It's time to cringe.
I personally believe that brawl Samus was the cutest and most fappible version of Samus.
>>257705819I agree.
She looks the most intense there.
>>257705819
>>257705882
Other M Samus>Kerfuffle Samus>Zero Mission Samus>Brawl Samus>>>>>>>>Prime Hunters Sasmus>Prime 2&3 Samus>>>>>Prime 1 Samus
>>257705958
All the hate directed towards that game aside, Other M Samus was boring, yo. Just like everything else visually in that game.
>>257703534
>there are people who green text outside of 4chan
>>257705819
>>257705882
>>257705958
Oh look, cancer. I hope you faggots never buy a single Metroid game ever. I would rather my favorite series die than having it further pander to fap-fags like you.
>>257706065
I was talking in terms of being most fappable. Obviously when we're talking personality she's easily the worst.
>>257705882
Fuck it i'm going to go fap to that design right now.
>>257706152
It's called meme arrows, dimwit.
>>257706157
Oh look a prime1 fag, fuck off, realism has no place in Metroid.
Go back to Tumblr you SJW scum.
>>257706210
But this isn't cringe...
>>257706172
Yeah, I think she's visually boring there.
>High Heels+Beauty Mark
>Shorter, less crazy hair
Other M Samus is probably the most classically "sexy" rendition of the character, and that in itself has never been all that sexy to me.
>Go to my girlfriend's flatmate's sister's house for drinks and cards against humanity
>All of us are pretty tipsy halfway through
>Make up our own cards
>Someone writes "I used to be a card but then I took an arrow to the knee" among other stupid shit
>Guy and girl get into an argument over the tumblr/4chan "war"
>Girlfriend has too much tequila and ends up throwing up in the bathroom
>Have to take her home
>At least I got out of there
I hope it's just cos they were drunk, they seemed like normal people when they were sober
>>257706419
Costume doesn't really work.The hair looks out of place, and the attempt to give himself the same cel-shaded appearance as the game looks more than a little goofy.
>>257703534
>flaze the fox
>>257706152
>not using meme arrows in your resume
>implying you won't hire me
>implying I don't have the best skillset for the job
>>257706350
I like all the games besides Other M. Try fucking harder, bitch nigga.
I love Metroid, and I hate the idea that it may continue to pander to waifu-fags who don't actually play the games.
>realism has no place in Metroid
>implying Metroid has ever been realistic
Goddamn you're dumb.
>>257706152
There isn't even a greentext in the op.
>>257705819
this man speaks the truth
>>257706539
It's a nice fucking try
It looks goofy but it's a nice attempt
What the fuck have you done today
>>257706172
>Samus Aran
>fappable
I love Samus, but she's not very attractive at all, honestly. Unless you find generic blondes hot.
>>257706716
I'm not him, I'm just explaining what he might not like about it. Didn't say it was cringe.don't have to be the cook to say the food is shit etc
>>257706680
Can't tell if the Blaze cosplayer is actually flat under that baggy tit curtain.
>>257706850
>don't have to be the cook to say the food is shit etc
Agreed
But it look like they worked on it and it looks pretty nice
Not perfect but nice enoughIt's a girl
>>257706539
And how are small touches that aren't correct cringe tier?
>>257707003
Toys with SPHs make for pretty good thread fodder.
>>257707003
What is it with the obsession over toilets? They have a tendency to pop up pretty frequently in Sonic drawings.
>>257707003
>>257706949
>it's a girl
WHAT
NO FUCKING WAY
maybe I should start drawing a stubble for myself too...
>>257707003
>>257707168
It's one singular chumpstick commissioning them.
Speaking of which, I should go check if he's had any more made.I was the one who started posting this specific image on /v/.
>>257707168
Being told that your series is shit constantly took it's toll on some people
>>257706152
What's the matter anon?
Aren't you educated in le internet culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5RLwgDCsm4
>>257707296
please link, I need to cringe, cringeing is good for the soul.
>>257706152
>this was invented in 4chan
literally retarded
>>257707003
There is a reaction image of Rouge making an "absolutely disgusting" expression, along with accompanying caption that I have been trying to find.
