Why does a machine need to moo
Psychological warfare.
That's just kinda the sound they make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww
Why does a tank need such seductive legs?
>>260032632
Rex and Ray models are great, Ray model though I prefer.
Because it has some beef with you
why does a cow need to moo
>>260032632
Ask your mom why she needs to moo and you'll get an actual answer
>>260032812
Cows are very scary.
>>260033048
implying mother is machine or cow?
>>260032632
Why does a machine need such sexy thighs
>>260032869
this anon gets it
>>260032632
>>260032632
can I milk it?
>>260032859
>tfw we'll have IRL metal gears in our lifetime
I don't know whether to be excited or scared.
>>260033186
>that reply + pic combination
Perfect
>>260033101
It's to confuse your enemy first off, so they might think it's just a cow in the distance, and then also to frighten your enemy because there is a fucking moo-ing mecha coming to wreck their shit
>>260032932
>>260033796
Not muscular enough
>>260033101
You better believe they were before humans domesticated them.
>>260032812
>>260033101
>>260033515
makes a lot of sense actually.
>>260033796
give it a big booty so i can fuck it too
>>260032812
This, you see troops,running before laughing octopus even does anything, all she does is laugh
Which scares them
>>260032869
To seduce the enemy
Would you a Metal Gear
>>260033796
Give it a Ray and we're good to go
>>260035638
would
>>260035638
if they make a fulton big enough, sure
you can always use more of those
>>260032632
Because Kojima
>>260033796
Come on, faggot, do it right
>>260035924
if you get too trigger happy with fultons people will just plant metal gears ready to self destruct once they get in your base
>>260032932
lol
>>260033101
There's videos of the Waco siege with FBI/ATF guys blasting Dolphin/Chicken/Cow sounds throughout the night while shinging spotlights in all the windows
>>260033796
Seriously now
Why do the wolves have such sexy asses? I'd fuck Crying Wolf. And I'd non-homosexually fuck Blade Wolf.
>>260033796
You even trying?
>>260032632
the roar raises your stress level
>>260036679
Kojima loves asses.
>>260036679
>>260033796
Alright, we're done here
>>260032859
For some reason this shit made me laugh my ass off.
>>260032632
>KojiPro staff just blew into a cardboard tube to make the noise
>>260037083
/th-theread
>>260037083
Go to bed Ray, you little slut.
Best Metal Gear thread we've had in a while.
>>260032632
Is there porn of this?
>>260037339
Only if you keep me company, REX
>>260037553
>doesn't read thread before posting
truly the worst scum
damn i love robot sex
>This boner I have.
I don't really buy the "psychological warfare" explanation. If you make one set of sounds common across the entire line of machines that just teaches soldiers to recognize and be familiar with them. If you really were out to confuse enemy troops you'd would want to use a whole lot of different noises- some are making cow noises, some others horses braying, some are emitting mechanical screeches, there's a few blasting Holy Diver, one of them is wandering around broadcasting NPR at 150 decibels. Point is you don't keep it consistent, that can only work against you.
Why does a Metal Gear need to be bipedal? I really don't understand the benefits of it over treads.
>>260037770
The gecko wrecks everything it fights against so why wouldn't the shitty guerrillas be afraid when they hear it?
>>260037007
>>260037553
You can clearly see that there is from this thread
>>260037925
It can go anywhere. At least, that's what Granin said.
this is almost as good as jet porn
>>260032632
The Geckos give me the weirdest semi-boner I've ever had.
>>260037925
So it can climb mountains, and tapdance, and feature in questionable robot macro crushing foot fetish fapfics
>>260037925
It can go anywhere a same sizes human can go. You just need to understand that the game physics do not work as the ones in real life ao you sont judge the viability of such machine by reality standpoint.
>>260038021
Because they're like any other tank and can be easily brought down with explosives, at least where gameplay is concerned. If you give soldiers a distinct audio cue that something is coming, that just teaches them to recognize and be prepared for it. If you want to scare them, don't warn them before you attack them.
>>260038493
Jet porn was super shitty since it was just sharks.
>>260038493
>>260032632
Cows mooing is somehow calming for Japanese people.
>>260037770
>NPR at 150 decibels
HELLO AND WELCOME TO CAR TALK FROM NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO
THIS IS CLICK AND CLACK, THE TAPPET BROTHERS, BROADCASTING THIS WEEK FROM THE EDGE OF THE CRATER HERE AT CAR TALK PLAZA
>>260038768
Uh oh. HERE WE GO.
