Let's be creative!
I think it's big because she rarely goes on missions anymore, and that she simply put on a lot of weight back there.
because sex appeal zero suit lol tits n ass lol hard dick buy now
she has to tuck the rest of her body into SOMEWHERE when she goes into ball mode
>>263447239
Are you saying she tucks herself into her own ass?
>>263447310
This seriously made me LOL!
I want to tongue her sweaty asshole after a hard days work hunting bounties.
bird mutation
She homegrown
her power armor does most of the work so she doesnt really get any excercise
>>263447397
..... That didn't make any sense.
because sexless losers buy a lot of videogames
>that butt
>big
Ireland pls go
>>263447706
Why do sexless losers like big butts rather than small butts?
>>263447706
>>263447482
that about sums it up OP
maybe she does squats?
Bird Magic.
>>263447482
this
I'd bet the chozo geneticist who gene modded her was a raging pervert.only on smash though, every other depiction I've seen of her in metroid games showed her as more athletic than curvy
>>263447130
Sex sells
>>263447740
If you don't think that ass is big, you must be a nigga. Is that correct?
The butt is a muscle too. Most female athletes have a firm butt because of this.
Cuz she's a girl
Can someone extract ZSS's model from the Smash demo for SFM and XPS? You know, for reasons.
>>263447130
Autism
![flipped-butt-implant[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LCmX2Of.gif "flipped-butt-implant[1].gif")
>>263447130
Implants.
>>263447706
but over 50% of people who play video games are women
>>263447967
It's like people don't know how bodies work or something.
>>263448159
*if you count mobile and facebook games
>>263447967
not really. The gluteus maximus muscle is actually pretty flat and unappealing on its own. The good looking roundness comes from fat. Being fit will make it firm but don't think you're looking at muscle.
I like taking a complete handful of bare naked butt. Big or small, doesn't really matter. One of the most pleasant sensations. Better than petting a cat.
She found the butt upgrade.
>>263447994
Not sure if anyone can, yet. Nintendo's latest systems (3ds wii u) have insane security. But trust me man, I feel ya.
No recent games to run around in so her ass got fat.
>>263447873
>athletic instead of curvy
>Implying Samus's ass is not tight
>Misogyny
get the fuck out
>>263447924
Nope.
It's obvious that the kids who think that ass is anything but normal-sized haven't touched one in their lives.
>>263448651
I feared this might be the case. Hopefully some tech wizard gets on this asap
>>263448783
how out of touch are you that you think this is correct
I mean when was the last time you left your house
>>263447130
Because she has good genetics from her parents.
faggot.
>>263448159
>Women can't be sexless
>>263448325
>The good looking roundness comes from fat
B-b-but Samus's ass is REALLY round! :(
>>263448984
I should probably be asking you the same question.
>>263449025
that's right
>>263449234
its ok to be NEET anon I forgive you.
do you know what day of the week it is? what month it is?
when was the last time you had a spoken conversation with another human being?
>>263449234
Her ass is fucking HUGE. Saying that's not a big butt automatically makes you a nigga.
Must we always have scientific conversations regarding samus ass
>>263449443
I agree we should be focusing on her anus instead
The answer to all= birt people magic
>>263449443
I think people are just surprised it's so big/fat.
No one expected that from a character like Samus.
>>263449523
you mean her cloaca
![sphere[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zgI7mC7.gif "sphere[1].gif")
>>263449443
>>263448325
It's not uncommon for most athletes to have some body fat on them. Anyway, gymnasts.
>>263447130
Please stop pushing this meme.
>>263447130
Because she is obviously a healthy genetically superior female that is ready for breeding.
>>263447873
>every other literation has showed her as more athletic
Top kek!!!!111!1
>>263448972
Yeah, I hope so too. Her latest model has to be my all time favorite yet.
>>263447130
reminder other M turned samus into fanservice
reminder metroid as a franchise is now dead
Poor Samus. She just let her butt go.
implants
>>263451429
I personally don't see a single problem with her new booty.
http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
>>263451953
She's got a huge, fat bubble butt.
>>263452206
>http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
And that happens to be relevant to my interests. Call it bad taste, but I love it.
