>hey bro, here's your game back
He even washed it.
good friend.
>>260785439
This.
It's not even like SNES games get damaged by water. That's a sign of a good friend.
>>260785028
Why does that guy have an NTSC cart with either a SFC or PAL SNES in the background?
Thanks for lending me your playstation, anon!
>>260786358
Yep, that's the PAL SNES with the NTSC cartridge, stupid american's.
>>260786410
>friend puts effort into decking out your PS1 with designs of superheroes and video game characters
10/10 friend
>>260786737
Look how fucking dirty it is around the power button, that shits crawling in e-coli
>>260786410
It's okay buddy. You can even keep it if you want. I have three of those anyways. Cool stickers by the way!
>lend Playstation disc to friend
>get it back
>looks like they buffed their fucking floors with it
>"What, it was like that when you gave it to me"
That's OK, you can keep it. I'm not a big fan of Donkey Kong Country anyway.
>>260786410
That's not my PlayStation, I've never owned a PlayStation.
>>260786737
>tfw friend painted his ps1 with black house paint
it was all sticky and slowly covered in lint
>>260786889
Why do you think he put the stickers on? To make it look nice
>sup bro thanks for lenting me this great game, I completed it and all
>>260785439
>>260786261
>he wants to fuck
>>260787235
He could have used a damp cloth and gently fucking cleaned it.
>>260786410
I drew shit with a sharpie on my psx
>>260787064
>lending your friends anything
I have some serious trust issues due to that happening once. I lent my friend my atomic purple GBC for a week, and he returned it with a huge gash in the side. After that incident, I never lent anything I owned to anyone. Hell, I don't even let people touch my phone or portable consoles to this day.
>>260785028
thanks for cleaning it
>>260787064
>hey it's been a month since you borrowed my game.....can I have it back?
What game?
>>260785028
Wait a minute, did he put it in the washing machine?No, of course he fucking didn't. That's just soap.
>>260786737
>that
>effort
Anon, I think you have brain damage.
>>260786410
>metroid prime sticker
Wait just a god damned minute here...
>>260787240
I remember loaning my DKC3 game and strategy guide to my friend. The game came back in decent enough condition, but the guide was fucked. At least my SMRPG guide came back in decent enough condition.
>>260785028
I lost your gameboy on the bus anon, but my mother told me to give you this, its almost the same :)
>your cd broke my ps2, bro
>>260788094
w-what does the doug button do?
>>260787803
>that
>not effort
Anon, I think you have reddit damage.
>>260786410
>>260787357
What kind of sick mind defaces their property like this?
>>260788094
*unzips doug*
*telecommutes behind you*
*dougs you in the back*
Hmph, nothin' personnel Skeeter...
>>260788232
The real question is what does the Douger button do?
>>260787958
There's a DMC sticker on there too. I think someone was going out of their way with that pic.
>>260788094
>doug
>douger
>>260788301
I was like 12 year old
>>260788298
Maybe one day you'll learn how to use stickers without hurting yourself anon.
>>260788383
>mfw they break Jimmy's legs and his dick
>>260788094
LOL
>>260786410
"WTF I PRESS TA POWER ON, NIGGA?"
"I dunno nigga, try the chinese robot! button"
"NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE ROBOTS!"
>>260789138
Fuck
>>260789138
YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE DOUG
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>>260785028
That's soap in the shap of a cartridge you gayboi.
>>260787417
I lent my atomic purple GBC to a faggot in middle school for a weekend, I dont know how but the faggot got dirt and some brown shit inside the buttons
>>260789138
>>260787450
>Lending things to black ''people''
>>260789138
I see it. I hate this place
>Friend lends me game
>Be really careful with it
>Go deliver it to him in perfect conditions
>Oh anon you can keep it
>lend fleshlight to friend
>gives it back
>here's your fleshlight back, bro
fuck
>>260789714
I can't see Mr. Dink without remembering this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
>>260787357
>psx
Oh shit nigga, you had a psx? I only had a PS
>>260789965
Jesus Christ
His dick must have been huge
You should fuck
>>260789965
REKD DAT PUSSY
>>260790165
I'm not gay
>>260790072
You...bRoKE my GRILL
RuUAAHAA
>>260789284
Good post
>>260789138
fuck you.
