>Playing Gameboy in car
>Sudden urge to throw it out of the window
>playing 3ds
>sudden urge to snap it in half
>own a ps4
>sudden desire to play games
>Playing Wii U
> Sudden Urge to Use camera to see what mii my dick most resembles
>>249745384
>playing vita
>realize it has no games
>>249745747
epic ;^)
intrusive thoughts
>Playing my dick
>Check my 5
when did these threads come back
>>249745384
i have this so bad. i dont know whats wrong with me. of course ill never do it. i get so fixated on bad things that could happen in any situation. it makes me tense up and feel terrified
>own a PC
>sudden desire to sign a petition to get games
>Sudden urge to leap out of the car and die, making everybody I know happier
>>249745901
>not having a 7
Shiggy
>playing my Vita
>sudden realization I bought a Vita
>>249745384
I was blown away when reading this back in the day when I started lurking 4chan in 2008
I couldn't believe there were other kids as autistic as I was
Also applies to imagining there's a man on a skateboard following you and jumping around doing tricks as you travel by car
It's so autistic yet a bunch of us felt it
>>249745989
>be poor
>see battlestation threads with arrogant, rich fucks
>sudden urge to kill self
Anybody sometimes get the sudden urge to just start beating the shit out of people? Like, sometimes when I'm at work I just have the urge to wanna beat the ever loving fuck outta people who make eye contact with me.
I also just have random urges to kill myself. I don't think that's normal
>>249746080
is this literally autism?
>work with a lathe at work
>why the fuck do i always want to grad the chuck while it's spinning?
>'go on, smash your face into it, it'll be fun!'
>'don't touch it. DO NOT touch it...'
I need to get out of here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QUiCJJmew#t=59
>>249746240
No, but whenever somebody hands me a tool like a screwdriver or a saw, or even a steak knife, I think "This guy must really trust me because I could murder this guy if I wanted to"
As for the random urges to kill yourself, you're probably depressed.
>>249746080
Both of those things are completely normal.
I always get the urge to do backflips, but when I picture myself doing it the person in my head doing the backflip just keeps spinning and never lands. Anyone else experience this?
>>249746342
I don't know the symptoms of autism but.... yeah
It's not like having an imaginary friend or doing weird shit all the time but it think maybe it's like a slight sign of autism
>>249746016
>being1away
>>249746240
>>249746481
Intrusive thoughts, everyone has them. >>249746531
This guy's a weirdo though.
No, but I get sudden urges to shout in large gatherings of people, like lectures and shit. I think I might be developing tourettes and it scares me.
>>249746481
Same shit happens to me but mostly at home with mom or grandmother. I also even smile because I know I'm a good person for not actually killing them
>>249746625
I always think of stupid shit, like 'what would happen if I did' terrible thing x.
Not like it'd make me happy or I want to hurt anyone or ruin things, just because who knows.
>>249746240
Nope but I do get these very strange, random urges to want to shove my dick violently into attractive women. I just want to strip her down and pound her downtown brown. Just want to shove my rockhard, 6" dick deep into her womb and explode and then shove her used body away like trash.
Does anyone know this feel? Very strange.
>>249745772
>get fear of getting a video chat right at that moment
>12 years old
>in class
>urge to jump on desk and make a ruckus
alternatively
>urge to just get up and leave
This isn't autism guys.
>In the teachings of Sartre, anguish is seen when an utterly captured being realizes the unpredictability of his or her action. For example, when walking along a cliff, you would feel anguish to know that you have the freedom to throw yourself down to your imminent death.
>>249746080
>Also applies to imagining there's a man on a skateboard following you and jumping around doing tricks as you travel by car
I used to do this.Except instead of imagining a guy on a skateboard, i imagined Sonic running alongside my car.
>>249746531
holy shit fucking yes. i can't visualize anything in my head. it's like my brain won't let me do what i want to do in any situation
>playing 360
>sudden urge to twist controller
>does it
>wont turn back on
:(
>>249746481
>As for the random urges to kill yourself, you're probably depressed.
I am depressed. I have a gun in my house and sometimes I have the urge to call my mom and tell her I love her and then blow my brains out on the phone and earlier today I had a suicidal thought about driving my car off a bridge.
