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>ITT: Bad habits you picked up from vidya I unconsciously
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>ITT: Bad habits you picked up from vidya

I unconsciously curl my hand into a fist when conversating and gesture with them like the models in MML do since it is easier to make a clubbed polygon stub then fingers. It is minute autism but it makes it always seem like I am trying to fist bump when going to shake hands at the end of a deal.
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>talking to someone
>make hand gestures like a talking NPC
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>>255232608
Pretty much yeah. Hand waves around and come back to the same spot. Then goes in the same pattern when I start the next sentence. This shit is annoying since I work in sales and with men 15+ years older then me on a daily basis.
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>>255232134
Sometimes I talk to people without sheathing my sword.
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I walk like Isaac Clarke in Dead Space.
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I often get the uncontrollable urge to hold large objects by resting them on by shoulder, like a buster sword.
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I make a conscious effort to stomp on any turtle i see.

Also i eat any mushroom i see in the wild.

OP is an actual autist and anyone who actually does shit like this needs to commit suicide.
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>>255233827
That cannot be good for your back anon.
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>>255234023
Hey, it works.
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Throwing hundreds of hours of my life into Battlefield games have made my eyes unconsciously drawn to movement.
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>>255235274
Or 60 billion years of evolution. Either or really.
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>Standing around
>kick dirt off bottom of shoe like link
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>>255232134
>minute
no son. that's pretty fuckin autistic

Everyone should have grown out of these habits by now.
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>>255235510
It's called working in retail.
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>>255235565
I'm not the only one
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The only thing I can really think of is sometimes I'll pick up some long thing, like a baseball bat or some shit, and pump it and fire it as if it were a shotgun. I don't think I've done it in awhile now. It's stupid, but I get a couple seconds of amusement out of it.
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>>255232134
I scratch the back of my head because of MML.
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I do the assassins creed gentle push to move through really crowded areas, especially if it's a music event or something where it's too loud to hear.
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sometimes i make this face

i got fit because it makes me believe that my waifu would like me more if she was real. i'm running out of shit to do with my life, but at least im in good physical shape.

thats it really
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>>255235565
Is that where you tap the tip of your shoe on the ground? I do that shit all the time.
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>>255236513
me too.
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>>255234023
I do this with everything.
For my sister's birthday this year I was a 23 year old hairy man with an innertube resting on his shoulder in line for all the non-body slides.
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i repeat what people say in the form of a question.
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>>255232134
Sometimes I play so hard, I rip the skin.
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>>255236329
does it work?
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The gestures man, I have to hold my finger upward whenever I'm exclaiming something.
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>>255236889
Yes, but probably because I'm tall.
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>>255237023
Wow that's fucking autistic.
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I can't say the word "fantastic" without saying like Frank would.
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>>255237023
>The gestures man, I have to hold my finger upward whenever I'm exclaiming something.
Oh, wow.
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>>255236845
Didn't your daddy tell you about the mouth way?
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>>255233827
If it makes you feel any better, any time I have to stomp on something, like a DDR pad, I picked up how Isaac does it on DS2.

>"Anon, are you okay? You sound angry."
>"You're going to break the pad for fuck's sake!"

>>255236764
Oh you.

Just keep in mind that repeating what people say, if not in the form of a question, is an official sign of autism.
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>>255232134
did Anyone Start running like sonic? I really hope none of you did.
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I run with my hands behind me like sonic
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>>255234023
Better than stumbling around holding it in front of you. I do that shit with my laundry basket.
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After playing persona 4 I noticed I put my hand on my hip a lot.

MAKE IT STOP
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>>255237320
>>255237405
Love it.
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>>255237320
I once saw a grown fat guy wearing a polo shirt running around our school campus doing that.
I bet it's one of you guys here.

>>255237320
>>255237405
Welp.
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>>255237405
>>255237320
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When I stand I make The Sims 1's idle animations. I even whistle that little melody. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qGM0DKoLVL
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>>255234023
Same here. Being a spooky scary skeleton, it's the best way for me to take a sledgehammer with me.
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>>255232134
When talking to people I take long pauses while looking through the dialogue options in my head. I get a lot of people walking away or getting fed up, but gotta get them affinity points yo.
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Every now and then for shits and giggles I close one and eye and open a door very slowly before making a creaking sound.

One time I stumbled upon my friends weed (which he tried to grow in a closet.) and instinctively thought to pick it up and eat it. The inventory selection noise played in my head as the entire ordeal went down.


