How did we go from this...
To what
...to this?
>>256641421
why is rise a jojo
>>256641472
It got better
>>256641472
That happens to all girls when they reach a certain age.
she looks younger
i don't know, what are you asking /v/ for?
>>256641541
Why are you not a Jojo?
>>256641421
>not a slut
Yeah, I'm sure 18 year old girls that do the playful innocent schoolgirl act don't do it because they love old man dick
>No mido
>no saria
>No malon
>No epona
>No happy mask salesman
>No orca
>No zora band members
>No gerudo
>No bunny hood
>No hover boots
>No ice arrows
>No grappling hook
>No bomb arrows
>No dekus
>No fierce deity
>No phantom ganon
>No dark link
>No garomasters
>no ikana stalfos
>No skull kid
>no majora
>No silver /gold gauntlets
>>256641421
>Bending over, showing her ass
>>256641472
>Modest pose, but slut clothing
She was always a slut, she just got new clothes
>>256641770
what the fuck
>>256641660
my initials are actually JO JO don't mess with me dork
>>256641421
>high heels
>miniskirt
>duck lips
>not a slut
Why does she look like a loli?
>>256641472
liberal degeneracy
>>256641770
I know that feel.
>>256641890
Have you seen her rack? She doesn't look like any loli I've seen.
>>256641421
oooohhhhhhhhh man. I just finished both of these games. Fuckin 12/10, would do the nonary again. God I hope there's a 3rd one.
![Yoko[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2zcDLvg.png "Yoko[1].png")
How did we go from this...
>>256642048
There was supposed to be but sales are absolutely in the shitter in Japan so the series got shelved.
>>256641770
Epic
Just epic
![7877-yoko_047[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tlx3QzH.jpg "7877-yoko_047[1].jpg")
>>256642053
To this?
>>256642053
To this
>>256642053
>tatttoo
Wait what the fuck
>>256642163
Killing Kamina.
>>256642115
fffuuuccckkk.
Is it too much to ask the devs to forgo profits and salaries to finish it for my personal enjoyment?
>>256642053
Post the guy who got that Yoko poster.
>>256641472
It's warm on the moon
>>256642195
Probably watermark by the guy who vectored it or some shit.
I want her to step on my dick in those sexy high heels of hers.
>>256641421
God she gave me such a boner is the first game.
WHERE are the doujins
That's what happens when you become friends with Alice.
>>256642349
>Is it too much to ask the devs to forgo profits and salaries to finish it for my personal enjoyment?
Ask the publishers, not the devs.
Pic related. Read it bottom to top
>>256642652
they're right here goddamn are you fucking blind stop shouting
>>256642445
>>256642846
That poster is repulsing
>>256642698
>I feel ashamed of my own inadequacies
=( now I feel bad for pirating the first one, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
>>256642963
my dick tells me otherise
>>256642846
why would he assume that the guy on the counter is leaking spaghetti instead of just being visibly disgusted
are autist that delusional?
>>256643862
Enjoy your torpedo tits and your ham thighsNo, really, enjoy them, everyone has different tastes and I respect you
>>256641472
Only thing I don't understand is why she put those big puffballs in her hair
still 10/10 would bang
>>256644068
>can't read people
>calls other autists
topkik
>>256642195
53 billion hours in paint, using the get color and filler bucket tools
>>256642846
>feeling shame in getting a physical poster of something made by TETRODOXIN
You'll get your plump, slutty bitches, and you'll be PROUD of it.
>>256643387
For what it's worth, the games do quite well over here. It's just the Japanese sales are terrible. The only reason we got VLR was because of popularity of 999 in America.
>>256644458
>shame
Seems the exact opposite to me
>>256643387
>but I couldn't find it anywhere.
Not possible.
>>256644707
His storyline broke my heart
She just runs away from him at the end of 999. he's looking for her his entire life
Then when he finally find her it turns out that she became a cold bitch
>>256641472
reminds me of pebbles from the flintstones.
>>256644972
Can't blame her when shes trying to save the worldAkanedid nothing wrong
>>256644972
>became
>tfw you had to betray Luna
>>256645180
>>256642846
Even though that's pasta how much does a laminate and mount cost?
Anybody else felt really offended by the game's forced explanations of extremely basic things?
Like there's suddenly a shoved 5 minute explanation of very basic logic. The publisher obviously felt like the average player would be retarded as fuck
>>256645180
>that ending whereshe dies
My heart couldn't take it
Luna is easily best waifu
>>256645180
I like stuff like this. I was fapping to it, same with the execution of celestia in danganronpaul
I really want to see her panties
>>256644972
I deleted the post because I meant to spoiler the image but didn't. Still, yeah. It sucks being Junpei.
