Why is it that Flandre can't go outside?
She is too cute.
Because she's a mentally stunted 495 year old with the mentality and body of a 9 year old while having the power to
>DESTROY EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING
>>258850919
but she can control it. she could just not kill everything.
>>258851631
That's what I'm asking. Why does she not go outside?
>>258851312
I dunn what kinda 9 year old girls you know but all the 9 year old girls I know would instantly destroy everything if they were given the power t do so.
>>258851631
S'cool.
>>258852454
She's not 9, she's 495 years old.
>>258852624
Yeah I don't care what you think about her body I'm just saying her mentality isn't comparable to the 9 year old girls you know.
Because
Flandre can destroy anything she wants, which is truly a frightening ability with no real weaknesses. By moving the "eye" of the object, where the tension is highest, and by attacking this eye, she is able to destroy the target. She is able to move the "eye" of. anything into the middle of her hand, then she pours her power into it or in other words, she crushes the "eye" and unconditionally destroys the target with just a squeeze.She states that everything has an "eye" and that she has those "eyes" in her hand. She destroyed a meteor with a single hand and without touching it, where Flandre stated that she "went squeeze and it went boom.
>>258852793
why can't she destroy whatever is keeping her inside?
>>258852286
Yes. Let it all burn. Let the world shake in its boots! The wielder of Laevatein shall usher in the Ragnar?k!
>>258852882
She's gay for her sister and she stays inside because of her.
>>258852882
She has a lot of respect for her older sister
Because the outside sucks, she'd rather stay inside and play vidya gaems all day erryday
Also, fuck Remi, the bitch grounded me for 500 years
Who the fuck even does that
>>258850919
>You will never be a mentally stunted immortal with the mentality and body of a 9 year old girl while also having the power to destroy everything and anything, who gets to stay inside forever
>You will always be a mentally stunted average age year old with a body to match and no power whatsoever
>>258853660
god is truly evil.
Whoa are we really having a real discussion about Flandre on /v/. What the fug man are you all high or something, cheeses man.
I want to ____ Flandre!
>>258854005
>wed
did.. did you say.. wed?
Because jealous oneechan
All this shit about flandre reads like badly done fanfiction, no wonder people who don't play touhou like her.
>>258852927
THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME
>>258854549
It's ZUN confirmed
>>258854665
![1340772638167[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RgXYTPg.png "1340772638167[1].png")
>>258854665
>>258853006
That didnt stop her from shittalking remilia to the tengu newspapers
>>258855169
I miss old /jp/
>>258855448
Man, out of all boards, /jp/ still changes the least.
>>258850484
She's very powerful and emotionally unstable so she's kept inside for both her own safety and everyone else's.
someone post the run one
>>258855386
Remilia's power really isn't all that impressive. She just sees that something happens, and then she says, "See that? I fated that to happen".It's finally happened. /v/ is becoming /jp/, god help us all
go back to /jp/
>>258856786
>>258851631
Welp, time to dig that album out of the loft and listen to it again.
>>258857206
are those nipples in the second panel
>>258857206
m-more? im stuttering here
>>258857206
>peeping on your daughter
shame on you /v/
>>258857438
so what will happen to /jp/ when kancolle takes over touhou and no one in japan gives a shit about it anymore
Reimu is cute!
>>258857765
>when kancolle takes over touhou and no one in japan gives a shit about it anymore
>>258857765
>kancolle
Why do people even LIKE this garbage. The thing is a fucking MOBILE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
>>258850919
This. She likely doesn't even know that she's been fed human flesh by her big sis over the past centuries. She likely doesn't even know that she's not really human anymore.
>>258850484
Same reason any olde aristocratic family would keep their retards locked in the attic, tower, or basement:
To keep the world from knowing about them, and to keep the retard from going on a stupidity-influenced murder spree.
And yes, Flandre is a retard. She cannot feed herself, and has no concept of reality around her.
>>258858069
Grindy fapbait.
Now add microtransactions to that
A fucking gold mine
>>258857765
KanColle is a flash in the pan.
ZUN will continue to make Touhou games, even if he loses his fans. He loves making Touhou that much. And as long as new Touhou stuff keeps coming out, the fandom will never really diminish.
Hell, it's practically a religion, I wouldn't be surprised if the Touhou fandom outlived it's creator.
>2hu is now digital
>>258857749
good comic. funny.
>>258859295
they should sell touhou games at ebgames, i would buy them.
