IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND MOUTHS CRY OUT IN PAIN
MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!
I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK
Eldar voices are the bestthe Harlequin is my waifu
>TERMINATORS READY
>INTO THE MAELSTROM OF BATTLE
HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZLlBZry8bs
Best voice in both games.
>Welcome to oblivion
>>262102350
WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET? WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED
BLOOD! I ACHE FOR THE TASTE OF BLOOD!
WHY ARE WE OUT HERE, WHEN WE COULD BE IN THE THICK OF SLAUGHTER?
ENEMIES! WE NEED MORE ENEMIES!
>>262102350
>MY SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
>>262102941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwODnnfra3A
What is the best warhammer 40k game?
The 3rd person beat 'em up wasn't really my thing but I heard they made good RTS.
>>262102350
>ultrasmurfs
Get out
>>262104339
Of all the videos in the series you could've picked, you picked the one about Eldar, objectively the worst race in 40k after Tau.
>>262104494
Dawn of War (both of them) are pretty good. I prefer 1 the best due to the larger scale, but 2 is not as bad as most people make it out to be
>>262104509
:^)
>>262104550
The guy was talking about Eldar, though.
>>262104494
DoW
>>262104550
>Eldar
>Worst race in 40k after Tau
this fucking nigger
>>262104673
Then you calmly yet firmly inform him that he is a heretic and put a bolt round in his head.
>He doesn't think the Tyranids will win 40k
>tfw no fast paced hack and slash game where you play anautarchand shenanigan your way out of a craftworld being swallowed by the Warp
>>262104924
Either them, Necrons, or Chaos. As much as I love teh Emprah, the Imperium is totally fucked.
Blood angels or go home.
SHOOTING ELDAR IS EASY
YOU JUST LEAD THEM A BIT MORE
I can't find the catachan voices anywhere on youtube, fuck
>>262105127
>No Orks
git
>>262105127
>not counting DA ORKS
FUKKIN GROT
>>262105253
>>262105269
WAAAAAAGHmind
>>262104339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE
Better.
>>262105127
>>262105127
Got Dawn of War 2 in a sale a while back, but i have to say i'm pretty disappointed in it so far.
I hate having a few "heroes" instead of actual units, and whoever designed those bossfights at the end of levels should be shot.
Haven't gotten around to the multiplayer yet, but hopefully that's a bit better.
>>262104550
Yet why have they been consistently the top tier army in every single edition besides 5th?
>>262105731
>Caring about tabletop
>>262105731
Look at their women. Obviously they slept their way there.
>>262105940
Then why are SoB so shit?
>>262106091
They're celibate.
THIS PEAR
>>262104550
Eldar are objectively better than tau, even dark eldar are better than tau
>>262105127
>Necrons
Not after their last codex update.
>>262106345
>Assumes tabletop=canon
>>262106345
Newcrons are even more powerful than 3ecrons.
They can literally destroy the entire fucking universe.
why are necrons so shit in soulstorm? shit sucks. you can even ruin their game with the fucking eldar building unit.
yea I know they were broken in DC but they are completely unplayable in SS.
>>262106440
>this post
Is /v/ really this retarded?
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
>>262106547
On tabletop a lone kroot could kill a Terminator
In canon not so much
>>262104924
OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD
>>262106547
Newcrons are no less powerful than Oldcrons, canonically speaking.
Also, fa/tg/uy here.
>>262106601
>>262104924
>>262105253
>>262105269
>>262104924
>>262106714
Actually in the fluff marines vary from being invincible to literally taken out by rocks and sticks.
>>262105127
>Chaos
nope
necrons have the advantage but you can't underestimate the orkz and the nids.
the imperium will fall for sure.
>>262106730
>>262106831
You are food for the hive fleets
>>262106843
Especially you
>>262105940
>>262106176
>they're celibate
Naw.SoB are strictly purest form of love.
>>262106904
Chaos is virtually invincible. You can't defeat it, at best you can only keep it at bay.
Unless you're the Necrons, that is.
>>262106903
You can thank retarded levels of inconsistancy for that anon
>>262106176
Factually incorrect.
