>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, Link!"
>immense feeling of unsatisfaction.
heheheheheh
>>253717462
>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, Zelda!"
>Hyrule Historia reveals that Impa was going to have the Triforce of Power originally
>they gave it to Ganon instead because reasons
>Impa will never be the third member of the trinity and help Link and Zelda vanquish evil
>CURSE YOU, Boner69!
Jokes on you, dorf. I actually named Link after myself, and I used all capslock. It was awkward for the entire game, but it worked at the end, felt good.
>Curse you-AAH!
My name is actually Link. It's an uninteresting story, but to make it brief, my parents were (and are) both fat NEET fucks back in 86. A year or two forward, they named me after Link. I lost my shit when I found out Robin Williams suffered the same fate.
I have my friends call me Luke though. Fuck being called Link. Parents still call me it.
So irritating
>>253718057
.... Anon, are you a goron, by any chance?
>>253717682
So what was Ganondorf's deal then? He was just gonna be super powerful for no reason?
>>253718057
Layton's apprentice saves the day!
>>253718182
He had ambitions and wanted to become ruler so he took the triforce of power for himself.
>>253717462
and I fucked read it in a different tone in my head every time.
Fuck that part I forgot all about it.
>>253718057
HEY, LISTEN!
>First play though as a kid I named myself BOB
>Didn't fit anywhere in the game except in that scene
>I will never know the feel that everyone else does
>>253718057
Link doesn't seem too bad as far as names go, though.
>>253718404
I can definitely imagine how annoying it would be getting shit from people when they first find out
>>253718404
It does when you're in school. People made fun of me, not because of the likeliness to some Nintendo became, but because I was named after a fucking word to them.
Like being called page or some shit.
>>253718510
Do you at least like Zelda games?
>>253718510
Paige is a pretty hot girl's name, though
>>253717462
"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, IMPA!"
>>253718553
Of course. They're great. But I actually got shit from my parents when I always insisted on choosing the file as 'Luke' and not 'Link' as if I didn't fulfill their nerdy fantasy they conjured when they met.
I love my parents but holy shit. I hope none of you ever do this to your kid, /v/.
>>253718613
I kind of pity any woman named Paige.
All those book related puns.... Ugh.
>>253718653
I say if someone is going to pick a name after a video game or some shit like that then at least pick a real name from it, like Claire.
>>253718057
have you ever figured that you may be the actual incarnation of a legendary timetravelling hero and have to unite with Zelda Williams to save the world from a powerful evil?
>>253718653
I already sworn an oath tat if I ever got twins they would be called Talt and Tael.
>>253718057
prove it
>>253718057
>not embracing your unique name
>not making it your mission to track down and date Zelda Williams
>not getting to play vidya w/ Zelda and Robin
anon pls go
>>253718724
>All those book related puns.... Ugh.
We're not RPing, anon.
>>253718653
>Naming the file Luke
Is it satisfying irritating your parents like that? I feel like it would be. Do you have any siblings who suffered the same fate?
>>253718057
HAY
LISTEN
Also bullshit Link cannot talk turn the computer off
>>253718862
Nah, they cut the bullshit and grew out of their phase by the time they had my brother. He's called David.
>>253718653
I never thought someone out there had the power to disappoint their parents by the name they chose in their file on a game
The irony on it is pretty hilarious though, the one thing thing they thought made the name worth it, "and then we'll make him play zelda and he'll actually be named link!", and the fact that they gave you that name led to you not liking it and not fulfilling their fantasy
>>253718954
I bet he calls himself Dark Dave 666 online
>>253718510
I'm a teacher.
You have no idea how normal of a name 'Link' is now.
I've encountered:
>Tiger
>Honey
>Opium (this made me really fucking mad)
>Koree (Corey, but spelt to be an 'individual')
>Mahaliah (mah-hay-lee-ah, not ma-ha-lee-ah, which everyone called her when reading her name because that's what it fucking spells)
There's more but I try to blank them out.
I've been told, on two separate occasions, from two separate teachers, that they've encountered a 'La-a' (lah-dash-ah) in a completely serious tone.Keep in mind this is in Australia, and the kids weren't black.
