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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
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>>257508912
Eisenhower.
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>>257508912
Sure.

Now, what do I win?
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>not maining Washington
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JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
JACKSON
>JACKSON
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>>257509162
Washington is too broken
Real Americans main Polk
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>>257509162
>not maining Clnton
Pleb
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>>257508912
Teddy Roosevelt.
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>using a one term president
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Only the manliest of men.
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>>257509112
Eisenhower has pretty decent stats all around, but Obama's Wildness gives him that extra boost in speed and attack
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>any year
>any country
>anyone but Andrew Jackson
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>Not choosing Truman for his tactical nuke bonus

Git gud plebs
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Teddy Bear is the only acceptable main
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>>257509435
Obama get can't close enough to characters with greater reach, like Lincoln
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FDR's New Deal final smash is OP as fuck.
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>2014
>not maining Abe 'The stinky log' Lincoln
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>he doesn't main the trust buster
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Who /nixon/ here?
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Is it true they're releasing an Andrew Johnson dlc?
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>>257508912
First guy with the dope hat.
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>>257508912

>not a single president since the 19th century has had a beard

what happened to the swag factor
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>>257509778
>>257509513
>>257509430
>>257509427

Reinstating the only acceptable answer with political cartoons.
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Easy
please come back teddy, we need you
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>Everytime I'm about to beat a Nixon he surrenders

fuck those guys
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If this ever becomes a thing, Washington's retreating run should replicate Joseph's from JJBA. Strong attack and defense, but when pinned down he runs like a motherfucker
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fdr
rollin' over niggas
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>>257509709
>Abe has a move based on his appearance in that one movie with the vamps
>Description states that it's especially powerful against vampires

DIO BRANDO CONFIRMED 2016 PRESIDENT ELECT

EVERYBODY GET FABULOUS
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>>257509112
But he just sits around while Patton does all the real work.
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Clinton confirmed for 2slick, best aerials and a killer soundtrack.
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>not maining William Henry Harrison

Plebs, the lot of you.
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>>257509582
Yeah, but his drone strike bonus is cash as fuck
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>he doesn't pick Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson
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CAN'T OUTMANEUVER THE HOOVER
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>>257510330
>maining a glass canon
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>>257510286
>best aerials
That would be W.
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Okay

Okay so

Teddy Roosevelt vs. Andrew Jackson

The two most bad-ass presidents we've ever had

Who wins?
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>>257509162
>2014
>Not Ronald Reagan
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>>257510429
Depends on the stage.
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This thread makes me sad. Seemingly we Kennedy players are rather rare...
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Lincoln for that crazy beanpole reach
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>No one maining Clinton

Literally why
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you niggas about to get zoned
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>Obama
>Use his NDAA special
>Disappears opponent Stalin style.

This shit is broken. Someone needs to fix it.
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>>257510286
>Clinton

based.
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>>257510429
>Jackson uses "Indian Removal"
>Roosevelt counters with "Big Stick Diplomacy"
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>>257510559
He's got great zoning but can't really deal with attacks from above.

It all just seems to go to his head
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Chester A. Arthur will fuck you inside out with his moustache
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>No women

Shitty game, I don't care if it's unrealistic there should be women presidents to choose from.
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>>257510559
What do you expect when he can only take one hit.
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>>257510659
I would.

>best soundtrack
>fucks your wife and mom at the same time
>max swag
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>>257510851
>no native american chiefs
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JOHN ADAMS
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>>257510429
Andrew Jackson:

72 Strength
79 Endurance
47 Vitality
86 Dexterity
63 Intelligence
75 Wisdom
75 Accuracy
58 Charisma

Roosevelt:

99 Strength
99 Endurance
99 Vitality
99 Dexterity
99 Intelligence
99 Wisdom
7 Accuracy
99 Charisma
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>>257508912
I main Theodore Roosevelt.
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>>257510851
>mfw sjw faggots are pressuring for a Hillary dlc
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FUCKING

TAFT
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>>257508912
Mah one and only
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> be a true man Truman
> nuke the shit out of everyone else
> instantly banned from play

Fuck you faggots. Can't handle a little boy and can't handle a fatman. Y'all faggots.
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THOMAS JEFFERSON
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>>257510851
Clinton's Hell Hath no Fury brings in Hilary for the assist, as does Elenor for FDR's Great Minds ultra.
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>>257508912
Teddy Roosevelt obvioulsly, the dude was shot at while giving a speech, he caught the bullet and kissed it and threw it back at his assassin and killled him. And he finished giving the speech as well, I don't think any other president could match him in combat.