Sisters are not stopped from fucking anybody, the problem is, they usually don't have time. They're either fighting shit, therefore unable to fuck. Training, unable to fuck. Praying, unable to fuck. Therefore, it's a rare occasion to have time to fuck anybody.
Though Sandy Mitchell, I believe, did make it canon that SoB fuck, get drunk and gamble. So, tough shit.
SoB can fuck all they want.
if the deceiver is so smart, how come he got "sharded"?
>>262107173
[Citation Needed]
Unless you have a source, it makes the most sense that they'd be celibate, and that you're just blinded by hormones.
>there will never be a vidya that gets the operation of powerfists correct
>they will only ever be used as robo boxing gloves
>>262107309
Cus c'tan's a shit lmao
>modern dark eldar will never get a dawn of war appearance
it still hurts.
>>262107173
>Training, unable to fuck
says who
>>262103237
The most appropriate thing to ever come out of the localizations.The Emperor's Chosen people need not apply.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY
>>262107167
>inconsistency
It's like you've never heard of 40k!
>>262107109
If only this was a thing. I bet if /u/ took of their goggles and could code/program, they'd do it. If only /v/..... if only..... Maybe /tg/ and /v/ team up? /tg/ gets shit done and /v/ has the know how?
>>262107173
>Training, unable to fuck
Depending on what are you training
>>262107173
I'd train them with my dick if you know what I mean
>>262107462
>tfw no Dark Eldar husbando to torture me to death ;_;
Wheres the trukk...?
...
...
WHYS I WALKING
>>262107324
But I gave you a source.....
Duty Calls by Sandy Mitchell.
Go read it before going
HUR DUR I SO SPESUHL GOING CITATION NEDDED :DDDDD
>>262107465
Says the fluff. Hey, I don't agree with it.
>>262107791
Get drunk and gamble =/= sex
>>262107173
Didn't at one point in lore sisters of battle had a job when out of combat that they fuck imperial guardsmen to better relieve any stress?
Then it was removed cause it caused trouble?
How does the Imperium view sex?
Do they just want everyone to fuck like rabbits all the time?
>>262107060
Ghazghkull Prophet of the Waaagh! disagrees. He showed up and won the battle on Octarius. More are coming but he then left to bring the Waaagh! to more Ork worlds.
"He only needed three or four more sectors raging with battle to swell the Ork population to critical mass. In his vision, Ghazghkull was stomping across the galaxy. His strides spanned stars beyond count and each of his mighty footprints were swathes of planets aflame with war -- Armageddon, Octaria...he was already anxious for the start of the next one."
>>262107902
You should read more, son. She's spotted coming out of the IG garrison bunkhouse early in the morning when Cain is just walking around. :^)
>>262108045
Can't remember, probably. Lots of shit has gone. Horrible violence is OK, but shit like http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Daemonculaba
Is safely ignored till everybody has forgotten about it. Apart from me.
>>262108171
You can fuck whomever you want, bigger problems than worrying about homosexuals and shit. Plus, always need more meat for the grinders.
>>262108295
Well, he didn't "win" octarius, but he turned the tide.
Tenebra Prime shows that orks can beat nids.
>>262107473
Holy Emperor, I'm genuinely afraid.
>>262108171
Different planets have different takes on it
They want as many babies as possible sure, but if you go too far you might be seen as divulging yourself into the temptation.
Some planets, like Krieg, don't fuck at all.
>>262107902
Eh, not him but if debaucheries like that are allowed, I'd say that they could probably be allowed to fuck, and a quick google says that in a foot note of "Cains last stand" it states that celibacy isn't required.
>>262108573
Germans have the best names for ork models.
>ORK-WAAAGHBIKESCHWADRON
>>262108295
Anon the galaxy is surrounded by hive fleets containing the biomass from 12 other galaxies, untill Ghazghull turned up orks were losing the octarious war with 2 out of 3 planets falling to the tyranids, this was just against 1 tendril, orks will lose
>>262108749
Too bad GW stopped translating everything it seems.