>>256645378
When you first played 999 and the story mentioned that there weretwo facilities where the Nonary Game was played, how many of you immediately figured out you weren't actually on the ship?
999 > VLR
>>256642048
>12/10 for visual novels
What garbage taste.
>>256645627
don'T get me wrong, she was best girl in VLR but I just happen to have a fetish to get off by killing my waifu
>mfw you can try to smell clover's sweaty suit
>>256645830
and succeedit's all foreshadowing, junpei=clover, it makes sense
>>256645504
>>256646086
He knows what's up
>>256646086
I was surprised at this because I thought Clover was like 12 or something, and Santa was some disgusting pedo.
>not a slut.png
>wearing no pants
>miniskirt that leaves almost nothing to the imagination
>>256641890
She does not. Its about body proportions, not just being flat chested.
Also: objectively best character coming through
God I loved thelibrary in 999. All the banter was so jolly
>mfw the twist behind the whole series istwo blick winkels facing each other, one destroying the earth for fun, one playing vidya
Snake was the best character, followed by Seven.
>>256644521
Is that the iOS version? How different is it from the DS version? I've heard that it doesn't have puzzles.
Have they fucked up the pixely art by smoothing it too much like in the Ace Attorney games on iOS?
Whats the easiest way to play VLR without buying a 3DS or a vita?
![tumblr_m1qipkpHF81r19q43[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/T8WuOxM.gif "tumblr_m1qipkpHF81r19q43[1].gif")
>>256646304
>objectively second best character coming through
Fixed. Here's the picture you meant to post for what you wrote though. It's okay, we all make mistakes.
>>256646628
watching a lets play on youtube
>>256646628
Watch it on youtube
>>256646628
Buying a 3DS. For me it was worth it, though I also wanted to play AA5.
>>256646757
>>256646759
he said play
also I doubt there's a longplay of VLR without commentary
>>256646757
>>256646759
>watch
>play
>>256646628
There is no other way
When I played through VLR, I was really hoping K would turn out to be Snake. He had some of the same mannerisms and his voice sounded like what I imagined Snake's to sound like.
>>256646304
would you a snake?
>>256645774
Swine.
I like games with story, and these were amazing stories. what is there not to like?
Besides tedious text scrolling in 999, which I emulated so no problems.
>>256646821
>>256646878
But you are playing it. You hit the play button and it plays the video.
Jokes aside its a retarded question.
>>256646757
>>256646759
But I won't get to make choices.
>tfw no 3DS emulators
>tfw no vita emulators
I guess I'll just wait for a watered down iOS/Android port
>>256646821
I hardly use my DS lite so buying a 3DS wouldn't even make sense.
I'm only interested in Rhytm thief, maybe that digimon game that might or might not get localized and VLR
Is there a working flashcard for 3DS yet?
>>256646951
I would not have sexual intercourse with him. I'd probably enjoy his company though (in a non-gay way)
>>256647002
yes, the gateway is working perfectly fine
>>256647002
>wanting to pirate vlr
I'm glad you'll never play it
>>256644582
every gamestop and vintage stock around me was empty handed. I suppose I could have ordered it online but meh, I wanted it when I wanted it.
>>256647118
Wasn't it bricking 3DS at some point
>>256647150
Nothing's stopping me from getting a 3DS with a flashcard and pirating it.
Besides, I never said I was gonna pirate it. I just hate carrying physical 3DS games around (even though I really don't bring handhelds outside)
>>256646729
Love that big lummox
>>256647002
>Is there a working flashcard for 3DS yet?
I think Gateway works for 5.0 firmware or something like that. You'd need to buy a 3DS with outdated firmware, but they're likely to be VERY expensive.
Smealum "Muh homebrew" McPiracyisstealing is also working on a software crack, to be released soon. Someone will have to crack it and turn it into something that actually plays games, though. I hate moralfag hackers.
>>256647002
Are you actually retarded?
You haven't played VLR yet, yet you're reading a thread that spoils the entire fucking story?
>>256646519
Honestly the graphics aren't badly done at all. I think it looks quite nice.
The lack of interactivity really hurts it though, the game as a whole is just better on the DS.
Also Junpei says it's a koi and not a funyarinpa which is a natural tragedy.
>>256647243
>Wasn't it bricking 3DS at some point
I think that were fake gateway cards, but they have a list of official partners who sell the original ones. I only played like 3 games so far but my 3DS is still working
>>256646947
That was my first guess. I liked what they did though.
