Why doesn't Mario just kill Bowser?
He gets paid by the hour, not by the job.
Already done that, he just comes back.
>>253770640
Bowser has infinite lives, it's canon
Because Bowser is immortal.
>Got thrown into the sun.
>Survived.
Because then he'd be not better than them.
>>253770640
>Killing your sports buddy.
>>253770640
He did, the fucker comes back via black magic every time.
because he can't
Why doesn't Bowser just kill Mario?
>>253770640
Because he's too perfect.
>>253771067
At that size, why doesn't he just sit on Mario?
>>253770847
Bowser > Jubileus
<>____<>
>>253771151
He's just a bully, not a murderer.
>>253771067
now I kinda get why Ridleyfags keep saying that Ridley isn't too big for Kerfuffle
here, he is dead now
>>253771151
they can't kill each other, that's why their fights are eternal
>>253771151
because he can't
>>253771151
He does like 100 times per game.
>>253771316
To kill one would kill the other.
>>253771386
>being bad
![468px-RoyKoopa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mK8omEP.jpg "468px-RoyKoopa[1].jpg")
>Roy's plan is just to shoot dat nigga with a gun
>>253771549
bazooka*
>>253770640
Bowser has been thrown into a sun, a black hole, had his skin entirely melted off his body (and continued fighting as a skeleton jfc). King Koopa makes death his bitch.
>>253771264
bowser has magic
>>253771649
Is he literally an Ork Warboss?
>>253771549
>why won't he die
>why are these bullets so damn slow
>my sunglasses are fogged up
>i wish i was back in my castle
>>253770640
Mario can't kill Bowser and Bowser knows this. Why do you think he puts he builds arenas that always works against him? He wants a fair fight.
Reminder that Bowser's magic is so powerful he tore out a monster's heart, gave sentience to it, then made it so the heart controlled its husk of a body and was literally invincible
>>253771649
When are we getting Super Strikers U?
Wii version online was the shit.
>>253772471
NLG want to have a crack at Zelda.
>>253770640
How would you do that?
Hes invincible.
>>253771734
Thats bowers normal canon size.
No magic.
>>253771067
is magic
>>253771734
hes still fuckhuge compared to mario
>>253772368
... Paper Mario?
>>253774408
yep
specifically Tubba Blubba
"If-a you kill him, Mario, you'll-a be just like him"
>>253772368
That was the star rods magic, not bowser.
His idea though.
Tubba wished to be tough and invincible so the boos wouldnt terrorize him anymore. Bowser granted that wish in a way he could still be more powerful than himMario has the deepest lore
Dude bowser and mario are friends. Like mappy and digdug.
>>253771193
That reminds me of a comic.
>>253775191
tell me more
>>253775352
It's about a bara Dr. Mario and Bowser comes in for a check-up, or something along those lines
Wish I had a link for you
They're best friends; Bowser's just kind of a dick sometimes.
>>253775027
Bowser is one of those guys who will guilt trip you if you're too busy to hang out, and then he'll attempt to kidnap the local monarch
Mario can't kill Bowser becauseBowser and Mario are just actors. They're actually great friends in real life, that's why they're always karting, golfing, and playing other Sports together. They are two of the actors of one of the most popular performance shows of all time.
>>253775481
Mario is a pretty big dick in his own way
>>253775191
all of the boners were had when reading it.
>>253775595
>>253775595
Deepest lore
>>253775734
Well yeah he beats up kids on a regular basis, but Bowser usually throws the first punch.
>>253775595
>Not linking the Mario 3 theory
>>253775191
I love that comic
>>253775352
"Dr. Mario's Health Clinic" is a nice place to go to when you're sick.
>>253775352
>>253775472
here ya go http://g.e-hentai.org/s/b519d192a4/540826-1
I wish more Mario games would play up Bowser's magic skills more.
>>253775941
Because it goes beyond Mario 3. Mario dreamed Mario 2, and that's how he had the idea for 3. He called his friend that he met working on a low budget play (super mario bros) after he made some good money working sewers/pipes (Mario Bros.) but after he quit construction (Donkey Kong).
Facts:
Luigi has his own casino and mansion
Wario has a successful video game business
Donkey Kong is an ape
Bowser is actually the head writer of most Mario plays
>>253776275
>thatsa spicy koopa sausage
>>253776335
trying too hard/10
>>253775595
Mario 1 = original story/movie
Mario 3 = Theater reproduction
Mario World = "Grand Adventure" style TV spinoff
Paper Mario/Mario RPGs = Extended universe novels. Or possibly fanfic.