This would've been the perfect situation for it.
>>257706596
>waifu-fags
Holy shit just fuck off you prime1 faggot, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>implying Metroid has ever been realistic
Yet you are the one defending Prime1 for it's "realistic" interpretation of what Samus should look like, fuck right off SJW scum.
>>257706210
That's really fucking good.
>>257707296
>tfw the people commissioning these have more money than me
inb4
>BURN THE WITCH
>anime club
>foam adventure
>DUAL WIELD
>>257707407
I won't go further than the user name.kayllik
Try the usual cesspits.
>>257706835
I think you are super gay.
Actually I know you are super gay.
>>257707456
based /mlp/ ousting the autists.
Cringe?
http://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT00SVtLSwocheck the runtime
>>257707407
Can someone explain the HATCH HAWK thing? I haven;t seen it
Watch a fat man from Brooklyn talk about his shitty dubbed MILF hentai while fumbling his Kirby plushie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z74jOFATH5A
>>257707771
I kinda want that shirt to wear out to bars.
>>257707802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI
>>257707539
>Holy shit just fuck off you prime1 faggot, you aren't fooling anyone.
Neither are you, kid. Wherever you're from, I'm sure it's your bedtime. Good night.
>Yet you are the one defending Prime1 for it's "realistic" interpretation of what Samus should look like
I said nothing of the sort. Your trolling is weak, and fails to be in anyway amusing. Away with you.
>>257706596
Not him, but you sound like you're 17 years old with your arguing. You're trying WAY too hard.
>>257707771
Holy shit i want that shirt.
I don't dare post any more.
>>257707620
>kaylik
>kelik
It all makes sense now. Fucking Blazer.
>>257707749
dear god/10
>>257707989
wat
>>257707989
>That smile
>>257707845
>>257706539
Didn't notice it was cosplay at first m8.
Yes there are some obvious things that don't work well but the overall result is pretty damn great.
>>257707465
It might not have been invented here, but it looks bad whenever you do it outside of a site like this.
>>257707273
The fuck am I even reading here
Also putting "autistic" over the name doesn't make it magically funny. It's fucking pathetic.
>>257708246
It doesn't look bad on emails.
I mean, emails do that by default.
>>257708240
fucker's making bank
http://www.furbuy.com/seller/bboylionking.html?as=p
>>257708001
I am the only one in this thread who understands your reference and I dearly miss Siggy's Excellent Adventure
>tfw I missed the last few threads
Wasn't there a video of a guy stepping on dirty diapers in Tails slippers?
>>257708240
Most disturbing thing I've seen in a while.
>>257708440
http://pastebin.com/mksWC7gh
He's doing MK404's shitty romhack now, he had a thread yesterday. None today but he'll probably finish it Thursday/Friday
>>257708406
At least he left out the modern ones.
>>257708428
The pocketbooks of the autistic are as hefty as are their disabilities.
Provided one can separate themselves from the community and approach the subject as a businessman, I have no qualms with this behavior.It's literally the gay-for-pay of art and craft, though.
>>257708614
They all spend so much time making donut steeles you would think they would all be god tier artists, but no. They just do it quick and dirty and dont use their fetish to hone their craft.
>>257707561
>there are people who comission sonic toilets instead of good nichiporn
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
>americans can't even pronounce katana right
>>257708083
STILL HAVENT FUCKING READ THIS SHIT YET FAGGOTS
>>257708614
>DARKS
>cringe
>>257707845
>A-Log
that's all i need to know about this video
>>257707465
So you want to tell me that autistic faggots who use le meme arrows outside 4chan are actually just emulating the now fucking ancient way to quote something, instead of using greentext?
>>257708790
That video wasn't even bad. It's more like a stereotype came to life. Not really cringe worthy, more interesting than anything.
Just some nerdy dude unpacking a Katana which looks pretty nice.
>>257708819
You should.
Not only is the character pictured about to vomit, butabout to vomit excrement eaten just prior to this panel.
These are the fun things you find when digging around in the cesspits of the internet, and I cannot help but share my discoveries sometimes.