I want these thoughts to leave me
>>249746240
I feel your pain anon. I work in a warehouse and use power equipment on a daily basis and every day I have flashbacks to watching Klaus the Forklift Truck Driver(if you haven't seen this you need to). Like I could just murder everybody.
And if I'm driving in the car bickering with my girlfriend I always get the urge to drift into oncoming traffic just so I don't have to hear it anymore.
>>249746505
Wanting to throw your Gameboy out the window isn't normal.
I think intrusive thoughts and intense weird shit going on our brains ultimately led us to a place like 4chan
We might want to stay in denial and believe we're normal and that everyone is like this, but we all fucked up.
>>249746952
I don't understand, what does he mean utterly captured?
>>249746662
I can't be the only one with that backflip dilemma
Here's another one:
Have you guys ever just stood still and concentrated on wanting to move a certain body part but not actually moving it and 10 seconds in you feel as though you can't actually move it.
>>249747049
Nigga, intrusive though are perfectly normal.
>>249746979
Exactly
It's the same kind of autism and it's just as fun as the tony hawk one
>>249746884
All day, every day. Except with 2D girls.
>>249746240
Anon. Anytime I'm in casual conversation with someone, I have the urge and curiosity to hit someone. I can feel my fist hit the side of their face and feel the burn of the embarrassment. I really hate myself. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>249747175
Tell me how getting the urge to throw your Gameboy out the window is in the least bit normal.
Please, I honestly don't see how it is.
>>249747008
Thank you! Someone finally understands
>>249747295
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts
Whenever I back out of my driveway, I always imagine how it would feel to accidentally roll over a kids head. Then I play out the scenario of calling the police and telling their parents. Every fucking time
>clerk at 7 eleven
>random people walk into the store
>occasionally think "I could probably win a fight against that guy"
Happens with people on TV, too.
Who here have whole conversations with themselves? I live alone and sometimes I have a conversation with myself or act like I'm getting interviewed or some shit. Am I crazy or just lonely?
>>249747448
Huh, I've had these a lot, but never once to throw something my Gameboy out the window.
>>249747175
*thoughts
Fug
ITT: 4chan is literally a support group for autistic and ADHD kidsthat makes me really happy :)
>>249747576
It's different for everyone
>>249747008
>>249747315
I know this all too well. If I'm day dreaming and trying to picture something, it's like my brain revolts against me and won't let me do it the way i want to.
>>249745384
>See any beautifull woman
>Think about rape
>Somebody annoy me at work
>Imagine beating them or ruining them
the important part are not acting on it.
>>249746381
>program expensive as fuck mill/lathes and machining centers
>overwhelming urge to just run everything into each other at max speeds and feeds
I swear to god if I ever figure out I'm going to get fired, jaws are going to fly.
>hear about kidnapped/murdered/raped girl
>afraid I am going to get caught
>even though I didn't do it.
>this thread
EVERY ONE OF YOU IS ME!!
>>249747563
I have arguments with myself all the time, like full on conversational arguments with me representing both sides.
>>249747634
holy shit. i thought i was just completely fucking insane
>>249746240
I don't get that as much as I get the urge to run over pedestrians or slam my car into a tree when I drive, even with other people in the car.
>>249747532
I work in a game store and do this all the fucking time. I always imagine "Welp, might have to kill this guy. petter prepare in case he jumps me"
>>249747563
I do that too a lot.
>>249747521
is it bad that I think the 'pop' would be indescribably satisfying, like bubblewrap times a thousand?
>washing dishes
>turn on garbage disposal unit
>think about putting my hand in
>>249747634
But for me it's usually things that have spinning motion, they usually just keep spinning and never stop or land, I have to actually think about it really hard in order for it to to stop spinning or land
>>249747521
fuck. this has happened to me too
>>249746631
How have you fags not exploded over this yet?
its amazing. I've been coming here since 2008 and you're all still the same brand of pants on head silly. You argue about literally nothing, HATE videogames, but you sarcastic shits produce some of the most humorous content I've ever seen. never change boys.
>>249747563
Not crazy, it's fine mentaly to talk alone soemtimes.
I mostly laugh creepily when i think something funny or unsettling. Have to be carefull not to randomly start laughing at uni or at work.
>dream you have to spit
>wake up as you spit into your pillow
>browsing /v/
>sudden urge to repost thread
>>249747735
Do you think about playing your favourite song in front of your high school classmates too?