At least in the new IG Codex they left every unit name in English.
Makes me slightly mad, I must say.
>>262108815
>nigga doesn't know that surrounding the hive fleets is a universe of orks that the nids are running away from
Gamesworkshop pretty much unofficially said it.
>>262102350
As disappointing as the DoWII game and expansions were, the noise marine callouts are the best out of any of them.
>THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!
>THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!
>WE ARE AMPLIFIED!
>HEAR THAT?
>YOU INTERRUPT?!
>>262109131
Get it's been officially said that most of the universe has been destroyed and has been left lifeless by the Chaos Gods.
So, no, they're not running from Orkz. Besides, the Old Ones created the Orkz as a bioweapon in the Milky Way, not anywhere else.
>>262109131
Lol at this faggot. How big a fanboy do you have to be to get it that wrong?
>>262109131
Well IF there are orks in other galaxies the nids still managed to snuff out 12 of them also that probe that was sent out was never mentioned to have actually left the galaxy it could have stayed inside this galaxy and heard ork transmission from here, but if someone can figure out how log it would take to leave the galaxy from where it started and copmare it to it's travel time we could find out then
>>262105712
You have Retribution, right? Install elite mod and play that shit.
>>262109487
dude its 40k lore, its hard to keep track of.
>>262108815
The Orks now have a telepathic commander that can remotely direct and incite the Waaagh! from anywhere in galaxy. The only reason the Hive Fleet Leviathan won at Ghorala was because they managed to kill Warboss Skarfang. Killing the Warboss has been the main tyranid strategy. The thing is they can't do that against Ghazghkull. He doesn't even have to be on planet to be directing the war now. The Tryanids are going to bring fire and death to the whole galaxy but not directly. The tyranids are going to bring enough conflict to initiate the Great Waaagh! which will engulf the galaxy.
>>262109817
Not him, but I personally enjoy DoW 2. I was replaying it a few days ago on hard and it was pretty boring constantly having to rez shit, anyway got bought half way through. Logged off, it started to patch and I thought nothing of it.
Turned out the patch was removing GFWL and as such, I lost my save. Annoying.
Still, I never can decide on the original DoW2 whether to make Avitus full Range Damage + Energy or make him able to wear Terminator Armour + Range Damage. I usually don't spend points until you get the first Terminator armour, but it's still annoying not knowing what to choose.
I completed all the Retribution campaigns, some multiple times.
Just wish DoW3 was a thing, like Dark Crusade/Soul Storm, with a planet wide turn-based game, but on multiple planets, with multiple heroes who levelled up and got skills and loot and shit.
>>262109923
Skarfang was a great warboss though, he could constantly incite a waaagh and fuck shit up.
But Ghazz is like, yeah. Supposedly I heard he is as large as a dreadnaught.Plus yarrick won't let anyone kill ghazz
Best voice in any of the games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlYSE6kWAgFuck Blum and what he did to Eliphas
>>262109850
Yeah it is but come on man. When an entire faction is based on being a big bad who's invading the galaxy trying to say 'na they be running from da orkz' is pretty obvious fanboy behaviour.
>tfw your favorite race can't do shit
>>262110223
Thats not bluddflag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0vDQWMJNbE
>>262110187
Why not? He's the biggest warboss known. i.e, a serious fucking threat because of his authority.
>>262110531
CAUSE REASONS
>>262105147
>leading a target
>fires a light based weapon
Catachan confirmed for retard jungle planetimplying that wasn't already confirmed
>>262102350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY
>>262110625
Haha. Is this from the /tg/ wiki?
SQUAD BROKEN
every other RTS series > Soulstorm > DoW > DC > WA
>>262110659
I thought catachan use good ol fashioned lead since laser based weaponry gives off too much of a light show and reveals their position?
In DoW2 last stand catachan used shotguns.
>>262110625
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>>262110425
Fuck dude, I forgot about Bluddflag, but I still go with Dobson's Eliphas has the best voice. It's just so could and calculating and it was a nice change of pace from the SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII style of voice they were going with for the leader of Chaos
>>262110795
I once had a necron tomb appear ON MY HOMEWORLD
ON THE FIRST TURN
>>262110826
>every other RTS series > soulstorm
Halo wars and CNC4 would like a word with you.