>>258859295
why is 2hu reclining?
>>258860273
Not enough wan wan
>>258860273
Because she's tired of the world's shit and just wants to take it easy.
>>258860273
once you worked hard enough, you can sit back and relax.
>>258850484
>Being a fucking secondary
She goes outside and destroys a meteor in one of the mangas faggot
>>258855169
>>258858604
What if ZUNs son continues making the games after ZUN dies and they allare ten times better than all of the ones ZUN made?
>>258861402
>Implying a Half Human/Youkai Liver can chug down all the beer that ZUN consumes to make 2huI'd still love to see if his son picks up an interest for awhile, hell the kid might even get to make a 2hu or two for his old man
>>258861402
What if ZUN's son is like "sorry dad, fuck touhou, I'm going to be a DJ"
>>258861402The catch is, most of the main characters get married to some handsome men and have children. Said children are now the protagonists of ZUN's son's games.
>>258850484
Because she's mentally unstable. Which may or may not be because of being practically locked up for hundreds of years but still, unstable.
>>258856104
Pretty sure it's implied Remilia is in fact not in control of her powers, at least not in a way that's reliable for her. If it was it would be impossible for her to lose as it's essentially S in Luck where everything would go her way, always.
>>258862068
That's like saying Yukari shouldn't lose ever because her powers have limitless potential
>>258862930
Really, without detailed explanation we're stuck guessing just how powerful a 2hu can be.
>>258861698
What if he sold the rights after ZUN passes on?
>>258850919
Don't forget that she can also make copies of herself that have the same firepower.
Remi does the world a favor by keeping a monster like her locked away.
>>258862930
Yukari is however known to be a goddamn lazy as fuck slacker and loves to fuck with people for the sake of fucking with them.
Also there's what >>258863143 says.
>>258860875
>one of the manga
Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red isn't a manga you fucking secondary faggot.
>>258863553
Speaking of Manga I loved how in Inaba Reisen snuck out of the party at the SDM and was chased around by Flan who spurgged out for no reason.
>>258863553
>Implying I am a secondary faggot
What am i supposed to call it then?
Just a book?
>>258864397
Yes, BAiJR, PMiSS, tGoM, and SoPM are all books.
Fanbooks actually, though I have no idea why they're called that when they're official material.
>>258864982
Made "for" fans. Lots of eroge f.ex. get official fan disks.
How come everyone's been throwing around "Secondary" as an insult recently?
>>258867487
>Recently
Are you new?
>>258867487
>Recently
Secondaries have been around for ages, Anon.
>>258867487
Secondary scum
Good morning.
Daily reminder that SakuRin is perfect.
Some SakuRin reading essentials
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4019
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/615715?tags=parent%3A615715
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4050
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3181
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2045
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1786
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1483
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1493963?tags=morichika_rinnosuke+izayoi_sakuya
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1911
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/5392
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/987072
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3293
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/400560?tags=asamura_hiori+izayoi_sakuya
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7787
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6173 (Warning NSFW)
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7452
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8528
You're welcome!
>>258869254
>shipping
Retard alert
>>258869636
sup newfag
Remember
>>258869829
>still shipping
>>258870169
plz no
>>258869254
That's a /jp/ tier post right there.
>>258867789
>>258867816
It's true though, people have been using it as an insult much more often than normal. I don't even think half of the people who say it know what it means.
She'd cause Third Impact.
>>258872193
Is this a "subtle" >>>/jp/ post?
>>258872549
A few months ago I almost never saw people say secondary in these threads
>>258873008
I really need to start playing that game (games?).
Satori, Koishi and their pets are the best.
>>258873303
I think there are three now, and two translated.
>>258873462
Chireiden crew best crew.
>>258869829
>shipping
>>258874118
Satori, Utsuho for Hopeless Masquerade update when?
>>258875973
okuu already was in soku, and satori is just too close to koishi. And dont even dare touch dancing orin, she's glorious. I'd be up for yuugi wrecking shit though
Does datRemiliagame have an extra?
>>258855448
The fire rises.
>>258878587
>Her eyes show emotion
0/10
Yukari and Yuuka are easily the most delicious touhous
prove me wrong, fargots
>>258878830
They look pretty dead to me. Also Payne did show emotion.
>>258857801
>queen liz silently judges
>>258877187
In terms of powers, though, they're pretty radically different. Yeah, they're both "mind" powers, but Satori has the ability to copy abilities that her opponent has seen before; she's to insular to have much of a motive to join, mind, but the problem doesn't lie with the mechanics or a similarity with Koishi, I feel.
