>there will never be a Xena game
( ;_;)
>>320106449
There is tho, i played that shit to exhaust when i was a filthy kid
>>320106449
>you will never fuck Lucy LawlessShe still looks good at 47
There is one. It's probably not very good, though.
These guys are going to get you, only the last video game character you played as will be able to save you now. How fucked are you?
>>320106431
Top right looks like the type of person who is bland as fuck so they pretend they're like old timey like that's a good excuse to be a wet towel
>Doomguy
I'm not the one that's fucked here.
>>320106832
Nah, he just thinks that the outfit makes him look like Johny Depp or whoever his favourite actor is.
>almost 2016
>why haven't you joined the 980 ti master race /v/?
>>320106415
How much?
Because the next generation of cards is going to shit on the current one, so why waste the money now.
because I bought two Titan back 2 years ago
If anything I might switch for Pascal next year
Name a better Doom clone, I dare you.You can't.
Marathon
CHEX QUEST
http://games-sy.com/
ITT we look at all these weird games they sell on this Syrian video game vidya store. All are super cheap but it's like 95% fanmade covers, hacks or something odd.
What the shit are these games?
Classic Alaska
So many GTAs
The definitive guide to video game mustaches
>wario more evil than waluigi
Wait, that thing of king bomb-omb's face is a mustace?
>go to gamestop
>employers stare at me all of the time
fucking gamestop
>>320105590
>go to gamestop
>ask for Senran Kagura 2
>the game clerk with greasy long hair goes nuts
>"WE HAVE A NOT NORMIE HERE"
>pulls out his psvita and shows all of his Senran Kagura and neptunia shit
I just wanted to buy a game and get out
>>320105590
>walk in knowing what you want
>immediatly get clerk to get it for you
>sandbag anything they say
You autists make everything so complicated.
>>320105590
>go to gamestop
>it's a game now
fucking eurogamestop
To the people on /v/ that played this game when it came out, what were your initial impressions playing it back then?
And how do you think it holds up?
>>320105391
I really loved it as a kid when I first played it.
Then after spending a long time on /v/ and hearing its opinions on it, I changed my mind. It's garbage.
I felt the first half life was better and was a bit disappointed. I thought the gravity gun was gimmicky and that it interrupted fluid game play because I was focused on finding things to toss in the environment rather than my enemies. I thought the plot was disconnected from the first, and felt the dystopia was a step down from the high science. I didn't care about Alex at all, and her nigger father too. The driving sequences were complete shit too. I honestly thought Doom 3 was better.
First was better, although the engine was real nice and "crisp".
I've finally become a wageslave and am working 10 hours a day. I now find it impossible to sit down and play vidya for over 30 minutes a day and I haven't been able to play any decent-length game ever since.
What are some good games that I could enjoy with only 30 minutes of playtime a day? I was thinking maybe a multiplayer game like League of Legends but not as shitty.
>>320105390
Work hard for a year save money and quit for 2-3. Repeat, is what I do.
>>320105459
the fuck kind of job would let you do this
>>320105390
Roguelikes in general are pretty pick up and play. Try Brogue, Dungeon Crawl:Stone Soup, or IVAN. If you're looking for something more recent Crypt of the Necrodancer is fun.
Alternatively, Dwarf Fortress?
Sorry I'm late.
suicide is the only option
>>320105292
Fuk u
hhahahaha, memes :P ebin le maymay oldfag memes hahaha :DDD fuggin epic bro, epic fucking meme bro! :PD
Is this the greatest game of the millennium?
>>320105239
What kind of cat is that? Looks exactly like the stray that we picked up.
>>320105239
The puzzles were okay (some of them were really hard even), but lacked a bit of variety imho.
At the end I only played it to talk with the Snake.
>>320105239
>meme game
>great
Calling all farseers, bog witches and clairvoyant individuals of /v/. Cast your bones, draw your cards and observe your tea leaves! Answer me this simple question.
Is it gunna be gud?
>Kamiya
Likely
Sources say nah.
>>320105052
Gameplayer trailers don't look good but are also short, so maybe a lot of stuff wasn't ready
It might be good but it's unlikely
mfw i finally got to the end of Mass Effect 3. Jesus, what happened?
You tasted the rainbow.
Typical goobergator, feeling entitled to satisfying endings.
Now shovel more EA garbage up your ass, fuccboi.
was the ending really the worst part of the game?
it was pretty consistently garbage, i thought
i understand the controversy of bioware saying there wouldn't be just ABC endings, and then they literally gave ABC endings, but to me the rest of the game was still notably bad
>you will never explore space
What video games let me explore space?
outer wilds
>>320104794
This. Fucking this.
Also, space engine if you got a good CPU
>>320104794
This, Also Space Engine
What happened to Crono Trigger's dad? Surely his mom had to have had a husband.
she left him because he was a prick and got full custody
He went back to planet Vegano.
He went off to go make some other bastards.