>>262109923
That would be okay if they Tyranids weren't going to scour every planet in the galaxy for biomass, they will find Ghazgull at some point
>>262110892
rhinos...RHINOS!
I love shit like that, I even have my dreadnaught and spess muhreenz painted as blud wayvuns.
I enjoy 40k cause its stupid, really. It's why I play orkz.
>>262110317
That's good though, if you involve the Tau in anything outside of getting murdered the SM and IG players start shitposting
besides if they do make any progress we'll suffer through more of this faggot
>>262110826
Soulstorm > DoW > DC > WA > every other RTS series
Fixed that for you
>>262110882
>Didn't link the video with his glorious voice
You fucking nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>262111160
boy I attached the wrong pic, but it still applies somewhat
>>262111160
>guy doesn't want me to bring more than one squad of lootaz
>he brings 3 riptides
>>262111001
>C&C4
Not an RTS
>Halo Wars
Forgive the no true scotsman but LOL CONSOLE RTS
>>262111175
Right, I forgot to preface my post with a sheltered fanboy alternative ranking but fortunately you were looking out for me!
>>262110317
That's why they're so endearing
>>262111313
Why even play against such a faget?
>>262111372
>LOL CONSOLE RTS
Yeah I know.
Just wanted to make sure you weren't one of those bungie drones who think halo wars was good.
>>262110795
Wot gaem?
>>262111505
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chapter_Master_(game)
>>262111148
Yeah, I've always been a sucker for Chaos so when DoW came around I was really happy with how they did the voices but Eliphas just made me cum buckets.
Word Bearers for life.
So guys, how bout that harrowing?
>>262110848
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Lascarbine
>Catachan Mark 4 Lascarbine - The Mark 4 Lascarbine is the standard weapon employed by the troops of the Imperial Guard's Catachan Jungle Fighters regiments.
Get rekt nerd
>>262111429Cause then I asked him if there was any other rules aside from that(and no fliers(which we both agreed on, fuck fliers)) so I then brought two full squads of nob bikers fully upgraded and cleaned the table on turn 4
>>262107462
>You'll always have to put up with those dorky 90s helmets
>>262111689
Since you are the one with better knowledge of warhammer 40k lore wouldnt that make you the nerd in this debate?
>>262107462
I'm sadder about vintage nids.
>>262104550
But dem voices in DoW 1 man. Its so fucking good.
>>262111887
I can't imagine half of those things actually moving.
>>262107473
Prepare yourself Heretic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knbZZ6qur-8
>>262111810
>Joke
>Sniper's head
Go back to posting pornography like a good little nerd
>>262107734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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damned nids
>>262112115
Whose idea was that? It makes no fucking sense.
>>262112034
>complaining about REDS
>>262111708
Niiiiice. I don´t seem to have the Ork version of this pic saved, so take the one from my faction.Is the latest Ork codex any good? I have not bought it because I mostly wait until there are 3 -4 codicies so I can order all at onceand because I fear they got rid of all those amazing translations like in the IG one
>>262111067
The more places they fight Orks the more the Orks become a threat. Orks feed of conflict like Nids feed off biomass. I understand at first you'd think that all the Ork biomass will only fuel the Nid Hive fleets but it's actually the other way around. All that conflict the Nid Hive Fleets are bringing is fueling the Waaagh! Ghazghkull knows this and is counting of the conflict that the Nid Hive fleets are bringing. Once the Great Waaagh! begins even the Nids won't be able to stop it. There are never been a Warboss like Ghazghkull before and it's something they won't be able to handle. It's not like he needs to hide from them anyway. Skarfang fell because they goaded him in to exposing himself in a series of feints. Every prior attempt to assassinate Skarfang in his own stronghold failed miserably. Ghazghkull is smarter than Skarfang and won't be goaded in to exposing himself. Unless the Nids figure out that the best way to beat the Orks is to deprive them of conflict then they are only heading towards their own destruction.
