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Prove me wrong.
>>1980377
I can't.
girls and girls cannot make a baby
As a practitioner of the arts of lesbianism, I'm forced to agree with you.
>>1980418
I came to post this
>>1980418
>not knowing about yuri babies
>>1980377
Girls love can girls? What's a can girl?
How would that even work?
>>1980426
>>1980377
>>1980435
cannot can girl
>>1980423
Sure, sure. That two women could be beautiful together did not even cross your mind.
Neither did intrauterine insemination?
>>1980435
Cans can't love girls
![[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/4Dc352t.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p].webm")
>>1980377
>>1980418
And the downside is..? Babies are ugly shit machines that cry excessively. No one really likes babies. They're an investment for retirement, like RRSP's.
>>1980452
Are there any other anime girl characters that have a handblade similar to what is depicted in this pic?
>>1980443
Unfortunately, she is right. Most girls are "lesbians" in their adolescence. After that, they become normal people with a husband and children.
>>1980377
>>1980418
Hopefully that glaring oversight will get solvedsoon.conceiving with sperm from elsewhere and raising up the kid together aint that bad anyway
>>1980489
Yell doesn't even have her handblade there
>>1980519
>>1980519
>>1980478
You guys are so much fun to be around with...
>>1980418
>not knowing about ips cells
in the world of yuri nothing is impossible
>>1980519
>>1980519
Hello, Kyoani.
>>1980418
some girls can because they're special.
>>1980608
Who's Yuri?
Is he your boyfriend?
>>1980519
Actually it's common among both genders- gay tendencies during adolescence, not being the temporary lesbian. You're just pumped with hormones so you want to get laid with whoever. It's biology, so you can't really blame anyone for it
>>1980608
>>1980608
>>1980523
Why does that face both annoy and amuse me?
I can't handle that fucking smug.
>>1980418
>muh procreation
You don't know shit about love.
cant tell if troll topic or not
>>1980377
Christ I hate gay propaganda
Just because I sneak into my best friend's house every night to watch her sleep and sniff her hair and then take some pictures and borrow her panties and take it all back home with me and then shlick furiously with her underwear stuffed into my mouth as I look at her cute face in the photograph doesn't make me gay, okay?
I swear to god fucking fags these days
>>1980641
Homu, pls
>>1980604
Name one KyoAni series where that has happened.
>>1980655
Tamako Market
It's not natural.
I read it in a book.
>>1980658
Which of the characters was first depicted as a lesbian and then got a husband and children (or boyfriend)?
>>1980668
A otaku? Yes
>>1980648
>>1980674
Put your trip on Mugino
>>1980677
Not me, dammit!
>>1980677
Really, otaku is not normal
>>1980601
Ignore it. I will always believe in yuri just as I'll always believe in sibling incest.
Do you forget how long outdated Class S is? I'm a pessimist and even I have to tell you to stop. There is a slow gradual acceptance and Digimon even just recently released a game where girls treat the protagonist the same way regardless of gender and there's even some blatant favortism of yuri vibes.
this fucking thread.
>>1980621
Is this the purest form of bait?
Can we all agree it's more acceptable than boys loving boys?
>>1980947
this desu.
>>1980418
Neither can some straight couples if one of them is sterile, but I don't see anyone complaining about that.
>>1980947
>More acceptable than boy-boy love.
I have no issue with Boy-boy love.
>>1980947
Easily.
Looks like I've mistook the boards again
>>1980947
Boys cannot love. Only girls can love. This is why yuri is superior.
>>1980418
/thread
>>1980463
I don't like her.
>tfw you're a glorious American and can see all the girls marrying other girls you want.
>>1980982
This, boys are after bodies, so they can't love properly.
>>1980947
if boys love boys then there are less boys to steal girls away from loving girls
>>1980947
I'm man and I hate yaoi
>>1981090
Exactly.
>>1980947
Is repulsive
>>1981041
>>1981074
Please don't bring up any real-world issues.