>>257708790
TAPE!!!
>>257707003
This is one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen. Imagine taking a shit on that and it just gets sick of holding its "jaw" open for you and decides to bite down on you in your most vulnerable moment.
>>257709094
>toilet mimic
>>257708094
>Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
the best of them, tougher than leather.
>You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
>I'd rather flex my muscles
>I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell
>I break'em down whether they're solid or frail.
>Unlike the rest I'm independent
>It's my first breath, first test
>feel the right then the worst's left
>>257709094
>taking a piss
>iron rod flows up the piss stream in a nanosecond
>>257709286
FUCKING ARTIFICIAL BOWEL LOOSENING
>>257709094
>you feel a sloppy wet tongue on your buttcheek
>>257709396
ECHELON
>>257709094
>right as you go vomit it vomits shit and piss and sewerage right into your open mouth
>pressurised and aimed, so you get atleast a few liters of it into your stomach and lungs
>>257708790
>click on his profile
>pony videos
>click on his videos
>a lot of videos of him playing Nintendo games
Hahahahah, oh wow...
>>257709589
>you know when you take a HUGE massive dump and its a huge relief?
>WELL IT WAS LIKE THAT IN REVERSE
>3DPD
Not even once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxxQgxssXY
>>257708994
The dude is ok, but his mother talking to him like he's retarded and his brother in general are killing me
>>257709094
that would scare theshitout of me.
>>257709760
What a fucking beta, she was a bitch but at least have some fucking dignity
>>257708790
>This is the....Henree Furch practicul eleet keteneh
People get videogame quotes stuck in their heads but the opening to this I can never forget
>>257708650
Thanks, mate
>>257708083
sauceI can't fucking find it on google images I'm a total pleb
>>257710162
hownew.ru
>>257707936
You contributed so much to this thread, thank you :)
>>257707456
that's not even close to taht /sp/ guy holy shit
can someone care to share that pic?
>>257708614
>Shitting on ecstasy AKA DARKS
>>257710162
Here's the cover.
It's all you're getting.Look up Unistar for more terrible things.
>>257710258
That was ironic
>>257709876
IT'S TAPE
>>257708819
SAME HERE BROTHER, STAY STRONG DON"T LET THOSE HERETICS GET TO YOU.
>>257709883
I'd rate that pun2/10
Cringe?
http://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc
>>257707771
>tfw born in 87
>tfw I would love to wear that shirt
>tfw I watch those cartoons with my 6 year old son
>>257707845
KIRBY NEVER WANTED TO SEE ANY OF THIS
>>257707932
>kid
Good job just invalidating your entire stance you fucking faggot.
Fuck off back to SJW already.
>>257710317
>that shit-fest-fuck has better color skills than me
how can you waste your skill in this?
whatever maybe he's happy
Two terrible tastes together at last.
>>257709660
>you have a vomit war with the toilet similar to those beam attack standoffs in dbz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDdhgdxeQI
>>257709660
>>257710669
>>the rest of the thread
>>257710541
That just made me feel bad.
Dude looks like he'd be pretty ok-cool in real life but bitches are bitches wherever you go
>>257710645
wow. what a bitch.
>>257707003loss
>>257706539
>himself
>>257710645
;_;
>>257708614
>green day
>>257710645
:'(
thats just mean
Nice try everyone, you all really tried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EhzYOCUfw
What is it with Sonic and autists? All i want to do is fap to bat tits from that shitty game.
>>257710645
What...what did he do? did she get embarrassed or was she going to throw up? poor kid
>>257710645
Have a more positive retort.
>>257710645
>It was I, Dio!
>>257711008
He kissed her
>>257710861
You know what you fucking communist asshole. You could at least not fucking see "loss" you stupid bitch!
Idiot!
Fucker!
Bitch-tittied white-oh!
![tumblr_ll55ojvLnP1qadygwo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZHHFgdb.gif "tumblr_ll55ojvLnP1qadygwo1_500[1].gif")
>>257710646
>>257710738
All he fucking needed to do was say "its anime porn" and thats it. Thats all he needed to fucking do.