The New Zealand government had to stop people calling their children 'the 11:52 bus stop' and 'superman'.
>>253718954
>they cut the bullshit
>He's called David
>Implying
>>253718954
>David
>>253718954
>they cut the bullshit and grew out of their phase by the time they had my brother. He's called David
I don't think so.
>>253719236
Why you posting a picture of Iroquis Plisskin ddafafaf idiot
>>253719139
>>253719236
Oh fuck off. I hope not. My dad loved MSG on PS1. I hope it's just coincidence though.
>>253719130
>In 2008, a 9-year-old girl named “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii” was put under New Zealand family court’s guardianship to change her name since it “makes a fool of the child,” the Guardian reports.
>>253719303
>My dad loved MSG on PS1
It happened. I'm sorry, anon.
>>253719303
>MSG
Starring Solid Snack?
>>253719376
Sweden also has a naming law and has nixed attempts to name children "Superman," "Metallica," and the oh-so-easy-to-pronounce "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116."
>>253719284I usually pretend they're different people, but it was the closest pic of Snake in my folder.
>>253719130
>Mahalia
Was this in a school in Illinois, by any chance?
>>253718818
seriously, this
you need to find her, Link
>>253719412
>EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT, EXTRA OIL AND MSG
>>253719531
>Keep in mind this is in Australia, and the kids weren't black.
No.
>>253719548
having your father in law be robin williams would be suffering though.
>>253719130
>there are sapient lifeforms who choose to name their offspring "Opium"
FUCKSHITCUNTASSNIGGER
>>253719503
>Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Dd anyone honestly try to name their child this?
I know people are stupid, but christ, you're naming people here, you wouldn't even use that as your username let alone a real name
>>253719503
Isn't it pronounced Albin or something?
>>253719618
Jumped the gun and didn't read that far until after posting.My sister's named Mahalia, with the same wonky pronunciation.
>>253719503
>the oh-so-easy-to-pronounce "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"
It's pronounced Albin, duh
>>253719680
Unlike driving, there is no license test to be a parent.
>>253719754
It's probably worse with an Australian accent, where we pronounce some letters funny.
She was the sweetest girl though, she knew her name was stupid and was fine with correcting me until I got it right and remembered it.She was also the only person to comment on my haircut looking nice ;_;
I grew up in a predominately Asian city. I knew a Vietnamese kid named 'Dung', pronounced "yoo-ung".
Even his family gave him shit.
>>253717462
>CURSE YOU CAT
>>253719787
A parent certification system would fix so much, too bad pregnancy doesn't work that way and people never get tired of the old in and out
>>253719932
>Even his family gave him shit.
Fuck off Carlos
>>253719303
Yeah, you just keep hoping. The truth will catch up to you soon enough.
There was a guy in one of my classes recently named Shithead but pronounced shi-thead.
Hilarious seeing the professor stumble over the pronunciation.
>>253719896I bet your hair's fabulous, anon.
>>253719303
>My dad loved MSG on PS1
>I hope it's just coincidence
>>253719932
>Even his family gave him shit
If I have kids I will call him Dante, shit it's subtle.
for 1 playthrough is persona 4 sufficient, or is it a must to play golden?
i just cant buy a vita for a while, especially given the lack of games
>>253718057
Keep that up and they'll be calling you Luke-ario soon enough. Stick with Link, at least your not associated with furries then.
>>253719130
>superman
my sides have left the building.
>>253720250
I really isn't
People will either think of DmC or that movie with the volcano with James Bond.
>>253720221
>MSG
EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT, EXTRA OIL
>>253720252
>at least your not associated with furries then.
>>253720251
original is fine. they dumbed some bosses down in golden.
>>253720364
Or my nigga Dante Alighieri.
>>253720120
Shithead is a middle eastern name and is pronounced Shi-thead. There was a girl in highschool named that.
>>253720364
You fucking idiot, Dante is a legitimate name and has been since the Divine Comedy.
