where do they go from there for a new system that isn't going to massively confuse everyone like the Wii U did?
>>264875486
What is the one next to the black guy with the 3DS eating?
>>264875167
Perfect
>>264876092
>>264871870
>That coach
>>264877030
Pink DS lite that's upside down.
>>264876697
I don't remember seeing this commercial on TV. I still think the original smash commercial was the best.
>rl mascots of the characters all fighting
>to the tune of a song about love and being happy
>dat narrator
>>264876697
2 fucking deep 4 me
>>264877014
Now the only thing missing is the WiiDS
>>264877014
>Ai wanto too intorodusu to yoo za new Nintendo 3DS 2
>the girl got the pizza
FUCKING SJW PANDERING PRE-ORDER CANCELLED
>>264877014
They had "game boy" for 15 years, they can still use DS for ~5 more years.
>>264876697
>Ridley shows up in the commercial.
>Isn't playable.
I wonder how people reacted when they found out.
>>264875486
The last one gets me every time.
>>264871870
>the girl wins
I'm so torn. On the one hand, she had the god tier taste to use Kirby, on the other hand, she's a girl
>>264877264
Did you see those 3 idiots get caught in her final smash? They fucking sucked and deserved to lose.
>>264875927
Tip top kek
>>264874649
http://exitgift.tumblr.com/post/81813390435/chtkghk-https-7chan-org-fl-src-43435-swf
>>264877290
nobody gave a shit because super metroid came out 8 years before melee and people were hyped for samus.
Nintendo's had some strange commercials since the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta0DlcxyY5M
>>264871870
>commercials awlays show young kids with their hip nintendo consoles and games
>the reality is that most nintendo fans are 25++ manchildren
Why is nintendo so out of touch? They're not appealing to kids. Kids like to use facebook and their phones nowadays
>>264877690
Did you even watched the 3 commercials?
>>264871870
>>264877349
Eurasian loli looked better.
>>264877131
The codes don't match up, but I'll take these since they actually have character samples. Thanks.
>>264875662
She's got the same 3DS XL model as me, so I guess I canhold hands with hernow.
>>264877651
>australia
no wonder, everything is weird there
>>264877349
Don't get so flustered about vagina because it's a vagina like a lot /v/ likes to do.
You can get flustered that she comes off as a bit tryhard, though.
>>264877651
>Dog
>Lakitu's cloud
>Bowser
Did they make it fucked up because it was Australia?
>>264874626
>Mewtwo and Roy better than the entire newcomer cast of 4
I'd call bait, but there's some P:Mfags that really are this retarded.
>>264877256
You mean Wii 2 U
>>264877756
Should I?
>>264877562
I knew I recognized Praiz's style.
>>264877651
>The dark days before official art work
Is that parrot thing supposed to be a R.O.B?
>>264877014
return to the gameboyGame Boy DS
>>264877651
>>264877880
I'm not flustered, it's just, when was the last time your sister beat you at a video game? For me, never. I even beat her at games that she owns.
>>264871870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dNTc94LD4
Uncomfortable yet?
>>264877932
Yes
>>264877651
oh god..
>>264877946
One of the enemies from Gyromite, I assume.
>>264877771
What do you mean they don't match up? Did I get the order wrong?
>>264873996
>Red XL
I want to lick her feet while she plays
>>264875927
is it me, or is the nigger woman in the back of the bus this woman too?
>>264878274
Oh, I meant they don't match the QR codes in the original picture.
>>264874360
DK, I'm CIA.
Guys I'm running dangerously low on Ridleyfag tears, where can I find some more
>b-b-but muh trole
>muh shadows
Nobody posted the best commercial yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxeyY95HEzs
Step up folks
>>264878613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7rPlzZOeE
found this
>>264878691
tumbling down always makes me sad
;_;
>>264878403
They match perfectly, in fact scanning the ones I generated says that the Miis are exactly the same.
I only remade the QR codes so they would fit the format.
>>264877282
Gameboy
Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Color
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP
Gameboy Micro
6 Gameboys vs. 8 DSes?
>>264878691
my thread is in that screencap at the end
neat
>>264876697
>Ridley shown in the ad
>NEVER. EVER.;_;
>>264878654
Holy shit, I want Nintendo to make a TV show.
Like, a live action Brawl in the Family, or Awkward Zombie's smash comic. I'd give blood for something like that to be real.
