If life was an RPG, what would be your class?
commoner
Troll/Outcast/Pirate
Wizard
/thread
Jesus OP, make a better thread next time.
If you aren't a wizard you shouldn't be on /v/
>>254139227
Thief.
I'm klepto as fuck.
I steal something almost any time I'm in a store. Be it something simple like chapstick, or something like $40 worth of crab legs.
I have a problem, CLEARLY, but I've also never been caught.
So
Uh
Thief.
>>254139605
ayy lmao
>>254139227
Dwarf
>>254139227
cock smith
>>254139227
Technomancer? Is that a class?
>A very femenine, delicate male healer.
manlet :)))
>>254139227
a fucking loser piece of shit that can't doing anything right
>>254139227
Nigger
>>254140097
That's a long class title
Fat miserable balding fuck.
rogue/thief/archer
>>254139963
So you'd be the typical beta male attention whore, great.
>>254139767
I hope you're at least stealing from large companies and not small boutiques or something.
White Mage/Chemist, because some test I just took said so.
shop keeper
>>254140097
>a fucking loser piece of shit that can't doing anything right
>doing
You're good at it.
Dovakiin c:
>>254140314
Hey we could be like a caravan in Fire Emblem
>>254140097
what a coincidence, that's my class too.
>>254139227
sell sword or wizard, duh
Class: Whatever the jack of all trades is
Job: Merchant
>>254139227
Engineer, but I'm just a shitty I.T. guy so I'd be a bad engineer.
>>254139227
rogue/bandit
knife wielder masterrace
>>254139227
A paladin.
But a chill and sarcastic one whose always good in a clutch and there for his buddies.
>>254139227
everyone here would be wizards anon
Lazy piece of shit
Dwarf
>Short guy with huge beard, work in a welding and fabrication shop.
>>254140702
So you'd be bad at it, gotcha.
Hacked God of Everything (Adolescent Anti-hero Fantasy)
>>254139227
pretentious arrogant faggot
so I'll go with Hig Elf
Warrior priest.
Lesser classes need not reply.
>>254140873
>class
Deprived
Petty Thief
A really terrible bard
>>254140808
Maybe, but being a stick in the mud tends to rub most groups the wrong way.
Warrior monks don't always have to be played like that.
>>254139227
loser
>>254140774
>>254140873
>class
>>254139227
Merchant.im an accountant, last game that i remember having one was Bravely Default? anyone know some others?
Thief. every time I do my shopping I steal cheese becuase it is expensive as fuck.
>>254140097
;_;
Prospector
I like finding shit in weird places
>>254141048
maplestory
I'd try alchemy but ultimately peasant.
Scholar. Only useful in an MMO setting since my only IRL power is carrying authority over idiot teenagers.
>>254141051
You and me both, brother
Virgin
I'm a cute little wizard girl
>tfw no rerolls irl
>>254140276
Oh absolutely.
Wal-Marts and Fry's 'n shit.
Nah nah nah I don't try and be a dick about it.
>>254141354
No you aren't.
>>254141014
>Not quoting scripture for every dilemma
I guess you could be sarcastic sometimes if your god is chill but you should probably be ready to convert heathens either into believers or corpses.
>>254141447
no u
Cleric Made
>>254141537
Compelling defense, but neither of us are.
I'm forever stuck at the class selection screen
>>254139227
Support
Alchemist I guess since I am a chem major
>>254141421
How do you even steal from Fry's? They got people all over the place and they check you when you leave the building.
>>254141635
Defend this!
_??_
( . .) / *unsheathes katana*
>>254139227
The class that's good at pulling stuff out of his ass.
Rogue?
>>254139227
NEET.
>>254139227
Rogue
>Over-analyzing shit
>Designing a strategy around things
>Having an out for everything
>Constantly observing my surroundings
>>254139376
second. commoner
Alchemist or War Mage/Spell Sword
>>254141354
>you'll never be a cute girl
why even continue to live
>>254141840
Rogue's don't necessarily do the ass-pulling so much as they are conscious of their own weaknesses and design a strategy around making up for them.
A mixed build. Thief with casting and summoning abilities to fall back on in a pinch. Think Dishonored.
Theif.
>>254141812
That must just be your area or something.
Mine are very easy to steal from if you're not a fucking idiot.
I mean, ok, mine does have people around the store stocking stuff and everything, but there are tooooons of blind spots.
And jsut to verify, we're talking about Fry's Grocery not Electronics, right?
I wouldn't risk Electronics.
Hunter
>distant
>aloof
>hang out with the dogs at social gatherings
>>254141819
*unsheathes dick*
Good luck.
>>254139227
Mahou Kishi
non-player character
>>254139227
An random city folk that only spews out a single line, walks in a predetermined path and wears the most simple of clothes.
