YOU find yourself alone in your room.
God dammit. You say to yourself. Out of all nights that the INTERNET could have went out, it had to be tonight.
You recently lost your INTERNET, you're not sure what else there is to do.
But first, what is YOUR name?first 7 to reply to most recent OP post chooses what happens.
When did these shitty posters get on my wall
Video games.
>>253540217
Great name
Do something, play vidia
>>253540217
You admire your AMAZING collection of MOVIE POSTERS. Aside from VIDEO GAMES, these are honestly your favorite things. You actually have never seen MOMENTO, but you hear it is a pretty shitty MOVIE. At least the poster is COOL. You however can not bring yourself to remember your NAME, what the FUCK is it?
When did these shitty posters get on my wall
My name is "Shit Poster"
>>253540887
Video Games.
>>253540887
Ron Paul
>>253540887
Vriska Serket
>>253540887
Video Games
>>253540887
Vacuum
>>253540887
Video Game
>>253541132
Reroll
>>253540887
Le Benis :-DDD
>>253540887
mr. dickson
>>253540887
Vidayo Games
>>253540887
Galo
ReK
>>253540887
Bomb Tombadill
>>253540887
fuckoff
>>253540887
Games Video
>>253540887
Dave
>>253540887
Dog Dick
>>253540887
lesbo
>>253540887
shrek
>>253540887
the name is7
>>253541647
there we go
Take the Homosuck Quest shit to /tg/.
>>253541647
The names Video.
Games Video.
>>253541867
I am mildly satisfied with the realization: I understood that reference.
>>253541647
God dammit, you remember your name NOW. Your name is Games Video. You're FATHER was a big faggot back in the day, he was also extremely dyslexic. When MOM wanted to asked for a name for me he just yelled out GAMES VIDEO. The doctor wrote it down and they were to lazy to change it. God dammit.
>>253542121
Play video games.
>>253542121
>Exit room
>>253540079
>memento poster
i will not play this game if we have to play as a pleb
>>253542121
Hang self
>>253542121
play with yourself
yknow, cause games video
>>253542121
Call for MOM
>>253542121
Remove penis
>>253542121
>>253542121
Masturbate, play videos games or something.
>>253542121
Remove kebab
>>253542121
Go play some video games.
Discover the true meaning of love
>>253542121
Is the number to get still 7?
You kill yourself and end your horrible life.
>>253542496
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
Look around the room for things besides shitty posters
>>253542121
Play the vidya.
>>253542121
fuck a whore.
>>253542536
Always 7, all the time/
>>253542121
Hang yourself and end this never ending misery.
>>253542121
Play a video game
>Trying to do MS Paint Adventures on 4chan
This isn't going to work OP.
>Retrieve arms from safe.
>>253542647
Winner
>>253542121
go to kitchen
>Bad movie posters on wall
What is this, an even shittier Homestuck?
GV: Get pumpkin
>>253542647
Whatever the next prompt is, I answer "play video games"
>>253542121
>get ye flaskor suck your dick
>>253542867
>implying pumpkin
>>253542647
BINGO
>>253542647
GAMES runs outside after getting a fantastic idea, he needs to find a WHORE, he needs to fuck this WHORE.
Its about 11pm at night and GAMES is actually pretty unsure where the hell to find a whore.
You play VIDEO GAMES, you dont sex woman. WHERE SHOULD YOU GO TO FIND A WHORE?
>>253542647
You go downstairs to find your MOTHER.
>>253543195
THROW REASON TO THE CURB AND PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
SUMMON YOUR INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE ARMOR AND GO FIGHT DEMONS
>>253543195
Ask that homeless crackhead around the corner.
>>253543195
The video games store.
>>253541831
>Take the Homosuck Quest shit to /tg/.
please don't
quests are the cancer killing /tg/
>>253543195
Triangle club
>>253543195
Go to the bad side of town.
>>253543195Your mum's house
>>253543195
Steal your faggot neighbor's scooter and travel to town.
>>253543195
Gamestop
>>253543195
Visit the local Dairy Queen. Whores love milky treats
>>253543195
Greenland
>>253543195
Game Stop
>>253543195
AT FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>253543297
That was quick
>>253543195
To the whore store, of course
>>253543297
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253543297
Goddamit anon.
Start looking for OP's mom.
>>253543195
Why, Tumblr of course!
>>253543195
Your mother.
>>253543195
Ur mum's house.
>>253543297
Oh dang nigga.BURN
>>253543195
Yer a cartoon anon don't pussy out
>>253543397
>>253543297
HOLY FUCK
>>253543195
Go find a fat chick at the Gamestop and save her from laser cheese.
>>253543274
But draw quests, unlike kawaii uggu fetish text quests, are actually good you faggot.