>>264877946
The problem was there was official artwork back then
Australia didn't give a fuck
![Britney_brawl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k1XfdCt.jpg "Britney_brawl[1].jpg")
Where were you when Britney was confirmed?
>>264879109
>mfw Masketta's mii looks exactly like me
wait what
>>264878654
I would seriously watch a Punch-out tv series.
>>264879109
Ah, nevermind. Thanks for this.
>>264879408
Wouldn't that literally just be Ippo though?
>>264879562
Hmm, I think the feeling would be different. In order it'd be
Ashita no Joe, Haime no Ippo, and Punch-Out.
>>264871870
I'm glad Nintendo shows fucking gameplay in their commercials unlike most of the westaboo shit you see commercials for.
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
WUBWUBWUB
Meanwhile in the UK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPgupxx3ay4
>>264879827
So it's just the jap commercial in English? I can dig it
>>264879827
It's just the Japanese trailer
>>264878654
clay motherfucking davis
>>264879827
To be honest, it looks kind of boring.
>>264879827
Not as visually impressive as the others, but I like the announcer
>>264873648
Is this Bananalord's new henshin?
>>264875662
she looks like Hachikuji
>>264875486
>can't even hold his knife and fork correctly
You don't fool me working class scum.
>>264871870
these are awesome
>>264879827
OHM REALLY FHEELIN' IT
>>264880342
that's how we jews hold our eating utensils
>>264878691
>Big Boss in Solid Snake's Tanker sneaking suit
What the fuck?
>>264875662
Dump more frames in faggot
>>264879827
for a moment there I thought it was going to be Shulk narrating the trailer.
>>264880515
Snake in Smash was supposed to represent the Metal Gear Solid series as a whole.
That's why he has his MGS1 support team, his MGS2 suit and looks like MGS3's Naked Snake.
>Robin doesn't have "NOW THAT'S STRATEGY" as an English taunt
You had ONE JOB, NoA
ONE
JOB
>>264871870
>Settle it in smash
WE YUGIOH NOW
WHEN ARE WE GOING DUEL FOR SOULS AND RARE AIMIBOS?I like the last commercial, the first two were awful
>>264879125
you forgot the gameboy light
>>264880684
Yes they do.
>>264879827
>Out 3rd october
I've always wondered how they say dates since they use d/m/y.
It sounds as weird as I expected.
>>264879827
>Out 3rd October
>3rd October
U fucking wot? All this time with day/month/year shitposting I thought that when said aloud that europoors still said it month/day/year.
>>264874360
What happened to you, Nintendo?
What happened to the Nintendo that gave us these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ViwgLYTCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU6wLNrii9Y
>>264880710
Then in the distant future nintendo will release smash bros for motorcycles, and we will be able to video games in motorcycle races for live audiences
>>264880684
What about TIME TO TIP THE SCALES
>>264880759
Sometimes. When spoken verbally it can be both.
Usually day/month though.
Does anyone know if Mario Bros stage is coming back? I've been playing Brawl a lot with my friends recently and we recently discovered that you can pick up the koopas and crabs and they've got retarded knockback.
Played several 5 stock and then a 99 stock, it was great.
>>264880739
Just saw the video of all the taunts, and unless a different palette swap has it, all they have is "Time to tip the scales!"
Which is good, but as far as taunting a defeated opponent goes, "NOW THAT'S STRATEGY" is waaaaay better.
>no vids of meta knight
why
>>264871870
Called it now, the UK ads will have Brian Blessed.
Again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwdboz4TVw
>>264880759
Maybe you should remove the burgers from your mouth and learn to speak correctly
>>264880938
Really? That's a drag. I really like "now that's strategy", as well.
Let us hope it's in the Wii U version.
>>264871870
I fucking love these commercials
>>264880878
Smash bros and motorcycles
>>264871870
>Kirby wins the pizza.
Big surprise there.
>>264873774
>1995
No, sorry, we had GOOD commercials back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCd8QjxapXA
1998, but you get the point.
>>264880745
>>264880759
So do all people who use d/m/y say it like that? It just sounds so jarring.
>>264880878
sakurai already has his biking apparel
Is this necessary?
>>264881096
>Smash Bros on Motorcycles
That's the biggest casual filter if I've ever heard of. I like it.
>>264881238
>Sakurai is 44
>Looks like a teenager
What magic does he possess
>>264881065
why would it be, are you retarded?