>>1980947
Now I don't likeget turned on bythat but that is not a valid reason to discriminate.
>>1980478
What are you talking about? Women love babies. Even though two women can't procreate, they can raise an adopted child. Isn't this beautiful enough? A family with two mothers?
far too many things in this thread have been taken seriously
get a sense of humor /u/
>>1980452
Did she just fail to bribe her?
>>1981155
This thread desperately needs some more fucking humor.
>>1981184
What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?See you next month!
>>1981185
That was just sad.
>>1981185
Yuck.
How about some knock knock jokes with lesbians?
>>1981213
Go for it, onee.
>>1981214
I've got none. Woe is me.
Time for some retaliation.
What are some good series with yuri magic or adoptive mothers?
>>1981231
Obviously Nanoha and Fate for Vivio.
There was that one oneshot by Shuninta where a daughter's teacher ends up sleeping with single mom and they get together at the end.
Technically Ebisu and Hotei, except it's the sister's daughter.
In Horizon I think Malga and Margot were going to use magic to have a baby though I don't know if or when that happens or how.futa doujin artists seem to have their own ideas
>>1981238
What about a dynamic like from the main characters from Witchblade expect the "mother" ends up meeting another single woman who lives a more reckless lifestyle?
I'd love to read that.
>>1981278
>people can't love becuz muh children
This meme is quickly becoming irritating.
>>1981284
rl memes are the worst.
>>1981284
It's a legally invalid meme.
>>1981290
They don't even have any kind of magical influence like internet ones.
Maybe we can eventually spam girls can love girls hard enough that reality itself is forced to evolve to 2D.
>>1981302
You're right. We should call it out no differently than unironic misuse of edgy or cuck.
>>1981304
I have built a functioning time machine and can confirm that future humanity has diverged into two species, one composed exclusively of cute, smart and hard-working little girls who dream one day to be swept off their feet by a graceful onee-sama, and another of elegant, beautiful and deviously intelligent onee-samas who live in subterranean mansions and only wish to seduce away a girl from the loli-race to claim as their wife.
Clearly the post-scarcity world saw a lessening of selective pressures for aggression and competition, allowing humanity to evolve into the yuri-species it was always meant to be.
>>1981324
Do all other males get to evolve into giant laser robots?
>>1981324
>yuri-species it was always meant to be
>>1980418
Science is advancing.
>>1981278
I think in this series they could have kids. Their powers are pretty much magic.
>>1981360
You need magic without limits to create life.
>>1981407
You don't need to create life, suffices just to fertilize ovum with the other girl's cell.
>>1981412
And creators obviously don't think about that kind of logic. This is why I say make yuri babies appear out of thin air by the power of love.
/int teach me that men can't love men, they can only live a bromance, on the other side, girls can't be friend with girls, so they can only love girls.
/int/ teach me that girls can't be friend with others girls because they can't such each other dick. That means they can only love each other while men are in bromance with their bro (which isn't love but the higher step in the friendship road)
>>1981535
>/int/ teach me that girls can't be friend with others girls because they can't such each other dick.
>>1981528
Holy shit, I don't have any possible counter to this.
Men are too manly for yaoi and girls are virtually impossible to view as platonic. It makes sense.
>>1981155
This baka desu senpai.
yuri kiss gone wrong.
>>1981278
maria a slut.
>>1981641
>one day we can no longer make these cute and lewd jokes
It's both uplifting and yet makes me want to cry. Goddamn, yuri NEEDS this.
>>1981278
Fuck her
In manga she's at least love main character (don't remember her name) and leave her because of that
But in anime she's just one big stupid slut
>>1981356
men where a mistake.
>>1981356
shit anime
>>1981693
Stop. The only thing that makes men a threat to yuri is shit writing and girls and who are too weak hearted to live how they want. They're not evil like edgy porn would have you believe and there needs to be more of them supporting girls loving girls.
