Wow. Just bought this game because of that thread before. It sucks. You don't even move around.
>>258277035
really?
So it sucks? Like most furshit?
>>258276941
>don't do any research
>buy a game
>wow this game sucks because I'm a retard
kill yourself, nigger.
It's pretty shit and just relies on jumpscares.
>>258276941
Enjoy Bonnie.
Game would be good if it allowed you to walk around the pizzeria
>>258279627
Its only jumpscares if you dun goof
Also Im glad how it is right now, rather than some shitty slender or amnesia knock off they made it on how alert and your reactions are rather than hide in a corner and hope the player just poops himself because oogie boogie in the backgroundeven foxy and yellow bear
>>258277589
>animatronics
>furshit
next you're gonna tell me Nolan Bushnell was a widely known furfag, huh turbonerd?
five nights at freddies is the ultimate autism test
a game that requires precise but unchanging repetitive action that guarantees victory if performed without variance
if you beat night six, you're on the spectrum for sure
>Free demo available
>Buy the game outright
Off to page 10 you go.
>>258281941
just started playing, but whats stopping you from just never watching the camera since it's useless and use all the battery power for lights and just shut both doors when you have enough juice til the end of shift
>>258282310
night 2 requires use of the camera or you will die, plus just using the camera results in diff AI behavior, plus the AI behavior changes over the nights
>>258282310
just keep playing and find out. that method does work for a short while though.
>>258282181
its two fucking dollars
>>258282310
Foxy rushes the doors if not regularly watched and knocks swathes of power off the door every time he gets to rush but you close the door in time.
Freddie can actually phase through the doors if not regularly monitored, so he can get in even if both doors are closed.
>>258282573
>complain about a game
>someone points out you could have tried it without paying
>but it was only two dollars
>go back to whining about the game
kill yourself.
This game legit uses PS1 graphics
>>258281941
Have you played the game?
By night 3 the game does a 180 as whatever tactic you used prior is probably not going to work anymore
>>258283258
I suppose, its mostly prerendered backgounds
>>258283615
just because the tactics require adjustment from night to night doesn't mean each night doesn't play like a standardized test
>>258283826
>the game is for autists
>it doesn't change at all
>someone says it changes drastically
>"well it doesn't completely change!"
Stop it faggot, when you use the autism card its all or nothing and you were proven wrong.
Any game would be shit if half way through it tells you to fuck off and completely change how the game plays(a fps turning into bejeweled would be shit)
Night one is more of getting the player used to the buttons(previous guard tells you alot of stuff) while slowly getting you into the horror
Night 2-3 gives tips while letting the AI off the leash for the player to get used to
Everything after that doesn't tell you shit and thus whatever you came up with that will work will probably fail(I watched someone play and got nights 1-3 done in either the first or second run, while night 4 took him 6-7 times)
What you are saying is "hurr its autistic if you get good at it"
>>258285197
And what I mean they dont tell you shit, thats when foxy comes out (doesn't tell you what it will do and gives a sense that its just another AI to treat normally, and can fuck the player harder if he tries to cheese by watching him all night) and never tells you about the golden bear or how to not die by him
>>258276941
>Bought game before playing the free demo that's easier to find than the full game
>Upset about something in particular that's trivial
Reported for being 12
>>258282649
That sounds really stressful
>>258285697
There's a reason why the flow chart explains to you that you must be ready for Freddy
How good does your computer have to be to play this?
I wanna check it out but I'm running on a toaster.
>>258285697
A horror game where you stay in a static position is stressful with monitoring?
I would certainly hope so.
>>258285779
Someone post flowchart
>>258285197
>>258285403
you merely need a different strategy per night, but the per night strategy is ALWAYS the same
>>258276941
>jumpscare the game
seriously,
the only reason to play this game is if you get high on jumpscares or somethinganimatronics are creepy as fuck though
Anyone have the comic with the fox running and asking the guard if he recorded his time? I wanna show my GF
>>258281742
>every thread is furry porn
>I am totally attracted because they're animatronics and NOT because they are basically walking fursuits
Don't buy it, anon.
>>258286169
What does that even mean?
What exactly are you trying to call shit on?