After 6 I began to thumb up like Leon.
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I've tried going up and down stairs are fast as Snake and Raiden do in MGS2.

Fucking impossible.
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If I get hit hard enough I ragdoll
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>I do the ocelot hand point when someone says something dumb
>I say would you kindly without thinking about it a lot
>sort of not vidya but I like doing the Bruce Lee nose tuck
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>>255232134
I walk like Michael/John from GTA V/RDR. Didn't realize it until my friend told me.
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>>255236513
when i'm just standing around ya, i do that
i also do the female blood elf idle animation occasionally to a certain degree (hips to one side, head slightly tilted)
i'm not a femboy, kind of hairy, but definitely gay
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>>255237714

That's pretty funny. You probably freak people out though.
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Sometimes I force myself to talk to people or give some kind of attention to them, I go and say some short thing like "nice cloth" or give them somethig cheap, because I think their affection points for me are decaying and then I realize how stupid it is.
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Whenever I hug someone, I tap their back in the most mechanical way possible.

I sometimes flex while walking and sitting, makes me feel good.

Sometimes, I get a boner, and I have to hide it, so I do something to draw attention from my crotch like clapping or screaming loudly. People really appreciate random shit like that for some reason, gets a lot of people to open up to me.

>tfw get invited to go out and reject it all to shitpost on 4chan, jerk off to h-games, and play video games
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>>255232134

I used to try to sneak everywhere in a variety of places and lean like Garrett.

It was fun.
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>>255237989
could this thread get any more autistic?
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>>255237998
why on earth would you scream to distract people from your boner? just lean forward or something
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>>255237320
>>255237405
Every time.
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>>255237307
>repeating what people say, if not in the form of a question, is an official sign of autism.

what really?
my dad does this all the time, but only when speaking in foreign languages
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>>255232134
When I greet people I salute to them like Captain Falcon instead of waving.
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>>255232134
I question people through dialogue trees
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>>255238396
now that's what i call autism
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Ocelot gesture when trying to make emphasis, i also pose a lot and rest my hand on my hips but that's because of my chinese comics
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>>255238251
>>255238251

I don't know, it just seemed like a logical thing to do and I haven't stopped doing it since. It's not really a loud scream, more like an "Ahhh-hahahahahahah" Like a scream into a laugh. People end up smiling and laughing as well. Pretty weird actually.
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>>255237698
>stairs

That reminds me.

>ever since I can remember, I go down stairs a particular way
>pay no mind to it
>one day stumble upon one of these threads
>seemingly a character from a game I've never played (whose names escapes me at the moment) does this
>mfw

Say, what character was it again?
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>>255238519
probably because they think you're about to murder them or something
i would probably laugh too because of that though
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>>255236764
I do this all the time but I don't know if I picked it up from vidya because I can't think of any I've played that have that.
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I "gentle push" my way through crowds. Also, I've been told I lumber from side to side when I walk and I think it's because I used to play an orc in WoW.
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I call people who fail simple tasks faggots. When my boss tells me to stop it, I tell him to cry more.
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>>255238716
Thats not vidya just /v/.
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I really can't see bananas when driving.
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>>255238464
I don't go into full stance and say SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, just the saluting arm
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>>255238891
o well that's ok then
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>>255238396
Same shit anon, I need to stop it.
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>>255238804

I've been doing this in vidya long before I started going to /v/.
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For a long time I used to walk like Altair.

Then I broke my back on train and when I got out of bed I was walking normally.
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>>255238519
They probably think you're special needs and don't want you to tard ou so they go along with it.
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I once practiced my BnB motions on the bus to work one morning

I was wondering why some folks were staring at me until I realized I was trying to nail the timing on an imaginary wake-up shoryuken combo
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I cross my arms every 30 seconds when I talk with someone.
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I run like sonic
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>>255239180

Problem is, they take it as an invitation to talk to me, won't leave me alone, and invite me to hang with them somewhere like I was their friend. Nigga, I ain't your friend, I have no friends. 3DPD fucking chatting me up to. Feels good talking to women and not even being the slightest bit interested in them and they pull out all the stops to get you interested in them. Had one chick chauffeur me around, and dropped her ass after the semester ended.
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Sure is autistic in here.