>>262112000
I know I'm stupid ;_;
>>262111594
>http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chapter_Master_(game)
Wait so they're actually making this? Many thanks anon.
>>262111661
2spooky4GW
also
2plotprogression4GW
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>>262112321
>2plotprogression4GW
Dude you should see what the just did with WHFB.
The whole world is fucked up because of Nagash rising again.
>>262112220
it's kawaii, that's good enough for me
>>262112409
>Tomb Kings got completely fucked
Why'd it have to be this way
>>262112220
It makes a whole lot of sense actually. Its just when you make a simple comic to ridicule something it often times doesn't tell the whole story.
>>262108815
The Orks are planning to create enough Waaaagh! energy to enable Gork and Mork to walk into the material realm.
This is their end game.
What can the Nids do to Gods?
>>262112220
Who else?
>>262112409
>Nagash rising again
UBLOODYFOOKENWAT
>>262112268
But it isn't the other way around, because the Tyranids DO get stronger by feeding on the biomass. While the Orks may react as you say, that doesn't stop the Tyranids growing with each consumed world.
>>262112716
HNNNGGGGGGGGGGG.
>>262112716
When you post it like a snarky little cunt it looks dumb, in reality it makes sense since at the end the Ravens were too wounded to fight and the Crons were too, and the Ravens aren't the retarded brand of Marines that throw their lives away for no reason, and these particular Crons aren't the broken retard models
>>262112749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrrqD6KMHZU
>>262112749
HEEEE'S BAAAAAAACK
>>262111661
Don't speak of such things anon
>tfw it's coming back
>>262112268
I see your point, but i still think that despite the fact orks live to fight there are just too many nids to stop, once the main fleet arrives in the galaxy and the hive mind focuses on defeating the orks it will eventually kill them all through sheer numbers alone and if they managed to kill ghazgull or even block his psychic waagh control through the warp shadow the orks will get their asses handed to them
>>262112520
The Chaos ressed Settra and blessed him with new strength.
The true Tomb Kings are not out of the fight yet. Chaos has seen to it.
>>262112241
I believe everything is in english? I do not know what you mean.
They nerfed flash gits survibility, sadly. Can no longer take a painboy or heavy armor, but their guns do 3 attacks without upgrades though, and get 1 extra BS when they stand still.
looted wagons were removed.
waaagh now lets you charge after you run.
Theres a lot of shit about superheavies and fliers
Supposedly theres weird stuff like the ability to waaagh every turn or something, but i dont know it by heart.
>>262112893
>Ravens
>RAVENS
>>262111995
Seriously, this will always have a special place in my heart. Man, that guy yelled his ass off.
>>262112905
>Ward left
>FB happenings
Could it be, is GW finally starting to get their shit together?Nah.
>>262112893
Just correcting you. They were the Blood Angels, not Ravens.
The Necron Legion belonged to the Silent King the former leader of the Necron Empire and bane of the C'tan.
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
>>262113062
According to Ward's blog, he worked on a fair bit of the End Times material and new releases will feature his works.
>>262105253
>>262105269
All that the Orks want is an eternal war. Constant fighting
They've already won, Anons.
An end to the warfare means the Orks lose.COMIN NEXT SUMMAH.
WIF THE EVAHPRESENT FRET OF PEACE LOOMIN' IN THE NEAR FOOCHAH
COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE WAAAAAAGH
ITS
TIME
FOR
GROTZKILLAH.
THE DEFF-DREDD OF..UHH. DREDD.
OH ZOG DIS IM GOIN BACK TO DAH WAAAGH
>>262107530
>/v/ has the know how
>implying /v/ has the know how to do anything
Also everything /v/ touches turns to shit. You know this to be true.
>>262113003
>>262113115
It's 3:30am here give me a fuckin break
It still stands that both leaders aren't the types to suicide their soldiers for no gain
>>262113149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
>>262113149
too too too too too too
>>262113131
OH FUCKING SHUT UP
He's not going to stop and there are only so many times I can read this in a bitchy voice before it starts to physically hurt.
