woah.... so this is the power.... of the pc
I can't think of a good shitpost so I'm just going to post anyway
>>341446405
>weebshit
no one cares
>>341446405
Is this the game that's coming west?
idort here
fellas, multiplatform wins E3 2016
>>341445517
and since PC gets the best version of multiplats and we're getting stable PS3 and Wii U emulation by next year
PC wins E3 2016
>more people talking about zelda than almost microsoft exclusives combined
Jesus
>>341445517
So Zelda won e3?
>You have a Tracer on your team
>>341448201
>She actually flanks and distracts the enemy without dying every 18 seconds
>>341448201
>be last night
>Hanamura on defense
>my team got their shit pushed in at A, attackers were about to stomp through to B
>switch to Tracer and actively seek out and bully their Mercy then work my way from squishy to less squishy characters
>we end up camping their spawn the remainder of the match
>Literally 60 XP off a level up
>Next game I queue up with a premade 5-man on my team
>We all go Tracer on Numbani
>We push first point in <60 seconds
>The next ~6 minutes are spent having a siege war for the Cart in the choke near the end, I manage to keep it from ending for an extra MINUTE in overtime
>Still lose
Was fun, Tracer is much better now that Widow can't just obliterate...
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Misunderstood hack or overrated hack?
Overrated.
So, so overrated.
A bit of both, but universally loved for his ruse cruise.
PUREASE, ENJOY!
Its not fair. Its really not fair.
Nintendo comes with a single game that looks like an early ps3 title and BANG, wins the e3.
They didnt even bother with a fucking conference. This is beyond sad. Other companies spend millions on marketing, live orchestras, brilliant conferences, graphics that pushes the limits of the technology and for what? So God of war gets eclipsed by Zelda?
NOT.FUCKING.FAIR
>people are excited about things they care about
WHY
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
>>341445351
We have a winner.
>>341445351
Zelda is extreme normiecore, everyone knows about it
>>341445285
Kirby.
>>341445285
NO ONE
>>341445285
Only God himself can.
surely we all know what that means...right?
What does it mean?
>>341445265
I de-overclocked my cpu and was surprised at how cool and quiet my pc can be desu
desu
>30 years old
>Have been playing vidya all my life
>This is the first generation in which I don't have all the current consoles and handhelds
>I don't plan on buying another console ever again
>I don't even have any games on my current PC and don't plan to get any
>I've dropped all my consoles and now play exclusively on mobile
AMA
>>341445358
But you felt the need to respond.
Clearly you do give a shit.
>>341445237
So Sega raped you so much after the Dreamcast and those shitty games that you left the hobby entirely?
Sugoi monogatari, oniisan
>>341445237
id rather kill myself than become you
What happened my fellow Nintendo fans? We were once best graphics!
>>341444826
>Graphics
shut the fuck up, what matters is Aesthetics, Nintendo's still king of making games that don't look like trash in five years.
>>341444826
>Nintendo's still king of making games that don't look like trash in five years.
instead they're king of making games that look trash today
>>341445186
yeah, I'm sure you put a lot of thought into that one, go on then, show me what you're talking about.
Remember when dorito pope thoroughly btfo agitated amelio?
>>341447320
no
can ypu post it?
>>341447320
He was just a huge cunt. Pissed Pedro may be not the smartest, but he clearly was in the right there.
>making this thread again
I don't think you know what btfo means
>Ability to freeze time
>Attack boulder with sword multiple times while time is frozen
>The boulder is loaded up with kinetic energy
>Time unfreezes and the boulder goes flying
That is one of the most legitimately clever game mechanics I have seen in a while. Holy shit, why does the new Zelda look so good?
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
You know you could do this by command console exploits in Oblivion too. You could turn off physics, kill a guy and hit them with a billion spells. The force would stack and they'd go into orbit once you turned physics back on. It was the most fun shit and for a decade I've wondered when someone was gonna make it a legit mechanic. Can't believe it will be Zelda of all things.
>>341447071
>link will never freeze your dick, suck it for a whole minute and then unlock time for an "all at once" sensation
What went wrong?
Hard mode: don't mention the fan base
>>341444615
They focused on adding useless pressure mechanics like hunger and enchanting instead of focusing on making the world more interesting to explore and discover.
Nothing, kids stop being kids, and new kids find about the game.
>>341444615
>Hard mode
Still easy: everything except pretty great atmosphere.
In fact, modders are a part of fanbase and they're the only ones who make this trash even playable.
STANDING HERE
I hate Platinum but love Taro stories and Yoshida designs.
>>341444391
I saw a great webm of this recently
FUCK OFF MGSR SHITTERS
FUCKING PLATINUM FAGS RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH
>you're walking along a field minding your own business
>you see kirby about to get raped by sheeps
what do
watch
join in
>>341444096
Turn 360 and walk away
What kind of game do you think it will be?
a shitty game that will bring Hisoka to depression
>>341443843
Baby eating simulator. Or baby football. Something with babies.
METAL GEAR HILLS