When I'm home alone, walking to the bathroom I pretend I'm holding a gun and clearing rooms.
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>>255239436
What can you tell me about the collectors?
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>>255239436
Fuck man, I do this too. My arms just feel absolutely useless if I don't cross them.
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>>255237998
I'm sure you and me will regret not going out with those people in any moment of our lifes.
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>>255239524
All because you started laughing like a maniac? Do you live in Gotham?
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>>255239436
Do you also at times within the conversation put your hand on your hip and lean slightly to the side? Do you speak in a generally raspy voice, eat a lot of cereal, smoke, and tinker with clocks?
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>>255239436
I once did it trying to look like Adam Jensen. People found it extremely hilarious.
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>>255237998
>Sometimes, I get a boner, and I have to hide it, so I do something to draw attention from my crotch like clapping or screaming loudly.
holy fucking shit
I can't help but imagine you in a strip club
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I'm big into arm movements during conversations, but I'm not sure if vidya did it to me.
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>>255239773
Not vidya but since I listen to so much music, I quote song lyrics subconsciously
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>>255239763

I'm charming and funny. Wasted talents on a shut-in, no-life outside college.
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Persona 3 made me start befriending the elderly.

Then again, I wouldn't call that a bad habit at all.

They so nice people.
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>>255239926
Are you talking to these people before you start screaming? Or do they walk up to you after?
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When I track someone, I "lock on" them with the OoT visuals
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>>255239830
>"do you like what you see, baby?"
>claps like a retard, screaming DEEUUAAGHHEEEEAUUUGGHHH
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>>255239773
> Do you speak in a generally raspy voice, eat a lot of cereal, smoke, and tinker with clocks?
All of that but "tinker with clocks", what is that?
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Sometimes I do the outstretched thumbs up symbol while smiling and winking. It's not that bad right?
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>>255240120
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>>255232134
when i was a kid i would to try to falcon punch people when i got in a fight. it only worked once and boy did it work .
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>>255237835
>>255238489
BROTHERS!
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>>255240139
Allow me to introduce Mr. Jensen.
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>>255240090

They're next to me, we both smile or if it's a group, we all laugh and then shoot the shit and it eventually leads to trying to hang out.

One time, one of the people that I talked to invited me to the video game/anime club of my college. I actually went because >video games, and that shit was the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. The autism was too intense, the fedora aura was to strong, couldn't do it. Soon as I sat down, I heard people talking about memes, and some autistic kid threw his controller on the ground from losing a Smash game.
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>>255240139
tinkering
you know, to tinker
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>>255240120
>tfw you know exactly what gif to put to this but don't have it saved because you didn't find it funny by itself
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>>255240483
>Soon as I sat down, I heard people talking about memes, and some autistic kid threw his controller on the ground from losing a Smash game.
Jesus fuck.
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>>255239930
>TFW all the old people you befriended will die in 10-20 years.
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>>255240253
What vidya character does this?
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>>255236764
In the form of a question?
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>>255240483
Did you leave after that or did you join in on the fun?
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>>255239436
I do this. I definitely have idle animations, including arms-crossing and uncrossing, weight shifting, and the WoW undead male back stretch.
I also emote my face a lot to make up for the lack of emotion in my voice.

My seated idle animation is finger steepling.

When I'm alone for extended periods of time I start doing Sims 1 pathfinding because I think it's hilarious.
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>>255240517
I thought it was slang for something :^)
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>>255240836
SHUT UP
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>>255240253
When you post the picture too, then yes, it is bad.
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>>255240613

The funniest shit is, there was this one black guy that walked in and was a newcomer too. He heard Smash sound effects in the hallway and came to snoop. He walked in, put his bag on a chair, and pulled out a gamecube controller. THIS NIGGA WAS CARRYING A GAMECUBE CONTROLLER ALL DAY.

I couldn't stop laughing. He busted everyone's ass. Everyone played their dedicated character and I went random every time and they all got fucking bootybothered.
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when i see something that peaks my interest ill say "great!" like Gene from god hand.
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>>255238396
>>255238997
I do it too
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>>255240912
> When I'm alone for extended periods of time I start doing Sims 1 pathfinding

Holy fuck, I do that too. Yes, it's freaking hilarious.
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>>255240120
God dammit.
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I do ocelot hand sign to kids that i just beat in tekken arcade.
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>>255240301
Fucking this god damn. Young Ocelot was such a cool guy.
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>>255240912
> When I'm alone for extended periods of time I start doing Sims 1 pathfinding because I think it's hilarious.
Jesus Christ anon, that give me a good laugh.
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>>255240957
SHUT UP?
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>>255240861

I went a few times but stopped because they take the "club" too serious and some of the people there really got on my nerves. I gave it a real chance.