Do everyone here a favor and FUCKING STOP.
>>262113149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwRLj6eRsNg
Hey Guys, We sold a 40k License to a game company, you guys gonna love this game, It's made for our fans.It's Angry Bird 40k for Mobiles an Tablets
"Only the Eldar may unwind the tangled skein of fate."
>>262113491
>>262103506newfag
>>262113375
The only way faggots win is if other faggots do nothing.Strangely enough, after all this time, REDS is still not on my filter so he must be doing something right.
>>262113491
HEY GW WHERE'S THAT EVENTUAL 40K MOBA
YOU KNOW IT'S GOTTA HAPPEN SOMETIME
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw
Ya gits.
>>262113491
If it's called Angry Marines, that may actually be the best thing ever.
I AM KHAELA MENSHA KHAINE
Best unit quotes right here.
>>262113697
There's actually a fucking Angry Marines Launcher that someone kitbashed up
>>262113630
Then let him win. Life goes on.
>>262113653
>Implying you wouldn't play the shit out of it.
>Implying it wouldn't be fucking amazing simply because it was 40k.
Anon your fanboy ISNT showing.
Thats Heresy Anon.
Anon, thats Heresy.
Anon. Anon you aren't a Heretic are you?
Cause that would beHeretical
>>262113492
Not quite.
>>262113819
Everything can be looted.
>>262105127
Chaos can't win if humans don't exist. Its psychic energy is what keeps it fed now that the Eldar are almost extinct. Tyranids and Orks resist it and the Warp is N/A to Necrons.
>>262113829I was not the guy you were talking to, I really just wanted to post the faggot vs faggot do nothing shit.
>>262112772
Nids don't stand a chance against Ghazghkull man.
"The body-strewn landscape at Ghazghkull's feet seemed to buckle and bulge upwards. Then Ghazghkull was gone. A Mawloc had come. It burst from below and, as its bulk breached the surface, the creature coiled about itself like some hideous constricting serpent. This was the largest such creature any of the assembled Orks had seen -- the deadliest spawn of its kind that ever slithered underground or was seen by the light of any sun. The triumphal screech that burst from the beast's gaping maw twisted metal and made Orks miles away fall and cover their ears. Even before its screech of victory was over, however, something had gone wrong. The Mawloc heaved -- flopping its mass so that it seemed the world itself trembled. Then the beast quivered, writhing in convulsions, twisting its mighty coils in arcing loops. An unnatural bulge formed in its midsection and out thrust a Power Klaw, amidst geysers of gore and slime-covered entrails. Shoota blasts widened the hole and out stepped Ghazghkull, striding out of the very belly of the beast. The mightiest of Ork Warlords roared his victory to the skies, a rallying cry to Greenskins and a challenge to all else that lived.
After that, nothing could stop the Orks. Chanting their Warlord's name, the Greenskins of WAAAGH! Ghazghkull went on a kill-rampage, hacking, shooting and slaying in a berserk frenzy. From behind scrap-iron walls, the Orks of Octaria burst forth to join in. Even Zog Steeltoof, the Overfiend of Octarius, was chanting the name Ghazghkull as he gunned down the living wall of Tyranids that attempted to stay the Greenskin onslaught. A great butchery began, and it did not stop until Octaria was free of the creatures of the Leviathan."
>>262113976
Plenty of species can be corrupted by Chaos, Chaos is eternal, older than man, older than the Eldar even
There have been Orkz that were corrupted by Chaos, there's literally no need for humans as far as Chaos is concerned
>>262113976
It's a good thing Chaos converts humans and not totally annihilates people then.
>>262113976
Chaos plans to turn all humans into living Warp gates and flood reality with the Warp. This will destroy all space and time and create an eternal limbo where the daemons and gods will party alongside the unfortunate billions of souls struck in there.
>>262114337
Sounds like an awesome party if you're already a member.
>>262104924
>implying the whole current situation isn't THE victory condition for Orks.