>>253776537
Nigga that was ez. Typing 3,000 words per second while watching DOTA 2 international
>>253776478
>HERE IS MY SPICY ITALIAN CREAM
>>253776335
>Donkey Kong is an ape
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
I THOUGHT HE WAS A FUCKING DUCK
>>253776648
>>253776478
Is there money in making burly homo Mario fan fics?
>>253776335
Is Peach really a princess?
Is Yoshi's Island canon?
Is Waluigi just a terrible actor?
How the hell do you stage Mario Galaxy (2)?
If its a play would that make 100% speedruns canon?
>>253776592
>Mario RPG
Mario and his friends LARPing.
>>253776871
Yes. Gay people even pay more. this is why gay for pay is even a thing in the porn industry.
>>253776881
Peach is not a princess, she's a slut.
Yoshi's is a Bazooka
Waluigi is the WORST actor but he is very good with sets/mechanics
Mario Galaxy is the part epic of Mario's attempt at LSD. Remember him in the beginning running around the mushroom kingdom? That's the first instance of him tripping the fuck out.
Also Mario 64 was a reality TV show.
>>253776881
>How the hell do you stage Mario Galaxy (2)?
Greenscreens. The Galaxy games are the Prequels to the NES/SNES games A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.
>>253772368
That wasn't entirely him though.
But he did physically fight a lovecraftian clone of himself.
>>253770640
Because they're actually friends who play golf and go karting together
>>253776871
just like there is for any type of porno really.
>>253776881
>How the hell do you stage Mario Galaxy (2)?
Galaxy 2 is just a story that Rosalina is reading to the Lumas. When you finish the game and then 100% it, you get bonus cinematics that show she was just telling her kids a fairytale.
![Super-Mario-Bros-super-mario-bros[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/50S6owk.jpg "Super-Mario-Bros-super-mario-bros[1].jpg")
>>253773000
>hes still fuckhuge compared to mario
>>253776871
Yes, especially bowser.
>>253777360
>>253777121
>>253777795
Well do you guys wanna buy some?
>>253777954
Maybe
Got some examples of your work?
>>253777954
>buying pornI would if it's well drawn and there's a free sample.
>>253770640
Reminder that Bowser fought a version of himself enhanced with darkness and still won
>>253777954
Maybe, where can I go to get one.
>>253778075
Dark Bowser alt color in SSB4 when?
>>253777142
>Reality shoe
>Not live action sitcom
>>253777954
Nope. I only pay for access to vore sites. I can get all the gay porn I want while I have free access to brazzers whenever I need it.
>>253777723
I can play this game too.
>>253777723
anon that doesn't prove much since Ridley's nes sprite is as small as Samus too.
The problem isn't size but proportions. Ridley's design is really complicated and he's really large, with a huge tail and huge wings. He would just look really dumb and at this point I'd prefer him to be an Assist Trophy or a stage hazard.
>>253778226
You just showed that risly is still too big since he is taller than the tallest character in smash
>>253778185
*show
>>253778078
>>253778068
>>253778035
>pic related
>>253778207
>brazzers
>puke
They're both the same, pick both.
What if I printed it out and stapled it like a little comic book?
>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>If you injure him, you'll be sort of like him!
>If you insult him, you won't be entirely different from him, kind of!
>If he kills you, he'll be just like you!
>>253778226
>Ridleyfags shoving themselves in every thread to stay relevant
>>253778415
I'm not sure anon, don't put too much money into it, it could be not worth it.
Or it could be a cash cow, it depends.
Still, I want to see how it looks, I'm curious now.
>>253778370
>tallest character
Not anymore
>>253778075
I love this
He's bowser but better in every way, but bowser still beats him
>>253778504
Wis Bowser so hot ? no homo
>>253778415
Don't happy merchant face until you show us the quality.
>>253778830
He has some actual character and personality for a boss
Plus he's not just some boss you see at the end of the game, you actually see him throughout unlike other final bosses
>>253778075
>>253778791
Mario and Luigi helped him though.
>>253778830
he's the only furry thing I've fapped to, and I despise furry. He's that hot. Also he has a good personality.
>>253778910
>Wendy
dropped
The one with Morton and Iggy was the best one, if not that then the Roy one
well he's dropped him in a pit of lava several times and one time he even kept fighting after all his flesh melted off and he was nothing but a skeleton
I don't think Mario can kill him
Bowser is like Dracula or something his loyal servants will just keep reviving him
>>253778504
Why is he blushing?