>>260789138
>>260786612
>stupid american's
Die.
>>260789758
>Being this /b/
>>260789138
I don't get it.
>>260790647
Go back to bed, buckley.
>>260789138
what the fuck
>Hey bro, here's your game back
>>260785028
...this is soap.
>let friend borrow silent hill & it looks like death when i get it back
>says he scratched it hit it against stuff & stuffed it in the toilet after beating it
>>260790647
>>260789138
>>260790740
>>260790253
Oh I get it now
>>260789138
>>260789138
holy shit dude
>>260790906
how is mushroom pizza related to videogames
>>260790924
He's not wrong.
>>260790205
Not at this rate.
>>260789138
This is unreal.
>>260791005
I want neo/v/ to leave
>>260789284
Underrated Post
I saw you had a fresh carton in the fridge, so I helped myself. Thanks dude.
>>260791103
No, this is unreal.
>>260791138
FUCK YOU MAN
>>260791103
>That filthy nail.
>>260791005
I've seen this pizza almost daily for a week, and everytime I fucking laugh. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>260791130
It doesn't mean anything, does it?
>>260791203
lol
>>260790906
>Not eating the superior jalapeno and pineapple pizza
>>260789138
I HATE YOU ALL
>>260791103
WE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
>Me and friends borrow games back and forth
>We et them back in same condition as they were first borrowed.
>>260789138
>>260789138
I should have never posted this, it's getting too many replies.
>>260791138
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>260791235
>>260791480
Wait, that ISN'T how you open it?
That's how I open anything in a carton...
>>260791494
*lent games back and forth
>>260790906
>putting slugs on pizza
Fucking americunts.
>>260791556
It's intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>>260791103
>Faster -to go faster
>Doug Button- to do every damn thing you can imagine
>>260789138
>>260791556
are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?
>>260789138
>>260791556
okay srs I don't get it. Is it comic panels? Is this a buckley thing?
>>260791650
>slugs
Those are sea otters m8
>>260790935
I lost it.
>>260791749
youre supposed to mash both at once for a faster doug, duh
>>260791628
THERE'S A CAP RIGHT THERE
>>260791753
>>260791797
its an epic meem, bro
>>260791886
>this kills the crab
>>260791103
>we finally know what the Doug button does
>>260791878
Well shit anon. If you try to drink straight from the cap it pours all over your face. The only way to do it is open it from the side.
>>260791886
Imagine if you were a human and you got Douged into that
>>260791442
>pineapple
>anything but subhuman trash tier
>>260787450
Jet Set Radio Future
Kingdom Hearts
Killzone 2
Star Wars: Battlefront 2
>>260792026
>If you try to drink straight from the-
>>260792026
YOU POUR IT IN A CUP
>>260792062
Pls no
>>260792026
No man
Fuck you
That is not okay
>friend borrows my melee disc
>get it back & find the disc stuck to the manual
>find out he came all over it
>>260792062
>tfw you will inevitably become a PS3 before you die
>>260791138
Can someone explain why's so bad about this?
It's just a different opening. Are you guys really that autistic?
>>260792062
>imagine if you were a human
>you were a human
That's some deep mozart shit right there
>>260789138
holy fuck
>>260792089
Alone, yes, but combined with jalapeno it's amazing.
That´s a soap nigga.
>>260788595
When I was twelve, I would beat the shit out my siblings if they so much as scratched my shit, but to write on it? That was a deceleration of war.
>>260789138
Why.
>>260792062
>Imagine if you were a human
>human
THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING, BITCHNIGGA HUMAN?
>>260792298
>tfw ps3manity will still have no games
>>260791103
WHAT THE FUCK DOES DOUGER DO
>>260789138
>>260791705
>>260792645
I hope you decelerated that war at the top of your lungs.