>>1981753
White knight please.
>>1981757
>refuting bullshit =/= whiteknight
i can't tell if the serious-looking replies to silly jokes in this thread are also jokes or not.
do i need to up my meme game?
>>1981762
Who are you quoting?
>>1981763
Pretty sure the first so-called joke was some faggot lurking just to bait and unfortunately it hasn't been trashed.
In the context of the thread it was posted in, it was straight up shitposting.
>>1981662
Beautiful words.
>>1981772
You sound like anticrack-kun.
>>1981785
I hate crack as well, but I don't go ranting about respecting characters.
I do believe that post was straight up bait.
>>1981793
What if an onee-sama was named Chad? Could she even be called that or would she still be a douche?
>>1981753
>>durr
you idiot, I was making a reference to the plot of the picture I replied to.
http://gallforce.wikia.com/wiki/The_Boy
>>1981808
Sorry, I haven't watched it and thought you were being serious. People are crazy nowadays and /u/ gets meme'd on too much.
>>1981817
It's okay, Iforgiveyou.
![[DPG] Kenichi Sonoda - Garden Party - 075.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oMbkAL1.jpg "[DPG] Kenichi Sonoda - Garden Party - 075.jpg")
>>1981699
>>1981808
>>1981817
Not enemy of men, but imagine if it was possible to retrieve that genom someway and make a Homo Sapiens Solnoid. Damn, that would be the hottest minority ever on the Earth.
![[DPG] Kenichi Sonoda - Garden Party - 033.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TLtFWJA.jpg "[DPG] Kenichi Sonoda - Garden Party - 033.jpg")
Well, when you take away the war setting, naturally.
Reminds me, apparently at least Rabby and Elza are canon.
>>1981998
If the evolution of humanity miraculously becomes only cute little girls and onee-samas, the least you should do is send the remaining heterosexuals to somewhere nice in space where they won't die out and won't come into conflict with the lilies.
I personally intend to prolong my life until I can become an android capable of still enjoying the unimaginable pleasure of eating, so I believe that no longer qualifies me as a man.
>>1982030
Naw, I'm all for multi-culti. It would be less fun if the space dykes were all there was in the society.
>>1980623
>Tacos
>complaining about being het
oh wow.
>>1982032
But it's only logical that the lesser human species would die out and go extinct. Just look at the Neanderthals.
>>1982037
Let's not go there. They're just plagued with idiots like any other demographic.
>>1982045
It's simply a matter of evolution, honey.
And this is the meme yuri bantz thread. Let me have my meme yuri bantz.
>>1982052
forgot pic
>>1982052
I officially dub the future inheritors /u/mans and the race /u/manity. By default the heteros are allowed to survive as they are no longer the lesser humans, but in fact the only remains of humanity.I'm in charge.
>>1982011
They clearly weren't getting along in that first panel.
Did they just end an argument by fucking?
>>1982092
No idea, it's from some weird doujin collection. More importantly, they sleep together in the game adaptation of Eternal Story. But the images I have from that suck.
>>1982092
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/31ed6fee68/146123-97
Frankly I have no idea what goes on there, seems like Patty gets angry and stabbs Rabby (what the fuck?)
The chance of getting translations for these things is probably zero, sadly.
![[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p] 00:01:22.916.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LsvYE6V.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p] 00:01:22.916.jpg")
>>1980523
>>1982422
I recall something like that. It would be the one with the two carrots loaded.
>>1982334
nice.
>>1982436
why not a rule 63 yuki with his waifu then,
that be a neat shit scribble to send their way. He kind of acted like we didn't know what this anime was at the time.
>>1982570
I sure did, Gall Force is an eternal passion for me. But you can see where he came from, the anime is really fringe by now.Had to google what rule 63 is, though.
>>1982570
Maybe he self-inserts into the captain (the pink/crimson-haired lady).
>>1981609
Bara exists.
Oops.