And what the fuck is pierce going to do, watch his kids get run over by a train again? C'mon some of these aren't even viable.
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When will this guy get buffed? He gets killed almost instantly.
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>>257511192
>Project R
>actual game

Have fun with your Sovietfag mod.
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>>257508912

Nixon only
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When are we gonna get the DLC that includes the people who ran for Pres but never won?

We need that Gore vs Romney match up
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EFF DEE ARGH
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Van Buren
The first President who was actually born in America.

He'll also rape your economy.
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No second terms
Kennedy only
Final destination
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>>257511404
/thread
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>>257508912
Either Dylano or Teddy. Any other choice (maybe apart of Eike) is shit.
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>>257510330
>try to play Harrison
>always KOd within 30 seconds

Literally below F-tier
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Smash Bros 4: Presidents DLC pls
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I want presidents to have beards and other facial hair again. There was this sweet spot between the Civil War Era and just after WWI.

What happened to the beards America? What happened to the beards?
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>pick obongo
>not bound by any rules
>drone the competition to hell
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>We like Ike
>We like Ike
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If you don't main Andrew Jackson or Teddy you are a huge faggot.
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>>257511670
Taft ruined facial hair for everyone
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>2014
>Not picking based Andrew Jackson
What isn't to like? He said no to Jew banks, he beat the guy who tried to assassinate him to a pulp, and his parrot at his funeral had to be removed for cursing. How could you not like Jackson?
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>>257508912

HEY HEY LBJ, HOW MANY COMBOS DID YOU DROP TODAY?
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Polk is best president

modern day cincinnatus laid down his goals and FUCKING DID ALL OF THEM IN FOUR YEARS

satisfied with his time on earth he ascended humanity less than 4 months after retiring
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>not maining FDR for those cripple combos
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>>257511449
>Perot: Spoiler, Dirty Tricks, Giant Sucking Sound

>Paul: Money Bomb Gold Standard Requiem, The Happening
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>>257509430
>>257509778
>>257509513
>>257509427
>>257510038
>>257511139
>All this love for TR

Bully /v/!
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>>257508912
Andrew Jackson, you goddamn faggots.
He fought in over a hundred duels and won.
He got a cheese round weighing in at about 2000 pounds, when his wife started bitching about the smell, he spread word that anyone who wanted a piece could have it free of charge. It was gone in a matter of hours.
His parrot was not allowed at his funeral because it would not stop swearing.
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>not maining Bush-2

It's like you want the terrorists to win.
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William McKinley Drunken master class
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Clinton.

He's the Joseph Joestar of presidents.
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>>257508912
It's like Mortal Kombat Armageddon. There's a huge-ass roster, but every character plays the same.
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They need to buff JFK's bullet resistance, shit is so unfair with the environmental hazards in Dealey Plaza.
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>>257511181
This would be Hillary-ious.
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I'll beat you fuckers with Jackson so hard it's gonna be Trail of Tears Part II
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>black men have better physical capabilities than white men
>the only black president is Obama
The choice is much too obvious
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Adams father & son team vs Bush father & son team, who wins?
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>>257511992
No, that would be Jackson or Teddy.

Clinton is the Giorno of presidents.
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>main Truman
>mfw 129k-240k hit combos
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American presidents dating sim when?
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Idk, people who end up playing Teddy Roosevelt end up dying.
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>>257511936
>gold standard requiem

All other economics-based combos are cancelled out
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>>257512107
John Adams wrecks most of this roster
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>>257512158
Clinton is a slut.
Like Joseph.
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How do any of you play Bush well i mean shit hes so weak against kick attacks.
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>you will never be as psychotically badass as Jackson
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>>257512215
You just had to do it
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>he doesn't main Taft and crush people with his crane / bathtub combo
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Regardless of all you fucking she's, I'm picking Reagan.
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>>257512215
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>>257512008
Not maining Grant

>Alcoholic resistance to poison
>Does triple damage against KKK mobs
>Facial hair bonus
Clevelands respawn is such bullshit though
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>Not maining Abe Lincoln
What are you? Some kind of manlet?
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Anything but Teddy Roosevelt is the wrong choice.

