This is a PC game.
Fuck I could go for a hot pot.
Played it before
10/10 adventure with more twists then you can even believe.
My god I did not see that ending coming, I thought I had all the pieces put together but I had so much fun during the game I looked over one important detail.
I can't spoil it though, recommend you all download it
>>257102391
Thanks man. Sounds like my kinda game.
Important question though. Does it run 1080p 60fps smoothly?
>>257102391
does it have more twists than Trapped in the Closet
This is a Console game
>>257102669
>>257102391
>I can't spoil it though
The stolen recipe was a diversion set up by Mrs.Honeywell to help cover up the assassination plot against the mayor
There, I just saved everyone 60+ Hrs of reading and intense boss fights
>>257102149
And since when a platform that is free from any sort of genre limitation is bad?
>implying that hotpot doesn't look delicious
Fuck it, I'm ordering this game. I need to discover what happened to the missing hotpot recipe.
>>257102149
> consolebabbies will NEVER EVER get Coronation St.
>>257102391
Damn it anon don't blueball me like this.
What the hell is she even holding? It looks like a giant open-faced apple pie.
>>257102669
>mfw console babbies will NEVER EVER get TMotMHR
>>257102754
Holy shit, GOTY. I bet the only reason IGN didn't give this 10/10 is because they were paid off by Jewbisoft.
>Pubs that put hotpot on their menu
carvery for life, yo
>>257102669
>>257102894
Since when has IGN ever given a shit about hardcore PC exclusives/
>>257102761
Hey fuck you buddy you stole my joke
Somebody stream it.
Norris is best route
>>257102754
Actually it is in the pub all along. I played this and it is a pretty mediocre game. like 1/10.
Crappy point and click adventure, over really fast too
>>257102761
>>257102887
s-shut up
>>257103097
Git Gud casual scum. You're just mad because you never got past the tutorial.
>>257102669
looks like game of the year
Wow this game is hardcore as fuck.
>...no, Agnes, its raining.
>>257103097
>Being this much of a casual
Go back to your Dark Souls kiddie
>>257103053
This is now a Norris thread, Fuck searching for Betty's Hotpot, get a round in at the Rovers with Norris and shoot the shit.
>move to London
>can't get a hotpot for love nor money
>ask for gravy to go with chips, asked to leave premises
alright then
Wait, do you play as this old lady? This is important.
>>257103053
>>257103659
Norris a shit
>>257103659
didnt a fucking train wreck the street sometime ago?
>>257103683
She's just the heroine for the first 3 chapters
I miss the times where gamedevs could go for such silly experiments, they oftentimes made for very fun games,
The countless hours of my younger self playing "Toilettycoon" come to mind.
Nowadays there's so much money behind videogames that nobody dares to think about doing anything out of the norm
>>257103193
>>257103535
B-but I completed it, I doubt it is detailed enough to have bad endings and good endings?
>>257103784
Yes! It was on the same night that Warcraft Cataclysm launched.
So being a britbong with my 2 friends all at my house leveling together we watched 'Coronotaion Street: cataclysm' before playing WoW: Cataclysm
>>257103930
>>257102754
You missed like, 7 fucking chapters because you fell for the bait.
>>257103930
You doubt that because you're a fucking casual pleb. The game is actually sixty hours long, and that's just the main quest.
>>257103784
yeah lol
>>257104307
The writers really did run out of ideas didn't they.
>>257103725
Norris is queen bitch on the street.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOh9dPGxEr8
>>257104427
Norris Master Race
>>257102761
>consolebabbies will NEVER EVER get Coronation St.
>>257104427
FUKIN REKT
>>257104307
that's funny
>>257104398
>50+ years running every week straight.
>Running out of ideas
>>257104427
Norris for Prime Minister 2014
>>257102761
That's okay, we have this as a console exclusive.
Too bad the bbc doesn't want you entitled PC shitlords pirating it if it ever got a port :3
>>257104307
choking on my m&ms
>>257104427
I bet her ass is the hotpot.
>>257104786
>50+ years running every week straight.
