There is not enough content of Xbox Original-tan
>>254693463
Who gives a shit about your imaginary enime girls to make look like console. Are you lonely? There are girl outside you could be dating anon.
>>254693738
>There are girls outside
haha good joke anon :)
TUESDAYS ONLY WE AGREED ON THIS
WE MUST CURB MINDLESS REPOSTING FOR THE GOOD OF -TANS AND FOR THE GOOD OF THE BOARD
>>254693738
Girls suck though
>>254693463
>omg look i use pc that means that pc guys is me and its like im super strong and buff and shit, totally not a fat virgin loser
>omg all those consoles are actually girls and they want to fuck
>>254693463
Go find a pussy outside retard,the xbone is bombing hard than the wiiu
>>254693738
>3DPD
Get out.
>>254693463
Why is this drawfag shoving the xbone with pc?
>>254694080
The images represent the devices, not the users, retard
>Xbox huge girl
oh yes
>>254695115
>needing to draw his blunder consoles to feel better about it
Why not find a girlfriend or fuck a whore?
>>254694404
>>254694798
>>254695583
Underage idiots. He drew the original Xbox.
>>254695825
So he is a autistic drawfag who did those things to not feel bad about his shitty machines?
>>254695825
>>254695583
Because, my demented little retard, this isn't about sex. They're funny little comics that exaggerated and joke about the characteristics of various gaming platforms.
>>254693738
I want normalfags to leave this fucking place
This thread is full of autism and underage who don't know the relations of MS between the PC. I bet most people here don't know about Mechwarrior, etc.
>>254700093
>No console-tan strip ever.
I bought a 2DS.I don't regret my purchase.
>>254693738
>>254701179
I heard it's pretty comfy.
>>254701179
Every time. 2DS-tan looks so goddamn content with her pokeymans.
>>254701179
How is it compared to the regular 3DS?
Considerong on getting either an XL or a 2DS
>>254701179
I want to hug 2DS-tan.
>>254700093
Are you actually going to sit there and imply that PC doesn't have ridiculously strong hardware compared to its counterparts? I know it feels close now, because a new batch of consoles just came out, but wait two or three more years and the pictures will be all the more relevant.
PC also tends to be shown in an appropriate light: strong, but far from perfect.
>>254701903
Well it's still coming in the mail, but from the countless videos I've seen that don't actually talk about how the buttons or dpad feel, people with small-medium sized hands say it feels incredibly comfy and more durable.
It's bound to be better than the regular 3DS, I can't recommend that pile of rushed design to anyone.
Quick, name a cute thing retarded people do.
This is important!
>>254702413Original 3DS is alright with a PowerPak+. Gives it extra battery life and heft with a bit better ergonomics.
>>254702905
Post questions like that.
>>254703027I know, I had to buy the pack solely because I couldn't hold the thing correctly. Dpad & triggers still felt nasty to use.
>>254702905
Pretending to know whatlewdthings are.
>>254703027
My 3DS lasts something like 10 hours playing with an extended battery. The extra bulk makes it okay to hold.
>>254693868
if you ask nicely, sure
>>254703215
Yeah, I can't argue with that. I got used to the shoulder buttons though. D-Pad...there's no defending that, both in usability and placement. Doubly true if you've ever used the wonder that is the Vita D-Pad. Best D-Pad in decades, I swear.
>>254703637
The vita is a wonderful piece of hardware, I just wish Sony would stop treating it like an accessory to whatever else is selling well at the time.
>>254693463
How do these people get such clean lines? Cintiqs?
>>254703908
Binary tool, any tablet and some practice.
>>254704031
I have a hard time with getting the clean lines as well as the line weights at the same time. Do you use a stabilizer in your software, or is it all just "git gud?"
>>254698384
It's impossible to keep them out, but you can scare some of them out.
>>254694080
/v/ isn't all PC gamers.
>>254702145
Please tell me the flaws of PC games compared to consoles.
>>254704325
it's git gud and it also depends on your software.
Photoshop and Sai for pressure lines
>>254705271
This fucking guy is pretty good.
Name a better tan than XboneYou can't.
>>254701179
i want to do lewd things to 2DS-tan
>>254707339
Checkmate athiests
>>254707339
>there are people who bought an xbone because xbone-tan
>>254707627
>>254695825
>cap-tan
>going to /v/ ever anymore
good one m8
>>254693738
>Normalfag
Where do you think you are?
I wish there was more of snes-tan
She's adorable.
