OOGA BOOGA XBONE HAVE NO ROCK
>>257582836
>gone into rockstop for new rock
>she-thing at counter, she-thing say she like rocks
>trip over rockstation rocks
>mammoth meat spills from my loincloth
UNGA BUNGA NO ROCKSTOP
they didnt have rocks back then idiot
>>257582836
>1000AD
>Cavemen Noises
OOGA BOOGA OP HUGE FAGGOT LIKES BIG COCKS
>1000 AD
>rocksoles still can't into 60 rocks per second
TOP FUCKING ROCK
>>257583245
It gets me every single time.
>>257582836
>1000AD
>Cavemen
>>257582836
man it must've sucked in jesus's time if a thousand years later there were still cavemen
>Go Rockstop
>Dinosaur eating all caveman
>Turn many degree and go home cave
ALL STOP MOUTH
THIS CAVEPAINTING NOT ROCK GAMES
>>257583620american history
>1000 after death
There was civilization at this point, retard.
Unga Bunga, this thread prove paleo-/v/ is real
>be living in the glorious Empire created by The Great Caesar
>walk around Roman colonies holding my head up high, as I helped conquer these areas for the Empire
>my chiseled & well defined face when these worthless subhumans pronounce the name of our Emperor incorrectly & deem us incorrect
>>257583620
>>257583541
>>257583394
faggots why you cant let other people have some fun?
>>257583878
>after death
>>257583978
Heil Kaiser! I mean Keeser!
>>257584103
tricked
>>257583878
Sure is fine being pleb
>SEE FRIEND WITH NEW XBONE
>"CAN I TRY XBONE URG"
>"SURE THING TONKS"
>HE PULLS XBONE OUT OF HIS SEPTUM AND GIVES
>"URG WHERE IS MEAT FOR BONE"
>"THERE IS NO MEAT RIGHT NOW, BUT SOON IT WILL HAVE EXCLUSIVE DODO BIRD MEAT"
>I THROW ROCK AT URG
Boy I am sick of these fucking muslims.
We should do something about it, help protect our people, especially in the holy land. Allthough they have invaded Europe several times already, so that should be taken into consideration.
But I cant shake the feeling future generations will make our sacrifice for nothing, and just roll over and let in the assholes we fought to keep out. Maybe blame themselves for the rape and murder, something about privilege. Whatever, I'm no prophet so these thoughts couldnt be visions or anything.
>>257583394
>>257583383
>>257583541
>>257583620
>>257583868
>>257583878
>proto-/v/ isn't real they said
Palmstation tree hasno coconutz
>1000 After Death
Are you retarded?
There was proper civilizations and empires at this point
>>257583878
>>257583620
>>257583394
just pretend we're in africa
it still works even today
>>257584358
Good job, that's exactly the reaction they wanted.You are the proto/v/
these threads make me feel really uncomfortable every time i see them while scrolling down the page
even if i hide them, i still have to see them at least once
>>257584334
C'mon, people wouldn't turn that stupid, right?Right?
>>257582836
>that bunga when no she-thing
Muslims are fucking up everything.
it sure is great being an anglo-saxon in glorious aenglaland! no one will ever beat us!
>Rock 2 come out
>Walk to Rockstop
>Grab game
>Walk counter
>Girl good for mate ask pebbles
>Noodle rocks fall out
>Embarrass
>Run out
>Throw rock in window
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
>>257584468
>After Death
>>257584606
>implying
These are the same guys that fall for this maymay once it started getting posted again and now they're backpeddling by
>im just pretending!!!!!!!
>Go to cavestop
>T-Rex is outside
>Use my knowledge of nature to tame the beast
>Gently rub its giant sheath
>it makes a gutteral groan as the tip of its massive cock slides out
>start licking it, even though soft and unerect, still larger than my head
>suckling the juice off produces even more precum
>continue licking that up too
>finally get him erect, using both arms to jerk him off
>he cums hard, all over my body and face, filling my mouth with his seed
>drink it down and then some
>he gets up, still erect, and puts his pulsing anus over my head
>slowly sinks me into his ass, and begins fucking himself with my body
>I love it as his dinoshit covers my body, all gooey and nasty, squelching and squishing inside of him, letting me lick up his shit juice
>he groans out and comes again, almost as hard as the first time
>pulls off of me and squats, shitting a massive dump all over me
>turns around and pisses all over me too
>jerk myself off in his shit, piss, and cum
>go home with him, do it all the time
FUCKING CAVESTOP
>>257583878
AD means After Dinosaurs you tard
>1000 AD
>still paying for rocks
UNGA BOOGA
>>257584358
>still getting reverse rused in 2014
>be me
>reptilian spy wearing skin of local cave dwelling naked primates
>have time machine
>bring them back a wiiu
>WHAt FUCK THIS?
