Ä??SH???????????L???????E????????????? Is a good game character don't you think so /v/?
I love her
I'm going to marry Ashley!
I????????? ?????????????w?????????????a?????n?????????t????????????????? ??????????t????????o?????? ??????????i??????????????m????????????p??????????r??????????????e??????????g???????????????n??????????a???????????t?????e????????????? ????????????????A??????????????s???????h???????????l??????????????e???????????y?????????????
>>258944975
its shit
Would you an Ashley?
>>258944975
No one ever talked about her till the Smash reveal
youve ruined my waifu's rep on /v/ so badly that threads about her are deleted on site. good job, shitposter. you accomplished what you set out to do.
let it rest.
>>258946615
>2014
>Not already having married Ashley
Can't wait to see the kids
>>258946615
No, you're going to die alone because Ashley is a video game character.
Just kill yourself and make the world a better place. No one will miss you.
>>258947019
Say that again
>>258946880
>I????????? ?????????????w?????????????a?????n?????????t????????????????? ??????????t????????o?????? ??????????i??????????????m????????????p??????????r??????????????e??????????g???????????????n??????????a???????????t?????e????????????? ????????????????A??????????????s???????h???????????l??????????????e???????????y?????????????
Me too anon, me too
>>258947180I'd be weary of Nigel if I were you.
I think wariowares a really good game its a good puzzle game and kicks the shit out of game and watch
recommended.
>>258944975
its shit
Miracle of the universe
>>258949181
I want to rub my face on her cunny
>>258949352
>cunny
easiest way to spot an actual pedophile
>>258947053
HNNGGGG
>>258949352
What's cunny?
Which one, /v/?
Is there a lot of her in the DS games?
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
Don't need to learn her name, she's an ASS-IST!
Summoned, invincible, only puts one move in motion
It's more than you deserve, perverted pigs
I want to lick her feet
>>258949689
>Underage faggot detected
Fuck off and go to bed!
>>258950169
>sexualizing ashley
>>258950169
2lewd!
>>258950347
it doesnt even rhyme asshat
I prefer Mona. Touched wasn't even a good game anyway.
>>258950407
Even better, he should kill himself instead.
I would fuck her so good
>>258949531
>>258950349
>Those legs
>Those stockings
What I wouldn't give to rub my dick all over them
>>258950758
>would
I already fuck your mom last night.
>>258950347
>Not Assist Trophy which begins with a A and ends with an Y
Come on man.
Why is she so cute?
>literal Miiverse children wanted her
Congrats, she's one step above requesting Goku.
>>258950656
Mona's criminally underrated. Heck, not even just her. Fucking witch stole everyone's spotlight.
I would drink her pee
its a good game and I like its mini-games
I also like how it speeds up sometimes and stuff.
>>258951186
ayyyyyyyyyyylmaosist trophies
>>258951631
Nectar of life.
>>258951776
pls no lewd
please do not sexualize ashley.
I want to lick her navel, neck, feet and legs.
>>258951493
>My face when Dragon is actuallya lesbian
YOU LEARN SO MUCH BY BEING THERE
Fuck off you pedophiles.
>>258951368
>>258951898
I think it's already too late for that.
>>258947287
It's SHIT, fucking faggot.
You pedophiles are fucking disgusting and if i ever met one if you in real life i'd smash your fucking skull in.
ITT: Pedophiles that deserved to die.
>>258952334
What did you say?
>>258952614
Capitalize your letter I's.
>>258952614
You appear to be upset.
She's the light of my life!
>>258952783
you appear to be a piece of shit
>>258952690
Kill yourself :^ )
>>258952448
Please do not sexualize ashley.
she is pure and these picture are not allowed itt please
>>258952614
Why so mad, aniki?
>>258952998
because you pedophiles are pieces of shit that don't deserve to walk this earth
Ashley a cute
>>258953134
>>258952998
>>258952679
>>258952614
>>>/pol/
I'm going to kill Red!
>>258953273
kill yourself you waste of fucking space
>>258951368
I want to tear her pantyhose apart using only my teeth
>>258953289
I dont really think you mean it. Like sure, he gives you a had time but you can always use him instead for ingrediants right? hes universal it seems in that respect at least
>>258953289
I love her so much
>>258953616
kill yourself you fucking pedophile
>>258953408
Evaluate your existence. You are commenting angrily at a fan-fag thread involving warioware/ashley etc.
If you have a problem with video games then you should leave /v/
>>258953715
>>258953728
this isn't video games you fucking waste of skin, it's a bunch of pedophiles jacking off to a little girl
>>258953934
She's not real anon, despite how much you or I may want her to be.