>>254708053
lets not open these wounds
>>254705271
>35-50-60
>1080
> High res textures.
Subtle...
>>254707935
>reading comprehension
>>254708423
How is that sublte, cunt?
>>254693868
THATS THE POINT
>>254709065
Because the image implies "girls" reactions are because of the faces PC is putting on.
But the smaller context is the FPS, screen resolution, High res texture packs and Modability.
Basically the comic kind of glosses over the real joke with it's own imagery.
So it's Subtle. You Cunt.
>>254709352
I love these because PC-tan is, basically, a physically imposing, arguably "perfect" specimen, but mentally, is hedonistic and kind of weird.
If there existed a real person who was a world-class body-builder, won gorillions of strongman championships, and was considered "Hottest guy alive" by People or Cosmo or whoever the fuck, but played with train sets, wore tiaras, and had tea parties with cardboard cutouts of anime girls, people would think he's absolutely fucking weird.
>>254710050
Sounds like your average /fit/ guy if you ask me
>>254710050
Too few people in these threads see the flaws pc-tan has.
It is really annoying
>>254704609
I came here because some of my bros from high school said this was the place to be.
But if you guys are all about skeletons then I'm fucking out, fuck you guys.
>>254710050
I guess thats why Arnold keeps his train sets and tiaras hidden then.
>>254710254
>yfw there is a skeleton INSIDE OF YOU
>>254710050
Am I the only one who finds his odd habbits charming in some weird way?
If he was just the ubermenschen at every turn he'd have no personality.
>>254705271
I wish there was more Wii U-tan
>>254702145
For a while, XBOX HEUG was stronger than PC.
>>254710125
>that ps4
Doesn't have any games but my god muh dick.
>>254710050
I think he's adorable. I actually don't care much for the others.
>>254710424
well yeah, they're charming, but that's exactly the point.
He has some really bizarre interests and inclinations that add to the overall charm of the character.
>>254710393
I already left, anon, so I didn't have a chance to see your post.
>>254710050
>>254710243
Yeah I don't get it either. He's a funny character because of that natural subversion that stems from real life trends.
>>254710254
dude
theres skeletons INSIDE you
TONS of them
>>254707339
>>254707641
Is that supposed to be a psudeo / real eye, or is it supposed to work like a helmet and "cover" her eyes? I can't even tell anymore.
>>254709605
>So it's Subtle
No, the fucking faces stand for that shit. That's the whole point, only a brain dead retard would miss it.
>>254710617
It's a cybernetic eye that replaces her real eye.
>>254693463
Is there more of this? I love this female-male size difference.
>>254693738
>There are girl outside you could be dating anon.
LOL. That's so funny, because I actually talk to a reasonable amount of women and exchange numbers. Thing is, they never respond back, I feel like such a fucking moron after it's all said and done. I even messaged 30+ women on okcupid and only 2 Neanderthal women (whom i did not contact) and 2 gay guys (1 transgendered who I also did not contact) messaged me. Am I that fucking ugly? I mean, that's how these things go right? women in their 20+ are only looking to fuck and get in relationships with 6/10+ guys, especially when it comes to this online crap. I'm never anyone's "type".
>>254710614
How many doc?
>>254710430
I did this last night but the thread 404'd before I was done ;_;
>>254710561
I wanna see one where PC is demanding xbone to let him have Halo
>>254709605
It's blatantly obvious. actually.
>>254710050 >>254710229 >>254710243 >>254710292 >>254710424 >>254710539 >>254710561
PC-tan is actuallyJohnny Bravo
>>254710798
too many
or not enough
its hard to tell at this time
>>254708251
Nonsense!
>>254710842
Don't you mean the original XBox-tan? The giantess one?
>>254710795
youre probably just a huge piece of shit
>>254710974
But then...who's his mama?And who's that neighbor girl?
>>254710650
>>254710941
Take a look at the actual imagery you spastic.
The FPS counter, Smokey 1080 and MOD's are not the main part of the image.
They are actually harder to notice than the faces. The only one that's easily noticeable is the High res texture pack which is part of the joke.
I'm not saying they weren't visible. I'm saying they actually didn't force the joke into gigantic fucking letters like some shitty webcomic.
>>254710050
And people like him because he's a good tool, with working muscle unlike consoles which people like because they are convenient and pretty and marketed to hell.
>>254711237commador 64xbone-tan
>>254711237
Apple II?