>THIS HAS NO BLOODY ROCKS
>HUNTERS LIKE ME NO PLAY WITH KID ROCK
>they proceed to shit all over in, one after another and then beat each other up with their xrock.
>>257585336
>>T-Rex is outside
>not walking the dinosaur
0/10
>>257585419
>He doesn't support rocksmiths
Shooggy Doogy
>>257585362
No you mongoloid fucking dick stain.
AD stands for apple dough
It marks the last time cena lost cleanly in professional wrestling.
>cavemen at 1000 AD
>people implying AD means After Death and not Anno Domini
>this same fucking shitty thread again and again
>>257585605
>supporting rocksmiths
>1000 AD
>>257583245
>trip over rockstation rocks
>implying rockstation has rocks
>>257584893
That's good to hear. We're doing well in removing Viking recently, I hope we have a great future together.>tfw potatonigger ;_;
>>257584678
>>>/tumblr/
>>257582836
>Bizarro BC
OOGA WHO ELSE GOT WII-UNGA?
>>257584720
Nah, we will raise some of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. No way would our descendants destroy what we have built over generations with blood, sweat and tears. They will be like us, proud people who wont just give in to savages. Now those northerners on the other hand.
Norsemen
Yea
>1000 AD
>ooga booga
>I failed basic history
>>257586315
Me no cave baby
Me only like mature thing like Xbone and Rockime
>>257586315
The WII-UNGA has norocks.
>>257582836
videogames!
>>257586315
>hunting with kid rock
>1000AD
Your she thing hunt for you?
>>257585552
He went home with him, therefore he walked it, home.
Context clues, nyuggah.
>>257586315
>Buying dead rock
Rockstation 4 going to kill Wii-Unga. Bone dead anyway.
>want to play with rocks
>mate want me to hunt
>me just berrypicker
>>257586676
Rockstaion 4 has no rocks
>>257583878
AD stands for ad domino
>Talk of rocks
Fucking casuals and hipsters stuck with outdated technology.
>Not getting the Praystation IV or Crossbox I
>>257586615
I can't into reading cairns of text.
>>257586521
Yes, it is. Good observation.
>>257584334
GOD WILLS IT
Have you heard of that Jesus guy and his new console Bible?
>>257586458
>>257586603
>>257586676
>these hunters still mad rock witch 2 is for wii-unga
this now thread about rock la rock
becos me no have taste
>>257586521
Unga bunga what video game
>me trade 400 mammoth skins for Rockstation 4
>me face when Rockstation have no rocks
Just how did they build this?
>>257587014
Only Christians have the crossbox one. The Japanese are smart enough to enjoy their praystation 4.
>>257587116
>Implying rock witch was good
>>257586329
NORSEMEN
YES
ME LIKE WHEEL
MORE FUN THAN WII-UROCK
>>257587110
Oh please, we all know that that Alighieri guy has it right, we dont need another one
>>257587290
They built it on rock and roll.
>>257582836
>1000AD
>still in stone age
american education at it's finest
>>257587365
>wheel
>going outside cave
normalcaveman go way
>People on /v/ are this ignorant.
>>257584468
>Not anno domini
Someone is going to be put on the rack today.
Fucking heretics daring to speak something other than Latin.
>still getting a rock station or a rockbox
>not being part of the Personal Rock masterrace
I SHIGGY OOGA BOOGA DIGGY
>>257587275
>400 mammoth skins
Rockstation 4 only worth 400 lizard toes, you get runka'd.
UBUNTU!
>>257587290
By rolling the rocks up the hill and then positioning them. You can still see the marks left on the ground retard.
>1000 A.D.
>Cavemen
You can't be serious
I just pre order my copy of Beowulf! Its gonna be the best tale since Moses
>>257587365
>wheel
Berrypicker pls
>>257587290
Aliens.
>>257587584
>have best rock holder
>best rocks can't even fill it and made by no name hunter
>>257582836
>>257587508
This
Even if he meant 1000 BC he'd still be wrong
>>257588092
Could it be?
>>257588057
I BET YOU LIKE BABY DINOSAUR FOR DINNER
>>257587290
Neanderthal magic.
>>257587508
>>257588191
Buttblasted wheelmakers please
>>257587508
I think the original purpose of that picture is to get somebody point out that.