First you were complaining that its literally the same strat every night, now I called you out for being a faggot you say it does change but you needing to change tactics is some how autistic
Do you even know what words you are using or do you just like to complain
inb4 bait
>>258286256
Checking...failed.
>>258286580
I called for the game being about rote memorization.
whether it's make a ham sandwich x6
or
make a ham sandwich, make a turkey sandwich, make a beef sandwich, make a tomato and pesto sandwich, make a PB&J, make a taco
it's STILL the same steps in the SAME rote order.
the fact that there's a slight difference per night does not change the fact that the game is about autistic repetition and you are essentially like a droid each night performing the checklist of the day for guaranteed victory
>>258286580
I think he means that you change strategies per night
But the strategies for each night don't change. So like, Night 1 and Night 2 have different strategies, but Night 1 will always have the same strategy every time you play.
>>258286405
>implying everyone on 4chan doesn't masturbate to whatever pleases them regardless of boundaries of fetish
This image is someone's fetish just because of the hat.
>>258286405
>zero porn in the last 4 threads
>man i hate furries ruining /v/
but john, you are the problem
everything is on the imgur/booru so no need to post in the thread
>>258286864
But once you beat the game you can adjust it to your liking with the AI(night 7)
Also technically the AI is random
Hes still retarded for using the autism excuse
>>258287274
Link to the master imgur?
I lost the link when I cleared cache.
>>258287345
You get fired on night seven. You don't win, you get fired. There's randomization factors that don't change the way the game is played in a major fashion, hence the night six flowchart.
>>258286846
Literally every single video game ever made is "autistic" pattern recognition and memorization to achieve victory when you deconstruct it to its fundamental level.
>>258287397
http://imgur.com/a/cM4YT/all
>>258287579
Friend, the only winning move is to not show up to work!
If they think you're an animatronic skeleton not wearing the animal suit, why don't you just wear a mascot suit when you go to work? Then you could hang out with them.
>>258286008
>>258286580
just stop replying he's obviously just some faggot who likes to shitpost and probably didn't even play past the demo, if that.
>>258288102
Is this stupid fucking question just becoming a new incarnation of that meme where people would flood threads asking for sauce when they saw that one .gif from Cabin in the Woods?
>>258285880
try the demo
>>258288326
I was just asking a question dude. Take it easy. Is there a canonical answer that explains why a mascot suit wouldn't work?
>>258288736
They try to shove the fucking metal endoskeleton inside you because they detect you as an unmechanized animal suit.
Every thread. Every single thread,
>>258288736
they know
>>258287579
You are not dead, thats ultimately the win screen(though technically getting fired would be a gameover)
I look at it like this, the game has obvious flaws and hopefully they will either fix, or just make a new better one. But for 2 dollars it is far from shit since its actually fun and a bit creative
Sure once you beat the game and go back you can cheese it but what game isn't like that to some degree?
>>258286256
>time
Found
>>258287729
Not on this level though, watching the stream of the guy trying to do the 4-20 thing, the game was literally look at camera, click door, click light, click door, repeat. For five minutes, with basically no alterations to the pattern. It's obviously not fun, or interesting, it's simple a test.
>>258286846
That's being super-reductionist, though. You can use that description for a lot of games.
Why don't they just remove the batteries from the animatronics?
>>258288931
>I've been in every thread, so so has everybody else!
Fucking hell why are you all so touchy about people asking questions?
>>258289153
They're not battery powered, they're powered by the hearts of children.
>>258289153
>implying they run on batteries
Are there any videos of this game that don't feature screaming retards?
>>258289284
why dont you just play it yourself
>>258289153
Wait a fucking second
I know this is cabin in the woods tier bullshit, but what about all of the OTHER outfits that are in the store room
You can see them getting in there but never did it show them doing it to those costumes
![nighttrap-pc-5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XRncmzG.png "nighttrap-pc-5[1].png")
Can't wait to play the Sega CD versionSaw someone stream it last night, this was all I could think of
>>258276941
Nice try, DarkSydePhil
>WOOOOW I CANT MOVE
>>258281941
I haven't played the game yet but it doesn't look that hardmaybe the player is making the game look easy
>>258286994
>thinks people hate furries because of the fetish
Newer than this game is.