>>1982732
newfag
>>1982882
What does artificial insemination have to do with any of that? And keep this cuck garbage out of /u/ pls.
>>1982889
>implying no one gets cucked in yuri
Still raising another man's kid.
>>1982892
And? If that was something terrible, people wouldn't adopt kids.
>>1980908
You!
You wonderful person!
>>1982935
Y-you too.
>>1982950
In that case, you don't know what unwittingly means, which is no surprise considering your apparent level of intelligence.
>>1982950
Shockingly enough a lot of people want to raise children, and some of them don't even mind if they're theirs genetically.
>>1982932
>The creation of a child involves fertilisation.
Not necessarily. There is normally a block to parthenogenesis in mammals, but it's possible to bypass it by tinkering with gene expression during gestation, making it possible to produce offspring using genetic material from two eggs (see Kaguya). Given that CRISPR is now a thing, you can very probably just drop the necessary mutations into your eggs and get viable offspring in the absence of sperm, we just need the right onee-sama to perfect the procedure in her basement laboratory.
You can also try to get yourself some sperm cells through iPSC shenanigans, though CRISPR is so ungodly popular right now (and for good reasons too) that I'll be surprised if nobody makes a Kaguya II with it in the next few years.
>>1982957
>unwitting
>not knowing; unaware; ignorant; oblivious; unconscious
Sorry, nothing about sheeple being tricked by society.
>>1982976
But they just used synonymous terms.
Who else wants to see magic yuri babies literally hatch out of giant eggs?
I fucking love eggs. They're humble yet such fascinating things that represent origin and can produce all kinds of beings.
>>1983008
And they're delicious poached.
![is my hobby weird [d] edition.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xAe5rcL.jpg "is my hobby weird [d] edition.jpg")
>>1983008
Only if laying eggs is pleasurable enough for the mother to substitute for a sex scene.
>>1983021
I meant eggs forged by the power of yuri.
>>1983030
Well, now you are just being obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious.
Cut it out.
>>1983030
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/unwitting
Definition of unwitting in English:
adjective
1(Of a person) not aware of the full facts: an unwitting accomplice
2Not done on purpose; unintentional:Is that you ac-kun?
>>1983030
That wasn't even me. I explicitly said "they" used them.
>>1983040
No, I was drawing a comparison because he's usually the only one that's so needlessly pedantic. People's interests are relative and personal. A lot of people find an irreplaceable joy in raising a child, irrespective of whether or not they're 'theirs'. Plenty of other people can't get over that hurdle and choose alternatives - either choosing to never have children, or finding another partner who can give them their own biological offspring. I think there's actually more damaging societal condition that forces women into having children they don't want and end up resenting.
>>1983060
The personal attacks thing was petty and in poor taste of that poster, but demanding a citation for a dictionary definition.
>I would call that narrow mindedness or "unwitting" ignorance.
Honestly, how? I've found in my experience that the people who are open to raising someone else's children are in fact some of the most open minded and worldly people I've ever come across.
And I would argue that you're using it incorrectly in this instance, because as applied to humans it directly implies adultery and even in the origin of it, from cuckoos, they're unknowingly raising another's offspring, whereas these people have made a conscience decision to acquire children through alternate means. It's also a rather unflattering term and by insisting that these people are 'cuckolds' you're insulting them.
>>1983083
Because we were talking about people raising children of others and it just makes sense? I still don't see how you jumped directly from 'people's interests are relative' to 'they refuse to learn things'.
Because we're talking about humans and animals can't get married and cuckolding is someone cheating on their spouse. In terms of the animal world it also has a distinct meaning, which are animals that sneak their offspring to be raised completely by another animal.
You can consider it a personal opinion, but unless that child was conceived when your partner cheated on you then it's literally incorrect. I suppose you could argue that given how much more common blended families are and surrogacy has become that English hasn't yet caught up with terms to describe these situations, but cuck isn't it. Unless you're attempting to reclaim it, like gay people and queer.