>>260038768
>>260038493
Jets a shit
>>260038712
You're implying this is a bad thing?
>>260038768
I always wondered if these things were actual robots or something else.
>>260039032
Worst one yet.
>>260039057
Yes. If I want to jack it to sharks I will but not when I want plane-like things.
>>260038954
>>260038502
>tapdance
Cute
To make people feel more comfortable around it. Civilians and soldiers are much more likely to trust and cooperate with something they have an emotional attachment to, so adding in animal like features such as vocalisations only helps out the owners of the mech. That's why Siri for example jokes around with you and apologises if it makes a mistake.
Don't forget, it is a basic AI and would benefit from being able to communicate things like "I'm damaged" or "There's an enemy near us" to people around it.
>>260038028
that's literally not even as big as it is ingame
>>260037339
>>260037632
gettin railed
>>260039274
What else they going to do?
>>260039251
WHY DOES IT NEED GLASSES
MY WEENEE IS CONFUSED
>>260032632
It's a stylistic addition for entertainment purposes, you autistic fuck.
>this thread
everytime
jets and metal gears get me way too hard for what they are
>>260038028
>>260032632
Maybe because they were originally designed to be used against indians, to confuse the fuck out of them, but then engineers just didn't feel like changing the sounds
>>260039225
You queer, son?
>>260033796
>>260039727
good thing MGR sunny is non canon
>>260039694
sorry
>>260039876
Sunny x Blade Wolf is still canon.
>>260039983
within rising, I ment that I could fap to her without feeling bad
>>260033101
You're going to tell me you didn't go intob "oh shit mode" your first play through when you heard that fucking sound? I know my ass go into super snake mode trying not to get spotted by them. Then ripper man comes and kills them with the power of dance
>>260039876
>good thing MGR sunny is non canon
I thought all you faggots died out. MGR is canon anon and i'll certainly take the word of the development team and Kojima's over yours.
>>260039426
all kinds of stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoCuIOirZUs
This thread needs more cock
>>260040248
when did he say it was canon
>>260037770
If some fucking huge mech came out of nowhere and just crushed your comrade's skull in with a gigantic cyberfoot while sounding like a beast, it instantly instills a primal fear in you.
Humans are animals afterall. You'll freeze right up.
>>260039876
>MGR
>Non canon
best thread of the day
love you fuckers
>>260037250
Nope, the mixed it together with cow sounds.
>planes
Too soft and biological looking
>>260039892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi4Ty4XaWWM
>>260040328
in some interview before it came out
>>260040328
He said it he considers it a parallel continuation of the events after MGS4, so it's canon until something else replaces it.
>>260040328
Kojima threw his own development team at the project stating "he wants to see what they can do on their own" among other things (google it) and a while ago Kojima stated that he was pleased with the sales figures and hoped for a MGR2.
>>260036706
>kneesocks
>QT314
Goddamn anon.
>>260040226
thanks my boss was walking around and saw this image and he gave me a promotion now i'm a pilot thanks
>>260040428
what the fuck is this
is this trying to imply that jehuty is a futa?cause i don't know how i feel about this
>>260037339
>implying ray would be the sub
>>260037632
But wasn't Ray built to be a Rex killer?
>>260040631
>Drossel
UH OH BONER IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS HERE
>>260040758
>>260040805
>>260040828
but sunny was the perfect daughterfu in MGS4, then they made her a robot fucking slut, although it fits the character.
>>260039371
>>260040710
>i've gotten off the the US Air Force Museum
Jesus
I never knew mechas could be sexy
Thanks vee
What do robots feel like /v/?like salty coins and milk?
>>260040710
Oh sweet, he edited the music back on.
>>260037770
Except you're wrong. This would condition you to think, when I hear "mooo" giant robots come and rip a few of my buddies up. Different sounds wouldn't do this.
>>260040998
Ray was made to hunt down REX copy cats that were being made by everyone and their dog.
>>260041023
See, you have taste
>>260041092
Cold, Hard, and with a taste of oil
>>260032632
Why does Snake need to grunt
>>260040328
it's canon because he doesn't care about doing anything with the MG timeline after 4
>>260040995
Ray got the shit stomped out of it in MGS4, it's the sub anon.
>>260041050
Everyone has to grow up anon, how would your perants feel that you're in a thread about plane/robot porn? now you know how they feel.
