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>"Are you a witcher? for true? They say youre the white wolf, you could help.. see [RELATIVE] has gone orf and I havent heard from them fer days. Folks say it was [MONSTERTYPE] in the forest. Dont you witchers kill monsters? I dont got much, but I could pay you...
>Yes/No/More Money
>Accept quest
>Go to forest
>Turn on batvision
>Follow magically radioactive footsteps to a corpse
>kill monster by spamming quen and rolling around like a spastic, sorry master swordsmen
>head back
"He was dead?..truth be told I knew it in me heart.But knowing the bastard that killed him has been brought to justice..maybe [RELATIVE] can rest easy. Thank ye witcher, I wont ferget what youve done. Heres your payment as promised."
This is every Witcher sidequest.
Witcherfags WILL defend this.
>>341459917
>Ignores the 3 part side quest in the wizards tower with the ghost of a dead bride-to-be
>Ignores the assassination of Radavid side quest
>Ignores the Bloody Barons side quest with his child
There are some amazing side quests in this game. You described the Contracts which are nothing but optional minigames.
I'm loving the game, but jesus christ i'm getting tired of doing favors to do favors to do other favors to find Ciri.
At least I just banged that hot redhead.
>Geralt arrives at a new village
>He heads to the tavern
>He walkins in and notices Mr Exposition, who waves him over
>Cut to a group of unsavoury peasant types muttering and giving Geralt the stink eye
>Geralt gets the local subplot explained to him by Mr Exposition
>"Oi witcher"
>Geralt turns around to see the thugs looking menacing
>"We dont want your type round ere"
>Geralt calmly states he doesnt want any trouble
>A fight breaks out anyway
>Geralts kicks their asses and walks out the bar
>Final shot of the unconscious/dead thugs, Mr exposition makes a quip
Every single time. Witcherfags will defend this.
What shooters are easy to learn but difficult to master?
>no arena shooters
>>341154929
destiny. I could dodge bullets and everyone I played with was a flapping retarded seal
Splatoon
>>341154929
Gross tactical reloadi lost my shit when he dropped the second mag
>E3 2016 Sony Press conference
>"And now we would like to show you something that you all have been waiting for."
>Lights begin to dim
>The large screen lights up showing a thick jungle
>The Crash Bandicoot theme (Crash Bash variant) starts playing
>A man in a Crash costume (same one from the old commercials) comes running on stage and begins to twirl around to mimic Crash's iconic spin
>Spins too fast and trips over and falls onto a crate that was set out before hand on the stage
>Peaches (Wumpa Fruit) spill out of the crate and fly into the crowd
>Everyone cheers
>Man in a Doctor Neo Cortex suit wobbles onto the stage
>The two of them engage in an epic battle, flailing their arms back in forth as if they were punching each other
>Cortex gets pushed too hard and falls back onto the Twitch's livestream camera
>The camera causes an electrical explosion, knocking out not only the Twitch stream, but the entire website itself
>Taken back from the explosion, the man in the Crash suit falls backward into the support poles that hold the television screens and lights, causing them to hit the floor creating a shower of sparks and glass that fly out into the crowd
>The Crash suit then catches on fire and the man begins to run around in circles, muffled screams for help can be heard
>He trips and lands right on his face, the flames continue to spread across the suit
>The man in the Cortex suit attempts to help but steps on a peach and slips off stage, falling onto a paid-to-scream girl/journalist, killing her instantly
>Crash still lays on the middle of the show's floor now completely engulfed in flames
>Crowd is orgasmic, violently beating and raping each other
>Text finally appears on the half shattered screen
>"Knack returns in Knack 2!"
>Not "KNACK IS BACK"
one job faggot
>>341154904
UH OH
>best e3 girl so far
off to good start already
>>341154514
Cute AF
Dayum, what stream?
>>341154514
That doesn't look like Aisha Tyler
I bet this Bimbo doesn't even meme
Gaben takes the stage
and presents Portal 3
Heres you're (you)
>>341154430
It's a vr exclusive
>>341154430
Directed by Kojima
Dark Souls is "cool". anyone agree? Ive only played an hour so far but it is a "cool" game. I dont know how else to describe it
I think YOU'RE cool.