>see tough-looking group of black guys
>think about shouting "NIGGERS" at them
I know you feel this. Don't lie.
>want to buy a gun
>afraid i'm going to end up killing myself
>>249747031
Anon... That's horrible, how could you even do that to someone?
>>249747996
ok that's it. this thread has official changed my life
>>249747563
I prefer to company and conversations my own mind provides far more than that of other humans. I have like one friend, a few drinking buddies, and a girlfriend. Other than the like two days a week social obligation and my job I just stay in my bedroom and play vidya and read comics. And talk to myself.
>>249747760
Nah, don't worry. You aren't alone here. I think it's anxiety caused, like when we imagine something we are aware of the possibility of not being able to do it, and you know that thing about how when you tell yourself not to think of something (pink elephants), you immediately start thinking about pink elephants? Well we do that. We realize we could fuck it, and even though we try to think it normally, we start pink elephanting it.
>dreaming
>falling
>about to hit the ground
>wake up in a cold sweat
>>249747996
>think if I played my favorite song in front of people they will immediately love it and like me
>>249747595
What a silly dog.
>Sitting in passenger seat
>Urge to open the door while on the highway
>>249747962
>dream your taking a piss
>wake up and your bed is completely dry
Everyday i must refrain myself from stealing all the credit card info at my work, go on a huge bender then kill myself with opiates
Every single day
>>249747031
thats next level fucking retarded and this is coming from someone with really bad intrusive thoughts. seek help immediately
>>249747031
Get rid of the gun.
Get help.
>>249747996
Oh god what, I thought I only had that thought.
This shit is getting weird.
>See a bunch of reports about shootings and shit on TV
>Alternate between "Man, that's fucked up" and "Maybe I could do it better"
Anyone else get this?I mean, you could really kill more people if you were quiet about it and killed them in isolated locations with a knife or something before getting caught.
>>249747730
They only want a scapegoat anon, you're easy prey, they can frame you. Trust no one
>>249747532
Same here.
In fact it's part of my motivation during a workout. Seems like I could probably whoop half my customers atm. I'd like to get that number up to 90% atleast.
>>249748000
Not with black people, but, with Mexicans, and calling them beaner, ah yeah, all the time.
>Be at work
>Either the urge to throw coffee in people's faces
>Or commin suicide during shift
Why
>>249748183
That train of though is the foundation for every autistic teenage guitarist ever.
>texting girl
>random urge to send her a dick pic and see if she sends a nude back
>know it will never happen so I just delete her contact off my phone
>browsing /v/
>sudden urge to make this thread every night
>>249747913
Because nobody cares
>mfw
>>249748173
>dreaming
>cumming
>hit the womb
>wake up in the middle of a warm viscous discharge
Everytime. I've had this recurring fantasy of blackmailing one of my high school teachers into being my personal sex slave doing depraved shit like cooking me dinner and rubbing her pussy on my feet as I eat it.
>>249747521
>>249747830
My friend backed his tank over a dead insurgents head for giggles and took a picture of it, on a related note. I still have it saved somewhere.
He named the file "squish"
>>249745384
I did this with my phone at college. The class I had was on the fourth floor of a building with a huge open space in the middle. Everytime I looked down I wanted to throw my phone as hard as possible to the ground. Still don't get why.
>drinking a glass of water next to my expensive computer
>urge to dump water onto computer
Why does this shit happen?
>>249747996
yes. i don't know if my high school classmates could handle a literal swans concert though
>>249748291
Huh. I think I've found my motivation. Lots of people at my work own guns and carry knives. Makes me a little weary some days...
>>249748173
Dude, you are lucky
>close my eyes
>fall feeling, startled
Happen evryday, 4-5 times, whenever i close my eyes for more than a second.
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>>249747996
>tfw I'll never be able to sing like Morrissey
>>249748382
This isn't an intrusive thought dumbass, that's just you being stupid
>be me at age 6
>dream of peeing
>wake up peeing
>holding baby
>sudden urge to jump as high as I can and body splash it then make seal noises
>>249747563
Happens to me.
In an MMO when I have the ability to save some guy not in my party from death
>Should I help this guy?
>No, he wouldn't help you.
>If I help him, maybe he'll pay it forward and help somebody else.
>Yeah, probably.