Does it make you a furry if you fap to robots?
>>260041163
How would I go about finding more Drossel pictures like this?...For research!
>>260040710
>those aren't fuel tanks at all
>>260040631
The jerky animation between picturesque poses and mechanical whirring is what did it for me.
>>260041256
it hasn't even been that long since MGS4
>>260041189
sounds nice ;_;
>>260041341
No it just makes you a Machinafile.
>>260041341
would you a stranger
>>260041341
Mechasexual
>>260041341
what
>>260041341
I don't see any fur.
>>260041092
Like burnt rubber and ozone.
>>260041346
If the thread gets deleted before I can finish dumping, go ask /toy/
>>260041341
I'm gonna marry Mistral!
>>260040710
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
oh jeez
>>260037770
If you're going to use random noises to make enemies paranoid and/or to hide the presence of it then why bother with the noises at all? Why not make them fear silent moments and never let them know they're about to be crushed to death until it's too late?
>>260033796
Coincidence?
>>260033101
Not as scary as sheep
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>260037770
How about you educate yourself?
>>260041341
>I wonder why's there no porn of Mistral givin' like SIXTEEN handjobs at once
>>260041545
god liquid ocelot was such a likable guy, that part where he runs away after the ray fight is just amazing
bestest robit coming through
it's not a moo, it's compressed nanomachines being let off
>>260040710
>What if you saw a shark girl flying an A-10 girl?
>>260041705
>hooker
huehua
>buy a full set of Drossel figures
>have to stop myself from posing them all in a big robotic lesbian orgy
>>260040710
The music is perfect.
>>260041780
Hurry and post it, don't waste our time with shitty humans.
>>260041664
Silence is when people are most teanse, when they're expecting something to happen in short they're ready for anything but you let them know you're there? use sounds to pinpoint their location and still see them crush enemies with no problem? that's warfare of the mind. Knowing something is coming and there's not a damned thing you can do about it.
>>260041849
wh- whoah
>>260041341
Wait a minute, those two designs are completely different.
>>260040248
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6OGvhlKNzw. You have no idea what Kojima has said.
I am at the start of PW,why the Hummingbird sings?
It's too cute.
>>260041734
But there is.
>>260036679
>fuck Blade Wolf
>fucking the bubbu
LEWD.
>>260041741
If by "likable guy" you mean "inconsistent asshole".
>>260042095
That's only seven.
I think we all underestimate the difficulty of drawing sixteen dicks per page.
>>260041706
this is the true weapon
>>260041132
It also teaches you that when you hear the moo you need to take cover and bring out the heavy weapons. This is a tactic that actively trains the enemy to more effectively counter your forces. Whoever thinks that giving away the position, nature, and size of your forces in exchange for intimidation is an idiot who should never be allowed anywhere near a battlefield.
>>260041664
Pretty much my point exactly. If you want to be tactically effective your main goal should be stealth. If you want to confuse somebody you should use a load of different noises. There is no situation where everybody sounding like a cow all the time is the most effective decision.
>>260040710
>danger zone
>air force jet
you done fucked up now
>>260041706
The sheep are symbolic of BB's rebirth as a demon.
>>260042095
That's a quip from a /v/ sings of her theme, anon. I believe it didn't exist back then.I looked.
>>260042314
>GOLIATH ONLINE
>>260042095
That looks like a page from any old mindbreak/gangbang d?jinshi.
I thought that I had seen the weirdest shit on /b/ but this...
>>260042095
DEAD ON
>>260042480
I know.
>>260041849
drawfags get over here right meow
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>>260042368
Where you going on and on about trained, professional military forces when Geckos were mainly used BY the professionals on rag tag groups of fucktards?
>>260042314REACTOR ONLINEWEAPONS ONLINEALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>>260042551
Hah! Everyone point and laugh at the new kid!
>>260042368
Yeah the vikings were pretty shit warriors.
Have you been in combat son? Loud noises when people around you are dropping have a huge impact on you.
>>260042551
Nigger, do you even /d/?
>>260042092
keep playing
>>260037007
Crying Wolf has a nicer butt, but Blade Wolf is good as well.
>>260042551
You should go back there until you can learn to not be such a little bitch.
>>260042551
Welcome to your first week on 4chan kid, in the coming months you will see shit that will make plane porn seem like the most normal thing in the world and remember, you're here forever.
>>260042587
>Dat song
Can I find Chrysalis song on youtube?