>Not running out of ideas
>>257104836
>BBC doesn't want me to pirate it
>Can watch it on the iPlayer on my PC
console kiddies are THIS dumb, trying to justify their TV license
>>257104307
>I have to ride this piece of shit to work
>Recently put less seats in with HALF of the seats for disabled people and are starting to allow people in motorised buggies in
>>257102149
>PCfats have Coronation St.
>>257102149
WAH
WAH-WAH
WAH WAH WAAAAH
>>257104992
Seriously, there's so many fucking disabled spots and disabled parking etc that half the time both are completely fucking empty. The only people I ever see parking in disabled parking is morbidly obese people.
>>257104836
DANNY DYERS EASTENDERS 2 STARING DANNY DYER AS DANNY DYER : GET OWT MY PUB EDITION!
>>257102761
D-didn't want it anyway.
>>257105024
And you don't.
>>257102149
>>257102761
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053494/
>6.1
>6.1
>SIX POINT ONE
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>257104836
>grapes are shit
>>257104427
god i remember that cunt when i used to watch it
>>257103725
>royfag detected
Please leave.
>>257105135
Shit, my mam broke her leg recently and had trouble find a disabled seat on the tram because there are too many disabled seats and people just sit in them. It's just how it is. Accommodate disabled folk too much and able people aren't just going to see the point because it's rare to see anyone disabled that justify using those seats.
Even my mam said much of the same.
>>257105326
>Conosolebros will NEVER EVER have to play Coronation St.
>>257105398
>Deirdre and Ken 'Are we friends again?' Extended scene
>Audrey is such an ignorant bitch
>Who Wants a Three-way with Deirdre?
Gotta love IMDb
>>257104836
>not wanting the waifu-filled goodness that is Hollyoaks instead
Nancy route best route.
Nancy best waifu.
>>257105198
>SAVE DAUGHTER FROM TRACKSUIT WEDDING
>PRESS X TO SUMMON BEALE FOR SPIRITUAL POOL GUIDANCE
>PATRICK DLC DAY 1
I wonder how awkward it was for Kevin Webster and Ken Barlow coming back to the set.
>>257103681
Coronation Street has nothing to do with London you mug
>>257102149
I think everybody outside of the UK need to realise that this poor soap opera cash in.
Topped the PC chart in the UK for a good few months.
>>257106376
Holy fuck this game is epic.
>>257103097
>mediocre
>like 1/10
>You will never play Chegger's Party Quiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-GSMV-iKtE
>>257106778
Welp, looks like it's time to finally commit suicide.
This is now a Britfag thread:
Posh Cunt Tier:
Waitrose, M&S
Cool Guy Tier:
Tesco, Aldi, Costcutter
That One Pleb Tier:
Sainsburies, Morrisons
Poorfag Tier:
ASDA, Lidl
Paki Tier:
Poundland, B&M, Home Bargains
>>257106998
>implying Aldi isn't a shit version of Lidl
pleb
>>257106778
This is worse than I could ever imagine.
>>257103681
>>257103681
What britbong nonsense is this?
>>257107094
ill bash ur ead in m8
>>257106998
>Tfw got a £5 tent from Morrisons for the reading festivalbastard
>>257106778
>make yourself comfy
comfiest game confirmed
>>257107274
>goes to festivals
get out normie
>>257106778
>americans will never understand banta
>>257107094
Aldi is getting all over the place in Nottingham. I'm sure there's about 7 Aldi shops + 3 being built and 1 Lidl.
>>257103097
That was a decoy you fucking pleb
MC gets murdered 3 days later
>>257107360
had the most fun at download m80
Aerosmith washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LKD-XQjEHs
>>257102149
Woah...
>>257106998
what about Iceland
>>257107441
>>257107094
>>257106998
Why do you talk like Aldi is a British thing?
>>257107602
Are we saying it's a Brit thing? I think we're all aware it's full of foreign food.
>>257107602
>implying I'm British
>>257107597
holy shit forgot that was still a thing, milfs go to iceland every time before the start of Im a cunt get me out of here
>>257107597
Poorfag Tier
>>257107186
u want sum m8?! A bloody loudmouth is what you are eh!
Speechless.