Alternatively
Cause a wipe in a raid
>OH BOY YOU JUST FUCKED UP
>God damn it this is embarrassing.
>That's what you get for being a fucking retard
>You should just quit now and let them replace you.
>Leave the guild, block everyone and pretend like it never happened.
>Let's just see what happens first.
>>249748504
Nice.
>>249748401
Post it.
>>249747996
HOW
DID
YOU
KNOW
>>249748278
>hear about all these murders
>think that I would be the best serial killer ever
>formulate a plan in my head
>realize that the people I'd kill all have a family and people who love them
>realize that I could never willing put people through the pain of losing a loved one
These thoughts don't happen often but damn, they're hard to deal with.
>>249745384
>peering over a ledge
>urge to jump
>>249748601
yes
>>249748262
>>249748248
>>249748102
I'm seeking help soon. This depression is just making all my thoughts negative. I don't want to kill myself because I know my mom would be destroyed. I just wish things were better
>>249748452
check your jaw man. your inner ear is probably fucked
>>249748504
>>249748601
Something is up here.
I have to stop these gets.
>>249747563
I do that. I never really had friends growing up, so I effectively put myself in my own company. Now I don't really need any friends, because there's always somebody there who understands and agrees with me. Plus, it's great for working out logic and ideas, since I discuss and scrutinize things with myself from every angle I can think of.This is deeply sad.
So, anyone ever picked up a pair of hedge clippers and immediately had to stop themselves from flexing them at people? On the way back from the hardware store to the car, a bird flew past at ground level, and I vividly wondered if I could cut it in half mid-flight. I can't be the only one.
do any of you get paralyzed when you wake up from taking a nap. me and my mom both do but apparently its incredibly rare
>>249748173
Shit happened to me multiple time in high school fuck those dreams
>>249746240
I have this but instead of killing people I have the urge to randomly make out with people
>>249748672
>peering over a jump
>urge to ledge
>>249748710
It's called sleep paralysis.
Google it, it's interesting.
>>249747521
One time, while driving to work, I saw what seemed to be about 100 elementary school kids walking on the side of the road, towards what I presumed was their school. I think they went out for a field day to the nearby park.
I could have had my face on every news channel in the fucking civilized world.
>mfw i felt the muscles in my hands twitch
>>249748683
Quite likely, my aw is crackign like mad, and i can dislocate it by moving it on the side. I also always hear weird liquid sound when i do it.
Gonna have it checked in a few weeks i guess.
>>249748710
sleep paralysis is a normal occurrence.
>>249748645
Not going to be home till Tuesday night, if we have another one of these threads then/I remember I will.
>>249748680
sometimes it helps to go outside, or be around other people
>>249747171
OH MY GOD
I have shit like that happen all the time. Not just backflips but random physical actions that can be looped. It's like I can't make the cycle end. Goddamnit whats wrong with us?
>>249747898
>Try to visualise a gun in my head
>It keeps spinning around
>this literally only happens with guns, and sometimes it doesn't even happen
Brains are fuckin wierd
>>249748689
that's a 9
this is a 6
>dreaming, everything normal
>teeth fall out one by one
>want to write some stupid story
>write it out bit by bit in my head
>can't bring self to put it to paper
Too much pride to lower myself to the level of deviant autists, but it just keeps boiling up inside.
>randomly ask yourself everyday if you would be proud of yourself if you were your own kid
>walking through a grocery store
>sudden urge to get completely naked and start doing jumping jacks while pushing out a fat turd just to see how people react
I advise everyone in this thread to buy a beat up old junker car
>Get urge to break shit
>Just go outside and just smash the fuck out of junker car
So good.
>>249748960
EVERY FUCKING DAY
When I imagine myself skiing I always feel like there's no way I can make a turn without suddenly stopping and falling over, but it's no issue when actually doing it
>have conversation with a guy
>randomly have the urge to make out with him
I'm not gay but wtf brain
>>249747008
Have you ever had something like the backflip one, except it's walking or being moved and you just can't walk/move? And you try so hard to visualize it and you're brain won't let you, nor will it let you move onto another topic until you finish walking? I hate that.
Screw intrusive thoughts.Video games
>>249746979
This but it was spiderman swinging from light post to light post.
>>249748864
>>249748869
I don't even know how to google this, where do we start!
