>"Anon, these games are giving the computer viruses and slowing it down! I'm deleting them!"
>deletes the shortcut off the desktop
>>322216553
kek
THAT'LL TEACH 'EM
>>322216553
Once i wanted to show my friend some good freeware games, so I coped 7 shortcuts on a floppy and gave it to him
So how did the Chancelor turn all ugly as soon as he used lightning?
ITT: Overrated vidya
Especially Super Metroid
Fuck Super Metroid
>>322216601
Super metroid is only overrated in that it's a backtracking simulator
>>322216601
Replace Deus Ex with MGS2
http://nintendoeverything.com/kimishima-comments-briefly-on-splatoon-sales-nx-and-more/
>The first topic discussed during the interview was Splatoon. After Sankei mentions that it’s selling well, Kimishima said that painting colors as a way of battle and the characters allow it to be accepted by a family audience. He added that, in the future, it’s possible to extend it widely like Super Mario Bros.
What did he mean by this?
>Finally, on the topic of NX, Kimishima noted that it will need to be an attractive...
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Probably.
We'll see at E3.
Why hasn't anyone told Nintendo that people don't want new ways to play?
>>322746058
costumers don't know what they want
http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/xavier-woods-top-10-games-of-2015/1100-5341/
What do you guys think about WWE Superstar Xavier Woods's top 10 games of the year?
He also saysBloodborneis the worst game of the year.
Xavier is legit.
>linking to giant meme
go
I can understand not liking it, but worst game of the year? When shit like the order was released in the same year?
I'm... so sorry everyone. I feel like I have no choice but to
>>322215669
>refuse to choose a side
The only right answer
>>322216137
>playing gimmickshit
>>322216137
Hi, Sargon
Do you ever wonder whats real and whats a game?
no because i'm not an autist
>tfw you are a NPC
You just lost
Buy a decent i5 Asus laptop with a 940 2GB video and 4 GB ram thinking it will run most of games well.
Find out that most games are running pretty slow on the laptop, even with settings set to low.
Find out that the fucking Intel is just using dualcores on i5 and i7 on laptops.
The only real quadcore i5 and i7 laptops are the super overpriced shit like Razor, ROG and MSI.
I'm fucked arent I?
>>322744020
I have waited years for this....
>gaming laptop
>>322744020
Why did u feel the need to make a thread for this?
you will always will get fucked with gaming laptops. The power and the cpu/gpu are always going to fuck you over. Also there is no such thing as a cheap gamer laptop. There are laptops that can LOL and the ones that can't. And to think with that money you could got a mid range computer.
How can anyone literally give a shit about half life 3 anymore? I mean come the fuck on, the first two games were decent, but by no way were they revolutionary. I've played every half life game to date and because its taken so long to release half life 3 interest has plummeted for me.
Even if half life 3 comes to fruition, do you think anyone is really going to buy it? The younger generation has most likely never played half life and in turn don't give a shit about half life 3. Valve killed their own franchise and I'm glad. Because if half life 3 releases,...
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>the first two games were decent, but by no way were they revolutionary
Underage
>>322215501
>Fuck half life 3 and fuck you fags for wanting a decade old game
You're literally the only person talking about this trite, dead shit. Half Life 3 is nothing more than a shitty, dead meme. Stop trying to be edgy.
>>322215613
Not OP but HL1 didnt really do anything special other than being a good game and a good mod platform. HL2 did introduce physics based gameplay though.
Agreed.
But people are gonna shitpost because /v/ is filled with meming redditors who can't think for themselves and cling to the opinions of popular people.
I will agree.
>>322743967
You going to post one or what?
>Game insults you for playing on easy
>Game compliments you for playing on Hard
>game shits on you for playing on easy
>play on hard instead
>"what do you want, a medal?"
>>322743769
Name 5
What's /v/'s take on Horizon Zero Dawn?
I think it's the best new IP we're getting in 2016. I'm sold on "robot dinosaurs" alone
>>322743003
It's essentially an action monster hunter with RPG elements in what looks to be a seriously gorgeous dynamic open world with day and night cycles and multiple biomes.
That's just my take on it, I mean at first I was apprehensive about it but the more I look at it and the direction the devs are taking it the more interested I become in it.
It just looks amazing, even if the core gameplay is a an action game it'll be fine for me.
>>322743305
Looks more like a tomb raider far cry game to me. It does have monsters in it though.
It looks like typical AAA western trash.
The gameplay I saw she didn't even kill the fucking thing until a cutscene even after unloading arrows into it for a minute or two.
I'm not expecting much and have no real interest, but hey it could surprise me and somehow be good.
Meanwhile this is what a warthog exploding in reach looks like (a last gen game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=ZgEnv9clqEk
reminder the devs at 343i are talentless hacks
>>322214950
All what you did is give me bad memories again by reminding me how absolutely bullshit armor lock was.
Maybe it's a framerate thing? I haven't touched any of they343 games but at least they seem to care about 60fps.
Thats the engine hiding particles at close range to prevent framedrop. Halo 3 and reach had it.
I noticed that Asians tend to be very obsessive over esports
can anyone explain why?
I noticed white people tend to be very obsessive over shitposting
can anyone explain why?
>>322743013
unlike asians, hWhites are brave warriors of old who carved out the nations of Europe as asians god fucked in the ass by their god emperor fearing taking a single step out of line
Asians are obsessive in general so whatever they do, they'll do it with as much autism as possible so you see a lot of Asians competing in a lot of genres, but mostly strategy/fighting.
What went wrong?
Jewbisoft.
Some fucker got the brillant idea of the game date should sum a number and now we are stuck in casual future shit due to that.
>>322215003
but anon 2070 is the best anno
It's around noon for europeans. That's the reason.
Because most burgers are asleep
Depends on your bias. You can twist it any way you want, saying it's because someone is asleep, or someone is at school or work.