>>257584334
>>257584872
Whats with all these "Christians" shitting up the holy land with fire and sword, well its no problem since god is on my side right?>tfw Christians attacked muslims when Zionists were the real enemy[/spoiler[
>>257588191
>>257587508
I want to believe it's part of the joke, but I'm not so sure anymore
>>257588294
>baby dinosaur
>not enjoying lean dinosaur legs
I shoogy the boogy my mudman.
>>257587346
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27%E2%80%93Byzantine_War_%28860%29
>Attack women and children while army is away
>Run before they get back and kill you
Norsemen, not even once.
>>257588001
>Implying there are no cavemen in 2014
>he not boulder master race
>>257588426
kek
you're just mad that christianity is going multiplatform
>trading your pebbles for rocks
>not getting your rocks through the shaman network
berrypicker as fuck
>>257588426
>Constantly invade Europe
>Take Spain
>France kicked you out several times
>Think you can pull the victim card
Muslims deserved everything and more that happened to them.
Based Mongols doing Gods work. Punishing Russian subhumans and arabs.
I miss the Goths, say what you will about them killing Romans by the truckload, but they knew how to build shit.
POST VIDYA CONTROLLERS
If give me 100 berries I show unfinished cave drawing
>>257589218
Nice dildo faggot.
You get it from bad dinosaur?
>>257585167
>N-Nobody could ever fool me! They're just fucking retards
>>257589218
>using wildcat controllers
>>257589841
>tfw no rgfOoga
While westerners are playing stick and stones conversing in their neanderthal language, the Japanese have already mastered functional linguistics and have already been forging katans to dominate other races.
>>257588140
bunga do it for no pebble
>>257589218
>LOL
>>257588001
They're African.
>playing unga gunga
>unga loli is secretly a semen Oonga that's 1000 years old
>main Oonga has to sex her
Pic related
>>257589841
>tfw Gaia will never procreate with you
why cant there be a /v/ for grown ups only
:(
this is like being forced to play split screen with a toddler, or worse
>>257587584
Me no have time or patience to build personal rock set up. RockU just as good if not better
>>257590354
>implying Africans unga ooga booga and not click their teeth
History is hard.
>>257590470
>What we do on ground?
>Bonk =3
>playing Ooga Rock Quest
>loses to big rock
>rock gets on top of me and crushes me
>>257590694
>grown ups
>uses :(I oonga boonga.
>>257590694
>:(
Well if there was, you wouldn't be allowed, berrypicker.
Who else excited for Stone Warriors?
>>257590694
so sad :(
>>257590914
>to hip for your punctuation
yeah i bet you get all pussy
youre a child, face it brat
>>257585336
>T-Rex
>Penis
kek
>>257590694
>4chan is already 18+
>we need an adult version!
I can see someone is new here.
>>257591159
>proud to be cancer
oxygen thief
>>257591258
>getting buttblasted by that post
Newfag pls.
>>257582836
AS LONG AS THE BIG YELLOW CIRCLE IN THE HEAVENS RISES AND GOES DOWN
THE GAMING MARKET BE NINTENDOMINATED
>pic related is me after fighting mammoth to prevent from destroying tree I tied my ooga booga girl to so she doesn't run away
also stop these new nigga boogas from invading our land
>>257585523
youre an idiot.
>>257590694
>:(
>>257591589
>>257591258
>>257590694
>getting rumproasted this easily
I ooga booga my mudman.
>people still play with rock!
*tips mammoth felt fedora*
>>257591954
>mammoth felt
>not sabre tooth
>>257591761
Get out of here spaceman.
>>257591954
*tips sabre tooth skull*
>all these white-skinned savages
>mfw
Huddle upon your inferior landmass, mongrels; for the great Olmec empire is, and shall forever more be greater than you.
>>257591954
>not animal pelt
-unsheathes spear-
Pssh Ooga Booga Kid
>>257591761
Go back to your home sky man! I chuck rock at you
>>257592107
>fedora made out of a saber tooth
Not big enough to tip effectively.
I COME FROM THE FUTURE, NINTENDO WILL DOMINATE E3 2014
>>257591761
thanks rock
>>257582836
>Get to 1000 A.D.
>Everyone speaks of this guy Magus, who's apparently involved in this war
>It's war between humans and monsters it seems?
>The bridge is broken, again I hear Magus' name spoken.
>Who is this Magus?
>>257592196
back f off ooga booga!?
>>257591378
>impling /v/ isnt full of mewling shits
yeah and it is impossible to break rules?
seriously bud
you know and i know /v/ is little else except little turds
>>257583541
we no number good me am lern nuber
>>257582836
It's the year 3030.