>>249748710
I do, in the middle of the night. Fortunately, it's rare. You hear voice around but can't mov, shit is one of the scariest thing i've experienced
Another clasic is sleeping in a roo you don't know, and being unable to remeber or navigate the room. I'd wake up in the middleof the night unable to know where i was and where was the door, even in place i had slept the day before
>>249748912
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I hate that so much. Have those often enough that I've Googled it, supposedly reflects feelings of losing power.
>see self in mirror
>wonder what little me at age 8-12 would think of me now
>>249748680
I know it seems impossible but you can make things better.
Never perfect, never free of it entirely, but better.
I hit rock fucking bottom and ended up in a psych hospital for 3 months, so I really do know how shitty you're feeling. And I'm not bullshitting when I say you can overcome it.
>>249748902
>2+4+9+7+4+8+9+0+2=45
>4+5=9
>9^(1/2)=3
>3*3-3=6
damn...
>>249748814
>>249748841
>>249749103
it's fucking terrifying
Sometimes when I'm at work I want like a bunch of bad shit to happen like robbers or bad people come and scare everybody and then I be a big hero and save everyone by beating the shit out of them while music is playing in the background. Kinda like a video game or an anime. I hope I'm not alone in this
>>249748680
Go find a support group, man. Reconnect with your mother. Don't feel ashamed or embarrassed of your thoughts. They're not good, but suppressing them makes you feel worse about it in the end. Maybe even talk to your mom about it if you're that close. Just please don't shut yourself away from people or help. We know you can get out of this funk and be happy with your life again, anon.
>>249748835
>>mfw i felt the muscles in my hands twitch
>this happened to me in HS walking by a girl who was bending over
Spooked me the fuck out.
>>249748925
>The answer is always no
>>249749137
Feels like someone is holding you down
>>249748680
You can do it man, don't end it. I'm actually shedding tears thinking about it
>middle of class
>wonder what would happen if I randomly pull a gun and blow my brains out
>people in back of me yelling
>peoples to the side getting splattered
>people in front looking back and going what the fuck what the fuck
>teacher going batshit
>>249748912
>>249749110
Freud said this represents a fear of castration. Not sure if he was right, but it makes sense.
This is genuinely the best thread I've seen since 2012. Mods pls don't delete
>>249747996
No, but in middle school I had this weird recurring fantasy about being in a talent show competition, walking on stage, then my body just completely collapses with every limb and bone basically doing the opposite of what its supposed to do, then the disgusting mess floats off the ground and reassembles itself and I start flying around the auditorium.
No idea where that came from.
>trying to imagine a snake coiling around a poll with its tail touching perfectly on the end
My fuckin brain hurts. That medical symbol drives me nuts.
>this thread
>all these me
QUICK!
EVERYONE ITT TELL YOUR STAR SIGN AND RISING/MOON (IF YOU KNOW IT), MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY PINPOINT THE CAUSE OF THIS MADNESS!Fire signs tend to be the most autistic
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>>249748839
go to the doctor as soon as you can the damage to that part is many times permanent
>>249748912
>>249749137
It really is, especially if you have never experienced it before or at least don't remember.
You can possibly move your fingers and toes in this state to reassure yourself you didn't actually snap your spine in the middle of the night and aren't truly paralyzed.
>>249749158
>I hope I'm not alone in this
That was every single one of us back in HS.Don't lie.
I love you guys. Is everybody like this or is 4chan full of retards?
>>249749134
Half Life 3 confirmed.
>>249748869
Holy shit, something similar happens to me but with crosses. I used to be a Christian and I'd sometimes visualize crosses and candles when praying, then one day the horizontal part started moving up and down which sometimes looks like an upside down cross. I can't stop it either. The only way to get past it is to use tactile visualization.
>>249749158
Nah it's fine, most likely you are a bitdepressed, and want other to appreciate youBeen having those dreams of acceptance for 20 years
>>249749287
Freud was wrong a whole ton of shit. He's only taught because he did a lot for the discipline, but he was very very incorrect about most of what he wrote about.
>>249749158
>I hope I'm not alone in this
You've heard of the NRA, right?
Sometimes when I'm driving I get a nearly irresistible urge to plow into oncoming traffic. To the point that my nose starts twitching and my lips start quivering.