>>258953934
im sorry but this is video games and can we please allow a proper discussion here instead of trying to actively derail it with shit posts?
>>258953934
>jacking off to a video game character
FIXED
Now get the fuck back to dumblr, landwhale
>>258954151
no fuck off i'll derail this shit all i want, i'll keep telling you pedophiles how big of pieces of shit you are until you hopefully kill yourself and make the world a better place
>>258953934
>>258954309
I've never seen anyone try this hard.
>>258953564
I'm going to fuck Red!
>>258954151
>>258954290
>>258953897
>Anons keep replying to the faggot.
We could have a good time and talk about Ashley and leave him screaming at nothing, but no, you just had to fucking reply to him, didn't you?
Well, good job.
>>258954151
>shitposts
>this thread
Make me want to break your neck.
>>258954386
i literally hope you get cancer and die you pedophile piece of shit
I'm in love with Ashley!
Holy shit, are you all pedophiles or what? Like, I'm not even kidding, that's a little fucking girl. What the shit? Fap to a grown woman or something.
>>258954663
ok
I want to french kiss her
ashley is cute and the wario ware series is cute. I like it.
>>258955304
this is dumb and you should feel bad. videogames are here. if kengura threads allows then this is sure as hell allowed.
hnnnnnnngh
I like Ashley's black hair and red eyes.
>>258954672
>that's a little fucking girl.
>drawn fictional character
I don't into chrilden or loli, but I mean, c'mon. A drawing isn't a kid.
>>258955329
I want to use a guillotine to cut your head off.
>>258955542
this isn't video games, you're not talking about a video game
>>258955542
Why would you talk to a shitposter, Anon?
He probably didn't even report.
She's cute.
I imagine she'll be pretty hot once she grows up.
>>258955556
no bully
talk about wario ware and/or ashley and stop tryin to tank this thread.
>>258955717
I'm sorry, it's a drawing OF a little kid, with itty bitty fucking mosquito bites. I hate it when people pull that "IT'S A DRAWING" bullshit, you're still fapping to what is clearly a child!
>>258955826
Every waifu thread, every loli thread, there you are being autistic.
>>258955647
Fuck you
>>258955717
>hurrr it's just a drawing
no fuck off it's still a child you're sexualizing you fucking pedophile
>all these post
i didn't realize we were on /jp/
>>258955763
we would if people'd stop trying to derail this thread man.
you're not helping either.
>>258955948
posts like this arent discussion please talk about the game and not ashleys body. no bullying and sexualization allowed itt
>>258956149
its a friggen vidya game.
not just some random fap-fest.
>>258956171
>no sexualizing
>this entire thread is about sexualizing a little girl
kindly kill yourself
>>258955717
Says the disgusting creep that probably hangs around toy stores perving at the little girls.
>IT'S JUST A DRAWING!
Gateway fap.
>>258956038
Okay, fine, I'll go.
Ashley lay down on the bed, lifting up her skirt for me, and I took my position between her legs. I took in the sight of my beloved little girl; she looked up at me adoringly.
So I did it. Trying my best not to hurt her, I tried to insert my cock into Ashley. Steeling my nerves, I pushed harder and was rewarded when I felt myself push past her lips and pop into her warm tunnel. Ashley shut her eyes tightly but otherwise gave no indication of discomfort or pain, so I continued to push in. When I was all the way in to the hilt, I stopped and assessed the situation. Her pussy was incredibly tight and warm; the walls of her canal squeezed at my cock, inviting it to deposit it's load. I wanted to start thrusting in and out immediately, but first I asked "Are you okay, Ashley? Does it hurt?" Ashley opened her eyes and shook her head. I wasn't entirely convinced that she was enjoying it yet, but I decided it would be okay to press on.
>>258956435
oh wow stop posting anytime
>>258956085
sorry i make it up to you
Good girl
>>258956495
Ashley is a part of WarioWare, Anon.
What does her cunny smell like?
>this thread
No wonder /v/ is a shithole.
>>258956795
the only part of warioware anyone here even cares about
which is exactly why she's just an assist trophy
>>258956918
/r/gaming
WOTYAY
>>258956331
>Dat projecting
Do you have something else you want to say?
Ashley is a lewd girl
>>258957359
Not him, but yea I want to smash your face in if we ever meet in real life.
Who's that girl living next door in the haunted mansion?!
>>258957480
>sexualizing
Heh I hope the people who are loud about "pedos" get their current/future kid abducted and molested. When that happens, they'll think back on my post right here and break down.