>>257711008
he kissed her
>>257710645
Now that takes me back.
>>257710987
What in the fuck is this shit?
>>257711037
ive seen this webm so many times and i always laugh at that fucking dance in the end.
>>257710987
please no, not this again
>>257710987
foam
>>257708614
>5'2
>>257708428
>>257710987
I don't get vore fags, do they want to die?
>>257707564
>tfw you've seen the NYAA girls boobs
It wasn't worth.
>>257710987
Not even going to mouse over that.
>>257711053
>>257711079
oh. fuck bitches get money
>>257710645
>that blank stare wondering what he did wrong
I know that feel
>>257711128
It's the definitive winner of most cringe threadsuntil someone posts chris-chan fucking his ps3
>>257711180
There is no escape!
>>257710987
>the footage of him being eaten is from a dogs endoscopy
>>257711037
Aww... Now they're all unhappy.
>>257706152
>There are people who defend it by saying "4chan didn't invent it" knowing full well what greentexting is
Cancerous
>>257711248
Some do apparently.
>>257706539
okay anon, what did this guy do, steal your girl or something? The cosplay is dope
>>257711037
He did the right thing. Hopefully she learned from that.
>>257706539
>>257711451
>guy
>>257706210
this looks sick af
>>257711037
"some really witty reply"I can't think of shit
>>257711646
Context?
>>257711374
Actually on the topic of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVwiROEIHicI like the nude version more but that shit ain't on youtube
>>257711646
>Admitting to committing whatever cybercrime he did
Oh man. That, or he made a mod mad enough to permaban him for whatever, but I doubt it.
>>257707465
>THING
>GOOD
>wow stop greentexting faggot
>I'M NOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT JESUS IT WAS ON AOL IN THE 90S EVER HEARD OF IT FAGGOT YEAH THOUGHT NOT
Fucking morons.
>>257711727
How about you look at the rules.
>>257710258
That one guy who was obsessed with that one tripcode user?
http://archive.foolz.us/sp/thread/40530800/
http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html
>>257711727
Global Rule 1 is CP
>>257711821
Oh wow he doesn't even shout "I love you ps3"
Damn the non nude version is dissapointing
>>257710645
>EW COOTIES
A bit of an overreaction. Right?
anyone have that one where ash drinks pikachus cum?
>>257710645
That is fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.
>>257711646
>>257711727
>>257711923
>>257711985
>Check Twitter
>He's a journalist
>Not V&
I think the mod banned him for something else, because CP = IRL jailtime if not using a proxy, and you can CLEARLY see that's not a proxy IP
>>257710987
This fetish never fails to make me laugh. God bless you sick fucks.
>>257712271
Rule 1 says don't post anything illegal so it may not have been CP.
>>257711037
>That dance at the end
>>257703534
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/LoreleiMentelex
Gotcha guys.
>>257707404
Jesus christ why did I watch that.
>>257707404
slash b is the worst part of the internet
>>257707561
>implying
Based on the people I know in real life that request commissions like a bunch of fucking furries, they don't have any money but waste their valuable dollars on fetish fulfillment
>>257712374
The only other thing I can imagine that is illegal is DOX, which, if he's a journalist would be petty, leaks of something that'd get a person killed, which would be /b/ tier, or maybe even trying to use /b/ or /soc/ to get hooked up with drugs perhaps?
Fuck I don't know, Rule 1 is usually always the edgiest reason to get banned ever
>>257707404
>>257712437
I don't get it.
>>257712118
>Anubis Cruger
Still mad saban.
>>257707404
>hello this is dog
stopped watching there
![src_1327501414431[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/H8wdneP.gif "src_1327501414431[1].gif")
lol
>>257711558
I don't get this one. What's the joke?
>>257710487
I get it.
>>257712570
That was Disney
>>257707404
>major freak out
That was far from it. I went into that video expecting to see major autism, but all I got was a slightly annoyed kid getting bullied.
You owe me twenty seconds of life, pal.
>>257707404
You know what's worse? Not the fat kid, but the camera man with that egotistical shit eating voice. He probably posted it to be "EPIK!"