>>256647307
I thought this was a 999 thread
>>256647409
Wait, it doesn't have puzzles? Whats the point? Its not even a game, its a visual novel.
>>256647469
No, you just read major plot revelations of VLR
Now get the fuck out of here
>>256647409
That looks like a gift from god compared to the AA iOS port.
Regardless, it's pretty pointless considering you can just emulate 999----
OH SHIT
Has anyone tried to use the resolution enhancing mod for DesMuMe on a 999 rom?
>>256647409
>Also Junpei says it's a koi and not a funyarinpa which is a natural tragedy.
I have no reaction image to show my disgust
>>256647469
It's a 999 thread, but don't worry, the plot of VLR is hard to spoil.
The iOS version doesn't have puzzles, it's just for visualnovelfags. And buy a 3DS already.
>>256647552
>resolution enhancing mod
go on. . . .
>>256647552
>resolution enhancing mod
>on a game with zero 3d elements whatsoever
Think before you post
>>256647528
I probably have mild dementia/alzheimers. I'll be allright. Still gonna leave though.
Have a nice thread
>>256647469
Well yeah. It's referred to as such. Still disappointing though.
I think we can all agree thatAce is a massive dickhead, yes?
![tumblr_n9iow9re9u1rmub2fo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X2SihnQ.jpg "tumblr_n9iow9re9u1rmub2fo1_1280[1].jpg")
GOTTA GRAB IT JELLYFAST
>>256647751
Ace did nothing wrong.
>>256647639
>the plot of VLR is hard to spoil
except it's not. Adachi is the killer
![7POUsue[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MVqDCbP.png "7POUsue[1].png")
>>256647643
>>256647643
Aren't the puzzles themselves in 3D or am I misremembering things?
I really fucking need to replay 999.
You know, if 999 and VLR were PC visual novels, we probably would have gotten a third one.
>>256647883
999 puzzles were mostly 2D sprites
>>256647883
The rooms are 3d, but they're all prerendered, like PS1 survival horror games. They were upressed in the iOS version.
>>256647715
>Novel
>New game
I'm confused
>>256647715
>flowchart
I didn't know it was ported to PCIn all seriousness, what does that do?
>>256647751
He only wanted to recognize faces
>>256647883
how do i acquire this mod? does it only work with specific games?
I just finished my third run and got the sub ending (after the knife and axe)
Bullshit SHENANIGANS
>>256648123
But I thought that the puzzles were taken out of the iOS versions?
>>256647904
If they were PC visual novels we wouldn't have gotten the twist.
>>256647751
>>256647904
Japs still wouldn't have bought it
>>256648385
The conversations in the rooms still happen, and you occasionally see the characters discuss solving the puzzles. There is just no human input.
>>256648291
I don't know, I just know it takes a fuckton of processing power. And I don't think it's game-specific.
>>256648414
> you will never again cry over a sudoku puzzle
I understand that the game exists because someone wanted to turn a DS upside down, but still. 999 is a damn fine game.
This fucking guy and his obsession with swimsuits and cat puns
>>256648569
Imagine having to turn your whole PC screen upside-down
>>256648414
I could not fucking believe the last puzzle was sudoku. I mean, yeah, it's 9's and shit, but. Really easy sudoku too.
>>256648492
Different expectations from PC sales. Ever17 sold enough to guarantee a DS remake, no?
>>256647832
And he achieved this byburning and killing them?
GG
>>256648372
Well done, if you browsed through this thread you might as well stop playing now since you know the story
>>256648436
lol filename
>>256641472
>>256641421
samefag
>>256648675
VLR's last room was so much better
>protagonists of ZE, ZE2 and ZE3 and nonary game veterans working together to solve the hardest puzzles
felt so good
at least until...
>>256648842
You need to get the safe ending, then do a second run with 100% exact opposite decisions.
Guy with no 3DS/Vita here. Should I just get a 2DS? Does it have any cons aside from no 3D and being shaped like a piece of gouda cheese?
>>256646729
>tumblr filename
>>256642846
I once printed two 16" x 20" twilight sparkle posters at walgreens. It was right when the pony boom was hitting. What can I say, I got swept up in it.
How did we go from this
>>256649040
rape culture
>>256649040
>mfw that conversation
They couldn't get away with that nowadayswho am I kidding, sjw game journalists almost never play the games
>>256646951
>tumblr filename
>>256649040
NO DON'T DO IT
>>256644086
A-Anon... I think... I love...
>>256649124
to this?
>>256649124
to this
>>256648918
You don't say..