>>258947053
Delicious
>>258957706
>Dat nopan
Oh man oh man
>>258957782
>>258957359
Yeah, kill yourself you dirty fucking paedo cunt
Id like to talk about warioware please
>>258957782
Edgy gets thrown around alot here, but this is 100% edgelord material. We're talking Kill La Kill or Donte levels of edginess.
>>258957782
>Implying anyone is going to remember anything about you
>Implying you'll even make a fucking mark at all in the annuls of time
>Implying you won't just fade away, unnoticed, unloved, and decomposing. Not even an obituary to mark your passing.
Would you hug an Ashley?
>>258958213
Ok, talk about it.
>>258957660
go ahead sweetcake, keep in mind i could legally kill you in self defense.
>>258958193
>
>>258957782
Dude she's fictional.
>>258958281
KlK isn't really edgy.
I don't think a Anime based on ripping the clothes off of your opponents as a finishing move can be edgy in anyway.
Plus 50+% of the characters are lul-so-randumb on a level that makes Gurrenn Lagann look like it's actually good.
It's shit for other reasons, believe me, but it's not edgy.
Pedos on 4chan of all places!
Now I've heard everything.
Someone alert the press.
>>258957782
>implying that I'll have kids
I wish “Killing Pedophiles” was a holiday.
>>258951368
Fuck
>>258958817
I agree. We should have more holidays themed around killing people with mental illnesses.
Top tier waifu
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=45455329
For the rest...
>>258958932
Hopefully you got a real heart attack, fucking pedophile.
>>258958817
I didn't give you permission to reply to me, dipshit.
>>258959151
M-mmmmmmmm mai diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>258959096
H o t
O
T
The more I see of her the more I want to lewd and love her tenderly at the same time.
It's a weird feeling.
>>258959296
>>258959384
THAT'S JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL
>>258957480
THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE
>>258959151
Now we're talking
If i ever met any of you sick neckbeard fucks in real life i'd smash yoru fucking skull in
This guy is dedicated. Good luck ridding 4chan of pedophiles. You have a long battle ahead of you.
I hope you have enjoyed your first week here.
I wonder what this guy would have done back in the day when 4chan had real cp threads.
>>258959151
Disgusting...more please
>>258959951
Meet me in real life you piece of shit ill fucking do the world a favor and murder you
If I ever met any of you meatbag fucks I'd smash your face into one of my spare suits
op here but I have to stress two rules of this thread:
no bully
no sexualization
please talk about ashley or the game,,, no bullying or lewd thoughts allowed.
>>258960334
fuck off you piece of shit
>>258960334
You've come to the wrong place if you seriously think either of those things are going to happen.
>>258947736
Nigels gr8
Anon took a step close and hugged Ashley tightly to him, his own sex poking her in the stomach. “Are you sure you want to do this?”
Anon lifted her up and lay her down on the bed. He pulled her dress up to expose her cute, slender legs and dripping sex. His knees nudged her legs apart and he leaned in close, his weight pinning her to the soft bed.
She could smell herself on his breath. Instead of waiting for him to ask, she tried kissing him, pressing her mouth to his and tasting herself. It seemed to be enough, as Anon began to line himself with her entrance. He ground against her, covering his length in her fluids before pressing into her.
Ashley groaned, unintentionally breaking their kiss with a loud moan. He was bigger than she thought, and he stretched her, almost painfully so.
Ashley clung to her man, squeezing him tight. She buried her face in the crook of his neck and bit his shoulder – not hard enough o draw blood, but she'd leave him a mark. His hands stroked her hair soothingly, and after a minute or so, their hips touched, his entire length filling her.
What's your favorite WarioWare game?
I really liked Shake It. The microgames all have specific gestures. My favorite one was The Mortar and Pestle.
You still here moralfag who wants to kill me?
I have a question. If you are so concerned about the welfare of fictional kids, what about real kids?
Do you buy products from companies that exploit, injure and kill third world children to increase profits?
>>258961172
The original. It felt the purest. Never did play Twisted though.
>>258961145
>>258961172
>Shake It
>WarioWare
You sure you're not referring to Smooth Moves?
gg on charging people for bs captcha passeage. takes like 5 fucking tries to even post
im not ever going to pay your bullshit "Pass" thing
I want Ashley to sit on my face
I want to gently massage her cute breasts
>>258961727
its caphca or spam.
no one fucking cares what you do
>>258962696
Stop it. Ashley is way too cute to lewd, even if my dick wants it.
>>258961651
Fuck you're right. Smooth Moves is my favorite.
Shake it is a different Wario favorite of mine.
>>258961172
>mfw Shake It killed Wario Land
>>258962696