>lend cousin bioshit infinite
>literally 1 year and a half later, get it
even thou the game wasnt that good, for almost fucking 2 years she had it
>Lend neighbor Megaman 64
>Hands it back a month later with the cart split in half
True story
>>260786410
>still owning a PS1 in 2003 at the earliest
what a nerdbomber
>>260793118
was she hot?
>>260792847
Nothing, that's just a shop. The buttons are supposed to be "doug" and "faster"
>>260793118
>she
Let me guess, she loved the game because it's an interactive movie, and she really liked the female character?
>>260789138
>>260793118
she was probably stuck on the puzzle
>friend borrows game
>returns it like six months later
>still in good condition
>but it took them six months to return something that can be finished in less than two days
>>260789284
fucking died
>>260789965
I fucking hate when this happens.
How hard is it to clean up after yourself when borrowing someone's fleshlight or onahole?
>>260791005
because mushrooms ruins delicious pizza
>>260793310
she actually fuckign hated it, and said it was boring and the story was mediocreShes a total bro
>>260793361
Maybe he wasn't able to git gud quickly.
At least he never gave up.
>>260793118
>actually buying Bioshock Infinite
Please post a trigger-warning next time.
>>260793358
There was a puzzle? I played it and didn't use my brain once.
>>260787450
A DS with Mario Kart DS. To be fair, I niggered it from a friend. The guy just out niggered me.
>>260793310
>2 years
>bioshock infinite release date: 2013
>>260793670
wait a minute that card....
You're all going to hate me for this butI'm that "kid" now
>friend leaves his GC controller at my houseI keep it for two years and he brought it up and i was like oh yeah i still have it haha don't worry
>friend lets me borrow KH 1.5 REmixi still have it and it's been two months
>>260789138
I don't fucking get it?!
>>260789138
It hurts to laugh
here's your game back bro. I tried to erase my save but I ended up deleting yours too sorry
>playing game on handheld
>8 year old cousin comes up
>i want to play
>no
>AUNT ANON'S MOM ANON WON'T LET ME PLAY
>anon you share
>ugh fine
>5 minutes later
>Screen basically shattered, game data probably erased
>Oh anon he doesn't know any better!
>>260793814
I counter you boner robin with this guy
>>260793670
hmm.. there was.. uh...
uhhhh.....
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
shit, ive got nothing.
>>260793814
>almost 2 years
>1 and a half years
READ A BOOK NIGGA
>>260793056
I really liked dragon ball as a kid.
>>260793841
Not your fault he never asked for his controller back sooner.
>>260794008
All things considered, that's actually pretty good.
>>260789138
I don't visit /v/ much. What is the original image this is a parody of?
>>260793930
me either but i feel as if i'm missing out
>>260793998
Someone post grumpie dumpies
>>260794031
ugh! and hipsters claim new simpsons are bad
>>260789138
It took me way too long to get this, Jesus.
>>260793998
Ohh fucking kids man
>>260793930
It's about the LOSS of his gameboy anon.
>>260794131
Not queen of /cgl/ good
>>260791808
Did you find it yet?
>>260794182
its really the middle simpsons that are good
>>260794334
>that
>good
>>260794271
heh
>>260794247
the worst thing is the fact that parents become enablers by saying they don't know any better.
They definitely know better. Little kids are destructive little fucks
>>260794334
>that face
>>260789138
For those who don't get it.
>>260789138
I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>260789138
................................
>>260792329
why would you open the side of a carton with a lid?