>>254711237
mama is the turn mechanical computer
>>254711081
and now someone needs to post the retort the artist drew in response to how over posted this is
Can we have PC playing VN and datesim on multiple monitors like this?
>>254707339
easy cake
>>254711565
>>254711778
Dem thighs.
>PC is generic LE I AM STRONGEST guy
I should probably clean this up.
>>254712152
You should also slightly reduce the size of the right (her left) hand. But other than that, I'd totally poke that Ouya.
>>254712152
yeah its good but you reposted this like 4 times with no changes
and still no link to galleries
>>254712065
Get more mad that your pretend platform cartoon girlfriend is being outshined by another pretend cartoon you fucking faggot.
>>254710974
Why the fuck are you quoting like that? Are you mentally autist?
>>254712292
someone's ego is big enough to draw this
good draw, though
I wish to draw like that to make some tans too
>>254705271
>>254710125
But why is Wii U a milf
>>254710974
Yes, he is
>>254712259
The proportions are a bit off overall. I'm not good at winging perspective at this angle.
>>254712265
Only third time I'm posting this. And I don't have a gallery.
>>254712798
It looks good as a whole, I'm not one to pick niggles. That's just one thing I noticed when I wasn't getting a chub.
>>254712496
>
>>254712701
Old hardware
>>254711312
I could see them clear as day. I find nothing subtle about the image.
>>254711319
I'm not super into this stuff, but do people really take these comics this seriously?
>>254712701
Because some idiot decided to base the entire character on the fact that she's one year older than the others, while ignoring every other aspect of the console.
>>254712701Because it's like it's from a previous gen
>>254712898
Makes sense
>>254712935
But that's wrong
>>254712574
it's a jojo reference m8
>>254712701
To piss off people like this
>>254712935
>>254705271
I liked this comic when it was incomplete.
It was unreasonably funny when PC turned into a girl without any explanation and all the console-tans disappeared.
>>254713094
How does a saucy, jaded milf in any way represent a Nintendo console?
>>254711312
I would hardly call it subtle. Even if you have a extreme case of ADHD and didn't notice it the first time around because you were too busy fapping to PC's manly faces, the joke would be impossible to miss the second time around. It'd be subtle if the faces actually represented the change in PC's face, apart from modding I guess, or if you could only figure out the joke the sixth or seventh time you read the comic. I'm proud of you for figuring the joke out yourself, but you don't need to act like it's a fucking secret.
>>254712701
I don't know either, but I assume it's because Nintendo has been around longer than the other two. So she's more like a cougar with a specific tastes, rather than the other two who represent younger girls.
>>254708695
why that kickstarter logo has cum on it?
>>254713242
You missed my point, but how does a cute little blind girl represent a microsoft console?
>>254711312
>giant letters
>subtle
anon, you are a retard
>>254713094
>showing the same games that everyone knows and which only panders to his fanboys
>wining
I think thateveryonewon
>>254713439
> cute little blind girl represent a microsoft console?
I have no idea who you're referring to...
>>254701179
I have a 3DS and am planning on getting a 2DS. Tried a demo machine and it's comfy
>>254713439
because kinect can't see for shit (so she has bad eyesight) and she's cute and little because we damned well want her to be.
or maybe because she's a younger console franchise than the other two
>>254711081PC tan should be a female like the rest of them. Immortal, perfect, sad muscle girl who just wants her old friends back, but can't look soft in front of the newer generations.
>>254713801
subtle is the wrong word. Well integrated into the art would be better.
Are 3DS and 2DS male?
>>254710842
Halo is a shitty FPS that no respectable PC gamer would give a fuck about.
>>254714170
No.
>>254713921
>and she's cute and little because we damned well want her to be.
Exactly, that's my point.
There's too much fussing over why the designs are the way they are. We should just enjoy what we have.
>>254713430
she pays for food by sucking dick
>>254714010
no, PC fucks all the rest, and is a man so he is dominant. he can also do the job of every console if he wanted but dosnt. its perfect
>>254712935
The hardware is older (not just a year older) and so is the company (the oldest console maker still around). That's why.
>>254713430
it's bird poop
>>254714513
Never knew Nintendo had love hotels in the 60s.
>>254711778
snes-tan is just a chost and doesn't realize it.
>>254714314
just like ur mum
>>254707339
Dreamcast tan is the best tanand probably the last good console
>>254714261
Thanks Anon. I know must -tans are represented as female, but I've seen a few images that depicted the 3DS as male.
This thread is cancer.
>>254704870
equal amounts of faggotry on both
>>254714481
>he can also do the job of every console if he wanted but dosnt.