>>253543297
fucking rekt
>>253543569
his hand looks like its a foot and a half long
>>253543297
>>253543397
you're mom's house
>>253543773
u failed
>>253543297
>>253543397
You RUN to your MOTHERS HOUSE. You SMASH open the door using DOOR KICK.
DOOR KICK: Costs 5 MP
Smashes open any door that that is currently blocking a path.
Current MP: 15/20
MOM! You yell. I NEED HELP FINDING A FUCKING WHORE. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SLUT I KNOW, CAN YOU HELP ME?
You dont hear any reply so you walk into the house. SUDDENLY You hear the scream of terror from a room down the hall.
>>253543569
Jesus his hand is coming directly out of his shoulders
>>253543862
get ye flask
>>253543862
Call the police
>>253543862
turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>253543862
Pull out your XBOXHUEG dick and prepare to smash it over whatever is doing shit to your mother.
>>253543862
Run outside and burn the house
>>253543862
Go on Overwatch, it might be a Chrysalid
>>253543862
Unzip your dick, turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>253543862
SEARCH for your MOM
Once you find MOM, PULL down her PANTS
>>253543862
Masturbate to the scream of terror
>>253543862
>Unzips Dick
>>253543862
Whip your dick out and run in
>>253543862
Some hobo is being raped by your mom.
>>253543862
summon grue
>>253543862
Kick that door until it explodes
>>253543862
>kicking a door takes mana points off
Kids, pack your stuff. We're leaving.
If I win please makes Games turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>253543862
take a piss on the floor where you are, and go back out to the street
>>253543862
cum and start and farting.
>>253543862
Pull out yer celly and call your neighborhood Shrek
>>253543862
Scream even louder than the scream of terror.
Find and rape mom.
>>253544000
TRIPS
>>253543509
you don't argue whether prostate cancer is worse than lung cancer
>>253544000
Noice trips
But it's not this 7.
>>253543862
go in the direction of DENNIS
>>253544017
God dammit
>>253543862
shit on the floor
>>253543862
>ebin homestuck storytime telling
anywho, go on 4chan
>>253544017
Fuck
>>253543862
Find the dragon dildo that your mom owns and rush towards the screaming.
>>253544017
Winner
>>253544017
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>253543862
smoke a joint then rape mom
>>253544017
>>253544017
Unzips dick? The fuck does that mean?
>>253544062
I would however argue that a malignant tumor is worse than a benign one.
>>253544189
>being this new
back to reddit with you
>>253544189
>this new
>>253544189
welcome to 4chan m8
>>253544189
HOW
NEW
>>253544189
he unzipped his dick to unveil the vagina underneath
>>253544189
It's an epic meme.
Newfags such as yourself wouldn't understand.
Perhaps you should take this chance to lurk more. :^)
>>253544189
This guy is baiting you fucking idiots stop responding
>>253544189
http://hownew.ru
>>253544293
Nice rhyme there brother
I'll be sure to thank your mother
Can't wait for OP's passive aggressive continuation.
>>253544189
It's a reference to a manga called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. The protagnoist, Josuke has a special ability called Zipperman that lets him create zippers in things to store stuff in, like a hammerspace. Eventually he gets sent to jail by a corrupt priest where they confiscate everytrhing. But he actually hides some items in his dick which he later unzips out of.
The more you know.
>>253544017
You hastle UNZIP your DICK.
Now you are READY for whatever awaits you behind the door
IM HERE MOM, DONT WORRY ILL SAVE YOU.
>>253544535
Charge through the door, cum on the first thing that moves.
>>253544535
Commit sudoku
>>253544535
Save her by spilling your jizz everywhere so whoever is in there slips when he tries to chase you.
>>253544535
start jerking off
>>253544535
cast fireball through door
>>253544535
use DOOR KICK on DICK
>>253544535
Your mother is raping a homeless man. He's the one screaming.
>>253544535
Start fucking mom
Rape mom until she's pregnant.
>>253544535
get very, very sweaty.
>>253544535
Yell for your mother until she arrives, show that bitch her place
>>253544535
You find your mother being taken by 2 grizzly bears
>>253544581
I like this anon's style
Second
>>253544535
SMASH THE DOOR DOWN WITH THE RAGE OF A BILLION WAR GODS AND KILL EVERYONE INSIDE
>>253544617
damn it
>>253544535
Burst through door, no dinosaurs
>>253544535
pull out your .jpeg katana from your dick
>>253544617
well shit
>>253544535
get too horny to help your mum and go find moot so he can turn back on the internet
>>253544617
Winner
>>253544535
say the most epic meme you can think of once you walk in
>>253544667
Shitty winner
>>253544617
>>253544617
We're not going anywhere it seems
>>253544617
>>253544637
>>253544667
DOOR KICK GET'S SHIT DONE
>>253544770
It's /v/, what the fuck did you expect.