>>256649182
>They couldn't get away with that nowadays
There's a bunch of suggestive dialogue in VLR
>>256649037>Clover's 2DS.jpg
>>256649037
Have you had a chance to hold one? Some people don't like the ergonomics of it and think the plastic feels cheap, although I like it myself. Also note there's only one speaker so you're probably better off using headphones.
>>256649037
the ability to fold regular ds/3ds is it's own kind of screen protector. If you plan to shove the 2ds in your backpack you'll have to protect it
>>256649182
>mfw that picture like twenty reviews of a game and the steam stats showed nobody finished it and only one finished a mission
>>256649017
Oh God yes. And Fuck that dice puzzle. I still want my swimsuit time though, she promised. . .
>>256649040
I actually really liked all the sexual innuendo between Junpei and June. I thought it was fun.
Except that conversation. TOO LONG.
>>256649037
It's uncomfortable, doesn't fold so you might hurt the screens and takes more space. Get a 3DS.
How did we go from this...
>>256649519
That whole thing is pretty funny when you realize that june knew exactly what junpei was talking about.
>>256649627
...to this?
>>256641421
It always bothered me how completely off balance she is in this image. There is no way a person can stand like that, without falling over.
>>256649667
Really?
>>256649741
Its the next gen anon
>you will never play 999 for the first time ever again
God damn.
>>256641472
I didn't realize she was actually supposed to have tits.
![1327100445[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r7KJnW5.jpg "1327100445[1].jpg")
>>256649472
>C-cup
She's more like A or B at most
>>256649909
I loved that part
>>256649770
can't unsee
>>256650091
closer to D
>>256649741
To this.
![1312558872116[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0kvDeOT.jpg "1312558872116[1].jpg")
>>256649909
When I got to the final ending I literally couldn't stop thinking
>holy fuck
>what
>holy shit
>amazing
I probably also said it out loud. Actually had to get up from my comfy chair and walk.
>>256649909
>You will never play ZE3
>You will never know how the story ends
>You will never know how utchukuchikobutxitochilotcigitxikuchukuxtu gets around the fact that even if they stop the virus in one timeline everything else is still fucked
>>256650009
Reminder
http://zendesu.chunsoft.jp/special/index.html
>>256650091
Isn't there official art of Phi nude? I remember it being the only piece of nude Kinu Nishimura art.
>>256649909
Is it ever discussed why Zero uses those creepy-ass robes?
>>256650265
>>256650284
Uchikoshi is the nicest guy.
>Playing 999 in my bed at night
>Everything is pretty chill
>Clover starts acting weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_DvZ8kQRc
>>256650354
http://rablazone.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/img_0105.jpg
>>256650091
oh wow lol I didn't think this game was popular enough for anything r34-ish of Phi.
>>256647002
>>256647243
>Not supporting a niche game so it will get a sequel
Your kind of pirate is the worst kind. Also just get it digital of the eShop if you don't like carrying cartridges around. It's not even that expensive.
>>256650561
It's official art.
Same with the nudes
>>256650501
>not being the slut yourself
plebs
>>256650303
>????????
>Guddo mooningu
I really wish they'd stop doing that. I can't take games seriously if I have to laugh at the script
How did we go from this...
>>256650501
She looks anorexic/like a goddamn android.
>>256650284
I forgot.
>You will never know phi's backstory
>>256650303
>>256650728
... to this?
>>256650367
They're the Free the Soul robes.
As for why Zero wears them, and makes Snake wear them, well, pic related.
>>256650728
What jojo is that?
>>256650848
>posting spoilers
I hate you
>>256648291
It's available with a certain kind of emulator. I believe a modified DeSemuME gotten from a Japanese website. It only works on 3D games like Etrian Odyssey or Metroid Prime Hunters.
It takes a lot of processing power to run it in that high resolution so all it's good for is being a screenshot tool depending on your set up.
>>256647243
>I just hate carrying physical 3DS games around
VLR is available digitally
>>256650848
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Good thing I already figured that out when he didn't have a pulse.
>>256650303
why didnt i know about this?
If only there was a kickstarter for ZE3. I remember Uchikoshi mentioning it on twitter and how kickstarter isn't available in japan.
Someone needs to hook him up with some NA people to get it going
>>256650848
WELL ISN'T THAT THE GODDAMNED QUESTION GENIUS DON'T SPOIL THAT SHIT though I guess without context it's not that bad but still that was a pretty big moment.
>>256650919
>implying spoilers exist in a game where you can see any major event in any order
How did we go from this...
how did we go from this
>>256651104
why are you in a thread for a story based game if you haven't finished it?