>>263447130It's because she is a woman.
Genes?
>>263452787
Most women don't have butts that big.
>>263451953
She's no longer a man.
>>263452879
Sexy women do, and she is a sexy woman.
>>263453542
Anon, when a butt is that big, it has A LOT of fat on it.
That's not sexy.
>>263453713
Kill yourself
>>263453713
Fashionfag here, I still like her.
She is fat in a good way.
>>263454108
But you admit her ass is fat?
>>263454785
Jesus christ you autistic fuck stop making these threads
>>263454785
Yes, but not too fat.
>thick thighs don't save lives
Heretics, all of you.
>>263455075
So how fat is it then? Would the ass flab jiggle if you spanked her?
>>263455204
Disgusting.
>>263454785
>I only like skinny butts because my 3 inch penis can fit in
It's so pathetic that I'm chuckling
>>263455254
Perfect
>>263455317
Graceful
>3DPD fatfags ruining the thread
I'm out.
Samus should feel ashamed of herself bu letting her ass become fat.
Time to hit the gym, babe.
>>263449590
Yes, I'm genuinely shocked at the physical characteristics of this fictional character's ass. My friends and I have always agreed that Samus has had a small, tight butt and are flabbergasted that this has changed recently. I lay awake at night wondering how this could of possibly happened.
Report and hide.
>>263456313
You're not alone, anon.
>>263452572
>http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
>Posted: 2014-09-14 06:33
It's finally finished?!!?! Holy fuck!
>>263455494
Let's be honest here, Anon. No one on this board is getting laid, regardless of dick size.
>>263448506
>Nipple
so_close.png
Genetics
What body fat she does have, is stored there. Sure there's some smoothing out her stomach area, but a lot of it is going to her glutes. So her working out, combined with this, makes it extra large considering her frame.
Sex appeal you moron
Also beautiful aryan genetics.
>>263449430
It's not fucking huge, it's a nice shape and slightly big for her sort of frame.
It's bubbly not big, I'm an ass aficionado
>>263449590
>big/fat
I swear it's only this one guy who seems to be saying this. get out of the house and hit the gym
she has a gymnist body. It's how she can do somersaults and flips and shit
Ridley hid in her booty
Two metroids clamped onto her butts and she can't get them off.
>>263454785
yep just one person
>>263455317
fag
Anyone else who wants to put Samus over your knees and give her a spanking?
>>263457736
I want Samus to put me over her knee andram a horsecock dildo into my boypussy
Because Samus has been nothing but waifu bait since Zero Mission.
Nips are scared of strong, independent women. They expect all women to be submissive, meek, and emotional.
>>263457882
Why can't I want a strong independent woman with a thick ass that she can smother me with?
>>263457882
Don't shit on Zero Mission, it's the best Metroid game.
>>263457882
But she wasn't submissive, meek or emotional in Zero Mission or Fusion, fuck off ACfag.
>>263457906
>>263458160
>>263457993
I have one of those. Even though the face sitting is amazing, she's into small penis humiliation now and I can't help her with that fetish. I think she's gonna leave me soon.
>>263458257
>tfw 6" cutfag with a small penis humiliation fetish
If she likes having her feet rubbed, send her my way.
Since Samus cut back on hunting bounties, hasn't missed a single leg day.
>>263457906
>posting fake butt
fake girls are cancerous
>>263458248
>>263458248
I know it's fake but my dick
>>263447130
because shes in a skin tight suit which will make it look better than it otherwise would be
What do you make of this, anons?
>>263447130
>Implying that butt is big
What? It's medium at most.
>>263458390
Do you like the idea of a woman taking off a freshly worn sock and making you cum in it? She's really into that.
>>263458248
Vomited in my mouth
It's absolutely revolting how humans are still so susceptible to such primitive, beastial instincts. We're capable of rational, complex thought and have been for thousands of years, we shouldn't be so quick to give in to such animalistic urges.
>got a gamecube around when it came out
>some metroid game came with it
>never played it
>never played any metroid
what have I missed out on?
>>263458878
Seems like a waste of a perfectly good sock.
>>263447130
Squats and oats...