>>254141039
Dwarves and elves were classes in early DnD
>>254142058
Oh i was talking about the electronics. That place keeps their shit on lockdown.
>>254142068
*tips fedora*
>>254139227
Cannon Fodder
>>254142058
>fry's groceries
what the fuck
>Know how to do lots of shit, but mediocre at everything
Red Mage it is.
>Skeleton Artist
Bard it is.
>>254141840
You're looking for sorcerer.
>>254142010
QT anime girls are nothing like real girls. Real girls bleed everywhere and all that shit. its gross.
Jew
>>254139227
healer because medfag
>>254142058
Not him but I've never even heard of a fry's groceries before.
How do you feel about payday 2 and it's stealth system?
>>254141819
>>254142069
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!
Probably a Paladin.
Not one of those hardcore, "I cleanse thee for it is the will of the Gods" paladins. Just one that roams around with his greatsword, keeping things peaceful and nice. It's a shame that a lot of Paladins get tugged down with the whole 'ultimate lawful good' classification.
>>254139227
A lovable handsome rogue
>>254142058
>Fry's Grocery
Where the fuck do you live?
>>254142234
It'd probably be easier to steal from their shipping warehouse than an actual store. But I'm sure there'd be plenty of security there as well.
>>254142420
>Forgetting to post an image
Cleric
>>254140387
oh god i can't stop
>>254142489
Well thats sort of the point of Paladins is to be a holy avenger of justice.
>>254142339
If we're talking FFTA Red Mage you can learn Doublecast.
you're all faggots and stop pretending not to be.
ThiefI don't actually like thieves as a class, I just happen to make my money in frowned upon ways. Blame the economy.
>>254139767
jameis go to bed
Useless.
lol.
So, I would be a villager without having hidden stat gains.
>>254142489
You're a neutral good fighter
Being a paladin implies you enforce the laws of some divinity
>>254142776
ok bend over
>>254139227
adventurer.
>>254142562
>Not saving it as a reaction image to remind criminal scum of your presence
Pleb
Monk.
I'm bald.
Muscle Mage
I have a feeling everyone who picked thief is under the age of 16
>>254142489
You're just a filthy murder hobo warrior.
>>254139227
EngineerI joined the US Army a few days agoas a 12R
>>254141840
you mean theManwhoreclass?
>>254139227
Wizard or Rogue, thrown in some Archery if I ever get moneys.
Priest.
>>254139227
magical engineer. Because work and also a 27 virgin
Assassin / thief
>>254142312
>>254142518
If you guys have a Kroger's Grocery around or some shit, it's the same thing.
>>254142976
...then pay with your blood...
*unsheathes sword*
rapist because I am male
>>254143048
Or there are just more black people on /v/ than you realize.
>>254139227
A bard's life is for me, I have a part time job as a stand up comedian
By the way faggots, you're supposed to say what you WOULD be, not what you WANT to be. So all you idiots saying paladin better be 7 foot tall judges or something
>>254142489
You are a warrior then. You act mostly the same but you are more paid by the state rather than the church. You'd be more pragmatic looking for your town rather than idealism and fanaticism
Hermit.
Come to my cave and I'll tell you why everything is so shit.
"stupid ugly nerd loser who nobody likes and nobody will ever love and who will die alone and afraid"
>>254143364
I'll use your pessimism to formulate new spells, or steal your shit...
>>254143304
Or white suburban teenagers who think they're black
>>254139227
>Fantasy
Sorcerer or Wizard
>Sci-Fi
Engineer or Scientist
>>254143276
Strawman we don't want you here
>>254143415
sounds comfy
Trickster.
>>254143415
"rogue" is a simpler term for that
>>254143592
this isn't Indian RPG son.
merchant
>>254142701
>Doublecast
But anon, that sounds useful, and we can't have that!
>>254143364
Rogue/Theif
I'm black and actually do have a talent for breaking into places. My pickpocketing is solid as long as part of it is sticking out, my huge man hands prevent me from actually going into the pocket.
Whichever one was underpowered in every way and useless as fuck.
>>254143714
>merchant
>not greatest ally
>>254143627
Its a shitty Fire Emblem class, and prerequisite for thief.
I'll be the oblivious tanky knight with a hammer/mace/axe
>>254139227
I am an elementalist by the name of Winferno Killstorm and i am a loser.
I'm an accountant.
Slacker
I actively level in reverse until my life spirals out of control
Disappointment.
>>254142489
Nah guys, this man is a knight
He keeps the peace and he's a good guy but he's not very bumtight
Paladins are paladins because they take the divine law way too seriously and enforce it no matter the cost
The worst one.
Soldier/Human
Because I'm boring as fuck and don't like to have fun.