>>253779186
He hopes no one sees him getting the coins since it would be embarrassing to copy Mario.
>>253779307
That's cute.
>>253770705
/thread
>>253779082
Anything with Roy in is great.
>>253778910
Real talk nigga terrible quality.
Does Mario even have a title in the Mushroom Kingdom?
He wears a uniform but no badges, he is personally invited to attend royal functions, and he seems soley responcible for the princess's safety, he must be an undercover Bodyguard.
>>253776335
>Donkey Kong is an ape
You're just pulling these out your ass now. You really expect us to believe that?
>>253778172
>Smash Bros.
>paying any attention to the Mario RPGs
>ever
>>253770705
Then what's with the 300 second time-limit?
>>253779470
sorry, i never really learned anatomy and I suck at inking, I just copy other furry artists
>>253779056
You don't despise it if you're fappin' to it
>>253779670
Well. You can make it up. Got any anuses drawn. not even kidding look at artist like noil or random random. Even though shit is terrible the assholes bring people back. Niches man.
>>253779520
Maybe it's part of the work docket from HQ.
>>253779670
at least post some gay shit
>>253770640
Ever play Killer7? Essentially Bowser is Kun Lan and Mario is Harman Smith; immortal forces or good and evil in eternal competition just because they have nothing better to do in eternity.
>>253779887
b-but he's different
Because they're not really enemies. The games we play are just little plays the characters put on for our entertainment.
They're really all friends. Bowser is an excellent and good hearted ruler.
>>253778934
>>253779670
What's the fucking point in drawing porn of exotic characters if you go to every length to make them look human? You're not drawing characters I'm attracted to; what you're drawing is like a bad cosplay of characters I'm attracted to.
>>253780137
Sure
>>253779517
Smash 4's Luigi has a Dream Team taunt, where he puts his toe under his nose.
>>253780379
Woah, can I pay you 100$ for comissions
>>253780447
What?
>>253780447
I just woke up from a nap where I was having a really lame dream involving Bowser....it seemed really real, probably because I was a little bit actually awake at the time.
>>253780352
What if the Mario games are like the Mushroom Kingdom's equivalent of pro wrestling? The stunts are real, but the conflict and story lines are all part of a script.
>>253780571
Here.
>>253780379
HHNNNNGGHH
pls show more
>>253780783
That's a mighty fine toe he's got under his nose.
>>253780379
Lawd
>>253780783
If you look really carefully, you'll notice that's not actually his toe, but his finger.
>>253780783
I'm not sure what to tell you. Maybe we'll start with, "that isn't a toe." Next, "That's part of the pose taunt from Brawl." And finally, "That isn't a reference to Dream Team in any way."
>>253780962
DEEPEST LORE
Bowser is now reformed, Galaxy 1 was the end of the Mario timeline in which the galaxy was rebooted, and Bowser is now Mario's chum
>>253770640
Mario actually does at the end of Super Mario 64, or somewhere between SM64 and the turn of the millennium if Luigi's Mansion is any indication.
Then they brought Bowser back to life magically anyway.
>>253780379
Holy shit
>>253780746
What was the dream?
![e3-2005-mario-luigi-2-20050515003257134_640w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ofKZUWY.jpg "e3-2005-mario-luigi-2-20050515003257134_640w[1].jpg")
>>253780997
>>253780380
He answered your question before you even said it
>>253780380
I tried to draw on model but it just wasn't sexy.
>this thread
>>253781179
I was in the kitchen late at night when I saw my dad left his laptop a bit open so I took a peak and saw a video of Charizard fighting some other Pokemon that I now realize doesn't exist. Confused, I explored and found some Pokemon porn. And then some Bowser porn. And then I woke up.No, I don't want to fuck my dad.
There was a bunch of other shit too, like the light switches in the hallway working weirdly and other things, but nothing interesting.
>>253770640
because how else could nintendo keep releasing mario games bi-annually?
>>253780379
>>253781445
then draw something that is sexy for you
>>253781445
I disagree. Yes, the designs themselves could be considered less sexy, but when they're on-model, it feels more like the actual characters, which makes it sexier.
That said, could you draw some Roy?
>>253781445
If you don't find the characters sexy, don't try to draw porn of them.
>>253780926
>>253780962
>>253780997
Sorry, I've been up for 30 hours or so.
Anyway, not only it isn't his toe but it isn't Dream Team - it's actually from Superstar Saga.
So yeah, while it was in Brawl already, it's from SSS.