She knows what's up
>>263458684
It's not.
https://twitter.com/aldnia9
>>263458957
one of the best games i've ever played
>>263458932
Here's your response SJW.
>>263459108
no, it is fake, you can tell by everything about it
>>263458430
Shits real nigga.
>>263459276
Yeah other than the fact that it's real and there's a million photos of her.
>>263459387
if i took 1 million photos of fake tits does that make them real?
>>263459508
No it makes them 1 million photos of fake tits, but those are still real photos
You are trying to say these are shooped when they are actual photos of a phat ass
Just google this bitch
lexybaddie
>Human DNA
>Chozo DNA
>Metroid DNA
>DNA of all the creatures the X absorbed
>Contaminated by Phazon
She's a goddamn genetic abomination
How she manages to possess dat sweet, sweet booty is a mystery
>>263455204
UNCANNY VALLEY'D
>>263458778
that's glutes, son. A curvy butt is glutes, while a big ass is fat.
>>263459691
what is buttimplants?
just google this bitch
Sarina Valentina
>>263459691
how can photos be real if our eyes aren't
>>263459919
Isn't Sarina Valentina castrated?
>>263459919
Butt implants don't suddenly make the photos fake idiot.
>>263459875
Both have glutes?
>>263460015
probably, but his butt is fake just like some of the bitches posted here
>>263460091
Also has very obvious fake tits.
>>263460024
I don't think that anon is saying the pictures themselves are fake
just that the ass IN the pictures are fake
but not fake as in photoshopped
fake as in artificial
Also who cares about fake ass it's still a nice ass
>>263447130
she does squats
>>263459387
It's still cancerous, as in: it looks like she's got the cancers in her butt.
>>263460338
just as nice as fake titsnot nice at all
>This is how Samus looked in Metroid Prime (1)
>>263459704
Crunches every other day.
>>263458932
fag or fedora
>>263460519
You look like you have cancer in your yeast infected cunt.
Because she's been working out those glutes hardcore.
>>263460407
How is it possible to only train her ass that much without the rest of her body?
If her ass is big because of work outs, didn't she do any push ups and leg exercises at all?
It doesn't really make sense.
Why would she have an incredibly low body fat % anyways? There are quite a lot of female athletes with big round bubble butts out there and those people work out for dozens of hours each week. Meanwhile, Samus does everything in a suit that enhances her strength, speed and everything else.
>>263460734
And is this your fetish?
>>263460649
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>263460649
She looks more mature
>>263460649
She should look more like this.
>>263460649
She looks like a cheap porn star.
>>263461131
She looks more like a intergalactic Bounty Hunter rather than some plastic barbie doll.
>>263447130
Because she has to squat a lot and her power suit is heavy you fucknut
>>263460853
Look too much like an actual woman for you, champ?inb4 3DPD
>>263457736
I want to grope and spank her ass until her Zero Suit's material starts to thin and split.
>>263447130
it's to counterbalance her new rackwhich is fucking deliciousglory to samurai
>>263461327
No, she looks like a cheap porn star junkie
While her other depictions show her as a stunning beaty as she is meant to be.
>>263461593
>Look too much like an actual woman for you, champ?
No, she looks more like a man, and realism has no place in Metroid, so fuck off back to Reddit.
>>263461681
Her ass is a lot bigger than her boobs, though.
>>263461750
>>263447130
Because with a flat ass, she didnt had a perfect weight balance when on the morph ball.
Because girls that work out regularly usually have firm, round well shaped buttocks.
Ta daaaa.
>>263461612
I completely agree.
>>263461956
Oh look, the shitposter is trying to false flag now.
Get out already.
>>263458932
>vomited in my mouth
will you vomit in mine?please?
Can we all agree her ass is big because she's muscular?
>>263462254
>>263462254
What on earth are you even talking about
Her ass is so fucking spankable.
I'd do it until my hand went numb.
>>263462671
That's a little lewd.
>>263456532
That fucking panda. I can't be bothered now.
>>263447798
>>263448325
You idiot. You know what other muscle groups are actually pretty flat and unappealing on their own?
Pectorals
Deltoids
Biceps
Triceps
Quadriceps
Trapezius
Femoral Bicep
Calves
Every Single Muscle In Your Human Body
Butts get larger, rounder and firmer the more you train them through lifting heavy weights.