>>258289496
http://youtu.be/sSFZklVNnOA
oops, forget the link
>>258276941
>DSP encounters bugged movement mechanics
>>258287274
>furry shit earlier in the thread
>threads getting deleted due to furshit
Ignoring the problem does not stop it.
>>258289561
Oh I hate furries too. It's just that I also hate people who hate that I enjoy beating it to furry porn.
>>258289657
>WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR FREDDY?
>>258288931
Where are you people getting this shit. The only that was said was playing dead would make you look like an empty suit to them. No mention of wearing a Fazbear suit yourself, to throw them off the trail.
why doesn't the guy just leave
>>258289072
When enough people play a game enough times obviously someone is going to identify the most absolutely efficient way to play it. Five Nights at Freddy's is a very stripped-down, minimalist game in terms of gameplay so its easier to recognize the necessary patterns required to make a foolproof system.
However, the systems like that are basically built entirely around repeating a number of fail-safes against dynamic events to ensure victory. The flowcharts rely on several "if/then" branches that involve responding to certain events that may or may not happen at any given time. The game is a lot more random and unpredictable than you make it sound by looking only at the most reductionist way of playing it.
>>258289948
>Where are you people getting this shit.
The guy on the phone says it in the second fucking night, you dumbass.
Where the fapfics at
>>258289976
Freddie would rape you one second after setting foot outside the doors.And quitting the job requires a notice two weeks in advance.
>>258289948
The first voicemail you get, tells you not to dress up as one of the characters. I guess it won't fool them.
>>258290379
You can find some by searching five nights at Freddy's fics on google
>>258290385
>requires
How can they require that? The last job I had I just stopped coming in and ignored their calls.
The threads on this a few nights ago were amazing
Has all the lore been figured out, or is still up for debate? Has the creator said anything? Is there a central depository for thoughts on the game?
>>258288734
Link?
>>258289708
Furries are a disgusting cancer that latches on to anything that resembles an animal
>>258286405
>every thread
that's a bit of a stretch anon
also >implying
>>258290326
No, he doesn't. He says if they catch you, maybe try playing dead. Then he goes back on it and says they'd think you were an empty costume if you did that. He never once said anything about actually wearing a suit. That's not to say they wouldn't figure it out (I mean, they're haunted fucking animatronics, like hell that would work), but the other guard never says they would. Stop being an idiot.
>>258288102
mascot suit is unconformable, it's mention that the suit has metal/electronic wires in there.
You die because robots put pressure so much on your body that you die from when they stuff in the costume.
>>258290669
There probably ARE NOT empty suits that can support human life and conceal a human within without them deciding to 'make sure the fit is proper'.
>>258290737
I'm pretty sure he's implying you wear the ones designed for humans.
>>258290460
This happened to me last night. Except I managed to shut the door in time because I'm not a retarded faggot.
>>258290861
You do realize everyone wears the same damn suit at places like Chuck E.'s and amusement parks, right? Smells like shit.
>GUYS WHY DOESN'T THE GUARD JUST GO TO WORK IN A FURSUIT
>WHY DOESN'T HE JUST CLOSE BOTH DOORS
>POST ITT IF YOU'RE READY 4 FREADY
>OH GOD I WANT FOXY'S THROBBING KNOT DEEP IN SIDE ME
>SAGE FOR FURSHIT
EVERY
FUCKING
THREAD
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TAKE A GAME THAT HAS ~1HOUR GAMEPLAY AN TURN IT INTO THE FOTM
>>258276941
go away shill
>mfw live 5 miles away from a Chuck E. Cheese
>mfw considered working there once to play Mario Kart and Jurassic Park
I miss DZ.
>>258290460
> gotta go fast
>>258291247
They don't even use a bunch of animatronics anymore, just Chuck E.
Is there a video of the whole game with no commentary yet? I've only found videos for the first four nights.
How is there furshit porn about this game again? They are disgusting animatronic bullshit we've seen before. I don't get it. Unless one of them is a girl or something?
>>258291452
This, or the least annoying play through.
>>258290636
you tried buddy
I need someone with fast fingers and a quick hand for the Print Screen button on the keyboard.