>>253720521
I honestly wonder how well known he is with people nowadays
Sxosb eik kxaj jkifat safxoh opsofk no ted'k khudjcuko fhefoh deidj udt ju0 kxom ad u dehmuc odwcajx ussodk, General Scales
>>253719563
>SNACK, YOU HAVE TO WATCH YOUR CHOLESTEROL INTAKE
>CHOLESTEROL INTAKE?
>>253720557
I once went through a checkout at target and the cashier's name was "negar"
she was black.
>>253720250
My gf wants to call my son Ezio, I ain't having no kids until she stop with that shit.
>>253719130
>>253717462
I read it like he sort of whispers Link like He lamented him the most. Still works.
>>253720671
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negar_%28name%29
>Negar or Negâr is a feminine given name of Persian origin meaning "sweetheart."
>>253717528
>>253720671
>work in a grocery store
>one of the managers is a black woman
>see name tag
>"Ebony".
>sweating intensifies
>>253720731
Give her a green hat with a beak and eyes attached to it and say "it's your baby" then leave
>>253720649
>By the way, sorry to dissapoint you, but I did manage to smuggle out my hot dogs.
>How did you do that ?
>In my stomach. Thanks to the shot you gave me that suppressed my stomach acids.
>>253719639
what? why?
>>253718613I got my first crush when I was 4 or 5 on a girl named Paige at my daycare. She was a real qt3.14, from what I can remember, but I never saw her after. When I was around 14 or 15, I totally fell for another girl, a case of limerance. I'm not sure if I've totally grown out of it by now, about 5 years later, but I realized that the limerance was caused because the girl looked like and reminded me of Paige deep down.
I guess I have a thing for girls with long brown hair, slightly tomboyish personalities, similar hobbies to mine, a slim build, feminine facial features, and a cute smile.
Sage because blogging.
>>253718057
At least you aren't DOVAHKIIN
>>253720843
well how about that.
>>253720898
was her last name brown
>>253720898
was she sassy?
>>253720991
>There is a 3 year old somewhere whose name is Dovahkiin
>>253720894
>>253720991
At least he gets free bug-ridden Bethesda games for the rest of his life, I gues.
>>253720915
He said Ezio, not Ezlo
>>253720991
That kid looks like a Red Orb from Devil May Cry, holy shit. Why is he so fucking red?
>>253720991
Goddamn they fucked up the skin hue in character creation.
>>253720991
why is he a fucking tomato?
>>253721221
He just found out his name is Dovahkiin.
>>253721003
>>253721114Couldn't tell you, she was fired less than two months after I started, I believe for slacking
>>253721221
>>253721228
>>253721314
>>253718057
Luke, I am your father.
>>253719284
Iroquis Plisskin died on that tanker two years ago...
>>253721406No, I'm your father
>>253721459
No, you idiot. It's Snake the one that died on that Tanker, two years ago.
>>253721221
>>253719130
what's wrong with mahaliah?
>>253721152
>>253720894
>TFW managed to convince my wife to to name our child Christian Iving Andrews
>Or, in other words,CIA
Why don't you have a kid yet /v/?
>>253721583
>>253718057
>this retarded post and all the people replying to it
Are people on /v/ really this dumb? Do you not know that it's a fucking common name?
>>253721652
>>253721652
Every single time
Jesus fuck
>>253721713
not in the US
>>253721746
>>253720120
Can he do a blackflip?
>>253721459
>Iroquis
This isn't even a first name what the fuck kojima?
What would you actually name your children, /v/?
>>253721631
You still named you child Christian, so I cant see how that was worth it.
>>253719680
Yes, there are parents who attempt to name their children that.These adults with children (calling them parents gives them too much credit) are not thinking of their child, they are thinking of either sticking it to the man, or thinking how cool it would be for them to have a child named something like that.
>>253721631
Because of eugenics. I'm no good enough to pass on my genes.
>>253719563
>EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT, EXTRA OIL AND MSG
What? I thought it was "extra oriental energy" for that last part.I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCKAVO
>>253721820
>>253721843
yotsuba
![colette[2]51251.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5hZOsB7.jpg "colette[2]51251.jpg")
>>253721843
I'd name my daughter Colette
>>253721820
>>253721843
I always thought that Ethan was a good name.