>>257106778
>Somehow, this is not the worst thing Keith Chegwin has done in his career.
This is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP8A9McuPRc
Fuckin Corrie! I seriously hope that homeless lesbian gets the fuck out of the story soon she couldn't be more annoying, and any reason to have less Sophie on screen at this point the better
>>257108095
>>257108095
just imagine having to be keith chegwin
every morning you have to wake up and look in the mirror
every morning you're reminded of all the failures
every morning you're reminded that you are the punchline of an entire nation
>>257108095
My mother brings this up everytime he's on TV.
>he had the smallest willy I've ever seen
>it was like a grub
>>257106998
But...what about Fultons?
>>257106998
>Will have to live on aldi food for a year because student
how will I do?
>>257107274
Oh shit m8 I'm goin as well, can't wait for the Arctic Mankees to play. Probably gonna give Blink a miss though, I can't stand their music taste
rip fred
you still live on butchering in our hearts
>>257107597
Turbopleb tier
People who shop in iceland shouldn't be allowed to live
>>257108848
i went to download festival, thats more my type of music. All my friends are going to reading so fuck staying in the house all weekend
Im only going to get stated all weekendwelshfag
>>257108429
>"It's the worst career move I made in my entire life - if I could turn the clock back, I would!"
Poor, sweet cheggers ;_;
>>257106998
Swap cool guy and that one pleb tier and move Aldi down to poorfag and this is about right.
>>257109220
>stated
>muh roads
Lolbertarian master-race reporting in
>This is a DS game
The fucking cover gets me every time.
>>257109526
i don't know what you just said but "stated" means drunk here
>>257109648
>Work in game store
>Woman asks if this game is any good
>Shows me that cover
>I burst out laughing
I had no idea we even had a copy in the store
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER
>>257106998
>Aldi
My god, the food is terrible, barely any cheaper than Woolies or Coles and the cashiers have fucking God complexes where they command and shut registers as they wish and make you pay for bags if you didn't bring your own. Why do people shop there, again?
>>257109648
Know that game wasn't released by Ubi but this pic's a good showcase of some of the shit the DS got.
EASTENDERS > EMMERDALE > CORONATION STREET
FACT
>>257109897
>Not having a bag for life
Also the cashiers scan your shit real quick. I can respect that. No waiting around because some cunt of a customer wants a chat.
>>257106998
But Tesco, Asda and Morrisons all sell the same fucking products. You'd be fucking dumb to go to the one that sells you the same shit for a higher price. Asda's meat counters and that are fucking shit tier though
>>257109901
>Petz
>Bunnyz
>Horsez
>Tigerz
>Fashion Dogz
>Petz Vet (surprised it's not vetz)
>>257104307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrN1EOWVK8U
I don't watch Corrie, seen it a few times but this just doesn't seem real. As though it's like a Treehouse of Horror episode where it's forgotten about.
Just the way it's filmed and the shit going on. Just what the fuck.
>>257110331
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrN1EOWVK8U
BASED STAPEMEISTER
>>257109648
Guys the real mystery iswho killed Lucy Beale?
>>257109648
>Deep Silver
Nothing surprises me about this company anymore. They may as well be the modern day LJN.
>>257106998
>Tesco above Saintsbury's
>aldi =/= lidl's
You wot m8
>>257109897
Most places make you pay for bags
>god complexes over shutting and opening registers
Son you sound autistic.
>>257111270
Lidl is distinctly downmarket from Aldi, but not by much. Aldi should be in pleb-tier and Sainsburies in Cool Guy.
>>257109897
>rather sit around and have a conversation with your cashier than have them do their job quickly and efficiently so you can get on with your day sooner
What are you, a seventy year old biddie with nothing to live for?
>>257107274
>going to a festival for books
>>257102669
0/10, does not have "Definitive Edition" or "Remastered" on the case somewhere.
>>257107274
>britbongs are such nerds they have READING festivals
Haha wow nigger try listening to music you fag
rule 34 when?