Except maybe Jackson and Washington.
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>>257512292
Your best bet is to bait them with Voodoo, then cancel out of Read My Lips into Thousand Points of Light.
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>>257512025
Underrated post right here...
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>>257512536
>maining that lanky motherfucker

It's all about the W, nigger.
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why is Hover so fucking shit tier
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WHY ISN'T THIS A THING?
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>no one has said Grant

Plebs, all of you
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>>257512659
>he hasn't played Presidential Fighter

How new are you?
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>>257512215
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>implying Bull Moose don't run this shit
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>>257512215
Fuck you

;_;
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>Obama
>drone strike drone strike drone strike drone strike
>stimulus *METER UP*
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weak everything except special, that stage theme though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjCyVfBiwpE
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>Ctrl + f "Jeff"
>1 result.
Are you niggers serious? Me and 1 anon can't be the only people exploiting the Louisiana purchase?
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>>257508912
>anyone but Thomas Jefferson or Andrew Jackson.
Enjoy not having democracy-love or cane-combo in your move list.
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>>257512790
I mean, President Evil was good up until 3
They made it into a figher?
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>ITT faggots who don't main The W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
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>>257508912
Tricky dick.
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>>257512730
He's my third choice behind Motherfucking Jackson and the Trust Bustin' Teddy
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>>257512942
But he gets nerfed by people on welfare asking him for "Obamabucks" and people pleading him to pay off their mortgages. Also, his stimulus hardly does anything.
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Theodore Roosevelt
>Grappler
>One of his moves is an altered form of the Brainbuster, but its called Trustbuster
>Can pull out a big stick and whack people with it similar to Haggar's pipe
>Can also pull out a hunting rifle, but this is his only long-range move and it takes a while to activate
>Enters the battlefield riding an elephant
>Unlockable costumes include one where he is dressed up as a jungle explorer and one where he is dressed up as a teddy bear

Richard Nixon
>Moveset similar to Mortal Kombat's Smoke, but uses water instead of smoke
>Moveset is mainly about preventing the opponent from using their powers
>Can summon magical gates of water which constrict the opponent
>The water gates prevent the opponent from using whatever part of the body the water gate is surrounding (for example, if the water gate hit the opponent's leg, it would surround their legs and the opponent wouldn't be able to use any kicking moves)

Andrew Jackson
>Many of his moves have invincibility against ranged attacks
>Most of his moveset is about getting the opponent as far away as he can then zoning
>His move "Indian Removal" is a magic-based grappling move (think Dr. Strange's throw)
>His move "Trail of Tears" causes a stage-wide path of bog-like water to appear knocking over their opponent, similar to Subzero's Ground Ice
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>>257508912

Mains:
Teddy Roosevelt.
Andrew Jackson.
FDR ('cause you know that he has a Gatling Gun in that wheelchair of his).
JFK.

Bottom Tier:
-Nixon
-Reagan.
-Obama.
-Taft.
-William Henry Harrison.
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>>257513113
>he picks mario in mariokart
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A Tier:
>Grant
>T. Roosevelt
>Jackson

B Tier:
>Lincoln
>Kennedy
>Reagan

C Tier:
>Washington
>Bush Jr
>Clinton

D Tier:
>Carter
>Eisenhower
>Cleveland

F Tier:
>Taft
>Ford
>Harrison
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>>257510238
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Calvin MOTHER FUCKING Coolidge
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>>257513273
Shigeru I hope you're reading this
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>>257513397
>not even including TJ on your list.
Fuck you, federalist scum stain.
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>Not maining George W
>Enhanced shoe-dodge
>"I don't give a fuck" attitude
>Declares war on a fucking concept
>Goddamn right he'll declare war on you too
>Ultra-Special summons all 4 branches of the US military AND 3 PMCs to fuck your shit up
>Tag attack with Cheney The Shotgun Master