>>258862930
Yukari literally CHOOSES when to lose in order to preserve the suspense of the story. All the world is a stage, and she is an actor.
>>258881068
There's already a copying power
Why is Flan pissed off?
>>258873959
One translated. The second game's translation project is dead last I checked. It was giving too much of a hassle that people just kinda gave up.
>>258882813
Because she's not best touhou.
>>258857749
MARIO IS A NIGGER
Tell me about the dog, why does he jump through the hoops.
Reminder to report and hide any momijposters.
Momiji and momijiposters are the awooooorst.
Stop the awoooooooopocalypse.
>>258855541
So it's always been slow and full of passive agressive anons who constantly spam unfunny /jp/ memes?
>>258882148
>>258881068
I think there's a differance on how both Satori and Mamizou use copy powers.
Mamizou copies her target, while Satori uses spellcards that her target has encountered. Like she used Kaguya's spellcard for Aya or whoever reimu/marisa teamed up with in SA.
Also Another key difference, from what I've played as Koishi, is that her moves are set up automatically because of her subconsious schtick. I can easily see Satori as a more 'direct' version.
>>258888794
No. It used to have posters who contributed. But they all left over the years due to rampant shitposting. And shitposting is all what remained on /jp/ to this day.
>>258889974
>But they all left over the years due to rampant shitposting.
Wrong. They all killed themselves.
>>258890148
Prove it.
>>258890373
All good anons go to /jp/ to eventually die and go to Gensokyo.
>>258890494
I wonder if someone tried that. There must've been at least one person.
>>258890494
>Falling for Yukari's bait
Those fools
>>258890494
Does that picture really work? Has someone tried it who can confirm?
>>258891080
It creates mustard gas that will kill you, yes.
>>258891080
It works wonders! I'm employed at the Scarlet Devil Mansion now and am writing from a computer the head maid got from the Kourin shop. I'll be accompanying Meiling at the front gate today while waiting for you if you decide to come join us!
>>258891574
>>258857801
Reimu is a fucking racist.
>>258892659
Depends on how you look at it.
>>258853407
Teacher!!!
Discuss
>>258850484
She can destroy anything and everything but she's too immature to realize it.
So i did all that portal stuff and now all i see are trees. Lots of trees. Feels like the middle of goddamn nowhere.
As for this post, somehow there's a signal my phone's picking up, i don't know. I'll say magic and be done with it.
Now what the fuck do i do?
>>258894838
>>258877774
brb rewatching code geass r2
>>258895447
find a silly hat and shoot little girls
>>258895447
Try to find the human village.
Oh, and stay away from pic related, contrary to what some people say, she does not love you so much as she loves how you taste.
>I'll never comb a kitsune's tail
well time to prepare that portal
>>258895803
Stay away from any youkai, you mean.
>>258896053
Well some won't mess with you unless you mess with them first, but don't go assuming that's that standard.
>>258877774
That image dated but disturbingly accurate.
Thank god all the NEET shit left.
>>258896383
Really? Does this mean /jp/ is good now?
>>258896367
Not outsiders; outsiders are open season, as it were. Free game.
>>258896612
Depends, do you like ironic memes?
>>258895972
>>258896739
No. I haven't been on /jp/ since the janitor tried to salvage the board by leaving only the front page, but I see that nothing has changed.
>>258896053
I might think that twice
>>258895803
Easier said than done for both things, everything looks the same.
Well the mushrooms are different atleast. Plenty of those around. Other than that, just more trees.
Would you pet a Rumia?
>>258897023
If you want to make way to the portal easier then you are doing a damn good job.
>>258897437
Probably not.
>>258897437
No, she'd bite my arm off.
>>258897437
Only if I was a youkai
>>258898014
Practice magic.
>>258898124
how do you do that? except of smoking a joint of course
>>258897235
>boy
>in gensokyo
What
>>258898632
There's a handful.
Hell, even one of the moonbitches is married.
>2hu thread on /v/
>no discussion of gameplay
I want secondaries to leave.
>>258898992
Both are, as I recalled.
>>258899015
SA is bullshit.
>>258899015
What is there to discuss? Which game had the best mechanic introduced?
Actually let's try that.