>>257109648
>12+
What
>Not getting the Muscle Car mod
>Not getting the special DLC Cheesecake Robbery mission
>Not getting the ENB
>not getting the nude modles mod
>not getting the "Citizen Kane" edition
All of this consoles can't have
>>257109738
It's in a state, not stated.Ti'n twp bachgen?
>>257102951
gonna need the sauce on this gif
>>257111892
>>257111892
>>257113102
10/10
>>257106778
absolute madman hahahaha
>>257113102
MORE! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THE COVER OF THE GAME OVER THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT AND BOUGHT REVIEWS
>>257106778
>out on Wii, PS2 and PC
XBOX GOT BTFO
>>257105198
LIAR LIAR DANNY DYER GET HIM IN A HEADLOCK
>>257106998
I lived off Salisbury's Meal Deals in uni because I'm a pleb
>>257114394
I too like meals from a town in the west country
>>257114394
>Sainburies Meal Deals
fucking hell those things are a godsend
probably playing hell with my body fat and sugar intake but if I didn't eat them I'd starve
>>257115103
shit, I need to check my writing before I post, I keep misspelling everything
>>257108828
Good mate.
>>257104836
>watching eastenders
Depressing cockney shit full of nigs and indians.
I buy all my meat from lidl's. I recommend getting their chicken thighs. Shitloads more meat on them than the big supermarkets ones.
>>257113871
>>257113871
I have no imagination whatsoever
>>257115161
there was a small Sainburies around the corner from my house last year, so anytime I wanted to eat I just got meal deals from there, towards the end of the year I also kept buying lots of sweet stuff from the bakery, but this year I'm going to try to cut all that shit out
BASED IAN BEALE
>tfw Game and gamestation are kill in my town
Not one for miles and miles
>>257116507
lucckily steam exists and you don't have to leave your house you fucking dfaggot
>>257116507
What about CEX?
>>257116507
There's a Game, Grainger Games, CeX, a independent retro game shop and Forbidden Planet in my townthe town is a shithole though
>Britfags on /v/ actually watch eastenders, emmerdale and corry
Why
>>257116664
blow me turbofag
>>257116854
>Not watching eastenders, emmerdale and corrie
sheep shagging faggot
>>257110331
Give them some credit, it was filmed and broadcasted live.
>>257113102
but Anon, what do I get for pre-ordering from GAME?
Looking at the cover, it is impossible to know.
>>257114394
How much?
Most meal deals cost £3. £3 for lunch everyday sounds excessive on a student loan.
>>257116669
nah
>>257116821
Actually there is this shithole in town centre with some games in, games like fifa 10 and shit, old as fuck.
They have a life size big boss in the window
>>257117084
it was, I was in my overdraft by the end of the year, I was just too lazy to make my own food
>>257117000
>Actually watching soap operas for your mum
>Implying I'm Welsh
Take it back faggot
>>257102951
>awaken my masters.gif
>>257117252
Nothing wrong with the welsh
>>257106998
Top top tier
Morrisons
Pleb Tier
The rest of them
Ashens Tier
Poundland
>>257117242
Shit and I have to make do with a shitload of tinned food from aldi this year. I mean christ I'm having to considering going to my parents home once a week so I can do my washing because it costs 3 quid to use the washing machine for one wash and another 3 quid to use the drier. £6 a week (that's if I decide to wear one fucking colour a week) is quite a lot on the income I get on student loans.
>>257117678
>tfw friend got a job at poundland
>tfw he is working with people who are retarded
>tfwhe is borderline retarded
>>257117701
I'm buying a new PC this year, so I'm going to start making my own food since it will be way cheaper
>>257117364
Having sex with animals is not ok
>>257117998
source
BRIT HERE
REMOVE SCOTS
>>257104307
If only you found the fucking hotpot
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>257112089
Stealing jokes
>>257111810
What a Supercunt
>>257117991
My parents are convinced my 200 pound arse is going to drop down to 150 by the end of the year because i have to make my own food rather than rely on microwavable means.
I had a look at my budge at they expect me to pay £20 out of the £50 I get a week on food as a maximum. There ain't no way I'm going to have leftover cash by the end of it.
>>257117678
>Morrisons
>top tier
The are the most over priced fucks around, I will admit they have a better beer selection than any other place but fuck are they over priced.