Please post more lesbians while you continue to debate.
>>1980377
The purpose of life is to perpetuate the species. Two girls cannot reproduce; two girls would not make good parents; sociologists agree that children reared in gay households are more likely to be homosexual.
All this proves yuri is immoral is wrong. It's just science
>>1983115
I know, right?
Fucking gays.
>>1983114
No, I'm saying people's interests are relative to what they have experienced in their lives. How can you *relate* to something otherwise? I don't think that implies either broad or narrow mindedness. It just is.
I actually only waded in when the debate was about the definition of unwitting, but I think you're probably not 100% right here either. If we consider cuck to be a new word, related but different to the source, cuckold, then I suppose there's an argument to be made for it having this definition. But I think there's really two separate natural instincts here, one is the desire to pass on one's genetic material - fuck everything that walks and have babies - and the desire to raise a child. I don't think they're mutually inclusive. When people talk about their desire to raise children, that's a desire to nurture and pass on their values, not necessarily a desire to reproduce. You even see animals adopting orphaned animals.
>>1983128
>When people talk about their desire to raise children, that's a desire to nurture and pass on their values, not necessarily a desire to reproduce.
Anon, have you ever heard anyone say, "I don't want to date her because she has a kid, why would I raise SOMEONE ELSE'S kid?" Alternatively, how often do you see single men willingly to help a single mom raise her kid? Not very often.
You don't have a body you ARE a body. You're a gene machine. And the genes that code for your behavior do so only because they're interested in replicating themselves. Your values are irrelevant. Your beliefs are irrelevant. And you, alone on earth, and rebel against the tyranny of your selfish replicators.
>>1983114
I don't think anyone (consciously) cares about passing on their genes (outside of racist nutjobs maybe). It's all just a hardwired response that can be sated through sex.
What people do care about is passing on their culture, traditions and values. Plus having someone to take care of them in their old age is also nice. Both of those can be done with adopted children.
>>1983133
>Anon, have you ever heard anyone say, "I don't want to date her because she has a kid, why would I raise SOMEONE ELSE'S kid?"
The reason there is because the kid wouldn't see you as their parent, and the two of you would lack the parent-offspring bond. That means you won't be able to empathize with their success as much, and there's no guarantee they will care for you when you're old.
None of that applies to children you adopt together.
>>1983133
Anon, have you ever heard of foster and adoptive parents?
>>1983133
I also am not entirely sure why you keep bringing up dudes, since we're on /u/ and the original premise if I'm not mistake was about lesbians?
Why am i seeing so many threads talking about lesbians having/wanting children? Even the galko-chan thread brought up this shit.
>>1983145
Must just be that time of the month.
>>1983145
Pretty sure it was brought up in Galko because Galko-chan wants to be a mother in the material.
>>1983145
Spring must be close somewhere.
>>1983149
Alright, better wording here would probably be why are people *arguing* about lesbians wanting children.
>>1983148
>two mothers
>raising kids
if there's no father in the house whose going to enforce strict moral rules?
>>1983151
Spring has already begun some places.
>>1983159
Whichever one has the wooden spoon.
>>1983163
I think you're straying from the initial definition of interest that was used
>Is someone conditioned by society into thinking that raising another man's child is a good thing to do acting in their own interest.
3The advantage or benefit of a person or group
But what people find advantageous or beneficial personally (For example, their partner becoming pregnant through artificial insemination) is relative to their own lives.
And I'm saying that you're definitely wrong. The Cambridge, Oxford, Merriam-Webster and MacMillan dictionaries all define cuckold as marital infidelity.
>Altruistic Chimpanzees Adopt Orphans
http://www.livescience.com/8052-altruistic-chimpanzees-adopt-orphans.html
>>1983115
I know this is bait, but the ability to reproduce does not really factor into how good your parenting skills are, or even if you CAN be a parent.
Why oh why can't the C world just be on a filter, replace it with waifu or something.