>>253718510
Britfag here. "Link" would be liek being called "shit. A link being slang for a turd, as in a link of sausages. It's a bit old fashioned though.
My dad always laughed when I played Zelda.
>>253721923
>>253721986
Its worked for me so far.
>>253721843
Christopher "mootykins" Poole.
>>253721968
I have seriously thought about this before, dammit. Colette is just too great. Plus, its a really nice name.
>>253721631
>naming your child after a fucking /tv/ meme.My wife wants to name our daughter Emi.
>>253721843
If male anything that isn't Bobby. Worst fucking name ever. Josh most likely.
If female then I have no fucking clue.
>>253717872
Why is that awkward? It's called self-insertion. It's quite normal in gaming.
>>253717528
>>253720894
>>253721152
>>253721583
>>253721652
>>253721746
>>253721820
>>253721923
>>253722021
It's like I'm 12 years old all over again. Keep 'em comin'.
>>253722083
reminds me of that guy who got in trouble.
that VN hana or whatever.
>>253720991
Isn't that his middle name
>>253722078
mah nigga
>>253719503
They also have laws that say you must inhale 75 kg somali nigger dick every month or you get sent to prison, lifetime sentence of course
>>253722021
>>253721923
>>253721820
>>253721746
>>253721652
>>253721583
>>253721152
>>253720894
>>253717528
>>253721746
>tfw this makes me laughbut also turns me on imagining her with a huge pair of balls and a long futa cock she feeds Link regularly. thanks terrible futa fetish
>>253718653
If I ever have a son Felix is actually a decent name I'd want to use
>>253722125
It's awkward because most sentences aren't all capped like his name except for the one at the very end with Ganondorf.
Keep up anon.
>>253721843
rockroll if they're a daughter
>>253717462
>Name is TJ
>Never ever have to feel that feel
git gud fgts
>>253721843
Speedy, Foosh, and Ugly Tom.
>>253721986
SHAAAAAAUUUUNNN
![48847-felix-the-cat-haha[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5vwPyIj.jpg "48847-felix-the-cat-haha[1].jpg")
>>253722285
Cool name and may actually work as everybody pretty much forgot about the cat by now.
>>253722349
You. I like you.
>>253721843
Roy if guy, Sal if girl
>>253722415
JAAAAASOOOOOONNNNNNNN
![Super_Saiyan_2_Gohan_thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7oP8u2W.jpg "Super_Saiyan_2_Gohan_thumb[1].jpg")
>>253722580
>>253722415
FAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>>253721843
>>253722723
LIQUIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>253722069
Don't get me wrong but it isn't as stupid as you may think.
When the mother did all legal shit to register her child and whatever(probably still in hospital) she said that the girl should be called "Ledasha", person who wrote this asked to repeat is slowly - "Le-dash-a" so he/she wrote "Le-a".
The name is stupid and shit but imo. the "de dash dont be silent nigguh" is bullshit made up for lulz.
>>253722913
I recently found out you could make Snake scream that whenever you want during the Metal Gear fight
man it's fucking great
>>253720797
Someone post the GNU+Linux version.
>>253722723
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>253723036
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253722381
But do people ever ask you to SHIFT INTO TURBO and if you have even been in a pizza?
>>253722913
BROTHEEEEEEEER!
>>253723036
THAT'S MISTER KUH-NAY-DUH TO YOU, PUNK!
>>253721843
John
My last name's smith.
>>253720250
>tfw Dante used to be a good name until ameriniggers stole it
Atleast you can still name your son Vergil
>>253720991
holy shit make sure his parents don't summon the god hand with him
>>253721843
I don't plan on ever having children as I have genetic mental disorders in my lineage. If I somehow fuck up and get a bitch preggo I will force her to abort it one way or another because it's far more cruel to force somebody to live with that shit.
>>253723108
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>253721843
Reimu.