Deltron is our hero If he can't do it, nobody can.
>>257588310
Slavs must have Neanderthal blood, because they also do shit everybody thinks should be impossible at their tech level.
>>257592196
*dodges*
>>257592570
deepest cave
>>257591889
>TEP KAK LIL WAS ONLY PRETEND RETART HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
look, a comedian
>>257591761
thanks doc
>>257587324
>keeping Rockstation race of Rock Witch
Ungadolences
>>257592895
>ooga getting this mad
*tips rock*
>that oog when
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT
>>257587290
1. Take big rocks and carve them.
2. Place big rocks on top of each other
>OH WOW THIS IS TRULY AND WONDER WHO DID THEY DO IT THIS IS JUST LIKE THE PYRAMIDS
>>257592630
>little turds
>turds
Are you trying to ruse me, lad?
>>257582836
>collect rocks because i like them
>leader has clubs and animal skins
>medicinal chief has his herbs
>women have children
>no woman wants me
>I cannot rape them because overpowered by female
>Some shines pass
>Get in contact with another tribe
>Another fellow rock gatherer
>He says I have shit taste in stones
me hope language develops so me can talk with other rock gatherers about rocks
>>257582836
>play wall mammoth hunt on high res wall
>mom yell TIME FOR EAT NUGNUG
>me reply NUGNUG NOT HUNGRY NUGNUG STAY HERE FIVE MORE SUN MOVEMENTS
>mom insist me walk cave pet
>me go outside
>hot sun god heat up ground because angry for not enough sacrifice
>put leash on pet raptor
>feet burn
>me fall down before me even walk out front hole
>me open door, get on floor
>me walk dinosaur
>>257592570
Oog die long long time before. Only oonga boongas think he still around. Grow some smart, dum dum berrypicker.
Look at bury ground if want make sure. It right over hill. Very close. Every caveman in tribe know where.
>>257592895
>pretending
>posts weren't trying to ruse, but genuine replies to you getting buttblasted over this thread
If anyone is pretending its you newfag.
So, bronze mustardraces, what are you playing on your bronze tools?
Ooga booga women worse than men
Me man so me deserve pretty woman
Rape not real, when man want bonka bonka woman has to
Joke about rape is not bad because free speech
>wrecking face in England
>amazing seafarers
>trade routes all the way to Central Asia
>enslaving sandniggers and gangbanging their women
Vikings best, or bestest?
>>257594283
Rocklr pls
epik
>>257591378
oh yeah, that rule sure is ironclad, and so easily enforced!
oh wait
>>257592895
kill yourself
i did 3 ounces of weed in 10 minutes and still didnt feel dumb enough to find any humour in this toddler's-1st-ebin-mem
>>257594568
>ignoring the post replied to
Samefag detected
>>257594664
im not the retarded flocking to a meme so cheesy it would make peewee herman blush
>>257594415
>pick on pussy ass monks
>get shit stomped in every time they encounter a proper army
what a bunch of pagan niggers
>>257586907
After Dominos?
>>257594849
cute, and then you link that reply to the wrong post
ohtheironing.jpeg
>>257594931
No, you're just the one sitting in a meme thread typing like a 15 year old and showing off how new you are
Kill yourself along with all these memespouters, please
>>257594849
maybe youre in the wrong thread?
>>257594931
>meme
>still in the thread
>still getting rumproasted
I shiggy the diggy my new niggy
>>257584870
toprock
>>257586206
Then why they call rockstation?
>>257595172
>wrong post
I'm replying to you, newfag. But here if I need to hold your hand and show you the post:
>>257590694
>>257595352
yeah, no i should ignore it so it can happen again, and again, and again
>>257595172
>>257595349
>samefagging this hard
oh look
im on 4chan for downies again
great
>>257591761
Thank shaman
>>257595647
>he thinks he can do something about it
WHAT A VALIANT HERO
>>257595647
Posting in this thread won't make it go away, newfag.
>>257595632
>but somewhere, sometime, someone ignored something
if you say so
>people take this thread seriously
It's time to go back to lurking kids.
>>257596052
>posts the reply
>ignores it completely
Damage control at its finest.
>>257596215
You mean
Go gather berries offspring big men talk
>>257595975
shining some light on you little worms is enough for now
POST HUNTING MATES
>>257596532
Sure, kiddo.
>>257596413
dont worry, the point will likely never get through to you at this stage of the discourse
>>257596532
>shining some light on you little worms
*tips fedora*
>>257596581
NO SHE MY MATEFU
>>257596532
>gets buttblasted and complains
>shining some light
Yes, you sure did.