I'm not a 100% but from Day 4 to 6 if you get the Wolf to come at you; during his run scene if you see it, switch over to the Kitchen, the Kitchen camera will go on and then quickly off. My assumption is that from the time the Wolf starts running to when he leaves off camera is the time given for how long the Kitchen camera is on for.
There's nothing much to see expect for shadows in the background and obvious cliche blood drips from the counter tops. It looks like there are body parts chopped up in a trash can.
>>258292318
Is this real?
Or are you a lying sack of shit?
>>258291429
Not true at all. I was just at a Chuck E Cheese a year ago, because my little cousin had just turned 5. And yes they still have the robot characters besides Chucky himeslf.
>>258291429
Well that sucks. McDonald's doesn't use the other mascots besides Ronald either, do they?
>>258291808
>furshit porn
>girl
Ah heheheheheehhehehe.
>>258277589
Furries have nothing to do with it.
It's animatronics, like that old Chuck E. Cheese shit.
>>258292318
Oh holy fuck, no way. I'd do it, but I'm a little bitch and am only on Night 3. So I don't want to risk it. Plus, this game is scaring the shit out of me normally, never mind the fact I'll have to purposefully lose. But I'd love for someone to check if its real
>>258289948
>No mention of wearing a Fazbear suit yourself, to throw them off the trail.
That's assuming that they actually think you're just a skeleton without a suit.they look directly at the camera in some places. They want your ass dead, suit or no suit. not to mention Mr. bright idea guard ends up dead anyway.
IDEA.
I think a movie like paranormal activity would suit this game well if it was ever adapted.
Like you see the security footage, everything seems normal all the animatronics in their place.
>Time progresses
>You begin to see subtle things wrong, you eventually notice a few animatronics are gone.
>The guard frantically switches camera's and catches one standing in the hall shadowed by the light.
That's all I got for now.
>>258276941
The very first thing I checked was a gameplay video OP precisely because I realised I knew nothing about how the game played. Go suck a dick.
What does Freddy do? I almost got through Night 4 fighting off fucking Foxy bumrushing me (HOLY FUCK WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW SCARY AND STRESSFUL THAT IS) while Freddy kept creeping his way to my right side with his glowy eyes. I closed the door on Foxy with 10% power left then suddenly the power goes out and I get killed by Freddy. I have no idea what I did wrong or how to counter that, pls spoonfeed me.
Okay, at this point, I'm only checking the thread for fan art. So post it already!
You could of pirated it.
is cr1tikal going to play this game
>>258293502
>All I got is the exact way the game starts
>>258293604
Foxy smacking the door causes power to drain. I think it's on day 4 you can just not look at Pirate cove and just avoid dealing with him. To slow down Freddy you gotta check up on him from the cameras. the other two just check the doors and close it on them.
>>258293693
>he didn't read the thread
Get a load of this faggot.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST DESTROY THE ROBOTS IF THEY'RE SO DANGEROUS.
FUCK.
Which animatronic scares you the most?
>>258293813
he wont get past day 1
or he'll just look up a guide, either one
>>258294007
>implying
>>258294007
if you damage the animatronics you gotta pay the repair fee bro
that's comin out of your paycheck
>>258292617
It is being phased out slowly. Most newer places only have a Chucky animatronic. It really just depends on what the owner of that particular store is willing to pay for upkeep of multiple animatronics.
>>258293874
Well fuck, that makes sense. I thought Foxy just activated if you didn't watch your camera enough?
And do you mean that keeping watch on Freddy actually slows him down or otherwise it's a guaranteed game over?
This game is way too stressful.
>>258294114
No I mean, why don't they just destroy the robots and shut Freddy's place down, or replace them with other non-fucked up robots?
>>258294240
dude they'll have to pay for a whole new set of robots fuck that
>>258277589
>You can't consume media that include antropomorphic characters because they're furry
Wow, it must suck to be you.
GUYS.
What if we were to get a creepy robot animal to watch the creepy robot animals?
>>258292543
>>258293129
I've only gotten it to work once or twice and even then the images are fast because I'm not quick enough.
This may work for the others but I get the Wolf to activate, once I do, I need to have him kill me but I want to bring up the camera of him running/sprinting at me. When I get this camera up I want to instantly go to the Kitchen and it flickers on and off. Quality is shit tier and by the time I can even look at the Kitchen Wolf has already fucked me up
Play a real horror game.