It's like you people don't want to win
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>>257513397
S Tier is Washington Adams Jefferson Lincoln
A Tier is FDR Polk Jackson Reagan Teddy
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>>257513397
>Kennedy
Literally every ranged attack is an automatic critical with that dingus though.
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>>257513445
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>playing John Adams when you can play far superior Thomas Jefferson
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>>257512215
now I'm sad again
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>>257513397
>B Tier:
>Kennedy
His only good move is the persona summoning.
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>>257513209
>stimulus hardly did anything
Well, it certainly gave someone a shit ton of money.
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>>257511796
Not to mention he REGULARLY dueled (and won, obviously) tons of motherfuckers out back of the White House when he got bored. Fed Jackson is NOT fun.
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>>257508912
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRE-7jj8IGs
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>ctrl + f ulysses
>0 results
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Harding.
I play him because he's blatantly underpowered, which makes my victory even sweeter.
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Andrew Jackson is the only answer.
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>>257513935
Why isn't there a 10 hour loop of this?
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>>257512215
You cunt
I laughed.
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>Teddy's daughter

Hot damn
I'd bust that trust.
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>>257513948
All presidents go by their first name when referring to them as only one name.
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Franklin Pierce would be the Dan.
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>>257513310

Reagan is top tier.
Tears down walls (of defense)
Super move: Star Wars-Raises his defense budget while breaking the opponent's economy.
Creates the neoconservative movement, where his followers rip his opponent to shreds

Uses his stupid fucking monkey sidekick from his acting career as an assist.
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>>257513445
Coolidge bros reporting in. Midtier warrior 4 lyfe
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>>257508912
Based Andrew " Indian bane" Jackson every time.
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>>257514134
So who's George?
Who's Sam?
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>>257513935
More like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
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>>257510001
>if this was printed in a paper today that paper would be forced to issue a public apology and possibly fire the creator because Republicans (now a living satire of actual fiscal conservative values) would cry foul in defense of big business and the banks so loud it would make the media's world head spin
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>>257514171
>Uses his stupid fucking monkey sidekick from his acting career as an assist.

He had a monkey sidekick?
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>>257514118
shitty hair
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TJ, all day, erry day
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>>257512215
I spat out my mountain dew and threw my dorito bag across the fucking room, well played
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>>257514227
More lik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycrb_ySffzY
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>>257513445
>man placed a bet saying another man can't make Calvin say at least 3 words
>that other man asks Calvin
>Calvin says "You lose"
Based
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>>257514271

Bedtime for Bonzo best movie of all time
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>>257513445
Based Coolidge.

>Later in his presidency, a reporter asked him if he had any hobbies. To which he responded: “I hold office.”

>At a dinner party, the woman next to Cal tried to engage in conversation by bringing up a bet she had made. She had bet, she told the reticent president, that she could get more than two words out of him. Coolidge’s response: “You lose.”

>Coolidge not only insisted on sleeping 12 hours every night; he seemed determined to make that fact well known. During the day, he almost always got in a two-hour nap. What was his explanation? When you’re asleep, you can’t make any bad decisions! Upon waking up, he would reportedly ask his aide, “Is the country still there?”
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>Not maining the only man in history to win a war against the United States itself.
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Wasn't there a shitty indie fighting game where you can make the presidents fight each other?
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>>257508912
Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Bear
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>we will never have a cool president again
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>>257508912

Not maining Reagan

That monkey assist
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>>257514517
>“You lose.”
>“Is the country still there?”
Hah.
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>>257514440
Calvin Coolidge, a president of few words, was so famous for saying so little that a White House dinner guest made a bet that she could get the president to say more than two words. She told the president of her wager. His reply: "You lose."
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>>257514708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7x4ZS7ZZWc
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Warren G Harding. Anyone who writes letters about his dick is alright in my book.
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>>257508912
George W Bush
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>>257514227
No, Im pretty sure its this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcYy7-697ls
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Whenever I make an attack on Obama he activates his Race Card
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Presidential Warriors when?
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>>257514171