I agree that dark soul's main point of success is it's aesthetic.
yh man its so kool, like. 420 fuck da po po XD
GET IN HERE BROS
Stream: https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCrNBxHA_SavRrD-PrEek2AQ?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Countdown: http://www.e3countdown.com/
30 MINUTES UNTIL THE NEVER EVER STORM
DELTT DIS
>youtube stream
>>341154157
>Previous threads are all youtube stream
Anon...
Describe E3 so far with an image
>all xbone games are now on PC, effectively making the console completely useless
>nintendo pretty much not doing shit
Noire wins this gen hard, never mind winning this E3 with PSVR, without even factoring the geemu.
>>341153914
>all xbone games are now on PC, effectively making the console completely useless
People who say this are just admitting their own ignorance.
It's a fanboy fallacy that doesn't reflect why people buy and play console games.
Post nore nowaru
I don't know, I think Microsoft deserves a big thumbs up from me. Also...
>Windows 10
It's literally their platform ding-dong.
>Carmack leaves Id Software because Zenimax wouldn't let him make VR ports of Wolfenstein TNO and Doom
>Zenimax is now having a VR port of Doom made now that they smell money
Like poetry, how do you think Carmack feels?
like a minecraft shill
>>341153558
Like he shouldn't have gotten himself into a position where he couldn't make experimental sequels with his own games. It doesn't matter how bad the VR ports are, they are going to sell and destroy the IP for any sane person.
Sad that his Facebook machine is worse than the competition available right now.
>see paladins on an ad
>game looks fun as fuck
>made by hi res
>its hearthstone mixed with overwatch mixed with tf2
>i download and try it
>its actually fun as fuck
Tell me you fucks, why arn't you playing paladins right now?
http://wwwpaladins (.) com/
The beta code is given instantly by just following them on twitter or subscribing on youtube through their website.
Even better it hasreally cute waifus better then overwatch
>>341153295
overwatch waifu thread
>>341153295
Yeah sure I will try it out. I do like me some cute Elves.
inb4 deus vult
>>341153295
>trying to shill while everyone's shitposting about e3
Is this Nintendo's Bloodborne?
How much salt is there going to be over this game?
>Zelda game
>Every being hard
>Ever
So every game has been something a 6 year old can easily breeze through. Aside from your desperation and fanboyism what makes you think this one will be any different?
>>341457657
I'm going to be able to play it on PC so no its not BB
>>341457882
Are you implying BB was hard?
How much of a casual are you?
Hitman news coming at E3, 2 bonus missions added:
The Icon
When the town of Sapienza is taken over by a film crew shooting a new sci-fi blockbuster. Agent 47 must aim to retire one of the cast members during a climactic scene being staged late at night in the town square.
A House Built on Sand
Set at the frenetic night markets in Marrakesh, a mole for a major construction company is about to sell secrets to their largest rivals. Agent 47 is tasked with making sure the leak stops there.
The Summer Bonus Episode will also present a range of new in-game Challenges and Opportunities and an entirely new setting for Escalation Contracts and Elusive Targets.
Each location will have a completely different feel when you revisit it. The Icon, set in Sapienza will even have a crazy giant killer robot, which allows us to show what we can do with HITMAN as a live game and it also feels like the perfect midway point of the season before the final three locations; Thailand, the United States and the season finale in Japan arrive later in 2016.
http://steamcommunity.com/games/236870/announcements/detail/833544688753882368
Elusive Target today
The Marrakesh story mission was pretty bad, hopefully they can make better use of the map with this mission. Would've preferred a Paris mission but that map is already great while Marrakesh needs something good to be worth a damn.
>>341155246
>The Marrakesh story mission was pretty bad
Why do people keep saying that?
It wasn't better than sapienza maybe, but Marrakesh was just as great.
>No New Rayman
>No New Banjo
>incoming No New Crash
Are you guys ready for the holy Trinity of forgotten video game stars to be complete?
>>341152485
>Crash and Rayman are dead
Good
>>341152701
you better have something good to show you damn hedgehog!
>No new Banjo
haven't you ever heard of mods?
Gaming is dead and you're an idiot if you put a cent towards gaming this year, the next, and forever after.
go to bed, grampa
>I came here to /v/ for my first time to tell you this
>>341154545
That's great, now fuck off.