>class
At least call it a Job so I can make the joke that I'd be jobless.
>>254139227
This would be my Persona.
I guess a priest/cleric or whatever they call them in rpgs. Because I figure I'm more likely to be the guy raising morale than one of the grunts slugging it out. And I'm already a zealot.
>>254143847
oh.
I figured we were talking about the Trickster Character in Indian folklore.
bard
>>254139227
>Class
Duelist
>Job
Student
>>254144057
Ow the edge.
a paladin but not a serious one i just want the holy powers
>>254144041
You can just say you're classless and it's equally true.
>>254144057
I see your Thanatos and raise you a Sisyphus.
>>254144204
What do you do in real life that qualifies you for holy powers and heavy armour training
>>254139227
supporter because alpha as fuck but still caring about the rest
a neutral good cleric
>>254142363
The best is to be a qt boy
You can be cute and you still have a butt to use and there is no blood
You have to clean though, but that is all
>>254143741
You can probably get free community college. Enter the tech sector, move to a nice neighborhood, fuck bitches, play video games. Society is great.
>>254143073
Where ya go in for basic/AIT brah? Recently graduated 88K here
Mage Knight Because I'm an indecisive fuck.
>>254143259
Put your weapon away before you make a serious mistake.
A chaos knight because fuck paladins and you faggots. I just want gifts from the dark gods and to do my own thing.
>>254144472
>you're hairy as fuck and will never be a cute grill or boy or anything in this life
Reality is so cruel.
>>254143985
I'd be an NPC.
>class
Wizard
>job
NEET
>>254140097
>a fucking loser piece of shit that can't doing anything right
>can't doing
10/10
>>254144057
Yeah, well my persona would get Darkler, YHVH's eviler brother that's even stronger and can nullify all other personas and also allows me to be invincible, use all bankais from Bleach, go SSJ5, and master all ninjutsu.
Bard
I do music stuff.
>>254144472
>>254144536
The community college I go to the really cheap, it's like $50 per credit
Goof?
My real only skill is being funny. But unfortunately, it's not in an advantageous kind of way, like I couldn't be a standup comic, I'm just... funny.
>>254144472
3D traps a shit though.
>>254144371
dude what does anyone in real life have that. ok im a warehouse working so what should i be? what calass is that
i just want to be a paladin. use blessed hammers with holy shield and teleport around with my enigma and hoto
>>254144684
All those at the bottom are workouts for your ass, right? Would you happen to have a chart for abdominal muscles? I'm not that interested in becoming a little girl, but I'd like not to be a skinnyfag forever.
>>254139767
>$40 dollar worth of crab legs
my fucking sides
I play the ukelele, does that mean I can be a bard?
Seems like it would be so much fun irl, plus bards get all the pussy and support roles are chill as fuck
Tactician
I'm the only one among my friends who is capable of planning shit out.
The only other notable "skill" I have is playing the saxophone.
>>254142025
Makes sense to me, I'm certainly not a DPS class.
>>254145034
>dude what does anyone in real life have that
I dunno, man, maybe going to a church?
Ice mage
>http://youtu.be/pjmEeJiBlhw
Dragoon. I'm black. I can jump.
>>254144204
Holy powers come from Gods.
Loser class. Special skill - eating Doritos and dropping out of uni
Learns skills at physical skills at half rate and other skills at double rate but can't use them
Dies before level 30, or gets married to poisonous woman/put in prison and lives until level 50-60
>>254145283
ill be a paladin who is corrupted and has necromancer powers
>>254139227
Support.
The kind that when I'm playing in your group you're all "wtf is this guy he doesn't do shit" and then when I'm not around you're all "holy shit we need to get that guy back".
Realistically - a slime
Ideally - necromancer, or a lich. Then I can just hide away from the rest of the world, and enjoy existence with undead buddies.
captcha: spirits andinal
>>254139227
Scout, Medic
>an RPG
>an
Me? Heh. Okay, you asked for it.
Demon overlord, on to surpase Larharl-kun.
-smirk-
>>254145152
Sadly, I don;t. I only have that pic because it rarely fails to get amusing responses.
I also have Emi's running chart, if ya want it.
>>254143973
This sounds about right for me
>>254145203
>be a bard
>tell retard warriors your giving them powers playing random chords on some instrument
We surely could not of achieved this without you friend.
>get money
>fuck bitches
>>254144684
Is it possible to turn my flabby, flat white boi ass into something to be cherished or am I purely fucked by genetics?
>>254145406
Well. It does exist.
>>254145034
No one
That's why everyone in this thread who says they would be a paladin is full of shit
You would need to be an 8 foot tall, 350lb preacher who gives no fucks and wears very heavy robes to qualify for paladin
You all wouldn't have classes and most of you would be level 1s after 20 something odd years of playing. Your parents are disappointed in you and you've done little to show for all of the privilege you had growing up. You are squandered potential.