There was one albino black girl that would not shut up.
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>>255241001
Oh man, that's great. At least controller guy's good at video games.
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>>255236764
That's actually an active listening technique and aids in retention.
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>>255240737
Nigga, not ALL my friends are that old.

...

Unless that's not what you mean, and you know something I don't...

Fuck.
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>>255239436
>>255239818

Aw fuck. I did this for a while after playing DE:HR.
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>tfw Mafia hands
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>>255237023
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>>255241240
would you go to a different place? or do you tend to stay away and just play online?
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>>255240120
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Not really /v/ related but when I'm alone I do that crazy walk that vince mcmahon does in that one .gif that gets posted all the time.

>>255241210
>>255240912

>Sims 1 pathfinding

Got an example? That sounds hilarious.
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I do Kirby's idle animation of waving both arms back and forth when I'm standing still.
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>>255241619
das it mane
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>>255241619

Perfection.
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>>255240120
I cant breathe
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>>255232134
>tfw you started the first thread of these and now you see them posted every once and a while
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>>255241643
>tfw I do that gesture whenever I say "for"
>tfw my voice deepens when I say DINNER
>tfw everytime I say MMMM it is exactly like Morshu
>tfw whenever I ask for pals it's "I just wonder what anon is up to"
>tfw 2006 never ends

Bahaha.
Help. Make it stop.
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I walk and run like an assassin
from assassin creed
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>>255234065

go back to gif to your cuckolding threads
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>>255241716

The "club" was held in a classroom with a projector that we could hook up one system to and play. So one guy would be charged with bringing in a system and games, and everyone else would just sit and talk or play Yugioh and Magic.

I have both a 3DS and a Vita, but I will not bring that with me for fear of it breaking, getting stolen/wet, or people touching it with their grubby ass sweaty fingers.

I used to either participate in the games, watch the people play Yugioh/Magic, or just talk to people about video games. It was just a small classroom, so there is no avoiding other people that much.
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>>255236356
I like your way of thinking

I wish I could work out while I'm doing fucking nothing with my life if it didn't kill me, for now, 10 pushups a day is fine.
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>>255242323
>10 pushups a day is fine

if you're an old lady I guess...
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>>255242323
not that anon, bu i just lift while watching anime
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>>255241910
Ever play it? It's basically just pivoting while standing still and only being able to rotate angles in multiples of 45 degrees, and stopping briefly before every action and turn.
Just look up some gameplay if you haven't, it'll be pretty obvious.
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>>255239621
My nigga

Do you hug the walls and hold your not-gun with two hands?
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I flex after I take medicine like in Monster Hunter but I keep accidentally pulling off my oxygen mask so I stopped.

It was fun though. The people in the other beds smile at me.
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Sometimes standing still I do Bob from Tekkens animation where he sways a bit and shakes his wrist, then a little bit of a leg shake.
I sometimes walk like Sora with both hands behind my head in a relaxed pose
JoJo made me puff my chest out a bit, which fixed my slouch I guess. I reckon I look better too
I modelled my beard after the early stages of Max Payne 3. Similar haircut too
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>Tense times
>Grind my teeth
>Rub my tongue on the top of my mouth raw
>Bump my knees up down
Although this is all standard, right?
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>>255232134
I eat ice cream off the floor
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>>255242418
What would you reccomend, then? There's no way I'm getting out of home.
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>>255237884
Oh shit I do that too
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I like to chug my drinks and then BEH like Windwaker Link does.
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>>255242750
lift while you watch chinese cartoons
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>>255242750
Go buy a standard $50 barbell set. There are tons of weight lifting exercises you can do with just a set of barbells.
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>2014
>not pretending you live in a point-and-click adventure

Look > Fridge
"A cold box filled with mysteries both edible and not."
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>>255242750

Push-up, sit ups, jumping jacks, jogging in place, flexing while sitting, stretches, running up and down stairs. You have so many options. Just do a combination of that everyday and you'll drop weight fast. As long as you don't overeat like crazy.
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>>255242840
Lift what? Grab a couple of books and do my thing?
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>>255232134
>Push doors like Leon from Resident Evil 4
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>>255240836
You're doing it wrong, it's:
In the form of a question?!
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>>255232134
Autism: the thread
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>>255243004
>Look
>Mirror
>"There's the most depressing motherfucker I have ever had the misfortune of seeing."
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sometimes I go nuclear
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>>255242637
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>>255242718
pretty normal, but grinding your teeth is bad
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>>255243095
Doing it wrong, huh...
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>>255242993

>Actually buying barbells

Nah, just get some milk jugs and fill 'em with water. 2 or 3 per hand and you should be good to go. Or if you have some kind of bar, get some rope or something and tie a whole bunch to it.