Yeah, like that N64 and SNES he can't get right. Besides, PC clearly doesn't fuck all the rest. Have you not looked at any comic in the thread? PC is a goof, a show off, and a sucker for nostalgia; hardly perfect.
It should be a girl just like the rest.
>>254712935
no idiot, its because the wiiu has ps360 tier hardware, so she is drawn as a mild, even though she is not that older than the other tans
which tan should get attacked by tentacles?
>>254715320
Yes.
>>254715114
Welcome back to /v/, I assume its been a good 4 years?
>>254715278
PC tan is fucking perfect, take your opinions somewhere else.
>>254715320
Xbone and PS4, the tentacles are from WiiU
>>254715320
snes-tan
>>254715320
Every single female one
is this even a question
>>254715074
she is just a tomboy
>>254715435
How are you emulating PC tan so well?
>>254704870
Endless streams of indie shit, only some of which end up cursing consoles, goofy trash like simulation games, and cancerous communities like ASSFAGGOTS, Steamkids, and the "I only play modded skyrim and nothing else" crowd. Oh, and imperfect emulation, I suppose.
>>254715278
I agree on his flaws, but every computer is male.
Even toaster and mac
>>254715628
That's not true, though. You can even test for it. Mine is female.
>>254714010
consoles are female
personal computers are male (only for IBM modular based PCs, prebuilt computers like the Amiga and commodore 64 are also girls)
>>254715628
PCs are neutral.
>>254702413
The XL buttons look like the DSlite buttons but feel like the DS original buttons
>>254710795
Well dude, there's a plethora of things that could be "it". Maybe you try to use opening "lines" on them, maybe you're some kind of edgy faggot, maybe you're ugly like you said... who knows. It could even be that you're a handsome young man with reasonable views of the world and the ability to partake in an interesting conversation, and you're just unlucky.
What I've found though, is that no one you find in a site like okcupid will give you much satisfaction in the end, even if you fuck them.
>>254715320
Vita-tan, she's the lewdest.
>>254715628
If every PC is male, how come I impregnated mine.
>>254693463
Xbox-tan/PC-tan pseudo /ss/ when?
>>254710617
It's a large camera that acts as an eye for herand also sends data to the NSA
>>254716182
Are you the father of the mini-pc?
>>254702145
>I know it feels close now
No, no it really doesn't feel close.
>>254693738
>outside
You lost me.
Am I the only one that's annoyed by pc and xbone being made out to be relatives despite linux constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform? Couldn't we have a comic or something where he finds out he's adopted or disowns xbox?
>>254716182
>>254715860
Open notepad
type CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
Save as a .vbs file
run it, and listen for male or female default voice.
Mine is female, at least.
>>254710482
>This is what consolefags actually believe
>>254716182
Gender correction surgery.
>>254716563
Spoiler that shit man.
>>254716485
>Am I the only one that's annoyed by pc and xbone being made out to be relatives despite linux constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform?
Yes. What the fuck does Linux have to do with that comparison?
>>254716485
They're both made by Microsoft you fool.
>>254693738
>There are girl outside you could be dating anon.
But I'm a NEET autist. How can I date anyone when my mind is so obsessed with computers I spend all day on my computer?
>>254713439
The cyclops thing is the kinect. I don't know if you didn't know, or if you thought somehow he didn't know.
She's always trying to make it up to other people since the PR nightmare that was 2013.
>>254716485
>constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform
a broken port of tf2 does not a viable gaming platform make.
>>254716563
Gender correction surgery does not give you a proper vagina.
It gives you a fake pseudo-vagina.
If you have a good enough surgeon it may look like or similar to a vagina.
>>254711081
Damn it, right in the feels.
>>254717012
Danke, Krankenschwester
>>254693738
>3DPD
>2011+1+1+1
>>254709352
>people not liking Milf WiiU
>>254717012
>>254717096
Anon please. It's not possible toimpregnate a computereither. Don't be that guy.
>>254716486
female, but I'm pretty sure that the last voice banks MS put on windows that was male was on xp
>>254715601
That was my intention all along :^).
I can emulate PC-tan becauseI have very powerful hardware
>>254717306
Well there you go. XP and down are male, and Vista and up are female.
They do look prettier.
>>254704609
I don't understand what posting sexy skeletons is supposed to do.
>>254716486
>mfw I've been guy shit on my computer and it's been a girl this whole time
it's probably a lesbo by now
>>254717440
To be honest, I just want more musclegirl content.