>>249749158
Everyone wants to be a hero. I imagine shit happening so I can fuck the bad guys up every once in a while.
>>249749354
Gemini
>>249749158
I feel it.
In my head I always think I could be better than everyone. I feel like I would tackle a shooter.
>want to walk one way in a dream
>strange force pulls you the other way
I've died so many times this way
>>249748173
>dreaming
>falling
>about to hit the ground
>actually hit the ground because you just rolled off your bed on the top bunk
I was oddly proud of that happening when I was a kid.
>>249749158
>In High School/College
>Have daydreams in class that some fucker tries to shoot up the school and I save everyone while taking maybe a minor injury and I get a qt3.14 grill
I swear to god these thoughts are invasive as fuck.
>>249749354
Virgo master race
>>249749438
/b/ and /v/ are the worst boards.
>>249748851
>>249749117
>>249749198
>>249749274
Thanks you guys. People give /v/ a lot of shit but some of you guys are pretty good people
>>249749418
Well that's fuckign good news.
God damnit
>Fixing friend's lap top
>Sudden urge to throw it as the wall
>>249749431
It's happened to me hundreds of times. I can usually move my jaw and that's how I wake myself up but it's sometimes very difficult. i wake up feeling like i just benched 500 pounds
>>249749448
Same shit happens to me, when this happens I usually get very scared
>>249749158
Yeah I fantasize about it. Not in like a glorifying way though if that makes sense. Also think of different ways I can die in a lot of scenarios I'm in. Think about killing myself at least once a day then (not in a depressive way just what would happen or how I would) realize I'm scared as shit of dying and then stop.
I don't think there's anything wrong with me but who knows
>>249749589
Nope, that's /a/.
>>249748680
come on brah, it's not gonna get better if you just quit
Look anon, you can even do it without leaving your computerhttp://www.reddit.com/r/depression
>>249749112
>look in mirror
>constant fear of reflection moving on its own in the back of mind
>>249749354
Libra patrician race
>wake up during the day
>start falling asleep again
>lucid dream about getting out of bed and doing stuff around the house
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>>249749158
Everybody does. That's the point of most movies, vidya, etc: Giving us a hero we can relate to.
>>249749354
Gemini
>>249745384
>Doing some activity, such as walking down the stairs
>I suddenly think about tripping
>The more I think about it, the closer I come to tripping
>Have to concentrate or I'll do the stupid thing
>Everytime
>>249749586
You'll never hear a qt3.14 grill say "Anon, you're my hero!" in her adorable voice while a crowd of your peers cheers for you
>>249748436
I mean weapons are cool and all but you can't always have em.
Fire/Leo
And yes, I get the game boy thing. I also hate my phone and want to throw it down into a sewer as well as my fucking keys. Don't hate the keys, but I always play catch with them when I walk over a sewer grate, just hoping that they'll fall one day.
WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES
>>249749287
Isn't everyone afraid of castration?
Also, the 'losing power' guy, pretty much any time I've had them is when I was dreading stuff that's out of my control.
>>249748452
Holy shit, I've had this happen quite a bit in my life.
>>249748683
What does it have to do with my jaw/inner ear?
>>249749158
everyone wants to be the hero anon. you figure if you were the hero once, and saved a bunch of people that people would remember you, you'd be recognized and respected above others.
it's normal.
>>249749713
more like constant fear of a pale girl with long back hair appearing behind me, opening her mouth really wide and screaming.
also, fuck, now i have to go piss.
>>249749713
>take a shit
>fear of getting my balls or ass chewed by an alligator
>get up every now and then to check
>>249749674
I don't see anything wrong
>>249749674
/a/ is seriously the absolute worst board i have ever been on. first time lurking i checked the catalog and opened about 5 interesting threads. within minutes all 5 had been deleted. ive made 2 threads on /a/ and both times they got deleted in seconds. and every thread is waifu shit nobody even talks about anime
>dream
>you're cuddling with 'her'or him
>no sex
>no talking
>wake up
>>249749713
>yfw you swore you saw it move
>>249749586
>Those intrusive ultra gay thoughts
I'm not gay I swear I'm not gay I swear
>>249747162
He means that you're a totally free being in a world with zero absolutes.
Basically whenever you have an intrusive thought (i.e. an urge to do something generally violent either to yourself or to others) you are experiencing a mini-existential crisis. It happens to everyone.