>>258898632
>>258895387
Flandre understands exactly what she can do, she just lacks empathy or any kind of ability to appreciate the long term consequences of her actions
>>258899261
HM.
Flandre is the Hulk if the Hulk were a magical flying loli vampire
>>258898992
I just assumed that she was gay married to another girl. That must be legal in Gensokyo.
Will there ever be a Touhouvania 3?
>>258898632
he's lost
>>258899726
Both Warasukis are married to one of Erin's grandnephews.
/jp/ what are you doing here
>>258900163
I like the one where Suwako fucked that kid because she was jealous of Cirno.
>>258898992
So is Seiga
>>258900598
You're talking about "Gary Stu and that one time he fucked literally everybody within a 5 mile radius of him", right?
>>258900618
Really?
Hmm, I'll have to look that up.
>>258900827
I think it's been a while since I read it.
How exactly does one become employed at the Scarlet Devil Mansion?
>>258901015
First you must: >>258900404
>>258901015
It must be pretty easy, considering they hired a lazy idiot to guard the gate.
>>258900158
No. All the plot points left from the first game were resolved in the sequel.
>>258901015
sucking a lot of dick.
Specifically, Sakuya.
>>258901390
Sucking Sakuya's dick?
>>258900404
ahaha
fuck ;_;
>>258901015
Would you seriously want that?
What possible benefits would come of it instead of finding your own lot in life?
>>258901015
You better be a hot-blooded individual if you want to work inside the mansion.
>>258901679
Would you seriously want to continue working for your current boss, assuming you have one, instead of working for Remilia-sama?
>>258901679
The only thing I can see is hanging out with Meiling; which you can do without getting employed there anyways.
Maybe getting access to the library? You could probably learn magic there. Maybe even learn how to become a magician youkai and extend your lifespanand hopefully become a little girl too.
>>258901324
Do you need another ass whooping, bitch fish?
>>258901015
I'd rather Chireiden.
why are they all shotacons? when they aren't futa raping yommu they are raping little boys
>>258901570
Why else do you think she likes china?
>>258901015
They will take literally anyone
>Meiling can't guard for shit anyone worth guarding, basically becomes an entertainer later since all she can do is beat humans in martial arts
>Hundred of fairy maids who are so incompetent that do more harm than good, Sakuya have to work for all of them.
>Disgusting hobgoblins who main use is basically make porn doujins of SDM
>Pretty sure the three fairies worked there for a while
>Your favorite 2hu will never come back
>They will forever be "that one boss in that one game" and will only ever be officially known for thatAt least it's not PC-98
>>258902714
How does it feel to be responsible for 95% of all Rumia posts on /v/?
>>258902635
Isn't her sack full of goblins now ?
Please.
There are plenty of others around, they either lurk or don't always post with Rumia.
>>258902868
She would feed you to the Youkai anyways.
![1149e2bd733bc9f222075b6cc567d310[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ls0LLjO.jpg "1149e2bd733bc9f222075b6cc567d310[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmax3yEZX58
>mfw
>>258903068
Meant for
>>258902903
>>258903068
That's why I said 95%, those other guys are the 5%.
I like Magical Anatomy.
>>258870169cutest shit i ever read/watched
>>258903540
>anatomy
How did I manage that, Magical Astronomy.
Izanagi Object is good too.
GUYS FOR A FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO HERE.
I took my sleeping pills and now strange things are happening. I was reading this >>258902868 doujin and it started to move, LITERALY FUCKING MOVED.
I'm not even.
like it was a gif the characters started moving holy shit they are doing it again.
>>258870169
>>258903557
It wasnt, i didn't think it was really cute or anything at all, 0/10 didnt even feel.
>>258903839
Yukari's coming, Anon.
Brace yourself.
>>258872193
>/z/
everytime
>>258903839
You're opening a portal, friend.
I suggest taking more and try to stablize it!
>>258903839
Quick start reading all of the doujin before you pass out. Time to get spirited away!
>>258903839
You're not reading a doujin, anon. That was them. You're traveling through the portal now. You should be there soon.
>>258903839
Join the Sealing Club!
Alternativly, put in a good word for us with Yukari-sama.
>>258899379
jumping downwards is hardly a good mechanic
>>258903839
I hope you get a better starting point than i did, i'm still fucking lost in what i can only assume is miles of forest.
Anyone got a suggestion on how i can figure out where exactly this even is? It's just trees and mushrooms with the occasional shuffling sound. Probably just some forest animal.
