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I am fucking tired of all this console war faggotry so I am going to break it down for you people.
PC fan 1:
>I am a total loser that spends more of my time shitposting on image boards about 60FPS than I do actually playing video games! Even though I spent thouands of dollars of my parents money on a gaming PC my favourite games are WoW and masturbating to porn.
PC fan 2:
>lol pc is mustard race even though I spend a majority of my time playing Undertale and other equally as bad meme games. I have shit taste and the only reason I don't go out and buy a console is because indie developers have no talent and can't get a contract with a major publisher.
PC fan 3:
>hahaha guys... Steam thread! Haha Steam sales! This is so fun even though I have no friends lol!
Sony fan 1:
>niga u wite bois have small diks i fuk ur gf i only play call of duty and NFL games
Sony fan 2:
>At least it's not Xbox! Right guys?
Sony fan 3:
>Are you guys ready for Chinese weeb shit game #457? It has no actual gameplay but at least it has cute anime girls because I am a closeted pedophile. My parents would also be absolutely fucking ashamed of me so I don't talk to them anymore.
Xbox fan 1:
>I bought this console strictly for Halo 5 because I can't let a dead franchise die already.
Xbox fan 2:
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM GARRET WONT LET ME HAVE A TURN!!!!!
Xbox fan 3:
>Ha I don't even play games I just use this as a Netflix machine.
Nintendo fan 1:
>Call of Duty is such a shit series, even though Mario hasn't changed in 30 years and Game Freak is busy working on new Pokemon designed after household objects. By the way just so you know most Pokemon players are in college!
Nintendo fan 2:
>I am a house wife. After I cook for my family I like to get my daily work out using Wii Fit.
Nintendo fan 3:
>I am too young to know what a video game is
>PC fan not having golden locks, a 12 inch cock and millions of dollars
This is wrong.
I agree with most of your points except for the Xbox ones, since there literally are no Xbox fans on /v/.
That's like saying that Amiga fans are shitposting here.
>>321587753
>Mario hasn't changed in 30 years
Have you played any 3d mario games?
HEY WHAT GAMES DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS FUCK
>>321587691
NONE BECAUSE IM A BIG BOY WITH A BIG BOY JOB AND BUY MY OWN FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
I GOT SOME COOL SOUVENIRS FROM URRP BECAUSE MY PARENTS AND SISTER JUST GOT BACK FROM THERE
I'M REALLY GLAD THEY MADE IT BACK TO MURRICA WITHOUT BEING ALLAHU ACKBAR'D BY ALL THE SANDNIGGERS THOSE FUCKHEADS ARE IMPORTING
I ALSO GOT SOME 5.56 ROUNDS FROM MY BROTHER
HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY
WHAT GAMES DID YOU GET ANON?
>>321587691
Some anon gifted me dankest dungeon. It's bretty good.
Literally none.
Spyro in Smash: Yay or Nay?
>>321587568
He's not, so clearly nay
>>321587568
Nay
Why have that spyro when we can have this spyro and Rango?
Heavy D a best
Edgelord team masterrace
>>321587535
That's a weird way to spell tizoc
>>321587535
>>321587771
>Not maining the best Mexican
Idiota, senpai.
forcing myself to play kotor to get off Taris
>have to save scum constantly
>bullshit deaths everywhere
>game throws rancor at you already
>clunky controls and interface
>PCs block narrow pathways
>game freezes when talking to npc
this fucking "game"... please tell me its worth this torture
>dying on Taris
Seriously. Git fucking gud.
there's mods to skip Taris
>>321587175
>"game"
You have 2 mins to name the 10 best games on steam.
>>321587171my OPINIONS
Half-Life 1 and 2, Portal, Arma 3, Counter Strike,
Left 4 Dead 2, Undertale, Hotline Miami, Papers Please, and GTAV in no particular order
Undertale is all you need
>>321589521
God damn when will you FOTM fags quit with the Undertale is GOAY bullshit memes?
Games with artstyle so bad you can't help but laugh. I'll start with the obvious ones.
clannad's the only on that's worth laughing at
higurashi and ZUN are classic
ZUN art has a kind of charm to it I feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
Who's this semen demon?
My semen demon, stay far from her, OP
That video is so perfect, can't count how many times I watched it.
This has given me a reason to live.
Reminder that all you need is each other
Why do you hate witchers so much, anon?
>QTE combat
>GTA style open world
>Edgy protag
Its just not for me
>>321586560
A witcher fucked their girl
>uninteresting and tedious combat
>generic medieval fantasy setting with boring enemies
>story doesn't capture my interest at all
Just not for me
Show me some games about Pirates.
ass creed 4 was pretty fun
sid meier always the best in everything
>GOD TIER
Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix
>GREAT TIER
Kingdom Hearts 1 Final Mix
>GOOD TIER
Birth by Sleep Final Mix
Re:Coded
Chain of Memories (GBA)
Dream Drop Distance
>MEH TIER
Re: Chain of Memories
>SHIT TIER
358/2 Days
Agreed? KH Thread too
>KH2 better than KH1
Move BBS to shit tier and we're good.
>>321586491
I agree. It had some good ideas (Drives and shit) but like, it felt way more of a mash-fest than the first game did.
Let's have a Super Mario Maker thread!
Post bookmark links to your stages for easy access. Be sure to play the stages of your fellow anons, and rate and comment if you'd like.
Here's one of mine:
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/5E5E-0000-0137-4A64
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/AD5D-0000-00EA-A385
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/RashR5
>Bullet Onslaught!
A fairly challenging traditional level in which you have to dodge a lot of projectiles. I've been told it's my best level. An observant player will have an easier time.
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/2E65-0000-00F1-0595
>Walljumper
A simple test of walljumping skill. Pretty short, not nearly as hard as some of those other ones like the Super Meat Boy level.
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/B96F-0000-00F0-FE0B
>Ultimate Explorer (Metroidvania)
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/0016-0000-00F5-8DAF
My first attempt at a non-linear level. Despite the word 'Ultimate' it's not too long and is relatively easy. Explore different paths and use power ups to get to previously inaccessible areas.
I'm working on another non-linear level which is significantly larger in scope and more challenging as well. It's pretty far along now. Honestly even though it's not done yet I'm really happy with it and I don't think I'll ever be able to make a level as good as it again. I'll post it in one of these threads in a few days.
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/08DC-0000-00E5-2FE9
Question for mario mains.
Which one is truly better?
I'm going to a tournament and out of all my mains, the only one with a fighting chance is my mario.
Is there a reason to choose one over the other?
Luigi
>>321586283
normal mario is better
this is a fact.
doc is cool and fun, but in terms of damage output and speed, normal Mario is better. he can combo more.
but truly, in the end, it's down to personal preference. i like doc cause he's a doctor, thats pretty much it
>>321586586
>tfw you get to say "THE DOCTOR IS IN"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfOoOFPaDAE
First hour of gameplay from your favorite Nintendo shills. #FE thread.
>>321586112
Looks like generic shit.
I'm still mad SMT x FE was canned and replaced by this abomination.
>>321586397
>canned
>he still thinks it was ever SMTxFE after the first development interview after the collaboration announcement
>>321586397
I blame Jewtendo, if they had called it Atlus x FE I would've been okay with it but they baited hard.
What does /v/ think about Counter Strike 1.6?
>>321585945
Great sit. Many, many memories of good times associated with it.
>>321585945
shit
We used to have great threads about it before CSGO came out