>>262112772
>>262114219
Ghazghkull shows up and stomps the Nids like they are nothing. Every world the Nids attack is another world which will join the Great WAAAHG! The more they try and stop the Orks the more Orks will join Ghazghkull. The Imperium has always known and feared that the Orks would one day unite and destroy the Galaxy and the Nids are actually going to make that happen.
>>262114969
THAT'S FUCKING HERESY YOU HERETICAL FUCKING HERETIC
Who's the most powerful necron overlord? Imotekh?
>>262113115
Silent King occupies an odd position in the Necron dynasty.
he belongs to a separate division, the triarchy.
>>262113062
>blaming ward for everything
Kelly, Vetock and Crudd are worse.
>>262112223
>being this much of a tripshit cocksucker
>>262115297
Depends if you consider the silent king a lord or not.Probaly Trazyn
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD
The Orks and 4chan actually have something in common. Individually weak but when united can be an unstoppable force. The problem is most of the time everyone is just fighting each other. Every once in a while a WAAAGH! begins and everyone joins in and marches causing destruction in the general direction of the WAAAGH!
>>262114852
Nids are known to adapt though. It'd be hilarious if they realize that when they attack worlds more join this waaagh that is already a threat to them, and then decide to go "fuck that noise" and just leave the galaxy.
>>262112772
Nids fight to live
Orkz live to fight
>>262115515
he is but we don't know shit about him
>>262115549
Yes. But when 4chan DOES devote itself to a unified purpouse chanology, Leejun and anonymoos happens.
>>262115319
He disbanded the Triarch, relinquished his throne, and broke the command protocols. Leaving the Necrons with clear line of succession. What a dick.
The remaining Triarch Praetorian now are tasked with maintaining the laws and codes of the Necrontyr and keeping their culture alive as well as nursing Tomb worlds back to health. However, they have no real authority over the Dynasties. At least until a new Silent King is elected by the Dynasties.
>>262115297
The most military powerful? Imotekh.
The most powerful fighter? Ahmontekh.
>He doesn't think dark Eldar are going to win
>Nids can't reach us
>Slaneesh can't reach us
>Orks can't reach us
>>262108295
So ugh is Gork and Mork like the Ork Emprah cause they have ridiculous wagghh powers?
>>262115515
Trazyn rules over a single Tomb World and is known to loath fighting.
>>262115898
Didn't the imperium show up at one of the dark eldar worlds within the webway?
>>262115898
>slaanesh can't reach us
But he can. Their souls still get leeched.
Dark Eldar are hard to touch, but can't really accomplish anything. They have no means of winning anything, they just raid realspace.
In a sense they're more irrelevant then Tau.
>>262115898
Chaos has assaulted the DE city several times.
>>262115297
>>262115897
what the fuck is a necron overlord? how powerful are them?
>>262116013
Lord Vect let them in and dropped them on his rivals.
The lore in this world is so sick. Why haven't the recent games been able to capture some of intensity the codex shares?
I remember reading the black templar marines codex when I was young and was totally sucked into the story of the emperor and how there was this fucking huge war going on.
I just wish the games translated this to vidya.
>>262116158
Necron lords dingus.
Yknow, the leader crons.
>>262110317
>Liking Tau as a whole
>The brainwashed communist
>Not the freedom loving patriotic Tau's
>>262116158
About as strong as a named space marine captain.
Necrons big baddies are C'tan shards.
>>262116282
Phaerons are more equivalent to a fucking chapter master or even higher.
In game they can kill fucking anything 1 on 1 because lolmindshacklescarabsSTOPHITTINGYOURSELFSTOPHITTINGYOURSELF
>>262115985
"he Ork race's collective unconsciousness registers in the Immaterium much as do the collective psyches of the Eldar and Mankind. In the Orks' case, their relatively simplistic psyches coalesce into two entities they worship as Gods called Gork and Mork, who are much like the Chaos Gods, the lost Eldar Gods or the Emperor of Mankind's empowered soul within the Warp. The difference between the twin Greenskin Gods is simple: Gork is brutal but cunning, while Mork is cunning but brutal. To make this comprehensible, one has to think like an Ork (a debatable proposition at best); Mork hits you when you aren't looking and Gork hits you even harder when you are. Like their own species, the Greenskins believe that when facing the Gods of the other intelligent races of the galaxy their deities can be defeated but never entirely extinguished; like the Orks themselves, they will always come back, spoiling for the next fight.