He can't call Barack Obama to fight for him
also he's too damn old
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JFK a shit husbando. People only like him cause he's hot, but he has no other redeeming qualities
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>>257514821
Man, he seemed like he didn't even want to do it.
Fucking obama, I want sweet sax bill back. At least Bush was hilarious, this guys is just so boring.
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QUICK /V/, WHAT IS THE THEME OF YOUR MAIN?
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>>257515005
>barack obama
>monkey sidekick
Just got that.
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I still cannot believe a damn black is in the White House
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>>257514708
Vermin Supreme is the next character added if dubs or more.
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>>257515101
For Jefferson obviously. Fuck the king.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMgabmtj5Y4
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>>257510429
>Jackson
>two most bad-ass presidents we've ever had
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>>257515015
His PT cruiser was hit by a destroyer, breaking his spine, in extreme pain he carried another sailor for a mile, holding him with his teeth, until he reached an island. Once there he carved messaged into coconuts and gave them to islanders to give to soldiers. He also fucked pretty much every woman in America, and played the worlds biggest game of chicken with Russia, making Khrushchev look like a bitch.
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>>257510559
JFK a shit. Bobby Kennedy on the other hand...
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>>257515219
He'll be included in the 2012 Happening DLC that includes Ron Paul, Romney, Mecha Ralph Nader and an assortment of others.
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>>257515101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U
Truman
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>can parry projectiles
>nullifies status debuffs
>immune to censure
>implying desperate courage doesn't make One a majority
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>>257515406
Running-mate DLC when?
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>>257515101
>Gerald Ford
http://youtu.be/fULINLYAKEM
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>>257515101
George W Bush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
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>>257515406
I hope they include Al Gore in that one. Seriously, he totally belongs in the roster already. I mean, we already had one Bush, they should have dropped the second.
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>>257515183
He's not black. He's a mulatto.
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Top Tier:
Eisenhower
Teddy

High Tier:
JFK
Andrew Jackson
Washington

Mid Tier:
Everyone else

Low Tier:
FDR
Obongo/Bush
Carter
Grant
Andrew Johnson
Buchanan

Shit Tier:
Woodrow WIlson
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>>257513273
Abraham Lincoln
>Attacks with an axe mainly
>Can cause trees to appear on the battlefield like the Villager in Smash
>Can cut down the trees with his axe, the tree causes massive damage if it falls on the opponent
>Once the tree is cut down, it becomes a log
>The log can then be picked up by Lincoln, which will alter his moveset to give Lincoln heavy but long log-based melee attacks
>The log wears away with each attack
>Lincoln can also throw the log, but based on wear, it deals less damage

Obama
>Can use the move "Obamacare" which heals both him and his opponent, needs to recharge after using it, if you try to use Obamacare too early after just using it, Obama crashes and stops working
>Dual akimbo pistol is his ranged, fires rapidly like Stryker's gun but aim is bad
>Can manipulate basketballs in a variety of moves, three basketballs can be present on the screen at once
>Counters an opponent's attack by revealing his birth certificate

Herbert Hoover
>Joke character
>Can drain the stamina of his opponents by making change fall out of their pockets
>Calls upon a crowd of angry homeless people to run throughout the stage similar to Frank West's zombie attack
>Can prevent opponents from using special attacks using "Prohibition"
>Most of his useful attacks require a lot of stamina, so he needs to build a Hoover Dam to recharge himself and build meter
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>>257514923
Shit man, his hitbox is so broken. I swear you can't hit him with projectiles.
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>>257510559
JFK a shit. Bobby Kennedy on the other hand...
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>>257510851
Here you go, have your female president.
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>>257515529
Susceptible to impeachment attacks though
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>>257514517
When is Kevin Spacey gonna do a movie as him?
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>>257515101
Coolidge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
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>>257512215
I don't get it, aren't most of the presidents dead?
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So will we ever get DLC for presidential candidates?