>You will never take one of Samus' asscheeks in each hand and massage them until her juices run down her thighs
Why are you all so fixated on whining/debating Samus' ass? Doesn't matter how big it is, she can still kick other people's asses with no problem.
>>263462905
I don't care.
That ass of hers just makes me lose control.
>>263447130
She has such a big ass from sitting on it all the years with no new Metroid games.
>>263463242
Because I want her to beat the crap out of me and then use me as her toy.
>>263450219
And keep in mind, these are girls. Teenaged girls. Not the fully-grown, adult and mature, athlete-for-a-living girls who can gain muscle and fill out a stronger butt than these 14-year-olds.
>>263447706
Samus is probably a sexless loser that buys lots of video games
Would you feel up a formally-dressed Samus?
The big twist about Samuswas that she was a strong woman.
Now she is just a big booty ho that will slurp the semen out of your asshole.
>>263463510
>Now she is just a big booty ho that will slurp the semen out of your asshole.
What game was this? Oh wait
>>263463445
>Two left feet
>>263463445
>Samus playing video games
Cute.
>>263463660
she's an unholy fusion of chozo, metroid, and semen, what do you expect?
>>263463257
You wouldn't violate someone stronger than you, would you?
>>263463931
I...I don't know what I'd do, to be honest.
Her body just makes me forget all logic and go right for that ass
>Samus will never sit on your face and lightly rest her boots atop your bulge
>>263464267
Just remember her past accomplishes and think about how that would work out.
>>263458932
Yeah anon, I don't like leopard print tights either.
>>263447130
good genes?
why can't it be good genes?
>>263463884
i-is that a dick
>>263447130
>>263464578
That's part of what makes her so appealing.
If anything it makes me want to bend her over my knee and put her in her place even more.
>>263464787
>>263464962
>>263465098
Adam has not authorized these poops.
Where were you on Samus' Birthday.
>3DPD SQUAD ON THE WAY
Fuck off
>>263462937
It's on g.e too
>>263462937
It's so easy to get around nowadays anon
>>263464787
>>263464962
>>263465098
>>263465224
>>263465361
It's really depressing to know that someone with such artistic talent has made shit like this
>>263465202
Celebrating Link's birthday.
Because glutes are one of the most important muscles in the body for athletic movements
I used to be a curlbro for the longest time but once I started doing squats and deadlifts my ass got fuckin joocy
>>263464767
It's shading you closeted fuck
>>263463884
Those boobs look like an afterthought, like this was originally a DFC. Trap samus when?
>>263447924
Is this the tight vs fat ass guy again?
>>263465949
There goes another Metroid thread.
>>263447130
genetics, diet and her exercise habits
>>263465224
>>263448309
Actually, even if you count those the majority is still male.
>>263452572
>http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
>Samus
>Not femdom
Dropped.
>>263465609
Pun intended?
Why is Samus so lewd?
>>263465926
It sure doesn't look like shading
>>263467887
Because a skintight suit on a body like that is just too much for any male to handle.
>>263447130
She wears diapers
Prove me wrong.
You know, if her ass was bigger than before, her suit probably wouldn't be able to take it.
>>263447130
That's really not that big.
>>263447130
Chozo DNA is a hell of a drug.
>Starving Europoors actually think Samus is "fat"
Anyway, the reason Samus has a big butt is because Nintendo gave her a big butt because people like big butts.
>>263469349
Nintendo does lie though
>>263469025
She'd have to go old school.
Do you prefer Samus' life or hometown?
Degenerate Diaper fetishists need to be burn alived.
>>263470126
What?
>>263469886
I'd have no complaints about that.
She looks good in anything tight.
>>263470242
>>263470506
lol dat looks like loss
requesting /d/-tier butts
>>263470748
>>263471251
Best upgrade.
>>263447130
I don't get this, her ass really isn't all that big at all.
>>263469886
this is objectively her best outfit
>>263469886
That outfit might be a bit too small for her as well.
>>263470761
>>263471094
I'm sickened, but aroused.
>>263471712
that bottom isn't high-cut though