>>253722165
Sorry, that's all I got. Did this on my current playthrough of Oracle of Ages/Seasons (Linked).I made him grow up to be a Hero.[/spoiler[
>>253721843
Doomguy.
>>253720991
Is that a boy or a girl?
>>253723607
It's a vegetableInb4 "tomatoes a re fruits!" I know nigger
>>253721968
Shit that's actually one of the names I'm considering. Not for vidya reasons, though. I'm also considering Catherine and Clementine, and again it's actually not because of vidya.
My bond with this hobby is on a coincidentally meta level.
>>253723601
>>253721843
Kenneth (Ken) if it's a boy, Erica if it's a girl.So that their names are appropriate in both Clapistan and Nippon.
>>253723681
Then why didn't you just say it's a fruit?
>>253717682
i don't remember seeing that in hyrule historia
>>253721968
>Implying I'm not going to name my son Lloyd Alexander
>>253723796
Cause it's a vegetable at heart.
>>253721843
after me because i'm already the 3rd
>>253723796
Because it means gay.
>>253721843
Isaac or David if boy, Bianca if girl.
>>253724024
>>253723992
let it be both, anon
>>253723607
It's a dragon, be more sensitive with otherkin.
>>253720250
Maybe if you're of Italian descent or of similar, latin descent.
If you're, say, White as snow, I'm gonna assume you played DMC if I ever meet your kid.
>>253721843
Richter or Simon if boy
Meryl or Felicia if a girl.
>>253722991
Sauce.
>>253721221
Holy shit
>>253724415
>son goes to the bathroom on his own for the first time
>HYDRO STORM
>>253724513
Hold triangle and Rex and Snake roar
>>253724646
Nice brah, I'm gonna try that next time.
>>253724586
Here's a funny story for you.
When I was 7 years old my sister, 5 at the time, used to love watching me play vidja games. One time while I was taking a shit she ran in, jumped on my lap and pissed all over my stomach and legs while screaming hydro storm. She then ran away, laughing. She got grounded, and I got scarred.I also got a piss and incest fetish
Thanks, video games.
>name myself ganon
>he curses himself
>>253724770
>>253724770
>>253724695
>>253718841
i promised myself that if i ever have twin boys i'd call them Luca and Claudio wich are normal italian names but when translated become Lucas and Claus
>>253725014
It's OKshe has serious daddy issues because our dad was a massive cunt. While she was 13~ she used to sit on my lap and 'trap' my arm between her legs and rub up and down on it. She would also steal my socks and smell them.But it's OK, I also did the same to her.
>>253717462
>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, ...Fuck!"
>>253725329
>>253725375
>>253723197
>>253725583
Why does it seem as if Navi has Tourette's?
>>253721843
Marisa or Alice.>>253723993
>>253725329
This sounds like something that would be entertaining to hear more stories of...
>>253725329
I like where this thread is going.
Please continue.
>>253725583
Should have called yourself Fuck me, so she says in the ice temple, 'Fuck me, it's cold.
>>253725759
It's great it makes everyone in the game seem as if they're annoyed that you've rocked up.
giving my first son "Lionheart" for a middle name
subtle?
autist?
yes?
no?
>>253725938
Whatever.
>>253721843
LuukasAnastasia
>>253721221
>>253725938
Like from that one shitty eugenics game?
>>253721406
get out
>>253725583
Personal favourite.
>>253721843
Noire and Morgan. I don't know how I'll convince anyone on Noire, though.
>>253724770
>One time while I was taking a shit she ran in, jumped on my lap and pissed all over my stomach and legs while screaming hydro storm.
![final_fantasy_8_squalls_necklace_grade_b-i608-603[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q0iwKfV.jpg "final_fantasy_8_squalls_necklace_grade_b-i608-603[1].jpg")
>>253725975
>tfw always wear this in public
>people either say "cool necklace!" or "is that a final fantasy necklace?"
>subtle enough to hide my power level and still look cool
truly an amazing feel.
>>253720991
The parents really wanted their child to be bullied in school, huh?