>>257582836
>people actually find this funny
>>257596713
Holy shit, could you type any more like a fucking 15 year old?
>>257596713
>being in denial after being proven wrong
>trying to save face on an anonymous board
I shiggy diggy.
>>257596413
i see the problem now
it went so far over you that you assume something was ignored
kek
>>257597047
>i stuck my fingers in my ears and declared myself winrar
>therefore, correct
congratulations, youre retarded
you get a cookie
>>257596787
whatever you say, berrypicker
>>257596713
God damn, you get BTFO every post you make, just give it up. Lurk more before posting, son.
>>257596979
>people actually think /v/ is a serious board
>>257582836
>1000 A.D.
>stone age
American education everyone!
>>257597051
Ignoring
>>257590694
When replying to
>>257591378
>merely pretending!
>>257597242
>but i won in my mind
did your mom also tell you you won?
there there
Saw baby sabretooth tiger in strange dinosaur. What it means?
>DES UNGA BUNGA'S THINK FIRE NOT GIMIK
HUE
>>257597198
>>257596713
>samefagging to try and save face
Truly the most cancerous state of denial
>>257597338
Newfag
mfw bloodboonga only 15 frames per rock. boonga more rocksole babies.
>>257597384
you like to go in circles huh?
to spell it out for the slow crowd:
these 2
>>257592630
>>257594568
took care of this one:
>>257591378
will there be anything else, kids?
>>257596581
>NOT ONE HAIR ON BODY
IS AM SICK?
>>257597198
>you get a cookie
Reddit get the fuck out of here.
>all these people replying to an obvious underage newfags first epic bait
Truly summer
>>257597860
>posting your samefag replies
>I am the winner!
>defending an emote using faggot
>implying you aren't the emote using faggot defending himself in this thread
Sure buddy.
>>257597593
and who and where and when did anyone says i wasnt?
good god you keep running to that like its supposed to be offensive
>>257598072
>bait
That anon ha been acting like a euphoric faggot and trying to defend himself, pretty sure it's not bait, newfag.
>>257598195
even if that were all true and your implications valid, it cant hold a candle to the infantile faggotry of the thread's topic
>>257584358
>proto-/v/
>proto
proto would imply they have been here before /v/
do you mean neo? were you trying to think of a fun word that might be similar? you failed :(
>>257598072
It berry season offspring need to pick.
>>257598072
>underage newfag
as opposed to someone who would participate in this nonsense:
>>257582836
?????
hypocrite much???
>>257589218
>1000 AD
>not using guns
>>257598245
>claims victory
>multiple anons ripping you a new one
Yes, denial.
>>257598584
Maybe because it's referencing what the thread is supposed to be about, you stupid fucking retard
>>257598403
you havent been here long
everyone that doesnt agree with you is always baiting
OOG?
>>257598689
Damn kid, you sound euphoric as fuck
>>257598441
Then leave if you're the "bigger man" you stupid euphoric nigger. There's nothing you can do about it so why bother trying to save face or try to tell people to stop a thread on an anonymous board? Your efforts are what's infantile.
>>257594779
>shitposters have gotten so bad they take joke threads seriously
you guys are seriously fucking buzzkills. why dont you share skypes and argue it out there.
>>257598867
TELL ME ABOUT OOG, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE LOINCLOTH?
>>257598867
A lot of loyalty for a hired dinosaur!
>>257599006
HE AM BIG MAN
>>257599056
>could've had dubs
Moot is literally satan
>>257598771
a bunch of stupoid brats running around supporting this 1000ad spam couldnt win tictactoe against a door knob
>>257599076
FOR OOH
>>257584165
Kaiserreich is undisputedly the greatest name for a country ever.
>>257599207
>stupoid brats
Holy shit kid
>>257598846
>Le merely pretending
That's what newfags think. It seems like baiting because they can always turn around and say "LEL TRICKED"
Even though they spent the entire thread defending themselves to the death.
>>257598867
the rock plan i just filed with the cave lists stone, boulder, dr. pebble here, but only 1 you! first one to be wheel stay on my rockcraft!
>>257598996
jokes are supposed to be funny
this is painfully tryhard unfunny cheesy preschool tier bullshit
>>257599207
>stupoid
They're among us!
thine box of the cross hath no heresies
>>257589512
It will be a Cave Story, right?
>>257599412
>look at how new I am guys!
So go bitch about it on tumblr or reddit.
SHAMAN PAVEL, I SEEAYEAH