>>258294442
What if we got a creepy robot animal to watch regular humans?
>>258293846
Well I imagine the movie would have 2 halves.
1 is daytime freddy's where they cover the struggles of daytime freddy and maybe even introduce a few plot points just for the movie then we switch over to the nightshift where we get the paranormal activity type shit.
>>258292036
Furries actually have noticed the game.
I haven't gone looking for anything yet, since those fucking robots are creepy as shit, but I know they're aware of it.
>>258294027
Coincidentally it would be that one. It's the only one you can't really track and keep tabs on as it's entirely random on when it spawns. The fact it's not a normal animatronic is also creepy as fuck.
Okay, I'll bite, I keep seeing this thread, what is this game about?
You watch some security cameras, meanwhile 2spoopy animatronic furries run around?
>>258293129
Night 3?
You can end that night early if you close both doors and look at cam 2B.
>>258294785
Yes
>>258281521
>dun goofed
>>>/reddit/
>>258294649
What if we got creepy robot animals to watch a regular human?
>>258292318
>>258294447
Just record it and snapshot the frame
>>258294447
What about if as soon you realize he's gone you switch to the Kitchen? Might that work? Otherwise it might have to be that quick switch back and forth, and if thats the case then we'll have like maybe a second tops to get an image, so theres no way it'll be satisfying quality.
>>258289342
because the "stuff into costume" thing is bullshit. their animatronics powered by the souls of the dead, and freddy is a demon.
the game was made by a christian CGI artist.
>>258294785
The gameplay point is that you have limited power to use your camera to track where they are, and to shut your doors to stop them from killing you when they are inside striking distance.
So you have to limit how much power you use, cause if you use all of it the power goes down and the main bear himself shows up.
>>258289496
power limitation is EXTREMELY stressful, you're lucky to make it with power left at all 40% of the time.
>>258294232
>I thought Foxy just activated if you didn't watch your camera enough?
When Freddy is ready the rules change, nigga. Even looking at the cove = Foxy coming at ya. Also, the other two can break your shit if they get in, after you find Freddy just check the left and the right.
Watching Freddy slows him down, he's been known to go through locked doors to get at people.
>>258294787
W-what happens if I do that? Gold Freddy spawns and then eats my face, or I look at the camera and then... I'm back where I started. You can't trick me friend. (but I'll probably do it anyway to see what all the hubub about this Gold Freddy is.
>>258294785
Pretty much, but it's a really interesting take on horror. You have resource management in terms of power, which is tied to every useful thing. And trying to figure out the "rules" and behaviors for each spooky animal robot is a whole lot of fun. It does ambient horror very well thanks to the prerendered graphics. And it always surprises you.
>>258294785
It doesn't have anything to do with actual furries, they're just animatronic fursuits for a Chuck E. Cheese deal.
>>258295348
Jesus fuck. And I'm only on Night fucking 4, this is too fucking much.
>>258286405
>dedicated generals on /pg/
>all furry shit gets deleted/shunned
>IT'S ALL FURRY SHIT
Someone is not ready
You sit around in a security room checking lights,opening and closing doors, and watching cameras.
Gone home had more game play
>>258295798
>gone home had more gameplay
Its a walking simulator point and click with a story that can sell in books or Hallmark Channel.
>>258295024What do you think we've been doing all this time, human?
>>258294625
sorry, wrong pic
>>258295798
Yeah I love getting game-overs in Gone Home
>>258295798
>I dislike the game xDD so my opinion is objectively true cause i'm sjw defending gone home
>>258277187
On 4chan? Yes.
Hate it? Leave.
>>258294447
record in fraps and frame it
>>258296163
>I disapprove of your opinion yet can't refute it, I better ironically shitpost, my reply is definitely worth a shit
>>258295798
You know what I'm sick of?
Any game whatsoever that tries to be original and not have typical action gameplay suddenly being accused of not being a video game.
>>258296637
> I better ironically shitpost, my reply is definitely worth a shit
Something you did the first time SJW? Better go back to tumblr:')
Dating game spin-off of Freddy's but with murderous endings if you screw up.
>>258296815
>Mallory
>>258295721
The gullibility of some people.