>>257102761
>>257102887
HERE COMES
THE GOLDEN GRIN
>>257102951
>Part 2 intro
>>257104836
We have the horror version of that which is so much better, also does EastEnders have a sequel in the works?
>>257113102
>Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series
>>257116821
Middlesborough?
>>257123489
yeah
>>257116821
>>257123489
>>257123591
You two should fuck
>>257123591Does your name begin with R?
>>257123960nope
>>257124103
fug
I used to live there, though. Nice place, although I doubt I'd move back now due to bad memories and shit. Cheap fast food was great though, although I never managed to try a parma ;_;
What would happen if this thread was made and instead the OP said "This is a British game."?
>>257124372
yeah, last year I used to get cheap pizza and play vidya with my housemates, although once I finish uni I'm going to move, I've lived in the North all of my life and I'm so sick of it
This fucking thread
>>257108095
>helen and lynne's big floppy milkers
Nice
>People in my country watch this shit
>People in any country watching these soap operas
WHY.
Britland was cool when they had monty python. What the fuck did you guys do?
>>257105135
I worked for a local council last year and there was a minor lawsuit when there was only one disabled space at the small local office.
The total spaces available was 23. Now there are 12 regular spaces and 4 disabled spots that take up 3 old ones. Parking used to be hard, now it's impossible since cameras cover all the spots.
>>257108095
>>257108579
Hardly fair. Everyone looks small flaccid. What we need is a Cheggers porno.
>>257106998
>Not eating Asda smart price 4 pence noodles exclusivley.
Chicken curry noodles, 3 times a day, erry day. My arse will probably never recover but it let me live on less than a pound a week for food when I was unemployed.
Left more money for vidya
>>257114051
>>257124995
Monty Python is like the Portal of comedy.
Genuinely enjoyable and funny, 100% eclipsed by the autist fetid garbage fanbase.
>>257125389
Pasta's pretty cheap too you know bro.
>>257116821
>Going into Forbidden Planet for my weekly dose of weeb shit
>Literally 20 kids standing outside it with Naruto cosplay and dyed hair
>Jap songs start playing from someone's phone
>One of them comes up to me and asks me if I'm here for the anime street dancing
>None of the weebs girls there are cute enough for it to be worthwhile to take advantage of them
>mfw I didn't return to Forbidden Planet for 3 weeks
>>257105498
Married to a passable but frumpy tranny?
>>257125532
Pasta is a shit and dosen't come with chicken curry flavour sauce
>>257106998
>Shop at aldis for life
>Whenever it's brought up here people routinely shit on it
What's wrong with Aldis?
>>257125623
>go to Forbidden Planet
>find cool art book for £50
>go home and buy it off of Amazon for £20
>>257125623
>going to Forbidden Planet
well there's your problem.
>>257104157
Most people throw Mrs.Honeywell into the TV.
Your country just sounds terrible and depressing.
>>257107592
>bullshit post about this being an underrated post
>mfw Bertha
Summer is officially over
>>257125623
It's forbidden for a reason.
>>257109901
>MFW PCFAGS WILL NEVER EVER HAVE IMAGINE - WEDDING DESIGNER
>>257116669
A CEX just opened up on my highstreet and it fucking stinks of Greggs.
Like, more than the actual Greggs does.
>>257125997
Not really, Britain is a pretty fun place.
>>257102669
>>257126269
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>257103053
Bonbon emily?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuavOvY6XAo
>>257102669
>Buy PS4 for "Coronation ST"
>It gets pushed back
Fuck the game industry.
This is a Wii U game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFgMsdIUfzo
>>257126304
I can't think of anything other than girls in school uniform.
>>257125641
Didn't she get the GAY AIDS and die?
>>257125797
>Go to HMV
>Look at the charts
>They're charging £17 for Now! that's what I call Disney
>Go to the DVDs
>23 film James Bond collection marked down from £450 to £88
>Go home and pirate them
>>257110191
I actually think those games arepretty good and enjoyable
>>257126638
>Go to HMV
>Top Gear - The Challenges 3 is still £15 5 years after it came out
>Go home and watch half of it on youtube
This is why HMV is dead. The ludicrous overpricing.