>>253781213
Once again, that's not a reference to Dream Team in any way. And it's a very common pose in Japanese animation.
>>253781795
I require moar.
>>253780541
>>253781175
>>253781579
You can have this one for free ;)
>>253780783
Luigi smelling that delicious Daisy pussy again. My nigga lu-wee-ji
>>253781795
That's a big ass he has
>>253781924
It's from SSS you dense motherfucker.
>>253782004
forgot pic
>>253782018
>>253781935
Here's the last one, I fixed iggy's eyes not having the crazy ring but i didn't scan it
>>253781823
>>253781924
>>253782028
I think it might be from Partners in Time, but in one way or another, it's a Mario RPG reference.
>>253781795
So have you gotten around to making a tumblr or something of the sort?
would you still fuck bowser if he looked like this?
>>253782253
>last
You're going to do more, right?
You do a good Morton too. I NEED more.
>>253782274
never will
>>253782337
>>253782253
>>253782142
What does it feel like inside
>>253776335
What about Wrecking Crew?
>>253780962
>Implying his toes are not under his nose as well.
>>253781795
your art style is familiar
didn't you draw that?
>>253782337
Of course.
>>253782142
>>253770640
Because Bowser is just a big bully and would never kill anyone.
Hell, everytime he kidnaps peach she gets a 5 star treatment. He's just a really lonely big fat turtle thing.
>>253782464
That's a huge waste.
>>253782253
>>253781795
Oddly, you draw the koopalings i like the least the best, to the point I like them, but then the ones i like you draw kinda odd, not terrible
I like your roy and morton
>>253781823
>>253782263
Guess when all those anime characters, Sega characters, and Japanese actors do that it's a M&L reference as well, right?
>>253782142
l-lewd
>>253770640
The tears of barafags would drown the mushroom kingdom
Because they're secretly tsundere for each other.
>>253782392
lately ive been drawing generic furries unrelated to any videogame, so I can't really post it here
Why doesn't Bowser just shoot Mario in his sleep?
>>253783076
at least there's still his son
>>253770640
>If you're familiar with things like Popeye and some of the old comic characters, you would oftentimes see this cast of characters that takes on different roles depending on the comic or cartoon. They might be businessman in one [cartoon] or a pirate in another. Depending on the story that was being told, they would change roles. So, to a certain degree, I look at our characters in a similar way and feel that they can take on different roles in different games. It's more like they're one big family, or maybe a troupe of actors
http://kotaku.com/5946145/who-is-bowser-jrs-mother-and-other-burning-mario-questions-answeredI know
Because Bowser wins if Mario kills him. That's what Bowser wants. Everything he does is to taunt Mario into killing him. In fact, the interesting part of their relationship, the real conflict of each story, is not to see if Mario will stop him (he will), but to watch Mario struggle with not killing him, because anyone other than Mario would of course kill him. This self-control is Mario's superpower.
>>253783137
So then...where DO you post them?
>>253783156He does. But it's not bullets he's shooting
>>253783224
Is that some Batman copypastea
>>253783171
if jr grows up looking like that i have no problem with him.
>>253783287Are you implying Bowser visits Mario at night when he's asleep?
>>253783224deepest lore
>>253783171
he's too young and i dont wanna wait
>>253783286
No where because 4chan doesn't have a furry board
>>253783491
So you just keep it all to yourself? Waste of talent.
>>253770640
>MUH GRITTY TENDENCIES, MUH DARKNESS
>>253783172
>Kotaku
Fuck off, shill
>>253783171
He should keep the topknot.
>>253782516
Dammit, that's true. I think that was part of his construction phase.
>>253782614
>>253782503
>>253782967
Ok 4 real last one. Be gentle.
>>253783365
He probably will.
>>253781493
source?
>>253783491
You should at least make a tumblr
(you don't have to engage in the sjw shit on the site if that has kept you from making it, you can just post pictures there then ignore it till next time you need to post)
>>253783665
>disliking the most relevant quote because it came from an interview from a bad website.
Really, though. it's the most relevant and realistic answer from the creator himself.
>>253783941
Tumblr has the shittiest tagging and navigation system ever. Honestly, I think FA would be better.
>>253770640
because they're pals
>>253783834
wow I thought you were joking.
That's actually good.nice get
>>253776592
What will be Mario 2? or Mario Land games?
>>253783941
My shit isn't really ready for primetime
>>253783834
Eh, might wanna go back to your old style
>>253784096
Once you find the actual tumblr how its tagged ceases to be an issue once youve followed it.
>>253784198
Well those suck but your Koopalings were good. Do more of them.