>>253544617
GAMES realizes that his DICK is nothing but a possibly shitty PLOT DEVICE so DOOR KICKS it into oblivion. YOU wont be needing it anyway. You play VIDEO GAMES.
HP: 43/50
MP:10/20
EXP EARNED: 23
>>253544770
We've already unzipped dick and built up enough courage to fuck a door and dick.
>>253544986
Do nothing
>>253544986
Enter the room where the screams are coming from and advance the plot.
>>253544986
Now go to your mom a la "Princess I've come for you"
>>253544986
fuck her right in the pussy
>>253544986
Use DOOR KICK on DOOR
>>253544986
Just get on with the fucking plot already.
>>253544986
Get hard enough to pierce the door and break it in two
>>253544986
Grab unzipped kicked dick and prepare for battle. Door kick the door
>>253544986
Use DOOR KICK on ABNORMALLY LONG LEG
>>253545067
>>253545061
Rerolling
throw a tea party for your best friend susan
>>253544986
Go play portal
Regrow dick and use DOOR KICK on it again.
>>253545067
noice
>>253544986
Replace your dick with one of your fists and get the fuck in there already.
>>253544986
heal dick
>>253544986
insert your dick into ass
>>253544986
Feed loli waifu behind door your measly MANBOLLS
>>253544986
cast fire storm
>>253544535
i need a better view
>>253544986
Open the door
>>253544986
you now have a vagina
open the door
>>253545067
>>253545067
I hope she's Dwarf princess
>>253545187
And you?
>>253545207
Tokyo ghoul isn't even that good
>>253545067
>>253545187
maybe?
>>253545317
I agree
>>253545067
You fucking COME THROUGH THAT DOOR, looking like a total badass, straight out of a fucking SHAKESPEAR PLAY.
Princess I've come for you! You say in a romantic tone
Im here to- What the fuck is that guy wearing.
He looks like a fucking idiot.
seal your anus shut with gorilla glue
>>253545841
cast firestorm
>>253545841
fuck that whore
>>253545841
Intensify the sexual tensions in that room.
>>253545841
Whip out your dual katanas and use "double sword fandango" on the guy in the name of your waifu Midna.
>>253544986
>>253545067
We're waiting, OP.
My laughter has landed from orbit.
>>253545841
proceed to rape mother
>>253545841
He's wearing a Pikachu fursuit
>>253545863
this
Get mom pregnant.
>>253545841
Find someone raping your mom consensually.
Stop the rape and start a threesome.
>>253545841
Ask mom to heal dick
>>253545841
throw dick at guy
>>253545841
Kill yourself in shame and return as a loli ghost that Shows up to people doing cute stupid things.
>>253545841
door kick mom
>>253545957
Well that was quick
>>253545841
>Proceed to have yourMother reverse rape you
>>253545841
Fuck him in the ass
>>253545957
yes
>>253545841
strangle him wit your bare hands, and demand your mother either buy you a copy of Earthbound for SNES for saving her life or for her to suck your dick and swallow
>>253545841
Play smash.
>>253546000
Trips
>>253545841
he is wearing your unziped dick
>>253545841
is he... is he wearing a naruto mask?
>>253545957
Oh baby.
Captcha: memeue forced
Totally unrelated
>>253545841
Pin guy to the floor.He's naked.
>>253546117
OH GEEZ
>>253545841
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
>>253545957
Hehe, ummm. You start to say, Look r-really pretty in t-that outfit mystery m-man.
N-no why did you take out t-that knife, y-you baka.
Thats how conversations go in your WAIFU SIMULATORS. I think the SEXUAL TENSION has increased.
Current Area Sexual Tension: 87%
Sexul Tension of an area determines the effectiveness of magic attacks such as: Fire and Thunder.
The HOODED MAN looks at you.
W-whats your name? You ask him.
>>253546630
Give birth to a loli out your asshole.
>>253546630
Do a barrel roll
>>253546630
Digger Nick
>>253546630
detensify the sexual tensions in that room.
Brutally murder the mystery man and rape mom pregnant.
>>253546630
slit your wrists
>>253546630
Tell him you'll make him miso soup every day
>>253546630
Video Games
>>253546630
Light a match and fart at him to produce a fire attack of some sort
>>253546630
use DICK KICK on MYSTERIOUS MAN
>>253546630
pull out your majestic LARGE FLARED CHANCE and use level 1 EARTH MAGIC
>>253546630
HOODED MAN doens't speak
you look at his hood
it has a mark on itGregor
>>253546630
his name is cunt licker
you join him in fugging your mumit's censored heavily
>>253546630
Give a critque on how internet memes are affecting society in the modern world.
>>253546630
you need to give birth to a loli RIGHT NOW!
>>253546630
RIP HIS EYES OUT
>>253546630
His name is Stratosphere Longkack