Now you have a chance of spilling juice that you didn't have before hand BECAUSE THE FUCKING TOP IS OPEN
>>260794571
I hope those faggots die from poisoning
>>260794140
nvm figured it out thanks to
>>260794271
and google
>>260794571
>that poor trinitron
;_;
>>260792026
>>260786410
holy fuck no
>>260794571
No... NOOOO
There was this kyoot boy I had a crush on in high school. He had blond hair and blue eyes. We didn't talk a lot in high school though. Sometime after graduation, during the college years, he got in touch with me again. We started hanging out and after a few weeks he asked if he could borrow $600 for an Xbox 360 and some games. He said he just got a job and could pay me back in a few months. A lot of his paycheck was going to school, car, etc. and he was setting aside some cash for it, but didn't want to wait a long time. So I gave him the money and said he could pay me back in a few months. After he got the money, he stopped talking to me and didn't want to hang out. It's been 4 years and I haven't heard from him since. At first, I thought "maybe he's in a rough financial situation and is afraid to see me because he owes me money". I decided to be a bro and said I would forgive his debts since I didn't want him owing money to ruin our friendship. Turns out, that wasn't the reason. He had been using me from the start. He could tell I was gay for him and just wanted to use me to get money to buy a console. Right in the fucking feels.
>lend dragon dildo to friend
>it comes back with holes in it
>>260789138
>>260793998
Rage of a thousand suns.
Any parent who does this is shit.
>>260794802
it's okay, they don't know any better
>>260795170
fuck off degenerate
>>260795185
These are burns.
>>260794571
I like how the parent is taking a picture like this is actually funny
>>260789138
![1405600441042[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GbUUmtQ.gif "1405600441042[1].gif")
>>260795170
lol didn't read
>>260795512
how the fuck do you burn someone's dragon dildo? if your going to borrow it, at least have the decency to not shove a fucking match into it or what ever the fuck
>>260794638
I still don't get it.
>>260794889
GODDAMN IT
>>260795170
lol fag
>>260789965
>having a black friend.
>The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn’t figure out why he would do this.
>It wasn’t until I asked what he was watching at the time that it all became very clear. He’d been watching “Curious George’s Birthday” which is all about a piñata, and I guess he just wanted to join in on the fun, not thinking that it would actually break the TV. He had just hit a piñata over the weekend for a birthday party, so I guess it was just a little too fresh in his mind.
>>260789284
>>260795170
> He had been using me from the start. He could tell I was gay for him and just wanted to use me to get money to buy a console. Right in the fucking feels.
>Trying to buy love
You and every other thirsty nigga need to fucking quench your thirst.
You fuckers are the exact reason gold digging bitches get their heads pumped up.
Trust me when I say that if a person likes you, you could buy them a burger from Carl Jr's and still smash.
>lend friend a game that he wanted to play
>week or so later ask for the game back
>he looks at me surprised and replies, "I haven't even played it yet though."
What the fuck? Why would you even borrow it in the first place if you weren't going to fucking play it?
>give car to friend so he can attend vidya convention
>here's your car, back. bro
>>260793515Where does she live?
>>260795170
Pay no heed to your repliers, that guy was a dick, and not the good kind.
>Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego’s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won’t be seeing allowance until they’re 30! :)
seriously how the fuck do kids not know shit except for one specific destructive act
>>260793005
>>260795949
POST MORE RETARDED CHILD STORIES
I WISH FOR MY BLOOD TO BOIL
>>260794638
>spoonfeeding newfags
>>260796195
that's not a friend at all
>>260789138
GOD IS DEAD
>>260795949
That's pretty adorable. Did your Onee-chan pay to replace it?
My friend wants me to lend him the MGS4 cd off the legacy edition...should I do it /v/ im afraid hell scratch it, i just got it too almost done with Metal Gear
>>260786737
>>260786410
>hey, heres your dreamcast back. Sorry, I got bored and started painting it
>>260795949
>Sanyo.
He did you a favor.
>>260796403
ok
>Let your kid hold your cell phone to keep him quiet and he will do this … all text is reversed and must now be read in a mirror. Removing the battery does not fix the problem. The boy clearly possesses some evil electronic superpower.
>>260796543
that's pretty cool
Several years ago I had a little flashdrive in my room. It had a little cap on there that made this really satisfying clicking sound when you popped it on.