>>253784198
I'd disagree, but ultimately, it's up to you.
I think you have a pretty nice style, and I love traditional art, gives an image a lot of extra character if it's done with pencil and paper
He's un killable
>>253775595
>implying it isn't just Mario and Bowser recreating the real Bowser's murder in front of an audience
>implying a goomba won't shoot Mario
>>253784198
>women
leave
>>253784632
lol fag
>>253784198
Are you the anon that did this
>>253784718
Instead of abs, you should draw tummies.
>>253784718
dat tiny head
>>253784742
obviously not
>>253784742
Could you post an imgur link or something to the original?
>>253784253
Ok :( ...
>>253784875
I still can't handle how nicely you draw roy
Like shit nigga, I never thought someone would draw him nice enough for me to care about
>>253784198
Who are those suppose to be?
>>253784831
This guy ends up being my generic bowser equivalent, kidnaps the cute princess and then rapes the little hero who tries to rescue her
kind of an NTR thing?
>>253785306
Fantasy adventures for a RPG setting, not vidya
>>253785392
I don't see what that has to do with my post, but I wouldn't mind seeing that.
>>253784963
NoBut I'll upload almost all koopaling shit I have collectedhttp://imgur.com/a/KhqOT
>>253785547
Thank you.
>>253785547
You don't have http://i.imgur.com/dBoQ9bq.jpg ?
>>253770640
I said the same thing about Spiderman. Why don't Mario just kill Spiderman?
>>253786060
I do but my folder is unorganized.
because bowser has extra lives
>>253770640
I suspect that they are all immortal to some extent.
Think about how many times Mario has killed Bowser and Mario knows that he can gain new lives along the way.
What if they are simply reincarnated after death and must simply live the same life style for all eternity?
this thread is 10/10
Why does Nintendo keep rehashing mario games? Why can't they do something fucking different
>>253786406
1up shrooms are cannon in the lore dumbass. stop trying to be 2deep you fucking hipster
>>253786469
It won't be 10/10 until >>253784875 makes something brand new for the thread.
>>253770640
Because that would make Nintendo have to create some kind of new antagonist. Creating something new is too much work for Nintendo.
>>253786576
Top bait bro
>>253778075
He needed the bros. help with the Dark Star Core because he apparently didn't have a clue what to do about that except swallow it, but theoretically he could just fight him in an eternal statemate.
>Dat attack where DB throws a ball of dark minions at him and he just swats everything aside
>>253783112
a-anon dont talk like that i-its lewd
>>253786687
Sorry I'll be banned soon.
>>253787358
That shouldn't matter. It wouldn't matter if you made an art account.
>>253787485
Don't pester him. The guy clearly doesn't wanna make one.
We should just accept his choice in the matter.
>>253787485
I'll admit, I've already made a tumblr a year ago but it has MLP fanart on it, I didn't want to post it here.
>>253787720
kyaa I said it out loud
>>253787720
IT'S FINE JUST POST NEW STUFF ON IT AND KEEP US UPDATED BEFORE YOU DIE FOR YOUR SINS
>>253787949
I swear I've seen you in these threads before, but that's just going off how you type to be honest
>>253787720
Well uh
That's no good
>>253788082
Maybe youre confusing him for me, Ive asked for him to make a tumblr too.
>>253785118
you have a tumblr or something?
I really liked your serious one.
>>253788309
why tumblr? why is that the new thing all of a sudden? what happened to da and fa?
>>253788759
FA would be okay too.
>>253788759
da is full of autism and mlp
and honestly I find tumblr more comfy for porn
>>253788759
You can upload porn to da with no repercussions?
That's news to me.
>>253788756
Yes, but its not for art and it is rarely updated
>>253788931
and tumblr isnt filled with autism and mlp?
the guy said he had mlp fanart on his fucking tumblr in this thread
>>253789057
Only if it's "artsy"
>>253787920
oh man, this is DYING for some ink and color.
>>253776478
Don't you mean Special Scoopa Sauce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vcbdWmqqw
>>253789174
you can avoid autism and mlp on tumblr, you can't avoid them in DA, they're everywhere.
>>253789130
oh okay.
OK here it is, I think I will regret this but who gives a damn my tumblr where I'll put this art from now on, this will keep me from being banned every month or so.
mylakovich dot tumblr dot com
ill upload the koopa stuff in a second
>>253789531
dat godzilla
>>253779495
He's an old friend who people can always count on. Honestly I don't get why Peach hasn't made him a knight or some shit by now