If there's a park near buy, use the monkey bars for pull ups early in the morning when there's no one around cause nothing looks more tryhard and pathetic than doing that while kids are trying to play
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>>255237271

Holy shit same here.
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>>255243110
Autism: The Board
Autism: The Post
Autism: The Flamethrowah
Kids really like that one.
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>>255243010
No need for me to lose weight, I'm pretty skinny, it's in the family blood.

I actually forgot to mention that I also do 10 sit-ups each morning along with the previously mentioned 10 pushups, I've been doing this since Febuary and I can see some results, for a suttle as they are, as for the legs, I walk nearly everyday.

I wish I could go back to swimming, it was so much fun when I wasn't doing butterfly and up-side belly or whatever the fuck is that called
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>>255242702
I've done that Sora thing my whole life
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>>255243038
Barbells are pretty cheap and easier to lift because you don't have to balance, but if you want to just lift bags full of books then that'd work. Not him btw

However, if weight is your problem then you're better off doing cardio and sit ups (40 proper ones a day, min)
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>>255243338
Its also what you eat.
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>>255243365
>>255242702
"That Sora thing" is actually how I was taught in school how to hold my head after running to breathe properly. Something about opening your air passage up better.
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>>255240912

This pretty much. I cross my arms when idle and sometimes move from side to side when nothing's going on.
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>>255243310

Autism 2: The Search for more Money
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>>255243195
>Take
>Knife
>Use
>Knife on
>Self
>"I think I need help."
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Played too much Disgaea, sometimes I notice myself doing the little step forward thing the female samurai do
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I started to talk to girls.
Thank you Artificial Academy 2.
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>>255236889
I can confirm this works.
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>>255243714
>got gf

T-thanks, Mnato.
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I have pretty good self control
But when I'm alone...

I've never really developed videogame related habbits in the sense that they're from specific videogames but I do certain things because of playing videogames

for example I sit with my left leg tucked into my chair with my left arm rested on it It because I use wasd so much I need high leverage for my fingers to rest over the keys. (keyboards ontop of desk, mouse is on the retractable lower surface). I readjust all of my friends setups like this whenever using someone elses computer
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>>255236329
It does, but I'm not tall 1.78m.
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>>255243714

>Okay
>I talked to you about how your day is like three times
>Then we talked about our definitions of love another three times
>Then we spoke of penises and vaginas three more times
>Therefore, you are morally and scientifically obligated to have sex with me
>No!
>FORCE THREE TIMES
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I have to sneak around where ever I go and I am always listening for footsteps.
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>>255243714
>talking to girls
>not using force
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>>255236845
oh shit I'm sorry
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>>255242702
C-could I possibly see your MP3 beard?
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Walk on stairs like Raiden without doing cartwheels and shit, though
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It has only been like four days and I'm already instinctively hearing Yuzuriha's OHH NOOOO hitnoise whenever something bad happens.
It won't be long until I start doing it out loud. I can already feel it.
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>>255243965
It's not that algoritm way. My brain only bings: "HEY FAGGOT, IF YOU FIND HER CUTE TALK TO HER, LIKE THAT WEEB PIECE OF SHIT YOU PLAYED LAST NIGHT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT".
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>>255244280
>YOU PIECE OF SHIT

You should be a motivational speaker.
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>>255242750
there's these things called Spetsnaz sit-ups that a friend told me about they're harder than normal sit-ups but provide better results
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>>255242497
Is there any other way?
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>>255243714
Stocking is so cute
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>>255243247
Doing it Wrong, huh?
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>>255242637
tell me about yourself why do you wear the mask
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>>255244230
I do Nikos walk sometimes for fun
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>>255243436
If I overcome my depression and paranoia, I might actually eat better.
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>>255244569
dive rolling up the stairs resulting in a terrible back injury
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>younger brother is in middle school
>thinks "kid stuff" is lame
>start running like sonic around the house to fuck with him
it feels so wrong but so right
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Speaking of screaming
If nobody is around I'll do it to blow off steam. It feels great, refreshing even.
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>>255232134
>conversating
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>>255244707
fuck waiting

chug down olive oil daily
Its very disgusting, but dont be a pussy
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Sometimes I walk like this.
or stand with my hands on the belt
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>>255244472
Now that's interesting, how do you do them?
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>>255244848
>chug olive oil
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>>255244929
That's a pretty big way to walk
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>>255244938
Have someone hold your ankles.