Though it is weird that only PC is male. Seems like a sexism thing, but I don't care enough to analyze it. They're just mspaint comics.
>Many people on /v/ like nintendo + PC
>many people on /v/ like milfs
>multiple comics where wiiu-tan lusts after PC
Guys, this isn't a hard thing to figure out.
>>254717829
>tfw you will never have an AI personification of your computer on your desktop judging everything you do and occasionally enjoying it along with you.
>>254717440
that is just the voice synthesizer for blinds people, every one and their mom knows its always better to have a female voice talking to you than a male
the male voice bank on xp was if you wished to change the voice bank, but it would still default to the female on the blinds help page on control panel
>>254717012
Thanks doc
>>254717997
Ene, pls go away, and stop deleting my poon folders
>>254715278
>a goof, a show off, and a sucker for nostalgia
Sounds perfect for a masculine representation. Also adds an element of contrast to the female cast.
>>254716486
It's a lady.
I love you too, computer.
(?•? ? •??)
>>254717972
Too bad she looks completely different in the WiiU + PC artwork.
>Xbox-tan looks up to PC as a big brother
>ps4-tan is jealous of PC
>WiiU-tan lusts after PC hard
>PC, despite being incredibly powerful, has tons of very silly habits and hobbies
This is the greatest harem anime ever
>people who draw kinektless xbone-tan never give her blind eyes
You fucks don't know ART
>>254718307
Maybe you should try giving her a call.
>>254718495
I only wish there was someone up to task of drawing a one-shot comic.or doujin
>>254710807
Fix Xbones ass
We all know what really happened to SNES-tanShe married Arino
>>254718776
Stop making me lovelorn, anon. Pls.
>>254709352
This my fav wiiU
>>254718980
But that's a happy ending!
>>254718783
I'd be up to the task, surely, especially since I think it's a great idea. I just don't have the art skills to make it particularly WELL.
>>254718980
who the hell is arino?
>>254716563
>>254719162
Her husband.
>>254719162
The Chief
Someone who actually speaks nipponese well should introduce these to 2chan
If it even catches on a little bit there it'd be a goldmine
BUT ONLY IF YOU SPEAK IT WELL YOU FUCKS
>>254719162
Who the hell are YOU ?
>>254719364
Just try and stop me.
Can steam box chan look like this and act Dom?
>>254717270
>wii u's nips get hard at the sight of PC
DOUJIN WHEN GOD DAMN
>>254718940
It's the pantsu, I think. I tried redrawing them dozens of times but I gave up in the end.
>>254716790
>>254716731
The only connection between xbone and PC is the operating system because they're both made by microsoft. For PCs that running a linux distro or BSD or anything not windows there is no connection, so why call them relatives?
>>254719541
I'll get to work on it if you give me links/upload the definitive references of them all.
>>254719609
No, it's definitely the ass.
>>254719646
Because most people have Windows PC's and with these things being made by the same company is like being in the same family.
>>254719727
Alright, how can I fix it then?
>>254719609
>no hips
>torso too long
>tiny thigh, hugely long calf
>that fucking hair
Keep trying though.
Can't seem to find the finished one. Maybe I didn't save it.
>>254718980
Somebody should draw this.
Pc-tan walks in only to find SNES-tan and Arinoplaying video gamesfor hours on end
>>254719646
Yes, cause everybody from the same family is EXACTLY alike! Both clothes, looks, personality, job, opinions, everything!
>>254719895
Have you even read the thread ? Who am I kidding, of course not.
>>254716486
>tfw your PC says she loves you
That's why PC is the master race. Your faggot ass consoles will never tell you they love you. They only use you for you money to fuel their DRM.
>>254718980
but anon, NES-tan is the one who did that
unless you're saying the two of him share him as a husband?
>>254719895
>>254705271
Don't try to hard to find it.
>>254720059
QUICK REPLY BITCH NIGGA WOOP WOOP WOOF WOOF
GET DOWN ON IT BITCH SUCK MY CHODE.
So, yeah, quick reply.
>>254719702
A lot of the good refrences are already in this thread. PC I think you get the idea on already.
These are all good refrences:
>>254708493
>>254713094
>>254717270
>>254717972
>>254718495
>>254698384
>normalfags
>People still use this term likes it's supposed to be an insult when all they're doing is trying to justify their pathetic life
>>254720095
I've been clicking mine every few minutes since I made it.
>>254720262
Thanks.