Almost every other board has people that have applied themselves and gained useful skills, even from browsing 4chan. However, most of you all are irredeemable level one scrubs.
That said, I'd probably be a holy scribe/priest/monk. /fit/ tier Lawyer with a penchant for writing, meditation, and /out/door activities.
Soldier/Viking/Low level beast master. I currently work at a zoo. I'm sure I could manipulate a chimps and dog to errands.
Bard because fuck yeah strum my lute write poems write tales about great people and fuck bitches all day
>>254145564
Coldsteel, get out.
>>254145564
Don't forget to tip your fedora
>>254145618
>a legless girl's running chart
Actually, that kind of sounds interesting. Sure, lets see it.
>>254145297
>dropping out of uni
Loser class is the class for me
>>254145618
anon, please don't make woman reject me on the internet.
probably a bard.because i'm useless.
>>254139227
If I think of an average rpg, risk versus reward type. If I think dark souls however, Full elite knight and completely blood lusted.
>>254139767
I should probably do this. No money and well nobody really pays enough attention anyway
>>254139227
I thought he was wrapped up by a snake.
>>254145810No buttsecks included, but optional.
Hunter/Ranger/whatever the living innawoods ranged class is called.
>>254145406
Are you twelve?
Dark Bard, bitches.
>>254140426
I want to keep my sword though
>>254139227
dunno
nerd class
>>254140426
But anon, don't you want to keep your sword?
>>254145719
I'm just haven't spent my experience points yet
>>254146369
>male mermaid
>not merman
>all those -mancers but no niggermancer in sight
H/10, would not play
>>254146369
i know having 144 classes there's bound to be similarities, but really 3 sentais all labeled A B and C. like what point
>>254146295
Psssjhht. Nothing persona, kid.
*teleports behind you*
*unsheates dark paladin katana*
Well I am depressed and my hatred towards the world is increasing. Nobody understands how I'm suffering and I feel like I'm the only intelligent person in my social circle. Everyone falls for fashion, latest pop music shit and energy drinks. While my friends want to drink and party I prefer reading Nietzsche or other philosophy books at home. Seriously everyone is a damn sheep so I most likely consider myself a Sage or Necromancer
I would be a werewolf.JK I WAS THE TANNER THE WHOLE TIME! HHAHAAHAnobody on /v/ plays good board/card games anyways
>>254145719
You're a nigger
i would be a necromancer because i fucked a dead skunk once
>>254146754
Try telling people about how you're suffering, they might want to help.
>>254146938
reported
>>254146846
If I am you're a half blood, son.
>>254146754
You'll grow out of it. I know that shit isn't what you want to hear but you'll find a better place and cope with that shit better eventually
>lvl 22 bard
>12 years of lessons and practice
>slightly above average at guitar
>>254146754
Autismancer
>>254145640
Well, only thing you would lose trying is time you could be spending on 4chinz, so why not?
>>254139767
>$40 worth of crab legs
>>254147107
topfuckingkek
Something like loremaster. I am interesed in almost everything.
>>254147008
You're still a nigger, nigger.
i'd be the semi important sickly/cripple npc
>>254146754
Try hanging out with people who aren't idiots then
>>254147127
>you will never steal $40 worth of crab legs and a chapstick for your waifu
Knight/fighter/warrior/monk, any of these.
In MMORPGs I gravitate towards something that can tank hits but I can play them all. Personal tier list is phys. damage tank > healer > phys. dps > magic dps.
Fuck mages, necromancers and all that other shit.
>>254139227
What class would i be why i would be my Peenis weenis :D get it my Peeenis Weenis is the class i would be :D
You asked what class i would be and i would be my Peeenis Weenis :D get itfdb463yh b790k hhsdfdfgmjn
>>254139227
I don't get a class. Just a filler NPC.
Troubadour
>>254144603
Fort Leonardwood in October
>>254146754
>That whole post.
>That namedrop.
>>254150396
>This guy is now 20 and probably still just as autistic
>>254139227
Beastmaster.
I own 3 cats, 4 dogs, 22 chickens, 5 pigs, 2 cows, 3 horses, 7 turtles, 6 raccoons, a couple of foxes, god knows how many field mice, a very talkative rooster and one very grumpy wife.Yes, my last name is Macdonald, and I do own a farm. I ain't old though.
Monster girl, yes we do exist, yes I like big black D, no I don't want yours. Don't hit on me, silly heroes.
>>254151143
EIEIO
Dick ass thief
Bard. Appreciated by everyone and extremely useful. Life is great /v/