Sit up to standing without using your hands.

Some fag gave them an edgy name to make them sound 2deadly
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>>255244848
>olive oil
My family loves that shit, never really got into because it tastes like nothing. There's also Brazilian nuts and Bananas, those are good, right?
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>>255244793
This fucking nigger...
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>>255244929
are you a big guy
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>>255244848
>>255244848

Or just eat salad with olive oil and a sprinkle of slat for lunch and dinner and cut potatoes into french fries or chips and cook them in olive oil. Shit's tasty bud. Eat a chicken breast sliced into chucks and mix it into cooked rice mixed with onions and peas and you've got a fucking meal.
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>>255244848

why would you do that
it doesn't even make sense
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>>255244938
Lay flat on ground, arms to your side.
Practice breathing through nose and out mouth,
When ready, keeping hands at sides, inhale deeply through nose sitting yourself up, then slowly exhale through mouth laying back down as you exhale
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i played the destiny beta so much that after it was over i slid like the sprinting slide in my kitchen and fell backwards
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>>255245163
>tastes like nothing

The hell you say. Olive is delicious on everything it touches.
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I don't know about vidya, but sometimes when I read or see something REALLY stupid or retarded I turn my head to the side as if there were a camera and make a "is this guy serious" face.
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>>255245180
I'm not trying to lose weight, you guys, I'm trying to get some mass in this skinny fucking body.

I can literally wrap my hand around my arm with no problem, my biceps are as tick as a Nunchuck, and my torso is pathetic.
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>>255245448

There's no reason not to eat healthy, nigger.
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>>255245174
>>255245118
In fact I'm pretty short guy. Only like 6'0
I just like to compensate
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>>255238519
>>255237998
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>>255245387
oh shit i do that too
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>>255245448
potatos, rice and chicken. Eat that shit.
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>>255245448
Lanklet here.

Squats and oats. Not even joking.
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>>255245363
You're just like my family, but okay, I'll try using Olive Oil on everything, just because.
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>>255244848
Do people actually do this?
That cant be healthy for you
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>>255244929
>stealing my thunder
I was doing the belt thing for years before the movie came out. Picked it up from my grandfather as a kid.
Now I'm worried some baneposter is going to burst out laughing if I do it by reflex in public.
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>>255245576
>>255245597
Got it. Thanks.
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>>255245387
Oh fuck, me too.

Shit.
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>>255245576
this is like 90% of my diet
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>>255236764
I actually do this too.

Fuck
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>>255245387
Pretty sure that's a natural reflex. My fucking dog used to do it
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>>255238546
travis touchdown probably
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>>255245884
you do that too?!
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Sometimes when I'm in the mood for fun I do shoryukens
And not vidya, but I like to quote or make up my own phrases like in 80-90 action movies. You know, "cool off" or "stick around". I love to quote all kinds of shit, vidya, movies, cartoons. It's fun
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>>255245885
Either that or you have one sarcastic dog.
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I want to smell Tron Bonne's crotch skull.
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>>255246014
That's it!! Thanks anon.
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This isnt a vidya thing but theres a korra platinum game coming out so fuck you

Sometimes I do water/fire/earth/air bending when I'm alone and waiting
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>>255237998
>>255238519
>>255239180
>>255239926
I am so damn jealous of you right now. Your laughter must be similar to the chanting of angels to garner attention so well and frequently.
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>>255245885
Your dog used to see lot of stupid/retarded things?
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>>255244584
I know anon, why is she so perfect?
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Master miller said walking by rolling your foot makes you sneak so now i do that every time i walk
I'm good at sneaking nobody ever hears me and i keep scaring them by accident
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I tap my chest like York does when I'm thinking. The thumping feels nice.
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>>255244134
K gimmie a min
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>>255232608
>tfw part Italian
>Can make all the hand gestures i want and people dont care
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>>255246330
I roll my feet too, but that's a habit I got from years of marching band.
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>>255233195
That's called body language you autist.
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>>255246271
it lives with him doesn't it?
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>>255246301
Probably because she is a pure angel who loves sweets
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>>255246470
beepity booppity boppy mama mia spaghetti mario
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>>255243453
It's to aid blood circulation
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>>255246610
>liking the literal semen demon
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>>255246470
Do you like gabbagol?
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>>255243580
>Use
>Knife on
>Self
>"Now is not the time for that"
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