>Be humble blacksmith
>Witcher comes up to me
>"How about we play some Gwent?"
>Nod without thinking
>Win
>Nice, 50 crowns, can use this to feed my family
>"How about we play some Gwent?"
>Don't really want to but for some reason I nod again
>He wins
>He...
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>be humble blacksmith
>Witcher comes up to me
>"Let me take a look at your wares."
>Show him my stuff, end up buying up all of the Witcher's trash swords and armor until I have 0 crowns.
>"How about we play some Gwent?"
>Nod without thinking
>Lose
>Give Witcher 50 crowns out of my separate crowns-for-Gwent-only...
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>>340305396
>he can't understand the simple concept of the merchants setting aside a certain amount of gold to purchase items at a discounted price
>he thinks merchants buy themselves into bankruptcy
>>340304220
>Be humble blacksmith
>Witcher comes up to me
>"Let me take a look at your wares"
>Witcher somehow manages to sell me runestones I don't even know how to use
>"Fancy a round of Gwent?"
>Nod without thinking
>Lose
>Give the Witcher all my...
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When was the last time you purchased a gaming magazine?
When the extra maps for Socom 2 came on demo discs from PSM.
like two months ago
swedish pc gamer is legit as fuck
I will only ever read Edge.
a fucking brain in a jar made me harder than any fanservice ever
also new vegas thread
>>340196049
just install some loli mods
>>340196049
Stolen designs the thread.
>you will never help a sexually repressed brain in a jar achieve orgasm just by breathing and scratching your nuts
I am a lead developer for the fan-project Skywind.
Four years ago, Matt Grandstaff of Bethesda approached us to clarify that, "The policy has always been that you cannot take assets from one of our games and put it in another game."
As of the last dev build [0.9.7.8] Skywind is a legal mod. All original art has either been remastered or given placeholders. In fact, the project is entering its final phase.
Grandstaff also mentioned that Bethesda is "well aware" of the project.
I have accepted a job offer at Bethesda over the summer...
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nobody gives a fuck, go fuck yourself
>>340303927
>Skyrim remaster
>>340303927
Take it to Reddit where someone will care about garbage and be your wittle hug box.
When did you quit this game /v/?
Long veteran quests were the killing for me, haven't played since 2 of my party members died miserably.
>>340302365
Never played it
>>340302365
They overused the RNG so much, it's ok in games like FTL because they end fast but in something like this you can lose your party of veterans and be bankrupt after a couple of snake eyes from the RNG
>>340302365
After maybe the second dungeon. Shit's boring
>Start new online game
>get bullied by the other players
>"god damnit, it's a noob"
>"uninstall this game you fucking retard"
>"you're a faggot and you're bad at the game"
>"kill yourself"
Every time
git gud
>>340303919
You playing on pc?
Git gud
Try and beat Akinator with an obscure character. Keep it vidya.
http://en.akinator.com/personnages/propose
>>340300335
He couldn't guess Norton Mapes, his firts guess was Andrew Ryan, second time was Paxton Fettel (getting warmer there).
>>340300335
Didn't get Ludens, although I guess he's fairly recent so Akinator might not know about it yet.
Other guesses were Blood Eagle and Rimanah.
Couldn't guess Althena
First guess was pic related, second was Blanc from Neptunia.
E3 so far this decade
2010>2013=2015>2014>2012>shit>2011
where will E3 2016 will figure?
also 5 days
You honestly think I remember what happened in each specific E3 for each specific year? The fuck is wrong with you, man? Is E3 really this big a deal for you? Most games aren't even announced on E3 nowadays.
>>340196283
>portal 2
>skyrim
>>340196283
Im not coinsidering games only though, and yes, I think is easier to remember impactant events such as a cringy conference as Konami at 2010 or when FFXIII was revived at 2013
All memes and shitposting aside, which Call of Duty is objectively the best?
As someone who has never touched one, I'm looking to try one out.
WAW and Block Ops
if you're playing singleplayer then play 1
if you're playing multiplayer then play whichever out of 1 or 4 that you can even find a game for
>>340195983
My favorite was MW2. Don't know why but I never got into black ops
Anyone else hate Metal Gear Solid here? Overrated non-games.
>non-games
explain this
>>340303843
they are interactive movies
>>340303756
After MGSV, I really don't care for them as much.
So this was recently released on Steam and no one is talking about it. Is it shit?
looks retarded as fuck
>144ghz monitor
What a shit port
>>340303715
>no one is talking about it
overshadowed by Senran
>Dokkan Battle is STILL undergoing maintenance
Phone game thread, post games you like playing and discuss them.
Don't know why DB doesn't have a general in /vg/ and that piece of shit game from One Piece has one?
Lmao just play the Japanese version you idiots I don't know why you bother with a shit English game when you're 6 months behind in content from us. I'm having fun with gogeta meanwhile you guys are having shit reroll banners with no new characters
>phone "games"
Alright /v/ I am moving soon and will not have internet access for about two years.
Which games should I download to help me get through this?
>>340303246
the order
>>340303382
Thanks Chad
>>340303246
Where the fuck are you going that you don't have internet access?
I once went to a little welfare island (of the US) 4 degrees off the equator and less than 10 miles long and it STILL had internet access.
>tfw anime cutscene damage
>mexican beams
>it's a 2hu vs dbz match
>>340303245
>tfw pixelated badly drawn character in paint gets in
Always bet cancer.
Alright gentlemen,
Let's talk Yakuza
I want to play these games, but Yakuza 1 and 2 are on PS2. What is this? The fucking stone age?
Do the stories intertwine? Do I NEED to play 1 and 2 in order to play 3, 4, and 5? Are they still good? Can I just emulate them?
Why the fuck didn't we get Yakuza 1 and 2 HD for Wii U in Europour or Burgerland? What the fuck, Sega?
>>340302823
>the fucking stone age
Just give up on gaming kid
>>340302823
You're such a tremendous faggot, holy shit. Play them all. Of course you can just emulate a PS2 game, what are you stupid?
The stories completely intertwine, but there isn't a big overarching plot like you would think. Just recurring characters and events that carry consequences into the next installments.
You can just play 3, 4 and 5, but Yakuza fans will call you a retard for it.