>>249749779
This.
>>249749674
/v/ is /a/ too they just don't want to admit it
>get text
>"hey like do you know how to ummm jailbreak iphones?"
this is what I've become
>>249749843
Your ears have some liquid in them that control your balance or some shit
>>249749354
Leo.I have tons of "autistic" tendencies but too much pride to let myself act on them.
>>249749450
i know that feel brother.
>>249749856
this is hilarious but i have similar situations. i always check the dryer to make sure the cats not in there like 50 times. even if its like 1 shirt i still have to go find the cat and make sure
>>249749725
>Waking up thinking you're late for work/school the next day
>>249749882
>Have no attraction to men
>Can't even get it up to anything gay
>Watch movies
>Still picture what happens if the male protagonists were to suddenly kiss in a particular scene
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>>249749882
>Being alone in a room with a guy, any guy.
>Weird gay thoughts about sensually touching them
>>249749856
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
Except mine is an octopus, but whatever, same fucking thing.
who /capricorn/ here?
You better atleast be charging for that shit, atleast get something.
>little brother watching avatar or whatever
>wish I could go on some life changing journey with a qt 3.14 so I wouldn't be alone
Saving the world alongside a girl and falling in love because of it seems so much easier than asking them out
>>249749882
>watching blowjob scene in a porno
>mouth waters
It's not gay if it's a girl's dick, right?Why does futa have to turn me on so much?
>>249749635
thats what i've heard. Im not a doctor I hope you can fix your jaw bro. i love you
>>249749354
Aries master race
>>249749354
Leo. I can relate to just about everything in this thread, along with more retarded shit. Also, why are all of the other Leos I've met been SJWs? Pisses me off.
>>249749985
Yeah. What actually help me the most is giving blood and participating in research. That way i feel like him helping other people do good stuff, and amnot a waste of time and ressources.
I'm waiting for the day society collapses so I can act out on all of my urges.
I feel like in holding myself back from my urges i'm killing myself in a way.
The only medicine is to hurt people and break things.
The urges are the true self.
>>249749630
Some of us are, take care of yourself.
>>249749525
I don't like walking near traffic because I'm somewhat suicidal and constantly imagine how easy it would be to throw my head under a tire.
>>249750110
>Imagine that you just start making out with your friend
>using free software
>get the urge to install Gentoo even though steers the user towards nonfree programs
>>249749354
God-tier libra
>>249749856
for me it's a snake, I'm afraid it'd latch on to my ball sack and never come off.
>>249750128
Meant for
>>249749910
>>249749587
hell yeah, September birthdays
>/v/ full of people who go to /pol/
>/v/ full of people with gay intrusive thoughts
It's all starting to come together
>>249749354
>astrology
please take your normalfag cancer to /b/ or /mlp/
captcha: pic related
>>249749875
>dream
>at some random place you've never been to
>meet some girlor guy
>completely normal and believable person
>spend entire time talking and getting to know each other
>realize this person's pretty cool, and you'd like to get to know them better
>no cheesy love-at-first-sight bullshit
>only legit, honest interest in another human being
>wake up
Sometimes dreams are more suffering than life.
>>249749674
/a/ tends to have nice YGO threads. I'd go in that one.
Why isn't everyone in this thread banned yet?
This shit only happens around age 16
>>249750208
>falling for the masterb8
>sitting near gf
>sudden urge to bite her thighs
>take a shower
>drain is a little clogged
>water is ankle deep
>OH FUCK PIRANHAS
>hop out of the shower
>unclog the drain
>wait for the water to drain
I should probably mention that I have a phobia of fish, large bodies of water and other things that live in the water.
Not sure if it's just me.
I sometimes get the urge to just go apeshit and just wreck everything I see without caring about injury to myself or others. Like I would literally destroy what's destructible for no reason.
>captcha: thinking
>>249750258
I'm august 28 nigga
>Playing my pc
>Sudden urge to fap
>Fap
>Continue playing
>Sudden urge to fap again
>Check the clock
>it's 4 in the morning
>It has been 5 hours since the last time I fapped
>Need to get up at six
>Fap again
>Go to bed
>Can't sleep
>Fap in bed
>Fall asleep for one hour
>Go to work
I hate my life
>>249746979
For me it was Alex Kidd riding that fucking bike.