And the comments defending it is probably just him using sock puppets
>>257708412
But muh secret club
>>257705819
Nope.
Zero Mission remains the only good iteration of Zero Suit Samus.
>>257712656
goddamnit moot
>>257712660
They got the name wrong by attempting to be right.
Red is commonly called Ash which is wrong. So they try to call him Red. But that isn't Red and Red is actually in the game as a final boss.
This is cruel as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul4Wympi3I
>>257711248
No, we- they just think the notion is hot but I imagine some actually would walk the death row if it was replicable in real life.
ya'll niggers don't know shit about cringing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TRBwKFfJv4
>>257710645
It's probably not that it's him kissing her. She just wasn't expecting it.
Way to overreact though.
>>257712901
what the fuck
>>257712938
Oh fuck I remember this
>>257706210
That's actually pretty good, the guy just needs to be a little burlier
>>257712656
Moot should do mo-cap for the next Persona.
>>257711242
I want to die.
>>257712938
Who the fuck doesn't delete their history every time
>>257713009
>anon hosts a game show
>>257713009
I think that's the guy who voices the Engineer from TF2.
But don't quote me on this.
>>257710987
and this is why Starfox should be rebooted
>>257712938
Every single one of these 'prank' videos are fucking garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1ucpFTkB8
>>257713039
I'd wager it was the girl's first kiss or something and she couldn't handle her pretty princess first kiss dreams being shattered
>>257710317
Jeez, that thing's worse than Moon over June, Blorf, and Lust Penis combined.
>>257711242
>>257713137
That rabbit looks familiar, but I can't quite pin 'em down.
Not exactly cringe, but I find this hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfwkTCPpAI
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPme2gSE46U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxlXxAM9N1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK3qlPkdCd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3lrQ6gEYI
>>257712901
This is a touching nerd moment, not a cringe.
>>257713171
That was hilarious as fuck for all the wrong reasons
>>257708428
Retrofitting plush toys for fucking.
It's a legit biz.
>>257703534
Pardon me fellas, I just finished installing AA2 and have a question. Where do I place downloaded character classes and cards to get them to run in the game? Thanks in advance.
>>257712901
I don't understand.
>>257707456
>>257707702
>>257710258
>YFW he was murdered
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/berwyn-shooting-2100-oak-park-avenue-238375991.html
>>257713334
>>257713421
She drew a "fat acceptance" comic that had her getting ridiculed for cosplaying as Wonder Woman. Unfortunately I don't have it on hand, so here's this.
>>257707003
>>257713334
It's a little cringeworthy that she's using words like "emotional breakdown" in a post for popularity.
But maybe that's just because I'm a guy that it makes me a little uncomfortable.
>>257713109
>guy
Sorry bud, try again.
>>257710645
a supervillan is born
>>257713398
data/save/male or female in the editor folder
>>257707749
Jeeeeeezus fucking christ. No one would do that kind of shit as a joke
>>257713512
How does that head even fit on that body?
>>257713512
I can't tell if that's satire or not.
With feminism and all that trans*fat smibblykin nonsense, generally satire ismore sensible than the real thing.
>>257713591
Male and female in separate folders?
What the fuck? My CAPTCHA was a picture of a fruit.
>>257707003
>highlight of me.jpg
>>257712901
What aWONDERfulwoman.
>cringe thread
>still no justinRPG
Come on guys, that's an easy victory.
>>257707654
Hey, I'm super gay and I find her attractive. He's probably just blind.
>>257713710
Yes
>>257703534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg
I am so, so, so, sorry you had to see this.
Why is it that people who like sonic are always full blown autistic mouth breathers.
I still don't see the appeal of the sonic franchise, and don't think I ever fucking will.
>>257711940
How does this keep getting posted in cringe threads? Someone destroying some trip's entire online persona is hilarious.
>>257713423
He died.
Over shoes.
>>257710987
He's also making this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYDe8vrPIHsWRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT
>>257713532
>boycott Atlus
Boycotts don't work if you didn't buy the games anyway.
Fucking SJWs.