The Orks believe that Gork and Mork are personal Gods; i.e. they will offer divine aid to those Orks who ask for it, if they are found deserving, but it does not matter which of the two Gods an Ork prays to, since they are essentially interchangeable. However, if a distinction were to be made, it could be said that Gork is the favoured God of the average Greenskin as the manifestation of the physical power that defines the Orks, while Mork is the favoured deity of the Oddboyz, the cunning Orks who do more than just fight to keep the Ork species moving forward to the next battle. "
Where my Space Nigga bros at?
>>262116136
Really? Where did you read that anon?
>>262116102
If Eldar manage to steal that thing from necrons and raise their death god to kill slaneesh Dark eldar will benefit just as much and since there are so many of them they could be a much more potent threat than regular eldar
I FEAR NO EVIL, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE
>>262116158
Necron hierarchy works something like this. (Prior to the Silent King relinquishing his throne and going into exile) Silent King>Triarch>Phaerons>Overlords>Lords>Semi-sentient or fully automatous plebs.
>>262116540
wait are there any black people in warhammer i dont remember any
what's the deal with alpharius?
please no "i am alpharius" bullshit
I am reading 1d4chan and it doesn't explain shit.
>>262116540
>salamanders
>relevant
>>262116158
>>262116158
>what the fuck is a necron overlord?
It's a rank in the Necron hierarchy.
It goes like this
Phaerons are rulers of Necron Dynasties
Overlords are rulers of Tomb Worlds
Lords are minor Necron nobles who get assigned to different tasks by the Phaeron and Overlords
>how powerful are them?
Chapter Master or higher.
>>262116686
Slamanders are black, but as in pitch black, not African black
>>262116671
Now a phaeron is still technically an overlord. But an elite kind of overlord. Forgot to mention this.
LOOK, RHINOS. RHIIINOOOS!
>>262112034
>>262112319
please stop this faggotry and follow the rules immediately.
>>262116556
>Really? Where did you read that anon?
Dark Eldar codex and the Dark Eldar Path novels.
>>262116760
>Skin condition
>He's black
das racist
>>262116671
>Silent King
I'm sure they didn't give him any abilities yet, how do you know he's so strong?
>>262116696
Alpharius is loyal.
Omegeon is heretic.
For the Emperor!
%%Hydra Dominatus!%%
>>262116790
Phaerakhis the female version of Phaeron.
Don't forget that!
>>262117016
Phaerakh*
>>262116686
Yup.
Our master is returning! http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Szarekh#.VAw9bMWSxvk
>>262116872
Oh. I thought he meant political power. Well he's the former king of the crons. I assume he'd be the most powerful. Fluff-wise anyway.
>>262117016
There are female 'Crons?Has rule 34 been enacted?
>>262116872
That's like asking how we know that the Emperor is so strong
Is there a mod for DoW which makes the camera scroll further out?
>>262109362
I want to cosplay a noise marine and play weird shit on my gun all the time.
AH, THE CALL TO BATTLE.
>>262117141
>There are female 'Crons?
Yep.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Xun%27bakyr#.VAw_3_mSyMo
The Fire Caste's best are here to serve!
>>262117287
No pics though. Shame.
>>262117463
Just imagine a Necron Lord with big hips and boob plate.
>>262117314
oh man she's evil. shame
what does that qt think of the c'tans and the rest of the necrons? i heard most phaerons dislike the silent king and they fight each other.
For any faggots who dislike our inevitable descent into fluff discussion. Pic-related.
>In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.
>>262117656
Wasn't space crusade the one with live action cutscenes?
That was the shit
>>262117656
Fire Warrior 2 with a good game engine, vehicles, campaigns, amazing multiplayer, multiple playable races/rolesthe game that I want damn itwhen?
WHERES OUR FIRE SUPPORT?