A little kid came into my room, found the flashdrive, AND STOLE THE FUCKING CAP. THAT LITTLE SHIT.
>I will never hear that satisfying clicking sound again
>>260796543
>dreamcast
here's your reply
Am I the only one who's super autismal about borrowing my friends stuff? I take super good care of my own shit and even better care of others.
I guess its hard for other people huh
>>260796543
that's a fucking 10 out of fucking 10 holy shit
I'd kill to have friends like that
>>260796543
sweet bro... here, borrow this blank canvas I had laying around
>My kids love to throw rocks at my car climb all over it everyday even though they get into so much trouble everyday for it! Well yesterday they finally busted the window out after i shut the door from getting the car seats out it all fell into the backseat but on the plus side i don’t have to see cartoons for 4 days!!
>>260796626
I'm more confused than I am mad. Go back to the blatant anger-inducing ones.
>>260796309
I don't know, kid, why don't you tell us?
>>260796797
Whoops.
>>260789714
Do you have the copypasta for Mr.Dinks?
>>260796894
it's that kind of thing a little kid does. They can't read but they always know a specific set of button presses to delete everything
>>260794571
>yfw it's lead paint
>>260796626
Have you tried weverse?
>>260796626
Honestly, I'm impressed.
>>260796869
>Only 4 days for car damage
Bad parents
thanks for lending me zelda, here's your game back bro
>>260796730
>>260796626
>>260796403
I had a model kit from Batman Returns that me and my dad built together. It was sitting on my window sill and my 5 year old cousin saw it.
>Why don't you play with that one?
>Because it's not a toy, it's very fragile and will break if you touch it.
>I lift it up and shake it to show that I'm not fucking around
>He says okay
>I leave to get him a snack from the kitchen
>the model is in shambles and he's crying his eyes out
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU
>>260796869
Do you american fathers let your child do that? If my kid ever do something like that I'm hitting the fuck out of him untill he learns that thats not ok.
>>260793998
>buy a smart phone
>can play video games
>dont look like a child in public
problem solved. no cousins to bug you to borrow your phone because youre "facebooking", maybe you could even tell a little white lie about how you have a girlfriend.
>>260796195
And this is why plastic bumpers suck ass. Why the fuck do car manufacturers like using plastic bumpers? First of all it cost more money to replace than metal because metal bumpers you can just hammer it back to shape. Second of all more people get killed because plastic bumpers do shit for protection and does more damage to the car body.
Whats next, they completely make a car's body out of plastic so a whole group in the car dies from a weak ass impact?
>>260794889
I use tomorrow so I never get tricked by this.
>>260797265
>I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!
>>260796869
Is this some kind of bait? Four days?
That's the kind of shit that costs you the tip of your finger.
>>260797361
>buy a smart phone
>can play video games
eeeh... Maybe some emulators or something.
>>260797386
>ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT?mmm yes
>>260797386
We need some Arthur_punches.DW.webm up in here
>lend steam account to friend
>suddenly this
FUCK
>>260797551
are you implying snes and genesis games are worst than the shit out currently?
>>260797367
Manufacturers have to cut weight whenever possible to maximize emissions. Blame the billions of people using oil.
>>260797367
>wah why dont I have useless shit weighing my car down
Or do you think bumpers are supposed to absorb impacts?
>>260797386
I didn't even have words man.
He was crying his eyes out and he looked like he felt horrible about it.
So I just took his gaming priveleges away.That made him cry more delicious tears
I never could fix that model though. That hurt more than anything.
>>260797321
wow
That kid is a genius.
>>260797367
The bumper isn't supposed to absorb the damage from a high speed impact, the crumple zones in the frame and body are.
>One evening one of my daughters had diarrhea, so I decided to give her medicine. My mistake was giving it to her while she was still on the toilet because she didn’t like the medicine (drinkable) and threw her head back very hard, breaking the reservoir, the seat top, and the tank cover! She was fine, but I had to seal the crack in the reservoir with silicone until I could go out and buy a new toilet the next day.