>>253724770
why boner
>>253725817
>>253725896
Things pretty much continued like that for a few years after I moved back to where she lived. (I lived out of state for almost 6 years (from the time she was like 6 or 7 until about 4 years ago) Right now she's 15, the last time I was with her she had a boyfriend.
Every time he was out of the room/taking a piss/asleep, she would always want to be near me. I had pretty much given up on sister fuckin' and moved on to constant and regular masturbation to all variety of internet things.
But I knew she was still a little wonky. I don't blame her, our delightful father had made a habit of coming in and out of her life and basically trying to fuck her life up every time.
He'd been too and from jail several times, once for attempting to murder his girlfriend.
Anyway, every time her BF was out of the picture, she'd get all close to me, lay on me, rub my arms and look at me. It was super awkward for me because 80% of the timeI had a raging erection. Finally things went south when she tried to shower with me.
Keep in mind she's like 15ish at this time and her BF saw her go in, stark naked, after me.
I didn't make her leave, but I didn't try anything. She basically just hugged me from behind and quivered a lot, while making short, labored sounding panting noises. I don't think she was masturbating, but something sure as hell was going on back there.
Sable might be a nice daughter's name.
Don't know about a son's name.
...fuck these paternal urges rising in me lately. I just want to show my descendants awesome stuff about the world.
>>253726135
I just wanted to spend time with you, son
>>253724770
>>253718892
He has responses to questions, ergo he can talk, fag.
>>253726395
Dude, she wants your D. Why deny her your D? Just give it to her. For us all, anon. You must. Do it.
Is it not tradition to name your child after your father if its a son and after your wfies mother if its a grill where you people live?
Saves alot of hassle.
>>253726395
Look up the age of consent where you live.
Seriously. Do it.
>>253726395
>>253726608
The siscon dream is real. You must take the plunge, for every /v/irgin out there.
>>253726395
You have my envy.
I'd recommend keeping at least one rubber on hand when you're around her, though. Certainly sounds like she knows what she wants.
Well, unless you wanted to roll the genetic dice. The chances of abnormality might be a smidgen lower on the first generation, right?
>>253726608
>>253726642
>>253726671
As ridiculous as it seems to say this on /v/, I'm afraid I cannot do that. I live in the US, for starters. And despite the fact I crave it, and want it. I've never brought myself to put it in her.That doesn't mean I haven't pursued alternative routes.
>>253726625
We do that but with the middle name
like my dad's middle name is Clifford after my great grandpa and mine is Alvin after my grandpa
>>253721843
Jaerb
>>253721843
guuurl or my balls
>>253726947
You could always do some online ERP with her. Still intimate, but not as risky.
>>253726947
Anon...
Some things you just have to do, for the sake of mankind. Don't let silly laws stop you.
>>253726947
It is for the greater good.
>>253726947
Give it to her anyway. And seriously, look up the age of consent in your state. Just because Hollywood says 18, doesn't mean it's that everywhere. I'm seeing a hell of a lot more 16s, so your sister might almost be legal. Wait until she is if you want to, but either way, you must slide up in that shit.
For /v/
For humanity
For youself
For her
You love her, right? Why not show her in the best way you can.
>>253727092
>>253727110
>>253727167
Well, if it makes you anons feel any better.I got 'drunk' (read:one light beer) and 'passed out' and let her blow me. She's also given me a handie in a similar situation. I let her catch me smelling her socks (sorry, I'm a foot fag) and she 'forced' me to let her jack me off while she put her feet on my face.I guess one of these days, I'll have to give in to the temptation. When I was moving out of state, the last thing she said to me was that she was gonna marry me one day. I wonder if she still thinks that?
>>253727402
It does, anon. It does.Now stick it in her.
>>253727402
Return the favor, and then put it in her.
>>253726962
>Alvin
Are you a serial traitor
Chrom had to do something whilst the others were in Smash
>>253727402
ERP. Or perhaps video chat. Just thinking on some things that could be done despite the distance.Though, you won't have the pleasure of her grinding her foot against your swollen member in person.
>>253727402
>>253728027
Or even just chatting about what sorts of things get her going.