>>260042551
how do you feel about this then. i fap to this daily
>>260032632
because Kojima thought it would be funny that a highly movable machine would mimic a very fat uncouth animal.
![tumblr_mtum7osmDQ1sf8obbo1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FdGck0W.gif "tumblr_mtum7osmDQ1sf8obbo1_400[1].gif")
>>260042587
The watchers!
>>260042930
That's a big girl.
>>260042587
i whistle that all the time
>>260042391
I was going to post an improved verion of that picture, but sadly the filesize is too big.
>>260042950
FUCK YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>260042739
Ok what are these robots? i've seen them for sale and i'm curious about buying one because i like their design but are they from anything exactly or is it just some random robot chic?
>>260041741
>>260042930
Pretty tame.
>>260043101
Read the thread
>>260043102
>pepsiman
finally we're relevant to vidya again
we saved /v/!
>>260041889
Please go right ahead.And then post them here for us to see
>>260042749
robot werewolves need to be a thing in more games
i'm not explaining why, they just do
>>260043053
HUH? WHO SAID THAT?
HQ PLEASE RESPOND
>>260043101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pll0AI5Ow1c
HobbyLink Japan still stocks the Chogokin version
>this thread
>>260043053
how can you post a blank picture like that
>>260043053
How come theres an empty space where your pic is supposed to be
>>260042930
I want to hijack that train and ram it into her vegeta terrorist-style.
>>260043095
I find it hilarious that Caim was dragging her across the world for the sole purpose of showing her off at every town as the bitch who fucked everything up for everyone forever, even if she was under the influence of watchers.
>>260042871
>>260042656
>>260042734
>>260042930
lol faggots. I've been on 4chan for almost a year. It's just that I never had followed /v/ until the whole 5 Guys™ things
>>260043104
God i love that moment
>>260043053
did you mean to post an image or something?
>>260043279
>>260042587
>Robots that sing as they brutally murder you
Delicious
>>260043102
is that pepsiman filled with pepsi or is he made to look like he's filled with pepsi
I'm so confused
would you?
>>260043442
>I've been on 4chan for almost a year.
Someone will respond seriously
>>260043197
The thread is all masturbatory images of robots, planes and little girls. No information about these robots.
>>260043301
Thanks for the vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g. This is how seriously we should be taking Rising.
>>260043442
>I've been on 4chan for almost a year.
It's bait guys, don't bite it.
>>260043053
how did you do that
>>260043442
Then how the fuck do you find planegirls even remotely unique? Hell, how do you even find them arousing?
>>260041889
Why contain it?
>>260043442
This is bait
>>260043463
don't forget this one
>>260043585
If I could figure out how
>>260043585
I don't know, would YOU?
>>260043585
I never understood their thought process when designing the cockpit
Mixing it up with some original design
>>260043585
>>260043585
Only if Jehuty was there too.
>>260041706
Ah, yes--that most dangerous of animals, the clever sheep.
>>260043585
do not fist android girls.tar.gz
>>260043693
he took the bait
Well?
>>260043585
yea
>>260043053
>>260043707
whatever you guys say
![tumblr_inline_n5yubpeQtb1r5eotm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6CVu39Z.jpg "tumblr_inline_n5yubpeQtb1r5eotm[1].jpg")
>>260043585
>>260043903
>>260043840
why not settle for someone with a bit more personality?
>>260043312
GN archer the cutest
>>260043871
You're not my mom, you can't me what to do!
>>260043101
Drossel from Fireball.
>>260044049
you rang master?
>>260043390
Caim is truly a genius
>>260044025
Why did you post aspace truck,anon?
>>260044025
Because I love them all.
guys my penis won't stop pls help
>>260044242
i knew this filename would come in handy someday.
i want to fuck a robot now
just when i thought i couldnt go any deeper
![anarchy-reigns-big-bull-2-character-art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QgPh9Ob.jpg "anarchy-reigns-big-bull-2-character-art[1].jpg")
>>260032932THEY WANTED BEEF? THEY'RE GETTING GROUND INTO OBLIVIONA SYNONYM OF SINISTERTHEIR END IS WHAT I'VE GIVIN 'EM
And back on track
>>260044436
why contain it?
>>260042734
/d/ sucks. It's mostly just futa with a side of diapers, corruption and tentacles. Typical fetish stuff.
>>260044436
stick it in a cow blindfolded, pretend it's a gekko