How to spot a retard:
>uses 'cuck' seriously
Proven by this thread once again.
>>1983252
I don't get why are people so enamored with the concept. Sexually arousing or what.
>>1983238
I can't remember where I've seen this before. How good is it?
>>1983256
Calling someone a cuck is literally one of the harshest insults imaginable. It's no surprise to me the same retarded videogame board that bastardized edgy would do the same to this word once it had a reason to become mainstream.
>>1983238
why are Morishima girls so cute?
>>1983317
>It's no surprise to me the same retarded videogame board that bastardized edgy would do the same to this word once it had a reason to become mainstream.
It's a /tv/ meme though
>>1983317
>the same retarded videogame board
When did we become /v/?
>>1983330
/u/ is /v/ though, but with lesbians and less shitposting.
>>1983332
Our threads are always on-topic though. That description would be more fitting if /a/ replaced /v/.
>>1983336
There are still plenty of on-topic threads on /v/, it's just getting overshadowed by all the shitposting.
>>1980377
Less shitposting
Less lesbians
and more yuri plz!!
>>1983427
>more yuri
>posts a non-yuri game
you start.
>>1983437
>it has to be from a yuri source to actually be yuri
Look at this sad excuse for a yuri fan.
Where is your imagination?
>>1983437
>butthurt /a/non still claiming Totori and Mimi aren't yuri
Aren't you cute
>>1983462
I'm not following. Are they gay for each other or not?
>>1983165
Ha.
>>1983158
I can't understand it either.
>>1983318
That art reminds me of Yuri Kuma for some reason and I haven't even watched that show yet.
They're definitely cute.
>>1985246
Well Morishima was the character designer for that show and the illustrator of the manga version.
>>1985248
How gay is it really? I heard /a/ complain about how there was only one couple in the end.
I used to browse it often.
>>1985458
>there was only one couple in the end
How easy people forget about that other pair
But yeah, it's really fucking gay.
>>1985458
>How gay is it really?
It's not called Lesbian Bear Storm for nothing
>>1983145
>organs to extract cells for iPS are gone
>can't legally married life partner in any country
>daya daya daya
Life is unfair.
>>1985765
>organs to extract cells for iPS are gone
But the thing about iPS cells is that they can be made from just about anything, including skin.
Do we have necron Flayed Ones posting on /u/?
>>1985810
>But the thing about iPS cells is that they can be made from just about anything, including skin
That's actually sort of scary for the possibilities it gives
>have crazy yandere gf
>want to break up with her and fuck off from her life
>she goes inside your house and searches your stuff for DNA material
>makes a science baby of you and her with that
>no escape
>>1985819
Then the simple solution would be that the owner of the DNA has to legally consent to using it to make a baby.
>>1985831
>implying there won't be underground iPS laboratories
>>1985819
>ever wanting to break up with a yandere
>especially as cute 2D lesbians
>not making an honest waifu out of her
Literally what is wrong with you.
>>1982670
>B have a missing finger
2spooky
>>1985977
That's probably just the thumb being hidden under the palm? I'm pretty sure she still had everything important attached in the movie.
>>1985483
But bears are pure and innocent. They could never be lewd lesbians.
>>1981090
>>1982033
is she super het?
>>1980908
yeah no, class S is still very much a thing, and its self evident in the way yuri is portrayed in main stream anime.
>>1983060
>>debate
>>purefag
how about you get the fuck out instead?
>>1983209
>>raising another mans child is cucking
>>no one gets cucked in adoption
seriously get the fuck out of /u/
>>1988848
You sure told that anon from a week ago.
>>1983332
No. I literally give you more credit than that even with some of the retarded posters here.
Shockingly somehow /v/ can actually have good, pleasant yuri threads. It blows my mind considering any threads about Super Smash Bros should be considered shitposting by default.
>>1983115
>sociologists agree that children reared in gay households are more likely to be homosexual
And this is bad because?