Believing furries would talk about merely 'taking the knot' instead of being eaten, put in a diaper and placed into one of the suits non-lethally.
I mean frankly it's kind of insulting to furries isn't it?
I mean I have to hand it to the the trolls, I've not seen 3 lewd rule 34 drawn on the board fool so many people for so long.
Though I'm sure there's at least one or two furries have a fun time with it.
>>258296997
Yeah I didn't get it either.
Captcha: scepticism uawikets
>>258294785
Its Night Trap Spooky edition
every one I know kept talking about this like it was the spookiest shit on the block, but I found it just a test of how fast you can click, it felt like some one took night trap and make it a tower defense game somehow, then added some spooky scary animatronics
7/10 its ok
>>258296163
When did he ever state that his opinion was objectively true?
Why are you abusing the term 'SJW'?
Why are you ironically shitposting?
Don't know anything about this game, why is it hailed as the scariest shit ever?
>>258286832
>No hook for a hand
These fags didn't even play the game
>>258297356
because its new
give it a month and no one will even remember it existsdoesnt mean we cant enjoy it while it lasts
>>258296997
>>258297127
A Mallard is a male duck, Mallory is a feminine name and sounds similar.
>>258297274
>Sjw trying to use logic
Don't you have gone home to play?:')
>>258281941
You basically just described a lot of games there, champ.
Criken is playing it right now.
This is fine because Criken knows how to play video games and actually makes funny videos, unlike a certain someone.
Im never going to play it but honestly interested in any story parts and theories.
>>258297356
its not, its mostly just giving you curve balls on its jump scares so you cant be prepared for the jump
however you can only beat the game by become proficient with your battery management and knowing the pattern, so you will replay it a lot, fucking all the scare of it
also no options, esc quits the game because FUCK YOU
>>258297530
..What?
>>258290904
There are no suits that are designed for humans, they are designed for robots.
>>258297442
Does it have any interesting mechanics or is it all artstyle and cinematics?
>>258286169
>moving the goalposts
>screamers are scary
>>258294870
your retarded dun goofed became popular on 4chan when/b/ harassed jessie slaughter and her dad went on camera saying that everyone had "dun goofed because he backtraced it"
>>258297626
Okay tumblr dude:^)
>>258297515
Chica is clearly a chicken though.
>>258297557
link?
>>258297950
Probably the best they could come up with.
>>258297890
>the product of knowyourmeme
>>258298241
He's on twitch
Type in Criken after the tv part
What happens on Night 1 if you keep the camera in the room they start in?
>tfw someone adds your art to the collection
feels kind of nice
>>258290542
It's usually seen as polite to do that, and doesn't burn any bridges by suddenly deciding to not show up for work one day.
>>258298567
I think the cameras go into static and they start to move.
>>258295205
Ive never tried it any other way
Why can't you just keep the doors closed?
>>258298634
If the job involves getting mauled by robots then i want to burn those bridges personally
No Power
Foxy Only
Knot Destination
>>258276941
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
W--
W--
I SAY WOWWWWWWWWWWWOWWWWWWWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWW.WOOOOOOOOOW.
>>258298841
power goes out faster
>>258298841
it drains too much power.
Does foxy even have a hook for a hand? I think he just has a robo-hand with no costume on it
>>258298981
>>258298951
Why not just block the fucking doors?
>>258299703
with what? the fan?
>>258299703
It's a video game, anon
>want to play this
>jumpscares stress and terrify me
Should I, /v/?
>>258299703
>want to block the doors
>there's nothing in the security office to block doors
>the only things that could conceivably work are the tables in the dining room
>where all the murderous animatronics start
Yeah, great plan Anon
>>258299703
With what anon? You need fucking blast doors to keep them away already. I don't think a kitchen set barricade will do shit.
>>258300036
Yes. It's not that bad.IT'S ME
Apparently the reason they try to stuff you into a suit is because it's against the rules to have skeletons not in their suits.
If that's the case, why doesn't the owner change the rules to allow it so that they would leave you alone?
>>258300196
Then the owners would need to fire themselves for fucking with the animatronics.
>>258300184
Your reply does not fill me with confidence
>>258298981
>doors drop from above when closed
>when you drain all the power they go back up
THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, who designed this shit?