>Suddenly three "Geek" shops within a mile of each other in my City
>One is shitty, XboxHuge shop but they have almost nothing in it. Big Bang Theory all over the fucking place
>Forbidden Planet is Forbidden Planet
>Other place is full of neck beards playing board games, might be cool if it wasn't fucking tiny
Thank god there is one good shop, shame it only sells RPGs.
>>257126507
Banter, lots of festivals and local events happening throughout the year, going out on the lash, top-tier comedy, football.... the list goes on.
>>257127182
I really fucking hate "geeky" stores.
Actual no-lifers like us don't give a flying fuck where we buy our vidya and weeb shit, and long as it's cheap. normalfag "geeks" go gaga over life size cutouts of Naruto advertising £40 seasons of dubbed anime
>>257126638
>>257126968
>HMV in my town had to merge with a video rental store chain so they could both survive a little bit longer and sell a couple more disgustingly overpriced DVD sets to people too dumb or just plain unwilling to use the internet
>mfw the Golden Discs that popped up in its place is still selling The Wire for 80 currency
>>257126503
>that music
IT'S LIKE I AM REALLY BACK IN THE 90s!
>>257127637
>Mfw The Golden Disc is the name of my local puggies
>>257127624
>£40 seasons of dubbed anime
HaHaHa good joke anon!
I think you meant£40 for 6 episodes of a 25 episode series
>>257128204
Doctor who is the worst
>1 hour long episode per disc
>No special features beyond a trailer for the next episode
>£11 in ASDA, £19 in HMV
>Christmas Specials are £20 and £35 respectively
>People actually buy them
>>257110331
Off the fucking rails.
>>257126478
>Mastodon
I don't get the reference but you got good taste in music.
>>257128204
>HMV
>Cowboy Bebop: Volume 1
>£30
>Volume 2
>£35
>>257128575
Doctor Who is like that cause the BBC are making up for lost time, as well as the fact they know they can make people pay pretty much anything for that shit.
Just be glad it get's put on DVD, the BBC didn't release anything on DVD until a few years ago.
Publicly funded cunts that they are.
Anyone remember that episode with the paki dude's psychotic monster of an ex, who tied him & his girlfriend up in his shop, rigged it to blow, then tried to run them down in her car after the explosion failed to shred them?
>>257127624
Its the Manga section in WHSmiths I hate the most. Always some teenaged weeb gushing over it, normally slightly overweight with an equally as overweight friend. For some reason WHSmiths decided only one person would ever be in each isle at any fucking time so there is no space to move.
I just wanted to get the next volume of Green Lantern god damnit.
>>257126304
Fuck me. At what stage did we forget how to put a tie on properly?
>>257128932
>Buying from HMV
They sometimes have the odd more obscure shit for cheap but they are always overpriced as all fuck.
The Blu-Rays of Bebop are almost worth the money, although I got the first part for free when iMet the Creator
>>257106998
>tfw you got a Job as a Manager at M&S in part because of your accent
>>257129257
I stay the fuck out of WHSmiths whenever I can.
I went in to get a road atlas last year and has to barge past 5 or 6 anorexic weebs all squealing over a Bleach manga collection to get to the road atlases at the back. I made the mistake of wearing my MGS t shirt and one of them clocked MGS = weeb. I barely made it out of there without an assualt charge after one kept calling literally everything kawaii and followed me back to the till talking about how cute big boss is.
>>257129257
WHSmiths has a Manga section....wut?
>>257102281
That's what she said
>>257129504
That's how girls do it to differentiate from boys in high school. As if the short skirts and tits weren't enough of a clue.
>>257129874
Our one has one but it's really small so no one ever goes there. Most have them.
This is a PC game, too.
>>257129906
Yeah, my sister used to do that. Always made the knot absolutely huge and then had about 4 inches of actual tie.
>>257130034
The one in the town I grew up in is nothing but stationery
>>257129190
Maya's Mad Monday? That fucking Sunita who did nothing but scream and cry throughout.
>>257102149
Why didn't she just know here recipe by heart?