Just think of how hard Williams Jennings Bryan will counter Reagans monkey.
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>>257515649
Oh, and add Thomas Jefferson to top.
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>>257515649
>FDR
>lower than JFK
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>>257515815
That is Robin Williams
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>>257515101
WH Harrison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CZCKP-H4C8
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>>257515661
William Henry Harrison
>Strongest character in the entire game
>Takes about three solid moves to kill most characters
>Starts the game off with a cold, however
>Will randomly sneeze, preventing him from moving
>Only has 32 seconds to live
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>>257515948
Anyone with right wing leanings hate him and interpret history in a way that suits their idea that a conservative president (like those that helped cause the crash in the first place) would do a better job than him because they think he ruined everything when he pretty much saved the lives of millions and stopped the country from tanking completely.
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WHEN IS OBAMA GOING TO GET NERFED


DRONE STRIKES ARE OP AS HELL
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WHERE IS THE JEFFERSON DAVIS DLC
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>>257514708
Praying for Gary Johnson to rerun. I know he won't win but he still gives me hope
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>>257516102
>He stopped the country from tanking completely.
Nope, WW2 did. FDR only made shit worse.
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>>257515101
obama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
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>>257516119
Just counter with Trumans nukes.
Drones are good, but the nukes are better, they even apply the cold war debuff.
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>>257515336
Okay I take it back but he's still an unfaithful slut
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>>257515649
>>257515948
>Lincoln lower than JFK
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>>257515987
>"Robin Williams" costume for Teddy confirmed

What alternate costumes are next?
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>>257516214
>spewing this bullshit

The New Deal helped a ton but not nearly enough as WW2 did.
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who hyped for the VC spin off game?
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Third party reps?
>Putin
>Queen Elizabeth II (bonus: she shuts the SJWs up about no women in game)
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>>257516390
Trumans hazmat kit.
Lincolns Canadian get up.
Obamas Gangsta chains.
Georgie Jr.'s Bush Camouflage of mass obstruction.
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>>257516143
too busy being Lincolns bitch
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>>257515713
That's a spin-off game tho, a quite shit one at that.
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>>257515038
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>>257516214
>>257516509
>unemployment on a sharp downward trend before entering the war

WW2 helped for sure, but even then, everything was on the right track. A war to mobilize all the money in the country that was stagnant was a big punch in the arm. I recall the magic number being $300 billion (1940s) to fuel the war that was raised from bonds and the like.
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>>257516818
No she's the third party rep
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>>257516683
>not just making a spin-off World Leaders game

This is presidents m8. If there's gonna be any non-president reps, it should at least be American politicians and heroes.

You can have Hilary be a weaker but faster version of Bill's character.

Daniel Boone would be a great choice for a hero character. (fun fact, I'm related to him)
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>>257513273
>not making it to where Andrew Jackson has MASSIVE tank stats (old hickory)
>not listing him as the best duelist in game
>not giving him a battle of New Orleans based move that forces the enemy opponent to take 2,000 casualties whenever a commander is killed
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>>257516683
>implying putin could beat gomulka
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>>257516903
Wasn't most of the funds for fighting in the war from the United States selling weapons to countries? Could have sworn that was a thing.
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>>257508912
Awful lot of white guys here.
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Canukken vs Pres Fighters when?
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>>257517126
There are an awful lot of white guys in america
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>>257516980
>having people with lesser power duel the presidents
The third party reps should have as much or more power as the presidents
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>>257517073
Funneling a shit ton of supplies to the Soviets, yes. US was making mad dosh from selling shit. But in order to feed all those US soldiers and build those warships and tanks and fuel then needed about 4 trillion by today's money. The government needed to turn the country upside down and shake it down for every penny it had that people were holding onto because they were not confident in the economy after the depression.
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>>257512215
>Wiat what does he mean, that's Rob Williams, isn't it?
>What is this fag trying to say?
>Google Robin Williams

I don't know what to feel. Shock, sadness. It's like a a close relative died. I can't believe this is real.
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Harry S. Truman for his ultimate attack.

Shit's fucking great.
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>not maining Teddy
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>>257515101

Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
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>>257517505
Stop posting radioactive jap cartoons.
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>>257508912
Does Bush Jr get to double team with Putin?
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>>257517426
I know that feel anon.
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>>257517626
>That penis mushroom
For a moment I thought it was going to be a Jazz song.
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>>257515718
because he was never impeached?
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>>257508912
Thomas Jefferson is the most ideologically based.
Lydon Johnson is the most overall based.
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>>257517426
>>257517689
LOL, Robin Williams is DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD
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>>257517626
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