>>258298567
screen flashes with that shit with their faces and the words IT'S TIME briefly and then they start moving.
>>258300036
If you want to be stressed and terrified, sure.
>>258300196
>the owner
>going anywhere near the place
Nigga knows better
>>258300342
It would be a safety hazard if the doors stayed closed when they ran out of power.
What if there was a fire?
>>258300036
It sounds like you would literally start crying.Do it
>>258300342
It's a safety measure. If the doors went down and the power went out, people who were in the room can't get out. It's a massive fire hazard and would get a place shut down faster than you can sayIT'S ME
>>258299525
ye pirate has hook hand
>>258300538
>>258300487
Put the doors on a different set of batteries
>>258300681
And what happens when those run out?
>>258300681
Two generators? You have any idea how much that costs? What do you think they are, the Rockefellers?
>>258298414
He's scared as fuck and said he was gonna quit after he got caught again. He's only on night one.
>>258300487
>>258300538
How do you explain the doors consuming more power when being down, though?
>>258300681
Yes. We'll just have an electrician come in overnight to install that.
Surely you understand that we can't have any construction during the day, as that would interrupt our flow of business.
Thanks for your understanding.
-Mgmt.
>>258300982
Electromagnets
>>258300538
>>258300487
if its a safety measurement to have the doors go up in the case of a black out, why they drain power when closed, having an electric DC motor forcing the door close all the time is just fucking stupid
How come these robots are strong enough to force you into a suit? Last time I checked animatronics were fragile as shit.
>>258300067
>Take a couple in during day
>Stack em up
>Victory
Why not just destroy the animatronics, get fired, but end the evil once and for all?
>>258301117
thats even more stupid, just use a good old bolt lock and you will never burn through power again
>>258300987
and you dont even need to close down the place or wait till night to do it, any hill bily can solder a bolt into a steel door
>>258301414
Last I checked, animatronics weren't sentient either.
>>258297890
Yes, we know KYM is a good way to learn about the cool trends on 4chan, but those jokes died long ago. Only Redditors latch onto them.
>>258301414
DEAR FUCKING GOD
STOP THE FUCKING NAGGING
IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME
JEEZ
>>258301470
The place is still open for business, and they need those tables for theirnonexistentcustomers. You'd be told to put the damn tables back and to go home; they're not paying you to fuck with the furniture.
>>258301470
"Anon what are you doing here so early your shift isn't for another 3 hours"
"Anon why are you heading for the dining room, we have a party booked there?"
"Anon why did you pick up the table and fling pizza all over he guests?!"
You're fired!
>>258301414
When did you fucking check the durability of an animatronic, demonic or otherwise?
So you can delay a death from Chica or Bonnie by just staring at the camera when it's close to 6am, but can you do the same with Freddie or Foxy. Could they just pull you off of the camera and spook your shit in?
>>258301634
Why not just record the crazy ass mascots during the night and show it to the manager in the morning?
>>258301414
Because they're powered by Hell and not a couple of Servos.
>>258301735
...do you seriously think the management doesn't already know?
>>258301735
Management is probably the retards who summoned the demons in the first place
>>258297862
>t-they just startle me! it's different!
>>258301868
>Frank, why the fuck would summoning bloodthirsty demons help our business?
>I didn't see you thinking of anything.
>>258301735
>implying the security cameras actually record anything
See, we in management have discussed that these fancy-schmancy "computers" and "recorders" are just simply not in the budget. Now take your first-generation iPad and go sit in your security booth with your dollar-store fan.
>>258301746
Could DOOM guy rip and tear the animatronics?
>>258281941
>being good at a video game makes you autistic
/v/
on a scale of 1 to modern horror, how jump scare centered is this game?
>>258302105
Is that even a question?
>>258302105
That's the great question.
>>258302161
That depends, define "modern horror" along with several gradations of that scale.
>>258302161
Like a 3, the jumpscares are all preventable if you keep an eye on the cameras.
>>258298386
>>258301590
impossible that someones been on 4chan that long all of a sudden? that shit didnt even go down that long ago, i bet you think 4chans always had captcha to huh?
>>258302161
The jump scares are your game overs. The game is about not allowing them to happen.