>>258898992
But they're on the moon, not Gensokyo.
>>258903915
I hope you're not baiting.
>>258904621
AND ANON WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN
>>258904621That was no animal.Fly, you fool!
>>258903954
>>258904048
>>258904051
look I started out this as joke, but now I'm super fucking serious.
And always took the tables when I was in bed so I didn't noticed it. But now I took it ealrier so when I'll go to bad sleep immediately. But now it has some side-effect or something because I saw this >>258903194 and I enlarged this and she was tilting her head and looked like she was breathing. I'm not even making this up I fucking see this.
I type like a motherfucker because I dunno how much time i have before I pass out.
HOLY FUCK EVEN THE REPLY WINDOW DOES THIS, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
Did anybody read the touhou manga?
>>258898124
>becoming a magician
>not a tengu, oni or even a satori
>>258905228
I'm also serious, Anon.
Yukari has chosen her next victim.
Just accept your fate as lunch for some Youkai.
>>258905245
Which one? SSIB? WHH? The Fairies one whose name I can't remember, Strange something Nature Diety?
>>258905318
>tengu
Good luck, Aya is a cunt.
>oni
they'd eat you
>Satori
Is that even possible?
>>258905452
at least how her your dick in protest
>>258905547
SSIB I gave up on reading because it wasn't that interesting. Should I finish it?
>>258905452
apart from 2hus I really feel damn fucked, everything on the monitor is moving randomly, head started to hurt.
>>258905245
I did
Inaba is great
>>258905840
yeah, has a decent plot
fuck moon bitches
>>258905849
get some sleep, anon
>>258905840
I liked it well enough, might as well finish it to say that you did read it. It's a bit of a slow start though, I will give you that.
>>258905318
>>not a tengu, oni or even a satori
I hope you like bloodbathes, I never read anything about humans turning into tengus or satoris. The only way to become an oni is to go full Khorne berserker.
>>258906158
gonna do that.
well I really feel dizzy even if it has just the side effect from a pill, I tried to make straight steps forward but I was unable to.
It felt really funny yet shocking.
I hope it'll be a time when I can open a real one...
bye thread it was a good experience overall.
>>258905318
You can't become any of those retard.
>>258905006
But i'm still here, friend.
>>258905040
What else could it be? Oh and thanks on the map, though even then i have little idea where i even am.
Also i can't fly.
>>258906760
There's always hoping that The Judge grants you Reincarnation and you end up a Youkai in Gensokyo if Wizardry or becoming some other kind of Youkai doesn't work.Worst case scenario, you become a Nigger in Africa.
>>258905245
Forbidden scrollery has really good art, i'm loving it. I read somewhere the artist is a high school girl. I hope is true. Plus it made me like akyuu, kosuzu a cute.
Kasen manga is interesting.
Inaba is fun but not exactly canon.
I read the one with the moonbitches just to see how shit they are. They aren't, they were just boring just like the story. Although the last chapters are fun.
Didn't bother with the fairies one.
>>258907283>Worst case scenario, you become a Nigger in Africa.Ebola-chan 2hu when?
>>258906850
>Also i can't fly.
It's an expression. I mean RUN NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE
>>258907470Yamame already controls disease in general, so it might be unlikely.
>>258907697
>implying the next incident won't be started by ebola-chan
>everyone getting sick
>even eirin can't cure this shit
>Patchouli dies
>>258907697
>>258905245
I've read most of them, just not all the chapters of the ongoing ones.
I also bought SSiB to learn japanese.
>>258902635
Meiling is canonically a good guard, or at least good enough to keep out weaker youkai.
And the three fairies basically snuck in and stole some maid outfits.
>>258901015
They're pretty much always looking for more employees, since most humans are too afraid to go work there.
>>258907336
>Inaba
Fuck, how could I have forgotten to mention that one. I fucking loved Inaba.
![Th09ShikieikiYamaxanadu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/B5orKt5.png "Th09ShikieikiYamaxanadu[1].png")
You called?
>>258908359
>learn japanese
What other resources are you using?
>>258908459
yabadabadu
>>258908701
Tae Kim for grammar, Anki for remembering any kanji and vocab I come across, and a few other things here and there.
>>258908459
If I take off that hat will you die?
>>258905228 what are you taking i want some
>>258907654
10 minutes of running and i found something different! Not really sure why there's a big circle covered in markings on the ground, but it's new.
Anything significant?
>>258908906
You're pretty gutsy