>>256651237
to this?
ruined
>>256650848
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE
...to this?
>>256650919
>Reads a thread / discussion about a game
>Complains about spoilers
Your own fucking fault
>>256650303
how did I never noticed this sooner
>>256651219
>>256650919
>Being a in a ZE thread without having finished both ZE games
Sigma is an old man, k is a clone of sigma and dio is an asshole.
>>256650425
>Tfw when game developers like him are rare these days.
>>256650848
>>256651593
I have finished the fucking game, but people can see it on the board itself, you colossal retard
>>256651593
dio is a real hero who fights for your freedom
>>256651593
I'm just sayin, that spoiler tag exists for a reason. And I did beat both games. And you are dickish, sir.
>>256651727
Not that guy, but
>2014
>still scrolling the front page instead of using the catalog
Anyone else lose interest in the series, after all the convoluted bullshit that occurred in the first game?
>>256650478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfoxtU-b9Zw
>>256651914
>sir
*tips fedora
>>256651221
Not the picture the anon posted though. Such things SHOULD be spoilered.
>>256650848
Is the TWEEEEEST that they're all robots?`
>>256650775
Sigma's robot clone daughter from another timeline of another dimension.
>>256651727
>but people can see it on the board itself
Is this 2009?
>>256651939
>convoluted bullshit that occurred in the first game
Oh boy, you don't even want to touch the second game buddy.
>>256651939
>convoluted
Never ever try to get near VLR, Ever 17 or pretty much any mystery VN ever
>>256652028
*tips trillby
>>256652123
Well you seemaybe you should play the game yourself and find out.
>>256651383
Not him, but someone might want to know about the game and posting an unspoilered spoiler would ruin it for them.
>>256652090
You can find out that Sigma has robot arms fairly early on if you go down that story path.
>>256651915
>using the catalog
/v/ is my only news site.
>>256651939
You poor innocent kid
>>256651939
So what you're saying is, you don't like sci-fi mysteries?
>>256652174
>>256652214
Sorry I don'tplay kids games
>>256652225
That's faggot talk.
Spike dies
>>256650303
How fast do i have to click for stage 03?!?!
>>256652225
This is /v/, where the first post in every thread is aerith dies and adachi is the killer
>>256652172
>>256652280
>Mystery.
Wouldn't that imply that the solution can be deduced before they feed you a mountain of previously unknowable information at the very end of the story?
Which version of Sigma is the one that you see getting gassed in the car at the start of the game? I don't remember.
>>256652342
Really fucking fast. Worth it though.
>>256649067
>>256649183
Does it really bother you?
>>256652331
>Get's called out on saying something stupid
>"better imply they're children, that'll make me look smart"
>>256652480
Not really, there's no nipples.
>>256652415
No, that would be detective fiction.
Just plain old mysteries have no such requirement
>>256652523
What is there is better though.
>>256652506
I'm just joshing with you Anon, I just don't have a DS or whatever the game's on.
>>256651273
I saw it from the frontpage whilst scrolling.
>>256652523>implying that's what I wanted
>>256651727
>>256652678
Who the hell still uses the front page and for what purpose?
>>256652753
Nostalgia.
>>256652634
Fair enough.
It was still convoluted. Mysteries have no such requirement to include as many red herrings and unknowable twists that they did.
>>256651939
>convoluted
To be honest if you take away the shitty conspiracy bullshit in the epilogue it isn't that convoluted for a mystery story.
>>256652753
New people who don't realize the catalog exists. If you don't use 4chan x then by default you'll see the actual pages instead of the catalog view.
>>256652351
Yeah, but I remember when these threads were nothing but spoilered out of courtesy. And that couldn't have been more than a year or two ago, people may still want to get into the games.
You have 9 seconds to explain why you didn't recommend this series to your friends or the bomb connected to your bracelet goes off.
>>256653198
I did though
>>256652342
you can't beat stage 3
>>256653198
I did, but my friends are casuals who hate wordswordswords
>>256653024
It really is.
I know a lot of you like it. For what it was, I can't deny it had me gripped in pure suspense the entire time I played. And I believe on that level, it's a fine piece of entertainment. But when it got to the end, I realized that the story simply wasn't going to play out in a satisfactory way. And that more questions will be raised, than those that are answered.
It was so hard to follow, that they had to put up a fucking novel length Q&A on their website, just to cover it all.
>>256647196
>I suppose I could have ordered it online but meh, I wanted it when I wanted it.
Then stop bitching and accept you don't belong here, series murderer.
>No kermit
>>256653198
I have no friends and my parents hate me.
